[RollTideFan] Whizzzz (Non)

--- Begin Message --- --- Begin Message --- > An American tourist in London decides to skip the tour group and explore the city on his own. He wanders around, seeing the sights, occasionally stopping at a quaint pub to soak up the local culture, chat with the lads, and have a pint of stout. >

[RollTideFan] Yeahhh! - (non)

> Subject: She don't care > Reportedly, the lady who wrote this letter is Pam Foster of Pamela Foster and Associates in Atlanta.  She's been in business since 1980 doing interior design and home planning.  She recently wrote a letter to a family member serving in Iraq. Please  read. > Note: I don't

[RollTideFan] Where's the loot? (non)

> A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has screwed him for ten million bucks.  This bookkeeper is deaf.  It was considered an occupational benefit, and why he landed the job in the first place, since it was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not be able to hear anything he'd ever have

[RollTideFan] Appreciation (non)

> My thanks to you! I want to thank all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me your chain letters over the past two years. Thank you for making me feel safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy. Because of your concern... I no longer can drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains

[RollTideFan] Bulletin (non)

> NEWS FROM FRANCE The AP and UPI reported that the French Government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from Run to Hide. The only two higher levels in France are Surrender and Collaborate. The raise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white  fl

[RollTideFan] New BAMA Fan

> Family story   An Auburn family of football supporters head out one Saturday to do their Christmas shopping. While in the sports shop the son picks up an Alabama jersey and says to his older sister, "I've decided to become an Alabama fan and I would like this for Christmas." His big sister is out

[RollTideFan] Short story... (non)

> We were sitting in a fine restaurant when my wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor.   I said, "I notice you've been watching that man for some time now. Do you know him?"   "Yes," she replies, "he's my ex-husband, and he has been drinking like that since I left him

[RollTideFan] RE: where's all y'all?

> My primary residence is Saranac, Michigan, an extremely dull village of about 1750 if you count the stray cats and a few runaway hogs. Most are UM or MSU fans with a few for ND. Beautiful downtown Saranac is about as exciting as arbin/opelika except they have "2 BARS and an American Legion"...

[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaners - (non)

> > Subject: Solution for Republicans > >The Republicans should back off and let men marry men; women marry women, and totally legalize abortion. In three generations there will be no Democrats! . . . . . . . . . . . . > Subject: The Big Game > >As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedro

[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaners - (non)

> Subject:    Whisper !! A salesman is trying to call a client. The phone rings and their little boy, in a whisper, says, "Hello." SALESMAN:   "Is your mommy there? LITTLE BOY: (whisper) "Yes." SALESMAN:   "Can I speak with her?" LITTLE BOY: (whisper) "She's busy." SALESMAN:   "Is your daddy there

[RollTideFan] Re: Hey VO

> Pat Smoot wrote... The Lady Spartans made it to the final 4 as well. Congrats to all. . . . . . . . . . Thanks pla. I only live about 35 miles from MSU and both teams are the main topic on TV and in the Newspapers. Then you add the hype of the Magic Johnson championship era, the Pope and his f

[RollTideFan] *SPARTANS*

> How about Michigan State over Kentucky in 2 OT. I had BAMA all the way and lost, so State was my #2 Team. My son is an Alum... RollSpartansRoll -vo- ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefa

[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaner (NonBama)

> *Sunday School* The lady was a Southern Baptist who attended services and taught Sunday School every week. On one Sunday an out of town acquaintance, a gentleman, was in the pew right behind her.  He noted what a fine looking woman she was.  While they were taking up the collection, the man lea

[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaners - (nope)

> Subject: Foreign Exchange   An Asian man walks into the currency exchange in New York with 2000 yen and walks out with $ 72. The following week, he walks in with 2000 yen and is handed $ 66. He asks the teller why he got less money than he had gotten the previous week. The lady answers: "Fluct

[RollTideFan] Re: HEY ~VO~!!!!

> Jamie Watts wrote... Donut furgit the TGIF Groaner  Ewer Powell, Jamie churs . . . . . . . . . . . . I will try... but after the "dog and pony show GROANER" we had today, I will be hard pressed. Full court, that is. Oh well - Cheers -vo- ___

[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaner (non)

> Groaner #1 of 2... There are two Mexicans who have been lost in the desert for weeks and they're at death's door. As they stumble on, hoping for salvation in the form of an oasis or something similar, they suddenly spy, through the heat haze, a tree off in the distance. As they get closer they

[RollTideFan] Re: RTF Member Check-in! [Just for fun]

> Re: Anniston... to include Oxford, Golden Springs, Jacksonville et al. The entire area has one claim to fame, = Real Estate. Ever since Fort McClellan closed, many businesses have shut down or moved, causing many people to relocate. Plus, all persons (mil and civ) associated with the MP and Chem

[RollTideFan] Re: RTF Member Check-in! [Just for fun]

> Joel Perry wrote... Anniston? Who the hel lives in Anniston? Ain't that the place where they burn that nuke-lear waste? Yup - they got tons of nookie-waste to burn. Monsanto is still workin on their po-lutten problems. Who lives there... h... Once upon a time, Marie Hilley, Dr Nick, Faye D

[RollTideFan] Re: RTF Member Check-in! [Just for fun]

joke or two. Just say "yea or nay" in the next day or so. Either way is fine with me. The damn snow up here is 2' deep, it is 8 above and I'm not in Anniston or G. Shores, plus there is "No BAMA Football"... Guess I better have a few more breers. RTR -Cheers

[RollTideFan] Reminder (non)

> Subject: A Company of Soldiers From: 1st Cav. Div. Assn. [EMAIL PROTECTED] The film A COMPANY OF SOLDIERS will be broadcast next Tuesday night (February 22) on PBS at 9 PM EST (check local listings).  It is the soldiers' story of fighting in Iraq - a month in the life of the 1st Battalion of th

[RollTideFan] Casualties (Non)

> > Subject:  Arms -- Washington D.C. & Iraq According to http://www.casualties.org , there have been 88 hostile  fire deaths caused by firearms since the beginning of hostilities in  Iraq. The remainder of coalition deaths have been due to explosives or  accidents. What does this mean? If you co

[RollTideFan] RE: I'll admit, I'm on the left.

> > From: "Joel Perry" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> She hasn't caught on that I turn the ruler around and measure from the wrong end. Hey Joel - You must have screwed up. My Grandpa told me many times... "Never marry a woman with big hands -> they make your pecker look small"! Cheers -vo- __

[RollTideFan] SPAM - (Non)

> > This may be of interest/helpful... -vo- MIKE WENDLAND: Sweet new weapon enters war on spam... http://www.freep.com/money/tech/mwendland28e_20050128.htm ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltide

[RollTideFan] Re: snow

Hey Krut - Come on up for a visit. See inclosed link for directions. Cheers -vo- http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/VOSOS/index.html ___ RTF mailing list [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net

[RollTideFan] Re: Spurrier will work for food...

JrT wrote... Doesn't mention National Championship as goal. Slef E. . . . . . . . . . . Spurrier is a hell of a lot smarter than Tubs. He knows he can control winning the SEC, but nothing more. This is probably Tub's one and only shot at a MNC be

[RollTideFan] Problem Solved! - (was cussing or whatever)

ered @#$%ing showers, Right!" --  Noah, 4314 BC  > 2.  "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"  --  Bill Clinton, 1998 > And a drum roll please...! > 1.  "What the @%#*^ happened?" --  John Kerry, 2004 http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/TIDE1VOGRAM/ ___ RTF mailing list [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net

[RollTideFan] "Irony" - (part)

hey haul her ass to jail." . . . . . . . . . . I guarantee - BAMA 20 - lswho satan's 13... RTR... Cheers -vo- http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/TIDE1VOGRAM/ ___ RTF mailing list [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net

[RollTideFan] Haunted Places in Alabama (non)

For those interested. Hope this isn't a re-run and I missed the original. RTR - Cheers... -vo- GO to... <http://www.juiceenewsdaily.com/1004/news/haunted_alabama.html> http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/TIDE1VOGRAM/ http://www.juiceenewsdaily.com/1004/news/haunted_a

[RollTideFan] Football Wednesday (UAB)

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[RollTideFan] Re: Loose Cannon

I called him a few days ago and he said all is well ---> EXCEPT his PC is down and he's having one hell of a time getting it fixed. I didn't mention it because I expected him back on line by now. HTH - Cheers -vo- http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE

[RollTideFan] Re: [non-Bama] Bush administration completes get-tough plan for Syria

er rag-headed bastards that need it. Slef E. . . . . . . . . . . Jeff - You're a picture of my old slef. Pass in Review... -vo- http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/TIDE1VOGRAM/ __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Disc

[RollTideFan] "Texas Dan" - (non)

ol' daddy ever tell you that you ain't never gonna be the brightest bulb on the tree if you go huntin' bobcats with a BB gun?   But cheer up, Dan, maybe one a these days all you pointy-headed, liberal, media fellers will see the light.  Course, seein's where y'

[RollTideFan] Gator penalty?

Check this out... <http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/UF15yds/> http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/TIDE1VOGRAM/ __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or lea

[RollTideFan] Re: Predictions

ALABAMA - 30 Utah State - 10 RollTideRoll -vo- http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/TIDE1VOGRAM/ __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to

[RollTideFan] *BIG TREAT* - (X-Bama)

"Big Football Treat" - Thursday - September 2 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Texas A&M (+8.5) at UTAH - ESPN - 7:45 PM Eastern UTEP (+26) at Arizona State - FOX Sports Net AZ - 10:00 PM Eastern RTR -vo- http://community-2.webtv.net/TID

Re: [RollTideFan] Knock, knock

Slef wrote: Anybody home. I are, and I are headed for the "Daily Digest" rat now. -vo- http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/TIDE1VOGRAM/ __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideF

[RollTideFan] "BOOBS"

a Mil. Pub. about 1 year ago that said they were starting this free program and using it as a training vehicle to *improve the skills* of their Doctors that are providing this type of treatment for the wounded from Iraq and Afghanastan. RollTideRoll - Cheers... -vo- http://community-2.we

[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaner - (non)

"BARNER FAN PREPS FOR SEASON" Follow this guy and see what he eats...??? <http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_365440.html?menu=> RollTideRoll - Cheers... -vo- http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/TIDE1VOGRAM/ http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_

[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaner - (nonBama)

replied to the affirmative. "Yes, it was! Am I crazy?" "No, you ain't crazy. In fact, you're lucky," said the rancher, "because the black horse don't know shit about cars!" . . . . . . . . . . I'm ti

[RollTideFan] "Alabama Style"

ya' to put flares in > > the > > front and > > flares in the back.I ain't never understood it neither. . . . . . . . . . . RollTideRoll... -vo- http://community.webtv.net/TIDE1/RIPfatfill __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net

[RollTideFan] *BLAIR* - (non)

. . . . . . . "God Bless America"... -vo- http://community.webtv.net/TIDE1/RIPfatfill __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list

[RollTideFan] Sunday Wake Up - (non)

TH HIS PECKER. . . . . . . . . . . Amen... -vo- http://community.webtv.net/TIDE1/RIPfatfill __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list o

[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaner - (nonBAMA)

x27;t know any Jewish songs, we fuck. . . . . . . . . . . I'm tired of "politics" and "TGIF Groaners"... It's time for *BAMA Football*... RollTideRoll -vo- http://community.webtv.net/TIDE1/RIPfatfill __ Rol

[RollTideFan] "COACH" - (BAMA)

Photo of CPWB circa 1945... (Shula?) Cheers -vo- http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/SOLDIER/ http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/COACH/ __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! W

[RollTideFan] COLLEGE SIGS

Thought some of you might be interested. See following link... <http://community-2.webtv.net/glosimerwings/college/> Tired of *politics*... Ready for "FOOTBALL"... -vo- http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/SOLDIER/ http://community-2.webtv.net/glosi

[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaner - (nonBama)

ously. > >"Crutches? Why would he need crutches?" responded the surprised doctor. > >"Well," "you ARE going to lengthen Ralph's legs, aren't you?" . . . . . . . . . . Cheers... -vo- http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/SOLDIER/ _

[RollTideFan] I'm Confused? (nonBama)

ining camps in Afghanistan - bad... > >Milosevic not yet convicted - good... Saddam turned over for trial - >bad... > >Ahh, it's so confusing! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . If you figure it out, let me know... Cheers -vo- http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/SOLDIER/ ___

[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaner - (nonBama)

staring at the TV. The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy.   The wife asked, "What the hell are you doing?"   The husband replied, "I'm watching the ball game with my son-in-law." .......

[RollTideFan] News Anchors - (nonBama)

es. As the Marine was untying Rather, Jennings, and Roberts, they asked him, "Why didn't you just shoot them? Why did you ask them to kick you in the ass?" "What," replied the Marine, "and have you three assholes call me the aggressor? ... http://comm

[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaner - (nonBama)

* created the demand > > for > > > a *sexual lubricant* to address the special needs of that > > market. > > > The makers of K-Y were quick to develop one which they > > marketed > > > as, "OIL OF OLD LAY". http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/SOLD

[RollTideFan] Re: misguided friends & family before election time!!!

re an awful lot of people that hope "Teddy Kennedy will drive Hillary home" after the Democratic National Convention. Cheers -vo- http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/SOLDIER/ __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics

[RollTideFan] BAMA Sports on TV - 2004

I get the Digest and don't know if this article has been posted. If not... check it out. <http://www.al.com/sports/birminghamnews/index.ssf?/base/sports/1089710159192720.xml> RollTideRoll -vo- http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/SOLDIER/ http://www.al.com/sports/birminghamnew

[RollTideFan] Re: {ain't}

st! http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/SOLDIER/ __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list or to make changes to your sub

[RollTideFan] World War III (nonBama)

ed a sleeping giant." This is the message we need to disseminate to terrorists around the world. > > This is not a political thing to be hashed over in an election year this is an AMERICAN thing. This is about our Freedom and the Freedom of our children in years to co

[RollTideFan] Re; Age Survey

God Bless Our Troops - RollTideRoll - cheers -vo- http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/SOLDIER/ __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list or

[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaners - (nonBama)

se.  After awhile he came back with a couple of pills.   The guy asked what they were. The dentist said they were  Viagra.   The guy said WHAT!  why these.   The dentist said they won't put you to sleep, but they will give you something to hang on to while I pull your tooth.   http://community-

[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaner - (nonBama)

instantly. The bar falls silent. The father moans in grief. The bartender sighs and says...   "That boy should have quit while he was a head." cheers -vo- http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/SOLDIER/ __ RollTideFan - The University o

[RollTideFan] A Bridge Too Far - (nonBama)

to the UN. 11:00pm - Double gay marriage ceremony. 11:15pm - Maximizing Welfare workshop. 11:20pm - John Kerry presents the other side of the issues. 11:30pm - 'Free Saddam' pep rally. 11:59pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 12:00am - Nomination of Democrat candidate. .. END ...

[RollTideFan] TGIF Early Groaner - (NonBama)

ove to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die! What is the moral of the story?      You'll love this                                   > > > > > >You can't kill two Birds with One Stone. Goo

[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaner - (NonBama)

answered, "Yeah, I walked up to her and told her we were through. 'Pack your bag's and get out!' I told her." "What about your friend?" asked the bartender. "I looked him straight in the eye and said, 'Bad dog!'" Woof, woof... cheers -vo-

[RollTideFan] Re: Thinking About Football

implying that CMS and Bama FB *ain't up to snuff* etc. After all, he said "insiders described"... to me that means that people that really know the *facts* have told him that "things ain't good"... Hope someone knows something other than Paul Balls making his usual noise

[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaner - (NonBama)

s the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form but fresh. What is it? Lettuce. 12. Name six or more things that you can wear on your feet that begin with the letter "S." Shoes, socks, sandals, sneakers, slippers, skis

[RollTideFan] Sunday UpDate - Iraq - The Real World (nonBama)

ears to keep my family > safe.Marines are doing their job well and tell all, situation is well in > hand. > > Semper Fi, > William Skiles > 1st Sgt Echo, 2/1 > > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > . cheers -vo- http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/SOLDIER/

[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaner - (nonBama)

the numbers could be retrieved so rapidly our Environmental Manager proudly stated "Simple, I just pulled them out of MYASS". cheers -vo- http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/SOLDIER/ __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Di

[RollTideFan] RE: NON Tide - "Was the war in Iraq worth it?"

ear? cheers -vo- http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/SOLDIER/ __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list or to make changes to you

[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaner - (nonBama)

happened to you?" He tells the guy the whole story about how he got there, but as he was telling his story the guy shakes his head in sympathy walks around behind him, kisses him tenderly behind the ear and says. "This just ain't your day..." Now those 2 are really bAd !!! c

[RollTideFan] Bama 2nd only to Kentucky

Most outside the South think of Alabama as a football school, but the Crimson Tide is second only to Kentucky in SEC basketball success. Read on... cheers -vo- http://stanford.theinsiders.com/2/244288.html __ RollTideFan - The University of Al

[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaner - (nonBama)

of my face. I had nothing to lose, so with my last ounce of strength I stretched out my neck and bit those babies just as hard as I could." "So," the trainer exclaimed, "that finished him off, did it?" "No, but you'd be amazed ho

[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaner - (nonBama)

nd handed her a box of condoms. The girl burst out laughing and reached over to hug her mother saying: "Oh Mom! You don't have to worry about that! I'm dating Susan!" * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * cheers -vo- http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/SOLDIER/ _

[RollTideFan] Marriage - (nonBama)

law. Give us a marriage license!" "All right, all right. Next." "Hello, I'd like a marriage license." "In what names?" "David Deets." "And the other man?" "That's all. I want to marry myself." "Marry yourself? What do

[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaner - (nonBama)

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a ttoal mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Fcuknig amzanig huh? ... cheers

[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaner - (nonBama)

stomach and swallows the gunge... + 8 seconds = She whispers in his ear It's called "Blowjobs Revenge"? Oh deer, oh deer!! cheers -vo- http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/SOLDIER/ __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Ath

[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaner - (nonBama)

x27;s more like it!" the union man said He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde. "I'd like her," he said.   I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year old woma

[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaner - (Taint)

igns back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!" The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?" The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the balls to pull t

[RollTideFan] Super Bowl Afterglow (not)

Subject: Super Bowl Afterglow President Bush called the Patriots and complemented them on a great game. Al Gore called the Panthers and said he thought they were robbed. Bill Clinton called Janet Jackson. RTR - cheers -vo- __ RollTideF

[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaner - (NonBAMA)

"Have A Nice Flight" As the airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant gave the passengers the usual information regarding seat belts, etc. Finally, she said, "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to your destination." Tom

[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaner - (NonBama)

"Man from Texas" A man from Texas, driving a Volkswagen Beetle, pulls up next to a guy in a Rolls Royce at a stop sign.   Their windows are open and he yells at the guy in the Rolls,"Hey, you got a telephone in that Rolls?"   The guy in the Rolls says, "Yes, of course I do." "I got one too... see

[RollTideFan] Re: CNN

Ron Rice wrote... CNN: Riots at Auburn University today "Just saw hundreds of Auburn people going nuts on CNN. They were all in Toomer's Corner acting a fool. At first CNN said that the Auburn people were happy because the president of Auburn had just been fired. But, it was just reported tha

[RollTideFan] Re: Deers VO

Pat Smoot wrote... You have to be very careful how you explain things to kids. . . A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said,"Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend?" Grandma replied, "Ho

[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaner - (NonBAMA)

"A HORSE IN THE BAR' A man walked into a bar, sat down at the far end and had a drink. He  noticed there was a horse in the back  of the bar room with a big pot of  money on the floor in  front of it. "What's up with that?" He asked the bartender, pointing  at  the horse.   "You gotta put a dolla

[RollTideFan] Phat Phill - PI

I get the Digest. Hope this hasn't been posted earlier. See following link. heh-heh... RTR - cheers -vo- http://www.gomemphis.com/mca/football/article/0,1426,MCA_478_2591674,00.html __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discus

[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaner - (almost)

"Three Cheers for TIDE" People never remember to write in about the good things a product does, always the bad! So this is very refreshing!! With Important facts to remember!!! Dear TIDE, I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! In fact, about a month ago while at home, I sp

[RollTideFan] Roundball or Music (Non)

With football all but over, maybe some music will help get you thru the winter. Click here - http://www.pianoladynancy.com/wavs.htm Cheers -VO- http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/VOSOS/ http://www.pianoladynancy.com/wavs.htm __ RollTideFan

[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaner - (Non)

ing Math in 2000: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $120. How does Arthur Andersen determine that his profit margin is $60 ?   Teaching Math in 2005: El hachero vende un camion carga por $100. La cuesta de produccion es... ** We

[RollTideFan] Why are we there? - (Non)

ery day we hear of more Americans killed in this dangerous land. It is clear!   We must abandon California. BTW - This is my 1st weekly "TGIF Groaner - (Non) for 2004! Cheers -VO- http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/VOSOS/ __ RollTideFan

[RollTideFan] Big Buck$$$$

WHAT!! - NO Christmas Bonus!! Poor thangs!! Click here or below... http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2003/writers/mike_fish/12/19/coaching.contracts/ Cheers -VO- http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/VOSOS/ http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2003/writers/mike_fish/12/19/coaching.contracts

[RollTideFan] "Christmas Tree"

red. What about just chopping down the next tree that is the right size for our living room?" "That sounds good to me. I'm so tired I don't even care if we find one that's decorated or not!" Cheers -VO- http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/VOSOS/ __

[RollTideFan] Home for Christmas (Military)

This is the best ever. Tears me up Turn on audio and enjoy the slide show. God bless our troops. -vo- http://www.atthewell.com/home/index.php __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideF

[RollTideFan] Re: TGIF Groaner - (Non)

Oopsie... Forgot to include my *very important* sig/link on my post. I know - "So what"! Please see link below. "Overnight FedX" will be fine ... Thanks! Cheers -VO- http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/VOSOS/

[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaner - (Non)

Missed last week, so you must suffer thru "two stupid groaners" this week. Y'all can forgive me this one time because it's the ... *HOLIDAYS*... ... Groaner for Friday, 19 Dec 03... Nick the Dragon Slayer had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen's volu

[RollTideFan] RE: (NON Bama) A First Hand Report

The following article pretty much sums up the way "Killary" feels about the Presidents visit to Iraq. Nice lady.. Cheers -VO- An Act Of Political War by Dr. M. Sidney Wallace Hillary Clinton considers George Bush's visit to Iraq an act of political

[RollTideFan] Re: UTEP Gonna ROLL ?!!1

Kurt wrote http://www.borderlandnews.com/stories/sports/todaysstories/20031205-52864.shtml Hay "Hombre" - I have three "cees-ters" you like very much "JUAREZ" is your *Destiny* amigo Cheers -VO- __ RollTideFan - The Un

[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaner (Non)

"2 losers 2 day" . * GOLF * A foursome is waiting at the men's tee while another foursome of ladies are hitting from the ladies tee.  The ladies are taking their time and when finally the last one is ready to hit the ball she hacks it about 10 feet, goes over to it and ha

[RollTideFan] BCS & LSU

LSU needs help from Syracuse... Cheers -VO- __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the

[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaner - (Non)

said, last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that I wanted to do something special for you.  I asked him what to give you. He said, 'Screw him.  Give him a dollar.'"   "Breakfast was my idea." Cheers -VO- http://community.webtv.net/TIDE1/B

[RollTideFan] "Javvy Special" (taint)

Subject: How the Catholic Church works There were two Catholic boys, Timothy Murphy and Secola Antonio, whose   lives paralleled each other in amazing ways.   In the same year Timothy was born in Ireland, Secola was born in Italy.   Faithfully they attended parochial school from kindergarten

[RollTideFan] "Iron Bowl 2003"

Hot off the press! By: Ward, Butch November 21, 2003 7:46 AM   Iron Bowl '03   by: The Goat Man   The leaves have fell and it's gettin' cold,         It m

[RollTideFan] *Football Fan*

Now this is what I call a "real football fanatic"! (See article) BAMA will kick aubarn's a$$ thru their elbows! UA 20 - au 13 .. RTR -VO- . MITCH ALBOM: Better to sit in jail than miss the game November 21, 2003 BY MITCH ALBOM FREE PRESS COLUMNIST The judge call

[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaner - (Non)

Subject: "A Little Pink One" A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of an erotic sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she shakily hobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally she arrives at the counter, grabbing it for support. She

[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaner - (Non)

t marry a woman with big hands. It makes your pecker look smaller." . "RollMightyTideRoll" BAMA 24 - LSU 20 Cheers -VO- http://community.webtv.net/TIDE1/BestBS __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Disc

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