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Dear subscribers,
Welcome again to a new issue of "Weird Side Ezine".
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INDEX
=> Sponsor ad
=> New sites
=> Weird News
=> Funny Quotes
=> Software Recommendation
=> Subscribe/Unsubscribe information
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NEW SITES
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WEIRD NEWS
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A New York mum claims an airport security guard
forced her to drink her own breast milk to prove it
wasn't a dangerous fluid. Elizabeth McGarry says
she's now considering legal action following the
incident at JFK Airport. The accountant from Long
Island was bound for Florida with her daughter
when she was singled out for a random search
before boarding. She says a male guard went
through her bag and found three feeding bottles
containing breast milk. She alleges he forced her
to drink from each bottle to prove it was harmless.
A Dutch burglar called the police when his own
house was broken into but forgot to hide his own
ill gotten gains. Police arrived at the 33-year-old's
home in Breda and noticed a computer bearing
the sticker of a local school. One of the officers
remembered some computers had recently been
stolen from the school and arrested the man.
Women in the UK are among the ugliest in the
world, according to a global survey of men. They
finish second in the list of the planet's worst-looking
women compiled by FHM magazine. The only country
with worst rated women was Afghanistan. However,
British women did come fifth in a list of the most
attractive women, which was topped by the US.
The looks league was compiled from 59,000 online
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the world.
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FUNNY QUOTES
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"Nuclear physics is much easier than tax law. It's
rational and always works the same way."
- Jerold Rochwald
"Never judge a man buy the opinion his wife has
of him."
- Bob Edwards
"It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is
better to be good than to be ugly."
- Oscar Wilde
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SOFTWARE RECOMMENDATION
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