Re: Friday Humor Overlays
My first thought was of my wife's Odyssey system that is sitting in our garage. I actually hooked it up to an old CRT television a few years ago just to dink around with it. It was an authentic recreation as the TV was about a 12 screen or so. -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Misi Mladoniczky Sent: Friday, December 12, 2014 2:06 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor Overlays Hi, I am sad to say that this was one of my first thought sa well ;-) Best Regards - Misi, RRR AB, http://rrr.se So can his family then sue BMC? -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Misi Mladoniczky Sent: Friday, December 12, 2014 4:06 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: [arslist] Friday Humor Overlays Hi, The inventor of the first gaming console Ralph Baer passed away this week. The gaming console Magnavox Oddyssey was released in 1972 . Ralph Baer also seems to have been first with OVERLAYS. Check out the OVERLAYS at the bottom of the page: http://www.magnavox-odyssey.com/Standard%20games.htm Best Regards - Misi, RRR AB, http://www.rrr.se (ARSList MVP 2011) Ask the Remedy Licensing Experts (Best R.O.I. Award at WWRUG10/11/12/13): * RRR|License - Not enough Remedy licenses? Save money by optimizing. * RRR|Log - Performance issues or elusive bugs? Analyze your Remedy logs. Find these products, and many free tools and utilities, at http://rrr.se. __ _ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years __ _ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
Re: Friday Humor Overlays
I remember playing with it at a buddy's house. Had to be around '73. I thought it was the coolest thing I had ever seen! On Mon, Dec 15, 2014 at 2:13 PM, Rick Westbrock rwestbr...@24hourfit.com wrote: My first thought was of my wife's Odyssey system that is sitting in our garage. I actually hooked it up to an old CRT television a few years ago just to dink around with it. It was an authentic recreation as the TV was about a 12 screen or so. -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Misi Mladoniczky Sent: Friday, December 12, 2014 2:06 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor Overlays Hi, I am sad to say that this was one of my first thought sa well ;-) Best Regards - Misi, RRR AB, http://rrr.se So can his family then sue BMC? -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Misi Mladoniczky Sent: Friday, December 12, 2014 4:06 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: [arslist] Friday Humor Overlays Hi, The inventor of the first gaming console Ralph Baer passed away this week. The gaming console Magnavox Oddyssey was released in 1972 . Ralph Baer also seems to have been first with OVERLAYS. Check out the OVERLAYS at the bottom of the page: http://www.magnavox-odyssey.com/Standard%20games.htm Best Regards - Misi, RRR AB, http://www.rrr.se (ARSList MVP 2011) Ask the Remedy Licensing Experts (Best R.O.I. Award at WWRUG10/11/12/13): * RRR|License - Not enough Remedy licenses? Save money by optimizing. * RRR|Log - Performance issues or elusive bugs? Analyze your Remedy logs. Find these products, and many free tools and utilities, at http://rrr.se . __ _ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years __ _ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years -- Warren R. Baltimore II Remedy Developer 410-533-5367 ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
Re: Friday Humor Overlays
I know it's not the same but just a few weeks back, I managed to hook up a friends old wood, 6 switch Atari 2600 to an 50 HDTV. My kids had never seen anything quite like it. Had to explain to them this was what life was like before PlayStations and Nintendos. Suddenly, I felt really old... -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Rick Westbrock Sent: Monday, December 15, 2014 1:13 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor Overlays My first thought was of my wife's Odyssey system that is sitting in our garage. I actually hooked it up to an old CRT television a few years ago just to dink around with it. It was an authentic recreation as the TV was about a 12 screen or so. -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Misi Mladoniczky Sent: Friday, December 12, 2014 2:06 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor Overlays Hi, I am sad to say that this was one of my first thought sa well ;-) Best Regards - Misi, RRR AB, http://rrr.se So can his family then sue BMC? -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Misi Mladoniczky Sent: Friday, December 12, 2014 4:06 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: [arslist] Friday Humor Overlays Hi, The inventor of the first gaming console Ralph Baer passed away this week. The gaming console Magnavox Oddyssey was released in 1972 . Ralph Baer also seems to have been first with OVERLAYS. Check out the OVERLAYS at the bottom of the page: http://www.magnavox-odyssey.com/Standard%20games.htm Best Regards - Misi, RRR AB, http://www.rrr.se (ARSList MVP 2011) Ask the Remedy Licensing Experts (Best R.O.I. Award at WWRUG10/11/12/13): * RRR|License - Not enough Remedy licenses? Save money by optimizing. * RRR|Log - Performance issues or elusive bugs? Analyze your Remedy logs. Find these products, and many free tools and utilities, at http://rrr.se. __ _ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years __ _ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
Re: Friday Humor: The Promised Land...
now Joe...you know better than to get political on this list. On Fri, Dec 12, 2014 at 10:03 AM, Joe D'Souza jdso...@shyle.net wrote: ** I thought this was funny. I just got this from a group of my college friends on WhatsApp.. Joe _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
Re: Friday Humor: The Promised Land...
Was that political? From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of LJ LongWing Sent: Friday, December 12, 2014 9:06 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor: The Promised Land... ** now Joe...you know better than to get political on this list. On Fri, Dec 12, 2014 at 10:03 AM, Joe D'Souza jdso...@shyle.net wrote: ** I thought this was funny. I just got this from a group of my college friends on WhatsApp.. Joe _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 2015.0.5577 / Virus Database: 4235/8723 - Release Date: 12/12/14 _ No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 2015.0.5577 / Virus Database: 4235/8721 - Release Date: 12/12/14 ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
Re: Friday Humor: The Promised Land...
Discusses Religion, Politics, and current world affairs in fact On Fri, Dec 12, 2014 at 10:08 AM, Stanley Feinstein st...@projectremedies.com wrote: ** Was that political? *From:* Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] *On Behalf Of *LJ LongWing *Sent:* Friday, December 12, 2014 9:06 AM *To:* arslist@ARSLIST.ORG *Subject:* Re: Friday Humor: The Promised Land... ** now Joe...you know better than to get political on this list. On Fri, Dec 12, 2014 at 10:03 AM, Joe D'Souza jdso...@shyle.net wrote: ** I thought this was funny. I just got this from a group of my college friends on WhatsApp.. Joe _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 2015.0.5577 / Virus Database: 4235/8723 - Release Date: 12/12/14 -- No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 2015.0.5577 / Virus Database: 4235/8721 - Release Date: 12/12/14 _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
Re: Friday Humor: The Promised Land...
Hits all the right buttons. From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of LJ LongWing Sent: Friday, December 12, 2014 9:13 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor: The Promised Land... ** Discusses Religion, Politics, and current world affairs in fact On Fri, Dec 12, 2014 at 10:08 AM, Stanley Feinstein st...@projectremedies.com wrote: ** Was that political? From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of LJ LongWing Sent: Friday, December 12, 2014 9:06 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor: The Promised Land... ** now Joe...you know better than to get political on this list. On Fri, Dec 12, 2014 at 10:03 AM, Joe D'Souza jdso...@shyle.net wrote: ** I thought this was funny. I just got this from a group of my college friends on WhatsApp.. Joe _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 2015.0.5577 / Virus Database: 4235/8723 - Release Date: 12/12/14 _ No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 2015.0.5577 / Virus Database: 4235/8721 - Release Date: 12/12/14 _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 2015.0.5577 / Virus Database: 4235/8723 - Release Date: 12/12/14 _ No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 2015.0.5577 / Virus Database: 4235/8721 - Release Date: 12/12/14 ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
Re: Friday Humor: The Promised Land...
I didn't think it through. No offence to anyone I promise. I found the creative use of the brand name Camel (cigarettes) funny. No offence to Camel cigarette manufacturers either. Joe _ From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Stanley Feinstein Sent: Friday, December 12, 2014 12:09 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor: The Promised Land... Was that political? From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of LJ LongWing Sent: Friday, December 12, 2014 9:06 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor: The Promised Land... ** now Joe...you know better than to get political on this list. On Fri, Dec 12, 2014 at 10:03 AM, Joe D'Souza jdso...@shyle.net wrote: ** I thought this was funny. I just got this from a group of my college friends on WhatsApp.. Joe _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 2015.0.5577 / Virus Database: 4235/8723 - Release Date: 12/12/14 _ No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 2015.0.5577 / Virus Database: 4235/8721 - Release Date: 12/12/14 _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
Re: Friday Humor: The Promised Land...
I thought it was funny as wellhowever, it was political in nature...specifically the part about the help desk...someone from that country (which it's likely there are people on this list) might not find it as funny On Fri, Dec 12, 2014 at 10:15 AM, Joe D'Souza jdso...@shyle.net wrote: ** I didn’t think it through. No offence to anyone I promise. I found the creative use of the brand name Camel (cigarettes) funny. No offence to Camel cigarette manufacturers either. Joe -- *From:* Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] *On Behalf Of *Stanley Feinstein *Sent:* Friday, December 12, 2014 12:09 PM *To:* arslist@ARSLIST.ORG *Subject:* Re: Friday Humor: The Promised Land... Was that political? *From:* Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] *On Behalf Of *LJ LongWing *Sent:* Friday, December 12, 2014 9:06 AM *To:* arslist@ARSLIST.ORG *Subject:* Re: Friday Humor: The Promised Land... ** now Joe...you know better than to get political on this list. On Fri, Dec 12, 2014 at 10:03 AM, Joe D'Souza jdso...@shyle.net wrote: ** I thought this was funny. I just got this from a group of my college friends on WhatsApp.. Joe _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 2015.0.5577 / Virus Database: 4235/8723 - Release Date: 12/12/14 -- No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 2015.0.5577 / Virus Database: 4235/8721 - Release Date: 12/12/14 _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
Re: Friday Humor: The Promised Land...
I realize that now especially since I am originally from India and we tend to have regular conflicts with our neighbors because of unresolved issues in Kashnir. I promise I meant no disrespect to any Pakistanis on this list. Some of my good friends and squash gym partner when I lived in Kuwait was a Pakistani. So was our squash coach. And I used to be a smoker back then which is the only reason I know the Camels cigarette which I opted for if the local store did not have Marlboro or I would have not got most of the top half of the joke. Until I smoked that cigarette I had no idea there was a cigarette brand called Camels. I promise I meant no disrespect or offence to anyone and I hope you'll just see the humor in it and not the political angle in it. Joe _ From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of LJ LongWing Sent: Friday, December 12, 2014 12:22 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor: The Promised Land... ** I thought it was funny as wellhowever, it was political in nature...specifically the part about the help desk...someone from that country (which it's likely there are people on this list) might not find it as funny On Fri, Dec 12, 2014 at 10:15 AM, Joe D'Souza jdso...@shyle.net wrote: ** I didn't think it through. No offence to anyone I promise. I found the creative use of the brand name Camel (cigarettes) funny. No offence to Camel cigarette manufacturers either. Joe _ From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Stanley Feinstein Sent: Friday, December 12, 2014 12:09 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor: The Promised Land... Was that political? From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of LJ LongWing Sent: Friday, December 12, 2014 9:06 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor: The Promised Land... ** now Joe...you know better than to get political on this list. On Fri, Dec 12, 2014 at 10:03 AM, Joe D'Souza jdso...@shyle.net wrote: ** I thought this was funny. I just got this from a group of my college friends on WhatsApp.. Joe _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 2015.0.5577 / Virus Database: 4235/8723 - Release Date: 12/12/14 _ No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 2015.0.5577 / Virus Database: 4235/8721 - Release Date: 12/12/14 _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
Re: Friday Humor: The Promised Land...
While not offensive, I saw it as the kind of joke your mom’s cousin Eddie would tell everyone at a family get together, especially since it came with a picture of that angry cartoon lady that is on greeting cards. Thanks, Shawn Pierson Remedy Developer | Energy Transfer From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of LJ LongWing Sent: Friday, December 12, 2014 11:22 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor: The Promised Land... ** I thought it was funny as wellhowever, it was political in nature...specifically the part about the help desk...someone from that country (which it's likely there are people on this list) might not find it as funny On Fri, Dec 12, 2014 at 10:15 AM, Joe D'Souza jdso...@shyle.netmailto:jdso...@shyle.net wrote: ** I didn’t think it through. No offence to anyone I promise. I found the creative use of the brand name Camel (cigarettes) funny. No offence to Camel cigarette manufacturers either. Joe From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORGmailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Stanley Feinstein Sent: Friday, December 12, 2014 12:09 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORGmailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor: The Promised Land... Was that political? From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORGmailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of LJ LongWing Sent: Friday, December 12, 2014 9:06 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORGmailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor: The Promised Land... ** now Joe...you know better than to get political on this list. On Fri, Dec 12, 2014 at 10:03 AM, Joe D'Souza jdso...@shyle.netmailto:jdso...@shyle.net wrote: ** I thought this was funny. I just got this from a group of my college friends on WhatsApp.. Joe _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.comhttp://www.avg.com Version: 2015.0.5577 / Virus Database: 4235/8723 - Release Date: 12/12/14 No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.comhttp://www.avg.com Version: 2015.0.5577 / Virus Database: 4235/8721 - Release Date: 12/12/14 _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ Private and confidential as detailed here: http://www.energytransfer.com/mail_disclaimer.aspx . If you cannot access the link, please e-mail sender. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
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That’s Maxine. Love her! TERRI LOCKWOOD • SENIOR SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR • SunGard • AvantGard • 701 San Marco Blvd, Suite 1100 • Jacksonville, FL 32207 Office +1 (904) 281-8069 • Cell +1 (904) 627-8651 • teresa.lockw...@sungard.commailto:teresa.lockw...@sungard.com From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Pierson, Shawn Sent: Friday, December 12, 2014 2:09 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor: The Promised Land... ** While not offensive, I saw it as the kind of joke your mom’s cousin Eddie would tell everyone at a family get together, especially since it came with a picture of that angry cartoon lady that is on greeting cards. Thanks, Shawn Pierson Remedy Developer | Energy Transfer From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of LJ LongWing Sent: Friday, December 12, 2014 11:22 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORGmailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor: The Promised Land... ** I thought it was funny as wellhowever, it was political in nature...specifically the part about the help desk...someone from that country (which it's likely there are people on this list) might not find it as funny On Fri, Dec 12, 2014 at 10:15 AM, Joe D'Souza jdso...@shyle.netmailto:jdso...@shyle.net wrote: ** I didn’t think it through. No offence to anyone I promise. I found the creative use of the brand name Camel (cigarettes) funny. No offence to Camel cigarette manufacturers either. Joe From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORGmailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Stanley Feinstein Sent: Friday, December 12, 2014 12:09 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORGmailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor: The Promised Land... Was that political? From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORGmailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of LJ LongWing Sent: Friday, December 12, 2014 9:06 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORGmailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor: The Promised Land... ** now Joe...you know better than to get political on this list. On Fri, Dec 12, 2014 at 10:03 AM, Joe D'Souza jdso...@shyle.netmailto:jdso...@shyle.net wrote: ** I thought this was funny. I just got this from a group of my college friends on WhatsApp.. Joe _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.comhttp://www.avg.com Version: 2015.0.5577 / Virus Database: 4235/8723 - Release Date: 12/12/14 No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.comhttp://www.avg.com Version: 2015.0.5577 / Virus Database: 4235/8721 - Release Date: 12/12/14 _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ Private and confidential as detailed herehttp://www.energytransfer.com/mail_disclaimer.aspx. If you cannot access hyperlink, please e-mail sender. _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
Friday Humor Overlays
Hi, The inventor of the first gaming console Ralph Baer passed away this week. The gaming console Magnavox Oddyssey was released in 1972 . Ralph Baer also seems to have been first with OVERLAYS. Check out the OVERLAYS at the bottom of the page: http://www.magnavox-odyssey.com/Standard%20games.htm Best Regards - Misi, RRR AB, http://www.rrr.se (ARSList MVP 2011) Ask the Remedy Licensing Experts (Best R.O.I. Award at WWRUG10/11/12/13): * RRR|License - Not enough Remedy licenses? Save money by optimizing. * RRR|Log - Performance issues or elusive bugs? Analyze your Remedy logs. Find these products, and many free tools and utilities, at http://rrr.se. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
Re: Friday Humor Overlays
So can his family then sue BMC? -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Misi Mladoniczky Sent: Friday, December 12, 2014 4:06 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: [arslist] Friday Humor Overlays Hi, The inventor of the first gaming console Ralph Baer passed away this week. The gaming console Magnavox Oddyssey was released in 1972 . Ralph Baer also seems to have been first with OVERLAYS. Check out the OVERLAYS at the bottom of the page: http://www.magnavox-odyssey.com/Standard%20games.htm Best Regards - Misi, RRR AB, http://www.rrr.se (ARSList MVP 2011) Ask the Remedy Licensing Experts (Best R.O.I. Award at WWRUG10/11/12/13): * RRR|License - Not enough Remedy licenses? Save money by optimizing. * RRR|Log - Performance issues or elusive bugs? Analyze your Remedy logs. Find these products, and many free tools and utilities, at http://rrr.se. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
Re: Friday Humor Overlays
Hi, I am sad to say that this was one of my first thought sa well ;-) Best Regards - Misi, RRR AB, http://rrr.se So can his family then sue BMC? -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Misi Mladoniczky Sent: Friday, December 12, 2014 4:06 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: [arslist] Friday Humor Overlays Hi, The inventor of the first gaming console Ralph Baer passed away this week. The gaming console Magnavox Oddyssey was released in 1972 . Ralph Baer also seems to have been first with OVERLAYS. Check out the OVERLAYS at the bottom of the page: http://www.magnavox-odyssey.com/Standard%20games.htm Best Regards - Misi, RRR AB, http://www.rrr.se (ARSList MVP 2011) Ask the Remedy Licensing Experts (Best R.O.I. Award at WWRUG10/11/12/13): * RRR|License - Not enough Remedy licenses? Save money by optimizing. * RRR|Log - Performance issues or elusive bugs? Analyze your Remedy logs. Find these products, and many free tools and utilities, at http://rrr.se. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
Re: Friday Humor Overlays
Whats at the bottom of the page? I do not see anything pertaining or a reference to OVERLAYS at the bottom of the page. Joe -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Misi Mladoniczky Sent: Friday, December 12, 2014 5:06 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor Overlays Hi, I am sad to say that this was one of my first thought sa well ;-) Best Regards - Misi, RRR AB, http://rrr.se So can his family then sue BMC? -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Misi Mladoniczky Sent: Friday, December 12, 2014 4:06 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: [arslist] Friday Humor Overlays Hi, The inventor of the first gaming console Ralph Baer passed away this week. The gaming console Magnavox Oddyssey was released in 1972 . Ralph Baer also seems to have been first with OVERLAYS. Check out the OVERLAYS at the bottom of the page: http://www.magnavox-odyssey.com/Standard%20games.htm Best Regards - Misi, RRR AB, http://www.rrr.se (ARSList MVP 2011) Ask the Remedy Licensing Experts (Best R.O.I. Award at WWRUG10/11/12/13): * RRR|License - Not enough Remedy licenses? Save money by optimizing. * RRR|Log - Performance issues or elusive bugs? Analyze your Remedy logs. Find these products, and many free tools and utilities, at http://rrr.se. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
Re: Friday Humor Overlays
Hi, Click on the game labels, and you will see pictures of the overlays and other props. Best Regards - Misi, RRR AB, http://rrr.se Whats at the bottom of the page? I do not see anything pertaining or a reference to OVERLAYS at the bottom of the page. Joe -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Misi Mladoniczky Sent: Friday, December 12, 2014 5:06 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor Overlays Hi, I am sad to say that this was one of my first thought sa well ;-) Best Regards - Misi, RRR AB, http://rrr.se So can his family then sue BMC? -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Misi Mladoniczky Sent: Friday, December 12, 2014 4:06 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: [arslist] Friday Humor Overlays Hi, The inventor of the first gaming console Ralph Baer passed away this week. The gaming console Magnavox Oddyssey was released in 1972 . Ralph Baer also seems to have been first with OVERLAYS. Check out the OVERLAYS at the bottom of the page: http://www.magnavox-odyssey.com/Standard%20games.htm Best Regards - Misi, RRR AB, http://www.rrr.se (ARSList MVP 2011) Ask the Remedy Licensing Experts (Best R.O.I. Award at WWRUG10/11/12/13): * RRR|License - Not enough Remedy licenses? Save money by optimizing. * RRR|Log - Performance issues or elusive bugs? Analyze your Remedy logs. Find these products, and many free tools and utilities, at http://rrr.se. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
OT: Friday Humor
Under the category of Why didn't I think of that http://gardner-webb.libguides.com/support.php TGIF -- Rebecca Boyd Application Administrator Wake Forest University ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
Re: Friday Humor
Funny. Thanks. From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Boyd, Rebecca Sent: Friday, September 19, 2014 7:01 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: OT: Friday Humor ** Under the category of Why didn't I think of that http://gardner-webb.libguides.com/support.php TGIF -- Rebecca Boyd Application Administrator Wake Forest University _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 2014.0.4765 / Virus Database: 4025/8237 - Release Date: 09/18/14 ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
Re: OT: Friday Humor
LOL! Took me a moment to figure out what you were looking at. Love a sense of humor! Warren On Fri, Sep 19, 2014 at 10:00 AM, Boyd, Rebecca boy...@wfu.edu wrote: ** Under the category of Why didn't I think of that http://gardner-webb.libguides.com/support.php TGIF -- Rebecca Boyd Application Administrator Wake Forest University _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ -- Warren R. Baltimore II Remedy Developer 410-533-5367 ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
Re: OT: Friday Humor
I think it's only fair to give the HD techs fair warning about what they are getting into. Plus it could serve as a great motivator: Robinson, if you're late one more time you're getting all of the angry, panicked, and confused cases for a WEEK! From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Warren R. Baltimore II Sent: Friday, September 19, 2014 9:06 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: OT: Friday Humor ** LOL! Took me a moment to figure out what you were looking at. Love a sense of humor! Warren On Fri, Sep 19, 2014 at 10:00 AM, Boyd, Rebecca boy...@wfu.edumailto:boy...@wfu.edu wrote: ** Under the category of Why didn't I think of that http://gardner-webb.libguides.com/support.php TGIF -- Rebecca Boyd Application Administrator Wake Forest University _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ -- Warren R. Baltimore II Remedy Developer 410-533-5367 _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.comhttp://www.avg.com Version: 2014.0.4765 / Virus Database: 4015/8212 - Release Date: 09/14/14 ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
Re: OT: Friday Humor
Loved the 'conference'! Joe _ From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Jason Miller Sent: Friday, April 11, 2014 1:09 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: OT: Friday Humor ** I love this one. Like many of you I have been the expert a number of times. On one occasion I was kicked by the Project Manager when started questioning the feasibility of what the customer wanted. That PM may or may not be a member of this community :) Jason On Fri, Apr 11, 2014 at 8:43 AM, Thad Esser thad.es...@gmail.com wrote: ** I think we've all been in this meeting... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKorP55Aqvg (it is safe for work) Cheers, Thad ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
OT: Friday Humor
I think we've all been in this meeting... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKorP55Aqvg (it is safe for work) Cheers, Thad ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
Re: OT: Friday Humor
I received that in my email this morning from linked in perhaps. VERY FUNNY! On Fri, Apr 11, 2014 at 11:43 AM, Thad Esser thad.es...@gmail.com wrote: ** I think we've all been in this meeting... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKorP55Aqvg (it is safe for work) Cheers, Thad _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ -- Warren R. Baltimore II Remedy Developer 410-533-5367 ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
Re: OT: Friday Humor
If you haven't seen this one it is funny and safe for work http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYu_bGbZiiQ Christie Pargeter | Sr Technical Analyst | tel 503-415-5149 From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Warren R. Baltimore II Sent: Friday, April 11, 2014 9:05 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: OT: Friday Humor ** I received that in my email this morning from linked in perhaps. VERY FUNNY! On Fri, Apr 11, 2014 at 11:43 AM, Thad Esser thad.es...@gmail.com wrote: ** I think we've all been in this meeting... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKorP55Aqvg (it is safe for work) Cheers, Thad _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ -- Warren R. Baltimore II Remedy Developer 410-533-5367 _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
Re: OT: Friday Humor
And painful for those of us who have been there. Rick On Apr 11, 2014 9:53 AM, Pargeter, Christie :CO IS cparg...@lhs.org wrote: ** If you haven't seen this one it is funny and safe for work http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYu_bGbZiiQ *Christie Pargeter | Sr Technical Analyst | tel 503-415-5149 503-415-5149* *From:* Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] *On Behalf Of *Warren R. Baltimore II *Sent:* Friday, April 11, 2014 9:05 AM *To:* arslist@ARSLIST.ORG *Subject:* Re: OT: Friday Humor ** I received that in my email this morning from linked in perhaps. VERY FUNNY! On Fri, Apr 11, 2014 at 11:43 AM, Thad Esser thad.es...@gmail.com wrote: ** I think we've all been in this meeting... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKorP55Aqvg (it is safe for work) Cheers, Thad _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ -- Warren R. Baltimore II Remedy Developer 410-533-5367 _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
Re: OT: Friday Humor
I love this one. Like many of you I have been the expert a number of times. On one occasion I was kicked by the Project Manager when started questioning the feasibility of what the customer wanted. That PM may or may not be a member of this community :) Jason On Fri, Apr 11, 2014 at 8:43 AM, Thad Esser thad.es...@gmail.com wrote: ** I think we've all been in this meeting... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKorP55Aqvg (it is safe for work) Cheers, Thad _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
Re: OT: Friday Humor
I always thought the expert was the sales person, then the PM and then us techies. Who were just the drones that followed their great wisdom. From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Jason Miller Sent: Friday, April 11, 2014 1:09 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: [arslist] OT: Friday Humor ** I love this one. Like many of you I have been the expert a number of times. On one occasion I was kicked by the Project Manager when started questioning the feasibility of what the customer wanted. That PM may or may not be a member of this community :) Jason On Fri, Apr 11, 2014 at 8:43 AM, Thad Esser thad.es...@gmail.commailto:thad.es...@gmail.com wrote: ** I think we've all been in this meeting... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKorP55Aqvg (it is safe for work) Cheers, Thad _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ Click herehttps://www.mailcontrol.com/sr/l6DOa6c8kiTGX2PQPOmvUkyXKmclf+CPbFRJvbRdPouF8U84Pxd3U3A+THH1QkRMu8jWC8Lj0FWTKOxjbsImtQ== to report this email as spam. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
Re: OT: Friday Humor
That must be how it really is because they don't actually want to hear what we have to say. On Fri, Apr 11, 2014 at 11:03 AM, Richter, Howard (CEI - Atlanta) howard.rich...@coxinc.com wrote: ** I always thought the expert was the sales person, then the PM and then us techies. Who were just the drones that followed their great wisdom. *From:* Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] *On Behalf Of *Jason Miller *Sent:* Friday, April 11, 2014 1:09 PM *To:* arslist@ARSLIST.ORG *Subject:* Re: [arslist] OT: Friday Humor ** I love this one. Like many of you I have been the expert a number of times. On one occasion I was kicked by the Project Manager when started questioning the feasibility of what the customer wanted. That PM may or may not be a member of this community :) Jason On Fri, Apr 11, 2014 at 8:43 AM, Thad Esser thad.es...@gmail.com wrote: ** I think we've all been in this meeting... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKorP55Aqvg (it is safe for work) Cheers, Thad _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ Click herehttps://www.mailcontrol.com/sr/l6DOa6c8kiTGX2PQPOmvUkyXKmclf+CPbFRJvbRdPouF8U84Pxd3U3A+THH1QkRMu8jWC8Lj0FWTKOxjbsImtQ==to report this email as spam. _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
Almost Friday humor
I found error on our Help Desk 6 / AR 7.6.04 system today... Thu Sep 19 13:51:26 2013 /rappreq -f -s HPD:HelpDesk -v Modify_entry -q '26127' = \HD03588253\ -p 24008 The assignee group for the original case has been changed to TELECOMMUNICATIONS. Will that thing ever go away? :) Who knew we still had workflow calling the rapp service? This is the first time I have seen it in this system since I returned in 2008 when it was 7.0. Guess I need to use the Dev Studio search for rappreq. Jason ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
Re: Almost Friday humor
Search the process active links and filters for that directly at DB level :-).. That's a lot more fun with it being almost weekend and all :-).. It would be quicker than searching it from the Dev Studio.. Joe _ From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Jason Miller Sent: Thursday, September 19, 2013 7:39 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Almost Friday humor ** I found error on our Help Desk 6 / AR 7.6.04 system today... Thu Sep 19 13:51:26 2013 /rappreq -f -s HPD:HelpDesk -v Modify_entry -q '26127' = \HD03588253\ -p 24008 The assignee group for the original case has been changed to TELECOMMUNICATIONS. Will that thing ever go away? :) Who knew we still had workflow calling the rapp service? This is the first time I have seen it in this system since I returned in 2008 when it was 7.0. Guess I need to use the Dev Studio search for rappreq. Jason ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
Re: Almost Friday humor
Actually the Dev Studio search worked pretty well. I have been using it more the last few weeks. Thanks Rod for talking me into trying it again after I wasn't impressed in the initial 7.5 release! [image: Inline image 1] On Thu, Sep 19, 2013 at 5:01 PM, Joe D'Souza jdso...@shyle.net wrote: ** Search the process active links and filters for that directly at DB level J.. That’s a lot more fun with it being almost weekend and all J.. It would be quicker than searching it from the Dev Studio.. ** ** Joe ** ** -- *From:* Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] *On Behalf Of *Jason Miller *Sent:* Thursday, September 19, 2013 7:39 PM *To:* arslist@ARSLIST.ORG *Subject:* Almost Friday humor ** ** ** I found error on our Help Desk 6 / AR 7.6.04 system today... ** ** Thu Sep 19 13:51:26 2013 /rappreq -f -s HPD:HelpDesk -v Modify_entry -q '26127' = \HD03588253\ -p 24008 The assignee group for the original case has been changed to TELECOMMUNICATIONS. ** ** Will that thing ever go away? :) ** ** Who knew we still had workflow calling the rapp service? This is the first time I have seen it in this system since I returned in 2008 when it was 7.0. Guess I need to use the Dev Studio search for rappreq. ** ** Jason _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years image.png
Re: Friday Humor: Prevent MT Login
Chop off his fingers? -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Joe D'Souza Sent: Friday, September 06, 2013 3:06 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor: Prevent MT Login Oh ya that would work too.. I was thinking of slightly violent alternatvies :) Joe -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Tauf Chowdhury Sent: Friday, September 06, 2013 4:04 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humor: Prevent MT Login Hmm non workflow. Uninstall IE/Firefox/Chrome/Opera etc. That'll do it! Sent from my iPhone On Sep 6, 2013, at 3:59 PM, SUBSCRIBE arslist Aditya Sharma heloits...@gmail.com wrote: Hi Listers, I have a requirement to prevent a particular user to be able login through mid tier but same user should be able to login to client tools. Has anyone implemented such requirement? What can be the best way to achieve this? Specifically looking for a non-workflow mechanism. Regards, Aditya Sent from my BlackBerryR smartphone from !DEA ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
Re: Friday Humor: Prevent MT Login
Oh ya that would work too.. I was thinking of slightly violent alternatvies :) Joe -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Tauf Chowdhury Sent: Friday, September 06, 2013 4:04 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humor: Prevent MT Login Hmm non workflow. Uninstall IE/Firefox/Chrome/Opera etc. That'll do it! Sent from my iPhone On Sep 6, 2013, at 3:59 PM, SUBSCRIBE arslist Aditya Sharma heloits...@gmail.com wrote: Hi Listers, I have a requirement to prevent a particular user to be able login through mid tier but same user should be able to login to client tools. Has anyone implemented such requirement? What can be the best way to achieve this? Specifically looking for a non-workflow mechanism. Regards, Aditya Sent from my BlackBerryR smartphone from !DEA ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
Friday Humor: Prevent MT Login
Hmm non workflow. Uninstall IE/Firefox/Chrome/Opera etc. That'll do it! Sent from my iPhone On Sep 6, 2013, at 3:59 PM, SUBSCRIBE arslist Aditya Sharma heloits...@gmail.com wrote: Hi Listers, I have a requirement to prevent a particular user to be able login through mid tier but same user should be able to login to client tools. Has anyone implemented such requirement? What can be the best way to achieve this? Specifically looking for a non-workflow mechanism. Regards, Aditya Sent from my BlackBerry® smartphone from !DEA ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
Re: Friday Humor: Prevent MT Login
Use javascript to catch the user id in the submit of the midtier login.jsp page and redirect that user to an error page. Ken. -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Tauf Chowdhury Sent: Friday, September 06, 2013 4:04 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humor: Prevent MT Login Hmm non workflow. Uninstall IE/Firefox/Chrome/Opera etc. That'll do it! Sent from my iPhone On Sep 6, 2013, at 3:59 PM, SUBSCRIBE arslist Aditya Sharma heloits...@gmail.com wrote: Hi Listers, I have a requirement to prevent a particular user to be able login through mid tier but same user should be able to login to client tools. Has anyone implemented such requirement? What can be the best way to achieve this? Specifically looking for a non-workflow mechanism. Regards, Aditya Sent from my BlackBerry(r) smartphone from !DEA __ _ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years -- Confidentiality Requirement: This communication, including any attachment(s), may contain confidential information and is for the sole use of the intended recipient(s). If you are not the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that you have received this communication in error and any unauthorized review, use, disclosure, dissemination, distribution or copying of it or its contents is strictly prohibited. If you have received this communication in error, please notify the sender immediately by telephone or e-mail and destroy all copies of this communication and any attachments. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
Re: Friday Humor: Prevent MT Login
Alright, it looks like we are all ready for some free WWRUG13 drinks. On Fri, Sep 6, 2013 at 1:08 PM, Sanford, Claire claire.sanf...@memorialhermann.org wrote: Chop off his fingers? -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Joe D'Souza Sent: Friday, September 06, 2013 3:06 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor: Prevent MT Login Oh ya that would work too.. I was thinking of slightly violent alternatvies :) Joe -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Tauf Chowdhury Sent: Friday, September 06, 2013 4:04 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humor: Prevent MT Login Hmm non workflow. Uninstall IE/Firefox/Chrome/Opera etc. That'll do it! Sent from my iPhone On Sep 6, 2013, at 3:59 PM, SUBSCRIBE arslist Aditya Sharma heloits...@gmail.com wrote: Hi Listers, I have a requirement to prevent a particular user to be able login through mid tier but same user should be able to login to client tools. Has anyone implemented such requirement? What can be the best way to achieve this? Specifically looking for a non-workflow mechanism. Regards, Aditya Sent from my BlackBerryR smartphone from !DEA ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
Friday Humor: Hiring only married men
With Labor Day around the corner I thought this would be a suitable joke to kick off this weekend.. Happy Labor Day weekend to you all.. A certain factory had a HR policy, of hiring only married men. Concerned and upset about this, the leader of a local Woman's Liberation Front, called on the C.E.O. of that factory, and asked him, Why is it, that you limit your employees, to married men? Is it because you consider us women weak, dumb, cantankerous, tantrum-throwers and/or bossy? That C.E.O. replied, Not at all, Ma'am. Our policy, is to hire staff who:- - are used to obeying orders, without questioning - are accustomed to being shoved around. - know how to keep their mouths shut. And - would put up with anything, when I yell at them. And we found all these qualities, only in married men... ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
Addtional Friday Humor - Consultants
So...I can't take credit for this (thanks to ARnold Noche for the URL), and it has some offensive language in it. But if you ever: 1) Wanted to be a consultant 2) Have been a consultant 3) Have hired a consultant 4) Have fired a consultant 5) Have been a consultant and wish you had a cushy full time job at a large corporation 6) Are looking for some additonal humor on a Friday 7) Are looking forward to attending my presentation at WWRUG13 on What to Expect When You are Expecting (a Consultant to solve all your problems) ...then you might be entertained (or offended) by this clip on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXGhPmby0rY See you all at WWRUG13! (Psst. I hear the price is the lowest it will be till Monday...) From: Joe D'Souza jdso...@shyle.net Sent: Friday, August 30, 2013 4:38 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humor: Hiring only married men ** With Labor Day around the corner I thought this would be a suitable joke to kick off this weekend.. Happy Labor Day weekend to you all.. A certain factory had a HR policy, of hiring only married men. Concerned and upset about this, the leader of a local Woman's Liberation Front, called on the C.E.O. of that factory, and asked him, Why is it, that you limit your employees, to married men? Is it because you consider us women weak, dumb, cantankerous, tantrum-throwers and/or bossy? That C.E.O. replied, Not at all, Ma'am. Our policy, is to hire staff who:- - are used to obeying orders, without questioning - are accustomed to being shoved around. - know how to keep their mouths shut. And - would put up with anything, when I yell at them. And we found all these qualities, only in married men... __ This email has been scanned by the Symantec Email Security.cloud service. For more information please visit http://www.symanteccloud.com __ _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
Re: Addtional Friday Humor - Consultants
Talked me out of it. Thanks! On Fri, Aug 30, 2013 at 2:55 PM, PHIL BAUTISTA bauti...@bullcreek.comwrote: ** So...I can't take credit for this (thanks to ARnold Noche for the URL), and it has some offensive language in it. But if you ever: 1) Wanted to be a consultant 2) Have been a consultant 3) Have hired a consultant 4) Have fired a consultant 5) Have been a consultant and wish you had a cushy full time job at a large corporation 6) Are looking for some additonal humor on a Friday 7) Are looking forward to attending my presentation at WWRUG13 on What to Expect When You are Expecting (a Consultant to solve all your problems) ...then you might be entertained (or offended) by this clip on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXGhPmby0rY See you all at WWRUG13! (Psst. I hear the price is the lowest it will be till Monday...) -- *From*: Joe D'Souza jdso...@shyle.net *Sent*: Friday, August 30, 2013 4:38 PM *To*: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG *Subject*: Friday Humor: Hiring only married men ** With Labor Day around the corner I thought this would be a suitable joke to kick off this weekend.. Happy Labor Day weekend to you all.. ** ** ** ** A certain factory had a HR policy, of hiring only married men. ** ** Concerned and upset about this, the leader of a local Woman's Liberation Front, called on the C.E.O. of that factory, and asked him, Why is it, that you limit your employees, to married men? Is it because you consider us women weak, dumb, cantankerous, tantrum-throwers and/or bossy? ** ** That C.E.O. replied, Not at all, Ma'am. Our policy, is to hire staff who:- - are used to obeying orders, without questioning - are accustomed to being shoved around. - know how to keep their mouths shut. And - would put up with anything, when I yell at them. ** ** And we found all these qualities, only in married men... __ This email has been scanned by the Symantec Email Security.cloud service. For more information please visit http://www.symanteccloud.com __ _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
Re: Addtional Friday Humor - Consultants
LOL - reminds me of the same characters arguing about buying an iPhone when an iPhone was first released! Joe _ From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of PHIL BAUTISTA Sent: Friday, August 30, 2013 5:56 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Addtional Friday Humor - Consultants ** So...I can't take credit for this (thanks to ARnold Noche for the URL), and it has some offensive language in it. But if you ever: 1) Wanted to be a consultant 2) Have been a consultant 3) Have hired a consultant 4) Have fired a consultant 5) Have been a consultant and wish you had a cushy full time job at a large corporation 6) Are looking for some additonal humor on a Friday 7) Are looking forward to attending my presentation at WWRUG13 on What to Expect When You are Expecting (a Consultant to solve all your problems) ...then you might be entertained (or offended) by this clip on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXGhPmby0rY See you all at WWRUG13! (Psst. I hear the price is the lowest it will be till Monday...) _ From: Joe D'Souza jdso...@shyle.net Sent: Friday, August 30, 2013 4:38 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humor: Hiring only married men ** With Labor Day around the corner I thought this would be a suitable joke to kick off this weekend.. Happy Labor Day weekend to you all.. A certain factory had a HR policy, of hiring only married men. Concerned and upset about this, the leader of a local Woman's Liberation Front, called on the C.E.O. of that factory, and asked him, Why is it, that you limit your employees, to married men? Is it because you consider us women weak, dumb, cantankerous, tantrum-throwers and/or bossy? That C.E.O. replied, Not at all, Ma'am. Our policy, is to hire staff who:- - are used to obeying orders, without questioning - are accustomed to being shoved around. - know how to keep their mouths shut. And - would put up with anything, when I yell at them. And we found all these qualities, only in married men... __ This email has been scanned by the Symantec Email Security.cloud service. For more information please visit http://www.symanteccloud.com __ _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
Friday Humor, Remedy Related
In looking at my ar.cfg file, I came across a line for the Atrium Integrator: AINT-Enabled: T If it ain't enabled, then why have a line in the config file? Thanks, Shawn Pierson Remedy Developer | Energy Transfer Private and confidential as detailed here: http://www.energytransfer.com/mail_disclaimer.aspx . If you cannot access the link, please e-mail sender. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
Re: Friday Humor, Remedy Related
This is too funny!! From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Pierson, Shawn Sent: Friday, August 23, 2013 10:00 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humor, Remedy Related ** In looking at my ar.cfg file, I came across a line for the Atrium Integrator: AINT-Enabled: T If it ain't enabled, then why have a line in the config file? Thanks, Shawn Pierson Remedy Developer | Energy Transfer Private and confidential as detailed herehttp://www.energytransfer.com/mail_disclaimer.aspx. If you cannot access hyperlink, please e-mail sender. _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
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Check ar monitor
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Re: Friday Humor, Remedy Related
That's just plain punny! On Friday, August 23, 2013, Pierson, Shawn shawn.pier...@energytransfer.com wrote: ** In looking at my ar.cfg file, I came across a line for the Atrium Integrator: AINT-Enabled: T If it ain’t enabled, then why have a line in the config file? Thanks, Shawn Pierson Remedy Developer | Energy Transfer Private and confidential as detailed here. If you cannot access hyperlink, please e-mail sender. _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
OT (Friday humor): Sometimes the humor is right in front of us.
We gotter make sure we dun skeep 'em reel good. [image: Inline image 1] (In case the image doesn't come through, there's a filter in SRM 8.1 named SRD:SRD:SkeepStatusRules_110) ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years image.png
Re: OT (Friday humor): Sometimes the humor is right in front of us.
The SISS principle, Skeep It Simple Stupid From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Thad Esser Sent: Friday, June 07, 2013 10:13 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: OT (Friday humor): Sometimes the humor is right in front of us. ** We gotter make sure we dun skeep 'em reel good. [Inline image 1] (In case the image doesn't come through, there's a filter in SRM 8.1 named SRD:SRD:SkeepStatusRules_110) _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ This message (including any attachments) is confidential and intended for a specific individual and purpose. If you are not the intended recipient, please notify the sender immediately and delete this message. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years inline: image001.png
Re: OT (Friday humor): Sometimes the humor is right in front of us.
This has been around for a while but it remains a great lesson on how to explain systems. ;-) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLDgQg6bq7o On Fri, Jun 7, 2013 at 11:16 AM, Smerz, Christian cesm...@eprod.com wrote: ** The SISS principle, Skeep It Simple Stupid *From:* Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] *On Behalf Of *Thad Esser *Sent:* Friday, June 07, 2013 10:13 AM *To:* arslist@ARSLIST.ORG *Subject:* OT (Friday humor): Sometimes the humor is right in front of us. ** We gotter make sure we dun skeep 'em reel good. [image: Inline image 1] (In case the image doesn't come through, there's a filter in SRM 8.1 named SRD:SRD:SkeepStatusRules_110) _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ -- This message (including any attachments) is confidential and intended for a specific individual and purpose. If you are not the intended recipient, please notify the sender immediately and delete this message. _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
Re: OT (Friday humor): Sometimes the humor is right in front of us.
I took a look at it in the hopes that it was a typo of the word keep but no, with that Go To If Action, it's definitely supposed to be skip. Thanks, Shawn Pierson Remedy Developer | Energy Transfer From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Thad Esser Sent: Friday, June 07, 2013 10:13 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: OT (Friday humor): Sometimes the humor is right in front of us. ** We gotter make sure we dun skeep 'em reel good. [Inline image 1] (In case the image doesn't come through, there's a filter in SRM 8.1 named SRD:SRD:SkeepStatusRules_110) _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ Private and confidential as detailed here: http://www.energytransfer.com/mail_disclaimer.aspx . If you cannot access the link, please e-mail sender. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years inline: image001.png
Incident SLA 7.6.4 question and some Friday humor
Happy Friday all, I have a user that forgot to put an incident in pending and therefore the SLA was missed (and this poor guy is in deep doo-doo and I want to see if I can help him out.) So any OOB way (through a back end form) that I could reset the SLA on that incident? If not, he will learn a very painful lesson. Now for some Friday humor: Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard. OR “There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?” Airplane (1980) Howard Howard Richter Red Hat Certified Technician CompTIA Linux+ Certified ITIL Foundation Certified E-Mail = mailto:hrich...@richter-home.net hrich...@richter-home.net Linkedin profile http://www.linkedin.com/in/hbr4270 http://www.linkedin.com/in/hbr4270 Please consider the environment before printing this message ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
Re: Incident SLA 7.6.4 question and some Friday humor
You need to review the SLM:Measurement form to determine if you can modify the entry. -Original Message- From: Howard Richter hbr4...@gmail.com To: arslist arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Sent: Fri, May 24, 2013 10:28 am Subject: Incident SLA 7.6.4 question and some Friday humor ** Happy Friday all, I have a user that forgot to put an incident in pending and therefore the SLA was missed (and this poor guy is in deep doo-doo and I want to see if I can help him out.) So any OOB way (through a back end form) that I could reset the SLA on that incident? If not, he will learn a very painful lesson. Now for some Friday humor: Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard. OR “There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?” Airplane (1980) Howard Howard Richter Red Hat Certified Technician CompTIA Linux+ Certified ITIL Foundation Certified E-Mail = hrich...@richter-home.net Linkedin profile http://www.linkedin.com/in/hbr4270 Please consider the environment before printing this message _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
Re: [EXTERNAL] Incident SLA 7.6.4 question and some Friday humor
First, are you talking about the response SLA getting breached, or the resolution SLA? If resolution, there is an SLM setting called Allow Service Targets to Re-Open (Or maybe Don’t Allow Service Targets to Re-Open). Whatever the default setting is, I believe that it allow the resolution service target to be reset when the ticket gets reassigned to a new Support Group. I don’t know if it works the same for the response SLA or not – you’d have to test it. Good luck, Natalie Stroud SAIC @ Sandia National Laboratories ARS-ITSM Reporting Specialist Albuquerque, NM USA nkst...@sandia.govmailto:nkst...@sandia.gov ITSM 7.6.04 SP2 – Windows 2003 – SQL Server 2008 From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Howard Richter Sent: Friday, May 24, 2013 8:29 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: [EXTERNAL] Incident SLA 7.6.4 question and some Friday humor ** Happy Friday all, I have a user that forgot to put an incident in pending and therefore the SLA was missed (and this poor guy is in deep doo-doo and I want to see if I can help him out.) So any OOB way (through a back end form) that I could reset the SLA on that incident? If not, he will learn a very painful lesson. Now for some Friday humor: Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard. OR “There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?” Airplane (1980) Howard Howard Richter Red Hat Certified Technician CompTIA Linux+ Certified ITIL Foundation Certified E-Mail = hrich...@richter-home.netmailto:hrich...@richter-home.net Linkedin profile http://www.linkedin.com/in/hbr4270 Please consider the environment before printing this message _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
Re: Incident SLA 7.6.4 question and some Friday humor
Hi Howard, Take a look at the following document, it will list where you need to make the adjustments: https://communities.bmc.com/docs/DOC-21419 _ Kind Regards, Carl Wilson http://www.missingpiecessoftware.com/ From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Howard Richter Sent: 24 May 2013 15:29 To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Incident SLA 7.6.4 question and some Friday humor ** Happy Friday all, I have a user that forgot to put an incident in pending and therefore the SLA was missed (and this poor guy is in deep doo-doo and I want to see if I can help him out.) So any OOB way (through a back end form) that I could reset the SLA on that incident? If not, he will learn a very painful lesson. Now for some Friday humor: Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard. OR “There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?” Airplane (1980) Howard Howard Richter Red Hat Certified Technician CompTIA Linux+ Certified ITIL Foundation Certified E-Mail = hrich...@richter-home.net Linkedin profile http://www.linkedin.com/in/hbr4270 Please consider the environment before printing this message _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
OT: Friday Humor - The Green Thing (Eco Friendly Iniative)
Since it is Friday and it has been one of those weeks I feel compelled to put what an (older) friend sent to me here. I do live in Austin, TX, after all (where plastic bags are now banned, and you get charged for paper bags - Except at Target, apparentyl) . Checking out at the store, the young cashier suggested to the me the other day, that I should bring my own grocery bags because plastic bags weren't good for the environment. I apologized and explained, We didn't have this green thing back in my earlier days. The clerk responded, That's our problem today. Your generation did not care enough to save our environment for future generations. She was right -- our generation didn't have the green thing in its day. Back then, we returned milk bottles, soda bottles and beer bottles to the store. The store sent them back to the plant to be washed and sterilized and refilled, so it could use the same bottles over and over. So they really were recycled. But we didn't have the green thing back in our day. Grocery stores bagged our groceries in brown paper bags, that we reused for numerous things, most memorable besides household garbage bags, was the use of brown paper bags as book covers for our school books. This was to ensure that public property, (the books provided for our use by the school) was not defaced by our scribblings. Then we were able to personalize our books. But too bad we didn't do the green thing back then. We walked up stairs, because we didn't have an escalator in every store and office building. We walked to the grocery store and didn't climb into a 300-horsepower machine every time we had to go two blocks. But she was right. We didn't have the green thing in our day. Back then, we washed the baby's diapers because we didn't have the throw-away kind. We dried clothes on a line, not in an energy gobbling machine burning up 220 volts -- wind and solar power really did dry our clothes back in our early days. Kids got hand-me-down clothes from their brothers or sisters, not always brand-new clothing. But that young lady is right, we didn't have the green thing back in our day. Back then, we had one TV, or radio, in the house -- not a TV in every room. And the TV had a small screen the size of a handkerchief (remember them?), not a screen the size of the state of Montana . In the kitchen, we blended and stirred by hand because we didn't have electric machines to do everything for us. When we packaged a fragile item to send in the mail, we used wadded up old newspapers to cushion it, not Styrofoam or plastic bubble wrap. Back then, we didn't fire up an engine and burn gasoline just to cut the lawn. We used a push mower that ran on human power. We exercised by working so we didn't need to go to a health club to run on treadmills that operate on electricity. But she's right; we didn't have the green thing back then. We drank from a fountain when we were thirsty instead of using a cup or a plastic bottle every time we had a drink of water. We refilled writing pens with ink instead of buying a new pen, and we replaced the razor blades in a razor instead of throwing away the whole razor just because the blade got dull. But we didn't have the green thing back then. Back then, people took the streetcar or a bus and kids rode their bikes to school or walked instead of turning their moms into a 24-hour taxi service. We had one electrical outlet in a room, not an entire bank of sockets to power a dozen appliances. And we didn't need a computerized gadget to receive a signal beamed from satellites 2,000 miles out in space in order to find the nearest burger joint. But isn't it sad the current generation laments how wasteful we older folks were just because we didn't have the green thing back then? .. Phil Bautista http://www.wwrug.com/contact_phil.html 512-731-0304 ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
Re: Friday Humor - The Green Thing (Eco Friendly Iniative)
And stores were NOT open on Sunday. No mall or shopping center to go to. You HAD TO spend time with the family. Come to think of it, last weekend my Honey Do list included putting up a new clothesline - I don't know which would be more amusing - making the young'uns go a week living like we use to or having those of my generation be required to live in today's modern world for a week. Glad it's about time for me to head for the hills for the weekend - here's to the still (no not that type) of the mountain. -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of bullcreek.com Sent: Friday, May 24, 2013 8:41 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: OT: Friday Humor - The Green Thing (Eco Friendly Iniative) Since it is Friday and it has been one of those weeks I feel compelled to put what an (older) friend sent to me here. I do live in Austin, TX, after all (where plastic bags are now banned, and you get charged for paper bags - Except at Target, apparentyl) . Checking out at the store, the young cashier suggested to the me the other day, that I should bring my own grocery bags because plastic bags weren't good for the environment. I apologized and explained, We didn't have this green thing back in my earlier days. The clerk responded, That's our problem today. Your generation did not care enough to save our environment for future generations. She was right -- our generation didn't have the green thing in its day. Back then, we returned milk bottles, soda bottles and beer bottles to the store. The store sent them back to the plant to be washed and sterilized and refilled, so it could use the same bottles over and over. So they really were recycled. But we didn't have the green thing back in our day. Grocery stores bagged our groceries in brown paper bags, that we reused for numerous things, most memorable besides household garbage bags, was the use of brown paper bags as book covers for our school books. This was to ensure that public property, (the books provided for our use by the school) was not defaced by our scribblings. Then we were able to personalize our books. But too bad we didn't do the green thing back then. We walked up stairs, because we didn't have an escalator in every store and office building. We walked to the grocery store and didn't climb into a 300-horsepower machine every time we had to go two blocks. But she was right. We didn't have the green thing in our day. Back then, we washed the baby's diapers because we didn't have the throw-away kind. We dried clothes on a line, not in an energy gobbling machine burning up 220 volts -- wind and solar power really did dry our clothes back in our early days. Kids got hand-me-down clothes from their brothers or sisters, not always brand-new clothing. But that young lady is right, we didn't have the green thing back in our day. Back then, we had one TV, or radio, in the house -- not a TV in every room. And the TV had a small screen the size of a handkerchief (remember them?), not a screen the size of the state of Montana . In the kitchen, we blended and stirred by hand because we didn't have electric machines to do everything for us. When we packaged a fragile item to send in the mail, we used wadded up old newspapers to cushion it, not Styrofoam or plastic bubble wrap. Back then, we didn't fire up an engine and burn gasoline just to cut the lawn. We used a push mower that ran on human power. We exercised by working so we didn't need to go to a health club to run on treadmills that operate on electricity. But she's right; we didn't have the green thing back then. We drank from a fountain when we were thirsty instead of using a cup or a plastic bottle every time we had a drink of water. We refilled writing pens with ink instead of buying a new pen, and we replaced the razor blades in a razor instead of throwing away the whole razor just because the blade got dull. But we didn't have the green thing back then. Back then, people took the streetcar or a bus and kids rode their bikes to school or walked instead of turning their moms into a 24-hour taxi service. We had one electrical outlet in a room, not an entire bank of sockets to power a dozen appliances. And we didn't need a computerized gadget to receive a signal beamed from satellites 2,000 miles out in space in order to find the nearest burger joint. But isn't it sad the current generation laments how wasteful we older folks were just because we didn't have the green thing back then? .. Phil Bautista http://www.wwrug.com/contact_phil.html 512-731-0304 ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers
Re: OT: Friday Humor - The Green Thing (Eco Friendly Iniative)
As a tree hugger, I just have to say AMEN On May 24, 2013 6:41 PM, bullcreek.com bauti...@bullcreek.com wrote: Since it is Friday and it has been one of those weeks I feel compelled to put what an (older) friend sent to me here. I do live in Austin, TX, after all (where plastic bags are now banned, and you get charged for paper bags - Except at Target, apparentyl) . Checking out at the store, the young cashier suggested to the me the other day, that I should bring my own grocery bags because plastic bags weren't good for the environment. I apologized and explained, We didn't have this green thing back in my earlier days. The clerk responded, That's our problem today. Your generation did not care enough to save our environment for future generations. She was right -- our generation didn't have the green thing in its day. Back then, we returned milk bottles, soda bottles and beer bottles to the store. The store sent them back to the plant to be washed and sterilized and refilled, so it could use the same bottles over and over. So they really were recycled. But we didn't have the green thing back in our day. Grocery stores bagged our groceries in brown paper bags, that we reused for numerous things, most memorable besides household garbage bags, was the use of brown paper bags as book covers for our school books. This was to ensure that public property, (the books provided for our use by the school) was not defaced by our scribblings. Then we were able to personalize our books. But too bad we didn't do the green thing back then. We walked up stairs, because we didn't have an escalator in every store and office building. We walked to the grocery store and didn't climb into a 300-horsepower machine every time we had to go two blocks. But she was right. We didn't have the green thing in our day. Back then, we washed the baby's diapers because we didn't have the throw-away kind. We dried clothes on a line, not in an energy gobbling machine burning up 220 volts -- wind and solar power really did dry our clothes back in our early days. Kids got hand-me-down clothes from their brothers or sisters, not always brand-new clothing. But that young lady is right, we didn't have the green thing back in our day. Back then, we had one TV, or radio, in the house -- not a TV in every room. And the TV had a small screen the size of a handkerchief (remember them?), not a screen the size of the state of Montana . In the kitchen, we blended and stirred by hand because we didn't have electric machines to do everything for us. When we packaged a fragile item to send in the mail, we used wadded up old newspapers to cushion it, not Styrofoam or plastic bubble wrap. Back then, we didn't fire up an engine and burn gasoline just to cut the lawn. We used a push mower that ran on human power. We exercised by working so we didn't need to go to a health club to run on treadmills that operate on electricity. But she's right; we didn't have the green thing back then. We drank from a fountain when we were thirsty instead of using a cup or a plastic bottle every time we had a drink of water. We refilled writing pens with ink instead of buying a new pen, and we replaced the razor blades in a razor instead of throwing away the whole razor just because the blade got dull. But we didn't have the green thing back then. Back then, people took the streetcar or a bus and kids rode their bikes to school or walked instead of turning their moms into a 24-hour taxi service. We had one electrical outlet in a room, not an entire bank of sockets to power a dozen appliances. And we didn't need a computerized gadget to receive a signal beamed from satellites 2,000 miles out in space in order to find the nearest burger joint. But isn't it sad the current generation laments how wasteful we older folks were just because we didn't have the green thing back then? .. Phil Bautista http://www.wwrug.com/contact_phil.html 512-731-0304 ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
OT: Friday Humor
Ok, so this could be modified to incorporate any number of discovery tools, database of your choice, PC vendor you like (or dislike), etc. But you may find it funny and can perform your own variable substitution. A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Montana when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a BrioniR suit, GucciR shoes, RayBanR sunglasses and YSLR tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf? Bud looks at the man, who obviously is a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, Sure, why not? The yuppie parks his car, whips out his DellR notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3R cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe PhotoshopR and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg , Germany ... Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm PilotR that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MS-SQLR database through an ODBC connected ExcelR spreadsheet with email on his BlackberryR and, after a few minutes, receives a response. Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJetR printer, turns to the cowboy and says, You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves. That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves, says Bud. He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with amusement as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car. Then Bud says to the young man, Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf? The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, Okay, why not? You're a Congressman for the U.S. Government, says Bud. Wow! That's correct, says the yuppie, but how did you guess that? No guessing required. answered the cowboy. You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You used millions of dollars worth of equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about how working people make a living - or about cows, for that matter. This is a herd of sheep. Now give me back my dog. AND THAT FOLKS IS WHAT THE PROBLEM IS ALL ABOUT. Phil Bautista, WWRUG13 Advisory Board 512-731-0304 Social - http://www.facebook.com/phil.bautista http://www.facebook.com/phil.bautista Business - http://www.linkedin.com/in/philbautista http://www.linkedin.com/in/philbautista WWRUG12 - http://www.wwrug11.com/contact_phil.html http://www.wwrug12.com/contact_phil.html ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
Re: Friday Humor
Terrific. Thanks. From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Phil Bautista Sent: Friday, March 01, 2013 7:50 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: OT: Friday Humor ** Ok, so this could be modified to incorporate any number of discovery tools, database of your choice, PC vendor you like (or dislike), etc. But you may find it funny and can perform your own variable substitution. A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Montana when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a BrioniR suit, GucciR shoes, RayBanR sunglasses and YSLR tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf? Bud looks at the man, who obviously is a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, Sure, why not? The yuppie parks his car, whips out his DellR notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3R cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe PhotoshopR and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg , Germany ... Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm PilotR that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MS-SQLR database through an ODBC connected ExcelR spreadsheet with email on his BlackberryR and, after a few minutes, receives a response. Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJetR printer, turns to the cowboy and says, You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves. That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves, says Bud. He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with amusement as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car. Then Bud says to the young man, Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf? The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, Okay, why not? You're a Congressman for the U.S. Government, says Bud. Wow! That's correct, says the yuppie, but how did you guess that? No guessing required. answered the cowboy. You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You used millions of dollars worth of equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about how working people make a living - or about cows, for that matter. This is a herd of sheep. Now give me back my dog. AND THAT FOLKS IS WHAT THE PROBLEM IS ALL ABOUT. Phil Bautista, WWRUG13 Advisory Board 512-731-0304 Social - http://www.facebook.com/phil.bautista Business - http://www.linkedin.com/in/philbautista WWRUG12 - http://www.wwrug12.com/contact_phil.html http://www.wwrug11.com/contact_phil.html _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
Re: OT: Friday Humor
I was talking this morning with someone at my health club about Maxine Waters' statement yesterday that we would lose 170 million jobs - which is more than we actually have - and how anyone so stupid could get themselves elected to Congress. And the other one who thought that an island (Guam) might capsize if we removed a bunch of people from it. I actually figured this out a few years back. No offense to Sales people out there - you perform a useful function - but many ended up in sales because they weren't good enough at anything else, like computers, for instance, to make a decent living at it. Politicians, regardless of any other skills they might have, are really good at one thing - selling themselves. Some of them also aren't good enough at anything else to do anything else. Keep that in mind next election, when asked to vote for someone whose vote will be affecting what YOU are good at and they are not. Like spending money wisely, for instance. Rick On Fri, Mar 1, 2013 at 7:50 AM, Phil Bautista bauti...@bullcreek.comwrote: ** Ok, so this could be modified to incorporate any number of discovery tools, database of your choice, PC vendor you like (or dislike), etc. But you may find it funny and can perform your own variable substitution… ** ** “A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Montana when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni® suit, Gucci® shoes, RayBan® sunglasses and YSL® tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf? Bud looks at the man, who obviously is a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, Sure, why not? The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell® notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3® cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop® and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg , Germany ... Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot® that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MS-SQL® database through an ODBC connected Excel® spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry® and, after a few minutes, receives a response. Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet® printer, turns to the cowboy and says, You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves. That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves, says Bud. He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with amusement as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car. Then Bud says to the young man, Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf? The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, Okay, why not? You're a Congressman for the U.S. Government, says Bud. Wow! That's correct, says the yuppie, but how did you guess that? No guessing required. answered the cowboy. You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You used millions of dollars worth of equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about how working people make a living - or about cows, for that matter. This is a herd of sheep. Now give me back my dog. AND THAT FOLKS IS WHAT THE PROBLEM IS ALL ABOUT.” ** ** Phil Bautista, WWRUG13 Advisory Board 512-731-0304 Social - http://www.facebook.com/phil.bautista Business - http://www.linkedin.com/in/philbautista WWRUG12 - http://www.wwrug12.com/contact_phil.htmlhttp://www.wwrug11.com/contact_phil.html ** ** _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
Re: OT: Friday Humor
Good 2 see since joke on friday..just to refresh eachones mind from the mamoth task...keping smiling. Have a nice day ahead folks In a shop a man asked for 1/2 kg of butter. The salesperson, a young boy, said that only 1kg packs were available in the shop, but the man insisted on buying only 1/2 kg. So the boy went inside to the manager's room and said An idiot outside wants to buy only 1/2 kg of butter. To his surprise, the customer was standing right behind him..!!! So the boy added immediately, And this gentleman wants to buy the other half!!. After the customer left, the manager said You have saved your position by being clever enough at the right time. Where do you come from? To this the boy said, I come from Brazil. The place consists of only prostitutes and football players! The manager replied coldly, My wife is also from Brazil . To this the boy asked excitedly, Oh yeah? Which team does she play for? Presence of mind helps, Never Panic!!! On 1 Mar 2013 21:20, Phil Bautista bauti...@bullcreek.com wrote: ** Ok, so this could be modified to incorporate any number of discovery tools, database of your choice, PC vendor you like (or dislike), etc. But you may find it funny and can perform your own variable substitution… ** ** “A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Montana when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni® suit, Gucci® shoes, RayBan® sunglasses and YSL® tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf? Bud looks at the man, who obviously is a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, Sure, why not? The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell® notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3® cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop® and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg , Germany ... Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot® that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MS-SQL® database through an ODBC connected Excel® spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry® and, after a few minutes, receives a response. Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet® printer, turns to the cowboy and says, You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves. That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves, says Bud. He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with amusement as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car. Then Bud says to the young man, Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf? The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, Okay, why not? You're a Congressman for the U.S. Government, says Bud. Wow! That's correct, says the yuppie, but how did you guess that? No guessing required. answered the cowboy. You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You used millions of dollars worth of equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about how working people make a living - or about cows, for that matter. This is a herd of sheep. Now give me back my dog. AND THAT FOLKS IS WHAT THE PROBLEM IS ALL ABOUT.” ** ** Phil Bautista, WWRUG13 Advisory Board 512-731-0304 Social - http://www.facebook.com/phil.bautista Business - http://www.linkedin.com/in/philbautista WWRUG12 - http://www.wwrug12.com/contact_phil.htmlhttp://www.wwrug11.com/contact_phil.html ** ** _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
Re: OT: Friday Humor
Both funny jokes :-) _ From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Rajesh Nair Sent: Friday, March 01, 2013 2:55 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: OT: Friday Humor ** Good 2 see since joke on friday..just to refresh eachones mind from the mamoth task...keping smiling. Have a nice day ahead folks In a shop a man asked for 1/2 kg of butter. The salesperson, a young boy, said that only 1kg packs were available in the shop, but the man insisted on buying only 1/2 kg. So the boy went inside to the manager's room and said An idiot outside wants to buy only 1/2 kg of butter. To his surprise, the customer was standing right behind him..!!! So the boy added immediately, And this gentleman wants to buy the other half!!. After the customer left, the manager said You have saved your position by being clever enough at the right time. Where do you come from? To this the boy said, I come from Brazil. The place consists of only prostitutes and football players! The manager replied coldly, My wife is also from Brazil . To this the boy asked excitedly, Oh yeah? Which team does she play for? Presence of mind helps, Never Panic!!! On 1 Mar 2013 21:20, Phil Bautista bauti...@bullcreek.com wrote: ** Ok, so this could be modified to incorporate any number of discovery tools, database of your choice, PC vendor you like (or dislike), etc. But you may find it funny and can perform your own variable substitution. A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Montana when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a BrioniR suit, GucciR shoes, RayBanR sunglasses and YSLR tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf? Bud looks at the man, who obviously is a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, Sure, why not? The yuppie parks his car, whips out his DellR notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3R cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe PhotoshopR and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg , Germany ... Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm PilotR that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MS-SQLR database through an ODBC connected ExcelR spreadsheet with email on his BlackberryR and, after a few minutes, receives a response. Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJetR printer, turns to the cowboy and says, You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves. That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves, says Bud. He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with amusement as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car. Then Bud says to the young man, Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf? The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, Okay, why not? You're a Congressman for the U.S. Government, says Bud. Wow! That's correct, says the yuppie, but how did you guess that? No guessing required. answered the cowboy. You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You used millions of dollars worth of equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about how working people make a living - or about cows, for that matter. This is a herd of sheep. Now give me back my dog. AND THAT FOLKS IS WHAT THE PROBLEM IS ALL ABOUT. Phil Bautista, WWRUG13 Advisory Board 512-731-0304 Social - http://www.facebook.com/phil.bautista Business - http://www.linkedin.com/in/philbautista WWRUG12 - http://www.wwrug12.com/contact_phil.html http://www.wwrug11.com/contact_phil.html _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years
Friday Humor
What is Effective Communication ?? Jack and Max are walking from religious service. Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying. Max replies, Why don't you ask the Priest? So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks, Priest,may I smoke while I pray? But the Priest says, No, my son, you may not. That's utter disrespect to our religion. Jack goes back to his friend and tells him what the good Priest told him. Max says, I'm not surprised. You asked the wrong question. Let me try. And so Max goes up to the Priest and asks, Priest, may I pray while I smoke? To which the Priest eagerly replies, By all means, my son. By all means. Moral : The reply you get depends on the question you ask. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
Friday Humor
5 Deadly terms used by a woman 1) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is right and you need to shut-up. 2) NOTHING: Means something you need to be worried. 3) GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission. DO NOT DO IT! 4) WHATEVER: A women's way of saying 'screw you' 5) THAT'S OKAY: She is thinking long and hard on how and when you will pay for your mistake. Bonus Word) WOW! This is not a compliment. She's amazed that one person could be so stupid. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
Re: Friday Humor
And they say we men don't understand women. :-) Sure we do!! -Original Message- From: pritch Sent: Friday, June 22, 2012 11:22 AM Newsgroups: public.remedy.arsystem.general To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humor 5 Deadly terms used by a woman 1) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is right and you need to shut-up. 2) NOTHING: Means something you need to be worried. 3) GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission. DO NOT DO IT! 4) WHATEVER: A women's way of saying 'screw you' 5) THAT'S OKAY: She is thinking long and hard on how and when you will pay for your mistake. Bonus Word) WOW! This is not a compliment. She's amazed that one person could be so stupid. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
Re: Friday Humor
My Dad said that there were 4 words you needed to know to get along with a woman: I was wrong dear. There is another version of this: You are right dear. Learning these words saves a lot of time and aggravation. -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of pritch Sent: Friday, June 22, 2012 8:22 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humor 5 Deadly terms used by a woman 1) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is right and you need to shut-up. 2) NOTHING: Means something you need to be worried. 3) GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission. DO NOT DO IT! 4) WHATEVER: A women's way of saying 'screw you' 5) THAT'S OKAY: She is thinking long and hard on how and when you will pay for your mistake. Bonus Word) WOW! This is not a compliment. She's amazed that one person could be so stupid. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
Re: Friday Humor
How about: Honey, does this dress/skirt make my rear end look fat\heavy\big? -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of pritch Sent: Friday, June 22, 2012 11:22 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humor 5 Deadly terms used by a woman 1) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is right and you need to shut-up. 2) NOTHING: Means something you need to be worried. 3) GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission. DO NOT DO IT! 4) WHATEVER: A women's way of saying 'screw you' 5) THAT'S OKAY: She is thinking long and hard on how and when you will pay for your mistake. Bonus Word) WOW! This is not a compliment. She's amazed that one person could be so stupid. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are Portions of this message may be confidential under an exemption to Ohio's public records law or under a legal privilege. If you have received this message in error or due to an unauthorized transmission or interception, please delete all copies from your system without disclosing, copying, or transmitting this message. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
Re: Friday Humor
Are you nuts? -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of richard@bwc.state.oh.us Sent: Friday, June 22, 2012 8:39 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor How about: Honey, does this dress/skirt make my rear end look fat\heavy\big? -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of pritch Sent: Friday, June 22, 2012 11:22 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humor 5 Deadly terms used by a woman 1) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is right and you need to shut-up. 2) NOTHING: Means something you need to be worried. 3) GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission. DO NOT DO IT! 4) WHATEVER: A women's way of saying 'screw you' 5) THAT'S OKAY: She is thinking long and hard on how and when you will pay for your mistake. Bonus Word) WOW! This is not a compliment. She's amazed that one person could be so stupid. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are Portions of this message may be confidential under an exemption to Ohio's public records law or under a legal privilege. If you have received this message in error or due to an unauthorized transmission or interception, please delete all copies from your system without disclosing, copying, or transmitting this message. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
Re: Friday Humor - RESOLVED
Q. Honey, does this dress/skirt make my rear end look fat\heavy\big? A. No garment could ever create THAT illusion, dear. ;- Joel Joel Senderjdsen...@earthlink.net310.829.5552 -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of richard@bwc.state.oh.us Sent: Friday, June 22, 2012 8:39 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor How about: Honey, does this dress/skirt make my rear end look fat\heavy\big? -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of pritch Sent: Friday, June 22, 2012 11:22 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humor 5 Deadly terms used by a woman 1) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is right and you need to shut-up. 2) NOTHING: Means something you need to be worried. 3) GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission. DO NOT DO IT! 4) WHATEVER: A women's way of saying 'screw you' 5) THAT'S OKAY: She is thinking long and hard on how and when you will pay for your mistake. Bonus Word) WOW! This is not a compliment. She's amazed that one person could be so stupid. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are Portions of this message may be confidential under an exemption to Ohio's public records law or under a legal privilege. If you have received this message in error or due to an unauthorized transmission or interception, please delete all copies from your system without disclosing, copying, or transmitting this message. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
Re: Friday Humor - REOPEN
I can't stand by and not reply! Things Men Say I'M GOING FISHING - Means: I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety. UH HUH, SURE, HONEY, OR YES, DEAR... - Means: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response. IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN - Means: I have no idea how it works. YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS. - Means: I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday. OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL. - Means: I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt. HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING. - Means: And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon. I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE. - Means: No one will ever see us alive again. WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK - Means: I make the messes, she cleans them up. -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Joel Sender Sent: Friday, June 22, 2012 2:43 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - RESOLVED Q. Honey, does this dress/skirt make my rear end look fat\heavy\big? A. No garment could ever create THAT illusion, dear. ;- Joel Joel Senderjdsen...@earthlink.net310.829.5552 -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of richard@bwc.state.oh.us Sent: Friday, June 22, 2012 8:39 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor How about: Honey, does this dress/skirt make my rear end look fat\heavy\big? -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of pritch Sent: Friday, June 22, 2012 11:22 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humor 5 Deadly terms used by a woman 1) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is right and you need to shut-up. 2) NOTHING: Means something you need to be worried. 3) GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission. DO NOT DO IT! 4) WHATEVER: A women's way of saying 'screw you' 5) THAT'S OKAY: She is thinking long and hard on how and when you will pay for your mistake. Bonus Word) WOW! This is not a compliment. She's amazed that one person could be so stupid. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are Portions of this message may be confidential under an exemption to Ohio's public records law or under a legal privilege. If you have received this message in error or due to an unauthorized transmission or interception, please delete all copies from your system without disclosing, copying, or transmitting this message. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
Re: Friday Humor - REOPEN
Ha ha! I like those!!! :) -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Barber, Sue Sent: Friday, June 22, 2012 2:50 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - REOPEN I can't stand by and not reply! Things Men Say I'M GOING FISHING - Means: I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety. UH HUH, SURE, HONEY, OR YES, DEAR... - Means: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response. IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN - Means: I have no idea how it works. YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS. - Means: I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday. OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL. - Means: I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt. HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING. - Means: And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon. I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE. - Means: No one will ever see us alive again. WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK - Means: I make the messes, she cleans them up. -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Joel Sender Sent: Friday, June 22, 2012 2:43 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - RESOLVED Q. Honey, does this dress/skirt make my rear end look fat\heavy\big? A. No garment could ever create THAT illusion, dear. ;- Joel Joel Senderjdsen...@earthlink.net310.829.5552 -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of richard@bwc.state.oh.us Sent: Friday, June 22, 2012 8:39 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor How about: Honey, does this dress/skirt make my rear end look fat\heavy\big? -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of pritch Sent: Friday, June 22, 2012 11:22 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humor 5 Deadly terms used by a woman 1) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is right and you need to shut-up. 2) NOTHING: Means something you need to be worried. 3) GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission. DO NOT DO IT! 4) WHATEVER: A women's way of saying 'screw you' 5) THAT'S OKAY: She is thinking long and hard on how and when you will pay for your mistake. Bonus Word) WOW! This is not a compliment. She's amazed that one person could be so stupid. __ __ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are Portions of this message may be confidential under an exemption to Ohio's public records law or under a legal privilege. If you have received this message in error or due to an unauthorized transmission or interception, please delete all copies from your system without disclosing, copying, or transmitting this message. __ __ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are __ _ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are __ _ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
Friday Humor
Greetings. Was going through some of the SMS's i recieved today and thought of sharing this with you. Damm i am afraid to use the word FRIDAY again.. hope it does not offend any one. Interviewer: Do you think you can handle a variety of work? Candidate: Yes I think so, I have worked in 10 different places in the last 3 months. Employee: I got to have salary increment. Three other companies are after me. Boss: Really? Which are the three companies? Employee: The electric company, the telephone company and the gas company. My boss walked past my desk and asked me: Why are you not working? I replied Because I never saw you coming Sir. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
Friday humor - following the theme. . .
It was a beautiful day on the back nine when Rich McConsultant dropped dead on the golf course. He awoke before the classic pearly gates looking up at St. Peter. Having paid for the best doctors and thinking he took reasonably good care of himself, Rich inquired about his sudden demise. St. Peter read off the scroll before him, Rich McConsultant, eight-five, death by old age. Rich shot back, Eighty-five?!? I was only fifty-two! You've got the wrong guy!!! St. Peter tapped a line on the scroll, I assure you there is no mistake, eighty-five years. St. Peter looked up at Rich with a smile, of course, we calculate by your time charged. As St. Peter made a small motion of his hand, Rich felt a hot draft behind him. . . Kelly Logan, Sr. Systems Administrator (Remedy, Planview), GMS ProQuest | 789 E. Eisenhower Parkway, P.O. Box 1346 | Ann Arbor MI 48106-1346 USA | 734.997.4777 kelly.lo...@proquest.commailto:kelly.lo...@proquest.com www.proquest.com ProQuest...Start here. 2010 InformationWeek 500 Top Innovator P Please consider the environment before printing this email. This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they are addressed. If you have received this email in error please notify the sender, and delete the message from your computer. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
Re: Friday humor - following the theme. . .
That's a good one _ John Atherly | APC by Schneider Electric | Information, Process Organization (IPO) | Remedy Administrator / Developer Phone: +305-266-5005 ext. 237 | Email: john.athe...@apcc.com | Site: www.apc.com/ | Address: 703 Waterford Way, Suit 850, Miami, FL 33126 USA *** Please consider the environment before printing this e-mail Logan, Kelly kelly.lo...@proquest.com Sent by: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) arslist@ARSLIST.ORG 06/01/2012 03:37 PM Please respond to arslist@ARSLIST.ORG To arslist@ARSLIST.ORG cc Subject Friday humor - following the theme. . . ** It was a beautiful day on the back nine when Rich McConsultant dropped dead on the golf course. He awoke before the classic pearly gates looking up at St. Peter. Having paid for the best doctors and thinking he took reasonably good care of himself, Rich inquired about his sudden demise. St. Peter read off the scroll before him, “Rich McConsultant, eight-five, death by old age.” Rich shot back, “Eighty-five?!? I was only fifty-two! You’ve got the wrong guy!!!” St. Peter tapped a line on the scroll, “I assure you there is no mistake, eighty-five years.” St. Peter looked up at Rich with a smile, “of course, we calculate by your time charged.” As St. Peter made a small motion of his hand, Rich felt a hot draft behind him. . . Kelly Logan, Sr. Systems Administrator (Remedy, Planview), GMS ProQuest | 789 E. Eisenhower Parkway, P.O. Box 1346 | Ann Arbor MI 48106-1346 USA | 734.997.4777 kelly.lo...@proquest.com www.proquest.com ProQuest...Start here. 2010 InformationWeek 500 Top Innovator P Please consider the environment before printing this email. This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they are addressed. If you have received this email in error please notify the sender, and delete the message from your computer. __ This email has been scanned by the Symantec Email Security.cloud service. __ _attend WWRUG12 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
OT: Friday Humor
This has to be one of the funniest videos I have seen in a long time http://app.cooleremail.com/c.pl?46a31b4a5a9778ad41702904e8ac6702abd8c7287612b8a0 Christopher Pruitt Business Consulting III HP Enterprises Services christopher.pru...@hp.com www.hp.comhttp://www.hp.com/ [cid:image001.png@01CCD208.AE081B80] Confidentiality Notice: This message and any files transmitted with it are intended for the sole use of the entity or individual to whom it is addressed, and may contain information that is confidential, privileged, and exempt from disclosure under applicable law. If you are not the intended addressee for this e-mail, you are hereby notified that any copying, distribution, or dissemination of this e-mail is strictly prohibited. If you have received this e-mail in error, please immediately destroy, erase, or discard this message. Please notify the sender immediately by return e-mail if you have received this e-mail by mistake. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are inline: image001.png
Re: OT: Friday Humor
100% agree. For those particularly frustrating days, I've got a link to that video on my Remedy Home Page in our Dev environment. Not sure I could get away with it in Prod. :-) My 8 year old daughter and I do this thing where we mimc that video with whatever topic comes to mind. My wife isn't sure which one of is the bigger kid. Me: Waterparks. I've been thinking about waterparks lately. Her: Yeah? .. Me: And I thought to myself, you know who would like to go to the waterpark? ME! So I went inside. Her. waaahaaa!! And so on. Anyway, it had been a few months since I last looked at that, it never seems to get old. Thanks for posting. :-) Thad On Fri, Jan 13, 2012 at 1:33 PM, Pruitt, Christopher (Bank of America Account) christopher.pru...@hp.com wrote: ** This has to be one of the funniest videos I have seen in a long time ** ** ** ** http://app.cooleremail.com/c.pl?46a31b4a5a9778ad41702904e8ac6702abd8c7287612b8a0 ** ** ** ** *Christopher Pruitt* Business Consulting III *HP Enterprises Services* *christopher.pru...@hp.com* www.hp.com [image: HP_logo] ** ** *Confidentiality Notice:* This message and any files transmitted with it are intended for the sole use of the entity or individual to whom it is addressed, and may contain information that is confidential, privileged, and exempt from disclosure under applicable law. If you are not the intended addressee for this e-mail, you are hereby notified that any copying, distribution, or dissemination of this e-mail is strictly prohibited. If you have received this e-mail in error, please immediately destroy, erase, or discard this message. Please notify the sender immediately by return e-mail if you have received this e-mail by mistake.* *** ** ** ** ** _attend WWRUG12 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
HUMOR: Friday-Humor
Texting for Seniors I thought the following listing was appropriate ... after all the kids have all their little codes...like BFF, LOL, etc. So here are some codes for seniors: * ATD - At the Doctor's * BFF - Best Friends Funeral * BTW - Bring the Wheelchair * BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth * CBM - Covered by Medicare * CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center * DWI - Driving While Incontinent * FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers * FWIW - Forgot Where I Was * FYI - Found Your Insulin * GGPBL - Got to Go, Pacemaker Battery Low * GHA - Got Heartburn Again * HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement * IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On? * LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out * LOL - Living on Lipitor * LWO - Lawrence Welk's On * OMMR - On My Massage Recliner * OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas * ROFL..CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up! * TOT - Texting on Toilet * TTYL - Talk to You Louder * WAITT - Who Am I Talking To? * WTP - Where're the Prunes * WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil Hope these help. GGLKI (Got to Go, Laxative Kicking in!) ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
Friday humor
Funny observation: Best of Suite = BS OK - now I am turning off my computer!!! -John -- John Sundberg Save the Date! First Annual KEG - Kinetic Enthusiasts Group Feb. 29th - Mar. 2nd 2012 in Denver CO For more information click here - KEG Kinetic Data, Inc. Building a Better Service Experience Recipient of: WWRUG10 Best Customer Service/Support Award WWRUG09 Innovator of the Year Award john.sundb...@kineticdata.com 651.556.0930 I www.kineticdata.com ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
Friday Humor - ARS 7.6.04 -- Installers (in general)
Pat, You didn't know you would be starting the Friday Humor thread! From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Meyer, Jennifer L Sent: Friday, August 12, 2011 9:34 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: ARS 7.6.04 -- Installers (in general) ** FTLOG! I nearly fell out of my chair. Jennifer Meyer From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Tommy Morris Sent: Friday, August 12, 2011 10:32 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: ARS 7.6.04 -- Installers (in general) ** That's just crazy-talk! Next thing you know, you will want them to build and release an installer that actually works. From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of patrick zandi Sent: Friday, August 12, 2011 9:25 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: ARS 7.6.04 -- Installers (in general) ** Now I know I am not the Remedy Engineer designing these applications or their installers, however I have a thought! BMC: Would you all consider creating your installers so they are not ALL or nothing? Maybe make the installer so that it asks what you want to install, then another box that says force (otherwise it checks to see if it is already successfully installed already). The only reason I say this is one simple reason.. if the installer takes up to 12 - 24 hours to run, and you do not have direct access to he server itself (its console).. then your like me.. I login to a windows box co-located and do a CygWin or Reflection X and call the display back.. but if you have ANY form of security, then the an idle console (terminal service) is a kick off after so long.. 1 hour usually.. This is a frustrating to run an install of ITSM 2-4 times to make sure it finished. When if it had the checks or stages of some kind, then you would not have as much work to do, and you can continue where you left off.. Just wondering.. -- Patrick Zandi ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
Re: Friday Humor - ARS 7.6.04 -- Installers (in general)
ROFL CMB Rolling on the floor laughing. Counting my blessings... On Fri, Aug 12, 2011 at 10:38 AM, Sanford, Claire claire.sanf...@memorialhermann.org wrote: ** ** Pat, You didn't know you would be starting the Friday Humor thread! -- *From:* Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] *On Behalf Of *Meyer, Jennifer L *Sent:* Friday, August 12, 2011 9:34 AM *To:* arslist@ARSLIST.ORG *Subject:* Re: ARS 7.6.04 -- Installers (in general) ** FTLOG! I nearly fell out of my chair. Jennifer Meyer *From:* Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] *On Behalf Of *Tommy Morris *Sent:* Friday, August 12, 2011 10:32 AM *To:* arslist@ARSLIST.ORG *Subject:* Re: ARS 7.6.04 -- Installers (in general) ** That’s just crazy-talk! Next thing you know, you will want them to build and release an installer that actually works. *From:* Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] *On Behalf Of *patrick zandi *Sent:* Friday, August 12, 2011 9:25 AM *To:* arslist@ARSLIST.ORG *Subject:* ARS 7.6.04 -- Installers (in general) ** Now I know I am not the Remedy Engineer designing these applications or their installers, however I have a thought! BMC: Would you all consider creating your installers so they are not ALL or nothing? Maybe make the installer so that it asks what you want to install, then another box that says force (otherwise it checks to see if it is already successfully installed already). The only reason I say this is one simple reason.. if the installer takes up to 12 - 24 hours to run, and you do not have direct access to he server itself (its console).. then your like me.. I login to a windows box co-located and do a CygWin or Reflection X and call the display back.. but if you have ANY form of security, then the an idle console (terminal service) is a kick off after so long.. 1 hour usually.. This is a frustrating to run an install of ITSM 2-4 times to make sure it finished. When if it had the checks or stages of some kind, then you would not have as much work to do, and you can continue where you left off.. Just wondering.. -- Patrick Zandi _attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ -- Patrick Zandi ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
Friday Humor - ARS 7.6.04 -- Installers (in general)
At JSS, we're firmly of the view that successful products need to be easy to install and administer. We're wondering when BMC will catch up with us, and others, who've identified this absolute requirement. Let's be honest: Products that takes hours or days to install do not install anyone with confidence, particularly when an operating system installation can happen in under 10 minutes. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
Re: Friday Humor - ARS 7.6.04 -- Installers (in general)
it appears they do not allow installation out of a single stream of coding.. I would think you would run multiple threads to install simultaneously I mean I have 64 CPU's and 16 - 32 GIG or ram, I think it has enough power.. Just saying.. Why 12 - 24 hours of installation? I mean .. Really? .. Seriously? I am only using 1% cpu.. and IO is low if almost non-existent .. On Fri, Aug 12, 2011 at 11:04 AM, John Baker jba...@javasystemsolutions.com wrote: At JSS, we're firmly of the view that successful products need to be easy to install and administer. We're wondering when BMC will catch up with us, and others, who've identified this absolute requirement. Let's be honest: Products that takes hours or days to install do not install anyone with confidence, particularly when an operating system installation can happen in under 10 minutes. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are -- Patrick Zandi ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
Friday Humor
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but 6 in your lap is priceless! Turns out the chickens were out of food when I got home last night. Jennifer Meyer E-mail correspondence to and from this address may be subject to the North Carolina Public Records Law and may be disclosed to third parties by an authorized state official. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
Re: Friday Humor - 2
The Congresswoman thinks her opponents are flaming nuts? Well, that gives me no clue as to which party she is from. Each side thinks the other is unhinged. Mike Luttmann DISA Remedy Engineer 303-224-1645 -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Stanley Feinstein Sent: Friday, July 29, 2011 16:52 To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - 2 Hi Phil, I guess there's an exception to every rule. I sat with a Congresswoman from a district in Missouri once who was nice, but she thought that for most part, that comment was right on. She said the flaming nuts (her term) (however you want to categorize their views on fiscal responsibility), some of whom were on the same flight, wouldn't talk with anyone. Have a good weekend Phil. Stan -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of bullcreek.com Sent: Friday, July 29, 2011 5:47 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - 2 Hi Stan, I can believe that. The exception to the rule would be the owner of the property next to me, the Hon. Lloyd Doggett who along with his wife, Libby, sent me (unsolicited) a flag flown over our Nation's Capitol building (with certificate) on the event of each of my Daughter's births as well as a personal (handwritten) letter of congratulations (he has daughters too) from both of them. Very nice (and fiscally responsible) people and thoughtful considering I can't even vote for him (I am not in his district). Phil Bautista President / CEO Bull Creek Data Corporation www.bullcreek.com Remedy Approved Consultant (RAC) 512-731-0304 -Original message- From: Stanley Feinstein st...@projectremedies.com Date: Fri, 29 Jul 2011 17:02:25 -0400 To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - 2 Hi Phil, Someone once told me that if you sit next to any of the 535 people in Congress on a plane that none would say hello. Stan From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Phil Bautista Sent: Friday, July 29, 2011 1:52 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humor - 2 ** A U.S. Congressman was seated next to a Remedy Consultant on an airplane so he turned to him and said, Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. Obviously annoyed, the Remedy Consultant, who had just started to read his 7.6.04 upgrade document, replied to the total stranger, What would you want to talk about? Oh, I don't know, said the congressman. How about global warming, universal health care, or the debt ceiling? as he smiled smugly. OK, he said. Those could be interesting topics, but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is? The legislator, visibly surprised by the Remedy Consultant's intelligence, thinks about it and says, Hmmm, I have no idea. To which the Remedy Consultant replies, Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal health care, or the economy, when you don't know poop? Think about this when you are on your plane to DC for WWRUG11 in September! Phil Bautista, WWRUG11 Advisory Board 512-731-0304 http://www.linkedin.com/in/philbautista http://www.wwrug11.com/contact_phil.html _ No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 10.0.1390 / Virus Database: 1518/3796 - Release Date: 07/29/11 _attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are - No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 10.0.1390 / Virus Database: 1518/3796 - Release Date: 07/29/11 ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
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Yup. Isn't that the point for the rest of us? -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Luttmann, Michael W Mr CTR DISA CD553 Sent: Monday, August 01, 2011 9:03 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - 2 The Congresswoman thinks her opponents are flaming nuts? Well, that gives me no clue as to which party she is from. Each side thinks the other is unhinged. Mike Luttmann DISA Remedy Engineer 303-224-1645 -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Stanley Feinstein Sent: Friday, July 29, 2011 16:52 To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - 2 Hi Phil, I guess there's an exception to every rule. I sat with a Congresswoman from a district in Missouri once who was nice, but she thought that for most part, that comment was right on. She said the flaming nuts (her term) (however you want to categorize their views on fiscal responsibility), some of whom were on the same flight, wouldn't talk with anyone. Have a good weekend Phil. Stan -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of bullcreek.com Sent: Friday, July 29, 2011 5:47 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - 2 Hi Stan, I can believe that. The exception to the rule would be the owner of the property next to me, the Hon. Lloyd Doggett who along with his wife, Libby, sent me (unsolicited) a flag flown over our Nation's Capitol building (with certificate) on the event of each of my Daughter's births as well as a personal (handwritten) letter of congratulations (he has daughters too) from both of them. Very nice (and fiscally responsible) people and thoughtful considering I can't even vote for him (I am not in his district). Phil Bautista President / CEO Bull Creek Data Corporation www.bullcreek.com Remedy Approved Consultant (RAC) 512-731-0304 -Original message- From: Stanley Feinstein st...@projectremedies.com Date: Fri, 29 Jul 2011 17:02:25 -0400 To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - 2 Hi Phil, Someone once told me that if you sit next to any of the 535 people in Congress on a plane that none would say hello. Stan From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Phil Bautista Sent: Friday, July 29, 2011 1:52 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humor - 2 ** A U.S. Congressman was seated next to a Remedy Consultant on an airplane so he turned to him and said, Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. Obviously annoyed, the Remedy Consultant, who had just started to read his 7.6.04 upgrade document, replied to the total stranger, What would you want to talk about? Oh, I don't know, said the congressman. How about global warming, universal health care, or the debt ceiling? as he smiled smugly. OK, he said. Those could be interesting topics, but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is? The legislator, visibly surprised by the Remedy Consultant's intelligence, thinks about it and says, Hmmm, I have no idea. To which the Remedy Consultant replies, Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal health care, or the economy, when you don't know poop? Think about this when you are on your plane to DC for WWRUG11 in September! Phil Bautista, WWRUG11 Advisory Board 512-731-0304 http://www.linkedin.com/in/philbautista http://www.wwrug11.com/contact_phil.html _ No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 10.0.1390 / Virus Database: 1518/3796 - Release Date: 07/29/11 _attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are - No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 10.0.1390 / Virus Database: 1518/3796 - Release Date: 07/29/11 ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11
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All: I received an email this week requesting a report of all upcoming scheduled and unscheduled maintenance. :) --Phil ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
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You could always send the reply back with all sorts of horrific unscheduled maintenance (catastrophic outages) on it... preferably for 2 August when some people think that the country will implode. It depends a lot on the sense of humor that you _think_ the recipient has. Christopher Strauss, Ph.D. Call Tracking Administration Manager University of North Texas Computing IT Center http://itsm.unt.edu/ From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Murnane, Phil Sent: Friday, July 29, 2011 2:17 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humor ** All: I received an email this week requesting a report of all upcoming scheduled and unscheduled maintenance. :) --Phil _attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
Friday Humor - 2
A U.S. Congressman was seated next to a Remedy Consultant on an airplane so he turned to him and said, Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. Obviously annoyed, the Remedy Consultant, who had just started to read his 7.6.04 upgrade document, replied to the total stranger, What would you want to talk about? Oh, I don't know, said the congressman. How about global warming, universal health care, or the debt ceiling? as he smiled smugly. OK, he said. Those could be interesting topics, but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is? The legislator, visibly surprised by the Remedy Consultant's intelligence, thinks about it and says, Hmmm, I have no idea. To which the Remedy Consultant replies, Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal health care, or the economy, when you don't know poop? Think about this when you are on your plane to DC for WWRUG11 in September! Phil Bautista, WWRUG11 Advisory Board 512-731-0304 http://www.linkedin.com/in/philbautista http://www.wwrug11.com/contact_phil.html http://www.wwrug11.com/contact_phil.html ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
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That's a good one, Phil. Although I do know poop, I won't go on about it on this thread. Jennifer Meyer From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Phil Bautista Sent: Friday, July 29, 2011 4:52 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humor - 2 ** A U.S. Congressman was seated next to a Remedy Consultant on an airplane so he turned to him and said, Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. Obviously annoyed, the Remedy Consultant, who had just started to read his 7.6.04 upgrade document, replied to the total stranger, What would you want to talk about? Oh, I don't know, said the congressman. How about global warming, universal health care, or the debt ceiling? as he smiled smugly. OK, he said. Those could be interesting topics, but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is? The legislator, visibly surprised by the Remedy Consultant's intelligence, thinks about it and says, Hmmm, I have no idea. To which the Remedy Consultant replies, Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal health care, or the economy, when you don't know poop? Think about this when you are on your plane to DC for WWRUG11 in September! Phil Bautista, WWRUG11 Advisory Board 512-731-0304 http://www.linkedin.com/in/philbautista http://www.wwrug11.com/contact_phil.html _attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ E-mail correspondence to and from this address may be subject to the North Carolina Public Records Law and may be disclosed to third parties by an authorized state official. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
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Hi Phil, Someone once told me that if you sit next to any of the 535 people in Congress on a plane that none would say hello. Stan From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Phil Bautista Sent: Friday, July 29, 2011 1:52 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humor - 2 ** A U.S. Congressman was seated next to a Remedy Consultant on an airplane so he turned to him and said, Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. Obviously annoyed, the Remedy Consultant, who had just started to read his 7.6.04 upgrade document, replied to the total stranger, What would you want to talk about? Oh, I don't know, said the congressman. How about global warming, universal health care, or the debt ceiling? as he smiled smugly. OK, he said. Those could be interesting topics, but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is? The legislator, visibly surprised by the Remedy Consultant's intelligence, thinks about it and says, Hmmm, I have no idea. To which the Remedy Consultant replies, Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal health care, or the economy, when you don't know poop? Think about this when you are on your plane to DC for WWRUG11 in September! Phil Bautista, WWRUG11 Advisory Board 512-731-0304 http://www.linkedin.com/in/philbautista http://www.wwrug11.com/contact_phil.html _ No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 10.0.1390 / Virus Database: 1518/3796 - Release Date: 07/29/11 _attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
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Hi Stan, I can believe that. The exception to the rule would be the owner of the property next to me, the Hon. Lloyd Doggett who along with his wife, Libby, sent me (unsolicited) a flag flown over our Nation's Capitol building (with certificate) on the event of each of my Daughter's births as well as a personal (handwritten) letter of congratulations (he has daughters too) from both of them. Very nice (and fiscally responsible) people and thoughtful considering I can't even vote for him (I am not in his district). Phil Bautista President / CEO Bull Creek Data Corporation www.bullcreek.com Remedy Approved Consultant (RAC) 512-731-0304 -Original message- From: Stanley Feinstein st...@projectremedies.com Date: Fri, 29 Jul 2011 17:02:25 -0400 To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - 2 Hi Phil, Someone once told me that if you sit next to any of the 535 people in Congress on a plane that none would say hello. Stan From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Phil Bautista Sent: Friday, July 29, 2011 1:52 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humor - 2 ** A U.S. Congressman was seated next to a Remedy Consultant on an airplane so he turned to him and said, Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. Obviously annoyed, the Remedy Consultant, who had just started to read his 7.6.04 upgrade document, replied to the total stranger, What would you want to talk about? Oh, I don't know, said the congressman. How about global warming, universal health care, or the debt ceiling? as he smiled smugly. OK, he said. Those could be interesting topics, but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is? The legislator, visibly surprised by the Remedy Consultant's intelligence, thinks about it and says, Hmmm, I have no idea. To which the Remedy Consultant replies, Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal health care, or the economy, when you don't know poop? Think about this when you are on your plane to DC for WWRUG11 in September! Phil Bautista, WWRUG11 Advisory Board 512-731-0304 http://www.linkedin.com/in/philbautista http://www.wwrug11.com/contact_phil.html _ No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 10.0.1390 / Virus Database: 1518/3796 - Release Date: 07/29/11 _attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
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Hi Phil, I guess there's an exception to every rule. I sat with a Congresswoman from a district in Missouri once who was nice, but she thought that for most part, that comment was right on. She said the flaming nuts (her term) (however you want to categorize their views on fiscal responsibility), some of whom were on the same flight, wouldn't talk with anyone. Have a good weekend Phil. Stan -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of bullcreek.com Sent: Friday, July 29, 2011 5:47 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - 2 Hi Stan, I can believe that. The exception to the rule would be the owner of the property next to me, the Hon. Lloyd Doggett who along with his wife, Libby, sent me (unsolicited) a flag flown over our Nation's Capitol building (with certificate) on the event of each of my Daughter's births as well as a personal (handwritten) letter of congratulations (he has daughters too) from both of them. Very nice (and fiscally responsible) people and thoughtful considering I can't even vote for him (I am not in his district). Phil Bautista President / CEO Bull Creek Data Corporation www.bullcreek.com Remedy Approved Consultant (RAC) 512-731-0304 -Original message- From: Stanley Feinstein st...@projectremedies.com Date: Fri, 29 Jul 2011 17:02:25 -0400 To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - 2 Hi Phil, Someone once told me that if you sit next to any of the 535 people in Congress on a plane that none would say hello. Stan From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Phil Bautista Sent: Friday, July 29, 2011 1:52 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humor - 2 ** A U.S. Congressman was seated next to a Remedy Consultant on an airplane so he turned to him and said, Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. Obviously annoyed, the Remedy Consultant, who had just started to read his 7.6.04 upgrade document, replied to the total stranger, What would you want to talk about? Oh, I don't know, said the congressman. How about global warming, universal health care, or the debt ceiling? as he smiled smugly. OK, he said. Those could be interesting topics, but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is? The legislator, visibly surprised by the Remedy Consultant's intelligence, thinks about it and says, Hmmm, I have no idea. To which the Remedy Consultant replies, Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal health care, or the economy, when you don't know poop? Think about this when you are on your plane to DC for WWRUG11 in September! Phil Bautista, WWRUG11 Advisory Board 512-731-0304 http://www.linkedin.com/in/philbautista http://www.wwrug11.com/contact_phil.html _ No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 10.0.1390 / Virus Database: 1518/3796 - Release Date: 07/29/11 _attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are - No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 10.0.1390 / Virus Database: 1518/3796 - Release Date: 07/29/11 ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
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I thought I got raptured...but it was the pager. Jennifer Meyer Remedy Technical Support Specialist State of North Carolina Office of Information Technology Services Service Delivery Division ITSM ITAM Services Office: 919-754-6543 ITS Service Desk: 919-754-6000 jennifer.me...@nc.govmailto:jennifer.me...@nc.gov http://its.state.nc.ushttp://its.state.nc.us/ E-mail correspondence to and from this address may be subject to the North Carolina Public Records Law and may be disclosed to third parties only by an authorized State Official. From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Tommy Morris Sent: Monday, May 23, 2011 1:31 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor ** Dang it! Now I have to stop playing WoW and get some sleep for work tomorrow. I was holding out for the rapture just in case he missed a leap year in his calculation. From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Rick Cook Sent: Sunday, May 22, 2011 9:20 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor ** And another person has been shown to be less wise than he thought he was. May we be wiser in the days to come. Rick On May 22, 2011 7:17 AM, pritch pri...@ptd.netmailto:pri...@ptd.net wrote: Guess we're all still here. On Sat, 21 May 2011 16:29:54 +, Sanford, Claire claire.sanf...@memorialhermann.orgmailto:claire.sanf...@memorialhermann.org wrote: ok... Gotta pass this on... http://yfrog.com/z/gzofgbdcj if you use Twitter, check out @RaptureHelpDesk The End... wasn't near! From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [arslist@ARSLIST.ORGmailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] on behalf of arslist [arsl...@danielbloom.camailto:arsl...@danielbloom.ca] Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 8:11 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORGmailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor ** Sigh. If the world weren't about to end in a rapture I would have to present this at WWRUG as the longest thread of the year. Up until now I was hoping it wasn't true. From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto_attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ _attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
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Apparently if all the believers were raptured, it would leave 96% still there in the National Academy of Science, but the prison population would be reduced to 3%. Michael Poole from my Android ePad On May 24, 2011 12:13 AM, Meyer, Jennifer L jennifer.me...@nc.gov wrote: I thought I got raptured...but it was the pager. Jennifer Meyer Remedy Technical Support Specialist State of North Carolina Office of Information Technology Services Service Delivery Division ITSM ITAM Services Office: 919-754-6543 ITS Service Desk: 919-754-6000 jennifer.me...@nc.govmailto:jennifer.me...@nc.gov http://its.state.nc.ushttp://its.state.nc.us/ E-mail correspondence to and from this address may be subject to the North Carolina Public Records Law and may be disclosed to third parties only by an authorized State Official. From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Tommy Morris Sent: Monday, May 23, 2011 1:31 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor ** Dang it! Now I have to stop playing WoW and get some sleep for work tomorrow. I was holding out for the rapture just in case he missed a leap year in his calculation. From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Rick Cook Sent: Sunday, May 22, 2011 9:20 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor ** And another person has been shown to be less wise than he thought he was. May we be wiser in the days to come. Rick On May 22, 2011 7:17 AM, pritch pri...@ptd.netmailto:pri...@ptd.net wrote: Guess we're all still here. On Sat, 21 May 2011 16:29:54 +, Sanford, Claire claire.sanf...@memorialhermann.orgmailto: claire.sanf...@memorialhermann.org wrote: ok... Gotta pass this on... http://yfrog.com/z/gzofgbdcj if you use Twitter, check out @RaptureHelpDesk The End... wasn't near! From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [arslist@ARSLIST.ORGmailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] on behalf of arslist [arsl...@danielbloom.camailto: arsl...@danielbloom.ca] Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 8:11 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORGmailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor ** Sigh. If the world weren't about to end in a rapture I would have to present this at WWRUG as the longest thread of the year. Up until now I was hoping it wasn't true. From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto_attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ _attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
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Guess we're all still here. On Sat, 21 May 2011 16:29:54 +, Sanford, Claire claire.sanf...@memorialhermann.org wrote: ok... Gotta pass this on... http://yfrog.com/z/gzofgbdcj if you use Twitter, check out @RaptureHelpDesk The End... wasn't near! From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] on behalf of arslist [arsl...@danielbloom.ca] Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 8:11 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor ** Sigh. If the world weren’t about to end in a rapture I would have to present this at WWRUG as the longest thread of the year. Up until now I was hoping it wasn’t true. From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Joe Martin D'Souza Sent: May 20, 2011 6:47 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor ** It will be a result of a Cloud Management Service :-) From: Thad Essermailto:thad.es...@gmail.com Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 4:06 PM Newsgroups: public.remedy.arsystem.general To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORGmailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor ** Hopefully the rapture doesn't come in the form of a refrigerator falling from the sky. And would the Rapture be an Incident, Problem, or Change? :-) Thad On Fri, May 20, 2011 at 9:29 AM, Meyer, Jennifer L jennifer.me...@nc.govmailto:jennifer.me...@nc.gov wrote: FYI: The world ends tomorrow. So if I'm not in the office on Monday, you'll know why. Jennifer Meyer Remedy Technical Support Specialist State of North Carolina Office of Information Technology Services Service Delivery Division ITSM ITAM Services Office: 919-754-6543tel:919-754-6543 ITS Service Desk: 919-754-6000tel:919-754-6000 jennifer.me...@nc.govmailto:jennifer.me...@nc.gov http://its.state.nc.ushttp://its.state.nc.us/ E-mail correspondence to and from this address may be subject to the North Carolina Public Records Law and may be disclosed to third parties only by an authorized State Official. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.orghttp://www.arslist.org/ attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.comhttp://www.wwrug.com/ ARSList: Where the Answers Are _attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.comhttp://www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ _attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.comhttp://www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ _attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
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And another person has been shown to be less wise than he thought he was. May we be wiser in the days to come. Rick On May 22, 2011 7:17 AM, pritch pri...@ptd.net wrote: Guess we're all still here. On Sat, 21 May 2011 16:29:54 +, Sanford, Claire claire.sanf...@memorialhermann.org wrote: ok... Gotta pass this on... http://yfrog.com/z/gzofgbdcj if you use Twitter, check out @RaptureHelpDesk The End... wasn't near! From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] on behalf of arslist [arsl...@danielbloom.ca] Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 8:11 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor ** Sigh. If the world weren’t about to end in a rapture I would have to present this at WWRUG as the longest thread of the year. Up until now I was hoping it wasn’t true. From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Joe Martin D'Souza Sent: May 20, 2011 6:47 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor ** It will be a result of a Cloud Management Service :-) From: Thad Essermailto:thad.es...@gmail.com Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 4:06 PM Newsgroups: public.remedy.arsystem.general To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORGmailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor ** Hopefully the rapture doesn't come in the form of a refrigerator falling from the sky. And would the Rapture be an Incident, Problem, or Change? :-) Thad On Fri, May 20, 2011 at 9:29 AM, Meyer, Jennifer L jennifer.me...@nc.govmailto:jennifer.me...@nc.gov wrote: FYI: The world ends tomorrow. So if I'm not in the office on Monday, you'll know why. Jennifer Meyer Remedy Technical Support Specialist State of North Carolina Office of Information Technology Services Service Delivery Division ITSM ITAM Services Office: 919-754-6543tel:919-754-6543 ITS Service Desk: 919-754-6000tel:919-754-6000 jennifer.me...@nc.govmailto:jennifer.me...@nc.gov http://its.state.nc.ushttp://its.state.nc.us/ E-mail correspondence to and from this address may be subject to the North Carolina Public Records Law and may be disclosed to third parties only by an authorized State Official. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.orghttp://www.arslist.org/ attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.comhttp://www.wwrug.com/ ARSList: Where the Answers Are _attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.comhttp://www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ _attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.comhttp://www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ _attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
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unfortunately for him.. he is going to meet his maker soon enough.. When you are suppose to help represent a citizen of heaven and lead those astray.. you being a Teacher.. and yet you do not obey or heed the scriptures.. Judgement seat is for rewards .. yes.. but also punishment, sins of omission and co-mission for the Christian ! O U C H ! -- Patrick Zandi ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
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Dang it! Now I have to stop playing WoW and get some sleep for work tomorrow. I was holding out for the rapture just in case he missed a leap year in his calculation. From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Rick Cook Sent: Sunday, May 22, 2011 9:20 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor ** And another person has been shown to be less wise than he thought he was. May we be wiser in the days to come. Rick On May 22, 2011 7:17 AM, pritch pri...@ptd.net wrote: Guess we're all still here. On Sat, 21 May 2011 16:29:54 +, Sanford, Claire claire.sanf...@memorialhermann.org wrote: ok... Gotta pass this on... http://yfrog.com/z/gzofgbdcj if you use Twitter, check out @RaptureHelpDesk The End... wasn't near! From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] on behalf of arslist [arsl...@danielbloom.ca] Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 8:11 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor ** Sigh. If the world weren't about to end in a rapture I would have to present this at WWRUG as the longest thread of the year. Up until now I was hoping it wasn't true. From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto_attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
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ok... Gotta pass this on... http://yfrog.com/z/gzofgbdcj if you use Twitter, check out @RaptureHelpDesk The End... wasn't near! From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] on behalf of arslist [arsl...@danielbloom.ca] Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 8:11 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor ** Sigh. If the world weren’t about to end in a rapture I would have to present this at WWRUG as the longest thread of the year. Up until now I was hoping it wasn’t true. From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Joe Martin D'Souza Sent: May 20, 2011 6:47 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor ** It will be a result of a Cloud Management Service :-) From: Thad Essermailto:thad.es...@gmail.com Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 4:06 PM Newsgroups: public.remedy.arsystem.general To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORGmailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday humor ** Hopefully the rapture doesn't come in the form of a refrigerator falling from the sky. And would the Rapture be an Incident, Problem, or Change? :-) Thad On Fri, May 20, 2011 at 9:29 AM, Meyer, Jennifer L jennifer.me...@nc.govmailto:jennifer.me...@nc.gov wrote: FYI: The world ends tomorrow. So if I'm not in the office on Monday, you'll know why. Jennifer Meyer Remedy Technical Support Specialist State of North Carolina Office of Information Technology Services Service Delivery Division ITSM ITAM Services Office: 919-754-6543tel:919-754-6543 ITS Service Desk: 919-754-6000tel:919-754-6000 jennifer.me...@nc.govmailto:jennifer.me...@nc.gov http://its.state.nc.ushttp://its.state.nc.us/ E-mail correspondence to and from this address may be subject to the North Carolina Public Records Law and may be disclosed to third parties only by an authorized State Official. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.orghttp://www.arslist.org/ attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.comhttp://www.wwrug.com/ ARSList: Where the Answers Are _attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.comhttp://www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ _attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.comhttp://www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ _attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
Friday humor
FYI: The world ends tomorrow. So if I'm not in the office on Monday, you'll know why. Jennifer Meyer Remedy Technical Support Specialist State of North Carolina Office of Information Technology Services Service Delivery Division ITSM ITAM Services Office: 919-754-6543 ITS Service Desk: 919-754-6000 jennifer.me...@nc.gov http://its.state.nc.us E-mail correspondence to and from this address may be subject to the North Carolina Public Records Law and may be disclosed to third parties only by an authorized State Official. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
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That's a terrible excuse not to go into the office on Monday. Kind regards, David David Frankfater Column Technical Services Toll Free 1-866-265-8665 Ext. 332 Cell 630-664-5800 Fax 630-271-1508 dfrankfa...@columnit.com www.columntech.com -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Meyer, Jennifer L Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 11:30 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday humor FYI: The world ends tomorrow. So if I'm not in the office on Monday, you'll know why. Jennifer Meyer Remedy Technical Support Specialist State of North Carolina Office of Information Technology Services Service Delivery Division ITSM ITAM Services Office: 919-754-6543 ITS Service Desk: 919-754-6000 jennifer.me...@nc.gov http://its.state.nc.us E-mail correspondence to and from this address may be subject to the North Carolina Public Records Law and may be disclosed to third parties only by an authorized State Official. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
