Steve, ask him whether he has an actual person in mind, or whether he just made all that up. ;-)
It's almost as laughable as those who post the same old putdown "macros" to the Internet day in and day out for almost twenty years trying to claim that there is anything "creative" about them. :-) Think how SAD it is for someone to be so terrified of people critiquing their creative writing that they've spent an entire lifetime avoiding even *trying* it. Most people would consider that a wasted life. >