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> I would just like to say that I do not understand what everybody has against
> line dancing. I think it's a lot of fun.
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> Two-stepping, too. Brings back fond memories of a sawdust covered floor in a
> bitty roadhouse with a jukebox outside Pinetop, AZ, circa 1970.
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> LR
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As I have said many times before, line-dancing is the dance of the devil.
It's a mechanized, robotized, rote, brainless, unimaginative,
zombie-istic, witchie, sinful, masturbatory tribute to 20th century
industrial soullessness. Plus it's really difficult to feel anyone up
while you're line-dancing!
But I will agree about two-stepping and jitter-bugging and all that
swing-type stuff, because, first, it's all the things that line-dancing
isn't, and, second, it's a good way of avoiding getting drunk too quickly
in a club. And, third, please don't take me too seriously. -- Terry Smith
