Re: On large programming teams [RE: A Swedish Idea]

2001-04-23 Thread Noah Nordrum


- Original Message -
From: Frank LaRosa [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: Orion-Interest [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Sunday, April 22, 2001 11:45 PM
Subject: Re: On large programming teams [RE: A Swedish Idea]

 Adding more programmers to a product early in its development cycle can
pay
 off. You have to add them early enough to account for the learning curve,
 which slows down the project for a while as the new programmers learn and
 the old programmers take time to teach them.

 The mistake most organizations make is adding more programmers after the
 project is overdue without taking into account the learning curve.
Good managers know this and account for it, and bad managers don't
realize that this is an expense that can really add up. Turnover is VERY
expensive. It becomes easier if your codebase is well architected, using
common design patterns, and you have a well documented system (complete list
of features, clear requirements list, functional specs, etc), but there
still is the problem of learning how things are done at a company. This
becomes even more critical on small teams.

Unfortunately there are more bad managers out there than good ones
(Peter Principle - in a hierarchically structured administration, people
tend to be promoted up to their level of incompetence. ). Unfortunately
there are more poorly architected systems out there than good ones. All we
can do is work with what we are given, and remeber that if the place sucks,
you can leave. Even in this market, it's not that difficult to go out and
find a new job that will make you happy, and will probably even pay more,
bunches more (just remember, if you don't ask for more, you won't get it).

 The best way to manage a late project is to cut the project's scope. The
 next best way is to extend the due date. The worst thing to do is demand
 more programming in less time, because this serves to reduce the quality
of
 the programming.
Agreed. But even worse is demanding more programming, and expanding the
project scope :) Seriously though, long hours are the spawn of satan. It's
ok for a while if you NEED to crunch down and get something done, but as a
way of life it sucks. You will be much happier and much more productive if
you are able to get out and enjoy life, and aren't having to deal with your
PHB hovering over you, or have to sit in meetings for hours because somebody
likes to hear themself talk.

Sorry I got a little off topic for Orion-Interest, but I was on a roll ;-)~


Noah Nordrum
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 - Original Message -
 From: Frank Eggink [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 To: Orion-Interest [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Sent: Saturday, April 21, 2001 7:01 AM
 Subject: On large programming teams [RE: A Swedish Idea]


  The following is one of the classic readings on programming at large. 25
 years old and I
  can still recommend it:
 
  The Mythical Man-Month from F.P. Brooks jr.
 
  Yes, it's even 26 years old and talks about OS/360, some odd system
which
 is now out
  performed by your 100$ marketvalue Pentium I machine, but programming is
 done by
  humans which haven't much changed over the last 25 years.
 
  On the experience I have had so far with large projects I can only agree
 with him. Changing
  one of his 'laws' slightly:
 
  Adding more programmers to a product makes the product worse.
 
 
  So far I have not found evidence against this law ;-)
 
  FE
 
  On Thursday, April 19, 2001 3:06 PM, Jay Armstrong
 [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] wrote:
   Generally, I agree with the comment about Micro$oft quality of code,
 though
   I've seen some pretty horrible code from outside the US, too. :)
  
   Bill Gates may be from the US, but Micro$oft employees come from all
 over
   the world.  Visit Redmond, WA, USA and you'll see for yourself.
  
   At 09:50 AM 4/19/01 +0200, you wrote:
   And Micro$oft programmers are from...?
   
   I suppose that the country they're from produce the shittiest code of
 em all
   :)
   
   Johan
   - Original Message -
   From: Joseph B. Ottinger [EMAIL PROTECTED]
   To: Orion-Interest [EMAIL PROTECTED]
   Sent: Wednesday, April 18, 2001 4:20 PM
   Subject: Re: A Swedish Idea
   
   
Personally, I'm becoming more and more convinced that not only is
 Sweden
full of lousy programmers, but they're all lousy in congruent ways
 just to
make the rest of the world's jobs harder.
   
I say we all start using Bavarian products, if only because
Bavarian
 names
seem to have a better vowel/consonant ratio.
   
Say, Randy... what country are YOU from? (That's the leading
 indicator for
quality of code...)
   
On Wed, Apr 18, 2001 at 08:49:24AM -0500, Kemp Randy-W18971 wrote:
 Now this may be a dumb idea, and I am just thinking up
brainstorms
 to
   promote Orion, but it occurred to me that both Mysql and Orion are in
   Sweden.  Now I don't know how big Sweden is, but perhaps a meeting
 between
   the two teams could find ways to mutually promote or bridge

RE: On large programming teams [RE: A Swedish Idea]

2001-04-23 Thread Frank Eggink

Yes, and the pun is that you get something after one month, but it is not a baby you 
would like to have.

On Saturday, April 21, 2001 4:13 PM, Kemp Randy-W18971 
[SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] wrote:
  
 Yes!  A wonderful book I read many years ago.  There used to be a saying I
 heard, which management practices universally.  If a woman can produce a
 baby in nine months, then nine women can produce a baby in one month.
   The only problem with Gates is that he has no real competition.  Linux is
 probably the closest, and they don't really have a cutting share of Bill's
 market. 
 
 -Original Message-
 From: Frank Eggink
 To: Orion-Interest
 Sent: 4/21/01 7:01 AM
 Subject: On large programming teams [RE: A Swedish Idea] 
 
 The following is one of the classic readings on programming at large. 25
 years old and I
 can still recommend it:
 
   The Mythical Man-Month from F.P. Brooks jr.
 
 Yes, it's even 26 years old and talks about OS/360, some odd system
 which is now out
 performed by your 100$ marketvalue Pentium I machine, but programming is
 done by
 humans which haven't much changed over the last 25 years.
 
 On the experience I have had so far with large projects I can only agree
 with him. Changing
 one of his 'laws' slightly:
 
   Adding more programmers to a product makes the product worse.
 
 
 So far I have not found evidence against this law ;-)
 
 FE
 
 On Thursday, April 19, 2001 3:06 PM, Jay Armstrong
 [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] wrote:
  Generally, I agree with the comment about Micro$oft quality of code,
 though
  I've seen some pretty horrible code from outside the US, too. :)
  
  Bill Gates may be from the US, but Micro$oft employees come from all
 over
  the world.  Visit Redmond, WA, USA and you'll see for yourself.
  
  At 09:50 AM 4/19/01 +0200, you wrote:
  And Micro$oft programmers are from...?
  
  I suppose that the country they're from produce the shittiest code of
 em all
  :)
  
  Johan
  - Original Message -
  From: Joseph B. Ottinger [EMAIL PROTECTED]
  To: Orion-Interest [EMAIL PROTECTED]
  Sent: Wednesday, April 18, 2001 4:20 PM
  Subject: Re: A Swedish Idea
  
  
   Personally, I'm becoming more and more convinced that not only is
 Sweden
   full of lousy programmers, but they're all lousy in congruent ways
 just to
   make the rest of the world's jobs harder.
  
   I say we all start using Bavarian products, if only because
 Bavarian names
   seem to have a better vowel/consonant ratio.
  
   Say, Randy... what country are YOU from? (That's the leading
 indicator for
   quality of code...)
  
   On Wed, Apr 18, 2001 at 08:49:24AM -0500, Kemp Randy-W18971 wrote:
Now this may be a dumb idea, and I am just thinking up
 brainstorms to
  promote Orion, but it occurred to me that both Mysql and Orion are in
  Sweden.  Now I don't know how big Sweden is, but perhaps a meeting
 between
  the two teams could find ways to mutually promote or bridge the two
  products.  Just a thought.   Speaking of Sweden, since Rickard O.
 from Jboss
  lives there, does anyone know of Magnus or Karl have meet him? In
 once
  sense, but Jboss and Orion are trying to make this EJB technology
 available
  to more people.
  
   --
   ---
   Joseph B. Ottinger   [EMAIL PROTECTED]
   http://epesh.com/ IT Consultant
  
  
  
  
  
 




Re: On large programming teams [RE: A Swedish Idea]

2001-04-22 Thread Frank LaRosa

Adding more programmers to a product early in its development cycle can pay
off. You have to add them early enough to account for the learning curve,
which slows down the project for a while as the new programmers learn and
the old programmers take time to teach them.

The mistake most organizations make is adding more programmers after the
project is overdue without taking into account the learning curve.

The best way to manage a late project is to cut the project's scope. The
next best way is to extend the due date. The worst thing to do is demand
more programming in less time, because this serves to reduce the quality of
the programming.


- Original Message -
From: Frank Eggink [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: Orion-Interest [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Saturday, April 21, 2001 7:01 AM
Subject: On large programming teams [RE: A Swedish Idea]


 The following is one of the classic readings on programming at large. 25
years old and I
 can still recommend it:

 The Mythical Man-Month from F.P. Brooks jr.

 Yes, it's even 26 years old and talks about OS/360, some odd system which
is now out
 performed by your 100$ marketvalue Pentium I machine, but programming is
done by
 humans which haven't much changed over the last 25 years.

 On the experience I have had so far with large projects I can only agree
with him. Changing
 one of his 'laws' slightly:

 Adding more programmers to a product makes the product worse.


 So far I have not found evidence against this law ;-)

 FE

 On Thursday, April 19, 2001 3:06 PM, Jay Armstrong
[SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] wrote:
  Generally, I agree with the comment about Micro$oft quality of code,
though
  I've seen some pretty horrible code from outside the US, too. :)
 
  Bill Gates may be from the US, but Micro$oft employees come from all
over
  the world.  Visit Redmond, WA, USA and you'll see for yourself.
 
  At 09:50 AM 4/19/01 +0200, you wrote:
  And Micro$oft programmers are from...?
  
  I suppose that the country they're from produce the shittiest code of
em all
  :)
  
  Johan
  - Original Message -
  From: Joseph B. Ottinger [EMAIL PROTECTED]
  To: Orion-Interest [EMAIL PROTECTED]
  Sent: Wednesday, April 18, 2001 4:20 PM
  Subject: Re: A Swedish Idea
  
  
   Personally, I'm becoming more and more convinced that not only is
Sweden
   full of lousy programmers, but they're all lousy in congruent ways
just to
   make the rest of the world's jobs harder.
  
   I say we all start using Bavarian products, if only because Bavarian
names
   seem to have a better vowel/consonant ratio.
  
   Say, Randy... what country are YOU from? (That's the leading
indicator for
   quality of code...)
  
   On Wed, Apr 18, 2001 at 08:49:24AM -0500, Kemp Randy-W18971 wrote:
Now this may be a dumb idea, and I am just thinking up brainstorms
to
  promote Orion, but it occurred to me that both Mysql and Orion are in
  Sweden.  Now I don't know how big Sweden is, but perhaps a meeting
between
  the two teams could find ways to mutually promote or bridge the two
  products.  Just a thought.   Speaking of Sweden, since Rickard O. from
Jboss
  lives there, does anyone know of Magnus or Karl have meet him? In once
  sense, but Jboss and Orion are trying to make this EJB technology
available
  to more people.
  
   --
   ---
   Joseph B. Ottinger   [EMAIL PROTECTED]
   http://epesh.com/ IT Consultant
  
  
  
 
 






On large programming teams [RE: A Swedish Idea]

2001-04-21 Thread Frank Eggink

The following is one of the classic readings on programming at large. 25 years old and 
I
can still recommend it:

"The Mythical Man-Month" from F.P. Brooks jr.

Yes, it's even 26 years old and talks about OS/360, some odd system which is now out
performed by your 100$ marketvalue Pentium I machine, but programming is done by
humans which haven't much changed over the last 25 years.

On the experience I have had so far with large projects I can only agree with him. 
Changing
one of his 'laws' slightly:

"Adding more programmers to a product makes the product worse".


So far I have not found evidence against this law ;-)

FE

On Thursday, April 19, 2001 3:06 PM, Jay Armstrong [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] wrote:
 Generally, I agree with the comment about Micro$oft quality of code, though
 I've seen some pretty horrible code from outside the US, too. :)
 
 Bill Gates may be from the US, but Micro$oft employees come from all over
 the world.  Visit Redmond, WA, USA and you'll see for yourself.
 
 At 09:50 AM 4/19/01 +0200, you wrote:
 And Micro$oft programmers are from...?
 
 I suppose that the country they're from produce the shittiest code of em all
 :)
 
 Johan
 - Original Message -
 From: "Joseph B. Ottinger" [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 To: "Orion-Interest" [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Sent: Wednesday, April 18, 2001 4:20 PM
 Subject: Re: A Swedish Idea
 
 
  Personally, I'm becoming more and more convinced that not only is Sweden
  full of lousy programmers, but they're all lousy in congruent ways just to
  make the rest of the world's jobs harder.
 
  I say we all start using Bavarian products, if only because Bavarian names
  seem to have a better vowel/consonant ratio.
 
  Say, Randy... what country are YOU from? (That's the leading indicator for
  quality of code...)
 
  On Wed, Apr 18, 2001 at 08:49:24AM -0500, Kemp Randy-W18971 wrote:
   Now this may be a dumb idea, and I am just thinking up brainstorms to
 promote Orion, but it occurred to me that both Mysql and Orion are in
 Sweden.  Now I don't know how big Sweden is, but perhaps a meeting between
 the two teams could find ways to mutually promote or bridge the two
 products.  Just a thought.   Speaking of Sweden, since Rickard O. from Jboss
 lives there, does anyone know of Magnus or Karl have meet him? In once
 sense, but Jboss and Orion are trying to make this EJB technology available
 to more people.
 
  --
  ---
  Joseph B. Ottinger   [EMAIL PROTECTED]
  http://epesh.com/ IT Consultant
 
 
 
 
 




RE: On large programming teams [RE: A Swedish Idea]

2001-04-21 Thread Kemp Randy-W18971

 
Yes!  A wonderful book I read many years ago.  There used to be a saying I
heard, which management practices universally.  If a woman can produce a
baby in nine months, then nine women can produce a baby in one month.
  The only problem with Gates is that he has no real competition.  Linux is
probably the closest, and they don't really have a cutting share of Bill's
market. 

-Original Message-
From: Frank Eggink
To: Orion-Interest
Sent: 4/21/01 7:01 AM
Subject: On large programming teams [RE: A Swedish Idea] 

The following is one of the classic readings on programming at large. 25
years old and I
can still recommend it:

"The Mythical Man-Month" from F.P. Brooks jr.

Yes, it's even 26 years old and talks about OS/360, some odd system
which is now out
performed by your 100$ marketvalue Pentium I machine, but programming is
done by
humans which haven't much changed over the last 25 years.

On the experience I have had so far with large projects I can only agree
with him. Changing
one of his 'laws' slightly:

"Adding more programmers to a product makes the product worse".


So far I have not found evidence against this law ;-)

FE

On Thursday, April 19, 2001 3:06 PM, Jay Armstrong
[SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] wrote:
 Generally, I agree with the comment about Micro$oft quality of code,
though
 I've seen some pretty horrible code from outside the US, too. :)
 
 Bill Gates may be from the US, but Micro$oft employees come from all
over
 the world.  Visit Redmond, WA, USA and you'll see for yourself.
 
 At 09:50 AM 4/19/01 +0200, you wrote:
 And Micro$oft programmers are from...?
 
 I suppose that the country they're from produce the shittiest code of
em all
 :)
 
 Johan
 - Original Message -
 From: "Joseph B. Ottinger" [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 To: "Orion-Interest" [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Sent: Wednesday, April 18, 2001 4:20 PM
 Subject: Re: A Swedish Idea
 
 
  Personally, I'm becoming more and more convinced that not only is
Sweden
  full of lousy programmers, but they're all lousy in congruent ways
just to
  make the rest of the world's jobs harder.
 
  I say we all start using Bavarian products, if only because
Bavarian names
  seem to have a better vowel/consonant ratio.
 
  Say, Randy... what country are YOU from? (That's the leading
indicator for
  quality of code...)
 
  On Wed, Apr 18, 2001 at 08:49:24AM -0500, Kemp Randy-W18971 wrote:
   Now this may be a dumb idea, and I am just thinking up
brainstorms to
 promote Orion, but it occurred to me that both Mysql and Orion are in
 Sweden.  Now I don't know how big Sweden is, but perhaps a meeting
between
 the two teams could find ways to mutually promote or bridge the two
 products.  Just a thought.   Speaking of Sweden, since Rickard O.
from Jboss
 lives there, does anyone know of Magnus or Karl have meet him? In
once
 sense, but Jboss and Orion are trying to make this EJB technology
available
 to more people.
 
  --
  ---
  Joseph B. Ottinger   [EMAIL PROTECTED]
  http://epesh.com/ IT Consultant
 
 
 
 
 




Re: A Swedish Idea

2001-04-20 Thread Paul Kofon

Hi,

I agree with Frank but the truth is that Orion is the "best" J2EE server in 
terms of pricing and performance; that's why we're all here trying to chart 
it's future. If it was easy to find an alternative (one with all of Orion's 
advantages) many of us would have gotten off this mailing list.


Paul



From: "Frank LaRosa" [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Reply-To: Orion-Interest [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: Orion-Interest [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: Re: A Swedish Idea
Date: Fri, 20 Apr 2001 00:52:23 -0500

What's the difference? We choose to write J2EE applications because J2EE is
a community standard rather than a proprietary API. If Orion goes under, 
all
it takes is a few new config files to deploy your app on another server.

- Original Message -
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: "Orion-Interest" [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Thursday, April 19, 2001 4:17 PM
Subject: Re: A Swedish Idea


 
  God forbids, what if one of them got into car accident, would there 
still
be
  Orion.
 



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Re: A Swedish Idea

2001-04-20 Thread Joseph B. Ottinger

Just for the sake of completeness, let's all chip in for a car to see what
happens in this circumstance. Maybe we can get rid of ALL of them at once,
just to see if Orion goes away THEN.

Then, for the sake of yet more completeness, let's try to somehow legally
eradicate all of BEA's employees, too, just to see if WebLogic disappears
when its company goes away. If, in fact, employees happen to be critical to
a company's survival, then we MAY have just found the key to the dot com
failure model! "If you fire all your employees, your company goes away!"

On Thu, Apr 19, 2001 at 05:17:30PM -0400, [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 
 God forbids, what if one of them got into car accident, would there still be 
 Orion.

-- 
---
Joseph B. Ottinger   [EMAIL PROTECTED]
http://epesh.com/ IT Consultant




RE: A Swedish Idea

2001-04-20 Thread Kemp Randy-W18971

Yes, but it does.  It provides comic relief.  One tread quest asked what happens if 
Orion when under.  No problem.  Eventually Jboss and Enhydra will get there.  And no, 
they really don't compete with Orion.  There's enough of the pie to go around, and I 
want them all to succeed, and get the big overpriced servers a run for the money.
  Should Mysql and Orion talk?  Does it need to be formal?  It could go something like 
this via the phone.
  Mysql:  We should talk, no?  Maybe get together for a brew or go ice fishing?
  Orion:  Sounds good, no?  A tourist stopped by, and asked what can we do in Sweden.  
I told him to watch the moose dance on the ice.
  Mysql:  They liked it, no?
  Orion:  Couldn't tell.  They said the moose fell all over his own feet.  The tourist 
went on a Wednesday.
  Mysql:  No wonder.  You should have them go on weekends.  Weekdays are amateur 
nights. 

-Original Message-
From: David Kinnvall [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Thursday, April 19, 2001 2:32 PM
To: Orion-Interest
Subject: Re: A Swedish Idea


They never get there about as much as this thread in its current
shape provides any value whatsoever to Orion users. IMHO.

/David

- Original Message - 
From: "Hani Suleiman" [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: "Orion-Interest" [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Thursday, April 19, 2001 7:08 PM
Subject: RE: A Swedish Idea


 Yes, and like many turtles, they never get there.
 
 Believing in fairy tales is not a good basis for conducting business. The
 turtle and rabbit story is a way to tell average children 'yes, you might
 be stupid and slow, but you should keep trying'. I don't think you should
 take it too seriously.
 
 Hani





Re: A Swedish Idea

2001-04-20 Thread David Kinnvall

;-)  Forgot the funny side of it. It has been a long week.

/David

- Original Message -
From: "Kemp Randy-W18971" [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: "Orion-Interest" [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Friday, April 20, 2001 2:53 PM
Subject: RE: A Swedish Idea


 Yes, but it does.  It provides comic relief.  One tread quest asked what
happens if Orion when under.  No problem.  Eventually Jboss and Enhydra will
get there.  And no, they really don't compete with Orion.  There's enough of
the pie to go around, and I want them all to succeed, and get the big
overpriced servers a run for the money.
   Should Mysql and Orion talk?  Does it need to be formal?  It could go
something like this via the phone.
   Mysql:  We should talk, no?  Maybe get together for a brew or go ice
fishing?
   Orion:  Sounds good, no?  A tourist stopped by, and asked what can we do
in Sweden.  I told him to watch the moose dance on the ice.
   Mysql:  They liked it, no?
   Orion:  Couldn't tell.  They said the moose fell all over his own feet.
The tourist went on a Wednesday.
   Mysql:  No wonder.  You should have them go on weekends.  Weekdays are
amateur nights.

 -Original Message-
 From: David Kinnvall [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
 Sent: Thursday, April 19, 2001 2:32 PM
 To: Orion-Interest
 Subject: Re: A Swedish Idea


 They never get there about as much as this thread in its current
 shape provides any value whatsoever to Orion users. IMHO.

 /David





(RE: A Swedish Idea) - Interbase licence

2001-04-19 Thread Randahl Fink Isaksen

Michael J. Cannon wrote: Interbase is not 'free.'


Well, Michael, I already made a post of the parts in the Interbase licence
that states that the database product is free. I think I read the licence
very carefully, and as far as I can see, the licence is indeed free. The
licence includes sentences like the ones included below, which states that
one can freely use and distribute Interbase although one is not granted a
patent right. This is, I believe, sufficient if you just want to put
Interbase underneath your web application. Now, should you (or anyone else)
disagree in this matter, I would be very interested in hearing your
comments.


Yours

Randahl


"The Initial Developer hereby grants You a world-wide, royalty-free,
non-exclusive license, subject to third party intellectual property claims:
(a) under intellectual property rights (other than patent or trademark)
Licensable by Initial Developer to use, reproduce, modify, display, perform,
sublicense and distribute the Original Code (or portions thereof) with or
without Modifications, and/or as part of a Larger Work; and
(b) under Patents Claims infringed by the making, using or selling of
Original Code, to make, have made, use, practice, sell, and offer for sale,
and/or otherwise dispose of the Original Code (or portions thereof)."





RE: A Swedish Idea

2001-04-19 Thread Michael J. Cannon

k

please continue to monitor for yourselves, all ye list-lubbers.  if it is a
problem, and we can fix it, post here or at the bug-tracker.  I'll credit
where it's due.

If anyone has this overwrite problem, or sees other bugs in hsql/hsqldb, let
us know, please.

site is

http://sourceforge.net/projects/hsqldb

web

http://hsqldb.sourceforge.net

dedmike

 -Original Message-
 From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On Behalf Of Neville
 Burnell
 Sent: Wednesday, April 18, 2001 10:10 PM
 To: Orion-Interest
 Subject: RE: A Swedish Idea


 the autoupdate delivering an old hsql.jar *was* a problem - but now
 since the hsqldb package name has changed, the hsql.jar is not used and
 I just ignore it.

 -Original Message-
 From: Michael J. Cannon [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
 Sent: Thursday, 19 April 2001 12:29 PM
 To: Orion-Interest
 Subject: RE: A Swedish Idea


 hmmm...autoupdate...Magnus, Carl?  what do we need to include in hsqldb
 to
 prevent this?  (Credit to you Stan and whoever else contributes)...

 dedmike

  -Original Message-
  From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
  [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On Behalf Of Stan Ng
  Sent: Wednesday, April 18, 2001 3:00 PM
  To: Orion-Interest
  Subject: Re: A Swedish Idea
 
 
 
  At first a zillion people picked up the continued development of
  HypersonicSQL (because it's *awesome* for development, but anyway...
  SourceForge was flooded with clones, but I believe that everyone got
  together and the de facto successor is now
 http://hsqldb.sourceforge.net/
 
  I recently tried it out with my Orion project.  Works great, just
  needed to
  copy the hsqldb.jar into /orion/lib and update driver references hsql
 to
  hsqldb in the orion/config/data-sources.xml.  Of course, now
 autoupdate
  keeps copying over the old hsql.jar that I deleted, but that's a whole
  different matter...
 
 
 
  - Original Message -
  From: "Jay Armstrong" [EMAIL PROTECTED]
  To: "Orion-Interest" [EMAIL PROTECTED]
  Sent: Wednesday, April 18, 2001 9:35 AM
  Subject: Re: A Swedish Idea
 
   Given that HypersonicSQL is currently not being maintained (is it?),
 it
   seems like a logical idea to find a good substitute and MySQL would
   probably be a nice fit.  Personally, I love HSQL and, now that
  tax season
   is over here in the United Socialist States of America, I plan to
 budget
   some time to help with that.
 
 
 







Re: A Swedish Idea

2001-04-19 Thread Johan Fredriksson

And Micro$oft programmers are from...?

I suppose that the country they're from produce the shittiest code of em all
:)

Johan
- Original Message -
From: "Joseph B. Ottinger" [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: "Orion-Interest" [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Wednesday, April 18, 2001 4:20 PM
Subject: Re: A Swedish Idea


 Personally, I'm becoming more and more convinced that not only is Sweden
 full of lousy programmers, but they're all lousy in congruent ways just to
 make the rest of the world's jobs harder.

 I say we all start using Bavarian products, if only because Bavarian names
 seem to have a better vowel/consonant ratio.

 Say, Randy... what country are YOU from? (That's the leading indicator for
 quality of code...)

 On Wed, Apr 18, 2001 at 08:49:24AM -0500, Kemp Randy-W18971 wrote:
  Now this may be a dumb idea, and I am just thinking up brainstorms to
promote Orion, but it occurred to me that both Mysql and Orion are in
Sweden.  Now I don't know how big Sweden is, but perhaps a meeting between
the two teams could find ways to mutually promote or bridge the two
products.  Just a thought.   Speaking of Sweden, since Rickard O. from Jboss
lives there, does anyone know of Magnus or Karl have meet him? In once
sense, but Jboss and Orion are trying to make this EJB technology available
to more people.

 --
 ---
 Joseph B. Ottinger   [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 http://epesh.com/ IT Consultant





RE: A Swedish Idea

2001-04-19 Thread Kemp Randy-W18971

Can anyone answer the question of whether Mysql does or doesn't support transaction?  
I believe the official position of Mysql is that they do support transactions in their 
recent release with the Berkeley DB engine.  Am I misreading or misunderstanding 
something?

-Original Message-
From: Hani Suleiman [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Wednesday, April 18, 2001 4:24 PM
To: Orion-Interest
Subject: RE: A Swedish Idea


Argh, I really did try hard not to respond, but I can resist no longer...

'it's good enough for NASA' means nothing, nor is it relevant. Win98 is
good enough for many 'respected' corporations, that does not mean we
should all follow suit. Horses for courses, my friend.

Mysql does not support transactions, which are REQUIRED for J2EE. It's
'good enough' for certain types of applications, however, it is NOT good
enough for J2EE. End of discussion.

I think you're working off of a very false assumption, which seems to go
like this:

I like technology X
I like technology Y
Technology X and technology Y must get married, to form technology Z that
I will think is the nest thing since sliced bread.

Sadly, while there's nothing wrong with the first two steps, the third
seems to be a bit of aleap of faith.

Hani

On Wed, 18 Apr 2001, Kemp Randy-W18971 wrote:

 Transactions are supported with the Berkeley transaction engine in the current Mysql 
release.  A prior user has answered how to set this up.  Kiddie database?  Did you 
tell Nasa that? They made a recent (Dec. 2000, I believe) decision to use Mysql in 
some of their business systems (hopefully, not the space modules).  Yes, others like 
postgresql are more advanced, but mysql is as good as hsql, and would be a good 
modeling, prototype database.  For the record, I use both mysql (for testing and 
prototyping) and Oracle 8I (for the real stuff).  And everyone can learn from them in 
how to write good documentation.
 
 -Original Message-
 From: Dan North [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
 Sent: Wednesday, April 18, 2001 2:08 PM
 To: Orion-Interest
 Subject: Re: A Swedish Idea
 
 
 Ok, I'll bite.
 
 Orion is not an open source product and probably never will be.  The fact 
 that it is free for development purposes and remarkably inexpensive for 
 deployment shouldn't alter your perception of (a) the ownership and 
 proprietary nature of the code, or (b) the quality of the product.
 
 MySQL is a quick and dirty database.  It has a number of glaring omissions 
 compared to most grown-up RDBs (transactions and sub-selects to name but 
 two), and there are better open source products out there (Interbase and 
 PostgreSQL spring to mind) for scalability, robustness, data integrity, 
 yada yada yada.  Therefore not the ideal companion for a product built to 
 support a technology that is all of these things.
 
 Use a kiddie database if you must, but please don't inflict it on the rest 
 of us!
 
 Cheers,
 Dan/tastapod
 
 ps. LogicSphere - mmm - can't wait!
 
 
 At 10:17 18/04/2001 -0400, you wrote:
 Why?!?!
 
 I have an idea, why don't IBM and BEA team up and
 release...logicsphere! After all, they're both US companies...
 
 On Wed, 18 Apr 2001, Kemp Randy-W18971 wrote:
 
   Now this may be a dumb idea, and I am just thinking up brainstorms to 
  promote Orion, but it occurred to me that both Mysql and Orion are in 
  Sweden.  Now I don't know how big Sweden is, but perhaps a meeting 
  between the two teams could find ways to mutually promote or bridge the 
  two products.  Just a thought.   Speaking of Sweden, since Rickard O. 
  from Jboss lives there, does anyone know of Magnus or Karl have meet him? 
  In once sense, but Jboss and Orion are trying to make this EJB technology 
  available to more people.
  
  
 
 --
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 VP Development  -  Cadrion Technologies Ltd  -  +44 (0)20 7440 9550
 
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Re: A Swedish Idea

2001-04-19 Thread Joseph B. Ottinger

On Wed, Apr 18, 2001 at 05:04:48PM -0600, Jay Armstrong wrote:
 Fair enough, Mike, but my bottom line was: Why not ... address that issue
 (having MySQL and Orion folks talk to each other) directly?

Why?

 Randy had a good thought -- the Thought Police should quit stomping on it.
 
 The issue is simply whether or not MySQL and Orion should talk. :)

No, because neither one is Bavarian.

Actually... still no, because there's no REASON for them to. If you have
such a desire, you can use MySQL with Orion. (Why such a desire exists is up
to you, I suppose.) If you're talking about distributing MySQL *with* Orion,
which was the original thrust, then NO, a thousand times NO, and let's add a
few more to that for a total of 1004 NOs. Why? HSQL works because it's an
integrated solution, for an all-Java distribution of Orion that happens to
include a servicable database (for very poor values of "servicable"). MySQL,
unless it's undergone a sea change to be all Java (that nobody else in the
world knows about) can't do the same, so you would have the Windows Orion
distribution, the Linux Orion distribution, the Solaris Orion distribution
(obviously the best of them all!), etc. etc. ad nauseum. I can tell you that
the Orion team wouldn't smile upon having all those builds, and neither
would I - such a thing violates the whole idea behind Java.

Let's keep our heads about us for once, and drop this silly "Let's bind a
binary database into Orion" nonsense. Interbase - fine, if we can manage to
integrate it into the same VM (and it can be done, but I'd want it
transparently done). But something like Postgres or MySQL? No.
-- 
---
Joseph B. Ottinger   [EMAIL PROTECTED]
http://epesh.com/ IT Consultant




Re: A Swedish Idea

2001-04-19 Thread Jay Armstrong

Generally, I agree with the comment about Micro$oft quality of code, though
I've seen some pretty horrible code from outside the US, too. :)

Bill Gates may be from the US, but Micro$oft employees come from all over
the world.  Visit Redmond, WA, USA and you'll see for yourself.

At 09:50 AM 4/19/01 +0200, you wrote:
And Micro$oft programmers are from...?

I suppose that the country they're from produce the shittiest code of em all
:)

Johan
- Original Message -
From: "Joseph B. Ottinger" [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: "Orion-Interest" [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Wednesday, April 18, 2001 4:20 PM
Subject: Re: A Swedish Idea


 Personally, I'm becoming more and more convinced that not only is Sweden
 full of lousy programmers, but they're all lousy in congruent ways just to
 make the rest of the world's jobs harder.

 I say we all start using Bavarian products, if only because Bavarian names
 seem to have a better vowel/consonant ratio.

 Say, Randy... what country are YOU from? (That's the leading indicator for
 quality of code...)

 On Wed, Apr 18, 2001 at 08:49:24AM -0500, Kemp Randy-W18971 wrote:
  Now this may be a dumb idea, and I am just thinking up brainstorms to
promote Orion, but it occurred to me that both Mysql and Orion are in
Sweden.  Now I don't know how big Sweden is, but perhaps a meeting between
the two teams could find ways to mutually promote or bridge the two
products.  Just a thought.   Speaking of Sweden, since Rickard O. from Jboss
lives there, does anyone know of Magnus or Karl have meet him? In once
sense, but Jboss and Orion are trying to make this EJB technology available
to more people.

 --
 ---
 Joseph B. Ottinger   [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 http://epesh.com/ IT Consultant








Re: A Swedish Idea (an aside)

2001-04-19 Thread Joseph B. Ottinger

What's rather funny about all this is that people are mistaking a sort of
anti-patriotism for racism, and MY original statements were supposed to be
absurd enough that you couldn't take it for anything other than a joke. But
now we see that people agree with the statements, while changing the country
in question... :) 

Kettle, why don't you be quiet?

On Thu, Apr 19, 2001 at 07:06:16AM -0600, Jay Armstrong wrote:
 Generally, I agree with the comment about Micro$oft quality of code, though
 I've seen some pretty horrible code from outside the US, too. :)
 
 Bill Gates may be from the US, but Micro$oft employees come from all over
 the world.  Visit Redmond, WA, USA and you'll see for yourself.
 
 At 09:50 AM 4/19/01 +0200, you wrote:
 And Micro$oft programmers are from...?
 
 I suppose that the country they're from produce the shittiest code of em all
 :)
 
 Johan
 - Original Message -
 From: "Joseph B. Ottinger" [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 To: "Orion-Interest" [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Sent: Wednesday, April 18, 2001 4:20 PM
 Subject: Re: A Swedish Idea
 
 
  Personally, I'm becoming more and more convinced that not only is Sweden
  full of lousy programmers, but they're all lousy in congruent ways just to
  make the rest of the world's jobs harder.
 
  I say we all start using Bavarian products, if only because Bavarian names
  seem to have a better vowel/consonant ratio.
 
  Say, Randy... what country are YOU from? (That's the leading indicator for
  quality of code...)
 
  On Wed, Apr 18, 2001 at 08:49:24AM -0500, Kemp Randy-W18971 wrote:
   Now this may be a dumb idea, and I am just thinking up brainstorms to
 promote Orion, but it occurred to me that both Mysql and Orion are in
 Sweden.  Now I don't know how big Sweden is, but perhaps a meeting between
 the two teams could find ways to mutually promote or bridge the two
 products.  Just a thought.   Speaking of Sweden, since Rickard O. from Jboss
 lives there, does anyone know of Magnus or Karl have meet him? In once
 sense, but Jboss and Orion are trying to make this EJB technology available
 to more people.
 
  --
  ---
  Joseph B. Ottinger   [EMAIL PROTECTED]
  http://epesh.com/ IT Consultant
 
 
 
 

-- 
---
Joseph B. Ottinger   [EMAIL PROTECTED]
http://epesh.com/ IT Consultant




RE: A Swedish Idea

2001-04-19 Thread Kemp Randy-W18971

It has been said that if Bill Gates stopped to pick up a hundred dollar bill, he would 
be losing money.  On a more serious note, it's really not the Bill company code so 
much, as their practice of releasing alpha or beta quality products as production 
quality. 

-Original Message-
From: Jay Armstrong [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Thursday, April 19, 2001 8:06 AM
To: Orion-Interest
Subject: Re: A Swedish Idea


Generally, I agree with the comment about Micro$oft quality of code, though
I've seen some pretty horrible code from outside the US, too. :)

Bill Gates may be from the US, but Micro$oft employees come from all over
the world.  Visit Redmond, WA, USA and you'll see for yourself.

At 09:50 AM 4/19/01 +0200, you wrote:
And Micro$oft programmers are from...?

I suppose that the country they're from produce the shittiest code of em all
:)

Johan
- Original Message -
From: "Joseph B. Ottinger" [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: "Orion-Interest" [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Wednesday, April 18, 2001 4:20 PM
Subject: Re: A Swedish Idea


 Personally, I'm becoming more and more convinced that not only is Sweden
 full of lousy programmers, but they're all lousy in congruent ways just to
 make the rest of the world's jobs harder.

 I say we all start using Bavarian products, if only because Bavarian names
 seem to have a better vowel/consonant ratio.

 Say, Randy... what country are YOU from? (That's the leading indicator for
 quality of code...)

 On Wed, Apr 18, 2001 at 08:49:24AM -0500, Kemp Randy-W18971 wrote:
  Now this may be a dumb idea, and I am just thinking up brainstorms to
promote Orion, but it occurred to me that both Mysql and Orion are in
Sweden.  Now I don't know how big Sweden is, but perhaps a meeting between
the two teams could find ways to mutually promote or bridge the two
products.  Just a thought.   Speaking of Sweden, since Rickard O. from Jboss
lives there, does anyone know of Magnus or Karl have meet him? In once
sense, but Jboss and Orion are trying to make this EJB technology available
to more people.

 --
 ---
 Joseph B. Ottinger   [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 http://epesh.com/ IT Consultant








RE: A Swedish Idea

2001-04-19 Thread Hani Suleiman

flamebait
Unlike all those OSS products huh.
/flamebait

On Thu, 19 Apr 2001, Kemp Randy-W18971 wrote:

 It has been said that if Bill Gates stopped to pick up a hundred dollar bill, he 
would be losing money.  On a more serious note, it's really not the Bill company code 
so much, as their practice of releasing alpha or beta quality products as production 
quality. 
 
 -Original Message-
 From: Jay Armstrong [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
 Sent: Thursday, April 19, 2001 8:06 AM
 To: Orion-Interest
 Subject: Re: A Swedish Idea
 
 
 Generally, I agree with the comment about Micro$oft quality of code, though
 I've seen some pretty horrible code from outside the US, too. :)
 
 Bill Gates may be from the US, but Micro$oft employees come from all over
 the world.  Visit Redmond, WA, USA and you'll see for yourself.
 
 At 09:50 AM 4/19/01 +0200, you wrote:
 And Micro$oft programmers are from...?
 
 I suppose that the country they're from produce the shittiest code of em all
 :)
 
 Johan
 - Original Message -
 From: "Joseph B. Ottinger" [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 To: "Orion-Interest" [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Sent: Wednesday, April 18, 2001 4:20 PM
 Subject: Re: A Swedish Idea
 
 
  Personally, I'm becoming more and more convinced that not only is Sweden
  full of lousy programmers, but they're all lousy in congruent ways just to
  make the rest of the world's jobs harder.
 
  I say we all start using Bavarian products, if only because Bavarian names
  seem to have a better vowel/consonant ratio.
 
  Say, Randy... what country are YOU from? (That's the leading indicator for
  quality of code...)
 
  On Wed, Apr 18, 2001 at 08:49:24AM -0500, Kemp Randy-W18971 wrote:
   Now this may be a dumb idea, and I am just thinking up brainstorms to
 promote Orion, but it occurred to me that both Mysql and Orion are in
 Sweden.  Now I don't know how big Sweden is, but perhaps a meeting between
 the two teams could find ways to mutually promote or bridge the two
 products.  Just a thought.   Speaking of Sweden, since Rickard O. from Jboss
 lives there, does anyone know of Magnus or Karl have meet him? In once
 sense, but Jboss and Orion are trying to make this EJB technology available
 to more people.
 
  --
  ---
  Joseph B. Ottinger   [EMAIL PROTECTED]
  http://epesh.com/ IT Consultant
 
 
 
 
 
 





Re: A Swedish Idea

2001-04-19 Thread Jay Armstrong

The groomsmen at my wedding were named Schotanus, Schloss and Schnakenberg
-- no kidding -- if they all lived in the same city, they'd be on the same
page in the phonebook.  So, bring on the Germanic hordes!

Now try to stay focused: Randy's idea was whether or not MySQL and Orion
should talk about "ways to mutually promote or bridge the two products".
Just talk.  No earth-shaking changes.

Yes, HSQL is in the Orion Server download, but, no one said anything about
binding MySQL to Orion.  

Put down your crack pipe for a minute and open your EJB 101 book: EJB
containers don't care what data storage mechanism is being used!

Even though Orion and HSQL run differently on different OS's and JVM's,
neither did anyone advocate different versions of Orion for different OS's.
 If a dialog between Orion and HSQL can make life easier for the MySQL
lovers, then what's the harm?

Joe, you've probably been banned from the www.mysql.com site forever
anyway, so give it up! :)

Jay

At 08:04 AM 4/19/01 -0500, you wrote:
On Wed, Apr 18, 2001 at 05:04:48PM -0600, Jay Armstrong wrote:
 Fair enough, Mike, but my bottom line was: Why not ... address that issue
 (having MySQL and Orion folks talk to each other) directly?

Why?

 Randy had a good thought -- the Thought Police should quit stomping on it.
 
 The issue is simply whether or not MySQL and Orion should talk. :)

No, because neither one is Bavarian.

Actually... still no, because there's no REASON for them to. If you have
such a desire, you can use MySQL with Orion. (Why such a desire exists is up
to you, I suppose.) If you're talking about distributing MySQL *with* Orion,
which was the original thrust, then NO, a thousand times NO, and let's add a
few more to that for a total of 1004 NOs. Why? HSQL works because it's an
integrated solution, for an all-Java distribution of Orion that happens to
include a servicable database (for very poor values of "servicable"). MySQL,
unless it's undergone a sea change to be all Java (that nobody else in the
world knows about) can't do the same, so you would have the Windows Orion
distribution, the Linux Orion distribution, the Solaris Orion distribution
(obviously the best of them all!), etc. etc. ad nauseum. I can tell you that
the Orion team wouldn't smile upon having all those builds, and neither
would I - such a thing violates the whole idea behind Java.

Let's keep our heads about us for once, and drop this silly "Let's bind a
binary database into Orion" nonsense. Interbase - fine, if we can manage to
integrate it into the same VM (and it can be done, but I'd want it
transparently done). But something like Postgres or MySQL? No.
-- 
---
Joseph B. Ottinger   [EMAIL PROTECTED]
http://epesh.com/ IT Consultant







Re: A Swedish Idea (an aside)

2001-04-19 Thread Jay Armstrong

I was going to say something about SAP, but I didn't want to upset the
Bavarian delegation.

At 08:44 AM 4/19/01 -0500, you wrote:
What's rather funny about all this is that people are mistaking a sort of
anti-patriotism for racism, and MY original statements were supposed to be
absurd enough that you couldn't take it for anything other than a joke. But
now we see that people agree with the statements, while changing the country
in question... :) 

Kettle, why don't you be quiet?

On Thu, Apr 19, 2001 at 07:06:16AM -0600, Jay Armstrong wrote:
 Generally, I agree with the comment about Micro$oft quality of code, though
 I've seen some pretty horrible code from outside the US, too. :)
 
 Bill Gates may be from the US, but Micro$oft employees come from all over
 the world.  Visit Redmond, WA, USA and you'll see for yourself.
 
 At 09:50 AM 4/19/01 +0200, you wrote:
 And Micro$oft programmers are from...?
 
 I suppose that the country they're from produce the shittiest code of
em all
 :)
 
 Johan
 - Original Message -
 From: "Joseph B. Ottinger" [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 To: "Orion-Interest" [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Sent: Wednesday, April 18, 2001 4:20 PM
 Subject: Re: A Swedish Idea
 
 
  Personally, I'm becoming more and more convinced that not only is Sweden
  full of lousy programmers, but they're all lousy in congruent ways
just to
  make the rest of the world's jobs harder.
 
  I say we all start using Bavarian products, if only because Bavarian
names
  seem to have a better vowel/consonant ratio.
 
  Say, Randy... what country are YOU from? (That's the leading
indicator for
  quality of code...)
 
  On Wed, Apr 18, 2001 at 08:49:24AM -0500, Kemp Randy-W18971 wrote:
   Now this may be a dumb idea, and I am just thinking up brainstorms to
 promote Orion, but it occurred to me that both Mysql and Orion are in
 Sweden.  Now I don't know how big Sweden is, but perhaps a meeting between
 the two teams could find ways to mutually promote or bridge the two
 products.  Just a thought.   Speaking of Sweden, since Rickard O. from
Jboss
 lives there, does anyone know of Magnus or Karl have meet him? In once
 sense, but Jboss and Orion are trying to make this EJB technology
available
 to more people.
 
  --
  ---
  Joseph B. Ottinger   [EMAIL PROTECTED]
  http://epesh.com/ IT Consultant
 
 
 
 

-- 
---
Joseph B. Ottinger   [EMAIL PROTECTED]
http://epesh.com/ IT Consultant







RE: A Swedish Idea

2001-04-19 Thread Kemp Randy-W18971

OSS is like the turtles. They slowly craw along, and the best eventually get
there. In the early days, folks would say "Apache who"?  Oh yes, that's the
opening band for the Beatles.  Postgresql?  Is that what Goldilocks ate in
the three bears?  And these are the same people who, when they first heard
the name Beatles, they said "call the bug exterminator."  And when they
heard the name Rolling Stones, they say, "where's the avalanche?" 

-Original Message-
From: Hani Suleiman [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Thursday, April 19, 2001 10:03 AM
To: Orion-Interest
Subject: RE: A Swedish Idea


flamebait
Unlike all those OSS products huh.
/flamebait

On Thu, 19 Apr 2001, Kemp Randy-W18971 wrote:

 It has been said that if Bill Gates stopped to pick up a hundred dollar
bill, he would be losing money.  On a more serious note, it's really not the
Bill company code so much, as their practice of releasing alpha or beta
quality products as production quality. 
 
 -Original Message-
 From: Jay Armstrong [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
 Sent: Thursday, April 19, 2001 8:06 AM
 To: Orion-Interest
 Subject: Re: A Swedish Idea
 
 
 Generally, I agree with the comment about Micro$oft quality of code,
though
 I've seen some pretty horrible code from outside the US, too. :)
 
 Bill Gates may be from the US, but Micro$oft employees come from all over
 the world.  Visit Redmond, WA, USA and you'll see for yourself.
 
 At 09:50 AM 4/19/01 +0200, you wrote:
 And Micro$oft programmers are from...?
 
 I suppose that the country they're from produce the shittiest code of em
all
 :)
 
 Johan
 - Original Message -
 From: "Joseph B. Ottinger" [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 To: "Orion-Interest" [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Sent: Wednesday, April 18, 2001 4:20 PM
 Subject: Re: A Swedish Idea
 
 
  Personally, I'm becoming more and more convinced that not only is
Sweden
  full of lousy programmers, but they're all lousy in congruent ways just
to
  make the rest of the world's jobs harder.
 
  I say we all start using Bavarian products, if only because Bavarian
names
  seem to have a better vowel/consonant ratio.
 
  Say, Randy... what country are YOU from? (That's the leading indicator
for
  quality of code...)
 
  On Wed, Apr 18, 2001 at 08:49:24AM -0500, Kemp Randy-W18971 wrote:
   Now this may be a dumb idea, and I am just thinking up brainstorms to
 promote Orion, but it occurred to me that both Mysql and Orion are in
 Sweden.  Now I don't know how big Sweden is, but perhaps a meeting
between
 the two teams could find ways to mutually promote or bridge the two
 products.  Just a thought.   Speaking of Sweden, since Rickard O. from
Jboss
 lives there, does anyone know of Magnus or Karl have meet him? In once
 sense, but Jboss and Orion are trying to make this EJB technology
available
 to more people.
 
  --
  ---
  Joseph B. Ottinger   [EMAIL PROTECTED]
  http://epesh.com/ IT Consultant
 
 
 
 
 
 





RE: A Swedish Idea

2001-04-19 Thread Hani Suleiman

Yes, and like many turtles, they never get there.

Believing in fairy tales is not a good basis for conducting business. The
turtle and rabbit story is a way to tell average children 'yes, you might
be stupid and slow, but you should keep trying'. I don't think you should
take it too seriously.

Hani

On Thu, 19 Apr 2001, Kemp Randy-W18971 wrote:

 OSS is like the turtles. They slowly craw along, and the best eventually get
 there. In the early days, folks would say "Apache who"?  Oh yes, that's the
 opening band for the Beatles.  Postgresql?  Is that what Goldilocks ate in
 the three bears?  And these are the same people who, when they first heard
 the name Beatles, they said "call the bug exterminator."  And when they
 heard the name Rolling Stones, they say, "where's the avalanche?" 
 
 -Original Message-
 From: Hani Suleiman [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
 Sent: Thursday, April 19, 2001 10:03 AM
 To: Orion-Interest
 Subject: RE: A Swedish Idea
 
 
 flamebait
 Unlike all those OSS products huh.
 /flamebait
 
 On Thu, 19 Apr 2001, Kemp Randy-W18971 wrote:
 
  It has been said that if Bill Gates stopped to pick up a hundred dollar
 bill, he would be losing money.  On a more serious note, it's really not the
 Bill company code so much, as their practice of releasing alpha or beta
 quality products as production quality. 
  
  -Original Message-
  From: Jay Armstrong [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
  Sent: Thursday, April 19, 2001 8:06 AM
  To: Orion-Interest
  Subject: Re: A Swedish Idea
  
  
  Generally, I agree with the comment about Micro$oft quality of code,
 though
  I've seen some pretty horrible code from outside the US, too. :)
  
  Bill Gates may be from the US, but Micro$oft employees come from all over
  the world.  Visit Redmond, WA, USA and you'll see for yourself.
  
  At 09:50 AM 4/19/01 +0200, you wrote:
  And Micro$oft programmers are from...?
  
  I suppose that the country they're from produce the shittiest code of em
 all
  :)
  
  Johan
  - Original Message -
  From: "Joseph B. Ottinger" [EMAIL PROTECTED]
  To: "Orion-Interest" [EMAIL PROTECTED]
  Sent: Wednesday, April 18, 2001 4:20 PM
  Subject: Re: A Swedish Idea
  
  
   Personally, I'm becoming more and more convinced that not only is
 Sweden
   full of lousy programmers, but they're all lousy in congruent ways just
 to
   make the rest of the world's jobs harder.
  
   I say we all start using Bavarian products, if only because Bavarian
 names
   seem to have a better vowel/consonant ratio.
  
   Say, Randy... what country are YOU from? (That's the leading indicator
 for
   quality of code...)
  
   On Wed, Apr 18, 2001 at 08:49:24AM -0500, Kemp Randy-W18971 wrote:
Now this may be a dumb idea, and I am just thinking up brainstorms to
  promote Orion, but it occurred to me that both Mysql and Orion are in
  Sweden.  Now I don't know how big Sweden is, but perhaps a meeting
 between
  the two teams could find ways to mutually promote or bridge the two
  products.  Just a thought.   Speaking of Sweden, since Rickard O. from
 Jboss
  lives there, does anyone know of Magnus or Karl have meet him? In once
  sense, but Jboss and Orion are trying to make this EJB technology
 available
  to more people.
  
   --
   ---
   Joseph B. Ottinger   [EMAIL PROTECTED]
   http://epesh.com/ IT Consultant
  
  
  
  
  
  
 
 
 





Re: A Swedish Idea

2001-04-19 Thread David Kinnvall

They never get there about as much as this thread in its current
shape provides any value whatsoever to Orion users. IMHO.

/David

- Original Message - 
From: "Hani Suleiman" [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: "Orion-Interest" [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Thursday, April 19, 2001 7:08 PM
Subject: RE: A Swedish Idea


 Yes, and like many turtles, they never get there.
 
 Believing in fairy tales is not a good basis for conducting business. The
 turtle and rabbit story is a way to tell average children 'yes, you might
 be stupid and slow, but you should keep trying'. I don't think you should
 take it too seriously.
 
 Hani





Re: A Swedish Idea

2001-04-19 Thread BAC10000


God forbids, what if one of them got into car accident, would there still be 
Orion.




RE: A Swedish Idea

2001-04-19 Thread Michael J. Cannon

RE:  OSS is like the turtles. They slowly craw along, and the best
eventually get there.

...and here I thought "the Turtles" were a band, too.  You know,
'_So_Happy_Together_'  The band Flo and Eddie played for before the Vanilla
Fudge and the Mothers and after their first try at solo stardom?

[:^b

dedmike


 -Original Message-
 From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On Behalf Of Kemp
 Randy-W18971
 Sent: Thursday, April 19, 2001 11:49 AM
 To: Orion-Interest
 Subject: RE: A Swedish Idea


 OSS is like the turtles. They slowly craw along, and the best
 eventually get
 there. In the early days, folks would say "Apache who"?  Oh yes,
 that's the
 opening band for the Beatles.  Postgresql?  Is that what Goldilocks ate in
 the three bears?  And these are the same people who, when they first heard
 the name Beatles, they said "call the bug exterminator."  And when they
 heard the name Rolling Stones, they say, "where's the avalanche?"

 -Original Message-
 From: Hani Suleiman [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
 Sent: Thursday, April 19, 2001 10:03 AM
 To: Orion-Interest
 Subject: RE: A Swedish Idea


 flamebait
 Unlike all those OSS products huh.
 /flamebait

 On Thu, 19 Apr 2001, Kemp Randy-W18971 wrote:

  It has been said that if Bill Gates stopped to pick up a hundred dollar
 bill, he would be losing money.  On a more serious note, it's
 really not the
 Bill company code so much, as their practice of releasing alpha or beta
 quality products as production quality.
 
  -Original Message-
  From: Jay Armstrong [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
  Sent: Thursday, April 19, 2001 8:06 AM
  To: Orion-Interest
  Subject: Re: A Swedish Idea
 
 
  Generally, I agree with the comment about Micro$oft quality of code,
 though
  I've seen some pretty horrible code from outside the US, too. :)
 
  Bill Gates may be from the US, but Micro$oft employees come
 from all over
  the world.  Visit Redmond, WA, USA and you'll see for yourself.
 
  At 09:50 AM 4/19/01 +0200, you wrote:
  And Micro$oft programmers are from...?
  
  I suppose that the country they're from produce the shittiest
 code of em
 all
  :)
  
  Johan
  - Original Message -
  From: "Joseph B. Ottinger" [EMAIL PROTECTED]
  To: "Orion-Interest" [EMAIL PROTECTED]
  Sent: Wednesday, April 18, 2001 4:20 PM
  Subject: Re: A Swedish Idea
  
  
   Personally, I'm becoming more and more convinced that not only is
 Sweden
   full of lousy programmers, but they're all lousy in
 congruent ways just
 to
   make the rest of the world's jobs harder.
  
   I say we all start using Bavarian products, if only because Bavarian
 names
   seem to have a better vowel/consonant ratio.
  
   Say, Randy... what country are YOU from? (That's the leading
 indicator
 for
   quality of code...)
  
   On Wed, Apr 18, 2001 at 08:49:24AM -0500, Kemp Randy-W18971 wrote:
Now this may be a dumb idea, and I am just thinking up
 brainstorms to
  promote Orion, but it occurred to me that both Mysql and Orion are in
  Sweden.  Now I don't know how big Sweden is, but perhaps a meeting
 between
  the two teams could find ways to mutually promote or bridge the two
  products.  Just a thought.   Speaking of Sweden, since Rickard O. from
 Jboss
  lives there, does anyone know of Magnus or Karl have meet him? In once
  sense, but Jboss and Orion are trying to make this EJB technology
 available
  to more people.
  
   --
   ---
   Joseph B. Ottinger   [EMAIL PROTECTED]
   http://epesh.com/ IT Consultant
  
  
  
 
 
 







RE: A Swedish Idea

2001-04-19 Thread Jay Armstrong

Mike,

You're probabaly right, but why do others have to speak for them.  They're
big boys -- and business-savy enough to come down from geek heaven and
actually charge money for production.  I'll bet they can even decide for
themselves whether or not to speak with MySQL.  If they've gotten 1,000
Orion customers to belly-up $1,500 each, then a mill-and-a-half should
cover the phone call to MySQL.

Speaking of money, I've gotta go try to make some right now.

Randy, I, for one, liked your idea.  The sky is not falling, but this dead
horse is now thoroughly beaten (how's that for a mixed metaphore?).

Jay

At 12:46 PM 4/19/01 -0500, you wrote:
Issue seems to be:

MySQL is in Sweden.  Orion Is in Sweden.  They should talk.

Fortunately, for the users of Orion they are just 2 guys, who wanna code
(translation:  they are in java guy heaven!) and have no interest in the
complexities and distractions inherent in 'Big International Business^TM'
(Trademark, Microsoft and the World Intellectual Property Organization, all
rights reserved, ALL YOUR THOUGHTS ARE BELONG TO US!^TM)

'Chap' and Magnus are geeks.  They are in Java geek heaven.  THIS IS A GOOD
THING!  We should not be distracting them with anything other than their
continuing to code the best damn Java appserver there is!  Anything else is
a waste of time.

The point is moot, however.  It is obvious they are focussed on what matters
to them and what should matter to us.  If MySQL wants to go by their offices
and stop in when they have a break and buy 'em a beer (or cocoa, or
whatever) for about 20 minutes and yakk...let 'em...if u want to fly to
Sweden and facilitate this, Jay, knock yourself out.

Magnus and Karl are two guys focussed on their code.  Again, THIS IS A VERY
GOOD THING.  Distractions are BAAAD...thery're bad!...and I don't think that
we will (or can) distract them.  I like that.  Marketing is for marketers.
Two guys don't need a manager.  Especially two guys that are as obviously
skilled and laser-focussed on their goals as these two.

See, Joe and Mike?  I'm cured!!!

dedmike

 -Original Message-
 From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On Behalf Of Jay Armstrong
 Sent: Thursday, April 19, 2001 10:17 AM
 To: Orion-Interest
 Subject: Re: A Swedish Idea


 The groomsmen at my wedding were named Schotanus, Schloss and Schnakenberg
 -- no kidding -- if they all lived in the same city, they'd be on the same
 page in the phonebook.  So, bring on the Germanic hordes!

 Now try to stay focused: Randy's idea was whether or not MySQL and Orion
 should talk about "ways to mutually promote or bridge the two products".
 Just talk.  No earth-shaking changes.

 Yes, HSQL is in the Orion Server download, but, no one said anything about
 binding MySQL to Orion.

 Put down your crack pipe for a minute and open your EJB 101 book: EJB
 containers don't care what data storage mechanism is being used!

 Even though Orion and HSQL run differently on different OS's and JVM's,
 neither did anyone advocate different versions of Orion for
 different OS's.
  If a dialog between Orion and HSQL can make life easier for the MySQL
 lovers, then what's the harm?

 Joe, you've probably been banned from the www.mysql.com site forever
 anyway, so give it up! :)

 Jay

 At 08:04 AM 4/19/01 -0500, you wrote:
 On Wed, Apr 18, 2001 at 05:04:48PM -0600, Jay Armstrong wrote:
  Fair enough, Mike, but my bottom line was: Why not ... address
 that issue
  (having MySQL and Orion folks talk to each other) directly?
 
 Why?
 
  Randy had a good thought -- the Thought Police should quit
 stomping on it.
 
  The issue is simply whether or not MySQL and Orion should talk. :)
 
 No, because neither one is Bavarian.
 
 Actually... still no, because there's no REASON for them to. If you have
 such a desire, you can use MySQL with Orion. (Why such a desire
 exists is up
 to you, I suppose.) If you're talking about distributing MySQL
 *with* Orion,
 which was the original thrust, then NO, a thousand times NO, and
 let's add a
 few more to that for a total of 1004 NOs. Why? HSQL works because it's an
 integrated solution, for an all-Java distribution of Orion that
 happens to
 include a servicable database (for very poor values of
 "servicable"). MySQL,
 unless it's undergone a sea change to be all Java (that nobody
 else in the
 world knows about) can't do the same, so you would have the Windows Orion
 distribution, the Linux Orion distribution, the Solaris Orion
 distribution
 (obviously the best of them all!), etc. etc. ad nauseum. I can
 tell you that
 the Orion team wouldn't smile upon having all those builds, and neither
 would I - such a thing violates the whole idea behind Java.
 
 Let's keep our heads about us for once, and drop this silly "Let's bind a
 binary database into Orion" nonsense. Interbase - fine, if we
 can manage to
 integrate it into the same VM (and it can be done, but I'd want it
 transparently done). But so

Re: A Swedish Idea

2001-04-19 Thread Frank LaRosa

What's the difference? We choose to write J2EE applications because J2EE is
a community standard rather than a proprietary API. If Orion goes under, all
it takes is a few new config files to deploy your app on another server.

- Original Message -
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: "Orion-Interest" [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Thursday, April 19, 2001 4:17 PM
Subject: Re: A Swedish Idea



 God forbids, what if one of them got into car accident, would there still
be
 Orion.






Re: A Swedish Idea

2001-04-18 Thread Hani Suleiman

Why?!?!

I have an idea, why don't IBM and BEA team up and
release...logicsphere! After all, they're both US companies...

On Wed, 18 Apr 2001, Kemp Randy-W18971 wrote:

 Now this may be a dumb idea, and I am just thinking up brainstorms to promote Orion, 
but it occurred to me that both Mysql and Orion are in Sweden.  Now I don't know how 
big Sweden is, but perhaps a meeting between the two teams could find ways to 
mutually promote or bridge the two products.  Just a thought.   Speaking of Sweden, 
since Rickard O. from Jboss lives there, does anyone know of Magnus or Karl have meet 
him? In once sense, but Jboss and Orion are trying to make this EJB technology 
available to more people. 
 
 





Re: A Swedish Idea

2001-04-18 Thread Joseph B. Ottinger

Personally, I'm becoming more and more convinced that not only is Sweden
full of lousy programmers, but they're all lousy in congruent ways just to
make the rest of the world's jobs harder.

I say we all start using Bavarian products, if only because Bavarian names
seem to have a better vowel/consonant ratio.

Say, Randy... what country are YOU from? (That's the leading indicator for
quality of code...)

On Wed, Apr 18, 2001 at 08:49:24AM -0500, Kemp Randy-W18971 wrote:
 Now this may be a dumb idea, and I am just thinking up brainstorms to promote Orion, 
but it occurred to me that both Mysql and Orion are in Sweden.  Now I don't know how 
big Sweden is, but perhaps a meeting between the two teams could find ways to 
mutually promote or bridge the two products.  Just a thought.   Speaking of Sweden, 
since Rickard O. from Jboss lives there, does anyone know of Magnus or Karl have meet 
him? In once sense, but Jboss and Orion are trying to make this EJB technology 
available to more people. 

-- 
---
Joseph B. Ottinger   [EMAIL PROTECTED]
http://epesh.com/ IT Consultant




Re: A Swedish Idea

2001-04-18 Thread Robert Krueger


am I the only one on this list considering this useless discussion spam? 
karl and magnus are grownups making their own decisions and you don't 
actually believe repeating stuff that has been discussed on this list over 
and over again, inspires them?

please contribute to getting the technical issue/plea ratio back to normal 
and deal with the way magnus and karl handle their company/product.

thank you.

robert
(-) Robert Krger
(-) SIGNAL 7 Gesellschaft fr Informationstechnologie mbH
(-) Brder-Knau-Str. 79 - 64285 Darmstadt,
(-) Tel: 06151 665401, Fax: 06151 665373
(-) [EMAIL PROTECTED], www.signal7.de





RE: A Swedish Idea

2001-04-18 Thread Kemp Randy-W18971

I'm from the USA, near Chicago, Il. What countries lead in quality of code?
I would like to know.  No matter what country the product is produced in,
you might find software engineers from the USA, England, India, etc., all
working on the same software product.  Open source efforts like Enhydra,
Tomcat, or Jboss have contributors from all around the world.  It's like
trying to find a car made in the USA.  Parts come from Japan, it's assembled
in Mexico, and marketed in the US. Orion is an exception, since they are
basically a two man operation.  Yet I do think the two young gentlemen did a
bang up job between them.  They just need help with other facets, such as
documentation, marketing, and support. And even superman is part of a team
called the Justice League, since he can't solve everything by himself.

-Original Message-
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Wednesday, April 18, 2001 9:20 AM
To: Orion-Interest
Subject: Re: A Swedish Idea


Personally, I'm becoming more and more convinced that not only is Sweden
full of lousy programmers, but they're all lousy in congruent ways just to
make the rest of the world's jobs harder.

I say we all start using Bavarian products, if only because Bavarian names
seem to have a better vowel/consonant ratio.

Say, Randy... what country are YOU from? (That's the leading indicator for
quality of code...)

On Wed, Apr 18, 2001 at 08:49:24AM -0500, Kemp Randy-W18971 wrote:
 Now this may be a dumb idea, and I am just thinking up brainstorms to
promote Orion, but it occurred to me that both Mysql and Orion are in
Sweden.  Now I don't know how big Sweden is, but perhaps a meeting between
the two teams could find ways to mutually promote or bridge the two
products.  Just a thought.   Speaking of Sweden, since Rickard O. from Jboss
lives there, does anyone know of Magnus or Karl have meet him? In once
sense, but Jboss and Orion are trying to make this EJB technology available
to more people. 

-- 
---
Joseph B. Ottinger   [EMAIL PROTECTED]
http://epesh.com/ IT Consultant




RE: A Swedish Idea

2001-04-18 Thread Hani Suleiman

Which makes your post of suggesting they team up with other equally
Swedish folks even more bizarre...

I think we should all stick to what we do best...being competent Orion
users. When I get paid to worry about Orion's future and business plan,
and who they choose to deal with, parner with, sell out to, go to bed
with, then I will.

Until then, I'll use this lovely product, report bugs, look confused and
try to figure out when/why things don't work...and buy licenses. The rest,
someone else can worry about!

Anyways, everyone else must be heartily bored of this exchange by now, so
I'll bow out of this particular thread to keep the conversation more 'high
brow'!

Novice at tongue biting,
Hani

On Wed, 18 Apr 2001, Kemp Randy-W18971 wrote:

 I'm from the USA, near Chicago, Il. What countries lead in quality of code?
 I would like to know.  No matter what country the product is produced in,
 you might find software engineers from the USA, England, India, etc., all
 working on the same software product.  Open source efforts like Enhydra,
 Tomcat, or Jboss have contributors from all around the world.  It's like
 trying to find a car made in the USA.  Parts come from Japan, it's assembled
 in Mexico, and marketed in the US. Orion is an exception, since they are
 basically a two man operation.  Yet I do think the two young gentlemen did a
 bang up job between them.  They just need help with other facets, such as
 documentation, marketing, and support. And even superman is part of a team
 called the Justice League, since he can't solve everything by himself.
 
 -Original Message-
 From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
 Sent: Wednesday, April 18, 2001 9:20 AM
 To: Orion-Interest
 Subject: Re: A Swedish Idea
 
 
 Personally, I'm becoming more and more convinced that not only is Sweden
 full of lousy programmers, but they're all lousy in congruent ways just to
 make the rest of the world's jobs harder.
 
 I say we all start using Bavarian products, if only because Bavarian names
 seem to have a better vowel/consonant ratio.
 
 Say, Randy... what country are YOU from? (That's the leading indicator for
 quality of code...)
 
 On Wed, Apr 18, 2001 at 08:49:24AM -0500, Kemp Randy-W18971 wrote:
  Now this may be a dumb idea, and I am just thinking up brainstorms to
 promote Orion, but it occurred to me that both Mysql and Orion are in
 Sweden.  Now I don't know how big Sweden is, but perhaps a meeting between
 the two teams could find ways to mutually promote or bridge the two
 products.  Just a thought.   Speaking of Sweden, since Rickard O. from Jboss
 lives there, does anyone know of Magnus or Karl have meet him? In once
 sense, but Jboss and Orion are trying to make this EJB technology available
 to more people. 
 
 





Re: A Swedish Idea

2001-04-18 Thread Joseph B. Ottinger

On Wed, Apr 18, 2001 at 11:54:02AM -0400, Kemp Randy-W18971 wrote:
 I'm from the USA, near Chicago, Il. What countries lead in quality of code?
 I would like to know.  No matter what country the product is produced in,

The best country in terms of code/quality ratio is Cameroon.

 you might find software engineers from the USA, England, India, etc., all
 working on the same software product.  Open source efforts like Enhydra,
 Tomcat, or Jboss have contributors from all around the world.  It's like

That explains their bugs.

 trying to find a car made in the USA.  Parts come from Japan, it's assembled
 in Mexico, and marketed in the US. Orion is an exception, since they are
 basically a two man operation.  Yet I do think the two young gentlemen did a
 bang up job between them.  They just need help with other facets, such as
 documentation, marketing, and support. And even superman is part of a team
 called the Justice League, since he can't solve everything by himself.

Let's be real: the Justice League exists so that Superman can ogle Wonder
Woman. Everyone else is included just so Superman doesn't have to take out
EVERY LITTLE WIMPY VILLAIN by himself. (To wit: "Oh, crap, Batman, you take
that guy, he's boring for me.")

-- 
---
Joseph B. Ottinger   [EMAIL PROTECTED]
http://epesh.com/ IT Consultant




RE: A Swedish Idea

2001-04-18 Thread Kemp Randy-W18971

I said it may be a dumb idea.

-Original Message-
From: Hani Suleiman [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Wednesday, April 18, 2001 9:18 AM
To: Orion-Interest
Subject: Re: A Swedish Idea


Why?!?!

I have an idea, why don't IBM and BEA team up and
release...logicsphere! After all, they're both US companies...

On Wed, 18 Apr 2001, Kemp Randy-W18971 wrote:

 Now this may be a dumb idea, and I am just thinking up brainstorms to promote Orion, 
but it occurred to me that both Mysql and Orion are in Sweden.  Now I don't know how 
big Sweden is, but perhaps a meeting between the two teams could find ways to 
mutually promote or bridge the two products.  Just a thought.   Speaking of Sweden, 
since Rickard O. from Jboss lives there, does anyone know of Magnus or Karl have meet 
him? In once sense, but Jboss and Orion are trying to make this EJB technology 
available to more people. 
 
 





Re: A Swedish Idea

2001-04-18 Thread Joseph B. Ottinger

On Wed, Apr 18, 2001 at 06:34:09PM +0100, William Jones wrote:
 Would some people please just grow up.

I agree! (Wait, am I included?)

 If you don't want to use Orion then that is your decision.  Vote with your
 feet and leave this group to those who have valid issues to discuss.  (Oh
 and best of luck finding anything else that is as cheap and quick)

I can't type too good with my feet.

 Joseph: as for making racist allegations about the intellectual or
 programming ability of people based on their national origin, I urge you to
 consider the following:
 - Your country is governed by George W. Bush
 - I haven't seen your place of education, Tallahassee Community College,
 featuring in the honours list in the ACM International Programming Contest
 (c.f. http://acm.baylor.edu/past/default.htm)

Yeah, and never will - unless they stop trying to teach COBOL, I suppose.
(Only one class in Comp Sci taken there, and oh, the glories of EBCDIC.)

Oh, wait! A couple of relevant points:

1) I didn't make any racist remarks, unless you're such an idiot as to think
that Sweden is populated ONLY by Swedes, etc. etc. etc.

2) My limited college education doesn't have any relevance to the joke at
hand, nor does the college at which said education took place.

3) You should learn to look up "sarcasm" in the dictionary. It's quite
useful. If you already know how to look it up, or even possibly the word's
meaning (I know only us college-eddicated peoples know what it meanses),
then please apply said meaning to nearly everything in this thread. Thanks!
:)


 - Original Message -
 From: "Joseph B. Ottinger" [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 To: "Orion-Interest" [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Sent: Wednesday, April 18, 2001 3:20 PM
 Subject: Re: A Swedish Idea
 
 
  Personally, I'm becoming more and more convinced that not only is Sweden
  full of lousy programmers, but they're all lousy in congruent ways just to
  make the rest of the world's jobs harder.
 
  I say we all start using Bavarian products, if only because Bavarian names
  seem to have a better vowel/consonant ratio.
 
  Say, Randy... what country are YOU from? (That's the leading indicator for
  quality of code...)
 
  On Wed, Apr 18, 2001 at 08:49:24AM -0500, Kemp Randy-W18971 wrote:
   Now this may be a dumb idea, and I am just thinking up brainstorms to
 promote Orion, but it occurred to me that both Mysql and Orion are in
 Sweden.  Now I don't know how big Sweden is, but perhaps a meeting between
 the two teams could find ways to mutually promote or bridge the two
 products.  Just a thought.   Speaking of Sweden, since Rickard O. from Jboss
 lives there, does anyone know of Magnus or Karl have meet him? In once
 sense, but Jboss and Orion are trying to make this EJB technology available
 to more people.
 
  --
  ---
  Joseph B. Ottinger   [EMAIL PROTECTED]
  http://epesh.com/ IT Consultant

-- 
---
Joseph B. Ottinger   [EMAIL PROTECTED]
http://epesh.com/ IT Consultant




RE: A Swedish Idea

2001-04-18 Thread Michael A Third



I 
think everyone needs to cool down and realize that Joseph's comment was 
sarcastic. I realize the sarcasm may not be easy to pick up on if English 
isn't your native language, but we don't need to resort to personal 
attacks.

Michael

  -Original Message-From: 
  [EMAIL PROTECTED] 
  [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On Behalf Of William 
  JonesSent: Wednesday, April 18, 2001 1:34 PMTo: 
  Orion-InterestSubject: Re: A Swedish Idea
  
  Would some people 
  please just grow up. 
  
  If you don't want 
  to use Orion then that is your decision. Vote with your feet and leave 
  this group to those who have valid issues to discuss. (Oh and best of 
  luck finding anything else that is as cheap and quick)
  
  Joseph: as for making racist allegations about the 
  intellectual or programming ability of people based on their national origin, 
  I urge you to consider the following:
   
  - Your country is governed by George W. Bush
   
  - I haven't seen your place of education, Tallahassee Community College, featuring in the honours list in the ACM 
  International Programming Contest (c.f. http://acm.baylor.edu/past/default.htm)
  
  - Original Message - 
  From: "Joseph B. Ottinger" [EMAIL PROTECTED]
  To: "Orion-Interest" [EMAIL PROTECTED]
  Sent: Wednesday, April 18, 2001 3:20 PM
  Subject: Re: A Swedish Idea
   Personally, I'm becoming more and more convinced that not 
  only is Sweden full of lousy programmers, but they're all lousy in 
  congruent ways just to make the rest of the world's jobs 
  harder.  I say we all start using Bavarian products, if only 
  because Bavarian names seem to have a better vowel/consonant 
  ratio.  Say, Randy... what country are YOU from? (That's the 
  leading indicator for quality of code...)  On Wed, Apr 
  18, 2001 at 08:49:24AM -0500, Kemp Randy-W18971 wrote:  Now this 
  may be a dumb idea, and I am just thinking up brainstorms to promote Orion, 
  but it occurred to me that both Mysql and Orion are in Sweden. Now I 
  don't know how big Sweden is, but perhaps a meeting between the two teams 
  could find ways to mutually promote or bridge the two products. Just a 
  thought. Speaking of Sweden, since Rickard O. from Jboss lives 
  there, does anyone know of Magnus or Karl have meet him? In once sense, but 
  Jboss and Orion are trying to make this EJB technology available to more 
  people.   --  
  --- Joseph B. 
  Ottinger 
  [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://epesh.com/ 
  IT Consultant


RE: A Swedish Idea

2001-04-18 Thread Michael J. Cannon

Not to mention that the thingy (I won't call it a database) that he uses for
the 'real stuff' come with the curse of the 'Oracle Marketing Ghoul' the
famous shifting license, and numerous other scary things.

8-(;^b

I DO believe that MySQL (through mmSQL, as well as the Berkeley stuff)
supports J2EE in a 'not-even-good-enough-for-gubbmint-work' way.  Sadly,
HyperSonicSQL/hsqldb does not support a full set of J2EE, or JDBC 2.0, or
SQL92 for that matter, by itself.  But we're working on it (we really,
really are!).  The advantage we have over MySQL is that we are Java, 100%,
and therefore, MUCH easier to work with and communicate with, if you're a
Java developer.

BTW, any of you OTHER MySQL zealots want to discuss the upcoming Gemini
release?  I can't find any specifics on it other than it is GPL and builds
on the MySQL codebase.

dedmike

 -Original Message-
 From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On Behalf Of Hani Suleiman
 Sent: Wednesday, April 18, 2001 4:24 PM
 To: Orion-Interest
 Subject: RE: A Swedish Idea


 Argh, I really did try hard not to respond, but I can resist no longer...

 'it's good enough for NASA' means nothing, nor is it relevant. Win98 is
 good enough for many 'respected' corporations, that does not mean we
 should all follow suit. Horses for courses, my friend.

 Mysql does not support transactions, which are REQUIRED for J2EE. It's
 'good enough' for certain types of applications, however, it is NOT good
 enough for J2EE. End of discussion.

 I think you're working off of a very false assumption, which seems to go
 like this:

 I like technology X
 I like technology Y
 Technology X and technology Y must get married, to form technology Z that
 I will think is the nest thing since sliced bread.

 Sadly, while there's nothing wrong with the first two steps, the third
 seems to be a bit of aleap of faith.

 Hani

 On Wed, 18 Apr 2001, Kemp Randy-W18971 wrote:

  Transactions are supported with the Berkeley transaction engine
 in the current Mysql release.  A prior user has answered how to
 set this up.  Kiddie database?  Did you tell Nasa that? They made
 a recent (Dec. 2000, I believe) decision to use Mysql in some of
 their business systems (hopefully, not the space modules).  Yes,
 others like postgresql are more advanced, but mysql is as good as
 hsql, and would be a good modeling, prototype database.  For the
 record, I use both mysql (for testing and prototyping) and Oracle
 8I (for the real stuff).  And everyone can learn from them in how
 to write good documentation.
 
  -Original Message-
  From: Dan North [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
  Sent: Wednesday, April 18, 2001 2:08 PM
  To: Orion-Interest
  Subject: Re: A Swedish Idea
 
 
  Ok, I'll bite.
 
  Orion is not an open source product and probably never will be.
  The fact
  that it is free for development purposes and remarkably inexpensive for
  deployment shouldn't alter your perception of (a) the ownership and
  proprietary nature of the code, or (b) the quality of the product.
 
  MySQL is a quick and dirty database.  It has a number of
 glaring omissions
  compared to most grown-up RDBs (transactions and sub-selects to
 name but
  two), and there are better open source products out there
 (Interbase and
  PostgreSQL spring to mind) for scalability, robustness, data integrity,
  yada yada yada.  Therefore not the ideal companion for a
 product built to
  support a technology that is all of these things.
 
  Use a kiddie database if you must, but please don't inflict it
 on the rest
  of us!
 
  Cheers,
  Dan/tastapod
 
  ps. LogicSphere - mmm - can't wait!
 
 
  At 10:17 18/04/2001 -0400, you wrote:
  Why?!?!
  
  I have an idea, why don't IBM and BEA team up and
  release...logicsphere! After all, they're both US companies...
  
  On Wed, 18 Apr 2001, Kemp Randy-W18971 wrote:
  
Now this may be a dumb idea, and I am just thinking up
 brainstorms to
   promote Orion, but it occurred to me that both Mysql and Orion are in
   Sweden.  Now I don't know how big Sweden is, but perhaps a meeting
   between the two teams could find ways to mutually promote or
 bridge the
   two products.  Just a thought.   Speaking of Sweden, since Rickard O.
   from Jboss lives there, does anyone know of Magnus or Karl
 have meet him?
   In once sense, but Jboss and Orion are trying to make this
 EJB technology
   available to more people.
   
   
 
  --
  Dan North
  VP Development  -  Cadrion Technologies Ltd  -  +44 (0)20 7440 9550
 
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RE: A Swedish Idea

2001-04-18 Thread Hani Suleiman



On Wed, 18 Apr 2001, Jay Armstrong wrote:

 
 But, let's say it doesn't support transactions.  What's wrong with starting
 a dialog?
 
Why bother? So the people who bleat about mySQL all the time are
happier? Frankly I'd rather the Orion team concentrate on functionality
and J2EE implementation, rather than worry about integrating with MySQL
when SO many far superior alternatives exist. Have a look at
config/database-schemas.

In my opinion, Orion should not do ANYTHING to 'conform' to MySQL or adapt
to it. If MySQL is fixed in time and has a decent JDBC driver that can
support transactions and all else that is required, then this whole
ridiculous discussion is moot anyways.

Lets move on now!

Hani





RE: A Swedish Idea

2001-04-18 Thread Jay Armstrong

I would guess that it would be MySQL making the majority (all?) of the
changes to support J2EE platforms, not just Orion.  To Orion, it's just
another storage mechanism.

As for "why bother?".  Well, that's what "open" software is all about.
Open minds, open discussions, open ideas, etc, etc.  Some are close-minded
about MySQL, but many happen to like it.

I'm not sure what "fixed in time" has to do with this -- is there some
schedule MySQL has to meet?

I happen to think this discussion is very important from a technical
standpoint and because it's about ideas and attitudes.  Besides, a little
venting of frustration now and then is healthy.  Sorry for cluttering your
inbox.

Jay

At 07:46 PM 4/18/01 -0400, you wrote:


On Wed, 18 Apr 2001, Jay Armstrong wrote:

 
 But, let's say it doesn't support transactions.  What's wrong with starting
 a dialog?
 
Why bother? So the people who bleat about mySQL all the time are
happier? Frankly I'd rather the Orion team concentrate on functionality
and J2EE implementation, rather than worry about integrating with MySQL
when SO many far superior alternatives exist. Have a look at
config/database-schemas.

In my opinion, Orion should not do ANYTHING to 'conform' to MySQL or adapt
to it. If MySQL is fixed in time and has a decent JDBC driver that can
support transactions and all else that is required, then this whole
ridiculous discussion is moot anyways.

Lets move on now!

Hani








RE: A Swedish Idea

2001-04-18 Thread Michael J. Cannon

hmmm...autoupdate...Magnus, Carl?  what do we need to include in hsqldb to
prevent this?  (Credit to you Stan and whoever else contributes)...

dedmike

 -Original Message-
 From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On Behalf Of Stan Ng
 Sent: Wednesday, April 18, 2001 3:00 PM
 To: Orion-Interest
 Subject: Re: A Swedish Idea



 At first a zillion people picked up the continued development of
 HypersonicSQL (because it's *awesome* for development, but anyway...
 SourceForge was flooded with clones, but I believe that everyone got
 together and the de facto successor is now http://hsqldb.sourceforge.net/

 I recently tried it out with my Orion project.  Works great, just
 needed to
 copy the hsqldb.jar into /orion/lib and update driver references hsql to
 hsqldb in the orion/config/data-sources.xml.  Of course, now autoupdate
 keeps copying over the old hsql.jar that I deleted, but that's a whole
 different matter...



 - Original Message -
 From: "Jay Armstrong" [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 To: "Orion-Interest" [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Sent: Wednesday, April 18, 2001 9:35 AM
 Subject: Re: A Swedish Idea

  Given that HypersonicSQL is currently not being maintained (is it?), it
  seems like a logical idea to find a good substitute and MySQL would
  probably be a nice fit.  Personally, I love HSQL and, now that
 tax season
  is over here in the United Socialist States of America, I plan to budget
  some time to help with that.








RE: A Swedish Idea

2001-04-18 Thread Neville Burnell

the autoupdate delivering an old hsql.jar *was* a problem - but now
since the hsqldb package name has changed, the hsql.jar is not used and
I just ignore it. 

-Original Message-
From: Michael J. Cannon [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Thursday, 19 April 2001 12:29 PM
To: Orion-Interest
Subject: RE: A Swedish Idea


hmmm...autoupdate...Magnus, Carl?  what do we need to include in hsqldb
to
prevent this?  (Credit to you Stan and whoever else contributes)...

dedmike

 -Original Message-
 From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On Behalf Of Stan Ng
 Sent: Wednesday, April 18, 2001 3:00 PM
 To: Orion-Interest
 Subject: Re: A Swedish Idea



 At first a zillion people picked up the continued development of
 HypersonicSQL (because it's *awesome* for development, but anyway...
 SourceForge was flooded with clones, but I believe that everyone got
 together and the de facto successor is now
http://hsqldb.sourceforge.net/

 I recently tried it out with my Orion project.  Works great, just
 needed to
 copy the hsqldb.jar into /orion/lib and update driver references hsql
to
 hsqldb in the orion/config/data-sources.xml.  Of course, now
autoupdate
 keeps copying over the old hsql.jar that I deleted, but that's a whole
 different matter...



 - Original Message -
 From: "Jay Armstrong" [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 To: "Orion-Interest" [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Sent: Wednesday, April 18, 2001 9:35 AM
 Subject: Re: A Swedish Idea

  Given that HypersonicSQL is currently not being maintained (is it?),
it
  seems like a logical idea to find a good substitute and MySQL would
  probably be a nice fit.  Personally, I love HSQL and, now that
 tax season
  is over here in the United Socialist States of America, I plan to
budget
  some time to help with that.