Off, that's the post of the week. Deep bow.
--- off_world_beings <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > You forgot to mention that Professor Van Dyke of > Amsterdam is the > brother of Dick Van Dyke, who played the nutty > professor in Chitty > Chitty Bang Bang, and the Old Excentric Grandfather > in that movie is > the father of his illigitimate child David Lynch, > who's > character "Giacommetti" in Twin Peaks was based on a > real character > who was in the CIA and a fanatic member of > Scientology, which was > founded by a rebel FreeMason who idolised Aleister > Crowley. > > The plot thickens.... > > OffWorld > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "guyfawkes91" > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > wrote: > > > > Reuters 05-02-2008:23:05 by our staff reporter. > > > > Today a small cult based in Holland founded by the > Maharishi of > > Beatles fame announced that its leader for Germany > "Raja" Emanuel > > Schiffgens has been identified as a government > agent working for the > > German secret service (BND). For many years the > cult has been living > > under the fear of infiltration by spies from the > CIA and other > > government agencies but it was always thought that > the penetration > was > > limited to low level operatives. A spokesman said > "We knew that > > someone was sending us off in funny directions but > we couldn't work > > out who it was. In retrospect his performance in > Central America > > should have made us suspicious and standing up in > front of a German > > audience announcing that he planned to succeed > where Hitler had > failed > > was a bit of a giveaway but because he was > disguised with a crown we > > thought he was one of us." asked how they finally > rumbled him the > > spokesman said "He overplayed his hand, for years > we'd been told > that > > maintaining high prices meant we would take over > the world by > teaching > > meditation to rich people but it didn't seem to be > working and we > > thought it must be government agents who were > misdirecting us. We > > caught him out in a vote over the prices. We all > voted to reduce the > > prices we charge for learning meditation and he > was the only one > > holding out for higher prices. He was isolated and > it was clear > > something funny was going on so we searched his > room and found coded > > messages from his controller in the BND > instructing him to make sure > > we kept prices so high no one would learn." > > > > Asked what they planned to do to him he replied > "Well he has to > have a > > trial and it's well known that government agents > float in water so > > we've arranged a public test to see if he floats, > either that or > we'll > > see if he's lighter than a duck" > > > > Another person in the cult claimed "He turned me > into a newt! But I > > got better" > > > > Professor Van Dyke a leading Vlodropolgist from > the University of > > Amsterdam said "We've known for years that they're > stark raving > > bonkers but we thought it was the lysergic acid in > the Argyreia > > Nervosa they put in their herbal preparations that > was keeping them > > tripped out. To discover that it was actually all > part of a > government > > plot is quite a surprise. Though I think the agent > must have had > some > > help from the wood gnomes camped out on the > southern perimeter of > > their compound otherwise he would have been outed > earlier." > > > > -- ends > > > > > Send instant messages to your online friends http://uk.messenger.yahoo.com
