Re: APPLE Product Announcement

2008-01-15 Thread Robert Munn
I'm waiting for the iTit Touch to come out... :-P On Jan 15, 2008 8:05 AM, Erika L. Walker wrote: > APPLE announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can > store > and play music.The iTit will cost $499 or $599, depending on cup size. > > This has been hailed as a major breakthrou

Re: Great Op-Ed By Buchanan

2008-01-15 Thread Robert Munn
I was thinking exactly of the Trump axiom, I love that line. Our situation is totally different from that of LTCM. They were an individual company, not a sovereign government. I don't care what happens to Citi, for example, so much as I care that the banking industry as a whole stays solvent. Forei

Re: Yup, Tom Cruise Is Insane

2008-01-15 Thread Gruss Gott
> Jerry wrote: > It looks like you can talk these girls into almost anything. > LOL! "No really, this is how you get your FSM to SP. Trust me. I can't be a spectator. I'm either in or out." ~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8

Re: Yup, Tom Cruise Is Insane

2008-01-15 Thread Jerry Johnson
No, it makes _me_ hopeful. It looks like you can talk these girls into almost anything. On Jan 15, 2008 10:26 PM, Jim Davis <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > You know Scientology can have all the Tom Cruises they want but what pisses > me off is they keep grabbing the hot chicks! Jenna Elfman, Leah R

Re: BeSavvy Question

2008-01-15 Thread Crow T. Robot
I happen to know someone at BeSavvy, but not the product (anymore), so I can't really speak on the list itself. I'll forward him this message (he is also active on the cf-talk list). On Jan 15, 2008 8:39 PM, C. Hatton Humphrey <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > I tried sending a question to the BeSavv

RE: Yup, Tom Cruise Is Insane

2008-01-15 Thread Jim Davis
> -Original Message- > From: Gruss Gott [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Sent: Tuesday, January 15, 2008 6:50 PM > To: CF-Community > Subject: Yup, Tom Cruise Is Insane > > http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4249u_tomcruise_animals > > Holy CRAP, that dude is fecking nuts. Watch th

BeSavvy Question

2008-01-15 Thread C. Hatton Humphrey
I tried sending a question to the BeSavvy email list and never got a reply; does anyone know if it's in use at all? Hatton ~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most important and dramatic release to date Get the Free Trial

Re: Yup, Tom Cruise Is Insane

2008-01-15 Thread Gruss Gott
> Weegs wrote: > could he be setting up a great movie character so much that he > is acting this out, so that in a future movie he comes out of this > shell and proves it possible to break out of a cult and be normal? > I dunno about you dudes, but I can't see myself going to another of this guy's

RE: The Sarah Conner Chronicles (spoilers)

2008-01-15 Thread Jim Davis
> -Original Message- > From: Cameron Childress [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Sent: Tuesday, January 15, 2008 7:38 PM > To: CF-Community > Subject: The Sarah Conner Chronicles (spoilers) > > Not sure how many spoilers are really in here... Better safe than > sorry... > > Okay - so I have wat

Re: Yup, Tom Cruise Is Insane

2008-01-15 Thread Tony
could he be setting up a great movie character so much that he is acting this out, so that in a future movie he comes out of this shell and proves it possible to break out of a cult and be normal? tw On Jan 15, 2008 7:59 PM, Cameron Childress <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Yves Arsenault wrote: > >

Re: Great Op-Ed By Buchanan

2008-01-15 Thread Gruss Gott
> RoMunn wrote: > I'm not especially concerned about foreign governments investing money in US > businesses. As the rest of the world became more prosperous, it was bound to > happen. I agree with most of what you said except for this which is the Trump axiom, if you own the bank a million you're

Re: The Sarah Conner Chronicles (spoilers)

2008-01-15 Thread Gruss Gott
> Cam wrote: > Anyone else watching it? > Yeah, as a big fan of the original movie I hesitant to watch. I have to say that it's watchable even though the writing is cheesy and the John Connor kid sucks. Summer Glau (River from Firefly?) is perfectly casted, but, yeah, the fights are bit dull - t

Re: Yup, Tom Cruise Is Insane

2008-01-15 Thread Cameron Childress
Yves Arsenault wrote: > About the vocabulary he was using.. > > He really doesn't say much of anything... I kept thinking of ... " > like.. Oh my gosh!!..." > > He's trying to say something, without saying anything that would give > anything away. > > Elitist kinda sorta thing. > Yes...

Re: Yup, Tom Cruise Is Insane

2008-01-15 Thread Yves Arsenault
About the vocabulary he was using.. He really doesn't say much of anything... I kept thinking of ... " like.. Oh my gosh!!..." He's trying to say something, without saying anything that would give anything away. Elitist kinda sorta thing. "People who know" He needs to help others be

The Sarah Conner Chronicles (spoilers)

2008-01-15 Thread Cameron Childress
Not sure how many spoilers are really in here... Better safe than sorry... Okay - so I have watched one and a half of the two episodes on my TiVo. I was kinda excited about the series and thought the possibilities were pretty open for the timeline between the movies and the eventual SkyNet tak

Re: APPLE Product Announcement

2008-01-15 Thread Dinner
Like twin dirigibles emerging from a hangar... On Jan 15, 2008 10:34 AM, Crow T. Robot <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > My top of the list would be "Mams of Mayhem". Excellent! -- Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. Groucho Marx

Re: Great Op-Ed By Buchanan

2008-01-15 Thread Robert Munn
I don't especially like his xenophobic stance in regard to the rest of the world, but Pat is right on the money with most of this op-ed. The bottom line is that we are going to drown in debt if we don't rein in entitlements. Everyone knows it. Many of the retired people in my neighborhood basically

Re: Yup, Tom Cruise Is Insane

2008-01-15 Thread Cameron Childress
The entire vocabulary he's using is completely foreign to normal human interaction. When you try to apply traditional grammer and definition to the words coming out of his mouth it's pretty obvious he's become brainwashed. Totally. Completely. He's really not on the same plane or reality as

Yup, Tom Cruise Is Insane

2008-01-15 Thread Gruss Gott
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4249u_tomcruise_animals Holy CRAP, that dude is fecking nuts. Watch this until at least half way through - til you get to the insane cackle about "SP". ~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 softwa

Re: joke of the day (jewish spin)

2008-01-15 Thread Cameron Childress
Guy goes to a shrink to discuss some very odd dreams he's been having. He says "Doc, I don't know what's wrong with me, I keep dreaming that I'm a wigwam, then I wake up and finally when I get back to sleep I start dreaming that I am a teepee!" The Doc replies "Unfortunately I see this problem

Re: joke of the day (jewish spin)

2008-01-15 Thread Bruce Sorge
Why did the man throw the clock out of the window? To see time fly Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Horse walks into a bar Bartender says "why the long face?" Why couldn't the pony sing? He was a little hoarse They go on and on. Bruce -- Throttle Jockey - Why go

Re: joke of the day (jewish spin)

2008-01-15 Thread Charlie Griefer
what do you do when your Kotex is on fire? throw it on the ground and tampon it. hello? hello? On Jan 15, 2008 2:51 PM, Cameron Childress <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Yes, I loved that one as a kid. Also: > > How do you catch a unique rabbit? > You 'neak up on him. > > How do you catch a tame ra

Speaking of Cats

2008-01-15 Thread Cameron Childress
Tom was delicious http://haha.nu/misc/tom-was-delicious/ -Cameron ~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most important and dramatic release to date Get the Free Trial http://ad.doubleclick.net/clk;160198600;22374440;w Archi

Re: joke of the day (jewish spin)

2008-01-15 Thread Cameron Childress
Yes, I loved that one as a kid. Also: How do you catch a unique rabbit? You 'neak up on him. How do you catch a tame rabbit? Da 'tame way. -Cameron Jim Davis wrote: > My daughter's (5-years old) current favorite: > > Knock knock? > -Who's there? > Banana > -Banana who? > Knock knock? > -Who's

RE: Lost for centuries, a cache of photos spurs research on Islam's holy text.

2008-01-15 Thread Billy Cox
Ironically, the Reformation resulted largely from Martin Luther calling the Church *back* to the sacred text (sola scriptura). The discovery of the Dead Sea Scrolls was for Christianity more comparable to this situation for Islam. Whether it will register among Muslims and become an occasion for

Re: Does any of you happen to know someone work at google?

2008-01-15 Thread Vivec
o_O On Jan 15, 2008 5:51 PM, Don L <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > I still can't access my gmail account (its email support hasn't been able to > help neither). Probably some sort of personal connection would 'unlock' the > door again. Thks. > > In return I have a gift for them(google), that is, e

Does any of you happen to know someone work at google?

2008-01-15 Thread Don L
I still can't access my gmail account (its email support hasn't been able to help neither). Probably some sort of personal connection would 'unlock' the door again. Thks. In return I have a gift for them(google), that is, embed support phone number as a last resort and make the phone number dy

Re: joke of the day (jewish spin)

2008-01-15 Thread Jim Davis
My daughter's (5-years old) current favorite: Knock knock? -Who's there? Banana -Banana who? Knock knock? -Who's there? Banana -Banana who? Knock knock? -Who's there? Banana -Banana who? Knock knock? -Who's there? Orange -Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say "banana" again? Jim Davis ~~

Re: Lost for centuries, a cache of photos spurs research on Islam's holy text.

2008-01-15 Thread Jerry Barnes
"Didn't Christianity go through something similar just before the Reformation and the rise of protestantism?" I am sure that some in power didn't want the status quo changed. I just read somewhere recently (it escapes me now though) about a Catholic response to the rigor that German historians br

RE: I declare today to be "Post Your Pet" day

2008-01-15 Thread Paul Vernon
Here's our hound... This is what Taz looks like from Space (On Google Maps!!!) http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&time=&date=&ttype=&q=52.543852,+-1.383560&ie=UTF8&ll=52.543852,-1.38356&spn=0.000419,0.00147&t=h&z=20&iwloc=addr&om=1 http://tinyurl.com/2a2867 He's the black blob

Re: joke of the day (jewish spin)

2008-01-15 Thread Jim Davis
My kids love this chain: Knock knock? -Who's there? Ester -Ester who? Ester Bunny. Knock knock? -Who's there? Anna -Anna who? Anna-other Ester Bunny. Knock knock? -Who's there? Car -Car who? Cargo beep-beep, run over the Ester Bunnies. Knock knock? -Who's there? Boo -Boo who? Don't cry! The

Re: joke of the day (jewish spin)

2008-01-15 Thread Ian Skinner
Greg Morphis wrote: > What's the difference between meat and fish? > If you beat your fish, it'll die. My favorite IT flavored version. What is the difference between computers and people? With computers, the software goes into the hardware. ~~

Re: joke of the day (jewish spin)

2008-01-15 Thread Charlie Griefer
what's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? anyone can roast beef. On Jan 15, 2008 12:01 PM, Greg Morphis <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > What's the difference between meat and fish? > If you beat your fish, it'll die. > > > On Jan 15, 2008 1:56 PM, Cameron Childress <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> w

Re: joke of the day (jewish spin)

2008-01-15 Thread Greg Morphis
What's the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it'll die. On Jan 15, 2008 1:56 PM, Cameron Childress <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Nice - I knew the interrupting cow joke was a winner when I told a > friend's kid the joke and then about a year later the kid (forgetting I > was

Re: joke of the day (jewish spin)

2008-01-15 Thread Cameron Childress
Nice - I knew the interrupting cow joke was a winner when I told a friend's kid the joke and then about a year later the kid (forgetting I was the one who taught it to him) told me the joke back when I saw him again. -Cameron Jim Campbell wrote: > My kids have a variant on that joke: > > Knoc

Re: joke of the day (jewish spin)

2008-01-15 Thread Deanna Schneider
My son does this one with his own variation: Him: Knock Knock You: Who's There? Him: Impatient Cow Him: Moo! On Jan 15, 2008 12:37 PM, Cameron Childress wrote: > Me: Knock Knock. > You: Who's There? > Me: Interrupting Cow. > You: Interrupting C > Me: (interrupting your answer) MOO

Great Op-Ed By Buchanan

2008-01-15 Thread Gruss Gott
Subprime Nation Posted: January 14, 2008 Since it began to give credit ratings to nations in 1917, Moody's has rated the United States triple-A. U.S. Treasury bonds have been seen as the most secure investment on earth. When crises erupt, nervous money seeks out the world's great safe harbor, the

Re: Lost for centuries, a cache of photos spurs research on Islam's holy text.

2008-01-15 Thread G Money
It's been a LNG time since my last church history classbut I thought the Reformation and resulting schism that gave rise to the Protestant line of Christianity, was more in response to disputes over the papacy and the granting of indulgences, among other things.? If there was scholarly

Re: joke of the day (jewish spin)

2008-01-15 Thread Ben Doom
Knock knock? (Who's there?) Dog (Dog who?) Woof. Knock knock? (Who's there?) Cat (Cat who?) Meow Knock knock? (Who's there?) Schizophrenic Cow (Schizophrenic Cow who?) Quack. --BenD Cameron Childress wrote: > Me: Knock Knock. > You: Who's There? > Me: Interrupting Cow. > You: Interrupting C

Re: Prayers answered? HD Satellite on PC

2008-01-15 Thread Robert Munn
Nice! Looks like they have addressed the content issue by making a black box device, maybe with some form of hardware encryption included. It says it requires Vista, maybe for the DRM features. It will not be hackproof (duh), but it will probably make it hard enough to hack that most people will no

RE: Lost for centuries, a cache of photos spurs research on Islam's holy text.

2008-01-15 Thread Billy Cox
Scholarly criticism is small potatoes compared with the power of editorial cartoons. -Original Message- From: Vivec [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Tuesday, January 15, 2008 11:36 AM To: CF-Community Subject: Lost for centuries, a cache of photos spurs research on Islam's holy text. Ap

Re: Date tag ...

2008-01-15 Thread Erika L. Walker
It's a CF thing. I have an old CF_Date.cfm tag I've used for years. Thought since years is about 6 years ago, there might be a new one up and about. It would be "cool" if it had integrated JS, but otherwise, just looking for an easy way out of handling something I hate. Date drop downs. The link

Re: Date tag ...

2008-01-15 Thread Larry Lyons
>Would love a recommendation for a good CF date tag ... running CFMX 7, >would love it if it had the neat little Javascript popup too ... :D > >Thankies, >E Selene Bainum has a pretty nice little popup calendar: http://www.webtricks.com/sourcecode/code.cfm?CodeID=5 hth, larry ~

Re: Lost for centuries, a cache of photos spurs research on Islam's holy text.

2008-01-15 Thread Larry Lyons
>Sounds like an interesting study. > >I don't see it going to far though. Intimidation will probably bring it to >a close. Didn't Christianity go through something similar just before the Reformation and the rise of protestantism? ~~~

Re: Lost for centuries, a cache of photos spurs research on Islam's holy text.

2008-01-15 Thread Jerry Barnes
Sounds like an interesting study. I don't see it going to far though. Intimidation will probably bring it to a close. ~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most important and dramatic release to date Get the Free Trial htt

Re: Date tag ...

2008-01-15 Thread Charlie Griefer
i would have assumed that, 'cept that there doesn't seem like it's really a "CF" thing :) i've used this one in the past with great success: http://www.dynarch.com/projects/calendar/ it works a treat, and got me chicks by the truckload. not so much the second part. but it does work quite well

Re: Superbowl Thread

2008-01-15 Thread Gruss Gott
> gMoney wrote: > Tricky thing is, a system like that requires a different kind of lineman, You see? Those kind of lines generate all kinds of sporty discussion! ~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most important and drama

Re: Date tag ...

2008-01-15 Thread Erika L. Walker
displays a date field? sorry, assumed ya'll would assume that. On 1/15/08, Charlie Griefer <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > ermmm a good cf date tag that does... ? :) > > On Jan 15, 2008 10:30 AM, Erika L. Walker <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > Would love a recommendation for a good CF date tag .

Re: joke of the day (jewish spin)

2008-01-15 Thread Jim Campbell
My kids have a variant on that joke: Knock Knock Who's there Interrupting Dalek Interrupt... EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE This joke works with all sorts of variants, too. Interrupting opera singer, Interrupting Booger From Revenge of the Nerds, Interrupting Howler Monkey, Interrupting Guitar Feedback

Re: Date tag ...

2008-01-15 Thread Charlie Griefer
ermmm a good cf date tag that does... ? :) On Jan 15, 2008 10:30 AM, Erika L. Walker <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Would love a recommendation for a good CF date tag ... running CFMX 7, > would love it if it had the neat little Javascript popup too ... :D > > Thankies, > E > > >

Re: joke of the day (jewish spin)

2008-01-15 Thread Cameron Childress
Me: Knock Knock. You: Who's There? Me: Interrupting Cow. You: Interrupting C Me: (interrupting your answer) MOO -Cameron [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: > How to catch a polar bear. > > Carefully go out on the ice and cut a large hole, Surround the hole with > frozen peas. Hide and wait qui

Date tag ...

2008-01-15 Thread Erika L. Walker
Would love a recommendation for a good CF date tag ... running CFMX 7, would love it if it had the neat little Javascript popup too ... :D Thankies, E ~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most important and dramatic releas

Re: joke of the day (jewish spin)

2008-01-15 Thread Jerry Johnson
and... Guy walks into a bar with a duck on his head. The bartender looks up and says "Where did you get that dumb ape?" Guy says, "This isn't an ape, it's a duck". Bartender says "I was TALKING to the duck". A guy walks into a bar with a duck on his head. The bartenders says "Can I help you?" and

Re: joke of the day (jewish spin)

2008-01-15 Thread Erika L. Walker
This is one of my favorite jokes! Makes me giggle every time. On 1/15/08, [EMAIL PROTECTED] <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > How to catch a polar bear. > > Carefully go out on the ice and cut a large hole, Surround the hole with > frozen peas. Hide and wait quietly. When the Bear comes to take a Pe

RE: joke of the day (jewish spin)

2008-01-15 Thread Adam Churvis
> "A man walks into a bar with a duck on his head..." Sorry, I screwed that up... A *RABBI* walks into a bar with a duck on his head. The bartender asks, "Hey, where'd you get that?" And the duck says, "Brooklyn -- there's LOTS of 'em!" Okay, so Shecky Greene I'm not. Respectfully, Adam Phil

Prayers answered? HD Satellite on PC

2008-01-15 Thread Rick Root
Apparently, DirecTV has leaked a new product they'll hopefully be releasing soon called the HDPC-20 this is where the information first appeared: http://www.dbstalk.com/showthread.php?p=1375844 Note the two attached images in the first message showing the product brochure. apparently, it's a

RE: joke of the day (jewish spin)

2008-01-15 Thread cfhelp
How to catch a polar bear. Carefully go out on the ice and cut a large hole, Surround the hole with frozen peas. Hide and wait quietly. When the Bear comes to take a Pea kick him in the Ice Hole. Rick -Original Message- From: Adam Churvis [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: January 15, 200

RE: joke of the day (jewish spin)

2008-01-15 Thread Adam Churvis
> "A man walks into a bar with a duck on his head..." is an opening used > for about 20 jokes I know of. As in: A man walks into a bar with a duck on his head. The bartender asks, "Hey, where'd you get that?" And the duck says, "Brooklyn -- there's LOTS of 'em!" Respectfully, Adam Phillip Chu

Re: too much holiday food? the biggest (CF) loser

2008-01-15 Thread Gruss Gott
> tBone wrote: > Thats what it takes man, it's a full time job for guys like us. > > In order for me to add any mass at all I have to constantly work at it. > > I've put on like 30 pounds in the last two years, but it's taken for ever. You can podcast The FitCast too - great info for muscle buildi

Re: joke of the day (jewish spin)

2008-01-15 Thread Loathe
holy blast from the past batman - Original Message - From: "Shawna Hampton" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "CF-Community" Sent: Tuesday, January 15, 2008 12:33 PM Subject: RE: joke of the day (jewish spin) > Okay, here's one courtesy of my 4-year-old nephew (keep in mind: HE'S > 4!!!) >

Re: APPLE Product Announcement

2008-01-15 Thread Jerry Johnson
I think "gosh damn" tops those. (After that police shooting video of yesterday, I think "gosh damn" is the best expletive ever!) On Jan 15, 2008 12:34 PM, Crow T. Robot <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > My top of the list would be "Mams of Mayhem". ~~~

Lost for centuries, a cache of photos spurs research on Islam's holy text.

2008-01-15 Thread Vivec
Apparently the recovered photos of early copies of the Quran seem to suggest that the book has a history, revisions, and overlap between Christian and Jewish religious texts. The Quran is seen to be as immutable to Muslims as Jesus Christ is to Christians, and any evidence that the Quran had man-ma

Re: APPLE Product Announcement

2008-01-15 Thread G Money
mosquito bites raisins mole hills oranges mountains gazungas I feel so childish.. On Jan 15, 2008 11:31 AM, Tony <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > speaking of tits and boobs... whats your scale? > > where are they? > tits > boobs > hooters > knockers > johnsons > nortons > > from smallest to larg

Re: APPLE Product Announcement

2008-01-15 Thread Crow T. Robot
My top of the list would be "Mams of Mayhem". On Jan 15, 2008 11:31 AM, Tony <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > speaking of tits and boobs... whats your scale? > > where are they? > tits > boobs > hooters > knockers > johnsons > nortons > > from smallest to largest. > > > > On Jan 15, 2008 12:21 PM, Er

RE: joke of the day (jewish spin)

2008-01-15 Thread Shawna Hampton
Okay, here's one courtesy of my 4-year-old nephew (keep in mind: HE'S 4!!!) Why did the man get stuck on the roof?? Because his ladder was too short Yes, he thought that one up all by himself. Genius! :) -Original Message- From: Erika L. Walker [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent:

Re: I declare today to be "Post Your Pet" day

2008-01-15 Thread Charlie Griefer
for $20k i'd dress up like susanna hoff when i handed over the paperwork. On Jan 15, 2008 5:43 AM, Tony <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > damn, 20k, i might consider for 20k > > tw > > > On Jan 15, 2008 1:32 AM, Sean Corfield <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > Bangle is my wife's surname and she had that l

Re: APPLE Product Announcement

2008-01-15 Thread Tony
speaking of tits and boobs... whats your scale? where are they? tits boobs hooters knockers johnsons nortons from smallest to largest. On Jan 15, 2008 12:21 PM, Erika L. Walker <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > :D > > On 1/15/08, Larry Lyons <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > M$ just announced a compe

Re: joke of the day (jewish spin)

2008-01-15 Thread Erika L. Walker
I finally get it. Good explanation. Yeah, much too simple for an adult. Defnitely great for a kid. A smart kid ... On 1/15/08, Jerry Johnson <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > It is a juvenile joke. It would be great for a 4th grader to have > thought up. Pretty good for a 9th grader. A little simple

Re: joke of the day (jewish spin)

2008-01-15 Thread Jerry Johnson
It is a juvenile joke. It would be great for a 4th grader to have thought up. Pretty good for a 9th grader. A little simple for an adult, but a good twist. If you really don't get it, and are still curious, here are the pieces of that joke. "A man walks into a bar" is a standard joke opening,

Re: too much holiday food? the biggest (CF) loser

2008-01-15 Thread Erika L. Walker
OK. Why do youo want to gain weight? Obviously your body is happy at the weight it is. As long as you are getting all the nutrients you need, which you probably arent, stop worrying about gaining weight. Your heart is ticking along, taking care of supplying all the blood your current body needs. Yo

Re: too much holiday food? the biggest (CF) loser

2008-01-15 Thread Loathe
Thats what it takes man, it's a full time job for guys like us. In order for me to add any mass at all I have to constantly work at it. I've put on like 30 pounds in the last two years, but it's taken for ever. - Original Message - From: "Vivec" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "CF-Community" Se

Re: APPLE Product Announcement

2008-01-15 Thread Erika L. Walker
:D On 1/15/08, Larry Lyons <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: M$ just announced a competing products called zOObs ~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most important and dramatic release to date Get the Free Trial http://ad.doub

Re: joke of the day (jewish spin)

2008-01-15 Thread Tony
i tell them sometimes, but im one of those people who sometimes doesnt get the gist of jokes... part of my mild autism my mother always said... tw On Jan 15, 2008 12:14 PM, G Money <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Wow.have you ever told a joke Weegs? > > A minister, a priest and a rabbi walk

Re: too much holiday food? the biggest (CF) loser

2008-01-15 Thread Vivec
0_0 WTF. Where the hell am I finding the time to do all that!?? On Jan 15, 2008 11:37 AM, Gruss Gott <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > You can follow along with another hardgainer as he's coached by > professionals here: > > http://www.t-nation.com/physClinViewAll.jsp?s=readTopic ~

Re: joke of the day (jewish spin)

2008-01-15 Thread G Money
Wow.have you ever told a joke Weegs? A minister, a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "What is this, some kind of joke?" On Jan 15, 2008 11:06 AM, Tony <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > i still dont get it tho' > > i think its just a dumb joke. > > cause

Re: joke of the day (jewish spin)

2008-01-15 Thread Tony
i still dont get it tho' i think its just a dumb joke. cause what rabbi wears a duck on his head, for the contrary to happen and it be funny? tw On Jan 15, 2008 10:51 AM, Jerry Johnson <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > "It's opposite day" the duck says. > > Don't you remember opposite day from like

Re: APPLE Product Announcement

2008-01-15 Thread Larry Lyons
>APPLE announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store >and play music.The iTit will cost $499 or $599, depending on cup size. > >This has been hailed as a major breakthrough because women are always >complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them. M

Re: APPLE Product Announcement

2008-01-15 Thread Jerry Johnson
Ahh. Just the thought of one on each is ear is happy-making! Thanks. On Jan 15, 2008 11:05 AM, Erika L. Walker <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > APPLE announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store > and play music.The iTit will cost $499 or $599, depending on cup size. > >

RE: APPLE Product Announcement

2008-01-15 Thread Jacob
Just waiting until iBoob... the video version of iTit. :) -Original Message- From: Erika L. Walker [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Tuesday, January 15, 2008 8:06 AM To: CF-Community Subject: APPLE Product Announcement APPLE announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can

Re: APPLE Product Announcement

2008-01-15 Thread William Bowen
:-D > APPLE announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store > and play music.The iTit will cost $499 or $599, depending on cup size. > > This has been hailed as a major breakthrough because women are always > complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening

Re: APPLE Product Announcement

2008-01-15 Thread Bruce Sorge
That is too freaking funny. This is a keeper for sure. Bruce -- Throttle Jockey - Why golf courses should be motocross tracks Erika L. Walker wrote: > APPLE announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store > and play music.The iTit will cost $499 or $599, depending on cup

Re: Superbowl Thread

2008-01-15 Thread G Money
On Jan 15, 2008 9:49 AM, Gruss Gott <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Well, and G's responses give me some sports cred if I need it. For > example I can say things like, "Well, maybe, but the future seems to > be in zone blocking." > > or the past. Shanahan has employed a zone blocking scheme in D

APPLE Product Announcement

2008-01-15 Thread Erika L. Walker
APPLE announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music.The iTit will cost $499 or $599, depending on cup size. This has been hailed as a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them. ~

Re: cool twist on tetris

2008-01-15 Thread Jerry Barnes
Though not as old as the classics mentioned, X-Com is an older game that rocked. It is probably my all-time favorite game. ~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most important and dramatic release to date Get the Free Trial

Re: joke of the day (jewish spin)

2008-01-15 Thread Jerry Johnson
"It's opposite day" the duck says. Don't you remember opposite day from like the 2nd grade? Where everything is contrary? On Jan 15, 2008 10:46 AM, Tony <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > i still dont get it? > > On Jan 15, 2008 10:41 AM, Jerry Johnson <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > Normally, the joke

Re: joke of the day (jewish spin)

2008-01-15 Thread G Money
Probably because it's not very funny On Jan 15, 2008 9:46 AM, Tony <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > i still dont get it? > > On Jan 15, 2008 10:41 AM, Jerry Johnson <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > Normally, the joke is "a man walks into a bar with a duck on his head" > > > > The Jewish spin is the

Re: Superbowl Thread

2008-01-15 Thread Gruss Gott
> TheCrow wrote: > It's like I don't even need to join these conversations, you say what I have > on my mind before I say it. :) > Well, and G's responses give me some sports cred if I need it. For example I can say things like, "Well, maybe, but the future seems to be in zone blocking." ~~

Re: joke of the day (jewish spin)

2008-01-15 Thread Tony
i still dont get it? On Jan 15, 2008 10:41 AM, Jerry Johnson <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Normally, the joke is "a man walks into a bar with a duck on his head" > > The Jewish spin is the Rabbi (who seems to be in a lot of jokes, the funny > guy) > > On Jan 15, 2008 10:38 AM, Tony <[EMAIL PROTECT

Re: joke of the day (jewish spin)

2008-01-15 Thread Jerry Johnson
Normally, the joke is "a man walks into a bar with a duck on his head" The Jewish spin is the Rabbi (who seems to be in a lot of jokes, the funny guy) On Jan 15, 2008 10:38 AM, Tony <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > does anyone get this joke? > i didnt... > > A duck walks into a bar with a rabbi on hi

joke of the day (jewish spin)

2008-01-15 Thread Tony
does anyone get this joke? i didnt... A duck walks into a bar with a rabbi on his head. "What's the deal?" the bartender asks. The duck says, "It's opposite day." tw -- 'Never have anything in your life that you can't walk out on in thirty seconds flat, if you spot the heat coming around the

Re: too much holiday food? the biggest (CF) loser

2008-01-15 Thread Gruss Gott
> Vivec wrote: > He also shot down my suggestion of buying those protein shake things > and power bars... > without actually going to a gym. > A high carb/high fat diet, especially if the fats are trans-fats, will put fat on you but it'll also give you heart disease. Your friend is right, protein

Re: cool twist on tetris

2008-01-15 Thread Ian Skinner
Jerry Johnson wrote: > Ah, softporn. > > Is anyone old enough to remember pirate's cove out of canada? > > or "nibble" (byte editor) > 'nibble' yes, pirate's cove no. Ian ~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most importa

Re: quotes for the weekend

2008-01-15 Thread Gruss Gott
> gMoney wrote: > I'm with you. Question: Can one nation's standing army be used to protect > the citizens of another country, who's own army is not strong enough to do > so? Or can your army ONLY be used to protect you? > This is where there is SO MUCH confusion because what is "defense" and who

Re: cool twist on tetris

2008-01-15 Thread Jerry Johnson
Ah, softporn. Is anyone old enough to remember pirate's cove out of canada? or "nibble" (byte editor) On Jan 15, 2008 9:53 AM, Loathe <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > or the original liesure suit larry? ~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 soft

RE: anyone else in maryland?

2008-01-15 Thread Scott Stewart
Raleigh has a "McCafe" it's embarrassing sas -- Scott Stewart ColdFusion Developer SSTWebworks 4405 Oakshyre Way Raleigh, NC. 27616 (919) 874-6229 (home) (703) 220-2835 (cell) -Original Message- From: Loathe [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Tuesday, January 15, 2008 10:03 AM To:

Re: Superbowl Thread

2008-01-15 Thread Crow T. Robot
It's like I don't even need to join these conversations, you say what I have on my mind before I say it. :) On Jan 15, 2008 9:02 AM, G Money <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > On Jan 15, 2008 8:58 AM, Gruss Gott <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > So it sounds like it'll be a major running game then. If

Re: I declare today to be &quot;Post Your Pet&quot; day

2008-01-15 Thread Larry Lyons
>don't mess with the fu-wu :) >> Those two were our first ferrets, Ryoga and Seattle. That photo caught tem in one of their favourite rioting places, the bathtub. ~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most important and dra

Re: quotes for the weekend

2008-01-15 Thread Larry Lyons
>is there any difference though, in practical terms, between someone lacking >in smarts and someone who refuses to use them? And either way, he is waving >a fascist flag, and insisting that you should call him a fascist so I say >Godwin's does apply :) >From Wikipedia: Former Columbia University P

Re: too much holiday food? the biggest (CF) loser

2008-01-15 Thread Tony
all of us should follow this rule. 1. eat like a king for breakfast 2. a queen for lunch 3. and a prince for dinner instead most of us eat the exact opposite. tw On Jan 15, 2008 10:02 AM, Vivec <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > :( > > I'm no pounds up from the holidays. > Despite my attempts at junk

Re: too much holiday food? the biggest (CF) loser

2008-01-15 Thread Loathe
Yeah man, your like me. In order for me to gain I generally eat 5 or 6 times a day. I run in the morning and lift at night right now. Stack carbs and protein, rice, pasta and lots of lean beef. - Original Message - From: "Vivec" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "CF-Community" Sent: Tuesday, J

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