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I am proposing a new schedule that will give me enough time to do everything and stay ahead of time...so my new day is like this: Sleep: 8 hours Breakfast: 1 hour Relaxation time: 3 hours Lunch: 1 hour Work: 3 hours Supper: 1 hour Work: 3 hours Relaxation time: 3 hours Computer time: 8 hours Family time: 4 hours TOTAL: 35 hours So I am making a request to the governments of the world to lengthen the day by 11 hours....this will give us all a full 35 hour day which should make it so that we can all become more productive. Reasonable? SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: Purehumour is now available in an ad-free version for a small fee...more details available at: <a href=" http://lists.paulsfunhouse.com/paid.html ">Ad-Free</a> http://lists.paulsfunhouse.com/paid.html WIN $50.00 just by becoming a subscriber!!!!!! Today's issue includes contributions by: SunAmy, Cathy, Di Ann, Stan, Papa Thorn, Rubin, Lady Cherry, Keli, Laura, Pat, Marsha. If you want to see your name here...send your jokes to: <a href=" mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] ">Jokes</a> ���-------------------------QUICKIE----------------------------------��� Lets start with a quickie: You know why they say that eating oysters will improve a man's sex life? Because women know if he'll eat one of those, he'll eat anything. ���--------------------------TOON TIME------------------------------��� Therapy... <a href=" http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.13.1106 ">Click Here </a> http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.13.1106 Not going to look good.. <a href=" http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.13.1105 ">Click Here </a> http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.13.1105 ���------------------------SPONSOR---------------------------------��� Today's issue is brought to you by: The MOST UNIQUE CONTEST IN THE WORLD! 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Much has been made of the lack of communication between the JBCO (The Jewish Banking Conspiracy Office) and the FBCB (Federal Bureau of Catholic Buttfuckers), who will both now report directly to the VRWCO (Vast Right Wing Conspiracy Office) who report directly to the BFEE (Bush Family Evil Empire). The FBRB (Federal Bureau of Redundancy Bureau) will be split into two, though they will share the same office. The IRS (Internal Revenue Service) is now the FBE (Federal Bureau of Extortion) and will report directly to the BFEE (Bush Family Evil Empire). ���--------------------ADVERTISEMENT---------------------------��� LIKE MY LIST? Why not give us a vote or recommend us to a friend? 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The first morning, the girl pulls off the hair and says, "I wear a wig, because I was born totally hairless. Not a hair on my body, not even down there." That night, Mrs. Schmidlap tells her husband. He says, "I've never seen anything like that. Please, tomorrow, ask her to go into the bedroom and show you. I want to hide in the closet so I can have a look." The next day, Mrs. Schmidlap asks the girl, the two of them go into the bedroom, and the girl strips and shows her. Then the girl says, "I've never seen one with hair on it. Can I see yours?" So Mrs. Schmidlap pulls off her clothes and shows her. That night, Mrs. Schmidlap says to her husband, "I hope you're satisfied, because I was pretty embarrassed when that girl asked to see mine." Her husband says, "You think you were embarrassed...I had the four guys I play poker with in the closet with me." ���--------------------------TOON TIME------------------------------��� Why I Don't Go Fishing1 <a href=" http://www.footlonghotdog.net/fish1.htm ">Click</a> http://www.footlonghotdog.net/fish1.htm Repaying Jills Kindness <a href=" http://www.myrddinsnet.com/jah/015.html ">Click</a> http://www.myrddinsnet.com/jah/015.html And The Reality Is <a href=" http://humorcorner.com/dmp/reality.html ">Click</a> http://humorcorner.com/dmp/reality.html Final Ultimatum <a href=" http://ugrin.paulsfunhouse.com/phw8.html ">Click</a> http://ugrin.paulsfunhouse.com/phw8.html ���--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------��� Sam Gold made an appointment with a urologist, famous for his work in the field of impotence. The doctor examined him and said, "You're in remarkably good condition for a man of 85. Why are you here?" Sam replied, "My friend Max says he has sex twice a week. I can't do that." The doctor shrugged. "Yes you can. You can certainly say you have sex as many times a week as you like." ���--------------------ADVERTISEMENT---------------------------��� From the creators of Oska and Tahni comes a brand new and fun creation...get him for FREE at: <a href=" http://ads.paulsfunhouse.com/15.html ">TeeCee!</a> ���------------------------STRANGE BREED!-------------------------��� If you like funny, wacky, and clean cartoons, then check out "Strange Breed". 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You co-operation is expected.> There's a man trying to cross the street. As he steps off the curb a car comes screaming around the corner and heads straight for him. The man walks faster, trying to hurry across the street, but the car changes lanes and is still coming at him. So the guy turns around to go back, but the car changes lanes again and is still coming at him. By now, the car is so close and the man so scared that he just freezes and stops in the middle of the road. The car gets real close, then swerves at the last possible moment and screeches to a halt right next him. The driver rolls down the window. It's a squirrel. It says, "See, it's not as fucking easy as it looks, is it?" <End of non-smoking section...please light your tobacco products once more> ���--------------------IT'S NOT PUNNY!------------------------------��� Most elementary school children will be able to tell you that the first American flag was made by Betsy Ross. What they are not taught was that she was also a social scientist who developed the techniques now used by Gallop and others. It started when she asked a group of colonists what they thought of the flag she had made. This was the origin of the flag poll. ���------------------------TIMEKILLER-------------------------------��� BlackJack <a href=" http://www.jillsjokeline.com/bjack.html ">Click</a> http://www.jillsjokeline.com/bjack.html 3D Blazer Basketball <a href=" http://www.jillsjokeline.com/bball.html ">Click</a> http://www.jillsjokeline.com/bball.html ���-------------------------A DOG'S WORLD------------------------��� A Dog's World is a continuing story that will appear in each Tuesday edition...miss a segment?...then check out the archives at: http://www.escribe.com/humor/pj After that there was nothing but an intense silence. It seemed as though a huge vacuum had come and sucked up every sound in the universe. The dogs couldn't even hear themselves breathing even though they were all fighting for air. Without warning the house over the basement they were hiding in collapsed and debris came tumbling down on top of them. Incredibly enough the dogs never moved during all this. They were so frightened nothing could have moved them. Under the pile of debris, Sam just lay there. Completely awake and unhurt, he lay there almost hoping whatever came next would end this entire ordeal. As the dogs lay under the rubble the silence was loud in their ears. Somehow, they all knew each other was OK but that was all they knew. They had never seen such darkness before, there were no shadows or outlines of anything, just dark. Copyright 2001-02 D. Scott Check out more at: http://www.humorcorner.com ���--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------��� Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City. The Brunette team rides on the bottom of the bus. The Blonde team rides on the top level. The Brunette team down below is whooping it up having a great time, when one of them realizes she doesn't hear anything from the Blondes upstairs. She decides to get up and investigate. When the Brunette reaches the top, she finds all the Blondes frozen in fear, staring straight-ahead at the road, and clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles. She says, "What the heck's going on up here?" We're having a great time downstairs!" One of the Blondes from the second team looks up and says, "YEAH, BUT YOU'VE GOT A DRIVER!" ���--------------------ADVERTISEMENT---------------------------��� Website hosting at a price YOU can afford...great features... all the bells and whistles...get YOUR spotlight now: <a href="http://ads.paulsfunhouse.com/16.html";>Hosting</a> http://ads.paulsfunhouse.com/16.html ���--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------��� A blonde named Wendy is appearing on "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" with Regis Philbin. Regis: "Wendy, you're up to $500,000 with one lifeline left: phone a friend. If you get it right, the next question is worth one million dollars If you get it wrong, you drop back to $32,000. Are you ready?" Wendy: "Yes." Regis: "Which of the following birds does not build it's own nest? Is it A) robin, B) sparrow, C) cuckoo, or D) thrush." Wendy: "I'd like to phone a friend. I'd like to call Anni." Anni (also a blonde) answers the phone: "Hello?" Regis: "Hello Anni, it's Regis Philbin from Who Wants to be a Millionaire. I have your friend Wendy here who needs your help to answer the one million dollar question. The next voice you hear will be Wendy's..." Wendy: "Anni, which of the following birds does not build it's own nest? Is it A) robin, B) sparrow, C) cuckoo, or D) thrush." Anni: "Oh geez, Wendy. That's simple. It's a cuckoo." Wendy: "Are you sure?" Anni: "I'm sure." Regis: "Wendy, you heard Anni. Do you keep the $500,000 or play for the million?" Wendy: "I want to play; I'll go with C) cuckoo". Regis:" Is that your final answer?" Wendy: "Yes." Regis: "Are you confident?" Wendy: "Yes; I think Anni's pretty smart." Regis: "You said C) cuckoo... And you're right! Congratulations, you have just won ONE MILLION DOLLARS!" To celebrate, Wendy flies Anni to New York. That night they go out on the town. As they're sipping champagne, Wendy looks at Anni and asks her," Tell me, how did you know that it was the cuckoo that does not build its own nest?" "Wendy, it was easy," replies her friend. "Everybody knows that cuckoos live in clocks." ���--------------------------TOON TIME------------------------------��� Stick people... <a href=" http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.13.1100 ">Click Here </a> http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.13.1100 So thats why... <a href=" http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.13.1099 ">Click Here </a> http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.13.1099 ���-------------------------WEIRD NEWS---------------------------��� Police in California who raided a private golf tournament say they found prostitutes' tents dotted around the course. They detained over 100 golfers and arrested six others during the raid on the Hidden Valley Golf Club in Norco. The Times says an LA restaurant booked the course under the name Golf Ventures, thought to be an alias for its real name. As the 100 competitors and 19 women were taken off for questioning, six people were led from the course in handcuffs. The club says it is as shocked as police. Lisa McConnell of the sheriff's department in Riverside County, east of LA, said: "As part of a golf tournament, sex acts were offered to participants for a fee. There were tents set up around the course where people could pay for sex." Club manager Eric Roush said: "The restaurant had a few tournaments here - three or four I would say. We knew nothing about any of this activity." Weird News is a daily feature of Purehumour...it contains a previously published News Report. If you find an article that you wish to see here..please send the article, name of the publication and date to: <a href=" mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] ">News</a> IF you like Weird News...subscribe to my weekly ezine of Weird News Weekly: <a href=" http://lists.paulsfunhouse.com ">Lists</a> ���--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------��� Here in Kentucky, you don't see too many people hang-gliding. Ol' Zeek decided to save up and get a hang-glider. He takes it to the highest mountain, and after struggling to the top, he gets ready to take flight. He takes off running and reaches the edge--into the wind he goes! Meanwhile, Maw & Paw Hicks were sittin' on the porch swing talkin bout the good ol days when maw spots the biggest bird she ever seen! " Look at the size of that bird, Paw!" she exclaims. Paw raises up," Git my gun, Maw." She runs into the house, brings out his pump shotgun. He takes careful aim. BANG...BANG.....BANG.....BANG! The monster size bird continues to sail silently over the tree tops." "I think ya missed him, Paw," she says. "Yeah," he replies, "but at least he let go of ol' Zeek!" ���-------------------------QUICK WIT-------------------------------��� [||||] P L E A S E R E L E A S E M E [||||] Former Oval Office tummler Monica Lewinsky dodged jury duty in a Big Apple City black robe and gavel palace by turning on the crocodiles and begging the benchmeister to disqualify her. (New York Daily News) Eyeball witnesses report that she came perilously close to dropping to her knees. Copyright � 2002 by Bob Mills, all rights reserved. http://www.topica.com/lists/funnysideup ���--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------��� A Trio of Limericks? There once was a young man, Horatio,380 Whose girlfriend wouldn't give him fellatio, She said, "He shouldn't pout, 'Cause he won't lick me out, And I think one for one's a fair ratio!" A deep-throated virgin named Netty, Was sucking a cock on the jetty. She said, "It tastes nice, Much better than rice; Though not quite as good as spaghetti." A horny young woman named Kate, Had hoped for a really hot date. But despite lots of kissing, His erection was missing; So next time she'll just masturbate. ���--------------------ADVERTISEMENT---------------------------��� Never Pay for Condoms! 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"Do you think I'm going to get younger?" ���---------------------------QUICKIE----------------------------------��� What do they call condoms in Germany? Weinerhosen ���--------------------------EDITORIAL--------------------------------��� This Week's Laughing Stalk by Erik Deckers Daddy Yaaaay! Kids have it pretty good these days. I'm not talking about those $&*#% teenagers with so many piercings in their ears they have the aerodynamics of a Wiffle ball, who insist on driving past my office blasting their radios so loudly the bass causes my heart to defibrillate. I'm talking about very young children, like my youngest daughter, who is so much like a tiny adult with her own little neuroses it's like watching "Baby Seinfeld." She's 20 months old, and she's at the stage where every accomplishment is equally important to the entire family, whether it's her first steps, the first time she said "gooblah," or the first time she didn't barf on me after drinking a whole bottle. Each milestone she reaches is celebrated with over-the-top enthusiasm, each developmental first is applauded and cheered as if she single-handedly revised the US tax code with a Tiny Hands crayon and her stuffed rabbit. And as she repeats each personal victory, she claps and screams wildly, hoping to recapture the heady joy usually reserved for Powerball winners and Olympic gold medalists. It's our fault, really. As good and loving parents, we shower both our daughters with hearty congratulations at their accomplishments, thus insuring they will pay for our stay in a first-class retirement home when the time comes. But we may have created a monster in our youngest daughter. Now, with every jar of baby food she eats, every bottle she drinks, every near-perfect pronunciation of "Constantinople" she utters, my youngest protege will clap maniacally for herself, and yell for us to do the same. "Daddy yaaaay!" She gets impatient and hollers at us if we wait more than 2 nanoseconds to follow suit. "Mommy yaaaay!" So like good parents, we clap and yell "yaay" for our praise-oriented toddler. You can imagine the corner we've painted ourselves into, now that our youngest daughter has started potty training. We're in the beginning stages of this Herculean labor, so every victory must be thoroughly celebrated in order to reinforce the desired behavior (i.e. not peeing on Daddy's new pants). Needless to say, it was a banner day in the Deckers house the first time she "used the big girl potty." The way we hollered and clapped, you would have thought the Indianapolis Colts had just won the Super Bowl and scored the winning touchdown in our own backyard. Kevin Spacey would have handed me his Oscar after witnessing my performance at this amazing bodily function accomplishment. I leapt to my feet, smacked my hands together until they stung, and whooped and cheered so wildly, bystanders would have thought I was having a seizure and tried to keep me from biting my tongue. And like any parent should be, I'm proud of my daughter. She's one step closer to becoming a fully functioning adult. But I'm also ashamed to admit that my first thought was "Good, we're one step closer to not changing her diapers in the middle of the night." Personally I think she got a bigger thrill than the rest of us, but it was still a proud moment for everyone involved. She was so excited by all this attention that if we hadn't already stuck a diaper on her, she would have undone all her accomplishments right there on the bathroom floor. Unfortunately we lose this sense of excitement and triumph as we grow older. Oh sure, there are those few shining moments we have while we're growing up, like getting our driver's license or graduating from high school. But once you hit six, it's all over. Maybe it's because people have a higher set of standards for us when we hit kindergarten, or they just get tired of all the clapping and yelling, but no one goes nuts for our victories like they did when we were two. No one claps for me when I run out of the office bathroom and shout, "Hey, I just went to the big boy potty." In fact, people usually avoid me for the rest of the day. No one yells "yaaay" or pats me on the head whenever I put things in correct alphabetical order or get all my numbers right. However, I have known people for whom this would be an appropriate response. No one did it for them either. This is a shame, because in this day and age, people could really use the same level of encouragement that young children receive. But we become jaded and cynical as the years go by. We don't even get that excited about our own accomplishments either -- not the same way we did when we were little -- and we've forgotten how excited we were when every little feat would drive our parents delirious with pride. My Dad: Son, you've just become the first American humor writer to ever be knighted by the Queen of England and to receive the Medal of Honor in the same week. I'm proud of you. Me: Thanks, Dad. It's almost as cool as the first time I ever used the big boy potty. . . Daddy yaaaay!! -- Erik Deckers is in sales and marketing by day, but at night he dons a cape and mask and. . . well, he doesn't fight crime so much as he just runs around his house making kung fu noises. He is shy, and doesn't want people to make fun of him. At other times, he writes a weekly humor column, which can be found at http://www.kconline.com/deckers. 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