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A bit of Friday humour in BMC's Error messages
I just got the following errors with the 8.1 API against an 8.1 server (VERSION = 8.1.00 201301251157) ARGetServerInfo == 2, 123, Unrecognized server information tag 358 ARGetServerInfo == 2, 123, Unrecognized server information tag 357 ARGetServerInfo == 2, 123, Unrecognized server information tag 356 ARGetServerInfo == 2, 123, Unrecognized server information tag 355 ARGetServerInfo == 2, 123, Unrecognized server information tag 354 These are the new ones for 8.1. The humour comes from the 7.6.04 Error Messages Guide: 123 Unrecognized server information tag. Error You specified a code for server information that was not recognized. Verify that the #define statements in the include file ar.h have a list of all valid codes that can be specified. Yup. Verified. The 8.1 ar.h does not have a list of valid codes J Ben Chernys Senior Software Architect logoSthInc-sm Canada / Deutschland Mobile: +49 171 380 2329GMT + 1 + [ DST ] Email:mailto:ben.cher...@softwaretoolhouse.com ben.cher...@softwaretoolhouse.com Web: http://www.softwaretoolhouse.com/ www.softwaretoolhouse.com We are a BMC Technology Alliance Partner. Check out Software Tool House's free Diary Editor and out Freebies Section for ITSM 7.6.04, 8.0, and 8.1 Fields spreadsheets. Meta-Update, our premium ARS Data tool, lets you automate your imports, migrations, in no time at all, without programming, without staging forms, without merge workflow. http://www.softwaretoolhouse.com/ http://www.softwaretoolhouse.com/ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years image003.jpg smime.p7s Description: S/MIME cryptographic signature
Re: A bit of Friday humour in BMC's Error messages
Inaccurate error messages remind me of my first winter in Alaska last year where when the temperature late one night when I was returning from a late night movie show, was in its sub zeros, I still recall it was about -12 or -15 Fahrenheit (close to -24 to -26 Celsius) and in a hurry to get into a store before it closed not knowing if it was open beyond 1:00 AM, I left my cell phone behind in my car was sort of already a wee bit heated up, got in the store and I may have left the store in under 15 minutes with some water and stuff.. This is what my phone screen read when I tried to use it to get back to my hotel. It had almost frozen in the car. My first thoughts were maybe some of the Apple developers are Eskimos where they thought -12 F was warm so they thought their devices need to 'cool down'! My second thought was lazy freaking developers - could not account for 2 separate error messages for both sides of the extremes... What I really should have thought of is putting it in the freezer after returning to the hotel so it can cool down! Cheers Joe _ From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Ben Chernys Sent: Friday, October 18, 2013 2:40 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: A bit of Friday humour in BMC's Error messages I just got the following errors with the 8.1 API against an 8.1 server (VERSION = 8.1.00 201301251157) ARGetServerInfo == 2, 123, Unrecognized server information tag 358 ARGetServerInfo == 2, 123, Unrecognized server information tag 357 ARGetServerInfo == 2, 123, Unrecognized server information tag 356 ARGetServerInfo == 2, 123, Unrecognized server information tag 355 ARGetServerInfo == 2, 123, Unrecognized server information tag 354 These are the new ones for 8.1. The humour comes from the 7.6.04 Error Messages Guide: 123 Unrecognized server information tag. Error You specified a code for server information that was not recognized. Verify that the #define statements in the include file ar.h have a list of all valid codes that can be specified. Yup. Verified. The 8.1 ar.h does not have a list of valid codes :-) Ben Chernys Senior Software Architect logoSthInc-sm Canada / Deutschland Mobile: +49 171 380 2329GMT + 1 + [ DST ] Email: ben.cher...@softwaretoolhouse.com Web: http://www.softwaretoolhouse.com/ www.softwaretoolhouse.com We are a BMC Technology Alliance Partner. Check out Software Tool House's free Diary Editor and out Freebies Section for ITSM 7.6.04, 8.0, and 8.1 Fields spreadsheets. Meta-Update, our premium ARS Data tool, lets you automate your imports, migrations, in no time at all, without programming, without staging forms, without merge workflow. http://www.softwaretoolhouse.com/ http://www.softwaretoolhouse.com/ _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years image003.jpgimage004.jpg
Re: A bit of Friday humour in BMC's Error messages
What code is giving this? On Oct 18, 2013 12:40 AM, Ben Chernys ben.cher...@softwaretoolhouse.com wrote: ** I just got the following errors with the 8.1 API against an 8.1 server (VERSION = 8.1.00 201301251157) ARGetServerInfo == 2, 123, Unrecognized server information tag 358 ARGetServerInfo == 2, 123, Unrecognized server information tag 357 ARGetServerInfo == 2, 123, Unrecognized server information tag 356 ARGetServerInfo == 2, 123, Unrecognized server information tag 355 ARGetServerInfo == 2, 123, Unrecognized server information tag 354 ** ** These are the new ones for 8.1. The humour comes from the 7.6.04 Error Messages Guide: ** ** 123 *Unrecognized server information tag.* Error You specified a code for server information that was not recognized. Verify that the #define statements in the include file ar.h have a list of all valid codes that can be specified. ** ** Yup. Verified. The 8.1 ar.h does not have a list of valid codes J ** ** Ben Chernys Senior Software Architect [image: logoSthInc-sm] Canada / Deutschland Mobile: +49 171 380 2329GMT + 1 + [ DST ] Email: ben.cher...@softwaretoolhouse.com Web: www.softwaretoolhouse.com We are a BMC Technology Alliance Partner. Check out Software Tool House's free Diary Editor and out Freebies Section for ITSM 7.6.04, 8.0, and 8.1 Fields spreadsheets. *Meta-Update**,* our premium ARS Data tool, lets you automate your imports, migrations, *in no time at all*, without programming, without staging forms, without merge workflow. http://www.softwaretoolhouse.com/ ** ** ** ** _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years image003.jpg
Re: A bit of Friday humour in BMC's Error messages
I installed 8.1 Patch 2 on my development server this week, and it appears to have broken my Mid Tier. I should have known better than to apply a patch so hastily put together that the documentation for installing it is included in a file called Redme.txt (located in the 8.1_AtriumCore_Hot_Fixes.zip file.) I also red the wiki documentation but I saw nothing indicating that it would break the Mid Tier. Thanks, Shawn Pierson Remedy Developer | Energy Transfer From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of LJ LongWing Sent: Friday, October 18, 2013 7:15 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: A bit of Friday humour in BMC's Error messages ** What code is giving this? On Oct 18, 2013 12:40 AM, Ben Chernys ben.cher...@softwaretoolhouse.commailto:ben.cher...@softwaretoolhouse.com wrote: ** I just got the following errors with the 8.1 API against an 8.1 server (VERSION = 8.1.00 201301251157) ARGetServerInfo == 2, 123, Unrecognized server information tag 358 ARGetServerInfo == 2, 123, Unrecognized server information tag 357 ARGetServerInfo == 2, 123, Unrecognized server information tag 356 ARGetServerInfo == 2, 123, Unrecognized server information tag 355 ARGetServerInfo == 2, 123, Unrecognized server information tag 354 These are the new ones for 8.1. The humour comes from the 7.6.04 Error Messages Guide: 123 Unrecognized server information tag. Error You specified a code for server information that was not recognized. Verify that the #define statements in the include file ar.h have a list of all valid codes that can be specified. Yup. Verified. The 8.1 ar.h does not have a list of valid codes :) Ben Chernys Senior Software Architect [logoSthInc-sm] Canada / Deutschland Mobile: +49 171 380 2329tel:%2B49%20171%20380%202329GMT + 1 + [ DST ] Email: ben.cher...@softwaretoolhouse.commailto:ben.cher...@softwaretoolhouse.com Web: www.softwaretoolhouse.comhttp://www.softwaretoolhouse.com/ We are a BMC Technology Alliance Partner. Check out Software Tool House's free Diary Editor and out Freebies Section for ITSM 7.6.04, 8.0, and 8.1 Fields spreadsheets. Meta-Update, our premium ARS Data tool, lets you automate your imports, migrations, in no time at all, without programming, without staging forms, without merge workflow. http://www.softwaretoolhouse.com/ _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ Private and confidential as detailed here: http://www.energytransfer.com/mail_disclaimer.aspx . If you cannot access the link, please e-mail sender. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years inline: image001.jpg
Re: A bit of Friday humour in BMC's Error messages
ARGetServerInfo J Ben From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of LJ LongWing Sent: October-18-13 14:15 To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: A bit of Friday humour in BMC's Error messages ** What code is giving this? On Oct 18, 2013 12:40 AM, Ben Chernys ben.cher...@softwaretoolhouse.com wrote: ** I just got the following errors with the 8.1 API against an 8.1 server (VERSION = 8.1.00 201301251157) ARGetServerInfo == 2, 123, Unrecognized server information tag 358 ARGetServerInfo == 2, 123, Unrecognized server information tag 357 ARGetServerInfo == 2, 123, Unrecognized server information tag 356 ARGetServerInfo == 2, 123, Unrecognized server information tag 355 ARGetServerInfo == 2, 123, Unrecognized server information tag 354 These are the new ones for 8.1. The humour comes from the 7.6.04 Error Messages Guide: 123 Unrecognized server information tag. Error You specified a code for server information that was not recognized. Verify that the #define statements in the include file ar.h have a list of all valid codes that can be specified. Yup. Verified. The 8.1 ar.h does not have a list of valid codes J Ben Chernys Senior Software Architect logoSthInc-sm Canada / Deutschland Mobile: +49 171 380 2329 tel:%2B49%20171%20380%202329 GMT + 1 + [ DST ] Email: ben.cher...@softwaretoolhouse.com Web: http://www.softwaretoolhouse.com/ www.softwaretoolhouse.com We are a BMC Technology Alliance Partner. Check out Software Tool House's free Diary Editor and out Freebies Section for ITSM 7.6.04, 8.0, and 8.1 Fields spreadsheets. Meta-Update, our premium ARS Data tool, lets you automate your imports, migrations, in no time at all, without programming, without staging forms, without merge workflow. http://www.softwaretoolhouse.com/ http://www.softwaretoolhouse.com/ _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 2013.0.3408 / Virus Database: 3222/6760 - Release Date: 10/17/13 ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years image001.jpg smime.p7s Description: S/MIME cryptographic signature
Re: A bit of Friday humour in BMC's Error messages
Is this the C API then? On Fri, Oct 18, 2013 at 9:55 AM, Ben Chernys ben.cher...@softwaretoolhouse.com wrote: ** “ARGetServerInfo” J Ben ** ** *From:* Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] *On Behalf Of *LJ LongWing *Sent:* October-18-13 14:15 *To:* arslist@ARSLIST.ORG *Subject:* Re: A bit of Friday humour in BMC's Error messages ** ** ** What code is giving this? On Oct 18, 2013 12:40 AM, Ben Chernys ben.cher...@softwaretoolhouse.com wrote: ** I just got the following errors with the 8.1 API against an 8.1 server (VERSION = 8.1.00 201301251157) ARGetServerInfo == 2, 123, Unrecognized server information tag 358 ARGetServerInfo == 2, 123, Unrecognized server information tag 357 ARGetServerInfo == 2, 123, Unrecognized server information tag 356 ARGetServerInfo == 2, 123, Unrecognized server information tag 355 ARGetServerInfo == 2, 123, Unrecognized server information tag 354 These are the new ones for 8.1. The humour comes from the 7.6.04 Error Messages Guide: 123 *Unrecognized server information tag.* Error You specified a code for server information that was not recognized. Verify that the #define statements in the include file ar.h have a list of all valid codes that can be specified. Yup. Verified. The 8.1 ar.h does not have a list of valid codes J Ben Chernys Senior Software Architect [image: logoSthInc-sm] Canada / Deutschland Mobile: +49 171 380 2329GMT + 1 + [ DST ] Email: ben.cher...@softwaretoolhouse.com Web: www.softwaretoolhouse.com We are a BMC Technology Alliance Partner. Check out Software Tool House's free Diary Editor and out Freebies Section for ITSM 7.6.04, 8.0, and 8.1 Fields spreadsheets. *Meta-Update**,* our premium ARS Data tool, lets you automate your imports, migrations, *in no time at all*, without programming, without staging forms, without merge workflow. http://www.softwaretoolhouse.com/ _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 2013.0.3408 / Virus Database: 3222/6760 - Release Date: 10/17/13* *** _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years image001.jpg
Re: A bit of Friday humour in BMC's Error messages
Yes. Ben From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of LJ LongWing Sent: October-18-13 18:04 To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: A bit of Friday humour in BMC's Error messages ** Is this the C API then? On Fri, Oct 18, 2013 at 9:55 AM, Ben Chernys ben.cher...@softwaretoolhouse.com wrote: ** ARGetServerInfo J Ben From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of LJ LongWing Sent: October-18-13 14:15 To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: A bit of Friday humour in BMC's Error messages ** What code is giving this? On Oct 18, 2013 12:40 AM, Ben Chernys ben.cher...@softwaretoolhouse.com wrote: ** I just got the following errors with the 8.1 API against an 8.1 server (VERSION = 8.1.00 201301251157) ARGetServerInfo == 2, 123, Unrecognized server information tag 358 ARGetServerInfo == 2, 123, Unrecognized server information tag 357 ARGetServerInfo == 2, 123, Unrecognized server information tag 356 ARGetServerInfo == 2, 123, Unrecognized server information tag 355 ARGetServerInfo == 2, 123, Unrecognized server information tag 354 These are the new ones for 8.1. The humour comes from the 7.6.04 Error Messages Guide: 123 Unrecognized server information tag. Error You specified a code for server information that was not recognized. Verify that the #define statements in the include file ar.h have a list of all valid codes that can be specified. Yup. Verified. The 8.1 ar.h does not have a list of valid codes J Ben Chernys Senior Software Architect logoSthInc-sm Canada / Deutschland Mobile: +49 171 380 2329 tel:%2B49%20171%20380%202329 GMT + 1 + [ DST ] Email: ben.cher...@softwaretoolhouse.com Web: http://www.softwaretoolhouse.com/ www.softwaretoolhouse.com We are a BMC Technology Alliance Partner. Check out Software Tool House's free Diary Editor and out Freebies Section for ITSM 7.6.04, 8.0, and 8.1 Fields spreadsheets. Meta-Update, our premium ARS Data tool, lets you automate your imports, migrations, in no time at all, without programming, without staging forms, without merge workflow. http://www.softwaretoolhouse.com/ http://www.softwaretoolhouse.com/ _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 2013.0.3408 / Virus Database: 3222/6760 - Release Date: 10/17/13 _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 2013.0.3408 / Virus Database: 3222/6762 - Release Date: 10/18/13 ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years image001.jpg smime.p7s Description: S/MIME cryptographic signature
Re: A bit of Friday humour in BMC's Error messages
Sorrycan't help you then...I don't know the C API, just the Java one :( On Fri, Oct 18, 2013 at 11:11 AM, Ben Chernys ben.cher...@softwaretoolhouse.com wrote: ** Yes. Ben ** ** *From:* Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] *On Behalf Of *LJ LongWing *Sent:* October-18-13 18:04 *To:* arslist@ARSLIST.ORG *Subject:* Re: A bit of Friday humour in BMC's Error messages ** ** ** Is this the C API then? ** ** On Fri, Oct 18, 2013 at 9:55 AM, Ben Chernys ben.cher...@softwaretoolhouse.com wrote: ** “ARGetServerInfo” J Ben *From:* Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] *On Behalf Of *LJ LongWing *Sent:* October-18-13 14:15 *To:* arslist@ARSLIST.ORG *Subject:* Re: A bit of Friday humour in BMC's Error messages ** What code is giving this? On Oct 18, 2013 12:40 AM, Ben Chernys ben.cher...@softwaretoolhouse.com wrote: ** I just got the following errors with the 8.1 API against an 8.1 server (VERSION = 8.1.00 201301251157) ARGetServerInfo == 2, 123, Unrecognized server information tag 358 ARGetServerInfo == 2, 123, Unrecognized server information tag 357 ARGetServerInfo == 2, 123, Unrecognized server information tag 356 ARGetServerInfo == 2, 123, Unrecognized server information tag 355 ARGetServerInfo == 2, 123, Unrecognized server information tag 354 These are the new ones for 8.1. The humour comes from the 7.6.04 Error Messages Guide: 123 *Unrecognized server information tag.* Error You specified a code for server information that was not recognized. Verify that the #define statements in the include file ar.h have a list of all valid codes that can be specified. Yup. Verified. The 8.1 ar.h does not have a list of valid codes J Ben Chernys Senior Software Architect [image: logoSthInc-sm] Canada / Deutschland Mobile: +49 171 380 2329GMT + 1 + [ DST ] Email: ben.cher...@softwaretoolhouse.com Web: www.softwaretoolhouse.com We are a BMC Technology Alliance Partner. Check out Software Tool House's free Diary Editor and out Freebies Section for ITSM 7.6.04, 8.0, and 8.1 Fields spreadsheets. *Meta-Update**,* our premium ARS Data tool, lets you automate your imports, migrations, *in no time at all*, without programming, without staging forms, without merge workflow. http://www.softwaretoolhouse.com/ _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 2013.0.3408 / Virus Database: 3222/6760 - Release Date: 10/17/13* *** _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ ** ** _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 2013.0.3408 / Virus Database: 3222/6762 - Release Date: 10/18/13* *** _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years image001.jpg
Re: A bit of Friday humour in BMC's Error messages
I didn't think I needed help. The laugh after reading the error guide spurred me to write the email. That's all. Ben From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of LJ LongWing Sent: October-18-13 19:13 To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: A bit of Friday humour in BMC's Error messages ** Sorrycan't help you then...I don't know the C API, just the Java one :( On Fri, Oct 18, 2013 at 11:11 AM, Ben Chernys ben.cher...@softwaretoolhouse.com wrote: ** Yes. Ben From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of LJ LongWing Sent: October-18-13 18:04 To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: A bit of Friday humour in BMC's Error messages ** Is this the C API then? On Fri, Oct 18, 2013 at 9:55 AM, Ben Chernys ben.cher...@softwaretoolhouse.com wrote: ** ARGetServerInfo J Ben From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of LJ LongWing Sent: October-18-13 14:15 To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: A bit of Friday humour in BMC's Error messages ** What code is giving this? On Oct 18, 2013 12:40 AM, Ben Chernys ben.cher...@softwaretoolhouse.com wrote: ** I just got the following errors with the 8.1 API against an 8.1 server (VERSION = 8.1.00 201301251157) ARGetServerInfo == 2, 123, Unrecognized server information tag 358 ARGetServerInfo == 2, 123, Unrecognized server information tag 357 ARGetServerInfo == 2, 123, Unrecognized server information tag 356 ARGetServerInfo == 2, 123, Unrecognized server information tag 355 ARGetServerInfo == 2, 123, Unrecognized server information tag 354 These are the new ones for 8.1. The humour comes from the 7.6.04 Error Messages Guide: 123 Unrecognized server information tag. Error You specified a code for server information that was not recognized. Verify that the #define statements in the include file ar.h have a list of all valid codes that can be specified. Yup. Verified. The 8.1 ar.h does not have a list of valid codes J Ben Chernys Senior Software Architect logoSthInc-sm Canada / Deutschland Mobile: +49 171 380 2329 tel:%2B49%20171%20380%202329 GMT + 1 + [ DST ] Email: ben.cher...@softwaretoolhouse.com Web: http://www.softwaretoolhouse.com/ www.softwaretoolhouse.com We are a BMC Technology Alliance Partner. Check out Software Tool House's free Diary Editor and out Freebies Section for ITSM 7.6.04, 8.0, and 8.1 Fields spreadsheets. Meta-Update, our premium ARS Data tool, lets you automate your imports, migrations, in no time at all, without programming, without staging forms, without merge workflow. http://www.softwaretoolhouse.com/ http://www.softwaretoolhouse.com/ _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 2013.0.3408 / Virus Database: 3222/6760 - Release Date: 10/17/13 _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 2013.0.3408 / Virus Database: 3222/6762 - Release Date: 10/18/13 _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ _ARSlist: Where the Answers Are and have been for 20 years_ No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 2013.0.3408 / Virus Database: 3222/6762 - Release Date: 10/18/13 ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years image001.jpg smime.p7s Description: S/MIME cryptographic signature
OT- friday Humour
Men and women on Earth die and go to Heaven God comes and says - I want the Men to form two queues, One line for the Men - Who dominated Their Women, and One for the Men - Who were dominated by Their Women. Also, I want all the Women to go away so that no Man and Woman can talk. Next time God comes back, the Women are gone, and there are two lines. The line for the Men who were dominated by Their Women is 100 miles long, And in the line of men who dominated their women there is only one man. God gets mad and says, You Men should be Ashamed of Yourselves. I created you in My Image, and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my Sons who stood up and made Me Proud. Learn from him! Tell them, My Son, how did you manage to be the only One in this line? The man replies, I don't know, My Wife told me to stand here...! Have a nice weekend Regards Rajesh Important notice: This e-mail and any attachment there to contains corporate proprietary information. If you have received it by mistake, please notify us immediately by reply e-mail and delete this e-mail and its attachments from your system. Thank You. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug10 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
OT- Friday Humour
Have Nice weekend A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write Spaghetti on the back. He would then arrange for child support payments to begin. One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. Honey, she said, You received a very strange post card today. Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it, he said. The wife obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white and fainted. On the card was written: Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti -- Two with meatballs, one without. Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town. After a few drinks, they end up at the local brothel. The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager, Go up to the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. These two are so old and drunk, I'm not wasting two of my girls on them. They won't know the difference. The manager does as he is told and the two old men go upstairs and take care of their business. As they are walking home the first man says, You know, I think my girl was dead! Dead? says his friend, Why do you say that? Well, she never moved or made a sound all the time I was loving her. his friend says, could be worse I think mine was a witch. A witch, why the hell would you say that? Well, I was making love to her, kissing her on the neck and I gave her a little bite, then she farted and flew out the window. Important notice: This e-mail and any attachment there to contains corporate proprietary information. If you have received it by mistake, please notify us immediately by reply e-mail and delete this e-mail and its attachments from your system. Thank You. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug10 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
OT:Friday Humour
Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light! TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE 1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. 7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing. 10..Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 11.. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 15..Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 16.. Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it! 17.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up. 18.. Procrastinate Now! 19.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That? 20..A hangover is the wrath of grapes. 21.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance. 22..Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere! 23..They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken. 24..He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD. 25.. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory. 26..Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig. 27..The trouble with life is there's no background music. 28..The original point and click interface was a Smith Wesson. 29..I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on. Regards.Gidd ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug10 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
Re: Thanks God its Friday.. Some Humour time (UNCLASSIFIED)
Classification: UNCLASSIFIED Caveats: FOUO Ouch! I'll save that one for Cinco de Mayo! Mike L. -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arsl...@arslist.org] On Behalf Of Nair, Rajesh IN BOM SISL Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 4:01 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Thanks God its Firday.. Some Humour time ** It is Friday afternoon and time for a bit of humour to start/end your end with a smile Two Mexicans are lost in the desert. They see a tree in the distance. As they get nearer they see its draped with rasher upon rasher of juicy bacon. Hey Pepe, says the first man. Ees a bacon tree, we're saved! Then he runs to the tree but is gunned down in a hail of bullets. What happened? shouts Pepe. With his last breath, his friend shouts Run amigo, ees not a bacon tree. Ees a ham bush. Classification: UNCLASSIFIED Caveats: FOUO ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug10 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
Thanks God its Firday.. Some Humour time
It is Friday afternoon and time for a bit of humour to start/end your end with a smile Two Mexicans are lost in the desert. They see a tree in the distance. As they get nearer they see its draped with rasher upon rasher of juicy bacon. Hey Pepe, says the first man. Ees a bacon tree, we're saved! Then he runs to the tree but is gunned down in a hail of bullets. What happened? shouts Pepe. With his last breath, his friend shouts Run amigo, ees not a bacon tree. Ees a ham bush. Husband: Oh, come on. Wife: Leave me alone! Husband: It won't take long. Wife: I won't be able to sleep afterwards. Husband: I can't sleep without it. Wife: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night? Husband: Because I'm Hot. Wife: You get hot at the darndest times. Husband: If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you. Wife: If you love me you'd be more considerate. Husband: You don't love me anymore. Wife: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight. Husband: Please...come on Wife: Alright, I'll do it. Husband: What's the matter? Need a flashlight? Wife: I can't find it. Husband: Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it! Wife: There! Are you satisfied? Husband: Oh, yes. Wife: Is it up far enough? Husband: Oh, that's good. Wife: Now go to sleep, Wife: And from now on when you want the window open, do it yourself. I ran into Andy at work yesterday. He had been out for a few days with the 'flu. I asked him how he was feeling. I'm better, thanks. You know, it was a wonderful experience. Wonderful? How can the 'flu be wonderful? I asked in stunned disbelief. Well, I learned that my wife really loves me. You know that whenever the postman came by or a delivery man headed toward the door, my wife ran out to meet them? I could hear her excitedly saying 'My husband is home! My husband is home! Have a great weekend! Rajesh Important notice: This e-mail and any attachment there to contains corporate proprietary information. If you have received it by mistake, please notify us immediately by reply e-mail and delete this e-mail and its attachments from your system. Thank You. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug10 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
Friday Humour
Two life-long friends were enjoying a few pints down at the local bar, when one said to the other: If I ask you a question, will you promise to answer me honestly? Yeah, sure thing, replied his friend, fire away. Well, said the first guy, why do you think all the guys around here find my wife so attractive? It's probably because of her speech impediment, replied the second guy. What do you mean her speech impediment? inquired the first fellow. My wife doesn't have a speech impediment! Well, replied his friend, you must be the only guy who hasn't noticed that she can't say, 'NO! have a nice weekend group. Regards Rajesh Important notice: This e-mail and any attachment there to contains corporate proprietary information. If you have received it by mistake, please notify us immediately by reply e-mail and delete this e-mail and its attachments from your system. Thank You. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug10 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
Re: Friday Humour
One more.. thought of sharing Lorraine is out for the evening, and on entering a bar says to the barman, A glass of your finest Less, please. Less? Never heard of it. C'mon, sure you have. No, really, we don't stock it. What is it? Some kind of foreign beer? I'm not sure. It was my doctor who mentioned it. He said I should drink less. Regards Rajesh _ From: Nair, Rajesh IN BOM SISL Sent: Friday, March 26, 2010 2:32 PM To: 'arslist@ARSLIST.ORG' Subject:Friday Humour Two life-long friends were enjoying a few pints down at the local bar, when one said to the other: If I ask you a question, will you promise to answer me honestly? Yeah, sure thing, replied his friend, fire away. Well, said the first guy, why do you think all the guys around here find my wife so attractive? It's probably because of her speech impediment, replied the second guy. What do you mean her speech impediment? inquired the first fellow. My wife doesn't have a speech impediment! Well, replied his friend, you must be the only guy who hasn't noticed that she can't say, 'NO! have a nice weekend group. Regards Rajesh Important notice: This e-mail and any attachment there to contains corporate proprietary information. If you have received it by mistake, please notify us immediately by reply e-mail and delete this e-mail and its attachments from your system. Thank You. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug10 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
Re: Friday Humour
In an attempt to improve the quality of our Friday humor . . .
I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?'
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said.
So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?'
And that's when the fight started . . .
_
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping the
channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And that's when the fight started . . .
_
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3
seconds.'
So I bought her a scale.
And that's when the fight started . . .
_
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me
that I should get it fixed..
But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the
truck, the car, playing golf,
Always something more important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived
home one day,
I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny
pair of sewing scissors.
I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house, than
came out and handed her a toothbrush.
'When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the
driveway.'
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
-- Bing
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[mailto:arsl...@arslist.org] On Behalf Of Nair, Rajesh IN BOM SISL
Sent: Friday, March 26, 2010 2:06 AM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Re: Friday Humour
**
One more.. thought of sharing
Lorraine is out for the evening, and on entering a bar says to the barman,
A glass of your finest Less, please.
Less? Never heard of it.
C'mon, sure you have.
No, really, we don't stock it. What is it? Some kind of foreign beer?
I'm not sure. It was my doctor who mentioned it. He said I should drink
less.
Regards
Rajesh
_
From:Nair, Rajesh IN BOM SISL
Sent: Friday, March 26, 2010 2:32 PM
To: 'arslist@ARSLIST.ORG'
Subject:Friday Humour
Two life-long friends were enjoying a few pints down at the local bar, when
one said to the other: If I ask you a question, will you promise to answer
me honestly?
Yeah, sure thing, replied his friend, fire away.
Well, said the first guy, why do you think all the guys around here find
my wife so attractive?
It's probably because of her speech impediment, replied the second guy.
What do you mean her speech impediment? inquired the first fellow.
My wife doesn't have a speech impediment!
Well, replied his friend, you must be the only guy who hasn't noticed
that she can't say, 'NO!
have a nice weekend group.
Regards
Rajesh
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Re: Friday Humour
Just to balance things out Why are married women heavier than single women? Single women come home , see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home , see what's in bed and go to the fridge. Lisa From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arsl...@arslist.org] On Behalf Of Bing Sent: Friday, March 26, 2010 12:00 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humour ** In an attempt to improve the quality of our Friday humor . . . I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?' It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said. So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?' And that's when the fight started . . . _ My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping the channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And that's when the fight started . . . _ My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds.' So I bought her a scale. And that's when the fight started . . . _ When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf, Always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house, than came out and handed her a toothbrush. 'When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.' The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp. -- Bing From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arsl...@arslist.org] On Behalf Of Nair, Rajesh IN BOM SISL Sent: Friday, March 26, 2010 2:06 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humour ** One more.. thought of sharing Lorraine is out for the evening, and on entering a bar says to the barman, A glass of your finest Less, please. Less? Never heard of it. C'mon, sure you have. No, really, we don't stock it. What is it? Some kind of foreign beer? I'm not sure. It was my doctor who mentioned it. He said I should drink less. Regards Rajesh _ From:Nair, Rajesh IN BOM SISL Sent: Friday, March 26, 2010 2:32 PM To: 'arslist@ARSLIST.ORG' Subject:Friday Humour Two life-long friends were enjoying a few pints down at the local bar, when one said to the other: If I ask you a question, will you promise to answer me honestly? Yeah, sure thing, replied his friend, fire away. Well, said the first guy, why do you think all the guys around here find my wife so attractive? It's probably because of her speech impediment, replied the second guy. What do you mean her speech impediment? inquired the first fellow. My wife doesn't have a speech impediment! Well, replied his friend, you must be the only guy who hasn't noticed that she can't say, 'NO! have a nice weekend group. Regards Rajesh Important notice: This e-mail and any attachment there to contains corporate proprietary information. If you have received it by mistake, please notify us immediately by reply e-mail and delete this e-mail and its attachments from your system. Thank You. _attend WWRUG10 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ _attend WWRUG10 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug10 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
Re: Friday Humour
Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout line when woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's butt and a car hit us both. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Costco won't let me shop there anymore. Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug10 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
Re: Friday Humour
You win! I have been one-upped . . . -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arsl...@arslist.org] On Behalf Of Grooms, Frederick W Sent: Friday, March 26, 2010 9:22 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humour Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout line when woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's butt and a car hit us both. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Costco won't let me shop there anymore. Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug10 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug10 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
Re: Friday Humour
I forwarded the email below to my wife. She replied you'd be lucky if you were able to limp. So I replied Why, will my legs be so tired from doing all your work for you? And that's when the fight started . . . From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arsl...@arslist.org] On Behalf Of Bing Sent: Friday, March 26, 2010 11:00 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humour ** In an attempt to improve the quality of our Friday humor . . . I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?' It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said. So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?' And that's when the fight started . . . _ My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping the channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And that's when the fight started . . . _ My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds.' So I bought her a scale. And that's when the fight started . . . _ When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf, Always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house, than came out and handed her a toothbrush. 'When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.' The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp. -- Bing From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arsl...@arslist.org] On Behalf Of Nair, Rajesh IN BOM SISL Sent: Friday, March 26, 2010 2:06 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humour ** One more.. thought of sharing Lorraine is out for the evening, and on entering a bar says to the barman, A glass of your finest Less, please. Less? Never heard of it. C'mon, sure you have. No, really, we don't stock it. What is it? Some kind of foreign beer? I'm not sure. It was my doctor who mentioned it. He said I should drink less. Regards Rajesh _ From:Nair, Rajesh IN BOM SISL Sent: Friday, March 26, 2010 2:32 PM To: 'arslist@ARSLIST.ORG' Subject:Friday Humour Two life-long friends were enjoying a few pints down at the local bar, when one said to the other: If I ask you a question, will you promise to answer me honestly? Yeah, sure thing, replied his friend, fire away. Well, said the first guy, why do you think all the guys around here find my wife so attractive? It's probably because of her speech impediment, replied the second guy. What do you mean her speech impediment? inquired the first fellow. My wife doesn't have a speech impediment! Well, replied his friend, you must be the only guy who hasn't noticed that she can't say, 'NO! have a nice weekend group. Regards Rajesh Important notice: This e-mail and any attachment there to contains corporate proprietary information. If you have received it by mistake, please notify us immediately by reply e-mail and delete this e-mail and its attachments from your system. Thank You. _attend WWRUG10 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ _attend WWRUG10 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug10 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
Re: Friday Humour
On Friday 26 March 2010 19:59:57 Matthew Perrault wrote: I forwarded the email below to my wife. She replied you'd be lucky if you were able to limp. So I replied Why, will my legs be so tired from doing all your work for you? And that's when the fight started . . . From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arsl...@arslist.org] On Behalf Of Bing Sent: Friday, March 26, 2010 11:00 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humour ** In an attempt to improve the quality of our Friday humor . . . I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?' It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said. So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?' And that's when the fight started . . . _ My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping the channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And that's when the fight started . . . _ My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds.' So I bought her a scale. And that's when the fight started . . . _ When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf, Always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house, than came out and handed her a toothbrush. 'When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.' The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp. -- Bing From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arsl...@arslist.org] On Behalf Of Nair, Rajesh IN BOM SISL Sent: Friday, March 26, 2010 2:06 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humour ** One more.. thought of sharing Lorraine is out for the evening, and on entering a bar says to the barman, A glass of your finest Less, please. Less? Never heard of it. C'mon, sure you have. No, really, we don't stock it. What is it? Some kind of foreign beer? I'm not sure. It was my doctor who mentioned it. He said I should drink less. Regards Rajesh _ From:Nair, Rajesh IN BOM SISL Sent: Friday, March 26, 2010 2:32 PM To: 'arslist@ARSLIST.ORG' Subject:Friday Humour Two life-long friends were enjoying a few pints down at the local bar, when one said to the other: If I ask you a question, will you promise to answer me honestly? Yeah, sure thing, replied his friend, fire away. Well, said the first guy, why do you think all the guys around here find my wife so attractive? It's probably because of her speech impediment, replied the second guy. What do you mean her speech impediment? inquired the first fellow. My wife doesn't have a speech impediment! Well, replied his friend, you must be the only guy who hasn't noticed that she can't say, 'NO! have a nice weekend group. Regards Rajesh Important notice: This e-mail and any attachment there to contains corporate proprietary information. If you have received it by mistake, please notify us immediately by reply e-mail and delete this e-mail and its attachments from your system. Thank You. _attend WWRUG10 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ _attend WWRUG10 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug10 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are My wife, on the other hand read over my shoulder with disgust Why do you all enjoy making fun of your wives? she asked Maybe because they like to poke their faces into private mails I answered And that's when the fight started ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug10 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
Re: general advice on how to sell the work - this is not a Friday humour
Hi Serouche, Sounds like you've got your answer, please let us know how extensions go. Just FYI: I've run into this a few times myself and what has worked for me is to let the client know that I am the guy that BMC calls when they get stuck. Then I provide direct BMC references from either the director level or at least the project manager level. It's helped me to secure a couple of my bigger clients. Since it looks like you'll be working with BMC here, sounds like you may be able to leverage your success next time around. Good luck with this one, it sounds like fun. Tim t...@remedyedge.com Remedy Edge, LLC --- On Fri, 5/15/09, Remedy Maniac remedy.man...@googlemail.com wrote: From: Remedy Maniac remedy.man...@googlemail.com Subject: general advice on how to sell the work - this is not a Friday humour To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Date: Friday, May 15, 2009, 7:37 AM my dear senior experts, actually my question could go to a novice as well. It's as the following: I got an offer for an implementation of the ITSM Suite for an African country. It's suppose to be a 30 days of work. And they are looking for a frenchy. So for me it's perfect. The problem is that now after few meetings, one of the managers had the idea to ask BMC for the implementation instead of me. They will still give me the 30 days to do other stuffs anyway. I am just wondering how I could argue to make them stay with me and not go for the BMC guy? I am sure some people from this list will have good ideas to come up with. Many thanks in advance Serouche PS: good arguments from people working currently for BMC are also welcomed ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor:rmisoluti...@verizon.net ARSlist: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor:rmisoluti...@verizon.net ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
Re: general advice on how to sell the work - this is not a Friday humour
In situations like this: WWDD What would Dwight Do (Dwight Schrute - from The Office) In a recent episode -- he suggested unleashing a bee hive in the office of the competitor -- you may want to consider that as one of your options. -John On May 15, 2009, at 6:37 AM, Remedy Maniac wrote: my dear senior experts, actually my question could go to a novice as well. It's as the following: I got an offer for an implementation of the ITSM Suite for an African country. It's suppose to be a 30 days of work. And they are looking for a frenchy. So for me it's perfect. The problem is that now after few meetings, one of the managers had the idea to ask BMC for the implementation instead of me. They will still give me the 30 days to do other stuffs anyway. I am just wondering how I could argue to make them stay with me and not go for the BMC guy? I am sure some people from this list will have good ideas to come up with. Many thanks in advance Serouche PS: good arguments from people working currently for BMC are also welcomed ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor:rmisoluti...@verizon.net ARSlist: Where the Answers Are -- John David Sundberg 235 East 6th Street, Suite 400B St. Paul, MN 55101 (651) 556-0930-work (651) 247-6766-cell (651) 695-8577-fax john.sundb...@kineticdata.com ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor:rmisoluti...@verizon.net ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
Re: general advice on how to sell the work - this is not a Friday humour
Quote your original rate. Make sure you're doing something with the implementation. Let BMC take the heat, and pick up the slack when they've gone. Drew On May 15, 2009, at 6:37 AM, Remedy Maniac wrote: my dear senior experts, actually my question could go to a novice as well. It's as the following: I got an offer for an implementation of the ITSM Suite for an African country. It's suppose to be a 30 days of work. And they are looking for a frenchy. So for me it's perfect. The problem is that now after few meetings, one of the managers had the idea to ask BMC for the implementation instead of me. They will still give me the 30 days to do other stuffs anyway. I am just wondering how I could argue to make them stay with me and not go for the BMC guy? I am sure some people from this list will have good ideas to come up with. Many thanks in advance Serouche PS: good arguments from people working currently for BMC are also welcomed ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor:rmisoluti...@verizon.net ARSlist: Where the Answers Are -- John David Sundberg 235 East 6th Street, Suite 400B St. Paul, MN 55101 (651) 556-0930-work (651) 247-6766-cell (651) 695-8577-fax john.sundb...@kineticdata.com ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor:rmisoluti...@verizon.net ARSlist: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor:rmisoluti...@verizon.net ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
Re: general advice on how to sell the work - this is not a Friday humour
many thanks to all who have showned concern on my question. Specially to Dennis and Jennifer for their wised advice. I've already revised my original rate. But for other reasons. And not th at much. And I shall be doing the job along with the BMC consultant. It could bring more afterwards. Let see. Serouche Drew Shuller a écrit : Quote your original rate. Make sure you're doing something with the implementation. Let BMC take the heat, and pick up the slack when they've gone. Drew On May 15, 2009, at 6:37 AM, Remedy Maniac wrote: my dear senior experts, actually my question could go to a novice as well. It's as the following: I got an offer for an implementation of the ITSM Suite for an African country. It's suppose to be a 30 days of work. And they are looking for a frenchy. So for me it's perfect. The problem is that now after few meetings, one of the managers had the idea to ask BMC for the implementation instead of me. They will still give me the 30 days to do other stuffs anyway. I am just wondering how I could argue to make them stay with me and not go for the BMC guy? I am sure some people from this list will have good ideas to come up with. Many thanks in advance Serouche PS: good arguments from people working currently for BMC are also welcomed ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor:rmisoluti...@verizon.net ARSlist: Where the Answers Are -- John David Sundberg 235 East 6th Street, Suite 400B St. Paul, MN 55101 (651) 556-0930-work (651) 247-6766-cell (651) 695-8577-fax john.sundb...@kineticdata.com ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor:rmisoluti...@verizon.net ARSlist: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor:rmisoluti...@verizon.net ARSlist: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor:rmisoluti...@verizon.net ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
general advice on how to sell the work - this is not a Friday humour
my dear senior experts, actually my question could go to a novice as well. It's as the following: I got an offer for an implementation of the ITSM Suite for an African country. It's suppose to be a 30 days of work. And they are looking for a frenchy. So for me it's perfect. The problem is that now after few meetings, one of the managers had the idea to ask BMC for the implementation instead of me. They will still give me the 30 days to do other stuffs anyway. I am just wondering how I could argue to make them stay with me and not go for the BMC guy? I am sure some people from this list will have good ideas to come up with. Many thanks in advance Serouche PS: good arguments from people working currently for BMC are also welcomed ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor:rmisoluti...@verizon.net ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
Re: Possibly spam: general advice on how to sell the work - this is not a Friday humour
Underbid BMC. Jennifer Meyer -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arsl...@arslist.org] On Behalf Of Remedy Maniac Sent: Friday, May 15, 2009 7:38 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Possibly spam: general advice on how to sell the work - this is not a Friday humour my dear senior experts, actually my question could go to a novice as well. It's as the following: I got an offer for an implementation of the ITSM Suite for an African country. It's suppose to be a 30 days of work. And they are looking for a frenchy. So for me it's perfect. The problem is that now after few meetings, one of the managers had the idea to ask BMC for the implementation instead of me. They will still give me the 30 days to do other stuffs anyway. I am just wondering how I could argue to make them stay with me and not go for the BMC guy? I am sure some people from this list will have good ideas to come up with. Many thanks in advance Serouche PS: good arguments from people working currently for BMC are also welcomed ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor:rmisoluti...@verizon.net ARSlist: Where the Answers Are If this message is a valid email, you can request that future messages from this source be processed normally through the email system by visiting http://www.ncmail.net/whitelist_procedures.htm ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor:rmisoluti...@verizon.net ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
Re: general advice on how to sell the work - this is not a Friday humour
Hey, It is a no win situation. Just take the 30 days and let BMC do it, I'm sure you will get extra time after that. 30 days is not enough to get everything started anyway. Regards, Nicky Madjarov phone: 973-202-4278 Find out how to bust your AR System performance @ http://www.SpeedUpARS.com - Original Message - From: Remedy Maniac remedy.man...@googlemail.com Newsgroups: public.remedy.arsystem.general To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Sent: Friday, May 15, 2009 7:37 AM Subject: general advice on how to sell the work - this is not a Friday humour my dear senior experts, actually my question could go to a novice as well. It's as the following: I got an offer for an implementation of the ITSM Suite for an African country. It's suppose to be a 30 days of work. And they are looking for a frenchy. So for me it's perfect. The problem is that now after few meetings, one of the managers had the idea to ask BMC for the implementation instead of me. They will still give me the 30 days to do other stuffs anyway. I am just wondering how I could argue to make them stay with me and not go for the BMC guy? I am sure some people from this list will have good ideas to come up with. Many thanks in advance Serouche PS: good arguments from people working currently for BMC are also welcomed ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor:rmisoluti...@verizon.net ARSlist: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor:rmisoluti...@verizon.net ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
Re: general advice on how to sell the work - this is not a Friday humour
Serouche, I would just go with the flow. Let them bring in the BMC person (at more money and less experance) and then show the company what a experanced person can do. Howard On Fri, May 15, 2009 at 7:37 AM, Remedy Maniac remedy.man...@googlemail.com wrote: my dear senior experts, actually my question could go to a novice as well. It's as the following: I got an offer for an implementation of the ITSM Suite for an African country. It's suppose to be a 30 days of work. And they are looking for a frenchy. So for me it's perfect. The problem is that now after few meetings, one of the managers had the idea to ask BMC for the implementation instead of me. They will still give me the 30 days to do other stuffs anyway. I am just wondering how I could argue to make them stay with me and not go for the BMC guy? I am sure some people from this list will have good ideas to come up with. Many thanks in advance Serouche PS: good arguments from people working currently for BMC are also welcomed ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor:rmisoluti...@verizon.netsponsor%3armisoluti...@verizon.netARSlist: Where the Answers Are -- Howard Richter Red Hat Certified Technician CompTIA Linux+ Certified ITIL Foundation Certified E-Mail = hbr4...@gmail.com LinkedIn Profile = http://www.linkedin.com/in/hbr4270 ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor:rmisoluti...@verizon.net ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
Re: general advice on how to sell the work - this is not a Friday humour
Serouche, As a Remedy developer working for a company who utilizes contract assistance from time to time, I know there is something you have to offer that BMC doesn't. We try to use the same contractor for each engagement because he doesn't have the learning curve often associated with bringing someone new into the company. When you already know how a company does business and have knowledge of their integrations and customizations, you have a leg up on the competition and can get engaged more quickly, cheaply, and produce work with fewer undesirable side effects. You may not be in that position today with this installation just starting, but if you are looking to establish a long-term relationship with this customer where you personally are a regular contractor resource, that is something that you can offer that BMC will have a hard time matching(we have never had the same resource twice going through BMC). HTH! Regards, Dennis Ruble Remedy Maniac remedy.man...@googlemail.com Sent by: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) arslist@ARSLIST.ORG 05/15/2009 06:37 AM Please respond to arslist@ARSLIST.ORG To arslist@ARSLIST.ORG cc Subject general advice on how to sell the work - this is not a Friday humour my dear senior experts, actually my question could go to a novice as well. It's as the following: I got an offer for an implementation of the ITSM Suite for an African country. It's suppose to be a 30 days of work. And they are looking for a frenchy. So for me it's perfect. The problem is that now after few meetings, one of the managers had the idea to ask BMC for the implementation instead of me. They will still give me the 30 days to do other stuffs anyway. I am just wondering how I could argue to make them stay with me and not go for the BMC guy? I am sure some people from this list will have good ideas to come up with. Many thanks in advance Serouche PS: good arguments from people working currently for BMC are also welcomed ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor:rmisoluti...@verizon.net ARSlist: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor:rmisoluti...@verizon.net ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
Re: general advice on how to sell the work - this is not a Friday humour
We are using the Pointsec solution. HTH, Scott From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [arsl...@arslist.org] On Behalf Of Remedy Maniac [remedy.man...@googlemail.com] Sent: Friday, May 15, 2009 7:37 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: general advice on how to sell the work - this is not a Friday humour my dear senior experts, actually my question could go to a novice as well. It's as the following: I got an offer for an implementation of the ITSM Suite for an African country. It's suppose to be a 30 days of work. And they are looking for a frenchy. So for me it's perfect. The problem is that now after few meetings, one of the managers had the idea to ask BMC for the implementation instead of me. They will still give me the 30 days to do other stuffs anyway. I am just wondering how I could argue to make them stay with me and not go for the BMC guy? I am sure some people from this list will have good ideas to come up with. Many thanks in advance Serouche PS: good arguments from people working currently for BMC are also welcomed ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor:rmisoluti...@verizon.net ARSlist: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor:rmisoluti...@verizon.net ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
Re: general advice on how to sell the work - this is not a Friday humour
Serouche, I would follow Dennis's excellent advice with the following: Presumably the client is looking for a person of French origin because either the country's dominant language is French or you can offer some knowledge of local culture that someone of another language group cannot. This alone is an excellent leveraging point. So let the client bring in the BMC rep and while the poor American falls flat on his face making typical American blunders, you can wow them with your knowledge of language, culture, and local customs. As Dennis points out, you already know the company intimately. Prove to the client how much better you can do the job than the competition while the competition is on site. Jennifer Meyer From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arsl...@arslist.org] On Behalf Of Dennis Ruble Sent: Friday, May 15, 2009 11:19 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: general advice on how to sell the work - this is not a Friday humour ** Serouche, As a Remedy developer working for a company who utilizes contract assistance from time to time, I know there is something you have to offer that BMC doesn't. We try to use the same contractor for each engagement because he doesn't have the learning curve often associated with bringing someone new into the company. When you already know how a company does business and have knowledge of their integrations and customizations, you have a leg up on the competition and can get engaged more quickly, cheaply, and produce work with fewer undesirable side effects. You may not be in that position today with this installation just starting, but if you are looking to establish a long-term relationship with this customer where you personally are a regular contractor resource, that is something that you can offer that BMC will have a hard time matching(we have never had the same resource twice going through BMC). HTH! Regards, Dennis Ruble Remedy Maniac remedy.man...@googlemail.com Sent by: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) arslist@ARSLIST.ORG 05/15/2009 06:37 AM Please respond to arslist@ARSLIST.ORG To arslist@ARSLIST.ORG cc Subject general advice on how to sell the work - this is not a Friday humour my dear senior experts, actually my question could go to a novice as well. It's as the following: I got an offer for an implementation of the ITSM Suite for an African country. It's suppose to be a 30 days of work. And they are looking for a frenchy. So for me it's perfect. The problem is that now after few meetings, one of the managers had the idea to ask BMC for the implementation instead of me. They will still give me the 30 days to do other stuffs anyway. I am just wondering how I could argue to make them stay with me and not go for the BMC guy? I am sure some people from this list will have good ideas to come up with. Many thanks in advance Serouche PS: good arguments from people working currently for BMC are also welcomed ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor:rmisoluti...@verizon.net ARSlist: Where the Answers Are _Platinum Sponsor: rmisoluti...@verizon.net ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor:rmisoluti...@verizon.net ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
OT:Friday (Holiday) Humour
Martha Stewart's Christmas To-Do List December 1: Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Spray paint gold, turn upside down and use as sleigh to hold Christmas Cards. December 2: Have Mormon Tabernacle Choir record outgoing Christmas message for answering machine. December 3: Using candlewick and handgilded miniature pine cones, fashion cat-o-nine-tails. Flog Gardener. December 4: Repaint Sistine Chapel ceiling in ecru, with mocha trim. December 5: Get new eyeglasses. Grind lenses myself. December 6: Fax family Christmas newsletter to Pulitzer committee for consideration. December 7: Debug Windows '95 December 10: Align carpets to adjust for curvature of Earth. December 11: Lay Faberge egg. December 12: Take Dog apart. Disinfect. Reassemble. December 13: Collect Dentures. They make excellent pastry cutters, particularly for decorative pie crusts. December 14: Install plumbing in gingerbread house. December 15: Replace air in mini-van tires with Glade holiday scents in case tires are shot out at mall. December 17: Child proof the Christmas tree with garland of razor wire. December 19: Adjust legs of chairs so each Christmas dinner guest will be same height when sitting at his or her assigned seat. December 20: Dip sheep and cows in egg whites and roll in confectioner's sugar to add a festive sparkle to the pasture. December 21: Drain city reservoir; refill with mulled cider, orange slices and cinnamon sticks. December 22: Float votive candles in toilet tank. December 23: Seed clouds for white Christmas. December 24: Do my annual good deed. Go to several stores. Be seen engaged in last minute Christmas shopping, thus making many people feel less inadequate than they really are. December 25: Bear son. Swaddle. Lay in color coordinated manger scented with homemade potpourri. December 26: Organize spice racks by genus and phylum. December 27: Build snowman in exact likeness of God. December 31: New Year's Eve! Give staff their resolutions. Call a friend in each time zone of the world as the clock strikes midnight in that country. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
OT: Friday Humour
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OT - Wednesday humour
Couldn't wait for Friday :-) If you can read this whole story without laughing, then there's no hope for you. I was crying by the end. This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in Texas . Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better. For those of you who have lived in Texas , you know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the San Antonio City Park . Judge #3 was an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank, who was visiting from Springfield , IL . Frank: 'Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table, asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy; and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted and became Judge 3.' Here are the scorecard notes from the event: CHILI # 1 - MIKE'S MANIAC MONSTER CHILI Judge # 1 -- A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick.. Judge # 2 -- Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild. Judge # 3 (Frank) -- Holy crap, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out. I hope that's the worst one. These Texans are crazy. CHILI # 2 - AUSTIN'S AFTERBURNER CHILI Judge # 1 -- Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang. Judge # 2 -- Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken seriously. Judge # 3 -- Keep this out of the reach of children. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face. CHILI # 3 - FRED'S FAMOUS BURN DOWN THE BARN CHILI Judge # 1 -- Excellent firehouse chili. Great kick. Judge # 2 -- A bit salty, good use of peppers. Judge # 3 -- Call the EPA. I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Get me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back, now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting sh*t-faced from all of the beer. CHILI # 4 - BUBBA'S BLACK MAGIC Judge # 1 -- Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing. Judge # 2 -- Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods, not much of a chili.. Judge # 3 -- I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Is it possible to burn out taste buds? Sally, the beer maid, was standing behind me with fresh refills. This 300 lb. woman is starting to look HOT ... just like this nuclear waste I'm eating! Is chili an aphrodisiac? CHILI # 5 - LISA'S LEGAL LIP REMOVER Judge # 1 -- Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive. Judge # 2 -- Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement. Judge # 3 -- My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted, and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my lips off. It really ticks me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Screw them.. CHILI # 6 - VERA'S VERY VEGETARIAN VARIETY Judge # 1 -- Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spices and peppers. Judge # 2 -- The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, garlic. Superb. Judge # 3 -- My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulfuric flames. I crapped on myself when I farted, and I'm worried it will eat through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that Sally. Can't feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my butt with a snow cone. CHILI # 7 - SUSAN'S SCREAMING SENSATION CHILI Judge # 1 -- A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers. Judge # 2 -- Ho hum, tastes as if the chef lite rally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment. **I should take note that I am worried about judge number 3. He appears to be in a bit of distress as he is cursing uncontrollably. Judge # 3 -- You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn't feel a thing. I've lost sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili, which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava to match my shirt. At least
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lol ... this is hilarious !! Maybe we need a hump-day humor day too! On Wed, Oct 15, 2008 at 10:38 AM, Drake,Dave [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: ** Couldn't wait for Friday J If you can read this whole story without laughing, then there's no hope for you. I was crying by the end. This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in Texas . Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better. For those of you who have lived in Texas , you know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the San Antonio City Park . Judge #3 was an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank, who was visiting from Springfield , IL . Frank: 'Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table, asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy; and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted and became Judge 3.' Here are the scorecard notes from the event: CHILI # 1 - MIKE'S MANIAC MONSTER CHILI Judge # 1 -- A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick.. Judge # 2 -- Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild. Judge # 3 (Frank) -- Holy crap, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out. I hope that's the worst one. These Texans are crazy. CHILI # 2 - AUSTIN'S AFTERBURNER CHILI Judge # 1 -- Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang. Judge # 2 -- Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken seriously. Judge # 3 -- Keep this out of the reach of children. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face. CHILI # 3 - FRED'S FAMOUS BURN DOWN THE BARN CHILI Judge # 1 -- Excellent firehouse chili. Great kick. Judge # 2 -- A bit salty, good use of peppers. Judge # 3 -- Call the EPA. I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Get me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back, now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting sh*t-faced from all of the beer. CHILI # 4 - BUBBA'S BLACK MAGIC Judge # 1 -- Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing. Judge # 2 -- Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods, not much of a chili.. Judge # 3 -- I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Is it possible to burn out taste buds? Sally, the beer maid, was standing behind me with fresh refills. This 300 lb. woman is starting to look HOT ... just like this nuclear waste I'm eating! Is chili an aphrodisiac? CHILI # 5 - LISA'S LEGAL LIP REMOVER Judge # 1 -- Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive. Judge # 2 -- Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement. Judge # 3 -- My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted, and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my lips off. It really ticks me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Screw them.. CHILI # 6 - VERA'S VERY VEGETARIAN VARIETY Judge # 1 -- Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spices and peppers. Judge # 2 -- The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, garlic. Superb. Judge # 3 -- My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulfuric flames. I crapped on myself when I farted, and I'm worried it will eat through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that Sally. Can't feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my butt with a snow cone. CHILI # 7 - SUSAN'S SCREAMING SENSATION CHILI Judge # 1 -- A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers. Judge # 2 -- Ho hum, tastes as if the chef lite rally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment. **I should take note that I am worried about judge number 3. He appears to be in a bit of distress as he is cursing uncontrollably. Judge # 3 -- You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn't feel a thing. I've lost sight
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Maybe the guy should have been told that you can nullify the effects of hot peppers by drinking milk rather than beer Thanks Peter Lammey ESPN IT Client Architecture and Automation 860-766-4761 From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Drake,Dave Sent: Wednesday, October 15, 2008 11:38 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: OT - Wednesday humour ** Couldn't wait for Friday :) If you can read this whole story without laughing, then there's no hope for you. I was crying by the end. This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in Texas . Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better. For those of you who have lived in Texas , you know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the San Antonio City Park . Judge #3 was an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank, who was visiting from Springfield , IL . Frank: 'Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table, asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy; and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted and became Judge 3.' Here are the scorecard notes from the event: CHILI # 1 - MIKE'S MANIAC MONSTER CHILI Judge # 1 -- A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick.. Judge # 2 -- Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild. Judge # 3 (Frank) -- Holy crap, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out. I hope that's the worst one. These Texans are crazy. CHILI # 2 - AUSTIN'S AFTERBURNER CHILI Judge # 1 -- Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang. Judge # 2 -- Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken seriously. Judge # 3 -- Keep this out of the reach of children. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face. CHILI # 3 - FRED'S FAMOUS BURN DOWN THE BARN CHILI Judge # 1 -- Excellent firehouse chili. Great kick. Judge # 2 -- A bit salty, good use of peppers. Judge # 3 -- Call the EPA. I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Get me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back, now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting sh*t-faced from all of the beer. CHILI # 4 - BUBBA'S BLACK MAGIC Judge # 1 -- Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing. Judge # 2 -- Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods, not much of a chili.. Judge # 3 -- I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Is it possible to burn out taste buds? Sally, the beer maid, was standing behind me with fresh refills. This 300 lb. woman is starting to look HOT ... just like this nuclear waste I'm eating! Is chili an aphrodisiac? CHILI # 5 - LISA'S LEGAL LIP REMOVER Judge # 1 -- Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive. Judge # 2 -- Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement. Judge # 3 -- My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted, and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my lips off. It really ticks me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Screw them.. CHILI # 6 - VERA'S VERY VEGETARIAN VARIETY Judge # 1 -- Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spices and peppers. Judge # 2 -- The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, garlic. Superb. Judge # 3 -- My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulfuric flames. I crapped on myself when I farted, and I'm worried it will eat through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that Sally. Can't feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my butt with a snow cone. CHILI # 7 - SUSAN'S SCREAMING SENSATION CHILI Judge # 1 -- A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers. Judge # 2 -- Ho hum, tastes as if the chef lite rally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment. **I should take note
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Or maybe there should be a rule about checking the archives to see if a Joke was posted before? Please check ARSList circa: Fri, Apr 29, 2005 via David [EMAIL PROTECTED] Please check ARSList circa: Fri, Mar 17, 2006 via Will Du Chene @basementworkshop.net It went something like this in 05: CHILI # 1 - MIKE'S MANIAC MONSTER CHILI CHILI # 2 - AUSTIN'S AFTERBURNER CHILI CHILI # 3 - FRED'S FAMOUS BURN DOWN THE BARN CHILI CHILI # 4 - BUBBA'S BLACK MAGIC CHILI # 5 - LISA'S LEGAL LIP REMOVER CHILI # 6 - VERA'S VERY VEGETARIAN VARIETY CHILI # 7 - SUSAN'S SCREAMING SENSATION CHILI CHILI # 8 - BIG TOM'S TOENAIL CURLING CHILI Same judges (#1, #2, and #3 AKA:Frank) Then in 06 the names of the chili dishes became: Chili # 1 Eddie's Maniac Monster Chili... Chili # 2 Austin's Afterburner Chili... Chili # 3 Ronny's Famous Burn Down the Barn Chili... Chili # 4 Dave's Black Magic... Chili # 5 Lisa's Legal Lip Remover... Chili # 6 Pam's Very Vegetarian Variety.. Chili # 7 Carla's Screaming Sensation Chili... Chili # 8 Karen's Toenail Curling Chili... Now in 08... (back to 05.. but who really wants to go back to 05?) CHILI # 1 - MIKE'S MANIAC MONSTER CHILI CHILI # 2 - AUSTIN'S AFTERBURNER CHILI CHILI # 3 - FRED'S FAMOUS BURN DOWN THE BARN CHILI CHILI # 4 - BUBBA'S BLACK MAGIC CHILI # 5 - LISA'S LEGAL LIP REMOVER CHILI # 6 - VERA'S VERY VEGETARIAN VARIETY CHILI # 7 - SUSAN'S SCREAMING SENSATION CHILI CHILI # 8 - BIG TOM'S TOENAIL CURLING CHILI The names of the chili have likely been changed to prevent the spam filters from catching the email. :( Still funny 3 years later. (And 2005 was likely not the first trip around the internet for this joke either.) -- Carey Matthew Black Remedy Skilled Professional (RSP) ARS = Action Request System(Remedy) Love, then teach Solution = People + Process + Tools Fast, Accurate, Cheap Pick two. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
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Apparently the hotel the joke resides in was under construction in 2007. Thad Esser Remedy Developer Argue for your limitations, and sure enough, they're yours.-- Richard Bach Carey Matthew Black [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent by: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) arslist@ARSLIST.ORG 10/15/2008 01:03 PM Please respond to arslist@ARSLIST.ORG To arslist@ARSLIST.ORG cc Subject Re: OT - Wednesday humour Or maybe there should be a rule about checking the archives to see if a Joke was posted before? Please check ARSList circa: Fri, Apr 29, 2005 via David [EMAIL PROTECTED] Please check ARSList circa: Fri, Mar 17, 2006 via Will Du Chene @basementworkshop.net It went something like this in 05: CHILI # 1 - MIKE'S MANIAC MONSTER CHILI CHILI # 2 - AUSTIN'S AFTERBURNER CHILI CHILI # 3 - FRED'S FAMOUS BURN DOWN THE BARN CHILI CHILI # 4 - BUBBA'S BLACK MAGIC CHILI # 5 - LISA'S LEGAL LIP REMOVER CHILI # 6 - VERA'S VERY VEGETARIAN VARIETY CHILI # 7 - SUSAN'S SCREAMING SENSATION CHILI CHILI # 8 - BIG TOM'S TOENAIL CURLING CHILI Same judges (#1, #2, and #3 AKA:Frank) Then in 06 the names of the chili dishes became: Chili # 1 Eddie's Maniac Monster Chili... Chili # 2 Austin's Afterburner Chili... Chili # 3 Ronny's Famous Burn Down the Barn Chili... Chili # 4 Dave's Black Magic... Chili # 5 Lisa's Legal Lip Remover... Chili # 6 Pam's Very Vegetarian Variety.. Chili # 7 Carla's Screaming Sensation Chili... Chili # 8 Karen's Toenail Curling Chili... Now in 08... (back to 05.. but who really wants to go back to 05?) CHILI # 1 - MIKE'S MANIAC MONSTER CHILI CHILI # 2 - AUSTIN'S AFTERBURNER CHILI CHILI # 3 - FRED'S FAMOUS BURN DOWN THE BARN CHILI CHILI # 4 - BUBBA'S BLACK MAGIC CHILI # 5 - LISA'S LEGAL LIP REMOVER CHILI # 6 - VERA'S VERY VEGETARIAN VARIETY CHILI # 7 - SUSAN'S SCREAMING SENSATION CHILI CHILI # 8 - BIG TOM'S TOENAIL CURLING CHILI The names of the chili have likely been changed to prevent the spam filters from catching the email. :( Still funny 3 years later. (And 2005 was likely not the first trip around the internet for this joke either.) -- Carey Matthew Black Remedy Skilled Professional (RSP) ARS = Action Request System(Remedy) Love, then teach Solution = People + Process + Tools Fast, Accurate, Cheap Pick two. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are *IMPORTANT NOTICE: This communication, including any attachment, contains information that may be confidential or privileged, and is intended solely for the entity or individual to whom it is addressed. If you are not the intended recipient, you should delete this message and are hereby notified that any disclosure, copying, or distribution of this message is strictly prohibited. Nothing in this email, including any attachment, is intended to be a legally binding signature. * ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
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How IS Userworld going today anyway? Is the weather in Miami nice? -D P.S. Never mind... I'm just picking at scabs here. David M Clark Remedy Programmer/Analyst Thad K Esser [EMAIL PROTECTED] 10/15/2008 3:19 PM Apparently the hotel the joke resides in was under construction in 2007. Thad Esser Remedy Developer Argue for your limitations, and sure enough, they're yours.-- Richard Bach Carey Matthew Black [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent by: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) arslist@ARSLIST.ORG 10/15/2008 01:03 PM Please respond to arslist@ARSLIST.ORG To arslist@ARSLIST.ORG cc Subject Re: OT - Wednesday humour Or maybe there should be a rule about checking the archives to see if a Joke was posted before? Please check ARSList circa: Fri, Apr 29, 2005 via David [EMAIL PROTECTED] Please check ARSList circa: Fri, Mar 17, 2006 via Will Du Chene @basementworkshop.net It went something like this in 05: CHILI # 1 - MIKE'S MANIAC MONSTER CHILI CHILI # 2 - AUSTIN'S AFTERBURNER CHILI CHILI # 3 - FRED'S FAMOUS BURN DOWN THE BARN CHILI CHILI # 4 - BUBBA'S BLACK MAGIC CHILI # 5 - LISA'S LEGAL LIP REMOVER CHILI # 6 - VERA'S VERY VEGETARIAN VARIETY CHILI # 7 - SUSAN'S SCREAMING SENSATION CHILI CHILI # 8 - BIG TOM'S TOENAIL CURLING CHILI Same judges (#1, #2, and #3 AKA:Frank) Then in 06 the names of the chili dishes became: Chili # 1 Eddie's Maniac Monster Chili... Chili # 2 Austin's Afterburner Chili... Chili # 3 Ronny's Famous Burn Down the Barn Chili... Chili # 4 Dave's Black Magic... Chili # 5 Lisa's Legal Lip Remover... Chili # 6 Pam's Very Vegetarian Variety.. Chili # 7 Carla's Screaming Sensation Chili... Chili # 8 Karen's Toenail Curling Chili... Now in 08... (back to 05.. but who really wants to go back to 05?) CHILI # 1 - MIKE'S MANIAC MONSTER CHILI CHILI # 2 - AUSTIN'S AFTERBURNER CHILI CHILI # 3 - FRED'S FAMOUS BURN DOWN THE BARN CHILI CHILI # 4 - BUBBA'S BLACK MAGIC CHILI # 5 - LISA'S LEGAL LIP REMOVER CHILI # 6 - VERA'S VERY VEGETARIAN VARIETY CHILI # 7 - SUSAN'S SCREAMING SENSATION CHILI CHILI # 8 - BIG TOM'S TOENAIL CURLING CHILI The names of the chili have likely been changed to prevent the spam filters from catching the email. :( Still funny 3 years later. (And 2005 was likely not the first trip around the internet for this joke either.) -- Carey Matthew Black Remedy Skilled Professional (RSP) ARS = Action Request System(Remedy) Love, then teach Solution = People + Process + Tools Fast, Accurate, Cheap Pick two. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are *IMPORTANT NOTICE: This communication, including any attachment, contains information that may be confidential or privileged, and is intended solely for the entity or individual to whom it is addressed. If you are not the intended recipient, you should delete this message and are hereby notified that any disclosure, copying, or distribution of this message is strictly prohibited. Nothing in this email, including any attachment, is intended to be a legally binding signature. * ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
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It's a little dusty. There seems to be a few doors and some carpet missing also. Dave - [EMAIL PROTECTED] (Wireless) - Original Message - From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) arslist@ARSLIST.ORG To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Sent: Wed Oct 15 16:25:58 2008 Subject: Re: OT - Wednesday humour How IS Userworld going today anyway? Is the weather in Miami nice? -D P.S. Never mind... I'm just picking at scabs here. David M Clark Remedy Programmer/Analyst Thad K Esser [EMAIL PROTECTED] 10/15/2008 3:19 PM Apparently the hotel the joke resides in was under construction in 2007. Thad Esser Remedy Developer Argue for your limitations, and sure enough, they're yours.-- Richard Bach Carey Matthew Black [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent by: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) arslist@ARSLIST.ORG 10/15/2008 01:03 PM Please respond to arslist@ARSLIST.ORG To arslist@ARSLIST.ORG cc Subject Re: OT - Wednesday humour Or maybe there should be a rule about checking the archives to see if a Joke was posted before? Please check ARSList circa: Fri, Apr 29, 2005 via David [EMAIL PROTECTED] Please check ARSList circa: Fri, Mar 17, 2006 via Will Du Chene @basementworkshop.net It went something like this in 05: CHILI # 1 - MIKE'S MANIAC MONSTER CHILI CHILI # 2 - AUSTIN'S AFTERBURNER CHILI CHILI # 3 - FRED'S FAMOUS BURN DOWN THE BARN CHILI CHILI # 4 - BUBBA'S BLACK MAGIC CHILI # 5 - LISA'S LEGAL LIP REMOVER CHILI # 6 - VERA'S VERY VEGETARIAN VARIETY CHILI # 7 - SUSAN'S SCREAMING SENSATION CHILI CHILI # 8 - BIG TOM'S TOENAIL CURLING CHILI Same judges (#1, #2, and #3 AKA:Frank) Then in 06 the names of the chili dishes became: Chili # 1 Eddie's Maniac Monster Chili... Chili # 2 Austin's Afterburner Chili... Chili # 3 Ronny's Famous Burn Down the Barn Chili... Chili # 4 Dave's Black Magic... Chili # 5 Lisa's Legal Lip Remover... Chili # 6 Pam's Very Vegetarian Variety.. Chili # 7 Carla's Screaming Sensation Chili... Chili # 8 Karen's Toenail Curling Chili... Now in 08... (back to 05.. but who really wants to go back to 05?) CHILI # 1 - MIKE'S MANIAC MONSTER CHILI CHILI # 2 - AUSTIN'S AFTERBURNER CHILI CHILI # 3 - FRED'S FAMOUS BURN DOWN THE BARN CHILI CHILI # 4 - BUBBA'S BLACK MAGIC CHILI # 5 - LISA'S LEGAL LIP REMOVER CHILI # 6 - VERA'S VERY VEGETARIAN VARIETY CHILI # 7 - SUSAN'S SCREAMING SENSATION CHILI CHILI # 8 - BIG TOM'S TOENAIL CURLING CHILI The names of the chili have likely been changed to prevent the spam filters from catching the email. :( Still funny 3 years later. (And 2005 was likely not the first trip around the internet for this joke either.) -- Carey Matthew Black Remedy Skilled Professional (RSP) ARS = Action Request System(Remedy) Love, then teach Solution = People + Process + Tools Fast, Accurate, Cheap Pick two. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are *IMPORTANT NOTICE: This communication, including any attachment, contains information that may be confidential or privileged, and is intended solely for the entity or individual to whom it is addressed. If you are not the intended recipient, you should delete this message and are hereby notified that any disclosure, copying, or distribution of this message is strictly prohibited. Nothing in this email, including any attachment, is intended to be a legally binding signature. * ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
Friday Humour
Been meaning to post this for a few weeks now but keep missing the deadline (Monday morning is just too late). The following is from issue 2655 of New Scientist magazine, 07 May 2008, page 84: *Programming in Croydon* FINALLY, it is hard to keep up with all the programming languages around these days, and if you're not careful you can easily get wrong-footed when you believe you're being asked about them. Michael Francis tells us of an interviewee applying for a position as a software developer with a company that has its head office in Cambridge, UK, and a development office in the south London borough of Croydon. During his interview in Cambridge the programmer was asked how he would feel about programming in Croydon. I'm a little rusty on the more recent languages but I'll soon pick it up, was his reply. Despite this, Francis says he got the job. Have a good weekend (only 40-odd minutes left here in the UK) Ian Ian Trimnell, AR System Lead Developer (amongst other jobs), Open University, MILTON KEYNES, UK The Open University is incorporated by Royal Charter (RC 000391), an exempt charity in England Wales and a charity registered in Scotland (SC 038302). ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
OT:Friday Humour Part Deaux
My bad . A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, T-G-I-F (letters only). He smiled at her and replied, S-H-I-T (letters only). She looked at him, puzzled, and said, T-G-I-F again. He acknowledged her remark again by answering, S-H-I-T. The blond was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly T-G-I-F another time. The man smiled back to her and once again replied with a quizzical expression, S-H-I-T. The blond finally decided to explain things, and this time she said, T-G-I-F, Thank Goodness It's Friday, get it? The man answered, Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday. http://www.funnyhumor.com/viewcount.php?type=jokeid=1145s= Useful Work Phrases 1. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. 2. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist. 3. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 4. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. 5. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care. 6. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. 7. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!? 8. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant. 9. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. 10. Ahhh, I see the f**k-up fairy has visited us again. 11. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you. 12. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off. 13. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial. 14. No, my powers can only be used for good. 15. How about never? Is never good for you? 16. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me. 17. You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication. 18. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. 19. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message. 20. I don't work here. I'm a consultant. 21. Who me? I just wander from room to room. 22. My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys! 23. It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy. 24. At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits. 25. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. 26. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. 27. Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject. http://www.funnyhumor.com/viewcount.php?type=jokeid=1142s= Regards.Gidd ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are viewcount.php?type=jokeid=1145s= Description: Binary data viewcount.php?type=jokeid=1142s= Description: Binary data
OT:British Humour
http://www.anglik.net/rateme.htm and now for something totally different . A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. What's the matter with me? he asks the doctor. The doctor replies, You're not eating properly. A man asked for a meal in a restaurant. The waiter brought the food and put it on the table. After a moment, the man called the waiter and said: Waiter! Waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Please don't speak so loudly, sir, said the waiter, or everyone will want one. -- There are 5 birds in a tree. A hunter shoots 2 of them dead. How many birds are left? 2 birds. The other 3 fly away! -- An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard: woman without her man is nothing. The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly. The men wrote: Woman, without her man, is nothing. The women wrote: Woman! Without her, man is nothing. The woman was in bed with her lover and had just told him how stupid her Irish husband was when the door was thrown open and there stood her husband. He glared at her lover and bellowed, What are you doing? There, said the wife, didn't I tell you he was stupid? -- What's the definition of a pessimist? A pessimist is a well-informed optimist. - Mark called in to see his friend Angus (a Scotman) to find he was stripping the wallpaper from the walls. Rather obviously, he remarked You're decorating, I see. to which Angus replied No. I'm moving house. - One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer, and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer, and started yelling, SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BAS**RD --- A Scottish farmer was in his field digging up his tatties (a Scots word for potatoes). An American farmer looked over the fence and said In Texas we grow potatoes 5 times larger than that! The Scotsman replied Ah but we just grow them for our own mouths! --- 1st Eskimo: Where did your mother come from? 2nd Eskimo: Alaska 1st Eskimo: Don't bother, I'll ask her myself! --- Charles was getting annoyed and shouted upstairs to his wife, Hurry up or we'll be late. Oh, be quiet, replied his wife. Haven't I been telling you for the last hour that I'll be ready in a minute? -- Five Englishmen boarded a train just behind five Scots, who, as a group had only purchased one ticket. Just before the conductor came through, all the Scots piled into the toilet stall at the back of the car. As the conductor passed the stall, he knocked and calledTickets, please! and one of the Scots slid a ticket under the door. It was punched, pushed back under the door, and when it was safe all the Scots came out and took their seats. The Englishmen were tremendously impressed by the Scots' ingenuity. On the trip back, the five Englishmen decided to try this themselves and purchased only one ticket. They noticed that, oddly, the Scots had not purchased any tickets this time. Anyway, again, just before the conductor came through, the Scots piled into one of the toilet stalls, the Englishmen into the other. Then one of the Scots leaned out, knocked on the Englishmen's stall and called Ticket, Please! When the ticket slid out under the door, he picked it up and quickly closed the door Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares! An English man and an Irish man are driving head on , at night, on a twisty, dark road. Both are driving too fast for the conditions and collide on a sharp bend in the road. To the amazement of both, they are unscathed, though their cars are both destroyed. In celebration of their luck, both agree to put aside their dislike for the other from that moment on. At this point, the Englishman goes to the boot and fetches a 12 year old bottle of whisky. He hands the bottle to the Irish man, whom exclaims,'' may the Irish and the English live together forever, in peace, and harmony.'' The Irish man then tips the bottle and gulps half of the bottle down.
Re: British Humour
I thought for sure someone would have said something by now! Any Monty Python fans in the house? It's And now for something COMPLETELY different... I loved these little jokes, very funny! Lisa From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Gidd Sent: Friday, April 04, 2008 11:16 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: OT:British Humour ** and http://www.anglik.net/rateme.htm now for something totally different . A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. What's the matter with me? he asks the doctor. The doctor replies, You're not eating properly. A man asked for a meal in a restaurant. The waiter brought the food and put it on the table. After a moment, the man called the waiter and said: Waiter! Waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Please don't speak so loudly, sir, said the waiter, or everyone will want one. -- There are 5 birds in a tree. A hunter shoots 2 of them dead. How many birds are left? 2 birds. The other 3 fly away! -- An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard: woman without her man is nothing. The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly. The men wrote: Woman, without her man, is nothing. The women wrote: Woman! Without her, man is nothing. The woman was in bed with her lover and had just told him how stupid her Irish husband was when the door was thrown open and there stood her husband. He glared at her lover and bellowed, What are you doing? There, said the wife, didn't I tell you he was stupid? -- What's the definition of a pessimist? A pessimist is a well-informed optimist. - Mark called in to see his friend Angus (a Scotman) to find he was stripping the wallpaper from the walls. Rather obviously, he remarked You're decorating, I see. to which Angus replied No. I'm moving house. - One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer, and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer, and started yelling, SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BAS**RD --- A Scottish farmer was in his field digging up his tatties (a Scots word for potatoes). An American farmer looked over the fence and said In Texas we grow potatoes 5 times larger than that! The Scotsman replied Ah but we just grow them for our own mouths! --- 1st Eskimo: Where did your mother come from? 2nd Eskimo: Alaska 1st Eskimo: Don't bother, I'll ask her myself! --- Charles was getting annoyed and shouted upstairs to his wife, Hurry up or we'll be late. Oh, be quiet, replied his wife. Haven't I been telling you for the last hour that I'll be ready in a minute? -- Five Englishmen boarded a train just behind five Scots, who, as a group had only purchased one ticket. Just before the conductor came through, all the Scots piled into the toilet stall at the back of the car. As the conductor passed the stall, he knocked and calledTickets, please! and one of the Scots slid a ticket under the door. It was punched, pushed back under the door, and when it was safe all the Scots came out and took their seats. The Englishmen were tremendously impressed by the Scots' ingenuity. On the trip back, the five Englishmen decided to try this themselves and purchased only one ticket. They noticed that, oddly, the Scots had not purchased any tickets this time. Anyway, again, just before the conductor came through, the Scots piled into one of the toilet stalls, the Englishmen into the other. Then one of the Scots leaned out, knocked on the Englishmen's stall and called Ticket, Please! When the ticket slid out under the door, he picked it up and quickly closed the door Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares! An English man and an Irish man are driving head on , at night, on a twisty, dark road. Both are driving too fast for the conditions and collide on a sharp bend in the road
Re: Microsoft MOM Developer OT:Friday Humour
Wouldn't that be Bill Gates's grandmother? _ From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Tanner, Doug Sent: February 1, 2008 12:13 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: JOB: Microsoft MOM Developer ** A friend of mine is looking for a Microsoft MOM developer for a remote development project. If interested, please email me off the list. Thanks, Doug Doug Tanner Senior Developer Remedy Skilled Professional (RSP) (704) 328-3178 [EMAIL PROTECTED] DISCLAIMER Important! This message is intended for the above named person(s) only and is CONFIDENTIAL AND PROPRIETARY. If you are not the intended recipient of this e-mail and have received it in error, please immediately notify the sender by return email and then delete it from your mailbox. This message may be protected by the attorney-client privilege and/or work product doctrine. Accessing, copying, disseminating or re-using any of the information contained in this e-mail by anyone other than the intended recipient is strictly prohibited. Finally, you should check this email and any attachments for the presence of viruses, as the sender accepts no liability for any damage caused by any virus transmitted by this email. Thank you. __Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are html___ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
OT - Friday Humour
The Smartest Dog Ever As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $10 and a note in his mouth, reading: 10 lamb chops, please. Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of chops in the dog's mouth, and quickly closes the shop. He follows the dog and watches him wait for a green light, look both ways, and trot across the road to a bus stop. The dog checks the timetable and sits on the bench. When a bus arrives, he walks around to the front and looks at the number, then boards the bus. The butcher follows, dumbstruck. As the bus travels out into the suburbs, the dog takes in the scenery. After awhile he stands on his back paws to push the stop button, then the butcher follows him off. The dog runs up to a house and drops his bag on the stoop. He goes back down the path, takes a big run, and throws himself -Whap! - Against the door. He does this again and again. No answer. So he jumps on a wall, walks around the garden, beats his head against a window, jumps off, and waits at the front door. A big guy opens it and starts cursing and pummeling the dog. The butcher runs up screams at the guy: What the hell are you doing? This dog's a genius! The owner responds, Genius, no way! It's the second time this week he's forgotten his key! -- CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE This message and any included attachments are from Cerner Corporation and are intended only for the addressee. The information contained in this message is confidential and may constitute inside or non-public information under international, federal, or state securities laws. Unauthorized forwarding, printing, copying, distribution, or use of such information is strictly prohibited and may be unlawful. If you are not the addressee, please promptly delete this message and notify the sender of the delivery error by e-mail or you may call Cerner's corporate offices in Kansas City, Missouri, U.S.A at (+1) (816)221-1024. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED)
They specialize in Remedy, have only 50 people on that team. What do the other 200 do, change lightbulbs?? We are a company specializing in Remedy consulting and development with a team of 250+ engineers. Currently our Remedy team is 50 people strong . . Daniel _ From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Shellman, David Sent: September 7, 2007 6:19 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED) Vikram, As an individual that took and passed both the Engineer in Training and Professional Engineer tests, could you clarify your use of the word engineer? Are your 250+ individuals licensed software engineers? Dave Shellman, PE Dave -- [EMAIL PROTECTED] (Wireless) ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org ARSlist:Where the Answers Are
Re: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED)
Q: How many Remedy Developers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: All of them. One does the development, and the rest sit around and say I could have done it better than that! On Fri, 7 Sep 2007, Opela, Gary L Contr OC-ALC/ITMA wrote: I was kind of wondering that myself Thanks, Gary Opela, Jr Sr. Remedy Developer Leader Communications, Inc. 405 736 3211 -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of arslist Sent: Friday, September 07, 2007 9:31 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED) ** They specialize in Remedy, have only 50 people on that team. What do the other 200 do, change lightbulbs?? We are a company specializing in Remedy consulting and development with a team of 250+ engineers. Currently our Remedy team is 50 people strong . ... Daniel From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Shellman, David Sent: September 7, 2007 6:19 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED) Vikram, As an individual that took and passed both the Engineer in Training and Professional Engineer tests, could you clarify your use of the word engineer? Are your 250+ individuals licensed software engineers? Dave Shellman, PE Dave -- [EMAIL PROTECTED] (Wireless) __20060125___This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org ARSlist:Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org ARSlist:Where the Answers Are
Re: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED)
In many countries to practice engineering, you are required to be licensed. In the US, this requires that you first pass an 8 hour endurance test called the EIT or Engineer in Training. Then you apprentice for 5 years under other licensed engineers. Finally you are eligible to take another 8 hour exam, the Profession Engineer (PE) exam. In Civil Engineering one chooses which 8 questions they will answer out of the dozen or so choices presented to them in the PE. Each question is multi-part and designed to take an hour to completely answer the question. Dave Shellman PE From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Kern, Robert SBA Sent: Friday, September 07, 2007 12:13 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED) ** Well, anyway ... they can be specialized in Remedy ... did not say or does not mean that they can't be specialized in other areas as well, right? :-) I think Engineer is an interesting topic ... after a quick n' dirty check with wiki the expression seems to be, or not to be, protected depending on the country. Also even when protected, different meaning depending on country. Like Engineer could rate from being something like the expert that makes the coffee to really someone who passed a certain degree. Anyway, peace cheers and a nice weekend :-) Robert Germany -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG ] On Behalf Of Drew Shuller Sent: Friday, September 07, 2007 5:59 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED) Q: How many Remedy Developers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: All of them. One does the development, and the rest sit around and say I could have done it better than that! On Fri, 7 Sep 2007, Opela, Gary L Contr OC-ALC/ITMA wrote: I was kind of wondering that myself Thanks, Gary Opela, Jr Sr. Remedy Developer Leader Communications, Inc. 405 736 3211 -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG ] On Behalf Of arslist Sent: Friday, September 07, 2007 9:31 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED) ** They specialize in Remedy, have only 50 people on that team. What do the other 200 do, change lightbulbs?? We are a company specializing in Remedy consulting and development with a team of 250+ engineers. Currently our Remedy team is 50 people strong . ... Daniel From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG ] On Behalf Of Shellman, David Sent: September 7, 2007 6:19 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED) Vikram, As an individual that took and passed both the Engineer in Training and Professional Engineer tests, could you clarify your use of the word engineer? Are your 250+ individuals licensed software engineers? Dave Shellman, PE Dave -- [EMAIL PROTECTED] (Wireless) __20060125___This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org file://www.arslist.org ARSlist:Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org file://www.arslist.org ARSlist:Where the Answers Are __20060125___This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org ARSlist:Where the Answers Are
Re: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED)
Well, anyway ... they can be specialized in Remedy ... did not say or does not mean that they can't be specialized in other areas as well, right? :-) I think Engineer is an interesting topic ... after a quick n' dirty check with wiki the expression seems to be, or not to be, protected depending on the country. Also even when protected, different meaning depending on country. Like Engineer could rate from being something like the expert that makes the coffee to really someone who passed a certain degree. Anyway, peace cheers and a nice weekend :-) Robert Germany -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Drew Shuller Sent: Friday, September 07, 2007 5:59 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED) Q: How many Remedy Developers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: All of them. One does the development, and the rest sit around and say I could have done it better than that! On Fri, 7 Sep 2007, Opela, Gary L Contr OC-ALC/ITMA wrote: I was kind of wondering that myself Thanks, Gary Opela, Jr Sr. Remedy Developer Leader Communications, Inc. 405 736 3211 -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of arslist Sent: Friday, September 07, 2007 9:31 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED) ** They specialize in Remedy, have only 50 people on that team. What do the other 200 do, change lightbulbs?? We are a company specializing in Remedy consulting and development with a team of 250+ engineers. Currently our Remedy team is 50 people strong . ... Daniel From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Shellman, David Sent: September 7, 2007 6:19 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED) Vikram, As an individual that took and passed both the Engineer in Training and Professional Engineer tests, could you clarify your use of the word engineer? Are your 250+ individuals licensed software engineers? Dave Shellman, PE Dave -- [EMAIL PROTECTED] (Wireless) __20060125___This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org ARSlist:Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org ARSlist:Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org ARSlist:Where the Answers Are
Re: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED)
As a college graduate, graduating as a Software Engineer (BS Degree), I don't see how becoming a PE would help me. After looking at the the NCEES website, I don't see how becoming a PE would significantly help a Software Engineer as none of the exams seem to touch software specific categories. I do think that a Software Engineer should know basics about the topics the exams cover. I think the equivilent to the PE for Sofware Engineers would be certifications from the different companies (Sun, IBM, Microsoft, BMC, etc.). I'm still fairly new to the Software Engineering community (graduated in 1999) so I could be wrong in this assumption. On 9/7/07, Shellman, David [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: ** In many countries to practice engineering, you are required to be licensed. In the US, this requires that you first pass an 8 hour endurance test called the EIT or Engineer in Training. Then you apprentice for 5 years under other licensed engineers. Finally you are eligible to take another 8 hour exam, the Profession Engineer (PE) exam. In Civil Engineering one chooses which 8 questions they will answer out of the dozen or so choices presented to them in the PE. Each question is multi-part and designed to take an hour to completely answer the question. Dave Shellman PE From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Kern, Robert SBA Sent: Friday, September 07, 2007 12:13 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED) ** Well, anyway ... they can be specialized in Remedy ... did not say or does not mean that they can't be specialized in other areas as well, right? :-) I think Engineer is an interesting topic ... after a quick n' dirty check with wiki the expression seems to be, or not to be, protected depending on the country. Also even when protected, different meaning depending on country. Like Engineer could rate from being something like the expert that makes the coffee to really someone who passed a certain degree. Anyway, peace cheers and a nice weekend :-) Robert Germany -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Drew Shuller Sent: Friday, September 07, 2007 5:59 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED) Q: How many Remedy Developers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: All of them. One does the development, and the rest sit around and say I could have done it better than that! On Fri, 7 Sep 2007, Opela, Gary L Contr OC-ALC/ITMA wrote: I was kind of wondering that myself Thanks, Gary Opela, Jr Sr. Remedy Developer Leader Communications, Inc. 405 736 3211 -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of arslist Sent: Friday, September 07, 2007 9:31 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED) ** They specialize in Remedy, have only 50 people on that team. What do the other 200 do, change lightbulbs?? We are a company specializing in Remedy consulting and development with a team of 250+ engineers. Currently our Remedy team is 50 people strong . ... Daniel From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Shellman, David Sent: September 7, 2007 6:19 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED) Vikram, As an individual that took and passed both the Engineer in Training and Professional Engineer tests, could you clarify your use of the word engineer? Are your 250+ individuals licensed software engineers? Dave Shellman, PE Dave -- [EMAIL PROTECTED] (Wireless) __20060125___This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org ARSlist:Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org ARSlist:Where the Answers Are __20060125___This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ __20060125___This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ -- A fool acts, regardless; knowing well that he is wrong. The ignoramus acts on only what he knows, but all that he knows. The ignoramus may be saved, but the fool knows that he is doomed. Robert Halstead ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives
Re: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED)
Yeah...like the old euphemisms like sanitation engineer, which is just a nice way of saying garbage man. I also recall the automated call distributor at Remedy say, Please have your support contract ID ready for the support engineer, when the support engineer was really just a Help Desk analyst. -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Kern, Robert SBA Sent: Friday, September 07, 2007 11:13 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED) ** Well, anyway ... they can be specialized in Remedy ... did not say or does not mean that they can't be specialized in other areas as well, right? :-) I think Engineer is an interesting topic ... after a quick n' dirty check with wiki the expression seems to be, or not to be, protected depending on the country. Also even when protected, different meaning depending on country. Like Engineer could rate from being something like the expert that makes the coffee to really someone who passed a certain degree. Anyway, peace cheers and a nice weekend :-) Robert Germany -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG ] On Behalf Of Drew Shuller Sent: Friday, September 07, 2007 5:59 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED) Q: How many Remedy Developers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: All of them. One does the development, and the rest sit around and say I could have done it better than that! On Fri, 7 Sep 2007, Opela, Gary L Contr OC-ALC/ITMA wrote: I was kind of wondering that myself Thanks, Gary Opela, Jr Sr. Remedy Developer Leader Communications, Inc. 405 736 3211 -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG ] On Behalf Of arslist Sent: Friday, September 07, 2007 9:31 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED) ** They specialize in Remedy, have only 50 people on that team. What do the other 200 do, change lightbulbs?? We are a company specializing in Remedy consulting and development with a team of 250+ engineers. Currently our Remedy team is 50 people strong . ... Daniel From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG ] On Behalf Of Shellman, David Sent: September 7, 2007 6:19 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED) Vikram, As an individual that took and passed both the Engineer in Training and Professional Engineer tests, could you clarify your use of the word engineer? Are your 250+ individuals licensed software engineers? Dave Shellman, PE Dave -- [EMAIL PROTECTED] (Wireless) __20060125___This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org file://www.arslist.org ARSlist:Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org file://www.arslist.org ARSlist:Where the Answers Are __20060125___This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org ARSlist:Where the Answers Are
Re: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED)
Q: How many Remedy Developers does it take to modify an active link? A: All of them. One does the modify, and the rest sit arounnd and wait until the admin tool is finish refresh itselvs -- Jarl On 9/7/07, Drew Shuller [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Q: How many Remedy Developers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: All of them. One does the development, and the rest sit around and say I could have done it better than that! On Fri, 7 Sep 2007, Opela, Gary L Contr OC-ALC/ITMA wrote: I was kind of wondering that myself Thanks, Gary Opela, Jr Sr. Remedy Developer Leader Communications, Inc. 405 736 3211 -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of arslist Sent: Friday, September 07, 2007 9:31 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED) ** They specialize in Remedy, have only 50 people on that team. What do the other 200 do, change lightbulbs?? We are a company specializing in Remedy consulting and development with a team of 250+ engineers. Currently our Remedy team is 50 people strong . ... Daniel From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Shellman, David Sent: September 7, 2007 6:19 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED) Vikram, As an individual that took and passed both the Engineer in Training and Professional Engineer tests, could you clarify your use of the word engineer? Are your 250+ individuals licensed software engineers? Dave Shellman, PE Dave -- [EMAIL PROTECTED] (Wireless) __20060125___This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org ARSlist:Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org ARSlist:Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org ARSlist:Where the Answers Are
Re: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED)
I was kind of wondering that myself Thanks, Gary Opela, Jr Sr. Remedy Developer Leader Communications, Inc. 405 736 3211 -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of arslist Sent: Friday, September 07, 2007 9:31 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED) ** They specialize in Remedy, have only 50 people on that team. What do the other 200 do, change lightbulbs?? We are a company specializing in Remedy consulting and development with a team of 250+ engineers. Currently our Remedy team is 50 people strong . ... Daniel From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Shellman, David Sent: September 7, 2007 6:19 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED) Vikram, As an individual that took and passed both the Engineer in Training and Professional Engineer tests, could you clarify your use of the word engineer? Are your 250+ individuals licensed software engineers? Dave Shellman, PE Dave -- [EMAIL PROTECTED] (Wireless) __20060125___This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org ARSlist:Where the Answers Are
Re: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED)
I once saw a job advertisement when I was working in Kuwait on one of Kuwait's leading national newspaper.. Wanted Engineer Nothing more.. No job description - nothing! I think they did have Salary negotiable.. Damn it, that position seemed negotiable!! I was like well they do know what they want huh?!! Joe -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of Kaiser Norm E CIV USAF 96 CS/SCCE Sent: Friday, September 07, 2007 1:03 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED) Yeah...like the old euphemisms like sanitation engineer, which is just a nice way of saying garbage man. I also recall the automated call distributor at Remedy say, Please have your support contract ID ready for the support engineer, when the support engineer was really just a Help Desk analyst. No virus found in this outgoing message. Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.5.485 / Virus Database: 269.13.9/994 - Release Date: 9/7/2007 4:40 PM ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org ARSlist:Where the Answers Are
Re: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED)
Somebody obviously has too much time on his hands and takes himself too seriously!;-) _ From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of arslist Sent: Friday, September 07, 2007 8:01 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED) They specialize in Remedy, have only 50 people on that team. What do the other 200 do, change lightbulbs?? We are a company specializing in Remedy consulting and development with a team of 250+ engineers. Currently our Remedy team is 50 people strong . . Daniel _ From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Shellman, David Sent: September 7, 2007 6:19 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED) Vikram, As an individual that took and passed both the Engineer in Training and Professional Engineer tests, could you clarify your use of the word engineer? Are your 250+ individuals licensed software engineers? Dave Shellman, PE Dave -- [EMAIL PROTECTED] (Wireless) __20060125___This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org ARSlist:Where the Answers Are
Re: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED)
Re: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED)Vikram, Not to dispute your claims or anything, but I'm surprised you have customers in Kuwait. I used to work in Kuwait not more than 3 years ago with the only Remedy VAR there is, and according to their agreement with Remedy, they were supposed to be the sole Remedy partner/VAR for the Middle Eastern and East African region (EMEA). So even if a company thought of buying Remedy products and had an in-house expertise with the product, they had to go through them to purchase and for support of these products. I think the only exception was the US Army base in Kuwait/Qatar which anyway didn't really fall into the EMEA territory as technically it is a US base so it got its support from USA. So has Vyom Labs opened a shop in Kuwait?? If so who are their partners? Who are your customers there? Just wondering if they are any companies I did any projects with.. I'm just curious that's all.. Cheers Joe -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of vikram Sent: Friday, September 07, 2007 5:48 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED) ** Somebody obviously has too much time on his hands and takes himself too seriously!;-) -- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of arslist Sent: Friday, September 07, 2007 8:01 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED) They specialize in Remedy, have only 50 people on that team. What do the other 200 do, change lightbulbs?? “We are a company specializing in Remedy consulting and development with a team of 250+ engineers. Currently our Remedy team is 50 people strong .” … Daniel -- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Shellman, David Sent: September 7, 2007 6:19 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED) Vikram, As an individual that took and passed both the Engineer in Training and Professional Engineer tests, could you clarify your use of the word engineer? Are your 250+ individuals licensed software engineers? Dave Shellman, PE Dave -- [EMAIL PROTECTED] (Wireless) No virus found in this outgoing message. Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.5.485 / Virus Database: 269.13.9/994 - Release Date: 9/7/2007 4:40 PM ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org ARSlist:Where the Answers Are
Re: ARSList awards meeting refreshments and Friday Humour arrives a day early this week
Believe or not the packages now come with a surprisingly short best before date, three months I believe (yet it should be decades). I presume to ensure turnover at the retail level, or perhaps they insulate a north wall with the returns. :-) Now I shall chastise myself and others for thinking today is Friday (EST, the official timezone of the ARSlist Tour). Daniel -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Heider, Stephen Sent: March 1, 2007 7:46 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: ARSList awards meeting refreshments Yes, but Twinkies have a 32 year shelf life :) -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of strauss Sent: Thursday, March 01, 2007 1:42 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: OT: ARSList awards meeting refreshments All veterans of the ARSList awards at RUG (UserWorld most recently) know that the favorite foodstuff for hurling at one another between presentations is the Twinkie. They have also noted that while many were thrown, very few were eaten. Now you can know why. Newsweek has an article on Twinkie ingredients in this week's issue (March 5, 2007) under Health on page 50. It is also on the web at http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17303919/site/newsweek/ when I looked tonight. With 39 ingredients, few normally considered edible, it is no wonder that an unnamed attendee last year who had never eaten one took a single bite, turned green, and left quickly. Christopher Strauss, Ph.D. Remedy Database Administrator University of North Texas Computing Center http://remedy.unt.edu/ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org ARSlist:Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org ARSlist:Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org ARSlist:Where the Answers Are
Re: ARSList awards meeting refreshments and Friday Humour arrives a day early this week
Submitted My 1st Critical and high ticket last night because I had a server issues... it is currently 10:30 mytime or 7:30 PST. Or Maybe Dave can answer this ? This morning I recieved the below message.. -- Question is Why ? -- Does this email meet there SLA ? Does this meet the S1 Criterium ? -- How does this email help me ? -- The only thing I can come up with.. is it is a quick statement just for the purposes of meeting the SLA. -- I already know how to update a ticket.. --- Typical Header info: Hi, Thank you for your recent email regarding this issue. Your update has been received by Remedy Support. In the event that you would like to provide additional information, simply reply to this email, and your message will be routed to the appropriate assigned individual. You may also view the status of and update your ticket by logging into SupportWeb at *http://www.bmc.com/support/* http://www.bmc.com/support/ Please let me know if you need a call for an update or a proactive e-mail notification as we are committed to providing superlative customer service and we want your feedback. Kind regards, XXX person.. - *The Support web site says the following::* BMC Fast-Track Support Local Business Hours 12 hours x 5 days (Excludes published holidays) *S1 = 1 Business Hour *S2 = 4 Business Hours S3 = 8 Business Hours S4 = 12 Business Hours Service Management products Patrick Zandi ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org ARSlist:Where the Answers Are
Re: Remedy Support Site - Fixed? Not exactly their support site OT:Friday Humour
** Well, so this is a physical mailing from BMCSoftware, but it seems related to some ancient data appearing for people. Somehow I have joined a company called "Ultramar Diamond Shamrock Incorporated" [which doesn't match any support id I have on the web page] Ironically the brochure is for "Transitioning the Service Desk from Reactive to Proactive", which considering this week ... cheers ... Daniel p.s. this might have been based on an error that occurred in 1998. If someone reading this in BMC knows who does Webinar mail outs, ask them to check their database please. This was sent from Houston, and Houston, we have a problem __20060125___This posting was submitted with HTML in it___
Re: OT: Try this out... Friday Humour
On Fri, 13 Oct 2006 14:06:08 -0700, Thad Esser wrote: I just got this one this morning: -- How Smart Is Your Right Foot? This is so funny that it will boggle your mind. And you will keep trying it at least 50 more times to see if you can outsmart your foot. But you can't. 1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles with it. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number 6 in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change directions. I told you so...And there is nothing you can do about it. Make sure you pass this on to your friends. They won't be able to do it either. I suspect a drummer, full drum kit type not a marcher, might find this dead easy. They are used to all appendages doing different things in different directions at different rates. :-) -- Regards Dave Saville ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at http://www.wwrug.org
Re: OT: Try this out... Null ADM:Friday Humour
** I once worked with an organization that accidentally instead of sending all email that had no valid recipient to NUL, they sent it to Null. As it turned out, there was a very upset Nancy Null trying to figure out where all this spam email was coming from. . Daniel -Original Message-From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]On Behalf Of AxtonSent: October 13, 2006 16:33To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORGSubject: Re: OT: Try this out...** http://mjsabby.com/2005/10/windows-xp-con-folderfile-bug.php http://whoelsebutdalieu.wordpress.com/2006/08/23/microsoft-is-just-funny-like-that/ It's because of the old days of DOS. CON is for the console (screen), PRN for printer, NUL basically means NULL or nothing. Try typing in DIR PRN into a command window. The directory listing will print. DIR NUL will not show anything. (In the old days programmers would run commands and have the output go to NUL so that they ran "transparently.") Looks like con, prn, nul can not be used. __20060125___This posting was submitted with HTML in it___
Re: OT: Try this out... Null ADM:Friday Humour
Title: RE: OT: Try this out... Null ADM:Friday Humour ** Daniel: That must have been fun to troubleshoot. BTW, where is our usual Friday Humor? I know it was not MY turn to provide it. James McKenzie From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Friday, October 13, 2006 2:00 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: OT: Try this out... Null ADM:Friday Humour ** I once worked with an organization that accidentally instead of sending all email that had no valid recipient to NUL, they sent it to Null. As it turned out, there was a very upset Nancy Null trying to figure out where all this spam email was coming from. . Daniel __20060125___This posting was submitted with HTML in it___
Re: OT: Try this out... Friday Humour
** I just got this one this morning: -- How Smart Is Your Right Foot? This is so funny that it will boggle your mind. And you will keep trying it at least 50 more times to see if you can outsmart your foot. But you can't. 1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles with it. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number 6 in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change directions. I told you so...And there is nothing you can do about it. Make sure you pass this on to your friends. They won't be able to do it either. -- Thad Argue for your limitations, and sure enough, they're yours.-- Richard Bach McKenzie, James J C-E LCMC HQISEC/L3 [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent by: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) arslist@ARSLIST.ORG 10/13/2006 02:01 PM Please respond to arslist@ARSLIST.ORG To arslist@ARSLIST.ORG cc Subject Re: OT: Try this out... Null ADM:Friday Humour ** Daniel: That must have been fun to troubleshoot. BTW, where is our usual Friday Humor? I know it was not MY turn to provide it. James McKenzie From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Friday, October 13, 2006 2:00 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: OT: Try this out... Null ADM:Friday Humour ** I once worked with an organization that accidentally instead of sending all email that had no valid recipient to NUL, they sent it to Null. As it turned out, there was a very upset Nancy Null trying to figure out where all this spam email was coming from. . Daniel __20060125___This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ ***IMPORTANT NOTICE: This communication, including any attachment, contains information that may be confidential or privileged, and is intended solely for the entity or individual to whom it is addressed. If you are not the intended recipient, you should delete this message and are hereby notified that any disclosure, copying, or distribution of this message is strictly prohibited. Nothing in this email, including any attachment, is intended to be a legally binding signature.*** __20060125___This posting was submitted with HTML in it___
Re: OT: Try this out... Friday Humour
Title: RE: OT: Try this out... Friday Humour ** Thad: You are so right James McKenzie L-3 GSI From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Thad Esser Sent: Friday, October 13, 2006 2:06 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: OT: Try this out... Friday Humour ** I just got this one this morning: -- How Smart Is Your Right Foot? This is so funny that it will boggle your mind. And you will keep trying it at least 50 more times to see if you can outsmart your foot. But you can't. 1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles with it. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number 6 in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change directions. I told you so...And there is nothing you can do about it. Make sure you pass this on to your friends. They won't be able to do it either. -- Thad __20060125___This posting was submitted with HTML in it___
Re: OT: Try this out... Friday Humour
** Depends on how slow you draw the 6 in the air, or maybe I'm not normal (there said it before anyone else grin) You can also draw the 6 clockwise (I know people that make their 6s that way. Start at the top left of the circle part of the 6 and make the circle clockwise. When you get to the starting point continue upward to make the top.) Fred From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Thad EsserSent: Friday, October 13, 2006 4:06 PMTo: arslist@ARSLIST.ORGSubject: Re: OT: Try this out... Friday Humour ** I just got this one this morning: -- How Smart Is Your Right Foot?This is so funny that it will boggle your mind. And you will keeptrying it at least 50 more times to see if you can outsmart your foot.But you can't.1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor andmake clockwise circles with it.2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with yourright hand. Your foot will change directions.I told you so...And there is nothing you can do about it. Make sure youpass this on to your friends. They won't be able to do it either.-- Thad"Argue for your limitations, and sure enough, they're yours."-- Richard Bach __20060125___This posting was submitted with HTML in it___
Re: OT: Try this out... Friday Humour
** Very interesting :-) Joe. - Original Message From: "McKenzie, James J C-E LCMC HQISEC/L3" [EMAIL PROTECTED]To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORGSent: Friday, October 13, 2006 5:14:27 PMSubject: Re: OT: Try this out... Friday Humour** Thad: You are so right James McKenzie L-3 GSI From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Thad Esser Sent: Friday, October 13, 2006 2:06 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: OT: Try this out... Friday Humour ** I just got this one this morning: -- How Smart Is Your Right Foot? This is so funny that it will boggle your mind. And you will keep trying it at least 50 more times to see if you can outsmart your foot. But you can't. 1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles with it. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change directions. I told you so...And there is nothing you can do about it. Make sure you pass this on to your friends. They won't be able to do it either. -- Thad __20060125___This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ __20060125___This posting was submitted with HTML in it___
