ugnet_: The Top Ten Reasons Why Men Fail With Women

2004-02-19 Thread Owor Kipenji
“The Ten Most Dangerous Mistakes YOU Probably Make With Women—And What To Do About It...” Here Are The Top Ten Reasons Why Men Fail With Women—And How To Make Sure YOU Avoid Every One Of These Deadly Common Mistakes... MISTAKE #1: BeingToo Much Of A “Nice Guy” Have you ever noticed that the really

ugnet_: AFRICAN ECONOMIC WEB DOCTRINE

2004-02-19 Thread gook makanga
AFRICAN ECONOMIC WEB DOCTRINE KEYNOTE SPEECH BY DR. CHIKA A. ONYEANI AT THE MORGAN STATE UNIVERSITY'S BILL OF RIGHTS/TRANSAFRICA CONVOCATION. THURSDAY, DECEMBER 7, 2000. 11:00 A.M. CARL MURPHY FINE ARTS AUDITORIUM TOPIC: TRUTH, HONESTY AND FRANKNESS Good morning. President Earl Richardson,

ugnet_: RE: [FedsNet] UPC on Federalism

2004-02-19 Thread J Ssemakula
I'dn't trust the UPC further than I can throw them -- which is not very far; nor give their lies any currency. Unfortunately, while DP undergoes its re-birth, the UPC are lurching onto the very ideas we have long advocated, especially federalism based on economically viable units/states -- ideas

ugnet_: Govt to tax Television Sets! - desperation!!!

2004-02-19 Thread Rehema Mukooza
This is the most desperate tax the govt of Uganda has ever introduced!! How can they tax poor Ugandans for owning a TV for UgShs 10,000/=?? Our country will never develop!! Are they taxing Ugandans for recieving information off a TV or what?? This is the most stupid thing I've heard. a TV

ugnet_: Suddenly the courts of law matter a great deal

2004-02-19 Thread gook makanga
Suddenly the courts of law matter a great deal By Simwogerere Kyazze Feb 18 - 24, 2004 Well, isn't it nice to live in a democracy? It seems like eons ago when we bitterly complained about the judiciary's frailty in the face of a Godzilla-like executive branch of government, (see, 'It's

ugnet_: Gado on AIDS Prevention Strategy

2004-02-19 Thread Owor Kipenji
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ugnet_: The Birds and the Bees

2004-02-19 Thread Owor Kipenji
The Birds and the Bees A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know!" Little Johnny said, bursting into tears. Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong. "Oh Pop," Johnny sobbed, "For me there was no Santa Claus at age six, no

ugnet_: Guess Who?

2004-02-19 Thread Owor Kipenji
Guess Who? A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity gets the

ugnet_: What do a lwayer and a sperm have in common?

2004-02-19 Thread Owor Kipenji
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ugnet_: The Pig with the Wooden Leg

2004-02-19 Thread Owor Kipenji
There was a tourist on a farm and he asked the farmer why one pig had a wooden leg. The farmer said, ''That pig is the bravest pig I ever saw.'' ''So why does he have a wooden leg?'' the tourist asked. ''Well one night our house caught on fire. And he came into our house and he woke us all up.''

ugnet_: Observe the Book that Bush has!!

2004-02-19 Thread Owor Kipenji
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ugnet_: Observe the Book that Bush has!!

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ugnet_: The Binoculars Bush at his Best

2004-02-19 Thread Owor Kipenji
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ugnet_: Profile of a coalition choice against Movt

2004-02-19 Thread gook makanga
Profile of a coalition choice against Movt This That: By Henry Ochieng Feb 20, 2004 It could not have been said any better than in the minority reports of Prof. Frederick Ssempebwa and Mr Sam Owor of the Constitutional Review Commission. The professor said: "... the people had seen an elected

Re: ugnet_: Govt to tax Television Sets! - desperation!!!

2004-02-19 Thread Matekopoko
In a message dated 2/19/2004 3:15:40 PM Eastern Standard Time, [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: This is the most desperate tax the govt of Uganda has ever introduced!! How can they tax poor Ugandans for owning a TV for UgShs 10,000/=?? Our country will never develop!! Are they taxing Ugandans for

RE: ugnet_: Govt to tax Television Sets! - desperation!!!

2004-02-19 Thread Ed Kironde
Rehema This is not the introduction of TV tax in Uganda; it is the re-introduction of TV tax.  People had simply refused to pay it and it faded under the carpet. $0.42 a year, that is it about.  With everything constant, in 10 years, poor Ugandans who own TV sets will have paid a $4.20

RE: ugnet_: Observe the Book that Bush has!!

2004-02-19 Thread Ed Kironde
That is so cool, what else do we have upside down? -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Owor Kipenji Sent: Thursday, February 19, 2004 2:54 PM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED] Cc: [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject:

Re: ugnet_: RE: [FedsNet] UPC on Federalism

2004-02-19 Thread Matekopoko
In a message dated 2/19/2004 2:33:12 PM Eastern Standard Time, [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: UPC is our enemy, nor matter how they package themselves. Remember Naakulabye! Remember the infamous killing fields of 'Luweero Triangle'! Remember 'Panda Gari'! Remember 1966!, etc, etc. Never, never again!

ugnet_: Uganda: Six-Year-Old Walks 400 Km in Rebel Captivity

2004-02-19 Thread Matekopoko
"Uganda: Six-Year-Old Walks 400 Km in Rebel Captivity" Citizens: Do you sincerely believe that a six year old kid can walk 400 KM ? That is how credible the story below is! My guess is that the UPDF probably kidnapped the kid and tortured the hell out of the kid and then "Rescued" him from the

ugnet_: Parties plan rally

2004-02-19 Thread Matekopoko
Parties plan rally By Ssemujju Ibrahim Nganda Feb 20, 2004 KAMPALA - Leaders of the seven main opposition groups will hold a rally at Clock Tower tomorrow.The rally has been organised by Makindye West MP Nsubuga Nsambu. Mr Nsambu says that as area MP he intends to consult his constituents on

ugnet_: The Kabaka should have full powers... My party and I support that position

2004-02-19 Thread Matekopoko
MPs in talks over Kabaka's powers By Ssemujju Ibrahim Nganda Feb 20, 2004 KAMPALA - Legislators from Buganda met at Parliament yesterday to discuss Kabaka Mutebi's disappointment at being a king without any powers. The MPs met in the Training Suite.Buganda Caucus Chairman Tim Lwanga, who also

ugnet_: MPs pin soldiers in DRC case

2004-02-19 Thread Matekopoko
MPs pin soldiers in DRC case By Elias Biryabarema Feb 20, 2004 PARLIAMENT - Lawmakers are not happy that the government plans to spend pubic money to pay for out-of-court negotiations with the DR Congo.Uganda is working on an out-of-court settlement with DR Congo over the alleged plunder of

ugnet_: 300 LDUs to fight rustlers

2004-02-19 Thread Matekopoko
300 LDUs to fight rustlers By David Mafabi Feb 20, 2004 SIRONKO - A 300 man strong local defense unit force will be trained to fight Karimojong cattle rustlers here. "In an effort to prevent armed Karimojong cattle raids that have been plaguing this district, we have agreed with the third

ugnet_: Journalists should be brave - Ochora

2004-02-19 Thread Matekopoko
Journalists should be brave - Ochora By Odokonyero Moses Feb 20, 2004 GULU - The LC-V chairman here, Lt. Col. Walter Ochora, has advised journalists to take "calculated risks" in order to get "good" stories.He was closing a two-day radio production workshop for 30 journalists based in northern

ugnet_: Too many lies about Fr Carlos

2004-02-19 Thread Matekopoko
Too many lies about Fr Carlos I totally disagree with the article of Tina Turyagyenda and Justin Moro on Fr Carlos Rodriguez (Sunday Vision, February 15). First of all, the director of MISNA (Missionary Service News Agency) is Fr Giulio Albanese, not Fr Tarcisio Pazzaglia. Secondly, it is not

ugnet_: Mwanainchi Mr. Ssegawa Meddy from Kampala Writes ......

2004-02-19 Thread Matekopoko
Parties should be cautious I wish to comment on the on-going talks between political parties and the Movement Government. I would like to caution the parties that they might be digging their own grave. In the past, they sought audience with the government but failed. Now that President Museveni

ugnet_: UPC backs Kabaka for political power

2004-02-19 Thread Omar Kezimbira
UPC backs Kabaka for political power By Evelyn Lirri Feb 20, 2004 - Monitor KAMPALA - The Uganda Peoples Congress has supported Kabaka Mutebi's demand for real authority. The UPC Presidential Policy Commission Chairman, Dr James Rwanyarare, told reporters on Wednesday that the Kabaka's cry

ugnet_: U.N. investigates reports of cannibalism in Congo

2004-02-19 Thread Matekopoko
U.N. investigates reports of cannibalism in Congo By Finbarr O'Reilly KIGALI, Rwanda (Reuters) - The United Nations has launched an investigation into reports of cannibalism by Rwandan Hutu rebels hiding in eastern Democratic Republic of Congo, a spokesman said Thursday. Thousands of the rebels

Re: ugnet_: RE: [FedsNet] UPC on Federalism

2004-02-19 Thread J Ssemakula
Mr. Matekopok: I am not in the killing/imprisonment business, which is what the UPC excel at. I stated that UPC are our mortal enemies and gave concrete examples why that is my opinion. One would think that you might attack those ideas rather than resorting to the futile exercise of tying to

RE: ugnet_: UPC backs Kabaka for political power

2004-02-19 Thread Ed Kironde
That would be the easiest way to kill him too -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Omar Kezimbira Sent: Thursday, February 19, 2004 5:41 PM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Cc: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: ugnet_: UPC backs Kabaka for political

Re: ugnet_: RE: [FedsNet] UPC on Federalism

2004-02-19 Thread Matekopoko
In a message dated 2/19/2004 8:07:42 PM Eastern Standard Time, [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: I am not in the killing/imprisonment business, which is what the UPC excel at. since killing and imprisonment is not an option for you? I ask you again..what do you intend to do with members of the UPC who

Re: ugnet_: Govt to tax Television Sets! - desperation!!!

2004-02-19 Thread J Ssemakula
There is nothing unusual about a TX-tax in and of itself. I hear even the UK has such a tax. And if anyone cared to examine their cable bills in good-old US of A (phone-bill, utilities bill, etc), they will make the astounding discoveries that such taxes are indeed a common occurrnce. E.g.

ugnet_: UPC on Federalism

2004-02-19 Thread Matekopoko
In a message dated 2/19/2004 8:26:16 PM Eastern Standard Time, Matekopoko writes: To me, my paramount duty is clear: and that is, at all cost, do everything humanly -- and legally -- possible to ensure that UPC is never again in position to do us harm, no matter how the UPC package themselves.

ugnet_: FW: Asunder (Black Movie)

2004-02-19 Thread J Ssemakula
FYI. A New Tim Reid Movie- "Asunder" A new film by Tim Reid (Produced Film "Once upon a Time, when we were Colored") is coming to selected theaters. The movie is called Asunder and stars Blair Underwood and Michael Beach (Waiting to Exhale Soul Food). Help make this work. Please send

ugnet_: COUNTRIES IN EAST AFRICA CREATE RAPID INTERVENTION FORCE

2004-02-19 Thread Matekopoko
First order of buisness..you need to deploy very heavily in Ituri were Hutus are eating people, second order of Business you need to deploy in Burundi, Third order need to deploy in Sudan, fourth .. Another deployment is need in Ivory Coast, another one in Ethiopia, Somalia, ..you get the

RE: ugnet_: RE: [FedsNet] UPC on Federalism

2004-02-19 Thread Ed Kironde
Once a Wolf, always a wolf! UPC should stick to its principle. For UPC to reinvent the political powers of Kabaka would be compromising its principle (assuming of course it has principles). UPCs anarchy hates the monarchy. The Buganda Monarchy is evil to the UPC syndicalism. Compromising

RE: ugnet_: U.N. investigates reports of cannibalism in Congo

2004-02-19 Thread J Ssemakula
The UN should also investigate cannibalism practised by Kony in Northern Uganda -- see Monitor article of the former rebel witk a lust -- to kill. He gave grisly and sickening details of how he ate human brains and drank human blood and how all he thinks of is killing!! I wonder, is the human

RE: ugnet_: Govt to tax Television Sets! - desperation!!!

2004-02-19 Thread Rehema Mukooza
Ed: I don't care if this is the re-introduction of TV tax or not. What I'm saying is that Ugandans should not accept such kinds of legal robbery. $0.42 a year, $4.20 in 10yrsis not acceptable on Ugandan soil as TV tax! Yes, Ugandans are very "poor" even if they own TV sets. Owning a TV set does

RE: ugnet_: UPC on Federalism

2004-02-19 Thread J Ssemakula
Mr. Matek, Stupid propaganda is a a bit of an oxymoron, wouldn't you say. So, lets stick to facts. We are still waiting for you to present yours. As to the number of UPC supporters in Uganda, there is an interesting documents about the outcomes of 1980 elections. It gives thtese result by

Re: ugnet_: Govt to tax Television Sets! - desperation!!!

2004-02-19 Thread Rehema Mukooza
Ssemakula: I don't agree with you. There is something very unusual and disturbing about a TV-tax in and of itself!! The Ugandan economy is not identical to neither the UK nor American economies. The Ugandan economy should be ran using other approaches. Let us not fancy ourselves here by comparing

ugnet_: Buruku: Lugbara Happy and Contented in Buganda

2004-02-19 Thread J Ssemakula
Asiimye Abaganda okusenza abagwiiraBya Robert Masengere OMUKUNGU mu kakiiko k’ebyokulonda mu ggwanga, Mw. Tom Buruku asiimye Abaganda olw’okusenza Abalugwara ne babeera nabo nga tebabakijjanyizza. ”Kitusanyusa ewa ffe mu Arua okuwulira nti Balugwara bannaffe abaasenga kuno batudde ntende mu

Re: ugnet_: Govt to tax Television Sets! - desperation!!!

2004-02-19 Thread Rehema Mukooza
Matek: I do agree with you on this one. This is a very sad state of affair!!! Ugandans better wake up and rebel against this TV-tax. People should not allow to be squeezed until blood comes out!!! Ugandans need to breath! Let 2006 come, I will not vote any person who is going to increase taxes!

Re: ugnet_: RE: [FedsNet] UPC on Federalism

2004-02-19 Thread Joracha1
Semakula: Apparently everything that you have said has been done by the present regime more than the past. So where do we go from here as Uganda from different parts of the same country? Do you think your method will solve uganda's problem as a nation? Do you think it would be a good idea to

RE: ugnet_: Govt to tax Television Sets! - desperation!!!

2004-02-19 Thread Ed Kironde
Rehema Mukooza If I were to impose TV tax in Uganda, the 10,000/- would be monthly. People tend to forget paying the $0.42, so you make $5 month and use the proceeds to improve Sports and Performing Arts. Telecommunication was a by the way and I intimated that I

Re: ugnet_: UPC on Federalism

2004-02-19 Thread Matekopoko
Hear hear fellow citizens: Now our dear learnt friend is dragging us to I year some document from 1980. What about the so called document. Listen Ssemakula what are you NRM people scared of? If you think the NRM is more popular then carry out a simply text. Remove the embedded articles in the

RE: ugnet_: Govt to tax Television Sets! - desperation!!!

2004-02-19 Thread Ed Kironde
Rehema Mukooza If I were to impose TV tax in Uganda, the 10,000/- would be monthly. People tend to forget paying the $0.42, so you make $5 month and use the proceeds to improve Sports and Performing Arts. Telecommunication was a by the way and I intimated that I

RE: ugnet_: Govt to tax Television Sets! - desperation!!!

2004-02-19 Thread Ed Kironde
Rehema Mukooza If I were to impose TV tax in Uganda, the 10,000/- would be monthly. People tend to forget paying the $0.42, so you make $5 month and use the proceeds to improve Sports and Performing Arts. Telecommunication was a by the way and I intimated that I