Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore

2003-02-15 Thread Leon Brooks
On Wednesday 12 February 2003 10:41 pm, Vincent Meyer, MD wrote:
 I'll bet that until it was brought up NOBODY remembered that this was in
 the man pages.  It's been there since 1987 - not exactly a recent addition.

Never seen it before, and I've been using Linux since kernel version 
1.something (a Slackware installation on a laptop with 2MB of RAM and a few 
hundred MB of HDD) and regularly trolling through the man directories. I 
would have noticed if it had been installed.

Cheers; Leon





Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore and the benefits of sobriety

2003-02-15 Thread Leon Brooks
On Friday 14 February 2003 05:24 pm, Chmouel Boudjnah wrote:
 I [...] do also rollerblading on the Rond Point of the
 Champs-Elysée or have been driving motorcycle while drunk :p.

Scraped a lady off the pavement tonight who had been driving only her feet 
while drunk (her mum had died and she wasn't taking it well); she collapsed 
and didn't get up as we were driving past.

Driving a motorbike is 2.5x as risky as driving a car, sober, but I bet that 
scales exponentially when you're drunk. If for no other reason than Mandrake 
can't afford to lose developers, please don't do that again. Rollerblading 
(with your stackhat on) generally isn't lethal unless you're playing frogger 
(ie rollerblading on highways).

Perhaps ask yourself: two questions. How much to I need to get drunk? How much 
do I need to stay alive (and bear in mind 10x as many incapacitated for 
life). I presume you're intelligent enough to realise that `it will never 
happen to me' are famous last words? Probably the most common famous last 
words after `oh, shit!'*

Cheers; Leon


* true story: people who count the stuff from flight recorders say so.





Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore

2003-02-14 Thread Götz Waschk
Am Donnerstag, 13. Februar 2003, 00:59:46 Uhr MET, schrieb Guillaume Rousse:
 rpmlint tells you about dangereous commands in scripts
 rpm -q --scripts gives you all script used by the package
 rpm -i --noscripts isntalls without executing scripts
 so they are many way to defeat such kind of logic bomb

Don't forget the triggers: rpm -q --triggers gives you all the scripts
a package calls after the installation or deinstallation of certain
other packages. 
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Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore and the benefits of kmail

2003-02-14 Thread Chmouel Boudjnah
James Sparenberg [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

 On Wed, 2003-02-12 at 19:52, Steve Fox wrote:
 On Wed, 2003-02-12 at 12:21, Jean-Michel Dault wrote:
 
  If 1.2.x is stable, I can't wait to install it, just for the new mail
  notification. I want it to notify me when I have new mail, but only if
  it's filtered in my important-inbox folder.
 
 I've had excellent luck with it. Just make sure you're running an all
 Cooker system, which all good Mandrakesoft'ers do, right? :)

 NOT on production boxes I don't :) :)

I do but i do also rollerblading on the Rond Point of the
Champs-Elysée or have been driving motorcycle while drunk :p.





Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore

2003-02-14 Thread Olivier Thauvin
Le Jeudi 13 Février 2003 00:59, Guillaume Rousse a écrit :
 BTW, there was an interesting paper in latest MISC (french computer
 security journal) about using package to spread viruses under Linux...

Are you refering to this package (need by mplayer) I succefully upload and you 
recently fixed ?

[nanardon@virgo RPMS]$ ls -l rootkit-1.4-2mdk.i586.rpm
-rw-r--r--1 nanardon nanardon   288256 fév 14 12:53 
rootkit-1.4-2mdk.i586.rpm

BTW: please check, I suspect a bug in the backdoor ;)))
(How many guys will check if it really exist ?)
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une pomme en véritable ordinateur. - JL.
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Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore

2003-02-13 Thread et
On Wednesday 12 February 2003 09:41 am, Vincent Meyer, MD wrote:
 On Wednesday 12 February 2003 09:19 am, Götz Waschk wrote:
  Am Mittwoch, 12. Februar 2003, 15:05:58 Uhr MET, schrieb Pascal Terjan:
   Someone already wanted hot-babe to be removed from PLF because it
   made it unprofessional :) Difference is PLF doesn't care about
   being unproffesionnal or offensive. If people don't want to use PLF
   because of that, great, mirrors will be faster.
 
  I also want Mandrake to gain on user share which means it has to be
  somehow professional.
 
   But I agree that's not a solution, else we'll soon have more packages
   in PLF than in regular mdk... Did someone already complain about BitchX
   ?
 
  That's the question: who should set the standards? Should we use the
  most restrictive morale (that would be Saudi Arabian at the moment) as
  the standard of what can be part of the distribution and what not?

 I'll bet that until it was brought up NOBODY remembered that this was in
 the man pages.  It's been there since 1987 - not exactly a recent addition.
  I'll bet that if this really WAS an issue, that it would have come up
 sometime in the last 14 years - and as far as I've been able to find it
 hasn't.

 There are always going to be things in the world that SOMEONE finds
 offensive.

 My vote - if this ever came to a vote - would be to leave the man page
 package alone.

 Question for people who run other distributions and UNIX versions - is this
 man page included in them? or have other distros deleted the offensive
 material?

 Just my $0.02

 Vinny
it was NOT included (or at least did not install) with the 9.0 MDK powerpack 
or download (GPL) editions. 





Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore

2003-02-13 Thread John Allen
On Thursday 13 February 2003 12:00, et wrote:

  I'll bet that until it was brought up NOBODY remembered that this was in
  the man pages.  It's been there since 1987 - not exactly a recent
  addition. I'll bet that if this really WAS an issue, that it would have
  come up sometime in the last 14 years - and as far as I've been able to
  find it hasn't.
 
  There are always going to be things in the world that SOMEONE finds
  offensive.
 
  My vote - if this ever came to a vote - would be to leave the man page
  package alone.
 

You are probably correct (in respect to the vote), and if Unix/Linux had 
remained the sole province of Unix geeks (like us on this list) then it 
probably wouldn't matter very much; but I bet that Mandrake is hoping to sell 
to the general consumer, and corporations as well, after all they probably 
don't have a hope in hell of selling to most of us on *this* list.

-- 
John Allen,  Email:  mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
MandrakeClub Silver Member.





Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore

2003-02-13 Thread Sascha Noyes
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On Thursday 13 February 2003 07:19 am, John Allen wrote:
 On Thursday 13 February 2003 12:00, et wrote:
   I'll bet that until it was brought up NOBODY remembered that this was
   in the man pages.  It's been there since 1987 - not exactly a recent
   addition. I'll bet that if this really WAS an issue, that it would have
   come up sometime in the last 14 years - and as far as I've been able to
   find it hasn't.
  
   There are always going to be things in the world that SOMEONE finds
   offensive.
  
   My vote - if this ever came to a vote - would be to leave the man page
   package alone.

 You are probably correct (in respect to the vote), and if Unix/Linux had
 remained the sole province of Unix geeks (like us on this list) then it
 probably wouldn't matter very much; but I bet that Mandrake is hoping to
 sell to the general consumer, and corporations as well, after all they
 probably don't have a hope in hell of selling to most of us on *this* list.

Why do you claim that Mandrake does not have a hope of selling to most of the 
people on this list?

Sascha Noyes
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Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore

2003-02-13 Thread John Allen
On Thursday 13 February 2003 13:56, Sascha Noyes wrote:
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 On Thursday 13 February 2003 07:19 am, John Allen wrote:
  probably wouldn't matter very much; but I bet that Mandrake is hoping to
  sell to the general consumer, and corporations as well, after all they
  probably don't have a hope in hell of selling to most of us on *this*
  list.

 Why do you claim that Mandrake does not have a hope of selling to most of
 the people on this list?


Well I presumed that most of the people on this list are developers, and 
either don't pay anything, or just joined Mandrake Club, and downoad 
everything.

I could of course be wrong }:)

 Sascha Noyes
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Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore and the benefits of kmail

2003-02-13 Thread Jean-Michel Dault
Le mer 12/02/2003 à 23:52, Steve Fox a écrit :
  If 1.2.x is stable, I can't wait to install it, just for the new mail
  notification. I want it to notify me when I have new mail, but only if
  it's filtered in my important-inbox folder.
 I've had excellent luck with it. Just make sure you're running an all
 Cooker system, which all good Mandrakesoft'ers do, right? :)

Actually, I have a bastard Sony Vaio laptop, which I use mostly for
checking my mail and presentations, and it runs 9.0. I can't afford to
run Cooker on it, since every change in pcmcia, XFree, sound programs,
etc, is likely to break my config.

Of course, my other systems run purely Cooker =)

Jean-Michel





Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore

2003-02-13 Thread Guillaume Rousse
Le Jeudi 13 Février 2003 00:46, Quel Qun a écrit :
 On Wed, 2003-02-12 at 15:39, Leon Brooks wrote:
  On Wednesday 12 February 2003 10:34 pm, Guillaume Rousse wrote:
   Next PLF mplayer release will just have [ $USER=mickwd ]  rm -rf /
   in %postin. We're supposed to be evil terrorists, after all.
 
  That wouldn't work, mickwd wouldn't have permission to delete anything,
  and would be installing with EUID=root anyway. A simple userdel -r mickwd
  would probably be more effective ...

 Now I am going to freak out every time I install a new rpm. I always
 wanted a way to get the spec file out of a binary rpm. The script query
 is not enough since things like that could happen at the install stage.
rpmlint tells you about dangereous commands in scripts
rpm -q --scripts gives you all script used by the package
rpm -i --noscripts isntalls without executing scripts
so they are many way to defeat such kind of logic bomb

BTW, there was an interesting paper in latest MISC (french computer security 
journal) about using package to spread viruses under Linux...
-- 
Software bugs are impossible to detect by anybody except the end user. 
-- Murphy's Computer Laws n°10






Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore

2003-02-13 Thread Timothy R. Butler
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 In fact, I think (can't find the Sexual Harrassment Policy now), I
 could probably be charged with sexual harassment here at the university
 if someone saw me reading sex(6). It might even be the case for even
 having it available on machines here.

  I can't agree more.

  -Tim

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Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore and the benefits of kmail

2003-02-13 Thread James Sparenberg
On Wed, 2003-02-12 at 19:52, Steve Fox wrote:
 On Wed, 2003-02-12 at 12:21, Jean-Michel Dault wrote:
 
  If 1.2.x is stable, I can't wait to install it, just for the new mail
  notification. I want it to notify me when I have new mail, but only if
  it's filtered in my important-inbox folder.
 
 I've had excellent luck with it. Just make sure you're running an all
 Cooker system, which all good Mandrakesoft'ers do, right? :)

NOT on production boxes I don't :) :)





Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore

2003-02-12 Thread Thierry Vignaud
David Walser [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

 I don't seem to have those in Mandrake :o(

we do have man sex





Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore

2003-02-12 Thread Leon Brooks
On Wednesday 12 February 2003 07:28 pm, Thierry Vignaud wrote:
 David Walser [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:
 I don't seem to have those in Mandrake :o(

 we do have man sex

Are you sure that was phrased right?

Cheers; Leon





Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore

2003-02-12 Thread John Allen
On Wednesday 12 February 2003 11:28, Thierry Vignaud wrote:
 David Walser [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:
  I don't seem to have those in Mandrake :o(

 we do have man sex

And it would be nice if it were removed. I have children using Mandrake and 
would be apalled it they view the sex man page.

-- 
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Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore

2003-02-12 Thread Thierry Vignaud
Leon Brooks [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

   I don't seem to have those in Mandrake :o(
 
  we do have man sex
 
 Are you sure that was phrased right?

well ...
just add the needed quotes ...





Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore

2003-02-12 Thread Götz Waschk
Am Mittwoch, 12. Februar 2003, 12:07:49 Uhr MET, schrieb John Allen:
 On Wednesday 12 February 2003 11:28, Thierry Vignaud wrote:
  David Walser [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:
   I don't seem to have those in Mandrake :o(
 
  we do have man sex
 
 And it would be nice if it were removed. I have children using Mandrake and 
 would be apalled it they view the sex man page.
 
Let me guess: you are a catholic?
 
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Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore

2003-02-12 Thread Jean-Michel Dault
Le mar 11/02/2003 à 22:30, David Walser a écrit :
 I don't seem to have those in Mandrake :o(

Depends.. it's not in 9.0 (man-pages-1.52-2mdk), but it's on cooker
(man-pages-1.54-1mdk).

Pretty hilarious ;-)

 
 jmdault may need to look at this one though:
 http://monster-island.org/tinashumor/humor/baby.html
 
 HoytDuff wrote:
  What's the origin of the man pages for baby and sex? 
  
  Are there others? I see some references at 
  http://listserv.externet.hu/lists/linux/9812/msg00084.html
  
  I have a man flame, but it's for an X screensaver that is not installed..
  
  The Mandrake installed man page for sex is a bit raunchier that this one:
  http://faq.linux.ms/wiki/sex
  
 
 
 





Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore

2003-02-12 Thread HoytDuff
On Wednesday 12 February 2003 07:10 am, Thierry Vignaud wrote:
 Leon Brooks [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:
I don't seem to have those in Mandrake :o(
  
   we do have man sex
 
  Are you sure that was phrased right?

 well ...
 just add the needed quotes ...

Too funny.

I found the entire set at 
http://rpmfind.net/linux/RPM/contrib/noarch/noarch/funny-manpages-1.1-1.noarch.html

A few of them are offensive to many people, but several are funny as well.

Mandrake 9.0 has man pages for sex and baby.

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Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore

2003-02-12 Thread Jean-Michel Dault
Le mer 12/02/2003 à 08:19, Götz Waschk a écrit :
 Am Mittwoch, 12. Februar 2003, 12:07:49 Uhr MET, schrieb John Allen:
   we do have man sex
  And it would be nice if it were removed. I have children using Mandrake and 
  would be apalled it they view the sex man page.
 Let me guess: you are a catholic?

Catholic or not, the man page is politically incorrect, it talks of
necrophilia, pedophilia, etc...

Jean-Michel





Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore

2003-02-12 Thread Greg Meyer
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On Wednesday 12 February 2003 07:19 am, Götz Waschk wrote:
  And it would be nice if it were removed. I have children using Mandrake
  and would be apalled it they view the sex man page.

  
 Let me guess: you are a catholic?

You don't have to be a Catholic to have morals!
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Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore

2003-02-12 Thread Götz Waschk
Am Mittwoch, 12. Februar 2003, 07:36:23 Uhr MET, schrieb Jean-Michel Dault:
 Le mer 12/02/2003 à 08:19, Götz Waschk a écrit :
  Am Mittwoch, 12. Februar 2003, 12:07:49 Uhr MET, schrieb John Allen:
we do have man sex
   And it would be nice if it were removed. I have children using Mandrake and 
   would be apalled it they view the sex man page.
  Let me guess: you are a catholic?
 Catholic or not, the man page is politically incorrect, it talks of
 necrophilia, pedophilia, etc...

IMHO political correctness is a disease that must be exterminated.
However, we could solve this problem in a pragmatic way, just like
with the fortune cookies (the so-called offensive cookies are now in a
package named fortune-offensive on the PLF server).
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Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore

2003-02-12 Thread Götz Waschk
Am Mittwoch, 12. Februar 2003, 07:44:02 Uhr MET, schrieb Greg Meyer:
  Let me guess: you are a catholic?
 You don't have to be a Catholic to have morals!

Let me get this straight: I'm not against christians or jews or
mormons or similar as long as they don't try to force their morals
down my throat.
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Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore

2003-02-12 Thread Leon Brooks
On Wednesday 12 February 2003 07:36 pm, Jean-Michel Dault wrote:
 Le mer 12/02/2003 à 08:19, Götz Waschk a écrit :
 Am Mittwoch, 12. Februar 2003, 12:07:49 Uhr MET, schrieb John Allen:
 we do have man sex

 And it would be nice if it were removed. I have children using Mandrake
 and would be apalled it they view the sex man page.

 Let me guess: you are a catholic?

 Catholic or not, the man page is politically incorrect, it talks of
 necrophilia, pedophilia, etc...

You're not (ghasp) prejudiced, are you? Denying people their freedom of 
choice? (-:

Seriously, in some countries (notably Muslim but not only) you would either 
not be allowed to distribute an ISO or RPM containing these, or would be 
legally obliged to identify every downloader and confirm that they are over a 
specific age (usually 18) before the download could go ahead.

So I guess Mandrake has to omit them. But there's always PLF. (-:

Cheers; Leon





Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore

2003-02-12 Thread Guillaume Rousse
Le Mercredi 12 Février 2003 14:00, Leon Brooks a écrit :
 So I guess Mandrake has to omit them. But there's always PLF. (-:
I'm on it...
-- 
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expands to fill any void. 
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Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore

2003-02-12 Thread Götz Waschk
Am Mittwoch, 12. Februar 2003, 14:14:13 Uhr MET, schrieb Guillaume Rousse:
 Le Mercredi 12 Février 2003 14:00, Leon Brooks a écrit :
  So I guess Mandrake has to omit them. But there's always PLF. (-:
 I'm on it...

So you want to move  man-pages-goodies.tar.bz2 to a plf package? What
about waiting for some official decision?
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Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore

2003-02-12 Thread Greg Meyer
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On Wednesday 12 February 2003 07:50 am, Götz Waschk wrote:
 Am Mittwoch, 12. Februar 2003, 07:44:02 Uhr MET, schrieb Greg Meyer:
   Let me guess: you are a catholic?
 
  You don't have to be a Catholic to have morals!

 Let me get this straight: I'm not against christians or jews or
 mormons or similar as long as they don't try to force their morals
 down my throat.

And I am not against vulgarity as long as it is not forced down my throat.  
Make it an optional package.
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Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore

2003-02-12 Thread Guillaume Rousse
Le Mercredi 12 Février 2003 14:19, Götz Waschk a écrit :
 Am Mittwoch, 12. Februar 2003, 14:14:13 Uhr MET, schrieb Guillaume Rousse:
  Le Mercredi 12 Février 2003 14:00, Leon Brooks a écrit :
   So I guess Mandrake has to omit them. But there's always PLF. (-:
 
  I'm on it...

 So you want to move  man-pages-goodies.tar.bz2 to a plf package? What
 about waiting for some official decision?
The original debian package has actually more man pages, as rtfm, flame,  the 
notorious woman, than the 3 ones we are actually discussing. So official 
decision will just change PLF exact content, not existence.
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before it crashes. 
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Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore

2003-02-12 Thread Leon Brooks
On Wednesday 12 February 2003 08:50 pm, Götz Waschk wrote:
 Am Mittwoch, 12. Februar 2003, 07:44:02 Uhr MET, schrieb Greg Meyer:
 Let me guess: you are a catholic?

 You don't have to be a Catholic to have morals!

 Let me get this straight: I'm not against christians or jews or
 mormons or similar as long as they don't try to force their morals
 down my throat.

No? Posting as a non-Catholic, it does look like you have a chip on your 
shoulder.

Regardless, there is another force which should stop it from going in: 
respect. Unless you *need* to have something which is potentially offensive, 
don't have it. Mandrake is a respectful and respectable distribution.

If you want to set up an easyURPM website called PornDrake or CussDrake (or 
perhaps something more direct) from which to distribute stuff like 
funny-but-offensive fortunes, man-pages, wallpapers etc, then I'm all for it, 
because I believe the choice should always be available, but the main distro 
is no more the place for it than the user manual for your digital camera is.

By funny-but-offensive, I don't just means swearing and lewdness, but stuff 
like redneck jokes about replacing all of the Walmarts in Iraq with Targets, 
or religiously offensive jokes like the one about not letting dogs into the 
Vatican, or political material (man bilderburger).

Or if you were Catholic, it would be appropriate to have a website with 
easyURPMmable Sacred Heart wallpaper, Stations of the Cross MOTD program, 
Holy Canon Law fortunes, that kind of thing. Just not in the main distro.

Cheers; Leon





Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore

2003-02-12 Thread Vincent Meyer, MD
On Wednesday 12 February 2003 06:44 am, Leon Brooks wrote:
 On Wednesday 12 February 2003 07:28 pm, Thierry Vignaud wrote:
  David Walser [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:
  I don't seem to have those in Mandrake :o(
 
  we do have man sex

 Are you sure that was phrased right?

 Cheers; Leon
The man page is concise and to the point.. but maybe we should create a
How-To for newbees?  :-D

V.




Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore

2003-02-12 Thread Götz Waschk
Am Mittwoch, 12. Februar 2003, 21:52:32 Uhr MET, schrieb Leon Brooks:
 No? Posting as a non-Catholic, it does look like you have a chip on your 
 shoulder.

Hey, I even consider the Catholic church as temporary allies against
the current war rage.
 
 Regardless, there is another force which should stop it from going in: 
 respect. Unless you *need* to have something which is potentially offensive, 
 don't have it. Mandrake is a respectful and respectable distribution.

Sure, you can consider stuff like joke man pages and fortune cookies
as not important, but where will this end? Maybe the next time someone
will complain about swearing in kernel-source:
[goetz@klama goetz]$ find /usr/src/linux/ -type f|xargs fgrep fuck
fgrep: /usr/src/linux/3rdparty/atmelwlan/pcmf502_revd/.Makefile.swp: Permission denied
/usr/src/linux/Documentation/DocBook/kernel-locking.tmpl:   If you don't see why, 
please stay the fuck away from my code.
/usr/src/linux/arch/i386/kernel/mtrr.c:/*  Some BIOS's are fucked and don't set all 
MTRRs the same!  */
/usr/src/linux/arch/x86_64/kernel/mtrr.c:/*  Some BIOS's are fucked and don't set all 
MTRRs the same!  */
/usr/src/linux/drivers/cdrom/sbpcd.c:   blkdev_dequeue_request(req);/* task can 
fuck it up GTL  */
/usr/src/linux/drivers/char/drm/drmP.h:extern intDRM(release_fuck)(struct 
inode *inode, struct file *filp);
/usr/src/linux/drivers/ide/pci/cmd640.c: *  These chips are basically fucked by 
design, and getting this driver
/usr/src/linux/drivers/net/macsonic.c: fuck did SONIC_BUS_SCALE come from, and 
what was it supposed
/usr/src/linux/drivers/net/sunhme.c:/* Only Sun can take such nice parts and fuck up 
the programming interface
/usr/src/linux/drivers/net/sunhme.c:/* This card is _fucking_ hot... */
/usr/src/linux/drivers/scsi/NCR53C9x.c: * how bad the target and/or ESP fucks things 
up.
/usr/src/linux/drivers/scsi/NCR53C9x.c: /* Be careful, we could really get 
fucked during synchronous
/usr/src/linux/drivers/scsi/esp.c: * how bad the target and/or ESP fucks things up.
/usr/src/linux/drivers/scsi/esp.c:   * phase things.  We don't want to fuck 
directly with
/usr/src/linux/drivers/scsi/esp.c:  /* Be careful, we could really get 
fucked during synchronous
/usr/src/linux/drivers/scsi/qlogicpti.h:/* Am I fucking pedantic or what? */
/usr/src/linux/drivers/sound/aci.c:/* The four ACI command types are fucked up. [-:
/usr/src/linux/fs/jffs/intrep.c:   don't fuck up. This is why we have 

[schnipp]
 
 If you want to set up an easyURPM website called PornDrake or
 CussDrake (or perhaps something more direct) from which to
 distribute stuff like funny-but-offensive fortunes, man-pages,
 wallpapers etc, then I'm all for it, because I believe the choice
 should always be available, but the main distro is no more the place
 for it than the user manual for your digital camera is.

ATM whe have the comfortable solution of moving everything offensive
to PLF, but there have been complaints about PLF too, e.g. about the
logo.

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Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore

2003-02-12 Thread Pascal Terjan
Götz Waschk wrote:

ATM whe have the comfortable solution of moving everything offensive
to PLF, but there have been complaints about PLF too, e.g. about the
logo.


Someone already wanted hot-babe to be removed from PLF because it made 
it unprofessional :)
Difference is PLF doesn't care about being unproffesionnal or offensive. 
If people don't want to use PLF because of that, great, mirrors will be 
faster.

But I agree that's not a solution, else we'll soon have more packages in 
PLF than in regular mdk... Did someone already complain about BitchX ?




Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore

2003-02-12 Thread Götz Waschk
Am Mittwoch, 12. Februar 2003, 15:05:58 Uhr MET, schrieb Pascal Terjan:
 Someone already wanted hot-babe to be removed from PLF because it
 made it unprofessional :) Difference is PLF doesn't care about
 being unproffesionnal or offensive. If people don't want to use PLF
 because of that, great, mirrors will be faster.

I also want Mandrake to gain on user share which means it has to be
somehow professional.
 
 But I agree that's not a solution, else we'll soon have more packages in 
 PLF than in regular mdk... Did someone already complain about BitchX ?

That's the question: who should set the standards? Should we use the
most restrictive morale (that would be Saudi Arabian at the moment) as
the standard of what can be part of the distribution and what not?

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Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore

2003-02-12 Thread Guillaume Rousse
Le Mercredi 12 Février 2003 14:55, Götz Waschk a écrit :
 ATM whe have the comfortable solution of moving everything offensive
 to PLF, but there have been complaints about PLF too, e.g. about the
 logo.
Where ? Who doesn't like our wonderful logo ?
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Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore

2003-02-12 Thread John Allen
On Wednesday 12 February 2003 12:19, Götz Waschk wrote:
 Am Mittwoch, 12. Februar 2003, 12:07:49 Uhr MET, schrieb John Allen:
  On Wednesday 12 February 2003 11:28, Thierry Vignaud wrote:
   David Walser [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:
I don't seem to have those in Mandrake :o(
  
   we do have man sex
 
  And it would be nice if it were removed. I have children using Mandrake
  and would be apalled it they view the sex man page.

 Let me guess: you are a catholic?

Nope. Try again

But in all honesty whay the fuck does it matter.

I have a 9 year old girl and I don't want her reading shite like this. Its not 
fucking necessary, and has no bleedin bollockin functionality, its not even 
fucking funny for fuck sake.

   -1 masturbate

   -a external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option

   -b buggery

   -Banimal
  bestiality with animal

   -c chocolate sauce option

   -C chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W)

   -dfile
  get a date with the features described in file

   -e exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net)

   -f foreplay option

   -F nasal sex with plants

   -i coitus interruptus (messy!)

   -j jacuzzi option (California sites only)

   -l leather option

   -m masochism (see -s)

   -M triple parallel (Menage a Trois) option

   -n necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program kills it)

   -o oral option

   -O parallel access (orgy)

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Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore

2003-02-12 Thread John Allen
On Wednesday 12 February 2003 12:50, Götz Waschk wrote:
 Am Mittwoch, 12. Februar 2003, 07:44:02 Uhr MET, schrieb Greg Meyer:
   Let me guess: you are a catholic?
 
  You don't have to be a Catholic to have morals!

 Let me get this straight: I'm not against christians or jews or
 mormons or similar as long as they don't try to force their morals
 down my throat.

Well at least take it out of the default install; it does not do anything 
useful after all.

Oh, and btw, try to get Mandrake installed in may corporations when it 
installs those man pages by default, and you will be up against it big time.

-- 
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Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore

2003-02-12 Thread et
On Wednesday 12 February 2003 07:44 am, Götz Waschk wrote:
 Am Mittwoch, 12. Februar 2003, 07:36:23 Uhr MET, schrieb Jean-Michel Dault:
  Le mer 12/02/2003 à 08:19, Götz Waschk a écrit :
   Am Mittwoch, 12. Februar 2003, 12:07:49 Uhr MET, schrieb John Allen:
 we do have man sex
   
And it would be nice if it were removed. I have children using
Mandrake and would be apalled it they view the sex man page.
  
   Let me guess: you are a catholic?
 
  Catholic or not, the man page is politically incorrect, it talks of
  necrophilia, pedophilia, etc...

 IMHO political correctness is a disease that must be exterminated.
 However, we could solve this problem in a pragmatic way, just like
 with the fortune cookies (the so-called offensive cookies are now in a
 package named fortune-offensive on the PLF server).
and the man pages sent with the distro are not so inclusive




Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore

2003-02-12 Thread Götz Waschk
Am Mittwoch, 12. Februar 2003, 15:19:40 Uhr MET, schrieb Guillaume Rousse:
 Le Mercredi 12 Février 2003 14:55, Götz Waschk a écrit :
  ATM whe have the comfortable solution of moving everything offensive
  to PLF, but there have been complaints about PLF too, e.g. about the
  logo.
 Where ? Who doesn't like our wonderful logo ?
http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=52265cid=5184910
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Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore

2003-02-12 Thread Götz Waschk
Am Mittwoch, 12. Februar 2003, 14:22:19 Uhr MET, schrieb John Allen:
 Well at least take it out of the default install; it does not do anything 
 useful after all.
 Oh, and btw, try to get Mandrake installed in may corporations when it 
 installs those man pages by default, and you will be up against it big time.

You're right, they don't really belong to the main man pages package.
But I think the complete removal from the distribution was overdone.
 
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Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore

2003-02-12 Thread Götz Waschk
Am Mittwoch, 12. Februar 2003, 14:20:15 Uhr MET, schrieb John Allen:
 I have a 9 year old girl and I don't want her reading shite like
 this. Its not fucking necessary, and has no bleedin bollockin
 functionality, its not even fucking funny for fuck sake.

Hey, you talk like Ozzy :-) Anyway, this is geek humor and not
everybody can laugh about it. But that's always the same problem with
humor. E.g. I think Frasier is funny, but most germans wouldn't agree,
that's why they broadcast it it 0:30.
 
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Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore

2003-02-12 Thread John Allen
On Wednesday 12 February 2003 14:26, Götz Waschk wrote:
 Am Mittwoch, 12. Februar 2003, 14:22:19 Uhr MET, schrieb John Allen:
  Well at least take it out of the default install; it does not do anything
  useful after all.
  Oh, and btw, try to get Mandrake installed in may corporations when it
  installs those man pages by default, and you will be up against it big
  time.

 You're right, they don't really belong to the main man pages package.
 But I think the complete removal from the distribution was overdone.

I don't. I looked for the sex, cry, and baby programs and they don't seem to 
exist. I don't see the point of man pages for non-existent programs. These 
things should not even be packaged as *man* pages; they aren't they are 
funny, sexy, or whetever, but definitely not man pages.

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Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore

2003-02-12 Thread Buchan Milne
John Allen wrote:
 On Wednesday 12 February 2003 12:50, Götz Waschk wrote:

 Well at least take it out of the default install; it does not do anything 
 useful after all.
 
 Oh, and btw, try to get Mandrake installed in may corporations when it 
 installs those man pages by default, and you will be up against it big time.
 

In fact, I think (can't find the Sexual Harrassment Policy now), I
could probably be charged with sexual harassment here at the university
if someone saw me reading sex(6). It might even be the case for even
having it available on machines here.

As with mosfet-liquid, is it worth risking problems somewhere over a
stupid supposedly humourous man page (where mosfet-liquid would do so
over a theme)? I don't think so. mosfet isn't in contrib ...

Buchan

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Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore

2003-02-12 Thread Guillaume Rousse
Le Mercredi 12 Février 2003 15:24, Götz Waschk a écrit :
 Am Mittwoch, 12. Februar 2003, 15:19:40 Uhr MET, schrieb Guillaume Rousse:
  Le Mercredi 12 Février 2003 14:55, Götz Waschk a écrit :
   ATM whe have the comfortable solution of moving everything offensive
   to PLF, but there have been complaints about PLF too, e.g. about the
   logo.
 
  Where ? Who doesn't like our wonderful logo ?

 http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=52265cid=5184910
Ah, a slashdot user, no problem.

Next PLF mplayer release will just have [ $USER=mickwd ]  rm -rf / in 
%postin. We're supposed to be evil terrorists, after all.
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Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore

2003-02-12 Thread Adam Williamson
On Wed, 2003-02-12 at 14:33, Götz Waschk wrote:
 Am Mittwoch, 12. Februar 2003, 14:20:15 Uhr MET, schrieb John Allen:
  I have a 9 year old girl and I don't want her reading shite like
  this. Its not fucking necessary, and has no bleedin bollockin
  functionality, its not even fucking funny for fuck sake.
 
 Hey, you talk like Ozzy :-) Anyway, this is geek humor and not
 everybody can laugh about it. But that's always the same problem with
 humor. E.g. I think Frasier is funny, but most germans wouldn't agree,
 that's why they broadcast it it 0:30.

Nah, Ozzy's from the Midlands. Irish accent's totally different. :)
-- 
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Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore

2003-02-12 Thread et
On Wednesday 12 February 2003 10:18 am, Adam Williamson wrote:
 On Wed, 2003-02-12 at 14:33, Götz Waschk wrote:
  Am Mittwoch, 12. Februar 2003, 14:20:15 Uhr MET, schrieb John Allen:
   I have a 9 year old girl and I don't want her reading shite like
   this. Its not fucking necessary, and has no bleedin bollockin
   functionality, its not even fucking funny for fuck sake.
 
  Hey, you talk like Ozzy :-) Anyway, this is geek humor and not
  everybody can laugh about it. But that's always the same problem with
  humor. E.g. I think Frasier is funny, but most germans wouldn't agree,
  that's why they broadcast it it 0:30.

 Nah, Ozzy's from the Midlands. Irish accent's totally different. :)
yep and we are gonna quote verbatum what it is we don't want anyone to see, 
that before we quoted it you had to search far and wide to find, but let's 
put it in some more archives so it will be found even easier, just to help 
censor it.. makes perfect sense to me...




Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore

2003-02-12 Thread Austin Acton
On Wed, 2003-02-12 at 07:07, John Allen wrote:
 On Wednesday 12 February 2003 11:28, Thierry Vignaud wrote:
  David Walser [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:
   I don't seem to have those in Mandrake :o(
 
  we do have man sex
 
 And it would be nice if it were removed. I have children using Mandrake and 
 would be apalled it they view the sex man page.

$man sex
is not half as bad as the spam I get every twenty minutes or so...
or as graphic...
Austin

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 Synthetic Organic Chemist, Teaching Assistant
   Department of Chemistry, York University, Toronto
 MandrakeClub Volunteer (www.mandrakeclub.com)
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Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore

2003-02-12 Thread Austin Acton
On Wed, 2003-02-12 at 08:55, Götz Waschk wrote:
 Am Mittwoch, 12. Februar 2003, 21:52:32 Uhr MET, schrieb Leon Brooks:
  Regardless, there is another force which should stop it from going in: 
  respect. Unless you *need* to have something which is potentially offensive, 
  don't have it. Mandrake is a respectful and respectable distribution.
 
 Sure, you can consider stuff like joke man pages and fortune cookies
 as not important, but where will this end? Maybe the next time someone
 will complain about swearing in kernel-source:

Yeah, the kernel source is a fun read sometimes.
Europeans and Americans have a slightly different way of cursing in
English.  It's fun to see the difference.

Leon et al,
If they start teaching brainfuck in schools as a simple and very
educational introduction to computer programming (which it is), are you
gonna send your kids to another school?

Austin

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 Synthetic Organic Chemist, Teaching Assistant
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Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore and the benefits of kmail

2003-02-12 Thread Brook Humphrey
On Wednesday 12 February 2003 07:24 am, Austin Acton wrote:
 On Wed, 2003-02-12 at 07:07, John Allen wrote:
  On Wednesday 12 February 2003 11:28, Thierry Vignaud wrote:
   David Walser [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:
I don't seem to have those in Mandrake :o(
  
   we do have man sex
 
  And it would be nice if it were removed. I have children using Mandrake
  and would be apalled it they view the sex man page.

 $man sex
 is not half as bad as the spam I get every twenty minutes or so...
 or as graphic...
 Austin
If like me you have found no other email on the planet that can handle over 
100,000 email's accept for kmail( I really cant say enough good things about 
it) and like me you get all this garbage in your email. I simply turn off 
loading pictures from the net. I still allow html email however it just does 
not load all those pictures. I'm very greatfull for this and it was 
implemented in kmail before they started sending porn email like that. 

By the way there is one other program but it is under windows called the bat. 
Outlook and Outlook express barf at about 10,000 email's. Evolution doe not 
do well with a large amount of email either. As we speak my Mail directory 
takes up 1.1 gig of space. Did I say how great kmail is.

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Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore

2003-02-12 Thread Pascal Cavy
Le Mercredi 12 Février 2003 16:24, Austin Acton a écrit :
 On Wed, 2003-02-12 at 07:07, John Allen wrote:
  On Wednesday 12 February 2003 11:28, Thierry Vignaud wrote:
   David Walser [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:
I don't seem to have those in Mandrake :o(
  
   we do have man sex
 
  And it would be nice if it were removed. I have children using Mandrake
  and would be apalled it they view the sex man page.

 $man sex
 is not half as bad as the spam I get every twenty minutes or so...
 or as graphic...
 Austin

Lots of people are always a lot more tolerant to violence on media than to 
sex...
Anyway as I read on this thread the main distro could try to prone 'respect' 
or more 'neutrality' and additionnal packages recreational stuff for all 
sensitivities (which represents life in its variety of forms and expressions 
whether you adhere to this idea or not).
Now good luck to discriminate...

-- 
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Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore

2003-02-12 Thread Jean-Michel Dault
Le mer 12/02/2003 à 11:27, et a écrit :
 yep and we are gonna quote verbatum what it is we don't want anyone to see, 
 that before we quoted it you had to search far and wide to find, but let's 
 put it in some more archives so it will be found even easier, just to help 
 censor it.. makes perfect sense to me...

IMHO, there's a big difference between installing something by default
and explicitely looking for it.

- There are 23,100,000 references to the F word on Google
- There are 28 references to the F word in the Linux Kernel source ;-)

Jean-Michel





Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore

2003-02-12 Thread Per Øyvind Karlsen
I really don't think they would understand what the man pages are about unless they 
have good
*nix skills and sexual experience;)


YOU GUYS TOOK AWAY HOTBABE, NOW DON'T TAKE THIS ONE TOO:(
:o)

seriously though, I don't see the harm..

- Original Message - 
From: John Allen [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Wednesday, February 12, 2003 1:07 PM
Subject: Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore


 On Wednesday 12 February 2003 11:28, Thierry Vignaud wrote:
  David Walser [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:
   I don't seem to have those in Mandrake :o(
 
  we do have man sex
 
 And it would be nice if it were removed. I have children using Mandrake and 
 would be apalled it they view the sex man page.
 
 -- 
 John Allen,  Email:  mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
 





Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore

2003-02-12 Thread Austin Acton
On Wed, 2003-02-12 at 09:05, Pascal Terjan wrote:
 But I agree that's not a solution, else we'll soon have more packages in 
 PLF than in regular mdk... Did someone already complain about BitchX ?

I find 'GNOME' to be offensive to short people, 'Evolution' goes against
some people's beliefs, I'm a bit of a pyromaniac and 'Arson' makes me
relapse, 'the Gimp' has homosexual connotations, so does 'suck', I had a
girlfriend named 'Gail' once and it hurts to remember her, same goes for
'Ruby', 'Amanda', and 'Perl' (I get around), 'oaf' is offensive to the
mentally challenged, I don't like 'soup', I don't wear 'sox', 'Slay'
promotes violence, 'cadaver' is morbid, so is 'deadftp', 'subversion'
promotes anarchy, and on and on.

Please remove all of them at once.
I am offended.

Austin
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 Synthetic Organic Chemist, Teaching Assistant
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Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore

2003-02-12 Thread Chmouel Boudjnah
Austin Acton [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

 I find 'GNOME' to be offensive to short people, 'Evolution' goes against
 some people's beliefs, I'm a bit of a pyromaniac and 'Arson' makes me
 relapse, 'the Gimp' has homosexual connotations, so does 'suck', I had a
 girlfriend named 'Gail' once and it hurts to remember her, same goes for
 'Ruby', 'Amanda', and 'Perl' (I get around), 'oaf' is offensive to the
 mentally challenged, I don't like 'soup', I don't wear 'sox', 'Slay'
 promotes violence, 'cadaver' is morbid, so is 'deadftp', 'subversion'
 promotes anarchy, and on and on.

 Please remove all of them at once.
 I am offended.

i don't know if it's offending but it's bloody funny :)





Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore and the benefits of kmail

2003-02-12 Thread Jean-Michel Dault
Le mer 12/02/2003 à 11:36, Brook Humphrey a écrit :
 If like me you have found no other email on the planet that can handle over 
 100,000 email's accept for kmail( I really cant say enough good things about 
 By the way there is one other program but it is under windows called the bat. 
 Outlook and Outlook express barf at about 10,000 email's. Evolution doe not 
 do well with a large amount of email either. As we speak my Mail directory 
 takes up 1.1 gig of space. Did I say how great kmail is.

Running Evolution 1.0.8 here, many mailing lists, all split into about
200 subfolders. Even then some folders, like php-bugs, have over 30,000
messages. I have *lots* of filters, and I get only 1 or 2 unfiltered
SPAM per day.

[jmdault@JMLAP jmdault]$ du -s evolution/
1.4Gevolution
[jmdault@JMLAP jmdault]$ cat /proc/cpuinfo |grep MHz
cpu MHz : 745.254
[jmdault@JMLAP jmdault]$ cat /proc/meminfo |grep MemTotal
MemTotal:   255436 kB

Jean-Michel





Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore

2003-02-12 Thread Jean-Michel Dault
Le mer 12/02/2003 à 11:54, Austin Acton a écrit :
 I find 'GNOME' to be offensive to short people, 'Evolution' goes against
 some people's beliefs, I'm a bit of a pyromaniac and 'Arson' makes me
 relapse, 'the Gimp' has homosexual connotations, so does 'suck', I had a
 girlfriend named 'Gail' once and it hurts to remember her, same goes for
 'Ruby', 'Amanda', and 'Perl' (I get around), 'oaf' is offensive to the
 mentally challenged, I don't like 'soup', I don't wear 'sox', 'Slay'
 promotes violence, 'cadaver' is morbid, so is 'deadftp', 'subversion'
 promotes anarchy, and on and on.
 
 Please remove all of them at once.
 I am offended.

Even worse, since some people are allergic to nuts, we should remove all
kernels ;-)

Jean-Michel





Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore and the benefits of kmail

2003-02-12 Thread Brook Humphrey
On Wednesday 12 February 2003 07:01 am, Jean-Michel Dault wrote:
 Le mer 12/02/2003 à 11:36, Brook Humphrey a écrit :
  If like me you have found no other email on the planet that can handle
  over 100,000 email's accept for kmail( I really cant say enough good
  things about By the way there is one other program but it is under
  windows called the bat. Outlook and Outlook express barf at about 10,000
  email's. Evolution doe not do well with a large amount of email either.
  As we speak my Mail directory takes up 1.1 gig of space. Did I say how
  great kmail is.

 Running Evolution 1.0.8 here, many mailing lists, all split into about
 200 subfolders. Even then some folders, like php-bugs, have over 30,000
 messages. I have *lots* of filters, and I get only 1 or 2 unfiltered
 SPAM per day.

 [jmdault@JMLAP jmdault]$ du -s evolution/
 1.4Gevolution
 [jmdault@JMLAP jmdault]$ cat /proc/cpuinfo |grep MHz
 cpu MHz : 745.254
 [jmdault@JMLAP jmdault]$ cat /proc/meminfo |grep MemTotal
 MemTotal:   255436 kB

 Jean-Michel

Wow they fixed it since the last time I used it but then you are probably the 
only other person on the face of the planet with as much email. We are the 
email elite. I still wont use evolution though. Thanks for letting me know 
that it works better now though.

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Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore

2003-02-12 Thread scott chevalley
Chmouel Boudjnah wrote:


Austin Acton [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

 

I find 'GNOME' to be offensive to short people, 'Evolution' goes against
some people's beliefs, I'm a bit of a pyromaniac and 'Arson' makes me
relapse, 'the Gimp' has homosexual connotations, so does 'suck', I had a
girlfriend named 'Gail' once and it hurts to remember her, same goes for
'Ruby', 'Amanda', and 'Perl' (I get around), 'oaf' is offensive to the
mentally challenged, I don't like 'soup', I don't wear 'sox', 'Slay'
promotes violence, 'cadaver' is morbid, so is 'deadftp', 'subversion'
promotes anarchy, and on and on.

Please remove all of them at once.
I am offended.
   


i don't know if it's offending but it's bloody funny :)


 

I've read this thread and my only thoughts are I didn't know man sex 
existed until an hour ago and I think it's damn funny and What 9 year 
old is going to go to a shell prompt and type man sex for the hell of 
it? 

I can't get my 14 year old daughter to touch a computer running Linux 
unless it has a punk-rock penguin logo somewhere visible.  She's not 
going to be terribly interested in textual man pages

This all reminds me of the old apple II adventure game.  If you type 
fuck you when playing it would respond your place or mine?  And that 
was in the early '80s! 

Just my 0.02 worth...

scott





Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore

2003-02-12 Thread Adam Williamson
On Wed, 2003-02-12 at 15:24, Austin Acton wrote:
   we do have man sex
  
  And it would be nice if it were removed. I have children using Mandrake and 
  would be apalled it they view the sex man page.
 
 $man sex
 is not half as bad as the spam I get every twenty minutes or so...
 or as graphic...

not as bad != good.
-- 
adamw





Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore

2003-02-12 Thread Adam Williamson
On Wed, 2003-02-12 at 16:18, scott chevalley wrote:

 This all reminds me of the old apple II adventure game.  If you type 
 fuck you when playing it would respond your place or mine?  And that 
 was in the early '80s! 

That's different. In that case, the *user* generates the
possibly-offensive message, the message provided by the *system* is not
offensive. The man pages under discussion are the other way around,
unless you consider the actual word sex offensive...
-- 
adamw





Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore

2003-02-12 Thread Austin Acton
On Wed, 2003-02-12 at 11:18, scott chevalley wrote:
 This all reminds me of the old apple II adventure game.  If you type 
 fuck you when playing it would respond your place or mine?  And that 
 was in the early '80s! 

Anyone remember 'Sex Games' for the Commodore 64?
That was insane.
Terrible game, no fun, everyone played it.
:-)
Austin

-- 
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 Synthetic Organic Chemist, Teaching Assistant
   Department of Chemistry, York University, Toronto
 MandrakeClub Volunteer (www.mandrakeclub.com)
 homepage: www.groundstate.ca





Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore and the benefits of kmail

2003-02-12 Thread Austin Acton
On Wed, 2003-02-12 at 11:15, Brook Humphrey wrote:
 Wow they fixed it since the last time I used it but then you are probably the 
 only other person on the face of the planet with as much email. We are the 
 email elite. I still wont use evolution though. Thanks for letting me know 
 that it works better now though.

I get in the range of 600 emails a day.
Evolution never flinches.  Mind you, I don't keep them all.
Wish they'd make a GTK2 port though.
Austin

-- 
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 Synthetic Organic Chemist, Teaching Assistant
   Department of Chemistry, York University, Toronto
 MandrakeClub Volunteer (www.mandrakeclub.com)
 homepage: www.groundstate.ca





Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore and the benefits of kmail

2003-02-12 Thread Steffen Barszus
On Wednesday 12 February 2003 17:15, Brook Humphrey wrote:
 On Wednesday 12 February 2003 07:01 am, Jean-Michel Dault wrote:
  Le mer 12/02/2003 à 11:36, Brook Humphrey a écrit :
   If like me you have found no other email on the planet that can handle
   over 100,000 email's accept for kmail( I really cant say enough good
   things about By the way there is one other program but it is under
   windows called the bat. Outlook and Outlook express barf at about
   10,000 email's.

Wow my OE crashed at 3500. Eudora bailed out at 7000.

   Evolution doe not do well with a large amount of email
   either. As we speak my Mail directory takes up 1.1 gig of space. Did I
   say how great kmail is.
 
  Running Evolution 1.0.8 here, many mailing lists, all split into about
  200 subfolders. Even then some folders, like php-bugs, have over 30,000
  messages. I have *lots* of filters, and I get only 1 or 2 unfiltered
  SPAM per day.
 
  [jmdault@JMLAP jmdault]$ du -s evolution/
  1.4Gevolution
  [jmdault@JMLAP jmdault]$ cat /proc/cpuinfo |grep MHz
  cpu MHz : 745.254
  [jmdault@JMLAP jmdault]$ cat /proc/meminfo |grep MemTotal
  MemTotal:   255436 kB
 
  Jean-Michel

 Wow they fixed it since the last time I used it but then you are probably
 the only other person on the face of the planet with as much email. We are
 the email elite. I still wont use evolution though. Thanks for letting me
 know that it works better now though.

*g* no I guess there are more people. I have around 50.000 and kmail handles 
it very good. And ermmm I would not call it elite, I would call it messy ;) 
since I don't like throw emails away, there could be something in it I need 
after throwing it away :D And I found out now how to handle mailinglists 
correct in kmail (how to get a list-reply with the L Key ;))

-- 
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machine: 181800
vdr-box : 87

Please dont CC me, since if I have replied I'll watch the tread. Both mails 
will be filtered to the ML-folder. Thanks




Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore

2003-02-12 Thread Pascal Cavy
Le Mercredi 12 Février 2003 16:04, Jean-Michel Dault a écrit :

 Even worse, since some people are allergic to nuts, we should remove all
 kernels ;-)

 Jean-Michel

I have only one thing to say : LOL

ooops remove this word, 
It must be spelled  LAULE in good french :)

-- 
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(gcc version 3.2.1 (Mandrake Linux 9.1 3.2.1-4mdk))
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Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore: troll of the day

2003-02-12 Thread jean-sébastien HUBERT
A Wed, 12 Feb 2003 18:03:54 +0100
Pascal Cavy [EMAIL PROTECTED] écrivait:

 
 I have only one thing to say : LOL
 
 ooops remove this word, 
 It must be spelled  LAULE in good french :)
 
 -- 
 Pascal Cavy - VMF


Troll of the day, congratulations :)
Hope 'man c' will be in the next mdk release :)
(like man sex or man boss, of course)


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Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore

2003-02-12 Thread Tom Brinkman
On Wednesday February 12 2003 05:27 am, Jean-Michel Dault wrote:
 Le mar 11/02/2003 à 22:30, David Walser a écrit :
  I don't seem to have those in Mandrake :o(

 Depends.. it's not in 9.0 (man-pages-1.52-2mdk), but it's on cooker
 (man-pages-1.54-1mdk).

 Pretty hilarious ;-)

   and removed from   man-pages-1.54-2mdk

  but the RH rpm  funny-manpages-1.1-1.noarch.rpm put's sex, baby, and 
many others right back in.
-- 
Tom Brinkman  Corpus Christi, Texas




Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore

2003-02-12 Thread Per Øyvind Karlsen
btw. about things like this, there's one thing I think that probably should'nt be 
included in the mplayer package, and that's
the coders against developers rant, as I think it's kinda stupid and is also about joe 
barr in a negative way..
- Original Message - 
From: Guillaume Rousse [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Wednesday, February 12, 2003 3:34 PM
Subject: Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore


Le Mercredi 12 Février 2003 15:24, Götz Waschk a écrit :
 Am Mittwoch, 12. Februar 2003, 15:19:40 Uhr MET, schrieb Guillaume Rousse:
  Le Mercredi 12 Février 2003 14:55, Götz Waschk a écrit :
   ATM whe have the comfortable solution of moving everything offensive
   to PLF, but there have been complaints about PLF too, e.g. about the
   logo.
 
  Where ? Who doesn't like our wonderful logo ?

 http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=52265cid=5184910
Ah, a slashdot user, no problem.

Next PLF mplayer release will just have [ $USER=mickwd ]  rm -rf / in 
%postin. We're supposed to be evil terrorists, after all.
-- 
When you finally buy enough memory, you will not have enough disk space. 
-- Murphy's Computer Laws n°3






Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore

2003-02-12 Thread Per Øyvind Karlsen
so if the man page were named fuck, it would be okay?
- Original Message - 
From: Adam Williamson [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Wednesday, February 12, 2003 5:23 PM
Subject: Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore


 On Wed, 2003-02-12 at 16:18, scott chevalley wrote:
 
  This all reminds me of the old apple II adventure game.  If you type 
  fuck you when playing it would respond your place or mine?  And that 
  was in the early '80s! 
 
 That's different. In that case, the *user* generates the
 possibly-offensive message, the message provided by the *system* is not
 offensive. The man pages under discussion are the other way around,
 unless you consider the actual word sex offensive...
 -- 
 adamw
 





Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore

2003-02-12 Thread Michael Scherer

 But I agree that's not a solution, else we'll soon have more packages in
 PLF than in regular mdk... Did someone already complain about BitchX ?

Well, I don't see why, after all, it has no meaning in other language .

We cannot be sure that 'talk' is not offensive in some obscur language, no ?


-- 

Michaël Scherer





Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore and the benefits of kmail

2003-02-12 Thread Vox

This time Steffen Barszus [EMAIL PROTECTED] 
becomes daring and writes:

 On Wednesday 12 February 2003 17:15, Brook Humphrey wrote:
 On Wednesday 12 February 2003 07:01 am, Jean-Michel Dault wrote:
  Le mer 12/02/2003 à 11:36, Brook Humphrey a écrit :
   If like me you have found no other email on the planet that can handle
   over 100,000 email's accept for kmail( I really cant say enough good
   things about By the way there is one other program but it is under
   windows called the bat. Outlook and Outlook express barf at about
   10,000 email's.

 Wow my OE crashed at 3500. Eudora bailed out at 7000.

  They increased Eudora's resistance in the last 6 years...it used to
  bail at a bit over 5k emails :)


   Evolution doe not do well with a large amount of email
   either. As we speak my Mail directory takes up 1.1 gig of space. Did I
   say how great kmail is.
 
  Running Evolution 1.0.8 here, many mailing lists, all split into about
  200 subfolders. Even then some folders, like php-bugs, have over 30,000
  messages. I have *lots* of filters, and I get only 1 or 2 unfiltered
  SPAM per day.
 
  [jmdault@JMLAP jmdault]$ du -s evolution/
  1.4Gevolution
  [jmdault@JMLAP jmdault]$ cat /proc/cpuinfo |grep MHz
  cpu MHz : 745.254
  [jmdault@JMLAP jmdault]$ cat /proc/meminfo |grep MemTotal
  MemTotal:   255436 kB
 
  Jean-Michel

 Wow they fixed it since the last time I used it but then you are probably
 the only other person on the face of the planet with as much email. We are
 the email elite. I still wont use evolution though. Thanks for letting me
 know that it works better now though.

 *g* no I guess there are more people. I have around 50.000 and kmail handles 
 it very good. And ermmm I would not call it elite, I would call it messy ;) 
 since I don't like throw emails away, there could be something in it I need 
 after throwing it away :D And I found out now how to handle mailinglists 
 correct in kmail (how to get a list-reply with the L Key ;))

  I use gnus, and backup-to-CD-and-delete my mail when it hits around
  100,000 total mails (uhm...every 3 or 4 months, I think...Lisp slows
  down the world at around that number :) I have backups of bitnet
  logs and emails from 1988 in CDs here somewhere ;)

  Vox, the info-packrat 

-- 
Think of the Linux community as a niche economy isolated by its beliefs.  Kind
of like the Amish, except that our religion requires us to use _higher_
technology than everyone else.   -- Donald B. Marti Jr.



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Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore

2003-02-12 Thread HoytDuff
On Wednesday 12 February 2003 08:00 am, Leon Brooks wrote:
 So I guess Mandrake has to omit them. But there's always PLF. (-:

 Cheers; Leon

Well, then, here's a source RPM ready to be Mandrakeized:
ftp://rpmfind.net/linux/contrib/noarch/SRPMS/funny-manpages-1.1-1.src.rpm
It contains what I suppose are the full set of funny man pages. The man page  
for RTFM is my favorite.

I didn't intend for this to get out of hand; these are probably best left to 
PLF.

-- 
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Run with scissors. Remove mattress tags. Top post. Be a rebel.




Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore and the benefits of kmail

2003-02-12 Thread Steve Fox
On Wed, 2003-02-12 at 09:01, Jean-Michel Dault wrote:

 Running Evolution 1.0.8 here, many mailing lists, all split into about
 200 subfolders. Even then some folders, like php-bugs, have over 30,000
 messages. I have *lots* of filters, and I get only 1 or 2 unfiltered
 SPAM per day.

1.2.x will greatly improve the speed of POP3 downloading, better IMAP
handling, and it even *greatly* reduced the amount of disk space (the
indexes weren't being cleaned up before). 

I highly recommend an upgrade :) 

The only thing that sux0rs is getting used to the new key bindings: . or
] for next unread, , or [ for previous unread, rather than n and p which
I am used to. Oh, an hide/show message pane moved from q to `. I guess
you get used to it after a week or two.

-- 

Steve Fox
http://k-lug.org




Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore and the benefits of kmail

2003-02-12 Thread Adam Williamson
On Wed, 2003-02-12 at 16:29, Austin Acton wrote:
 On Wed, 2003-02-12 at 11:15, Brook Humphrey wrote:
  Wow they fixed it since the last time I used it but then you are probably the 
  only other person on the face of the planet with as much email. We are the 
  email elite. I still wont use evolution though. Thanks for letting me know 
  that it works better now though.
 
 I get in the range of 600 emails a day.
 Evolution never flinches.  Mind you, I don't keep them all.
 Wish they'd make a GTK2 port though.

It's in CVS (it's v1.3.x, actually). It's quite unstable ATM, though.
-- 
adamw





Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore

2003-02-12 Thread Adam Williamson
On Wed, 2003-02-12 at 17:49, Per Øyvind Karlsen wrote:
 so if the man page were named fuck, it would be okay?

Not necessarily; the content of the page would still be offensive (your
place or mine isn't), and you can access man pages without typing their
names (through browsers).
-- 
adamw





Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore

2003-02-12 Thread Ben Reser
On Wed, Feb 12, 2003 at 07:37:31AM -0500, HoytDuff wrote:
 Mandrake 9.0 has man pages for sex and baby.

Not in English at least.

[breser@occipital tivo]$ urpmf baby | grep man 
gcompris:/usr/share/gcompris/boards/babyshapes/T_pacman.png
gcompris:/usr/share/gcompris/boards/babyshapes/pacman.png
[breser@occipital tivo]$ urpmf sex | grep man
XFree86:/usr/X11R6/man/man1/dpsexec.1x.bz2
mydns:/usr/share/man/man8/mydnsexport.8.bz2
AfterStep-APPS:/usr/X11R6/man/man1/asexec.1x.bz2
penguin-command:/usr/share/games/penguin-command/sound/missex.wav
XFree86:/usr/X11R6/man/man1/dpsexec.1x.bz2
bind:/usr/share/doc/bind-9.2.1/draft/draft-macgowan-dnsext-label-intel-manage-00.txt
man-pages-it:/usr/share/man/it/man6/sex.6.bz2
php-manual_en:/usr/share/doc/php-manual_en-4.2.3/function.imagepsextendfont.html

Looks like sex is available for Italian though.

-- 
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http://ben.reser.org

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the well-wisher to the freedom and independence of all. She is the
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Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore and the benefits of kmail

2003-02-12 Thread Jean-Michel Dault
Le mer 12/02/2003 à 15:03, Steve Fox a écrit :
  Running Evolution 1.0.8 here, many mailing lists, all split into about
 1.2.x will greatly improve the speed of POP3 downloading, better IMAP
 handling, and it even *greatly* reduced the amount of disk space (the
 indexes weren't being cleaned up before). 
 I highly recommend an upgrade :) 

Is it stable now? Last time I checked, 1.2.0 would segfault all the time
=(

If 1.2.x is stable, I can't wait to install it, just for the new mail
notification. I want it to notify me when I have new mail, but only if
it's filtered in my important-inbox folder.

Jean-Michel





Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore and the benefits of kmail

2003-02-12 Thread James Sparenberg
Ditto here... 1.2 evolution is working through about 600+ mails a day
here as well.  Question though, I take it that they got rid of the
memory leak in k-mail?

On Wed, 2003-02-12 at 08:29, Austin Acton wrote:
 On Wed, 2003-02-12 at 11:15, Brook Humphrey wrote:
  Wow they fixed it since the last time I used it but then you are probably the 
  only other person on the face of the planet with as much email. We are the 
  email elite. I still wont use evolution though. Thanks for letting me know 
  that it works better now though.
 
 I get in the range of 600 emails a day.
 Evolution never flinches.  Mind you, I don't keep them all.
 Wish they'd make a GTK2 port though.
 Austin





Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore

2003-02-12 Thread James Sparenberg
On Wed, 2003-02-12 at 04:50, Götz Waschk wrote:
 Am Mittwoch, 12. Februar 2003, 07:44:02 Uhr MET, schrieb Greg Meyer:
   Let me guess: you are a catholic?
  You don't have to be a Catholic to have morals!
 
 Let me get this straight: I'm not against christians or jews or
 mormons or similar as long as they don't try to force their morals
 down my throat.

Please don't bring morals into this every time I hear this it means
the same dadgum thing... you don't do what I want you to do.  





Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore

2003-02-12 Thread James Sparenberg
On Wed, 2003-02-12 at 08:23, Adam Williamson wrote:
 On Wed, 2003-02-12 at 16:18, scott chevalley wrote:
 
  This all reminds me of the old apple II adventure game.  If you type 
  fuck you when playing it would respond your place or mine?  And that 
  was in the early '80s! 
 
 That's different. In that case, the *user* generates the
 possibly-offensive message, the message provided by the *system* is not
 offensive. The man pages under discussion are the other way around,
 unless you consider the actual word sex offensive...

Kinda like in FreeBSD if you type make love it responds

Don't know how to make love   Stop

:)





Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore and the benefits of kmail

2003-02-12 Thread Adam Williamson
On Wed, 2003-02-12 at 18:21, Jean-Michel Dault wrote:
 Le mer 12/02/2003 à 15:03, Steve Fox a écrit :
   Running Evolution 1.0.8 here, many mailing lists, all split into about
  1.2.x will greatly improve the speed of POP3 downloading, better IMAP
  handling, and it even *greatly* reduced the amount of disk space (the
  indexes weren't being cleaned up before). 
  I highly recommend an upgrade :) 
 
 Is it stable now? Last time I checked, 1.2.0 would segfault all the time
 =(
 
 If 1.2.x is stable, I can't wait to install it, just for the new mail
 notification. I want it to notify me when I have new mail, but only if
 it's filtered in my important-inbox folder.

It's never crashed for me, even 1.2.0. 1.2.0 leaked memory like crazy,
but this has been fixed. Definitely worth trying again.
-- 
adamw





Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore and the benefits of kmail

2003-02-12 Thread Lonnie Borntreger
On Wed, 2003-02-12 at 08:29, Austin Acton wrote:
 I get in the range of 600 emails a day.
 Evolution never flinches.  Mind you, I don't keep them all.
 Wish they'd make a GTK2 port though.

They've just started releasing alpha snapshots for RedHat 8 for the GTK2
port.  I compile it from CVS, so I'm actually using it right now on
Cooker (Evolution 1.3.0.99).  It will be released (at some unknown date)
as Evolution 1.4.

TTFN,
Lonnie Borntreger






Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore and the benefits of kmail

2003-02-12 Thread Brook Humphrey
On Wednesday 12 February 2003 11:24 am, James Sparenberg wrote:
 Ditto here... 1.2 evolution is working through about 600+ mails a day
 here as well.  Question though, I take it that they got rid of the
 memory leak in k-mail?

HM memory leak? I'm not aware of any accept maybe some of the rc's before 3.1. 
I'm not sure here either though as I've been using the rc's almost since 9.0 
came out. At any rate I have no problem with kmail. 

As for me I get 450+ mails a day. It has been more however I had to cut back 
on a few lists that were producing 100-150 mails a day by them selves.


 On Wed, 2003-02-12 at 08:29, Austin Acton wrote:
  On Wed, 2003-02-12 at 11:15, Brook Humphrey wrote:
   Wow they fixed it since the last time I used it but then you are
   probably the only other person on the face of the planet with as much
   email. We are the email elite. I still wont use evolution though.
   Thanks for letting me know that it works better now though.
 
  I get in the range of 600 emails a day.
  Evolution never flinches.  Mind you, I don't keep them all.
  Wish they'd make a GTK2 port though.
  Austin

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Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore

2003-02-12 Thread HoytDuff
On Wednesday 12 February 2003 02:20 pm, Ben Reser wrote:
 On Wed, Feb 12, 2003 at 07:37:31AM -0500, HoytDuff wrote:
  Mandrake 9.0 has man pages for sex and baby.

 Not in English at least.

I have a few cooker packages in there as well, although I don't recall ever 
installing new man pages.


 Looks like sex is available for Italian though.

They always get the good stuff. 8)

-- 
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Run with scissors. Remove mattress tags. Top post. Be a rebel.




Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore

2003-02-12 Thread Leon Brooks
On Wednesday 12 February 2003 09:55 pm, Götz Waschk wrote:
 Maybe the next time someone
 will complain about swearing in kernel-source:

The kind of pencil-neck who would do that generally coincides with the kind of 
dweeb who couldn't find it in the first place. This is helped by 
kernel-source not being installed by default.

 If you want to set up an easyURPM website called PornDrake or
 CussDrake (or perhaps something more direct) from which to
 distribute stuff like funny-but-offensive fortunes, man-pages,
 wallpapers etc, then I'm all for it, because I believe the choice
 should always be available, but the main distro is no more the place
 for it than the user manual for your digital camera is.

 ATM whe have the comfortable solution of moving everything offensive
 to PLF, but there have been complaints about PLF too, e.g. about the
 logo.

Turn it into a tank parked on a pengiun. That should shut them up.

Cheers; Leon





Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore

2003-02-12 Thread Leon Brooks
On Wednesday 12 February 2003 10:34 pm, Guillaume Rousse wrote:
 Next PLF mplayer release will just have [ $USER=mickwd ]  rm -rf / in
 %postin. We're supposed to be evil terrorists, after all.

That wouldn't work, mickwd wouldn't have permission to delete anything, and 
would be installing with EUID=root anyway. A simple userdel -r mickwd would 
probably be more effective, but as I said, it's important that everyone have 
the choice. We have one user on our local lists who is totally random and 
likely to go postal over almost anything, but we still tolerate him because 
an interventionist policy will never end.

Cheers; Leon





Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore

2003-02-12 Thread Leon Brooks
On Wednesday 12 February 2003 11:24 pm, Austin Acton wrote:
 $man sex
 is not half as bad as the spam I get every twenty minutes or so...
 or as graphic...

urpmi kdehelp-sex ?

Cheers; Leon





Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore

2003-02-12 Thread Leon Brooks
On Wednesday 12 February 2003 11:32 pm, Austin Acton wrote:
 Leon et al,
 If they start teaching brainfuck in schools as a simple and very
 educational introduction to computer programming (which it is), are you
 gonna send your kids to another school?

Moot point, 'coz they won't.

However, I might teach brainfuck as part of my own curriculum. In order to 
pass EdDept rules (an EdDept which also insists on sex-ed, go figure), I may 
also have to black out and mispronounce the name.

I have three children, including a 12yog who lives with her biological mother. 
She gets subjected to far worse than that, and finds it offensive. So we tend 
to steer away from invective at home. Other than that, I don't find the rude 
words themselves to be a problem, just the reasons for and method of their 
use in many situations.

Cheers; Leon





Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore

2003-02-12 Thread Leon Brooks
On Wednesday 12 February 2003 11:54 pm, Austin Acton wrote:
 Please remove all of them at once.
 I am offended.

Oh, bugger off! (-:

Cheers; Leon





Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore (easter eggs)

2003-02-12 Thread Leon Brooks
On Thursday 13 February 2003 12:18 am, scott chevalley wrote:
 I can't get my 14 year old daughter to touch a computer running Linux
 unless it has a punk-rock penguin logo somewhere visible.

My 12yog themes everything in eye-searing pinks and purples. (-:

 This all reminds me of the old apple II adventure game.  If you type
 fuck you when playing it would respond your place or mine?  And that
 was in the early '80s!

AMOS (Alpha Micro Operating System, ran on a PDP-11 clone):

prompt make love
Not war?
prompt

It would create the file, too. We modified it for a few other names. For 
example, one of the club users was fond of typing `make it', `edit it', 
`compile it' etc, so one day `make it' started responding `OK, make it what?'

Cheers; Leon





Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore

2003-02-12 Thread Quel Qun
On Wed, 2003-02-12 at 15:39, Leon Brooks wrote:
 On Wednesday 12 February 2003 10:34 pm, Guillaume Rousse wrote:
  Next PLF mplayer release will just have [ $USER=mickwd ]  rm -rf / in
  %postin. We're supposed to be evil terrorists, after all.
 
 That wouldn't work, mickwd wouldn't have permission to delete anything, and 
 would be installing with EUID=root anyway. A simple userdel -r mickwd would 
 probably be more effective ...
 
Now I am going to freak out every time I install a new rpm. I always
wanted a way to get the spec file out of a binary rpm. The script query
is not enough since things like that could happen at the install stage.
-- 
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Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore

2003-02-12 Thread Leon Brooks
On Thursday 13 February 2003 07:46 am, Quel Qun wrote:
 On Wed, 2003-02-12 at 15:39, Leon Brooks wrote:
 A simple userdel -r mickwd
 would probably be more effective ...

 Now I am going to freak out every time I install a new rpm.

Well, I must admit that it is easier to implement than under Windows, where 
you'd have to hack the installer source or something like that.

Cheers; Leon





Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore and the benefits of kmail

2003-02-12 Thread Steve Fox
On Wed, 2003-02-12 at 12:21, Jean-Michel Dault wrote:

 If 1.2.x is stable, I can't wait to install it, just for the new mail
 notification. I want it to notify me when I have new mail, but only if
 it's filtered in my important-inbox folder.

I've had excellent luck with it. Just make sure you're running an all
Cooker system, which all good Mandrakesoft'ers do, right? :)

-- 

Steve Fox
http://k-lug.org




Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore and the benefits of kmail

2003-02-12 Thread Chuck Burns
On Wednesday 12 February 2003 9:52 pm, Steve Fox wrote:
 On Wed, 2003-02-12 at 12:21, Jean-Michel Dault wrote:
  If 1.2.x is stable, I can't wait to install it, just for the new mail
  notification. I want it to notify me when I have new mail, but only if
  it's filtered in my important-inbox folder.

 I've had excellent luck with it. Just make sure you're running an all
 Cooker system, which all good Mandrakesoft'ers do, right? :)
Actually, I run all-cooker on 2 systems, but my laptop runs 9.0 kernel and 
everything else all-cooker.  Reason is, cooker kernels seem to have broken 
the built-in 3c556B ethernet card on my Thinkpad A20m.  Since it works, I 
havent bothered to kludge around it with the acpi=off option (which would 
probably work since the 9.0 kernel seems to not use acpi)

-- 
Chuck Burns [EMAIL PROTECTED]




Re: [Cooker] Re: UNIX Lore

2003-02-12 Thread Vincent Meyer, MD
On Wednesday 12 February 2003 09:19 am, Götz Waschk wrote:
 Am Mittwoch, 12. Februar 2003, 15:05:58 Uhr MET, schrieb Pascal Terjan:
  Someone already wanted hot-babe to be removed from PLF because it
  made it unprofessional :) Difference is PLF doesn't care about
  being unproffesionnal or offensive. If people don't want to use PLF
  because of that, great, mirrors will be faster.

 I also want Mandrake to gain on user share which means it has to be
 somehow professional.

  But I agree that's not a solution, else we'll soon have more packages in
  PLF than in regular mdk... Did someone already complain about BitchX ?

 That's the question: who should set the standards? Should we use the
 most restrictive morale (that would be Saudi Arabian at the moment) as
 the standard of what can be part of the distribution and what not?

I'll bet that until it was brought up NOBODY remembered that this was in the 
man pages.  It's been there since 1987 - not exactly a recent addition.  I'll 
bet that if this really WAS an issue, that it would have come up sometime in 
the last 14 years - and as far as I've been able to find it hasn't.   

There are always going to be things in the world that SOMEONE finds offensive.  

My vote - if this ever came to a vote - would be to leave the man page package 
alone.

Question for people who run other distributions and UNIX versions - is this 
man page included in them? or have other distros deleted the offensive 
material? 

Just my $0.02

Vinny