On Fri, Sep 3, 2010 at 10:55 AM, Scott Stroz wrote:
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> From my experience, by the time most surfers realize they are out of
> their comfort zone when surfing in hurricanes, Noreasters, etc, its
> too late.
I have surfed in double to triple overhead conditions many times. Even
if you surf a spot
On Fri, Sep 3, 2010 at 6:15 PM, Scott Stroz wrote:
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> On Fri, Sep 3, 2010 at 5:43 PM, Sam wrote:
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>> In NY, surfing beaches don't have life guards so they always know they
>> have to fend for themselves.
>
> So, just because its that way in New York means its that way
> everywhere? New Flash:
Unfortunately, one thing that stupid people seem to have mastered is breeding.
On Fri, Sep 3, 2010 at 11:48 AM, Rick Root wrote:>
> You can't fix stupid.
>
> But, you can attempt to eliminate it from the gene pool!
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I hear that...I am 41 and that is going to be part of my not too distant
future.
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Sent: Friday, September 03, 2010 3:15 PM
To: cf-community
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Yes but did eith
ROFL
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From: Jerry Johnson [mailto:jmi...@gmail.com]
Sent: Friday, September 03, 2010 3:03 PM
To: cf-community
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In your vision, Larry, does Rick have the shotgun, by any chance?
On Fri, Sep 3, 2010 at 2:59 P
out a year or so
before she died due to a stroke...that would suck.
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Sent: Friday, September 03, 2010 2:51 PM
To: cf-community
Subject: Re: I call this 'thinning the herd'
I lived with my great grandparents
I am with you on that Jerry...I wish people would realize that the earth
isn't their ashtray.
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Sent: Friday, September 03, 2010 2:20 PM
To: cf-community
Subject: Re: I call this 'thinning the herd'
Thos
Why am I not suprised...
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Sent: Friday, September 03, 2010 1:14 PM
To: cf-community
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Wimp.
I think that's awesome.
Obviously you never surfed during a hurricane.
On F
On Fri, Sep 3, 2010 at 5:43 PM, Sam wrote:
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> In NY, surfing beaches don't have life guards so they always know they
> have to fend for themselves.
So, just because its that way in New York means its that way
everywhere? New Flash: its not.
> During a hurricane they know there's no room for mi
yes that is exactly the case. In an ideal situation, they'd end up
being subjected to what the grandmother experienced.
On Fri, Sep 3, 2010 at 4:11 PM, Scott Stroz wrote:
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> I hope it did not come across that I thought the ferrets were to blame
> at all - the blame falls squarely on the dirtbag
In NY, surfing beaches don't have life guards so they always know they
have to fend for themselves.
During a hurricane they know there's no room for mistake because by
the time your buddy gets to shore and calls it in you're long dead or
missing.
So we don't give a crap about some pansy rescuer g
On Fri, Sep 3, 2010 at 11:56 AM, G Money wrote:
> I want to go one of two ways: Either killed by natures fury, or in a tragic
> blimp accident.
>
I don't see them bringing back the blimp by 2012
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I hope it did not come across that I thought the ferrets were to blame
at all - the blame falls squarely on the dirtbag granddaughter and her
husband.
On Fri, Sep 3, 2010 at 4:03 PM, Larry C. Lyons wrote:
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> I cannot blame the ferrets in this. Any mistreated predator animal
> (dogs, cats, ferre
I cannot blame the ferrets in this. Any mistreated predator animal
(dogs, cats, ferrets, car salesmen) could probably do the same. I've
heard of multiple cases of the same involving dogs and other animals.
On Fri, Sep 3, 2010 at 3:09 PM, Scott Stroz wrote:
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> On Fri, Sep 3, 2010 at 2:56 PM, Jud
by that time he'd be too old and weak to lift the shotgun.
On Fri, Sep 3, 2010 at 3:03 PM, Jerry Johnson wrote:
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> In your vision, Larry, does Rick have the shotgun, by any chance?
>
> On Fri, Sep 3, 2010 at 2:59 PM, Larry C. Lyons wrote:
>
>>
>> MOre like having sex with my 20 year old girlfri
with an oxygen tank.
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Sent: Friday, September 03, 2010 1:53 PM
To: cf-community
Subject: Re: I call this 'thinning the herd'
On Fri, Sep 3, 2010 at 1:50 PM, Judah McAuley
wrote:
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> I lived with my great gran
rible treatment of the elderly, but that takes the
> cake.
>
> -Original Message-
> From: Scott Stroz [mailto:boyz...@gmail.com]
> Sent: Friday, September 03, 2010 2:09 PM
> To: cf-community
> Subject: Re: I call this 'thinning the herd'
>
> On a somewhat r
/me dies a little inside.
I've seen some terrible treatment of the elderly, but that takes the
cake.
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Sent: Friday, September 03, 2010 2:09 PM
To: cf-community
Subject: Re: I call this 'thinning the herd'
On Fri, Sep 3, 2010 at 2:56 PM, Judah McAuley wrote:
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> On Fri, Sep 3, 2010 at 11:54 AM, Larry C. Lyons wrote:
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>> well what do you think I'd be doing at the time.
>
> Does it involve having your corpse eaten by your ferrets? Cause that's
> kind of nasty...
>
On a somewhat related note: I on
In your vision, Larry, does Rick have the shotgun, by any chance?
On Fri, Sep 3, 2010 at 2:59 PM, Larry C. Lyons wrote:
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> MOre like having sex with my 20 year old girlfriend.
>
> On Fri, Sep 3, 2010 at 2:56 PM, Judah McAuley
> wrote:
> >
> > On Fri, Sep 3, 2010 at 11:54 AM, Larry C. Lyons
>
MOre like having sex with my 20 year old girlfriend.
On Fri, Sep 3, 2010 at 2:56 PM, Judah McAuley wrote:
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> On Fri, Sep 3, 2010 at 11:54 AM, Larry C. Lyons wrote:
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>> well what do you think I'd be doing at the time.
>
> Does it involve having your corpse eaten by your ferrets? Cause that's
;s just say that what they had
> past 75 doesn't qualify as living in my book.
>
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> From: Rick Root [mailto:rick.r...@gmail.com]
> Sent: Friday, September 03, 2010 1:41 PM
> To: cf-community
> Subject: Re: I call this 'thinning the herd'
The difference is that yours is presumably a hooker or a girlfriend.
i've got a hot young wife!
On Fri, Sep 3, 2010 at 2:54 PM, Larry C. Lyons wrote:
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> well what do you think I'd be doing at the time.
>
> On Fri, Sep 3, 2010 at 2:40 PM, Rick Root wrote:
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>> I was thinking along these lines
On Fri, Sep 3, 2010 at 11:54 AM, Larry C. Lyons wrote:
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> well what do you think I'd be doing at the time.
Does it involve having your corpse eaten by your ferrets? Cause that's
kind of nasty...
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that would be ideal for those jerks who drive in the HOV lanes when
there's only one person in the car. Now if you could tag the guy and
get a percentage of the traffic ticket.
On Fri, Sep 3, 2010 at 2:08 PM, Jerry Johnson wrote:
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> I think everyone should be required to carry around a paintbal
well what do you think I'd be doing at the time.
On Fri, Sep 3, 2010 at 2:40 PM, Rick Root wrote:
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> I was thinking along these lines except I'd prefer to die of a heart
> attack at the age of 95, the heart attack strikes while I'm having sex
> with my 20-something beauty queen gold-digger trop
On Fri, Sep 3, 2010 at 1:50 PM, Judah McAuley wrote:
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> I lived with my great grandparents and they had fun in their 90s. My
> grandfather is 87, lives alone, drives, works out at the gym 6 days a
> week. He's got a fine life.
>
My grandpa took a sea plane to an isolated fishing cabin every ye
y book.
>
> -Original Message-
> From: Rick Root [mailto:rick.r...@gmail.com]
> Sent: Friday, September 03, 2010 1:41 PM
> To: cf-community
> Subject: Re: I call this 'thinning the herd'
>
>
> I was thinking along these lines except I'd prefer to die of a hea
esn't qualify as living in my book.
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Sent: Friday, September 03, 2010 1:41 PM
To: cf-community
Subject: Re: I call this 'thinning the herd'
I was thinking along these lines except I'd prefer to die of a hear
On Fri, Sep 3, 2010 at 11:45 AM, Scott Stroz wrote:
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> Look at all the fucktards on this pier as waves from Hurricane Earl
> slam into it.
>
> http://bit.ly/dihNsQ
>
> The depths of human stupidity knows no bounds.
You can't fix stupid.
But, you can attempt to eliminate it from the gene pool!
I was thinking along these lines except I'd prefer to die of a heart
attack at the age of 95, the heart attack strikes while I'm having sex
with my 20-something beauty queen gold-digger trophy wife. :)
On Fri, Sep 3, 2010 at 12:25 PM, Larry C. Lyons wrote:
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> Personally I want to die at age 95,
if i had one more shard, and i mean a shim of a shard of "fuck it" in
my body i would
follow them, stop when they stop, and chop their fingers off.
On Fri, Sep 3, 2010 at 2:19 PM, Jerry Johnson wrote:
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> Those would be real bullets.
>
> On Fri, Sep 3, 2010 at 2:15 PM, Ras Tafari wrote:
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>>
Those would be real bullets.
On Fri, Sep 3, 2010 at 2:15 PM, Ras Tafari wrote:
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> what color could we use to shoot the fingers of the smokers who toss
> butts???
>
>
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Nicotine brown.
On Fri, Sep 3, 2010 at 11:15 AM, Ras Tafari wrote:
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> what color could we use to shoot the fingers of the smokers who toss butts???
>
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what color could we use to shoot the fingers of the smokers who toss butts???
On Fri, Sep 3, 2010 at 2:08 PM, Jerry Johnson wrote:
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> I think everyone should be required to carry around a paintball gun.
>
> Any time you see someone driving badly, or acting in such a way to qualify,
> it would b
I think everyone should be required to carry around a paintball gun.
Any time you see someone driving badly, or acting in such a way to qualify,
it would be your duty to shoot them with the paintball gun. Which has
florescent orange paint.
Rescuers need not bother with the brightly painted glowi
Brilliant!!
On Fri, Sep 3, 2010 at 2:03 PM, G Money wrote:
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> On Fri, Sep 3, 2010 at 12:57 PM, Scott Stroz wrote:
>
>>
>> That is a great idea, however, there are 2 problems:
>>
>> 1. You would need to be close enough to be able to read the t-shirt.
>>
>
> OKnew plan: Fucktards wear a brac
On Fri, Sep 3, 2010 at 12:57 PM, Scott Stroz wrote:
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> That is a great idea, however, there are 2 problems:
>
> 1. You would need to be close enough to be able to read the t-shirt.
>
OKnew plan: Fucktards wear a bracelet with a GPS tracking chip in it.
Then you download an Iphone app..."I-
On Fri, Sep 3, 2010 at 1:55 PM, G Money wrote:
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> Just how some people wear DNR bracelets, thrill seekers should be required
> to wear "Fucktard" t-shirtsthen you'd know you don't have to try to
> rescue him.
>
> "HELP! That man is drowniohwait...never mind...he's a fucktard"
That
>From my experience, by the time most surfers realize they are out of
their comfort zone when surfing in hurricanes, Noreasters, etc, its
too late.
That is my main issue, the only way you can know if you are capable of
surfing in a hurricane is to do so. At that point, if you are not
capable of s
On Fri, Sep 3, 2010 at 12:40 PM, Scott Stroz wrote:
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> I am glad I switched careers as well. Now when I have to deal with
> fucktards, I am less likely to be put in a dangerous situation, or get
> vomited on, while doing so.
>
> It does not matter if they expect to be rescued, if they get in
>
i was never out of my comfort zone, if i were, i woulda got out. at
the end, i was, and i got out.
(shortly after a 20 sec tumble in some double-overhead sets!)
rush of a lifetime.
On Fri, Sep 3, 2010 at 1:40 PM, Scott Stroz wrote:
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> I am glad I switched careers as well. Now when I have to dea
I am glad I switched careers as well. Now when I have to deal with
fucktards, I am less likely to be put in a dangerous situation, or get
vomited on, while doing so.
It does not matter if they expect to be rescued, if they get in
trouble, and help is called, an attempt to rescue them has to be ma
Yeah!
You da man!
On Fri, Sep 3, 2010 at 1:25 PM, Ras Tafari wrote:
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> i have.
> "floyd" to be exact.
>
> started on 19th street, i think we ended up at 48th, or vice versa.
>
> yeah. BALLS BITCHES!
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I'm really glad you changed careers.
As for surfers in hurricanes, I don't think any of them expect to be
rescued. It's do or die. No life guards to even call the rescuers.
On Fri, Sep 3, 2010 at 1:24 PM, Scott Stroz wrote:
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> I have not, but I have done CPR on enough surfers who have tried t
i have.
"floyd" to be exact.
started on 19th street, i think we ended up at 48th, or vice versa.
yeah. BALLS BITCHES!
On Fri, Sep 3, 2010 at 1:13 PM, Sam wrote:
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> Wimp.
>
> I think that's awesome.
> Obviously you never surfed during a hurricane.
>
> On Fri, Sep 3, 2010 at 11:45 AM, Scott St
I have not, but I have done CPR on enough surfers who have tried to
know its not something I would recommend.
Personally, I could not care less about the fucktards on that pier or
who go surfing during hurricanes, however, what pisses me off is the
rescue workers who get put in harm's way trying
Wimp.
I think that's awesome.
Obviously you never surfed during a hurricane.
On Fri, Sep 3, 2010 at 11:45 AM, Scott Stroz wrote:
>
> Look at all the fucktards on this pier as waves from Hurricane Earl
> slam into it.
>
> http://bit.ly/dihNsQ
>
> The depths of human stupidity knows no bounds.
>
That would count as "nature's fury".
On Fri, Sep 3, 2010 at 11:25 AM, Larry C. Lyons wrote:
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> Personally I want to die at age 95, in bed, shot by the jealous
> boyfriend of a 20 year old beauty queen.
>
> On Fri, Sep 3, 2010 at 11:56 AM, G Money wrote:
> >
> > That looks like fun
> >
> >
Personally I want to die at age 95, in bed, shot by the jealous
boyfriend of a 20 year old beauty queen.
On Fri, Sep 3, 2010 at 11:56 AM, G Money wrote:
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> That looks like fun
>
> I want to go one of two ways: Either killed by natures fury, or in a tragic
> blimp accident.
>
> On Fri, Sep 3
Isn't that how most Darwin awards start? You don't seem like Darwin
award material, but those would definitely qualify as news worthy.
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Sent: Friday, September 03, 2010 11:01 AM
To: cf-community
Subject: Re: I
Fot a long time, I have believed that when I die, it will be news worthy.
I do not think I am so important that my death would be reported on
the news, rather that the story would start with, 'In a bizarre story
out of West Virginian.'
On Fri, Sep 3, 2010 at 11:56 AM, G Money wrote:
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> Tha
That looks like fun
I want to go one of two ways: Either killed by natures fury, or in a tragic
blimp accident.
On Fri, Sep 3, 2010 at 10:45 AM, Scott Stroz wrote:
>
> Look at all the fucktards on this pier as waves from Hurricane Earl
> slam into it.
>
> http://bit.ly/dihNsQ
>
> The depth
and people say that Darwin was wrong...
On Fri, Sep 3, 2010 at 11:45 AM, Scott Stroz wrote:
>
> Look at all the fucktards on this pier as waves from Hurricane Earl
> slam into it.
>
> http://bit.ly/dihNsQ
>
> The depths of human stupidity knows no bounds.
>
> --
> Scott Stroz
> ---
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