Just to mess with you, it's really PL/I ...

It was a fantastic, leading edge language that should have had a much better future than it really did.








----- Original Message ----- From: "Donald Winston" <satchwins...@yahoo.com>
To: "Tomcat Users List" <users@tomcat.apache.org>
Sent: Friday, September 24, 2010 9:53 PM
Subject: Re: Tomcat Consultant


I was a PL-I expert. That's why I know it's spelled PL-I (roman numerals not arabic. I always thought this was funny)

On Sep 24, 2010, at 9:49 PM, michel wrote:

Don't know about you, but I was left really, really worried about actually being on a project under those conditions.


Lots of room for doing a crash-and-burn ...


Back when I started in the business in 1982 I had to learn PL-1, the best darned language that never managed to get a good market share. It was said that it took four years to really learn how to use it. These days all you need is a crash course to be an expert!






----- Original Message ----- From: "Brian" <bbprefix-m...@yahoo.com>
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Sent: Friday, September 24, 2010 9:42 PM
Subject: RE: Tomcat Consultant


That is true sometimes. I was hired by Arthur Andersen (RIP), they sent me
to an SAP crash-course, the tipe of course that shows you zillions of
Powerpoint slides and you get out of the course with tons of doubts. Then
they sent me directly to a proyect, and I bet they billed a lot for my time.
I was introduced as an experienced SAP consultant.


-----Original Message-----
From: michel [mailto:compu...@videotron.ca]
Sent: Friday, September 24, 2010 07:35 PM
To: Tomcat Users List
Subject: Re: Tomcat Consultant

I once worked for a consulting company that wasn't  a big 5, but had some
pretty good contact. They hired me out of Montreal on Friday, had me in
Denver  on Sunday and spending 2 weeks in a training center so I could
become an instant 'expert' they could hire out for big $$$ on different
projects.

Then I spent 3 months at home while they tried to get some contacts, and
then got canned when they couldn't, then the guys who hired me got canned
...

I can't figure out how these companies can get away with this nonsense.





----- Original Message -----
From: "Martin Gainty" <mgai...@hotmail.com>
To: "Tomcat Users List" <users@tomcat.apache.org>
Sent: Friday, September 24, 2010 8:13 PM
Subject: RE: Tomcat Consultant



triple your budget when the big 5 consultant steps out a lamberghini in a
1000 brooks brothers suit

add 25% to the rate if he looks younger than zuckerberg

BTW: big 5 consultants only speak english or hindi..you'll need a hindi
translator for spanish

how about unisys???

Saludos Cordiales desde EEUU
Martin Gainty
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No altere ni interrumpa por favor esta transmisión. Gracias





> Date: Fri, 24 Sep 2010 15:55:28 -0400
> Subject: Re: Tomcat Consultant
> From: cerebrotecnolog...@gmail.com
> To: users@tomcat.apache.org
>
> I should have copyrights on my name. LOL
>
> On Fri, Sep 24, 2010 at 3:49 PM, Brian <bbprefix-m...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >
> >
> >> -----Original Message-----
> >> From: Jorge Medina [mailto:cerebrotecnolog...@gmail.com]
> >> Sent: Friday, September 24, 2010 02:43 PM
> >> To: Tomcat Users List
> >> Subject: Re: Tomcat Consultant
> >>
> >> Hey, you don't need a Big-5 consulting company.
> >
> >
> > Esto si que sonó gracioso.
> > Aca en Peru, Arthur Andersen (QEPD) tenia a unos 3 socios, uno de los
> > cuales
> > se llamaba JORGE MEDINA. :-D
> >
> >
> >
> >> You need a a couple of experts: a networking guy and a Tomcat guy.
> >> But anyway, I'm sure a Fortune 500 have the money to overpay one of
the
> >> Big-5.
> >>
> >> Now, from my understanding, Tomcat is only a web app container while
> >> Websphere is an application server.
> >> Therefore, depending on your application you may not be able to
migrate
> >> it
> >> to Tomcat, but rather to Glassfish. Glassfish is also an application
> > server.
> >>
> >> -Jorge
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> On Fri, Sep 24, 2010 at 1:57 PM, Christopher Schultz
> >> <ch...@christopherschultz.net> wrote:
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> >> > On 9/24/2010 1:25 PM, tdelesio wrote:
> >> >> My fortune 500 company is testing a pilot for switching over a
J2EE
> >> >> web app over from Web Sphere application server to Tomcat and we
are
> >> >> looking for a consultant to setup a crusted production instance > >> >> of
> >> >> tomcat.
> >> >
> >> > Wait... are you testing it? If so, then you don't need anyone to
set
> >> > it up, do you? By crusted, did you mean "trusted"?
> >> >
> >> >> Does anyone have any recommendations for a top notch consulting
firm
> >> >> that could provide these services?
> >> >
> >> > I'm sure that any of the big-5 consulting companies would be very
> >> > happy to take way more money than is necessary to set up an
instance
> >> > of Tomcat for you.
> >> >
> >> > - -chris
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