���<--------- http://www.paulsfunhouse.com --------->��� and ���<----------The Grand Pooh-Bah of Humour ---------->��� presents
<---------------------PureHumour Joke Ezine!---------------------> Grab a seat and get ready to roar in laughter...you have reached the original home of PUREHUMOUR! In the unlikely event that you no longer wish to receive the "Best Humour on the Net" then you will find the unsubscribe instructions at the bottom of every mailing! Hope your Memorial Day was a happy one...please take a bit of time to remember the victims of that bridge collapse on I-40 in Oklahoma. The FunStop has been changed ... take a look at the "New and Improved" FunStop...especially the new "Paul's Site To See"... this site will change occasionally and will feature sites that are unique and humourous...if you know of a site that you'd like to see featured here...please send me an email and I'll see what I can do. The FunStop is located at: <a href="http://www.paulsfunhouse.com/fun/ ">FunStop</a> http://www.paulsfunhouse.com/fun Today's issue includes contributions by: Rubin, Barb, Keli, Pat, Di Ann, Aubrey, Jack, Michael, Wayno, SunAmy. If you want to see your name here...send your jokes to: <a href=" mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] ">Jokes</a> ���-------------------------QUICKIE----------------------------------��� Lets start with a quickie: 1st customer: . . . I'll have tea. 2nd customer: . . . Me, too. And be sure the glass is clean! <Waiter leaves and returns with two glasses> Waiter: . . . Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass? ���--------------------------TOON TIME------------------------------��� Evening Prayer... <a href=" http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.12.266 ">Click Here </a> http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.12.266 What a offer... <a href=" http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.12.270 ">Click Here </a> http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.12.270 ���------------------------SPONSOR---------------------------------��� Today's issue is brought to you by: The MOST UNIQUE CONTEST IN THE WORLD! Open to residents of the USA and Canada... ******* WIN FREE TOILET PAPER ******* YES you can WIN Free Toilet Paper...get a 24 roll pack of toilet paper right to your door when you WIN the most unique contest in the world! FREE and SIMPLE to enter...check out the link below: <a href=" http://ads.paulsfunhouse.com/25.html ">Click</a> http://ads.paulsfunhouse.com/25.html ���--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------��� <A Classic!> Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked a young Engineer fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?" The Engineer said, "In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5 weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, a company matching retirement fund for 50% of your salary, and a company car leased every 2 years -- say, a red Corvette?" The Engineer sat up straight and said, "Wow! Are you kidding?" And the interviewer replied, "Yeah, but you started it." ���--------------------ADVERTISEMENT---------------------------��� LIKE MY LIST? Why not give us a vote or recommend us to a friend? Vote Now : <a href=" http://www.fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.30.0 ">Vote for Me!</a> ���------------------------GUS COOKS!------------------------------��� Gus really gets cooking...a new strip each day! <a href="http://www.guscooks.com/strips.php";>Click</a> http://www.guscooks.com/strips.php ���--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------��� Heavily laden with groceries, my aunt asked a young clerk at the grocery store to accompany her to her car. Arriving there, she unlocked and opened the doors and, without thinking, sat down in the back seat to check off her list of errands. A moment later, the perplexed clerk walked around the car to my aunt. "Lady," he said firmly, "I don't mind helping you load your groceries, but I really gotta draw the line at driving you home." ���----------------------PUREHUMOUR POLL--------------------��� What else is there? Check it out: <a href=" http://www.paulsfunhouse.com/fun/ ">Poll</a> http://www.paulsfunhouse.com/fun/ ���-----------------------QUICK QUOTE----------------------------��� "If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all." -Rodney Dangerfield ���--------------------------TOON TIME------------------------------��� Not a good idea... <a href=" http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.12.12 ">Click Here </a> http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.12.12 New escape route... <a href=" http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.12.84 ">Click Here </a> http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.12.84 ���--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------��� The air-raid siren went off in Haifa. A woman rushed down the stairs toward the safety of the basement. Suddenly she noticed that her husband had not followed her down. "Come on, Sidney," she yelled. "Just a minute!" answered the husband. "I gotta get my teeth!" "Never mind your teeth!" the wife shouted back. "What do you think they're dropping..... pastrami sandwiches?" ���--------------------------TOON TIME------------------------------��� My Kind Of Man <a href=" http://jokeworm.com/funlink4.html ">Click</a> http://jokeworm.com/funlink4.html Female Drivers <a href=" http://jokeworm.com/funlink5.html ">Click</a> http://jokeworm.com/funlink5.html Male Drivers <a href=" http://jokeworm.com/funlink6.html ">Click</a> http://jokeworm.com/funlink6.html ���--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------��� This big shot lawyer out of New York City was driving down to Florida for a vacation when he pulled into a diner for lunch somewhere down below the Mason-Dixon line. Having always felt that these locals down here were just plain stupid, he decided to have a little fun out of the cute innocent looking waitress who was coming over to wait on him. She said, "What will you have Sir?" With a very suggestive leer he said, "I'd like a little pussy" Without missing a beat she replied, "Me too, mine is bigger than a frying pan". ���--------------------ADVERTISEMENT---------------------------��� From the creators of Oska and Tahni comes a brand new and fun creation...get him for FREE at: <a href=" http://ads.paulsfunhouse.com/15.html ">TeeCee!</a> ���------------------------STRANGE BREED!-------------------------��� If you like funny, wacky, and clean cartoons, then check out "Strange Breed". It's sure to make you and your whole family laugh." <a href="http://www2.hi.net/s4/strangebreed.htm";>Click</a> http://www2.hi.net/s4/strangebreed.htm ���--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------��� Three guys, Father, Son and Grandfather go out to play a round of golf. Just before the son is ready to tee off, this fine looking woman walks up carrying her clubs. She says her partner didn't show and asks if she can join them. The guys say sure, since she is a really beautiful woman. The lady turns to the three of them and says, "I don't care what the three of you do, cuss, smoke, chew, spit, fart or whatever. Just don't try to coach me on my game". The guys say OK and ask if she would like to tee off first. All eyes are on her ass as her skirt rides up when she bends over to place the ball. She then proceeds to knock the hell out of the ball right up the middle. She just starts pounding these guys, parring every hole. The foursome get to the 18th and she has a 12 foot putt for par. She turns around and says, "You guys have done a great job at not trying to coach me on my game. I've never shot par before, and I'm going to ask your opinions on this putt. Now if any of your opinions help me make the putt, I will give that guy a blow job you will never forget." The guys think what a deal! The kid walks over, eyes up the putt for a couple of minutes, and finally says, "Lady, aim that putt six inches to the right of the hole. The ball will break left 12 inches from the hole and go in the cup." The father walks up and says, "Don't listen to the youngster, aim 12 inches to the right and the ball will break left 2 feet from the hole and fall into the cup." The Grandpa looks at both of them in disgust, walks over picking up the ball, drops it into the cup, unzips his fly and says "That's a Gimme." ���--------------FROM THE BATHROOM WALL -------------��� You know, sometimes I get the sudden urge to run around naked. But then I just drink some Windex. It keeps me from streaking. ���--------------------------TOON TIME------------------------------��� The perfect mate. <a href=" http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.12.140 ">Click Here </a> http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.12.140 They won the lotto... <a href=" http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.12.148 ">Click Here </a> http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.12.148 ���--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------��� The Teacher asked, "All right children, who can tell me what a chicken gives?" Mary answered, "A chicken gives eggs!" The Teacher then asked, "Now who can tell me what a goat gives?" And Paul answered, "A goat gives goat milk!" And finally the Teacher asked, "Well now, who can tell me what the cow gives?" And Little Johnny replied, "Fucking homework and tests!" ���--------------------IT'S NOT PUNNY!------------------------------��� There was a young man driving his car, when suddenly he saw a little frog sitting beside him. The frog began saying to the man "Kiss me, kiss me"! But the man didn't want to kiss a frog.. The little creature kept saying to the man "Kiss me, kiss me" So at last, he accepted and kissed the frog. And guess what the frog turned into?? A very beautiful lady. Now, the man began saying to the lady "Kiss me, kiss me"... but the lady didn't want to kiss the man. At last she accepted and kissed the man...And guess what the man turned into?? The next motel!!!! ���------------------------TIMEKILLER-------------------------------��� I'm Just Fine <a href=" http://ugrin.paulsfunhouse.com/ph1.html ">Click</a> http://ugrin.paulsfunhouse.com/ph1.html Restaurant With A Catchy Name <a href=" http://ugrin.paulsfunhouse.com/ph2.html ">Click</a> http://ugrin.paulsfunhouse.com/ph2.html Versatility of the F Word <a href=" http://ugrin.paulsfunhouse.com/ph3.html ">Click</a> http://ugrin.paulsfunhouse.com/ph3.html ���-------------------------A DOG'S WORLD------------------------��� A Dog's World is a continuing story that will appear in each Tuesday edition...miss a segment?...then check out the archives at: http://www.escribe.com/humor/pj "I hate to say this but the last time I went to the vet, they told my human that my system is very delicate and foods like fruit can cause me to be rather...well, gassy." The other dogs were stunned. They didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Sam crawled over to the door and began to peer through a small crack. Behind him he could hear Shep break wind and the others begin to laugh. Sam could see the sunlight through the tiny crack and thought to himself, "I have got to get out of here." None of the dogs knew what day it was. To them the minutes and hours passed in total darkness. They could feel themselves starting to get ancy so to pass the time they told stories, tried to imitate other animals, and sang songs, "Please, if I hear anymore of 100 bottles of beer on the wall I'm going to lose it." Rex said. Copyright 2001-02 D. Scott Check out more at: http://www.humorcorner.com ���--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------��� The school of agriculture's dean of admissions was interviewing a prospective student, Why have you chosen this career?" he asked. "I dream of making a million dollars in farming, like my father," the student replied. "Your father made a million dollars in farming?" echoed the dean much impressed. "No," replied the applicant. "But he always dreamed of it." ���--------------------ADVERTISEMENT---------------------------��� Website hosting at a price YOU can afford...great features... all the bells and whistles...get YOUR spotlight now: <a href="http://ads.paulsfunhouse.com/16.html";>Hosting</a> http://ads.paulsfunhouse.com/16.html ���--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------��� My family has a tradition of naming the cruise control on our cars. We were used to hearing my father proclaim, "Take it, Max," as he flipped on the cruise control during long trips in our station wagon. Recently, I was travelling with my parents in their new car when we hit a wide-open expanse of highway. My dad leaned back and said, "I think I'll let Tom drive for a while." "Tom who?" I asked. My mother translated for me: "Tom Cruise, of course." ���--------------------------TOON TIME------------------------------��� An a hippie carries the Torch. <a href=" http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.12.164 ">Click Here </a> http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.12.164 A pile of.... <a href=" http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.12.172 ">Click Here </a> http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.12.172 ���-------------------------WEIRD NEWS---------------------------��� A Winnipeg (Manitoba, Canada) teenager says he was stunned when he was knocked off his skateboard by a low-flying goose. The Canada goose was heading for a pond when it apparently misjudged its landing and flew into Shawn Hacking's face. The 13-year-old suffered two badly scraped knees, a sprained wrist, a ripped shirt and a red face where the bird's wing slapped him. His friend Brent Bruchanski told the Winnipeg Free Press: "It was so funny, but I felt sorry for him at the same time. It flew out of nowhere and then . . . wham bam!" Shawn's mother Kim Hacking said: "When he came in, he said, 'I got hit by a goose'. I thought that was some kind of car or something." Weird News is a daily feature of Purehumour...it contains a previously published News Report. If you find an article that you wish to see here..please send the article, name of the publication and date to: <a href=" mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] ">News</a> IF you like Weird News...subscribe to my weekly ezine of Weird News Weekly: <a href=" http://lists.paulsfunhouse.com ">Lists</a> ���--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------��� A man went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a secluded, rural area of the state. After spending the night, his grandfather prepared breakfast for him consisting of eggs and bacon. He noticed a film-like substance on his plate and he questioned his grandfather....are these plates clean? His grandfather replied.... those plates are as clean as cold water can get them so go on and finish your meal. That afternoon, while eating the hamburgers his grandfather made for lunch, he noticed tiny specks around the edge of this plate, and a substance that looked like dried egg yolks...so he asked again......are you sure these plates are clean? Without looking up from his hamburger, the grandfather says.....I told you before, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them, now don't ask me about it anymore! Later that afternoon, he was on his way out to get dinner in a nearby town. As he was leaving, Grandfather's dog started to growl and would not let him pass.... Grandfather, your dog won't let me out. Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching, Grandfather shouted, COLDWATER, GET OUT OF THE WAY! ���-------------------------QUICK WIT-------------------------------��� [||||] E X P L O R E R S C O U T [||||] A cash challenged Philly teen car jacked the SUV of one of his teachers to chariot his date to their senior prom. (AP) Whose theme this year was "Probation By Star Lite." Copyright � 2002 by Bob Mills, all rights reserved. http://www.topica.com/lists/funnysideup ���--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------��� Steve Davis, the world champion snooker player, got married and it was the first night of his honeymoon. His beautiful wife lay spread across the bed wearing only a scanty silken black nightdress. Presently Steve came out of the bathroom totally naked with a long stiff erection and walked slowly to the foot of the bed. He didn't utter a sound but simply stood there looking at her and chalking the end of his erect penis. This went on for over ten minutes, the only movement being the slow rhythmic chalking of the tip of his penis and the movement of his head from side to side as he stared at her lying on the bed. Eventually, moist with excitement and shaking with anticipation she tore off her night dress and slowly spread her legs wide open waiting for him to take her. Steve simply raised his eyebrows, cocked his head to the side and continued to slowly stroke the soft chalk across the glistening, throbbing penis as he stared intensely at the pleasures he saw between her outspread legs. It was too much for her to stand, writhing in an agony of expectation and frustration she screamed out, "For God's sake what are you waiting for?" Steve gently stroked the chalk across his throbbing penis, blew the loose chalk off its end, smiled and looking even more closely between her smooth thighs quietly told her, "I'm trying to decide whether to go for the tight brown or the easy pink." ���--------------------ADVERTISEMENT---------------------------��� Never Pay for Condoms! Check out FreeCondoms.com... <a href=" http://ads.paulsfunhouse.com/5.html ">Click here</a> ���--------------------------TOON TIME------------------------------��� While you're about it... <a href=" http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.12.188 ">Click Here </a> http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.12.188 Hey! We want to eat... <a href=" http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.12.196 ">Click Here </a> http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.12.196 ���--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------��� It takes at least ten minutes (on average) for a man to masturbate. ----LET'S DO THE NUMBERS--------- 134,349,027 men in the United States X 3 whack-offs/week = 403,047,081 whack-offs/week 6 ten-minute-periods/hour X 24 hours/day X 7days/week = 1,008 ten-minute-periods/week 403,047,081 whack-offs/week / 1,008 ten-minute-periods/week = 399,848 whack-offs/ten-minute-period 399,848 whack-offs/ten-minute-period X 98% (Kinsey Factor) = 391,851 whack-offs/ten-minute-period ----CONCLUSION------------------- At any given moment (on average), 391,851 men in the United States are whacking-off. So,... be careful who you shake hands with! ���---------------------------QUICKIE----------------------------------��� How can you identify the Polack at a Cock fight? He's the one who brought the duck. How can you identify the Italian at the Cock fight? He's the one who bets on the duck. How can you tell if the Mafia is involved in the Cock fight? If the duck wins, they are. ���--------------------------EDITORIAL--------------------------------��� This Week's Laughing Stalk by Erik Deckers I recently took a vacation to Mackinac Island (official motto: That last C is silent), which is right above Michigan in Lake Huron. If you ever ask a Michigander where that is, they'll hold up their right hand and point with their left hand to the appropriate spot. This is because Michigan is shaped like a right hand wearing a mitten. As a result, all Michiganders have the annoying habit of showing where they live by holding up their right hand and pointing to the location with their left hand. I really hate it when they do this. I'm from Indiana, which is shaped like a painfully-pointed boot. So when Michiganders show me where they live, I point to the part of my state that will kick them in their Florida if they don't stop. Originally called "Michilimackinac" by French missionaries in the 1600s, the name was later shortened to Mackinac. However, because the French never spell things the way they sound, Mackinac is actually pronounced "Mackinaw." This is something the island residents take very seriously. It's a major faux pas (pronounced "foe pah" -- see how that works?) to mispronounce the name of their home, and they get very annoyed whenever anyone is crass enough to call it "Mackinack." Although Mackinac Island has a rich and colorful history, a relaxed, friendly atmosphere, and is known for its world-class fudge, the thing that sticks out in everyone's mind is the lack of cars on the island. "How's come there's no cars on this here island?!" first-time visitors gawk. With the exception of a couple emergency and maintenance vehicles, there are no electric or gasoline powered vehicles anywhere. Anyone who wants to get around the island does so on foot, by bicycle, or on horseback. But you will see dozens of teams of horses pulling carts or taxis throughout the day. This also means the horses will stop in the middle of the street, and treat it like a paved toilet. "What is that SMELL?!" the first-time visitors shout, wrinkling their noses. Although horse deposits make crossing the street an adventure in itself, it adds an extra level of excitement during high-speed bicycle police pursuits. Walking is free, of course, but in the true spirit of island entrepreneurship, visitors can rent bicycles for the day or horses by the hour. When my wife and I visited Mackinac Island a few years ago, we went horseback riding for the first time. We loved it so much, we decided to try it again on this trip. I'd like to point out that I will not name the stable we used. While I only had a couple extremely minor complaints on this trip, I don't want them to read this column and assign me a horse named Thundering Death the next time we're there. We chose Western style riding over English style, since English saddles don't have a horn, which is useful for holding on (the horn is also useful for beeping at other riders when they're being jerks). A couple stablehands brought our horses out, and gave us some important information about them. The horses, not themselves. Stablehands are very private about their own lives. "Sandy is a good leader, so you ride in front," they told my wife. They brought my horse to me. "Jake just likes to stop and eat." "Sounds like Jake and I have a lot in common," I said. "No, you can't let him do that. If you don't control him, he'll think he can boss you around. Just pull his reins if he tries it." Although we chose the unguided tour, a guide rode out with us to show us the way to the trails. As we headed out of town, she told my wife, "Make sure you keep Sandy on the right side of the road." I couldn't resist. "If we were riding English style, would we ride on the left side of the road?" My wife laughed, but our guide just stared blankly at me. "No, you would still ride on the right." I tried to explain, so she wouldn't think I was a complete moron. "I meant that in England, they drive on the left side, so English style riding would have the same--" "Yes, I know." Too late. She thought I was a moron. It's been my experience that horse people are members of some kind of fanatical cult. They love their animals, tolerate humans, but despise morons who crack horse jokes. And apparently I had just offended their queen. I was sure she was sending telepathic messages to Jake to throw me off and trample me. I didn't crack another joke the whole time our guide was with us, but the damage had been done. Jake didn't appreciate my humor either, and abused me for the rest of the trip. I discovered he had an annoying habit of falling way behind Sandy and then trotting to catch up with her. He did this because he realized I had foolishly asked for my stirrups to be lengthened, thus insuring I couldn't raise myself out of the saddle far enough to relieve any of the . . . painful bouncing . . . I felt when he trotted. "Jake, go catch up with Sandy," I told him the first time he fell behind. "Let's go." "Tell him giddyup," my wife hollered to me. "That's stupid. They only say giddyup in Westerns," I hollered back. I felt like a goober saying "Giddyup," and thought it was one of the least macho things I could actually tell a horse, short of discussing my feelings with it. Besides, real cowboys say things like "Onward ho!" or "Yoiks and away!" or something equally cool. "Move it," I cried. "Run, Jake! Run like the wind!" Nothing. Jake continued moseying along at his usual pace, waiting for me to drop my guard so he could eat everything in sight. I sighed and looked around for any cowboys who might laugh at me. "Giddyup." Jake's ears perked up, so I said it louder. "Giddyup Jake." He trotted up to Sandy, bouncing me the entire way. Once he caught up, he backed off again. She had "used the island" during the trip, so I couldn't blame him for wanting to keep a safe distance. "Get up!" I tried. It was less silly than giddyup, and he actually responded to it. "Get up, Jake." It wasn't "Yoiks and away!" but at least it wasn't "Giddyup." "I think I'm getting the hang of this," I called to my wife, three miles ahead of me. And it was true! I was growing more confident with each painful bounce. I was one dusty trail ride from becoming a true "Yoiks and away!" cowboy, and was positive I would soon become an expert at riding horseback. Or is that riding horsebaw? -- Erik Deckers is in sales and marketing by day, but at night he dons a cape and mask and. . . well, he doesn't fight crime so much as he just runs around his house making kung fu noises. He is shy, and doesn't want people to make fun of him. At other times, he writes a weekly humor column, which can be found at http://www.kconline.com/deckers. Your article length submissions are welcome...send your humourous submissions of between 300 and 500 words to: <a href=" mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] ">Editorials</a> Editorial comments expressed here are copyright the writer and may not be reproduced in whole or in part without the expressed written consent of the writer and also the editor of Purehumour. ���----------------------------XXX SITES TO VISIT---------------------------��� The following are XXX sites...if you click them...you will see material that could offend you...pure and simple! If you don't wish to see such material...then DON'T click them! This is your only warning! Amazinganal.com <a href="http://www2.amazinganal.com/cgi/click?account=973985&site=aa&program=unique";>Click</a> http://www2.amazinganal.com/cgi/click?account=973985&site=aa&program=unique Amazinggangbangs.com <a href="http://www2.amazinggangbangs.com/cgi/click?account=973985&site=ag&program=unique";>Click</a> http://www2.amazinggangbangs.com/cgi/click?account=973985&site=ag&program=unique Analsweeties.com <a href="http://www2.analsweeties.com/cgi/click?account=973985&site=as&program=unique";>Click</a> http://www2.analsweeties.com/cgi/click?account=973985&site=as&program=unique Asiantease.com <a href="http://www2.asiantease.com/cgi/click?account=973985&site=at&program=unique";>Click</a> http://www2.asiantease.com/cgi/click?account=973985&site=at&program=unique Beaverpalace.com <a href="http://www2.beaverpalace.com/cgi/click?account=973985&site=bp&program=unique";>Click</a> http://www2.beaverpalace.com/cgi/click?account=973985&site=bp&program=unique Beachteens.com <a href="http://www2.beachteens.com/cgi/click?account=973985&site=bt&program=unique";>Click</a> http://www2.beachteens.com/cgi/click?account=973985&site=bt&program=unique Boyforboy.com <a href="http://www2.boyforboy.com/cgi/click?account=973985&site=bf&program=unique";>Click</a> http://www2.boyforboy.com/cgi/click?account=973985&site=bf&program=unique Celebhotel.com <a href="http://www2.celebhotel.com/cgi/click?account=973985&site=ce&program=unique";>Click</a> http://www2.celebhotel.com/cgi/click?account=973985&site=ce&program=unique Circuspenis.com <a href="http://www2.circuspenis.com/cgi/click?account=973985&site=cp&program=unique";>Click</a> http://www2.circuspenis.com/cgi/click?account=973985&site=cp&program=unique Clubtitties.com <a href="http://www2.clubtitties.com/cgi/click?account=973985&site=tt&program=unique";>Click</a> http://www2.clubtitties.com/cgi/click?account=973985&site=tt&program=unique More adult sites: http://www.paulsfunhouse.com/adult/ ���--------------------------EZINE RESOURCES--------------------��� These are the location of some of the best ezines on the net... if you like mine...check out some of these others: Get anything from Astrology to Zebras for FREE! Sign up for FREE Ezines and Newsletters on any subject and you'll be amazed at the stuff you'll get! Your enjoyment is guaranteed for life or you money back! <a href=" http://www.funezines.com/index.cgi?referrer=pure ">FunEzines</a> For MORE things than you could possibly want check out the following pages: Free Offers Top pages <a href=" http://www.1freeplace.com/freebies-pure.htm ">Click Me</a> Business & Finance Offers: <a href=" http://www.1freeplace.com/busn-pure.htm ">Click Me</a> Health and Family Related Offers <a href=" http://www.1freeplace.com/health-pure.htm ">Click Me</a> Free Magazines & Book Offers <a href=" http://www.1freeplace.com/mags-pure.htm ">Click Me</a> Free Internet & Computer Related Offers <a href=" http://www.1freeplace.com/net-pure.htm ">Click Me</a> Free Sweepstakes <a href=" http://www.1freeplace.com/sweeps-pure.htm ">Click Me</a> ���--------------------IMPORTANT INFORMATION!--------------------��� When forwarding this ezine please leave this trailer message in place. None of this material is considered copyright...it is considered in the public domain. If any material is copyrighted please notify me at <a href=" mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] ">Copyright</a> and proper credit will be given. It has been collected from various sources and submitters names have been included when given. Paul Croft - Owner/Editor-In-Chief/Grand Pooh-Bah of Humour! Contact me: <a href=" mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] ">Paul's Address</a> Do you have a product, website or mailing list?? Interested in advertising on Purehumour?? Ad rates are only $2.00 CPM More details? <a href=" mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] ">Ad Rates</a> Email submissions to: Jokes: <a href=" mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] ">Send Jokes</a> Purehumour Joke Ezine as a whole is copyright � Paul Croft-2002 All Worldwide rights reserved! Purehumour is published in small town Canada...all views expressed are not necessarily those of the publisher and should not be taken as such...they are meant in the spirit of humour and nothing else! If offended by a selection in this issue...please hit delete! Some material in Purehumour is written exclusively for Purehumour... this material is marked as such! Copyright is retained by the original author and any reproduction in whole or in part without the expressed written permission of the author and also the publisher of Purehumour is strictly prohibited! The BEST Lists around: Purehumour (the Original)-Sent Almost Daily: <a href=" mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]?subject=subscribe ">Purehumour</a> or visit: <a href=" http://lists.paulsfunhouse.com ">Lists Page</a> PHWeekly (Purehumour Lite) - Sent Saturdays Subscribe: <a href=" mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]?subject=subscribe ">PHWeekly</a> or visit: <a href=" http://lists.paulsfunhouse.com ">Lists Page</a> Weird News Ezine (A clean look at bizarre news) - Sent Saturdays <a href=" mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]?subject=subscribe ">Weird News Weekly</a> or visit: <a href=" http://lists.paulsfunhouse.com ">Lists Page</a> To cancel (unsubscribe) from these mailings...please visit: <a href=" http://unsubscribe.paulsfunhouse.com ">Unsubscribe Page</a> These are the worst jokes in history...the jokes that were banned from Purehumour...get them now! Send a blank email to: <this is an autoresponder> <a href=" mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] ">Banned Jokes</a> Archives at: <a href=" http://www.escribe.com/humor/pj ">Archives</a> Website: <a href=" http://www.paulsfunhouse.com ">Homepage</a>
