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As she looked into the glass, Anni fumed, "So that's the ugly bitch he's runnin' around with." ���----------------------PUREHUMOUR POLL--------------------��� Go outside and count them right now! Check it out: <a href=" http://www.paulsfunhouse.com/fun/ ">Poll</a> http://www.paulsfunhouse.com/fun/ ���-----------------------QUICK QUOTE----------------------------��� The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. -Robert Benchley ���--------------------------TOON TIME------------------------------��� Interesting toilet paper... <a href=" http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.13.274 ">Click Here </a> http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.13.274 To much hair Moose! <a href=" http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.13.44 ">Click Here </a> http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.13.44 ���--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------��� <A Classic!> There were three boys all in third grade: an Asian boy, a Spanish boy and a redneck. 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Comes the next Saturday morning, the Rabbi gave old Abe a bowl of cough drops and instructions to give to any congregation member who was coughing a cough drop. So following his Rabbi's orders, every time a member coughed, old Abe gave them the cough drop and then strangely the member left the shul during the sermon. At the end of the service, half of the members were gone. After services the Rabbi calls old Abe at home and asked what he said to the members that made them leave the hall. Old Abe says, " So vat did I say ? ...All that I said wuz, the Rabbi said 'For Cough!' ". ���--------------FROM THE BATHROOM WALL -------------��� The average man's life consists of twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going; fifty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too! ���-------------------------QUIZ QUEEN------------------------------��� What is Canada's official language? A. English B. French C. Canadian D. Both English and French --- What is the shortest known gestation period among mammals? A. 12 days B. 20 days C. 35 days D. 42 days <Answers in Next Issue!> Last Issue's Answers: What did the early Romans call July in their calendar? C. Quintilis --- What is the nickname for the state of North Carolina? D. 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"She could handle twenty men a night, drink a fifth of whiskey and still have the strength to roll five drunks." Hearing this, one of the others burst into tears. "Why is it," she sobbed, "that a girl has to die before anyone says anything nice about her?" <End of non-smoking section...please light your tobacco products once more> ���--------------------ADVERTISEMENT---------------------------��� Do you love Purehumour? Enough to open your wallet a little? If you wish to donate to support the continue success of this ezine...please visit the link below...no amount is too small! <a href=" http://ads.paulsfunhouse.com/ph.html ">Click</a> http://ads.paulsfunhouse.com/ph.html ���--------------------IT'S NOT PUNNY!------------------------------��� A man and his clone were walking along the rim of the Grand Canyon. The man and his clone were identical except for one thing - the clone loved to use foul language. 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Incredibly enough the dogs never moved during all this. They were so frightened nothing could have moved them. Under the pile of debris, Sam just lay there. Completely awake and unhurt, he lay there almost hoping whatever came next would end this entire ordeal. As the dogs lay under the rubble the silence was loud in their ears. Somehow, they all knew each other was OK but that was all they knew. They had never seen such darkness before, there were no shadows or outlines of anything, just dark. Sam, not knowing what else to do, began hum. Not any song in particular, just began humming in attempt to break the silence. Less than a minute later another dog joined in. To lone hums coming from underneath the pile of broken wood and glass. Before they knew it all six dogs were humming and the random sounds were now a group hum of "Home on the Range." Copyright 2001-02 D. Scott Check out more at: http://www.humorcorner.com ���--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------��� A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the lecture topic and on to his favorite subject; the evils of marijuana. Off he went one day into his inventory of horrors about marijuana. "Used regularly, pot can cause psychic disorientation, sterility, cancer and castration!" "Now wait a minute, Professor," interrupted a student. "Castration?!" "You bet son," replied the professor smugly. "Just suppose your girlfriend uses marijuana, you're having sex, and she gets the munchies?" ���--------------------ADVERTISEMENT---------------------------��� Website hosting at a price YOU can afford...great features... all the bells and whistles...get YOUR spotlight now: <a href="http://ads.paulsfunhouse.com/16.html";>Hosting</a> http://ads.paulsfunhouse.com/16.html ���--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------��� A tall man, Paul, over 6 feet 5 inches tall was at a function where a young woman, Judy, was very much taken with him and trying hard to flirt with him. She kept making eyes at him and smiling and then she suddenly said to him. 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The contest is open to men and women. The men must weigh more than 330lbs and the women more than 220lbs. The men's winner, Aldo Mattotti from Rome, also weighed in at 420lbs as did Ms Dore. The competition's founder, Gianfranco Lazzereschi, said: "We wanted to create an opportunity to laud and recognise men and women who are usually barred from the spotlight. Our contest has shown that you can be beautiful even if you are seriously overweight." Weird News is a daily feature of Purehumour...it contains a previously published News Report. If you find an article that you wish to see here..please send the article, name of the publication and date to: <a href=" mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] ">News</a> IF you like Weird News...subscribe to my weekly ezine of Weird News Weekly: <a href=" http://lists.paulsfunhouse.com ">Lists</a> ���--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------��� A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come to review his records. At one point the auditor exclaimed, "Mr. Carr, we feel it is a great privilege to be allowed to live and work in the USA. As a citizen you have an obligation to pay taxes, and we expect you to eagerly pay them with a smile." "Thank goodness," returned Mr. Carr, with a giant grin on his face from ear to ear. 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We've just received the World Culture Report from the United Nations. It seems our country's orchestra is currently ranked below the Tarawa Symphony Orchestra of the island nation of Kiribati. President: Who'd we beat? Presidential Aide: It's a tie, sir. We are currently ranked higher than an Australian jug band and some crazy guy with two sticks and a toy xylophone. President: Wow, that's a shame. Let's go play some tee-ball. Luckily, my parents believed that a musical education was important, so I was expected to play an instrument. In fact, I played five different instruments over a ten year period. I learned to play the guitar, the cello, the French horn, the mellophone (it's a giant trumpet that French Horn players play during marching band season; don't ask.), and even dabbled with the violin for a week. Of course, I don't remember how to play any of these instruments today, but I did develop some valuable musical and rhythmic skills. I've learned to appreciate all kinds of music, can sing in tune, and can name every instrument on Ravel's "Bolero." And if you're wondering why I only played violin for a week, it's because I switched to cello. It had to do partly with the fact that I was the only boy playing violin. That, and the orchestra teacher loved to make cracks like "don't fiddle around with the violins." The cello ended up being the lesser of two evils, although I'm still not sure I made the right choice. While switching from the violin did reduce my odds of getting beat up, the cello was a gazillion times heavier and more awkward to carry home. I lived exactly one mile from my grade school, with a slight uphill grade on the way home, and a steep hill on the way to school. But, unlike my own parents childhoods, these hills were actually on different streets, and didn't magically change direction through the day. Since I had to walk to and from school every day, and had to lug the cello home twice a week, one would think I would have learned a valuable lesson. But like any nine year old, I wouldn't learn my lesson if it were spelled out with baseball cards and candy. So needless to say, when I entered the fifth grade, I made a similarly stupid choice in selecting my band instrument. Ever since the third grade, I had developed a keen interest in one particular instrument, and knew that I wanted to play it. I also knew when I was in the fifth grade, I could join the band, and learn to play the instrument that haunted my soul. Finally, after two agonizing years, the big day came. Potential musical proteges marched down to the band room, were given a card, and told to write down the instrument we wanted to play. I clutched my pencil in a death grip, and carefully wrote each letter. I had one shot at this, and neatness counted if I wanted to achieve my dreams. "A-L-P-I-N-E-H-O-R-N" "Alpine Horn?!" Mr. McDaniel, the band director, nearly shouted. "Do you even know what an Alpine Horn is?" "Sure I do. It's that 15 foot horn they play in the Alps." I had done my homework, and knew that Swiss and German shepherds used them. I also found out later that Mozart had even written a composition for Alpine Horn. It turns out it was Leopold Mozart, but apparently that didn't matter. "I don't think there's an Alpine Horn anywhere in Indiana, let alone in Muncie. Just pick another instrument," he suggested. "Something a little more. . . sane." Somewhere in the deep, dark recesses of my mind, I remembered something one of my parents' friends told me. This was very odd, because at ten years old, I never listened to my parents, let alone well-meaning strangers. "Learn to play the French Horn," said the friend, "and you will be able to play anything." "How about the French Horn," I asked Mr. McDaniel. "We've got one of those," he said, sealing my fate. I went on to become one of only four grade school French Horn players in the entire city that year. That number grew to five horn players in my high school, through a series of trumpeter defections and strong-arm tactics from our high school band director. As a result, my growth during fifth and sixth grade was severely limited, but my arms grew at an alarming rate. The rest of my body didn't catch up until I was 19. You see, the French Horn is not so much a brass instrument as it is a 120 pound concrete block with a mouthpiece on one end. Three times a week, I would lug my instrument home, wondering if I could talk my parents into buying me a motorized cart, or even moving closer to the school. As I would stagger home, some mouth-breathing grown-up with delusions of cleverness would call out helpful things like "You should have picked the piccolo," or "Bet you wish that came with wheels." I would usually fake a smile, wave, and silently wish I had gotten that Alpine Horn I asked for. Shepherds could nail a hungry wolf from 75 feet with one, and suburban dorks weren't much harder to hit. -- Erik Deckers is in sales and marketing by day, but at night he dons a cape and mask and. . . well, he doesn't fight crime so much as he just runs around his house making kung fu noises. He is shy, and doesn't want people to make fun of him. At other times, he writes a weekly humor column, which can be found at http://www.kconline.com/deckers. 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