System discussion list(ARSList)
[mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Misi Mladoniczky
Sent: Friday, December 12, 2014 2:06 PM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Re: Friday Humor Overlays
Hi,
I am sad to say that this was one of my first thought sa well ;-)
Best Regards - Misi, RRR AB
Sent: Friday, December 12, 2014 2:06 PM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Re: Friday Humor Overlays
Hi,
I am sad to say that this was one of my first thought sa well ;-)
Best Regards - Misi, RRR AB, http://rrr.se
So can his family then sue BMC?
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[mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Rick Westbrock
Sent: Monday, December 15, 2014 1:13 PM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Re: Friday Humor Overlays
My first thought was of my wife's Odyssey system
now Joe...you know better than to get political on this list.
On Fri, Dec 12, 2014 at 10:03 AM, Joe D'Souza jdso...@shyle.net wrote:
**
I thought this was funny. I just got this from a group of my college
friends on WhatsApp..
Joe
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Was that political?
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[mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of LJ LongWing
Sent: Friday, December 12, 2014 9:06 AM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Re: Friday Humor: The Promised Land...
**
now Joe...you know better than to get
*Sent:* Friday, December 12, 2014 9:06 AM
*To:* arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
*Subject:* Re: Friday Humor: The Promised Land...
**
now Joe...you know better than to get political on this list.
On Fri, Dec 12, 2014 at 10:03 AM, Joe D'Souza jdso...@shyle.net wrote:
**
I thought this was funny
Hits all the right buttons.
From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList)
[mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of LJ LongWing
Sent: Friday, December 12, 2014 9:13 AM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Re: Friday Humor: The Promised Land...
**
Discusses Religion, Politics
Of Stanley Feinstein
Sent: Friday, December 12, 2014 12:09 PM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Re: Friday Humor: The Promised Land...
Was that political?
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[mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of LJ LongWing
Sent: Friday, December 12, 2014 9
:
arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] *On Behalf Of *Stanley Feinstein
*Sent:* Friday, December 12, 2014 12:09 PM
*To:* arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
*Subject:* Re: Friday Humor: The Promised Land...
Was that political?
*From:* Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:
arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] *On Behalf
Sent: Friday, December 12, 2014 12:22 PM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Re: Friday Humor: The Promised Land...
**
I thought it was funny as wellhowever, it was political in
nature...specifically the part about the help desk...someone from that
country (which it's likely there are people
System discussion list(ARSList)
[mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of LJ LongWing
Sent: Friday, December 12, 2014 11:22 AM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Re: Friday Humor: The Promised Land...
**
I thought it was funny as wellhowever, it was political in
nature...specifically the part
discussion list(ARSList)
[mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Pierson, Shawn
Sent: Friday, December 12, 2014 2:09 PM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Re: Friday Humor: The Promised Land...
**
While not offensive, I saw it as the kind of joke your mom’s cousin Eddie would
tell everyone
Hi,
The inventor of the first gaming console Ralph Baer passed away this week.
The gaming console Magnavox Oddyssey was released in 1972 .
Ralph Baer also seems to have been first with OVERLAYS.
Check out the OVERLAYS at the bottom of the page:
So can his family then sue BMC?
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[mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Misi Mladoniczky
Sent: Friday, December 12, 2014 4:06 PM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: [arslist] Friday Humor Overlays
Hi,
The inventor
Mladoniczky
Sent: Friday, December 12, 2014 4:06 PM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: [arslist] Friday Humor Overlays
Hi,
The inventor of the first gaming console Ralph Baer passed away this week.
The gaming console Magnavox Oddyssey was released in 1972 .
Ralph Baer also seems to have been first
:06 PM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Re: Friday Humor Overlays
Hi,
I am sad to say that this was one of my first thought sa well ;-)
Best Regards - Misi, RRR AB, http://rrr.se
So can his family then sue BMC?
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From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList)
[mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Misi Mladoniczky
Sent: Friday, December 12, 2014 5:06 PM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Re: Friday Humor Overlays
Hi,
I am sad to say that this was one of my first thought sa well
Under the category of Why didn't I think of that
http://gardner-webb.libguides.com/support.php
TGIF
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Application Administrator
Wake Forest University
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Funny. Thanks.
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[mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Boyd, Rebecca
Sent: Friday, September 19, 2014 7:01 AM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: OT: Friday Humor
**
Under the category of Why didn't I think of that
http://gardner
LOL!
Took me a moment to figure out what you were looking at. Love a sense
of humor!
Warren
On Fri, Sep 19, 2014 at 10:00 AM, Boyd, Rebecca boy...@wfu.edu wrote:
**
Under the category of Why didn't I think of that
http://gardner-webb.libguides.com/support.php
TGIF
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(ARSList)
[mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Warren R. Baltimore II
Sent: Friday, September 19, 2014 9:06 AM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Re: OT: Friday Humor
**
LOL!
Took me a moment to figure out what you were looking at. Love a sense of
humor!
Warren
On Fri, Sep 19, 2014 at 10:00
Loved the 'conference'!
Joe
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[mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Jason Miller
Sent: Friday, April 11, 2014 1:09 PM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Re: OT: Friday Humor
**
I love this one. Like many of you I have
I think we've all been in this meeting...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKorP55Aqvg
(it is safe for work)
Cheers,
Thad
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I received that in my email this morning from linked in perhaps.
VERY FUNNY!
On Fri, Apr 11, 2014 at 11:43 AM, Thad Esser thad.es...@gmail.com wrote:
**
I think we've all been in this meeting...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKorP55Aqvg
(it is safe for work)
Cheers,
Thad
: Friday, April 11, 2014 9:05 AM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Re: OT: Friday Humor
**
I received that in my email this morning from linked in perhaps.
VERY FUNNY!
On Fri, Apr 11, 2014 at 11:43 AM, Thad Esser thad.es...@gmail.com
wrote:
**
I think we've all been in this meeting
503-415-5149
503-415-5149*
*From:* Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:
arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] *On Behalf Of *Warren R. Baltimore II
*Sent:* Friday, April 11, 2014 9:05 AM
*To:* arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
*Subject:* Re: OT: Friday Humor
**
I received that in my email
I love this one. Like many of you I have been the expert a number of
times. On one occasion I was kicked by the Project Manager when started
questioning the feasibility of what the customer wanted. That PM may or
may not be a member of this community :)
Jason
On Fri, Apr 11, 2014 at 8:43 AM,
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Re: [arslist] OT: Friday Humor
**
I love this one. Like many of you I have been the expert a number of times.
On one occasion I was kicked by the Project Manager when started questioning
the feasibility of what the customer wanted. That PM may or may not be a
member
the drones that followed their great wisdom.
*From:* Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:
arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] *On Behalf Of *Jason Miller
*Sent:* Friday, April 11, 2014 1:09 PM
*To:* arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
*Subject:* Re: [arslist] OT: Friday Humor
**
I love this one
I found error on our Help Desk 6 / AR 7.6.04 system today...
Thu Sep 19 13:51:26 2013 /rappreq -f -s HPD:HelpDesk -v
Modify_entry -q '26127' = \HD03588253\ -p 24008 The
assignee group for the original case has been changed to
TELECOMMUNICATIONS.
Will that thing ever go away?
@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Jason Miller
Sent: Thursday, September 19, 2013 7:39 PM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Almost Friday humor
**
I found error on our Help Desk 6 / AR 7.6.04 system today...
Thu Sep 19 13:51:26 2013 /rappreq -f -s HPD:HelpDesk -v
Modify_entry -q '26127
System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:
arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] *On Behalf Of *Jason Miller
*Sent:* Thursday, September 19, 2013 7:39 PM
*To:* arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
*Subject:* Almost Friday humor
** **
**
I found error on our Help Desk 6 / AR 7.6.04 system today...
** **
Thu Sep
Chop off his fingers?
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[mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Joe D'Souza
Sent: Friday, September 06, 2013 3:06 PM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Re: Friday Humor: Prevent MT Login
Oh ya that would work too.. I
: Friday Humor: Prevent MT Login
Hmm non workflow. Uninstall IE/Firefox/Chrome/Opera etc.
That'll do it!
Sent from my iPhone
On Sep 6, 2013, at 3:59 PM, SUBSCRIBE arslist Aditya Sharma
heloits...@gmail.com wrote:
Hi Listers,
I have a requirement to prevent a particular user to be able login
Hmm non workflow. Uninstall IE/Firefox/Chrome/Opera etc.
That'll do it!
Sent from my iPhone
On Sep 6, 2013, at 3:59 PM, SUBSCRIBE arslist Aditya Sharma
heloits...@gmail.com wrote:
Hi Listers,
I have a requirement to prevent a particular user to be able login through
mid tier but same user
, 2013 4:04 PM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Friday Humor: Prevent MT Login
Hmm non workflow. Uninstall IE/Firefox/Chrome/Opera etc.
That'll do it!
Sent from my iPhone
On Sep 6, 2013, at 3:59 PM, SUBSCRIBE arslist Aditya Sharma
heloits...@gmail.com wrote:
Hi Listers,
I have a requirement
@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Joe D'Souza
Sent: Friday, September 06, 2013 3:06 PM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Re: Friday Humor: Prevent MT Login
Oh ya that would work too.. I was thinking of slightly violent alternatvies
:)
Joe
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From: Action Request System discussion
With Labor Day around the corner I thought this would be a suitable joke to
kick off this weekend.. Happy Labor Day weekend to you all..
A certain factory had a HR policy, of hiring only married men.
Concerned and upset about this, the leader of a local Woman's Liberation
Front, called
on YouTube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXGhPmby0rY
See you all at WWRUG13! (Psst. I hear the price is the lowest it will be
till Monday...)
From: Joe D'Souza jdso...@shyle.net
Sent: Friday, August 30, 2013 4:38 PM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Friday
...)
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*From*: Joe D'Souza jdso...@shyle.net
*Sent*: Friday, August 30, 2013 4:38 PM
*To*: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
*Subject*: Friday Humor: Hiring only married men
**
With Labor Day around the corner I thought this would be a suitable joke
to kick off this weekend.. Happy Labor Day weekend to you all
@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Addtional Friday Humor - Consultants
** So...I can't take credit for this (thanks to ARnold Noche for the URL),
and it has some offensive language in it. But if you ever:
1) Wanted to be a consultant
2) Have been a consultant
3) Have hired a consultant
4) Have fired a consultant
5
In looking at my ar.cfg file, I came across a line for the Atrium Integrator:
AINT-Enabled: T
If it ain't enabled, then why have a line in the config file?
Thanks,
Shawn Pierson
Remedy Developer | Energy Transfer
Private and confidential as detailed here:
This is too funny!!
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[mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Pierson, Shawn
Sent: Friday, August 23, 2013 10:00 AM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Friday Humor, Remedy Related
**
In looking at my ar.cfg file, I came across a line
, August 23, 2013 10:00 AM
*To:* arslist@ARSLIST.ORG javascript:_e({}, 'cvml',
'arslist@ARSLIST.ORG');
*Subject:* Friday Humor, Remedy Related
** **
**
In looking at my ar.cfg file, I came across a line for the Atrium
Integrator:
** **
AINT-Enabled: T
** **
If it ain’t
That's just plain punny!
On Friday, August 23, 2013, Pierson, Shawn shawn.pier...@energytransfer.com
wrote:
**
In looking at my ar.cfg file, I came across a line for the Atrium
Integrator:
AINT-Enabled: T
If it ain’t enabled, then why have a line in the config file?
Thanks,
We gotter make sure we dun skeep 'em reel good.
[image: Inline image 1]
(In case the image doesn't come through, there's a filter in SRM 8.1 named
SRD:SRD:SkeepStatusRules_110)
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[mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Thad Esser
Sent: Friday, June 07, 2013 10:13 AM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: OT (Friday humor): Sometimes the humor is right in front of us.
**
We gotter
discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:
arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] *On Behalf Of *Thad Esser
*Sent:* Friday, June 07, 2013 10:13 AM
*To:* arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
*Subject:* OT (Friday humor): Sometimes the humor is right in front of us.
**
We gotter make sure we dun skeep 'em reel good.
[image: Inline
Of Thad Esser
Sent: Friday, June 07, 2013 10:13 AM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: OT (Friday humor): Sometimes the humor is right in front of us.
**
We gotter make sure we dun skeep 'em reel good.
[Inline image 1]
(In case the image doesn't come through, there's a filter in SRM 8.1 named
will learn a very painful lesson.
Now for some Friday humor:
Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from
savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard.
OR
“There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your
flight
You need to review the SLM:Measurement form to determine if you can modify the
entry.
-Original Message-
From: Howard Richter hbr4...@gmail.com
To: arslist arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Sent: Fri, May 24, 2013 10:28 am
Subject: Incident SLA 7.6.4 question and some Friday humor
**
Happy Friday
and some Friday humor
**
Happy Friday all,
I have a user that forgot to put an incident in pending and therefore the SLA
was missed (and this poor guy is in deep doo-doo and I want to see if I can
help him out.)
So any OOB way (through a back end form) that I could reset the SLA on that
incident
)
[mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Howard Richter
Sent: 24 May 2013 15:29
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Incident SLA 7.6.4 question and some Friday humor
**
Happy Friday all,
I have a user that forgot to put an incident in pending and therefore the SLA
was missed
Since it is Friday and it has been one of those weeks I feel compelled to put
what an (older) friend sent to me here. I do live in Austin, TX, after all
(where plastic bags are now banned, and you get charged for paper bags - Except
at Target, apparentyl)
.
Checking out at the store,
)
[mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of bullcreek.com
Sent: Friday, May 24, 2013 8:41 PM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: OT: Friday Humor - The Green Thing (Eco Friendly Iniative)
Since it is Friday and it has been one of those weeks I feel compelled to
put what an (older) friend sent to me here
As a tree hugger, I just have to say AMEN
On May 24, 2013 6:41 PM, bullcreek.com bauti...@bullcreek.com wrote:
Since it is Friday and it has been one of those weeks I feel compelled
to put what an (older) friend sent to me here. I do live in Austin, TX,
after all (where plastic bags
Ok, so this could be modified to incorporate any number of discovery tools,
database of your choice, PC vendor you like (or dislike), etc. But you may
find it funny and can perform your own variable substitution.
A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture
in
Terrific. Thanks.
From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList)
[mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Phil Bautista
Sent: Friday, March 01, 2013 7:50 AM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: OT: Friday Humor
**
Ok, so this could be modified to incorporate any number of discovery
I was talking this morning with someone at my health club about Maxine
Waters' statement yesterday that we would lose 170 million jobs - which is
more than we actually have - and how anyone so stupid could get themselves
elected to Congress. And the other one who thought that an island (Guam)
Good 2 see since joke on friday..just to refresh eachones mind from the
mamoth task...keping smiling. Have a nice day ahead folks
In a shop a man asked for 1/2 kg of butter.
The salesperson, a young boy, said that only 1kg packs were available in
the shop,
but the man insisted on buying only
Both funny jokes :-)
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[mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Rajesh Nair
Sent: Friday, March 01, 2013 2:55 PM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Re: OT: Friday Humor
**
Good 2 see since joke on friday..just to refresh
What is Effective Communication ??
Jack and Max are walking from religious service. Jack wonders whether it
would
be all right to smoke while praying.
Max replies, Why don't you ask the Priest?
So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks, Priest,may I smoke while I pray?
But the Priest says,
No, my
5 Deadly terms used by a woman
1) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is
right and you need to shut-up.
2) NOTHING: Means something you need to be worried.
3) GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission. DO NOT DO IT!
4) WHATEVER: A women's way of saying 'screw
And they say we men don't understand women. :-) Sure we do!!
-Original Message-
From: pritch
Sent: Friday, June 22, 2012 11:22 AM Newsgroups:
public.remedy.arsystem.general
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Friday Humor
5 Deadly terms used by a woman
1) FINE: This is the word
)
[mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of pritch
Sent: Friday, June 22, 2012 8:22 AM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Friday Humor
5 Deadly terms used by a woman
1) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is
right and you need to shut-up.
2) NOTHING: Means something
How about: Honey, does this dress/skirt make my rear end look fat\heavy\big?
-Original Message-
From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList)
[mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of pritch
Sent: Friday, June 22, 2012 11:22 AM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Friday Humor
5
Are you nuts?
-Original Message-
From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList)
[mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of richard@bwc.state.oh.us
Sent: Friday, June 22, 2012 8:39 AM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Re: Friday Humor
How about: Honey, does this dress/skirt make
] On Behalf Of richard@bwc.state.oh.us
Sent: Friday, June 22, 2012 8:39 AM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Re: Friday Humor
How about: Honey, does this dress/skirt make my rear end look
fat\heavy\big?
-Original Message-
From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList)
[mailto:arslist
, 2012 2:43 PM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Re: Friday Humor - RESOLVED
Q. Honey, does this dress/skirt make my rear end look fat\heavy\big?
A. No garment could ever create THAT illusion, dear.
;-
Joel
Joel Senderjdsen...@earthlink.net310.829.5552
-Original Message-
From: Action
Ha ha! I like those!!! :)
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From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList)
[mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Barber, Sue
Sent: Friday, June 22, 2012 2:50 PM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Re: Friday Humor - REOPEN
I can't stand by and not reply
Greetings.
Was going through some of the SMS's i recieved today and thought of sharing
this with you.
Damm i am afraid to use the word FRIDAY again.. hope it does not offend
any one.
Interviewer: Do you think you can handle a variety of work?
Candidate: Yes I think so, I have worked in 10
It was a beautiful day on the back nine when Rich McConsultant dropped dead on
the golf course. He awoke before the classic pearly gates looking up at St.
Peter. Having paid for the best doctors and thinking he took reasonably good
care of himself, Rich inquired about his sudden demise.
St.
Please respond to
arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
To
arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
cc
Subject
Friday humor - following the theme. . .
**
It was a beautiful day on the back nine when Rich McConsultant dropped
dead on the golf course. He awoke before the classic pearly gates looking
up at St. Peter. Having paid
This has to be one of the funniest videos I have seen in a long time
http://app.cooleremail.com/c.pl?46a31b4a5a9778ad41702904e8ac6702abd8c7287612b8a0
Christopher Pruitt
Business Consulting III
HP Enterprises Services
christopher.pru...@hp.com
www.hp.comhttp://www.hp.com/
100% agree.
For those particularly frustrating days, I've got a link to that video on
my Remedy Home Page in our Dev environment. Not sure I could get away with
it in Prod. :-)
My 8 year old daughter and I do this thing where we mimc that video with
whatever topic comes to mind. My wife isn't
Texting for Seniors
I thought the following listing was appropriate ... after all the kids have all
their little codes...like BFF, LOL, etc. So here are some codes for seniors:
* ATD - At the Doctor's
* BFF - Best Friends Funeral
* BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
* BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
* CBM -
Funny observation:
Best of Suite = BS
OK - now I am turning off my computer!!!
-John
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Feb. 29th - Mar. 2nd 2012 in Denver CO
For more information click here - KEG
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Building a Better Service
Pat,
You didn't know you would be starting the Friday Humor thread!
From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList)
[mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Meyer, Jennifer L
Sent: Friday, August 12, 2011 9:34 AM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Re: ARS
ROFL CMB
Rolling on the floor laughing. Counting my blessings...
On Fri, Aug 12, 2011 at 10:38 AM, Sanford, Claire
claire.sanf...@memorialhermann.org wrote:
** **
Pat,
You didn't know you would be starting the Friday Humor thread!
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At JSS, we're firmly of the view that successful products need to be
easy to install and administer. We're wondering when BMC will catch up
with us, and others, who've identified this absolute requirement.
Let's be honest: Products that takes hours or days to install do not
install anyone with
it appears they do not allow installation out of a single stream of coding..
I would think you would run multiple threads to install simultaneously
I mean I have 64 CPU's and 16 - 32 GIG or ram, I think it has enough
power..
Just saying..
Why 12 - 24 hours of installation? I mean ..
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but 6 in your lap is priceless!
Turns out the chickens were out of food when I got home last night.
Jennifer Meyer
E-mail correspondence to and from this address may be subject to the North
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[mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Stanley Feinstein
Sent: Friday, July 29, 2011 16:52
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Re: Friday Humor - 2
Hi Phil,
I guess there's an exception to every rule. I sat with a Congresswoman
from
a district in Missouri once who was nice, but she thought that for most
Yup. Isn't that the point for the rest of us?
-Original Message-
From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList)
[mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Luttmann, Michael W Mr CTR DISA
CD553
Sent: Monday, August 01, 2011 9:03 AM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Re: Friday Humor
All:
I received an email this week requesting a report of all upcoming scheduled and
unscheduled maintenance.
:)
--Phil
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[mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Murnane, Phil
Sent: Friday, July 29, 2011 2:17 PM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Friday
A U.S. Congressman was seated next to a Remedy Consultant on an airplane so
he turned to him and said, Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you
strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.
Obviously annoyed, the Remedy Consultant, who had just started to read his
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That's a good one, Phil. Although I do know poop, I won't go on about it on
this thread.
Jennifer Meyer
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[mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Phil Bautista
Sent: Friday, July 29, 2011 4:52 PM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Friday
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Friday Humor - 2
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A U.S. Congressman was seated next to a Remedy Consultant on an airplane so
he turned to him and said, Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you
strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.
Obviously annoyed, the Remedy Consultant, who
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From: Stanley Feinstein st...@projectremedies.com
Date: Fri, 29 Jul 2011 17:02:25 -0400
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Re: Friday Humor - 2
Hi Phil,
Someone once told me that if you sit next to any
Subject: Re: Friday Humor - 2
Hi Stan,
I can believe that. The exception to the rule would be the owner of the
property next to me, the Hon. Lloyd Doggett who along with his wife, Libby,
sent me (unsolicited) a flag flown over our Nation's Capitol building (with
certificate) on the event of each
)
[mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Tommy Morris
Sent: Monday, May 23, 2011 1:31 AM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Re: Friday humor
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Dang it! Now I have to stop playing WoW and get some sleep for work tomorrow. I
was holding out for the rapture just in case he missed a leap year in his
@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Tommy Morris
Sent: Monday, May 23, 2011 1:31 AM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Re: Friday humor
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Dang it! Now I have to stop playing WoW and get some sleep for work
tomorrow. I was holding out for the rapture just in case he missed a leap
year in his calculation
!
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on behalf of arslist [arsl...@danielbloom.ca]
Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 8:11 PM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Re: Friday humor
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Sigh. If the world weren’t about to end in a rapture I would have
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Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 8:11 PM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Re: Friday humor
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Sigh. If the world weren’t about to end in a rapture I would have to
present this at WWRUG as the longest thread of the year.
Up until now I was hoping it wasn’t true.
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unfortunately for him.. he is going to meet his maker soon enough..
When you are suppose to help represent a citizen of heaven and lead those
astray.. you being a Teacher..
and yet you do not obey or heed the scriptures..
Judgement seat is for rewards .. yes.. but also punishment, sins of omission
, 2011 9:20 AM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Re: Friday humor
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And another person has been shown to be less wise than he thought he
was. May we be wiser in the days to come.
Rick
On May 22, 2011 7:17 AM, pritch pri...@ptd.net wrote:
Guess we're all still here.
On Sat, 21 May 2011 16
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Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 8:11 PM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Re: Friday humor
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Sigh. If the world weren’t about to end in a rapture I would have to present
this at WWRUG as the longest thread of the year.
Up until now I was hoping it wasn’t true.
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FYI: The world ends tomorrow. So if I'm not in the office on Monday, you'll
know why.
Jennifer Meyer
Remedy Technical Support Specialist
State of North Carolina
Office of Information Technology Services
Service Delivery Division ITSM ITAM Services
Office: 919-754-6543
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[mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Meyer, Jennifer L
Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 11:30 AM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Friday humor
FYI: The world ends tomorrow. So if I'm not in the office on Monday, you'll
know why.
Jennifer Meyer
Remedy Technical Support
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