--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "guyfawkes91" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > I once tried to run a contest in a newsletter, offering MAPI products for the best answer to the question "How many TMers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" but the center chair edited it out of the final version as not being dignified. Or maybe he was afraid the answers wouldn't be dignified.
Maybe some FFL folks would like to play. How about: - We don't try to answer such questions; that would be analyzing the darkness. - TMers screw? - One in a hundred, or if it's a Siddha, the square root of one? Everyone is welcome to enter, but the prizewinner will be of the male persuasion so he can assume the title of Joe King for a day (aka Raja Joe) and dress in drag while wearing a crown made from a cut-up cereal box. > More posts like yours please, this group needs to lighten up, it gets > too heavy too easily. > > There's a lot of untapped comic potential in the TMO and there are > hundreds of people out there who are desperate for a laugh but are > scared of what might happen to them or their kids if they tell their > own jokes. They lie awake at night terrified John Konhaus might come > after them with his lovingly polished thumb screws because they let > slip to someone over lunch that at heart they aren't extreme enough. > > People live in fear and they need something to relieve the tension. We > have to make up jokes for them. It's a case of having an ample supply > of raw materials and a good demand for the finished product. > > Enjoy > > > > > > You forgot to mention that Professor Van Dyke of Amsterdam is the > > brother of Dick Van Dyke, who played the nutty professor in Chitty > > Chitty Bang Bang, and the Old Excentric Grandfather in that movie is > > the father of his illigitimate child David Lynch, who's > > character "Giacommetti" in Twin Peaks was based on a real character > > who was in the CIA and a fanatic member of Scientology, which was > > founded by a rebel FreeMason who idolised Aleister Crowley. > > > > The plot thickens.... > > > > OffWorld >
