This is where Larry usually had a few good ones..wake up Lyons!
On Fri, Sep 26, 2014 at 11:34 AM, Vivec wrote:
>
> I...don't know the rest but...the bear used the rabbit to wipe itself...is
> that the punchline?
>
> On 26 September 2014 12:30, Jerry Milo Johnson wrote:
>
> >
> > I had a gi
Exactly.
On Friday, September 26, 2014, Vivec wrote:
>
> I...don't know the rest but...the bear used the rabbit to wipe itself...is
> that the punchline?
>
> On 26 September 2014 12:30, Jerry Milo Johnson > wrote:
>
> >
> > I had a girlfriend I could literally drop to the floor laughing if I j
I...don't know the rest but...the bear used the rabbit to wipe itself...is
that the punchline?
On 26 September 2014 12:30, Jerry Milo Johnson wrote:
>
> I had a girlfriend I could literally drop to the floor laughing if I just
> started to tell that punch line
>
> "So the bear..."
>
> That was
I had a girlfriend I could literally drop to the floor laughing if I just
started to tell that punch line
"So the bear..."
That was fun.
On Friday, September 26, 2014, C. Hatton Humphrey
wrote:
>
> On Fri, Sep 26, 2014 at 10:40 AM, GMoney > wrote:
>
> > Anyone heard any good jokes lately?
>
On Fri, Sep 26, 2014 at 10:40 AM, GMoney wrote:
> Anyone heard any good jokes lately?
What's brown and sticky?
A stick
A bear was taking a dump in the woods when a rabbit hopped up. The bear
asked the rabbit if he had a problem with crap sticking to his fur... (you
know the rest of the story
>Don't worry about if it actually happened or not
>hee hee hee :)
>
legend only:
http://www.snopes.com/college/exam/hell.asp
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, January 16, 2008 9:19 AM
To: CF-Community
Subject: Re: joke of the day (jewish spin)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove to the possum it could be done.
--BenD
Bruce Sorge wrote:
> Why did the man throw the clock out of the window?
> To see time fly
>
> Why did the chick
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove to the possum it could be done.
--BenD
Bruce Sorge wrote:
> Why did the man throw the clock out of the window?
> To see time fly
>
> Why did the chicken cross the road?
> To get to the other side
>
> Horse walks into a bar
> Bartender says "why the l
Guy goes to a shrink to discuss some very odd dreams he's been having.
He says "Doc, I don't know what's wrong with me, I keep dreaming that
I'm a wigwam, then I wake up and finally when I get back to sleep I
start dreaming that I am a teepee!"
The Doc replies "Unfortunately I see this problem
Why did the man throw the clock out of the window?
To see time fly
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side
Horse walks into a bar
Bartender says "why the long face?"
Why couldn't the pony sing?
He was a little hoarse
They go on and on.
Bruce
--
Throttle Jockey -
Why go
what do you do when your Kotex is on fire?
throw it on the ground and tampon it.
hello?
hello?
On Jan 15, 2008 2:51 PM, Cameron Childress <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> Yes, I loved that one as a kid. Also:
>
> How do you catch a unique rabbit?
> You 'neak up on him.
>
> How do you catch a tame ra
Yes, I loved that one as a kid. Also:
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
You 'neak up on him.
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Da 'tame way.
-Cameron
Jim Davis wrote:
> My daughter's (5-years old) current favorite:
>
> Knock knock?
> -Who's there?
> Banana
> -Banana who?
> Knock knock?
> -Who's
My daughter's (5-years old) current favorite:
Knock knock?
-Who's there?
Banana
-Banana who?
Knock knock?
-Who's there?
Banana
-Banana who?
Knock knock?
-Who's there?
Banana
-Banana who?
Knock knock?
-Who's there?
Orange
-Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say "banana" again?
Jim Davis
~~
My kids love this chain:
Knock knock?
-Who's there?
Ester
-Ester who?
Ester Bunny.
Knock knock?
-Who's there?
Anna
-Anna who?
Anna-other Ester Bunny.
Knock knock?
-Who's there?
Car
-Car who?
Cargo beep-beep, run over the Ester Bunnies.
Knock knock?
-Who's there?
Boo
-Boo who?
Don't cry! The
Greg Morphis wrote:
> What's the difference between meat and fish?
> If you beat your fish, it'll die.
My favorite IT flavored version.
What is the difference between computers and people?
With computers, the software goes into the hardware.
~~
what's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
anyone can roast beef.
On Jan 15, 2008 12:01 PM, Greg Morphis <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> What's the difference between meat and fish?
> If you beat your fish, it'll die.
>
>
> On Jan 15, 2008 1:56 PM, Cameron Childress <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> w
What's the difference between meat and fish?
If you beat your fish, it'll die.
On Jan 15, 2008 1:56 PM, Cameron Childress <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> Nice - I knew the interrupting cow joke was a winner when I told a
> friend's kid the joke and then about a year later the kid (forgetting I
> was
Nice - I knew the interrupting cow joke was a winner when I told a
friend's kid the joke and then about a year later the kid (forgetting I
was the one who taught it to him) told me the joke back when I saw him
again.
-Cameron
Jim Campbell wrote:
> My kids have a variant on that joke:
>
> Knoc
My son does this one with his own variation:
Him: Knock Knock
You: Who's There?
Him: Impatient Cow
Him: Moo!
On Jan 15, 2008 12:37 PM, Cameron Childress wrote:
> Me: Knock Knock.
> You: Who's There?
> Me: Interrupting Cow.
> You: Interrupting C
> Me: (interrupting your answer) MOO
Knock knock?
(Who's there?)
Dog
(Dog who?)
Woof.
Knock knock?
(Who's there?)
Cat
(Cat who?)
Meow
Knock knock?
(Who's there?)
Schizophrenic Cow
(Schizophrenic Cow who?)
Quack.
--BenD
Cameron Childress wrote:
> Me: Knock Knock.
> You: Who's There?
> Me: Interrupting Cow.
> You: Interrupting C
My kids have a variant on that joke:
Knock Knock
Who's there
Interrupting Dalek
Interrupt...
EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE
This joke works with all sorts of variants, too. Interrupting opera singer,
Interrupting Booger From Revenge of the Nerds, Interrupting Howler Monkey,
Interrupting Guitar Feedback
Me: Knock Knock.
You: Who's There?
Me: Interrupting Cow.
You: Interrupting C
Me: (interrupting your answer) MOO
-Cameron
[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
> How to catch a polar bear.
>
> Carefully go out on the ice and cut a large hole, Surround the hole with
> frozen peas. Hide and wait qui
and...
Guy walks into a bar with a duck on his head. The bartender looks up
and says "Where did you get that dumb ape?" Guy says, "This isn't an
ape, it's a duck". Bartender says "I was TALKING to the duck".
A guy walks into a bar with a duck on his head. The bartenders says
"Can I help you?" and
This is one of my favorite jokes!
Makes me giggle every time.
On 1/15/08, [EMAIL PROTECTED] <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
> How to catch a polar bear.
>
> Carefully go out on the ice and cut a large hole, Surround the hole with
> frozen peas. Hide and wait quietly. When the Bear comes to take a Pe
> "A man walks into a bar with a duck on his head..."
Sorry, I screwed that up...
A *RABBI* walks into a bar with a duck on his head. The bartender asks,
"Hey, where'd you get that?" And the duck says, "Brooklyn -- there's LOTS
of 'em!"
Okay, so Shecky Greene I'm not.
Respectfully,
Adam Phil
, 2008 11:59 AM
To: CF-Community
Subject: RE: joke of the day (jewish spin)
> "A man walks into a bar with a duck on his head..." is an opening used
> for about 20 jokes I know of.
As in:
A man walks into a bar with a duck on his head. The bartender asks, "Hey,
where'd yo
> "A man walks into a bar with a duck on his head..." is an opening used
> for about 20 jokes I know of.
As in:
A man walks into a bar with a duck on his head. The bartender asks, "Hey,
where'd you get that?" And the duck says, "Brooklyn -- there's LOTS of
'em!"
Respectfully,
Adam Phillip Chu
holy blast from the past batman
- Original Message -
From: "Shawna Hampton" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "CF-Community"
Sent: Tuesday, January 15, 2008 12:33 PM
Subject: RE: joke of the day (jewish spin)
> Okay, here's one courtesy of my 4-year-o
TED]
Sent: Tuesday, January 15, 2008 11:27 AM
To: CF-Community
Subject: Re: joke of the day (jewish spin)
I finally get it. Good explanation. Yeah, much too simple for an adult.
Defnitely great for a kid. A smart kid ...
On 1/15/08, Jerry Johnson <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
> It
I finally get it. Good explanation. Yeah, much too simple for an adult.
Defnitely great for a kid. A smart kid ...
On 1/15/08, Jerry Johnson <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
> It is a juvenile joke. It would be great for a 4th grader to have
> thought up. Pretty good for a 9th grader. A little simple
It is a juvenile joke. It would be great for a 4th grader to have
thought up. Pretty good for a 9th grader. A little simple for an
adult, but a good twist.
If you really don't get it, and are still curious, here are the pieces
of that joke.
"A man walks into a bar" is a standard joke opening,
i tell them sometimes, but im one of those people
who sometimes doesnt get the gist of jokes...
part of my mild autism my mother always said...
tw
On Jan 15, 2008 12:14 PM, G Money <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> Wow.have you ever told a joke Weegs?
>
> A minister, a priest and a rabbi walk
Wow.have you ever told a joke Weegs?
A minister, a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks at
them and says "What is this, some kind of joke?"
On Jan 15, 2008 11:06 AM, Tony <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> i still dont get it tho'
>
> i think its just a dumb joke.
>
> cause
i still dont get it tho'
i think its just a dumb joke.
cause what rabbi wears a duck on his head, for the contrary to happen
and it be funny?
tw
On Jan 15, 2008 10:51 AM, Jerry Johnson <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> "It's opposite day" the duck says.
>
> Don't you remember opposite day from like
"It's opposite day" the duck says.
Don't you remember opposite day from like the 2nd grade? Where
everything is contrary?
On Jan 15, 2008 10:46 AM, Tony <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> i still dont get it?
>
> On Jan 15, 2008 10:41 AM, Jerry Johnson <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> > Normally, the joke
Probably because it's not very funny
On Jan 15, 2008 9:46 AM, Tony <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> i still dont get it?
>
> On Jan 15, 2008 10:41 AM, Jerry Johnson <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> > Normally, the joke is "a man walks into a bar with a duck on his head"
> >
> > The Jewish spin is the
i still dont get it?
On Jan 15, 2008 10:41 AM, Jerry Johnson <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> Normally, the joke is "a man walks into a bar with a duck on his head"
>
> The Jewish spin is the Rabbi (who seems to be in a lot of jokes, the funny
> guy)
>
> On Jan 15, 2008 10:38 AM, Tony <[EMAIL PROTECT
Normally, the joke is "a man walks into a bar with a duck on his head"
The Jewish spin is the Rabbi (who seems to be in a lot of jokes, the funny guy)
On Jan 15, 2008 10:38 AM, Tony <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> does anyone get this joke?
> i didnt...
>
> A duck walks into a bar with a rabbi on hi
> Vivec wrote:
> p.s. gruss, you're not allowed to laugh at these jokes.
>
ah, man. Cause that's some funny shiz yo!
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> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVm84MD4vU4
Best quote:
"Man, that's like telling me I have to get a full time job!"
o_O
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On 12/27/07, Vivec <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9cv0dRLsUM
>
> hee hee hee ^_^
>
>
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I almost spit out my tea when I got to that ghostbusters one.
On 11/12/07, Paul Ihrig <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> the ones i have collected lately
> http://picasaweb.google.com/pihrig/WierdCrapInterweb
>
>
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the ones i have collected lately
http://picasaweb.google.com/pihrig/WierdCrapInterweb
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02, 2005 3:56 PM
To: CF-Community
Subject: RE: joke
Why do they have to be jokes, what about just nude blondes?
> -Original Message-
> From: Michael Dinowitz [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Sent: Wednesday, March 02, 2005 3:51 PM
> To: CF-Community
> Subject: RE: joke
>
>
Glad I could help, uh, "flesh out" your quote list.
--Ben
PS -- with all these puns and the recent thread, I kinda miss Benny B.
Jerry Johnson wrote:
> This is going into my "best internet quotes of all time" db.
>
> Jerry Johnson
> Web Developer
> Dolan Media Company
>
>
[EMAIL PROTECTED
This is going into my "best internet quotes of all time" db.
Jerry Johnson
Web Developer
Dolan Media Company
>>> [EMAIL PROTECTED] 03/02/05 04:17PM >>>
Only if by "fluent" you mean "naked".
Dawson, Michael wrote:
> Do they need to be fluent in ColdFusion?
~~~
ay, March 02, 2005 2:59 PM
> To: CF-Community
> Subject: RE: joke
>
> Now, now lets not discriminate, nude red heads and nude brunettes also
> welcome.
>
>
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nude blondes?
>
> > -Original Message-
> > From: Michael Dinowitz [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> > Sent: Wednesday, March 02, 2005 3:51 PM
> > To: CF-Community
> > Subject: RE: joke
> >
> > Now t
Sure, I'm ok with that too.
> -Original Message-
> From: Ian Skinner [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Sent: Wednesday, March 02, 2005 3:59 PM
> To: CF-Community
> Subject: RE: joke
>
> Now, now lets not discriminate, nude red heads and nud
The don't have to be, but it is preferred.
> -Original Message-
> From: Dawson, Michael [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Sent: Wednesday, March 02, 2005 4:00 PM
> To: CF-Community
> Subject: RE: joke
>
> Do they need to be fluent in ColdFusion?
>
> -O
Do they need to be fluent in ColdFusion?
-Original Message-
From: Ian Skinner [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Wednesday, March 02, 2005 2:59 PM
To: CF-Community
Subject: RE: joke
Now, now lets not discriminate, nude red heads and nude brunettes also
welcome
re [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Wednesday, March 02, 2005 12:56 PM
To: CF-Community
....Subject: RE: joke
Why do they have to be jokes, what about just nude blondes?
> -Original Message-
> From: Michael Dinowitz [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Sent:
Why do they have to be jokes, what about just nude blondes?
> -Original Message-
> From: Michael Dinowitz [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Sent: Wednesday, March 02, 2005 3:51 PM
> To: CF-Community
> Subject: RE: joke
>
> Now this is what CF-Community was created
Now this is what CF-Community was created for. Nude blond jokes. :)
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i would have just granted their wish, and left
;)
On Wed, 9 Feb 2005 22:27:24 -0500, Larry C. Lyons <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years.
>
> He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables,
> horseshoe courts, and som
> From: Harkins, Patrick
>
> A Panda bear walks into a bar. Sits down at a table and
> orders a beer and a double cheeseburger. After he is finished
> eating, he pulls out a gun and rips the place with gunfire.
> Patrons scatter and dive under chairs and tables as the bear
> runs out the door
It's been on my christmas/birthday list for a while now... I should
probably just go and buy it...
will
Marlon Moyer wrote:
> I've got that DVD sitting right next to me at my desk at work right
> now. Sometimes I'll just let it play in the background as I can
> visualize the movie myself by no
I've got that DVD sitting right next to me at my desk at work right
now. Sometimes I'll just let it play in the background as I can
visualize the movie myself by now.
marlon
William H Bowen wrote:
> ahhh... the Life of Brian...
>
> "People called Romans they go the house?"
>
> will
>
> Angel
ahhh... the Life of Brian...
"People called Romans they go the house?"
will
Angel Stewart wrote:
> FRANCIS: Yeah. I think Judith's point of view is very valid, Reg,
> provided the Movement never forgets that it is the inalienable right of
> every man--
>
> STAN: Or woman.
>
> FRANCIS: Or woman.
Jerry
That kind of article makes my head swim :)
-Original Message-
From: Jerry Johnson [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: 19 November 2003 15:30
To: CF-Community
Subject: Re: Joke: Fighting against oppression
It never gets stale, does it?
Did anyone read this tidbit off slashdot today
It never gets stale, does it?
Did anyone read this tidbit off slashdot today?
http://www.style.org/unladenswallow/
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ROFL
> Four men went golfing one day. Three of them headed to the first tee and the
>
> fourth went into the clubhouse to take care of the bill. The three men
> started talking and bragging about their sons.
>
> The first man told the others, "My son is a home builder, and he is so
> successful t
HAHA good one
- Original Message -
From: "Mark Smyth" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Thursday, February 27, 2003 9:38 AM
Subject: Joke
Four men went golfing one day. Three of them headed to the first tee and the
fourth went into the clubhouse to take car
gr
- Original Message -
From: "Ben Doom" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Tuesday, February 11, 2003 1:55 PM
Subject: RE: Joke for Bill Wheatley
> Don't you mean P:?
>
>
> -- Ben Doom
> Pro
Don't you mean P:?
-- Ben Doom
Programmer & General Lackey
Moonbow Software, Inc
: -Original Message-
: From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (Bill Wheatley) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] (Bill
: Wheatley)]
: Sent: Tuesday, February 11, 2003 12:24 PM
: To: CF-Community
: Subject: Re:
:P
- Original Message -
From: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Tuesday, February 11, 2003 11:54 AM
Subject: Joke for Bill Wheatley
> Did you hear about the new organization called D.A.M.? Its for Mothers
Against
> Dyslexia.
>
> :-)
>
> -Ben
>
>
~~
Pasta sauce
:-)
> Hmmm...what's that smell?
>
> - Original Message -
> From: "Philip Arnold - ASP" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> Sent: Wednesday, September 18, 2002 1:33 PM
> Subject: Joke for today
>
>
> > This might be a little old, but I still found
Hmmm...what's that smell?
- Original Message -
From: "Philip Arnold - ASP" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Wednesday, September 18, 2002 1:33 PM
Subject: Joke for today
> This might be a little old, but I still found it funny
>
>
>
>
> Philip Arn
> This might be a little old, but I still found it funny
>
>
> The mob boss was on trial for murder, so he sent one of his henchmen to
> bribe Maurice, a juror. The henchman said "We're paying you to hold out
> for a conviction of manslaughter."
>
> "Yes sir" said Maurice nervously. "I'll do
Did we all just step back in time ?! ..
SteG.
-Original Message-
From: Mark Smyth [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: 02 July 2002 08:05
To: CF-Community
Subject: FW: Joke - I like it!
A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son
playing with his new electric t
.
**
> -Original Message-
> From: Michael Dinowitz [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> Sent: 23 June 2002 21:36
> To: CF-Community
> Subject: Re: Joke for the weekend
>
>
> Come on, you know the stereotype. Jews would wait 2000 years
> to get a bill
Come on, you know the stereotype. Jews would wait 2000 years to get a bill paid. :)
> Riiight.
>
> > Every time a new Pope is elected, there are a
> > lot of rituals in accordance with tradition.
> > Well, there is one tradition that very few
> > people know about.
> >
> > Shortly after the
Riiight.
> Every time a new Pope is elected, there are a
> lot of rituals in accordance with tradition.
> Well, there is one tradition that very few
> people know about.
>
> Shortly after the new Pope is enthroned, the
> Chief Rabbi seeks an audience. He is shown into
> the Pope's presence,
Phi*l*ip-
OUCH !!!
:-)
-Ben
> DISAPPEARING WIFE
>
> A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead
> of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys
> and spending his entire paycheck.
>
> When He finally appeared at home, Sunday Night, he was con
oh ouch
At 09:09 AM 6/14/02 +0100, you wrote:
>Ok, there's this guy in a bar, sitting at the bar, just looking at
>his drink. He sits, staring at his drink for over half-an-hour, not
>talking and barely moving. Then, a big macho guy who has
>been Playing pool takes notice of our friend a
on't know his name, but his face rings a bell."
-Original Message-
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Friday, December 28, 2001 8:32 AM
To: CF-Community
Subject: Re: joke-a-thon continues...
Two melons fall in love and decide to get married, but knowing that
their parents
Two melons fall in love and decide to get married, but knowing that
their parents don't approve of their relationship they decide to run off
and get married. So the boy melon sneaks a ladder to the girl melons
house so that they can sneak out the window. Just as they are beginning
to climb o
*grimace / squint / cough / diverting attention to important matters of
state*
Todd
-
Todd for President
Nuclear physics is good .. preach on! Nuke 'em all, for a better tomorrow.
- Original Message -
From: "Jon Hall" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent:
LOL ... Thanks, Ray. : )
Judith
- Original Message -
From: Raymond Camden <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: CF-Community <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Monday, September 24, 2001 11:55 AM
Subject: RE: Northern Joke (RE: Joke - REDNECK LOVE POEM)
> A good joke I heard a while ago...
Q:What's the last thing a Rednecks says before he dies?
A:"HEY Y'ALL! WATCH THIS"
~Dan
-Original Message-
From: Erika L. Walker [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Monday, September 24, 2001 12:32 PM
To: CF-Community
Subject: RE: Northern Joke (RE: Joke
<--- fell off my chair LMAO
That was GREAT!
Erika
(with a *K*)
Plunge boldly into the thick of life! Each lives it, not to many is it
known; and seize it where you will, it is interesting. - Goethe
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>>--
On Monday 24 September 2001 11:40 am, you wrote:
> Blaaardy ell Nana-Chewit .. dont you ever sleep? Your online 24/7!
>
> Dont you have to empty that bucket beneath ya puter-seat sometimes.
>
> haddy haddy mate ;)
>
>
>
Hehe - good morning!
No more bucket - had plumbing installed... Gotta cr
: Re: Joke - REDNECK LOVE POEM
On Monday 24 September 2001 10:46 am, you wrote:
> -Original Message-
> From: Fluffy Bananachunks [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> Sent: Monday, September 24, 2001 9:13 AM
> To: CF-Community
> Subject: Re: Joke - REDNECK LOVE POEM
>
> On Mon
]]
Sent: Monday, September 24, 2001 11:15 AM
To: CF-Community
Subject: RE: Joke - REDNECK LOVE POEM
Valhalla-
If you are not joking, and that's really your perspective, I feel very
sorry
for you!
And this just confirms that it will be a cold day in the really really
deep
South (hell) before I ever
A good joke I heard a while ago...
Two women were flying on a plane, a Southerner and a Yankee. The
Southener, being friendly, as everyone from the South is, turned to her
seat mate and said, "So, where yall from?" The Yankee, looking quite
miffed responded, "I'm from a place where we don't end
Grow up! I live in the South, and the joke was not only funny, but had some
truth in it! Your only proving the point!
Marcus
> Your dam joke about us southerners isn't dam funny. Guys
> have gotten their lights put out for far less in these parts.
>
> At 02:50 PM 9/17/2001 -0500, you wrote:
>
Eri*K*a,
Right on, again!
Have a fresh, warm muffin with my compliments.
And however busy, have a wonderful week!!
Fondly,
-Ben
-Original Message-
From: Erika L. Walker [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Sunday, September 23, 2001 9:09 PM
To: CF-Community
Subject: Northern Joke (RE
era, right?
-Ben
-Original Message-
From: valhalla [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Sunday, September 23, 2001 5:45 PM
To: CF-Community
Subject: Re: Joke - REDNECK LOVE POEM
Your dam joke about us southerners isn't dam funny. Guys
have gotten their lights put out for far less in t
On Monday 24 September 2001 10:46 am, you wrote:
> -Original Message-
> From: Fluffy Bananachunks [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> Sent: Monday, September 24, 2001 9:13 AM
> To: CF-Community
> Subject: Re: Joke - REDNECK LOVE POEM
>
> On Monday 24 September 200
I was hoping you would catch that. I was going to explain it, but it's
Monday and I'm not quite awake yet.
-Original Message-
From: Fluffy Bananachunks [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Monday, September 24, 2001 9:13 AM
To: CF-Community
Subject: Re: Joke - REDNECK LOVE POEM
On Monday 24 September 2001 09:05 am, you wrote:
>> -Original Message-
>> From: Fluffy Bananachunks [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
>> Sent: Sunday, September 23, 2001 8:52 PM
>> To: CF-Community
>> Subject: Re: Joke - REDNECK LOVE POEM
>>
>> On Su
Don't you mean, gonged off? :-)
-Original Message-
From: Fluffy Bananachunks [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Sunday, September 23, 2001 8:52 PM
To: CF-Community
Subject: Re: Joke - REDNECK LOVE POEM
On Sunday 23 September 2001 08:48 pm, you wrote:
> On Sunday 23 September 20
>>--| -Original Message-
>>--| From: valhalla [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
>>--|
>>--| We in the south are pretty steamed about you northerns poking
>>--| fun at us. Why don't you look in the mirror at yourself and your short
comings?
Valhalla (because I don't know your full name),
Are you
We in the south are pretty steamed about you northerns poking fun at us.
Why don't you look in the mirror at yourself and your short comings?
At 05:59 PM 9/23/2001 -0700, Joseph Thompson wrote:
>.but we see him comming the second time and have our over-ripe fruit at the
>ready...
>
>
> > > *walks
.but we see him comming the second time and have our over-ripe fruit at the
ready...
> > *walks up to microphone*
> >
> > *taps the microphone*
> >
> > *blows into microphone*
> >
> > *clears throat 'ahem'*
> >
> > *holds up sign that says 'It was just a sily/lame/[insert yours] joke'*
> >
> > *
On Sunday 23 September 2001 08:48 pm, you wrote:
> On Sunday 23 September 2001 08:44 pm, you wrote:
> > Your dam joke about us southerners isn't dam funny. Guys
> > have gotten their lights put out for far less in these parts.
>
> *walks up to microphone*
>
> *taps the microphone*
>
> *blows into
On Sunday 23 September 2001 08:44 pm, you wrote:
> Your dam joke about us southerners isn't dam funny. Guys
> have gotten their lights put out for far less in these parts.
*walks up to microphone*
*taps the microphone*
*blows into microphone*
*clears throat 'ahem'*
*holds up sign that says '
Your dam joke about us southerners isn't dam funny. Guys
have gotten their lights put out for far less in these parts.
At 02:50 PM 9/17/2001 -0500, you wrote:
>Here's one for yore sweetheart:
>
>REDNECK LOVE POEM
>
>
>Collards is green, my dog's name is Blue
>and I'm so lucky to have a sweet tha
baker [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Monday, September 17, 2001 4:38 PM
To: CF-Community
Subject: RE: Joke day
> Hee hee hee
>
> I need a bag of peas
Here ya go:
http://www.urinetheclear.com/
:)
Ron
¸_¸.·´¯) http://www.BookCrossing.com ~ Read and Release!
(¯`·.¸_¸.
> -
r 17, 2001 2:54 PM
> To: CF-Community
> Subject: RE: Joke day
>
>
>
> -Original Message-
> From: Rick Eidson [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> Sent: Monday, September 17, 2001 1:51 PM
> To: CF-Community
> Subject: RE: Joke day
>
>
> How to catch a Polar bear
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