Whatever happened to...?

2003-03-27 Thread Johnna Teare
...very disturbingly, when you type 'Bob Brenchley' into google, the first
option it give you is titled 'Animal Abuse'. I often thought many things of
the man, but never that...!

So what ever happened to the Big Bad Bob? And where is samsboss and Bill
Ritman (how original)?

Just thought i'd liven the list up for a second.

Johnna

Saddam Coupe - for some people still, a weapon of mass debation.



RE: Moment of truth

2003-01-15 Thread Johnna Teare
Might as well join in...

> 1) Do you have an actual Sam Coupe:

Not anymore :-(

> 2) Does it work?
> 3) Do you still use it?

Very rarely, by emulator.

> 4) How many bits of sam software have you got?

Loads - most of the commercial games, every fred and a load of other stuff
(SAM Supp, SCAC etc)

> 5) Do you still actively seek new sam bits and pieces?

No, although I'm interested in what is released

> 6) Would you buy a new game for the sam coupe if the price was right?

No

> 7) What price would be right if you would?
> 8) Would you develop a title for the sam still?

Loads of cacky SCADS games left unfinished in my disc box somewhere - that
was the extent of my 'programming knowledge'

> 9) Would you help develop a title for the sam?

If it was ideas, fine. Anything technical and I'm lost.

> 10) Do you think that all the work put in to keep the sam alive is a waste
> of time?

Probably, but it's nice that people still care and great to see people still
getting use out of the SAM. Nowt wrong with hobbies, as others have said.

> 11) if yes to 10 then why?

peacelovekisses
___
Johnna Teare

w: www.johnnateare.co.uk
e: [EMAIL PROTECTED]



RE: SAA1099P

2003-01-14 Thread Johnna Teare
Tell me that that is a made up name... ;)

> > Thank you
> > Spencer Gaylord
> > Account Manager



RE: Announcement - Sam Revival 3 out now!

2003-01-02 Thread Johnna Teare
> It's worth reading and nice to see Ledbury doing good
> stuff again, rather than getting overly insensitive on the mailing list ;)
> But I digress...

Overly insensitive? OVERLY INSENSITIVE?

I've had it with this list - f*ck the lot of you, i'm unsubbing tonight, and
you'll never hear from me again.



;-)


RE: Announcement - Sam Revival 3 out now!

2003-01-01 Thread Johnna Teare
A walk-thru for Manic Miner...?!

Erm...collect all the keys and head for the exit?

:-)

-Original Message-
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Behalf Of Colin Piggot
Sent: 01 January 2003 00:00
To: sam-users@nvg.ntnu.no
Subject: Announcement - Sam Revival 3 out now!


Issue three of Sam Revival is out now!

Another packed issue of Sam Revival! In this issue is my own feature article
entitled 'Sam In A Can'. This has been my own pet project for several months
now - this is a where I have taken a Sam motherboard and fitted it into a
slim
case along with a lot of extra hardware fitted internally (Quazar Surround
soundcard, PC Keyboard interface, Serial Mouse Interface, disk drive and a
hard
drive!). I don't want to spoil this article so I will say no more - check it
out
in the magazine!.

Other articles include part 3 of Adrian Brown's coding column. This time
round
he takes a look at starting the coding structure for a game, such as double
buffering screens, keyboard reading and interrupt handling and is complete
with
source code. The hints and tips section has the first part for a full
walkthrough for Manic Miner with all the behind the scenes info and snippets
of
gossip from when it was being made way back in 1990-91. Another article
looks at
the improvements in the latest version of B-DOS.

Subscriber's issues have already been sent out so if they haven't already
arrived you should have them in a day or two.

Sam Revival is released bi-monthly, and costs £2 per issue (or 3.75 euro for
international readers). Subscriptions are available for £5 for three issues.
(10
euros internationally). Issue four will be released in February.

Colin Piggot

Quazar : Hardware, Software, Spares and Repairs for the Sam
Website: http://www.quazar.clara.net/sam/
Issue Three of "Sam Revival" Magazine Out Now !



RE: johnna strikes back

2002-11-05 Thread Johnna Teare
thanx!!

-Original Message-
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Behalf Of f-k-nose
Sent: 05 November 2002 00:43
To: sam-users@nvg.ntnu.no
Subject: Re: johnna strikes back



- Original Message -
From: "Johnna Teare" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: 
Sent: Tuesday, November 05, 2002 12:42 AM
Subject: RE: johnna strikes back


> that's helpful!
>
> johnna
>
> -Original Message-
> From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Behalf Of f-k-nose
> Sent: 05 November 2002 00:04
> To: sam-users@nvg.ntnu.no
> Subject: Re: johnna strikes back
>
>
> - Original Message -
> From: "Johnna Teare" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> To: 
> Sent: Tuesday, November 05, 2002 12:00 AM
> Subject: johnna strikes back
>
>
> > hey guys
> >
> > not been on here for an age
> >
> > do we still have a message archive?
> >
> > or is somebody going to update me and let me know what's happening in
the
> > world of sam these days?
> >
> > cheers in advance
> >
> > johnna
>
> The best sam magazine has just launched its second issue
>

sorry - this will help

www.quazar.clara.net/sam






RE: johnna strikes back

2002-11-05 Thread Johnna Teare
that's helpful!

johnna

-Original Message-
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Behalf Of f-k-nose
Sent: 05 November 2002 00:04
To: sam-users@nvg.ntnu.no
Subject: Re: johnna strikes back


- Original Message - 
From: "Johnna Teare" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: 
Sent: Tuesday, November 05, 2002 12:00 AM
Subject: johnna strikes back


> hey guys
> 
> not been on here for an age
> 
> do we still have a message archive?
> 
> or is somebody going to update me and let me know what's happening in the
> world of sam these days?
> 
> cheers in advance
> 
> johnna

The best sam magazine has just launched its second issue

 




johnna strikes back

2002-11-05 Thread Johnna Teare
hey guys

not been on here for an age

do we still have a message archive?

or is somebody going to update me and let me know what's happening in the
world of sam these days?

cheers in advance

johnna



adios

2002-03-31 Thread Johnna Teare
off to greece, land of the no-email

unsubbing, so rest in peace 4 a bit

xx

johnna


RE: Please remove

2002-03-12 Thread Johnna Teare
Sadly the SAM scene has been plagued down the years by people who want to
debate the fine print and small details whilst the big picture dissapears
down the river.

Anyway, I've had a change of heart. I think the people who are holding on
dearly to copyrights for games over ten years old are neing quite astute.
The way I see it is this - nobody wants the Medal Of Honor or Black and
White's of this world anymore. They resent paying £10 for Deus Ex on budget
when for only £5 more they can buy Mind Games 1 or SAM Strikes Out.

In fact, the PC, as I see it, is dead! All those businesses are tired of
paying huge licences to Microsoft and are going to abandon using Windows
2000 and Office and instead run all their applications from SAM Basic, using
Outwrite for their letters and SC_DTP for their presentations.

Who needs networking? We've got the RS232 connector, ever reliable I'm sure
you'll agree.

Yes yes, hold on to them games, hold on. Keep them all locked away and keep
the SAM market to the little closed shop it has always been.

This topic is dead, admittedly, but at least we stirred some interest on the
list for a bit. In the mean time, if anybody has any SAM .dsk images they
want to zip up and email to me so I can sit and break all the copyright laws
in the world from the comfort of my own bedroom, please do. I've got a few
lying around somewhere, so perhaps we could start some kind of rebellion and
eventually overthrow the evil rulers that try and stop us playing Manic
Miner in 16 colours.

The stupid thing about the entire debate really is that much of the SAM
market that is still alives thrives outside of the UK where copright control
is somewhat less than perfectly observed.

---

On another note, Colin MacD's SAM History is, I'm sure, STILL hugely
interesting and would, no doubt stir up some good debate on this list. Any
chance of a few leaks here and there Colin, or are oyu waiting for all the
protagonists to die first, like in the JFK murder case??!?!?!

---

and finally, anyone know what Alan and Bruce are doing now after all these
years? Anyone still in touch? Did they ever get back into the pc industry
again?

---

Enough from me for now. Take it easy

Johnna

-Original Message-
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Behalf Of Fred Bloggs
Sent: 12 March 2002 12:36
To: sam-users@nvg.ntnu.no
Subject: Re: Please remove


The list has cooled Johnna, only because we seem intent on musing over the
finer points of copyright law. All very interesting as I'm sure you'll
agree


>From: "Johnna Teare" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>Reply-To: sam-users@nvg.ntnu.no
>To: 
>Subject: Please remove
>Date: Mon, 11 Mar 2002 22:25:39 -
>
>The list has cooled...
>
>Just a quick thought - if anybody is updating their SAM websites in the
>next
>few millenium, please remove any links to anything that I once had up on
>the
>web. It's now all gone and it won't be going back up.
>
>The sites were located at the following:
>
>www.yi.com/home/TeareJohnna
>
>www.theunstoppablesexmachine.freeserve.co.uk
>
>www.johnnateare.co.uk
>
>Only a very minor thing, I know, but I'd be greatful thanks.
>
>Cheers,
>
>Johnna
>




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Please remove

2002-03-11 Thread Johnna Teare
The list has cooled...

Just a quick thought - if anybody is updating their SAM websites in the next
few millenium, please remove any links to anything that I once had up on the
web. It's now all gone and it won't be going back up.

The sites were located at the following:

www.yi.com/home/TeareJohnna

www.theunstoppablesexmachine.freeserve.co.uk

www.johnnateare.co.uk

Only a very minor thing, I know, but I'd be greatful thanks.

Cheers,

Johnna



RE: In response to Fred

2002-03-09 Thread Johnna Teare
Groan!

So Ledbury is making another pantomime dame exit! (He'll be back, he always
is!)

The ongoing argument was not unpleasany and I have to stand with FredBloggs
on much of it. I'm not saying that we should all get a load of freebies, or
that people should be forced to relinquish their stand on copyright, merely
that if there was more available SAM software for download, this scene would
be much more interested than it is.

Instead, we get petty feud's like the one that has developed here over the
last two nights.

Still, the list gets some action at least!

I'm off to play my 'illegal' spectrum cloned atic atac now. Won't answer the
door just in case you lot have phoned old Pc plod!

Johnna

-Original Message-
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Behalf Of David
Sent: 09 March 2002 00:04
To: sam-users@nvg.ntnu.no
Subject: Re: In response to Fred



- Original Message -
From: "Andrew Collier" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: 
Sent: Friday, March 08, 2002 10:33 PM
Subject: Re: In response to Fred
> Who the hell are you to say that Persona are wrong to try to raise money
> for charity* out of their software?
>

Thanks Andrew

As the company around here is far from pleasent these days - I'm pissing off
:(

I hope Gavin can get something sorted soon ... otherwise, Colin, please feel
free to get the ball rolling if nothing comes by the end of next month.

Bye to any real Sam owners... and to any of the Clones hanging on this list!





RE: Virus Alert!

2002-03-07 Thread Johnna Teare
shit - sorry everyone. I've been getting this flung at me for weeks and
having to delete it all the time. Never figured it was me dishing it out!

Anybody know a decent virus killer?

(humble, and quiet!)

Johnna

-Original Message-
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Behalf Of Simon Owen
Sent: 07 March 2002 22:51
To: sam-users@nvg.ntnu.no
Subject: Virus Alert!
Importance: High


H...  Did everyone else just get the Snowhite and the Seven Dwarfs
virus from the list?!  Naturally, DON'T open the attachment!

The mail headers seem to indicate it came from Johnna Teare's system...

Si




RE: Games

2002-03-07 Thread Johnna Teare
yup - infact with MAME you can play the original arcade game! crazy!

This whole argument was ALMOST relevant about five years ago when things in
the SAM scene were still going, but even the biggest optimist would have to
admit that the thing is dead dead dead now. Maybe Colin Piggot makes a few
pennies out of it, but I'm more convinced he does it for the love of the
scene (and more power to him!).

But old games on an old machine have NO commercial value and trying to
restrict their use only kills off what is already a dead dido dodo of a
scene already.

If somebody new came to me today and wanted to find out more about the SAM,
what could I 'legally' show them?

Jack spratt all.

The entire SAM scene was badly managed by a few people who were made into
'mini celebrities' because they were able to cobble together crappy games
and make a couple of hundred quid out of them and they are still trying to
scrape the last few pence out of it.

Give it up. All the good SAM coders have gone on to bigger and better things
and still work in the industry and all the crap ones who tagged on 16 colour
splodges of mess onto a Spectrum Basic program and tried to sell it to us
(whilst all our friends had Amiga's) for £15 are still there trying to play
'Mr Big' still.

The best game ever made for the SAM was Defender, and Chris gave that away,
on the internet, for NOTHING.

Now THAT is what I call promoting the SAM scene, not hanging on to the
rights for bodged spectrum games and wierd puzzle games from Eastern Europe
with irritating soundtracks.

And now, I shall rest!

see you around

Johnna

-Original Message-
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Behalf Of Fred Bloggs
Sent: 07 March 2002 22:47
To: sam-users@nvg.ntnu.no
Subject: RE: Games


The only reason you're getting animated is because it's stupid. You can
download Robot Monsters for the spectrum (and a few others I'll wager) for
nothing, but when you try to do the same for the SAM version you're told
you'll have to pay!

And when you try to contact Gav, the website www.samcommunity.org is down!!!


>From: "Johnna Teare" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>Reply-To: sam-users@nvg.ntnu.no
>To: 
>Subject: RE: Games
>Date: Thu, 7 Mar 2002 22:44:25 -
>
>I appreciate that you said Gav could do something with the games you have a
>hold over, but as you rightly say that was one year ago.
>
>Time for a rethink maybe?
>
>(why am I getting so animated about all this - I don't even CARE about the
>SAM anymore!)
>
>-Original Message-
>From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>Behalf Of David Ledbury
>Sent: 07 March 2002 21:52
>To: sam-users@nvg.ntnu.no
>Subject: Re: Games
>
>
>Well tell Gavin to pull his finger out.
>
>He was granted permission around 8 - 12 months ago...
>
>David
>
>
>
>




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RE: Games

2002-03-07 Thread Johnna Teare
I appreciate that you said Gav could do something with the games you have a
hold over, but as you rightly say that was one year ago.

Time for a rethink maybe?

(why am I getting so animated about all this - I don't even CARE about the
SAM anymore!)

-Original Message-
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Behalf Of David Ledbury
Sent: 07 March 2002 21:52
To: sam-users@nvg.ntnu.no
Subject: Re: Games


Well tell Gavin to pull his finger out.

He was granted permission around 8 - 12 months ago...

David






RE: Games

2002-03-07 Thread Johnna Teare
but thery're not are they?

and there doesn't seem to be any sign that they ever will be.

so WHY won't people give up the ghost and let some sam games out on ftp
sites so that people like myself who spent so much time and money on our old
friend can relive the glory days.

I've got nearly all the original games hiding in an atic somewhere and I
can't be bothered to go and get them and .dsk them up to play them.

so i forget about sam and play someting on MAME or something.

copyright counts for bullshit now for a computer that is nearly 15 years
old. Fair enough, new games that Colin Piggot has written are not fair game
for distribution, but really old shit like sam strikes out wasn't worth £15
when it was released, so what value does it have now???

Because there are such stupid restrictions on sam games bieng left on ftp
sites, we have a list with NO new input and NOTHING to say that hasn't
already been said.

And our little machine lies dead in the gutter.

Am I right? (You're not wrong!)

-Original Message-
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Behalf Of David Ledbury
Sent: 07 March 2002 21:28
To: sam-users@nvg.ntnu.no
Subject: Re: Games



Available to purchase from SAM Community.

Money of which going to charity.

NOT available for download!

David






RE: re :- PAYPAL for auctions, a warning

2002-01-17 Thread Johnna Teare
may i suggest...

www.nochex.com

used them for ages, no probs. As long as you have a debit card and a bank
account, you're in. 99p per transaction, but quite useful.

Cheers

Johnna

-Original Message-
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Behalf Of Dean Woodyatt
Sent: 17 January 2002 03:38
To: 'sam-users@nvg.ntnu.no'
Subject: RE: re :- PAYPAL for auctions, a warning


no idea really what else to use, i'm going to do a bit of a lookup tonight,

just do a general search on paypal and   fraud or even
fraudulant  or this  fraudulent
and see the 1000's of pages that come up in google.

like yourself i believed that i was protected thru paypal, but nope, no
comeback on them whatsoever, and others have lost many $1000's

and paypal is completley different from cheques, postal orders and cash,

if they send any of the above as payment, its yours, cheques clear after 4
days!, and its legally your money.
paypal can (and does) withhold transactions many weeks after payment!, so
even if you think the money is yours it isnt. the only thing you can do is
take out the cash immediatley and then when paypal removes the money from
your bank / credit card claim it back from them.

this company really is a bit dodgy to say the least

Dean




> -Original Message-
> From: Andrew Collier [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Sent: Thursday, January 17, 2002 11:12 AM
> To:   sam-users@nvg.ntnu.no
> Subject:  re :- PAYPAL for auctions, a warning
>
> On Thu, 17 Jan 2002, Dean Woodyatt wrote:
>
> > Having recently been scammed for $300 (thru paypal) for a payment on an
> ebay
> > auction, i did a little digging and came up with this
> >
> > www.paypalwarning.com
> >
> > so i'd recommend not to use 'em!
>
> And what do you suggest instead?
>
> PayPal is in many ways no different to sending a cheque, postal order, or
> cash. If the seller scams you, you wouldn't blame the post office for
> selling
> you the postal order, so why is PayPal any different? If you don't trust
> the
> seller, then pay extra for an escrow service.
>
> The only method of payment that gives you any comeback would be a credit
> card, and chances are that an ebay seller wouldn't have the means to
> accept a
> credit card payment.
>
> Andrew
>
> --
>  ---   Andrew Collier   
>    http://mnemotech.ucam.org/ ---
> --
> r<2+ T<4* cSEL dMS hEn/CB 1.1.4



FW: Mail delivery failed: returning message to sender

2001-11-22 Thread Johnna Teare
just downloaded 44 messages, mainly realted to this repeat prob.

i am unsubbing for now.

if anybody would be good enough to let me know when things are back to
normal

if not, i doubt i'd miss much!!! this list is dead dead dead these days.

where's SAMSON progrssing? (snigger!)

later

johnna




mess

2001-03-31 Thread Johnna Teare
Check this url out...

http://mess.emuverse.com/

It's a multi-machine emulator and claims to emulate the Sam. Anybody know
anything about it? Or whos behind it?

l8r

Johnna



RE: Memory Lane

2001-02-28 Thread Johnna Teare
The original unautorised relase - Mr Pac - was much more fuin, even though
it was the exact same game. But just BECAUSE it was Pac Man on SAM it made
it all the better.

I sometimes wish some of the SAM authors (and sometimes people here on this
list) would take more of a risk with their titles - why not release Mr Pac?
Why change the name? Which company is realisticly going to sue a tiny game
manufacturer selling perhaps thirty or forty copies of a game when the court
costs alone could outwiegh the costs that could be gained by contesting a
legal action?

Similarly, why not just copy World of Spectrum by publishing EVERYTHING that
wa smade for teh SAm on a website for downloads, and taking it down when
asked by the authors. You may call me disrespectful to the original authors,
but what's the point in holding hth ecopyright to software in a market where
there is no money to be made anyway? Surely better to give the whole lot
away and keep this feeble SAM scene going?

I've been arguing this for years, and I get the usual private email abuse
for suggesting it - so go on, do your worst!

Johnna

{ -Original Message-
{ From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
{ Behalf Of Matthew J Craven
{ Sent: 27 February 2001 21:34
{ To: sam-users@nvg.ntnu.no
{ Subject: Re: Memory Lane
{
{
{ Hey Guys,
{
{ What about bulgulators?
{
{ --Matt.
{



RE: Memory Lane

2001-02-28 Thread Johnna Teare
Aley said...

{ > Craft is also good.
{ > But why do I have it at home, when Revelation never sold it?
{ > "Copyright 1992 Revelation. by E.S.I./Kassoft" I wonder how this is
{ > possible. I'm affraid it is some beta version.???
{ >
{
{ Easy.
{
{ You have a pirate copy (don't worry! I won't sue!) of the version that
{ Maciej sent to Revelation (the real one - not bobs "revelation") which i
{ was - this was never contracted to SAMCo.
{

Correct me if I'm wrong but my copy also read 'copyright Revelation
software' but was not a pirate version - in fact i think it might have been
sent to me as a review copy - so perhaps this is how you got yours Aley.

The SAM scene was rife with pirating anyway, so any attempt to sue would not
stand a chance ! It is only Bob who has ever pretended to make a living out
of it, and when it came to sellgin pirate copies of softwae he was the
biggest culprit of them all.

Not that piratig software is necessarilt the right thing to do. But just
that asking 15 quid for a game that you could get in the Amiga PD library
for a quid always seemed like unrealistic - if the games were a bit cheaper
maybe those who did copy games would have been more incliined to buy them.

{ I dealt with Kassoft directly on it after SAMCo's demise.
{
{ Oh, and contrary to Bob's accusation of my "stealing information from
{ SAMCo's filing cabinets" - I got his contact details via the man
{ who ran SAM
{ Paper diskzine.
{

Bob  just got a strop on cos he couldnt own the whole SAM world. So what if
you did get an address from SAMCo (which I dont belive you did, i must
add) - surely he's just pissed off because he didn't have the common sense
to do it anyway, and if he had made the programmers a better offer then they
would have signed to his Rvelation label. The man was a cry baby who sulked
whenever he never got his own way and for all the good he did for SAM (and
he did do some) he did as much damage with his tantrums and name calling.

If I'm a little verbose tonight it's because that good old English bloke
Sven has just led our team to a 3-0 win. Come on the boys!

Johnna



RE: Memory Lane

2001-02-27 Thread Johnna Teare
{No, the one I was most
{ disappointed in
{ was Legend of Eshan. It sounded *so* cool and I was *so* looking
{ forward to
{ it and I read mainly great reviews of it (apart from one of the SAM2SAM
{ pair)

Erm..yeah. That would have been me! Never got to grips with it, and gave up
trying after a while. Still, I was like that with Lords of Midnight too, so
maybe it's just me ?!

{
{ Gavin


Johnna



Memory Lane

2001-02-27 Thread Johnna Teare
Love the new WinCoupe - made me take a trip down memory lane today and play
some old SAM games.

Sphera is still as terrible as it always was. Bit like a demo with a small
game bolted on.

Which got me thinking - what was the WORST commercial SAM game? I played
Vegetable Vacation loads of times because it looked so damned good, but i
dont ever remember enjoying it!

Any opinions?



Memory Lane

2001-02-27 Thread Johnna Teare
Love the new WinCoupe - made me take a trip down memory lane today and play
some old SAM games.

Sphera is still as terrible as it always was. Bit like a demo with a small
game bolted on.

Which got me thinking - what was the WORST commercial SAM game? I played
Vegetable Vacation loads of times because it looked so damned good, but i
dont ever remember enjoying it!

Any opinions?



RE: [OT] Pass it on, spread it around

2001-02-19 Thread Johnna Teare
BUt in your world Frode, technology and its potential benefits would only be
available to the knowledgable. It is wrong to say that only people who
understand how cars work should drive them - technolody is for everyone, and
it is up tot he more knowlegable people to try and educate others, or to use
their knowledge to try and stop the accidents / viruses in teh first place.

my 2 cents - sorry its off topic!

Johnna

{ -Original Message-
{ From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
{ Behalf Of Frode Tenneboe
{ Sent: 19 February 2001 14:10
{ To: sam-users@nvg.ntnu.no
{ Subject: RE: [OT] Pass it on, spread it around
{
{
{ On Mon, 19 Feb 2001 12:53:38 - "Simon Owen"
{ <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
{
{ This is way OF, but it has been eating mu chest for long so this
{ seemed like a good a forum as anything... :)
{
{ > Whoa!!!  Nobody _deserves_ it, especially when most people affected will
{ > just not understand the risks - not everyone is as
{ knowledgeable as _you_!
{
{ I don't expect everybody to know how to fix their car, but I do
{ expect that they don't bump into me, wreck other peoples cars and
{ properties and kill other people. It has to do with general awareness
{ and ability to cope with the tool you have been equiped with.
{
{ If you can't do that, you should not drive a car!
{
{ > > It is like when a little child put fingers on a hot cooker.
{ > > I hope all childs on internet won't do this again.
{ >
{ > It's not just children that open them...
{
{ If my boss, my SO, my mother or my brother ever opened such a file,
{ I would laugh him/her in the face and mumble "I told you so". :)
{ Well, not if it was my mother, but the only computer she has ever
{ used was a ZX Spectrum. :)
{
{  -Frode
{
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RE: New footy game

2001-02-06 Thread Johnna Teare
Top tip for Football League Manager was to sell virtually all of your team
( I think you could play with about four players) - you'll finish bottom for
the first season, but then you'll be able to buy some class a few years
later and climb up the league steadily.

Or you could press ESCape and find the variables to change, a la Footy
Director 2. It's a pity the SAM was never used to write a proper footy
management game because with 512k of ram it could have chucked the old
numbers around easily - our own Championship Manager. And perhaps we could
even defy convention by writing one in code rather than BASIC. Would SAM C
not help here?

Johnna

{ -Original Message-
{ From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
{ Behalf Of Gavin Smith
{ Sent: 06 February 2001 02:51
{ To: sam-users@nvg.ntnu.no
{ Subject: Re: New footy game
{
{
{ on 2/5/01 6:37 PM, Johnna Teare at [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
{
{ > From what I remember, Football League Manager was quite a
{ seller on the SAM
{ > and it certainly went down well with the punters so this is
{ probably a good
{ > idea. Was it Dave Handley that wrote it? Are you still on here Dave?
{
{ It was Dave Handley, yeah. He also did a nice Little Computer People type
{ demo on Fred once - I think I wrote in, asking if he'd do a full
{ version but
{ sadly it never happened. *sniff* Was it just me or was FLM bloody hard
{ though? I think I only got promoted once or twice before I gave up. And
{ every time the ball got near the goal,  you could change your tactics to
{ attack and you'd be more likely to score - similarly you could change to
{ defence every time your opponents got near your goal. I was still
{ kack at it
{ though. Played Football Director 2 far more, even though it was a damn
{ Speccy game.
{
{ Gavin
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New footy game

2001-02-05 Thread Johnna Teare
>From what I remember, Football League Manager was quite a seller on the SAM
and it certainly went down well with the punters so this is probably a good
idea. Was it Dave Handley that wrote it? Are you still on here Dave?

Was any progress ever made on that Kick-Off stlye game that Fred were
motting around a few years ago? I know it'd hardly be FIFA these days, but
it would be nice to see the demo of it or something.

Just my 2p.


{ -Original Message-
{ From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
{ Behalf Of [EMAIL PROTECTED]
{ Sent: 05 February 2001 07:28
{ To: sam-users@nvg.ntnu.no
{ Subject: Re: SC 6 nearly ready
{
{
{ im thinking of writing a football management game for the SAM but i`m not
{ sure how popular it will be. If you want i will send a demo in a few weeks
{
{ all the best
{
{ Andy
{



RE: Where are YOU now?

2001-01-25 Thread Johnna Teare
yawn yawn yawn - any chance of playing this out in private folks?

{ -Original Message-
{ From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] 
{ [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of Aley Keprt
{ Sent: 25 January 2001 10:32
{ To: sam-users@nvg.ntnu.no
{ Subject: Re: Where are YOU now?
{ 
{ 
{ 
{ 
{ > On Thu, 25 Jan 2001 08:45:44 +0100 "Aley Keprt" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
{ wrote:
{ > >
{ > > You shouldn't rely on "disk error = all data lost".
{ > > I had a disk error, and I lost only one sector in one logical drive.
{ > > It depends on what kind of disk error you encounter.
{ >
{ > Disk error != disk crash.
{ >
{ > > As I wrote, if whole disk goes away at once, it can be 
{ repaired without
{ data
{ > > loss, since it's only in electronics.
{ >
{ > Please, Aley!
{ >
{ > How many enterprise disk systems have you encountered? How many hard
{ drives
{ > have you handled from SOL to EOL?
{ >
{ > A disk crash does not always depend on electronics. You may 
{ have a failure
{ in
{ > one arm which tears the entire disk apart, oil spills from the spindle,
{ failure
{ > of the spindle and even failure of the file system (at least two times
{ > this has happened with NT).
{ >
{ > And even if you send it away for a data extraction - do you 
{ have any idea
{ > what this costs?
{ 
{ Depends on who does it...
{ 
{ >
{ >  -Frode
{ >
{ 
{ 


RE: A little bit of history...repeating

2000-12-31 Thread Johnna Teare
VCD's?! Sounds interesting. What I'm after is a program that can write text
and music to a VCD to use as Karaoke discs (my new job!). The alternative,
CD+G seems to be a little PC unfriendly.

So if anybody has any idea how I can mak emy own VCD's using perhaps
something like PowerPoint to make the graphics and a WAV file for the music,
let me know.

And a happy new year to everybody as well whilst I'm here!

Cheers,
Johnna

-Original Message-
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Behalf Of Dave Whitmore
Sent: 31 December 2000 03:49
To: sam-users@nvg.ntnu.no
Subject: Re: A little bit of history...repeating


On Sun, 31 Dec 2000 03:33:42 - Sun, 31 Dec 00 03:39:38 GMT, "David
L" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
>Good on you! At least you've got some great telly on at the mo :)

What am I missing?! Jesus, I've been sat here trying to suss the
intricacies of making VCDs all night and missing out on TV.

>> That half litre of
>> Whisky is doing the business though, so it shouldn't be too long b4 I
>> collapse. :-)
>
>Best medicene!

Probably, but as long as I can still spell, I'm not getting there.

>> >IRC anyone? undernet, channel #samusers  ??
>>
>> Bugger.. I haven't installed MIRC... Oh well. Another time maybe.
>
>Darn well, would have been nice eh?

Aye, never mind.

>> Happy New Year (for tomorrow) everybody.
>>
>> Dave
>
>And happy new centuary from me too...!

Why is it that /some/ people insist that 2001 is the beginning of a
new century. Please explain the logic behind this argument, and tell
me why most of the world celebrated it last year?

Probably getting there (pour another... please forgive this rubbish -
sober people) - Dave





A little bit of history...repeating

2000-12-30 Thread Johnna Teare
it seems a bit like tempting an argument here, but i was just wondering what
ever happened to Bob Brenchley, the missing sam clocks, West Coast
Computers, the proposed 3D sam game by Colin Piggot, WinCoupe's relaunch and
the rest of it.

If anybody has any of the latest news, let me know coz I've just gone all
nostalgic for some reason.

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SAM Coupe on eBay

2000-12-20 Thread Johnna Teare
Just thought I'd post this - a sam on ebay for those that were looking.

Described as 'utterly useless' - I'm sure some of the staunch SAM defenders
would have a few things to say about that!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1202752258

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RE: [Off topic] Online ordering]

2000-11-30 Thread Johnna Teare
Gav,

missed the original post, but cant u use ccnow? I know they put their prices
in dollars, but the system can still be operated from the UK end of things -
i know a mate of mine uses it to sell his band cd's over the internet.

Just a thought.

Johnna



RE: Goodbyeeee!

2000-10-25 Thread Johnna Teare
How nice to see that after seven months away from this list, nothing has
changed.

I return, and everybody is fighting still! No wonder we hold together as a
community so well!

So, whats new then? And where can I get the latest SimCoupe from? And what's
happening with the latest SAM games? Tell me tell me tell me!



Byee

2000-05-12 Thread Johnna Teare
See you all another time - have fun with SAM and try and keep the little blue
footed baby alive.

I'm off to get a suntan. If you see a poor english bloke in Greece, chuck him
a few pennies!

Peace, Love and Kisses...
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Re: Lost games

1999-10-12 Thread Johnna Teare
On 11 Oct 99, at 14:50, Gavin Smith wrote:

> Aley Keprt wrote:
> > 
> > I have F16 Playable demo on DSK.
> > Does someone really want this stuff?
> 
> Yes indeedy! If you could email it to me *off the list* I'd be ever so
> grateful! Or can you stick it on NVG or somewhere we can all get at it?
> Pleasy weasy?

Me too. Please.

Cheers...

> 
> Gavin
> 


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Re: What The Hell Is Going On?

1999-10-10 Thread Johnna Teare


On 10 Oct 99, at 12:44, Andrew Collier wrote:

> At 12:15 pm +0100 10/10/99, Mr Samsboss wrote:
> 
> >My inbox gives me 48 messages from the SAM mailing list since Tuesday.
> >That looks about normal. What did everyone else get?
> 
> 138 - now sod off again, clone.

Steady. He was only asking.

> 
> Andrew
> 
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Re: Erk!

1999-10-09 Thread Johnna Teare


On 9 Oct 99, at 12:27, Johnna Teare wrote:

> That took me back...
> 
> ..to the days of who is west coast / SamSon / samsboss debates...

By mtaht I meant cas of th 100+ something dowloaded mails...

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Re: Erk!

1999-10-09 Thread Johnna Teare
That took me back...

..to the days of who is west coast / SamSon / samsboss debates...
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RE: Lost Games

1999-10-08 Thread Johnna Teare


On 8 Oct 99, at 15:33, Justin Skists wrote:

> There was a demo of SAM F16 on YS!?!?!?!?!?!?!
> 
> I'm sure I would've remembered that since I loved flight sims and the only
> YS I didn't get was the last one... (Or were there others?)
> 

It was on Crash - and I've sold all my tapes and mags on to 
someone ages ago.

But it must be out there somewhere. As far as I remember, you 
couldn't move it anyway, and it stopped after about five seconds...
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Re: SAM Community

1999-10-08 Thread Johnna Teare


On 5 Oct 99, at 22:26, David L wrote:

> I suppose it also reffers to the number of people who actually *bothered*
> to subscribe to SAM magazines... WHILE THEY STILL EXISTED!
> 

75 issues of Fred, 30+ issues of SAM Supp, SCAC, enceladus, 
newsdisk etc.

I think I've done my bit for the SAM.
 


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RE: SAM Community

1999-10-05 Thread Johnna Teare


On 5 Oct 99, at 9:08, David Laundon wrote:

> David L (not me!) wrote:
> >Looking forward to the next ish Gavin!!
> 
> Me too!
> 
> >(Yes - I'm one of the *TWO* on this list that could be bothered to
> >subscribe!)
> 
> Erm, *I* subscribed.  Does that make it three, or were you talking about
> me anyway?
> 
> David Laundon.


Well with the greatest respect, this is the first I've heard about it...
> 
> 


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Re: SAM Community

1999-10-01 Thread Johnna Teare


On 30 Sep 99, at 15:14, Gavin Smith wrote:

> It's 2
> quid for a year's membership, including 6 issues of the newsletter. If
> you're interested, drop me a mail off the list and I'll send you the
> address.
>

Right Gav - Sorry for not signing up earlier. Email me your address 
and trhe cheque'll be in the post.

There MUST be more than 30 active SAM users out there  - are we 
all not active SAM users merely by participating in this list...?
 
> Gavin
> 


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Re: SAM Community

1999-09-30 Thread Johnna Teare
Why don't you post a brief remit to this list? I'm interested, although 
sadly no longer active in the 'real' SAM world...

On 29 Sep 99, at 21:46, Gavin Smith wrote:

> The second issue of the SAM Community Newsletter will be mailed on
> Tuesday the 5th of October. Closing date for any news items is this
> Saturday (the 2nd) - all news items gratefully received! If you would like
> to find out more about the SAM Community (and there's only one or two
> members on this list sadly...), please email me. 
> 
> Gavin
> 


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Re: Finally

1999-09-29 Thread Johnna Teare


On 29 Sep 99, at 11:10, Nick Humphries wrote:

> I've always been an advocate of the Chris White Method (do things first,
> ask questions later), but I'm sure he'll take anything down if requested
> to by the copyright owner. It's the way The World Of Spectrum archive
> works. It's the way the YS Rock'n'Roll Years works. It _is_ the done
> thing.
> 
> Nick

It's the only chance the SAM has a any semblance of a future...
> 
> 
> 


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Making dsk / sad files

1999-09-26 Thread Johnna Teare
Right,I'm having bother using the SAD converter thingy.

  Couldanybody email me the original SAMDSK or point me to it at the 
ftp?

  Cheers.
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Re: Sam's worst ever game

1999-09-24 Thread Johnna Teare


On 22 Sep 99, at 17:03, Simon Cooke wrote:

> > This is where my girlfriend has problems with me. The pure
> > wiggling bit I'm fine at.
> >
> > But the timing and skill...
> 
> Just have a one-player game to increase your stamina beforehand, and then
> when you get into the game proper, listen for the audio cues...
> 
> Si
> 
> 

subscribe carry-on-sam-users

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Re: Sam's worst ever game

1999-09-23 Thread Johnna Teare


On 22 Sep 99, at 18:48, Maria Rookyard wrote:

> Oops, did I say "same old sh*te"? Of course what I really meant was "the
> usual high standard of interesting discussion" ;-)
> 
> It's nice to be back; anything exciting happened since the beginning of
> last month?

Three members havehad sex changes, we've all bought new 
computers and got rid of that heap of off-whit junk and we're now 
a list devoted to worshipping goats.

But apart from that, not much.

;-)
> 
> 
> Maria
> (glad to be back really!)
> 
> 
> 


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Re: Sam's worst ever game

1999-09-23 Thread Johnna Teare
And leave me alone for the goat thing.

I'm from the Isle of Man...
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RE: Sams worst game ever

1999-09-23 Thread Johnna Teare


On 22 Sep 99, at 10:40, Justin Skists wrote:

> I remember wanting to buy Atomic Robokid after playing the demo on a YS
> tape... I was hooked on it from playing it on an Arcade machine. Even
> though the demo was slow, I was hoping the full release was faster - it
> just never came along! :(
> 
> Then again, I wanted to buy it before I saw the demo...
> 
> You're right - I don't think I ever bought a game due to it's demo.

Prince Of Persia on the YS Megatape.

Surely the reason most people were convinced.

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Re: Sams worst game ever

1999-09-23 Thread Johnna Teare


On 22 Sep 99, at 10:07, Nick Humphries wrote:

> From: Chris White <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> 
> 
> [Prince Of Persia]
> 
> >But it did sell 1500+ Copies for Sam Co
> 
> 
> Hmmm... that's got me thinking... When SAMCo went down, Alan Miles put
> poor sofware sales down to putting demos on the NewsDisk - he complained
> that out of a user base of 1500, only five people ordered a copy of some
> shoot-em-up.
> 
> How many copies did he EXPECT to sell? What percentage of people usually
> buy games as a result of playing a demo?

I think the main point to be made was that the demos were pretty 
crap . Plasmoid (later to become Dyzonium) looked like a bad 
budget Speccy game. Great game maybe, but not anywhere near 
the class of DOFE to look at.

Then there was Vegetable Vaction...nuff said.

Batz n Ballz. Great game, but impossible to play without a mouse. 
Nobody i know can get past the demo on a keyboard or joystick.

Manic Miner - a demo that worked well. Enough to give you a taster 
- two levels - and made me go out and buy the games.


The simple fact is, if the games were worth buying, people bought 
them. But who wants to spend a tenner on stuff like Star Atlas 
(yes...I bought it!) and Splat when they can buy the same stuff 
(literally in the case of splat!) on teh speccy and run it under Lerm 
for less than £3.

I think I bought more stuff _because_ of seeing it on Newsdisk than 
anything else. Otherwise,  I would never have touched E Tracker, 
SCADs, SAS or the like.

> 
> Nick
> 
> 
> 
> 


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Re: Sam's worst ever game

1999-09-23 Thread Johnna Teare


On 21 Sep 99, at 23:07, Martin Fitzpatrick wrote:

> The
> canoeing was always the hardest bit.. after that it moved from being about
> pure wiggling and into timing & skill, which was beyond me...
> 

This is where my girlfriend has problems with me. The pure 
wiggling bit I'm fine at.

But the timing and skill...

> Fitz
> 
> 
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Re: Sam's worst ever game

1999-09-21 Thread Johnna Teare


On 21 Sep 99, at 19:41, Thomas Harte wrote:

> > STAX was fantastic - the best freebie game ever, save for Tetris.
> 
>  Anywhere I can get a copy?

FREd - forget the issue number ... (checks disk box) ...bugger - 
can't find it!

Remember Santa Goes Psycho? I loved that aswell!
> 
>   -Thomas
> 


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Re: Sam's worst ever game

1999-09-21 Thread Johnna Teare


On 21 Sep 99, at 15:05, Martin Fitzpatrick wrote:

> 
> 
> David L wrote:
> > 
> > > Ahh thats right :)...  Ahh.. the remeniscing :)  Them were the
> > > days... (etc. etc.)...  Who'd have thought it'd still be affecting my
> > > vocabulary today..  No wonder people give me weird looks sometimes
> > > when i say it.
> > 
> > All I can say to that is Wibble!
> 
> And another :)...  Hmm... It's quite amazing the effect this had on me as
> a child (and now it seems..).  I wonder how many new words they invented
> in their time..  Time for an investigation.
> 
> Anyway... what is columns?... Is it a bit like that thing on the game
> gear... urm.. whatever it was called?

Erm...columns?

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Re: Sam's worst ever game

1999-09-21 Thread Johnna Teare


On 20 Sep 99, at 23:42, Martin Fitzpatrick wrote:

> Btw. where did the whole fnar fnar thing come from?  In my head its a
> peculiarly 'Sam' thing (probably Fred, i can't imagine it being Format
> :o>)...  

Your Sinclair methinks. 

And zucchini to you too.
> 
> Hmph.
> 
> Martin Fitz
> 
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Re: Sam's worst ever game

1999-09-21 Thread Johnna Teare


On 20 Sep 99, at 14:19, Nick Humphries wrote:

> The best Columns game on the SAM was the one on one of the Arcadia disks -
> used to play that for hours, I think my longest game was about 1h 30...
> 

Wasn't that Coloris? iirc

> Nick
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 


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Re: Sam's worst ever game

1999-09-21 Thread Johnna Teare


On 20 Sep 99, at 13:25, Gavin Smith wrote:

> Most-hyped-game-that-turned-out-to-be-not-very-good goes to Legend of
> Eshan. 

Hurrah! Somebody who agrees with me. I remember reviewing this 
for SAM2Sam and giving it something like 9% and I got loads of 
stick for it.

Not the worst game ever, but the biggest disappointment.

Worst game...vegetable vacation...looks great, but nothing to play 
with...fnar...


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Re: Sam's worst ever game

1999-09-21 Thread Johnna Teare


On 20 Sep 99, at 13:38, Andrew Collier wrote:

 
> Another Columns clone STAX by Wayne Coles, which was much better...

STAX was fantastic - the best freebie game ever, save for Tetris.

> 
> Andrew
> 
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Re: The SCART socket

1999-09-12 Thread Johnna Teare


On 12 Sep 99, at 10:33, Dave Whitmore wrote:

> 
> There used to be loads of info about things like SCART in ye olde Sam
> Supplement. I wonder if Dave Tonks would have any objections to the lot
> going up on nvg? Is anyone in contact with him these days?

Didn't they have a website as one point? Can't remember if there 
were any issues up there though...but I seem to remember visitng 
it...
> 
> Dave
> 


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Re: Might be interested

1999-09-03 Thread Johnna Teare

> Now what confuses me is *how* they pay me.  They didn't ask for a credit
> card number, and only have my address (no way am I giving them my phone
> number... Ive was phoned by some weird American company once, and had a
> massive conversation where they tried to convince me that I'd really rung
> them and asked them to ring me... very strange).  
> 
> So... how *do* they pay me?

By cheque. Or check, as they say. It's supposedly posted on the 
20th of every month.

The whole thing sounds like a complete scam - but like all of Dick Dastardly's 
scams,
it might just work...Certainly the principle is no different to what Free ISP's 
do - giving 
you access whilst pluggin you full of stuff you don't need.

The 'contract' is up there somewhere:

http://www.sendmoreinfo.com/id/42361  

And really, as you can set a mail filter anyway, there's not a lot to 
lose.

> To make this marginally topical What are the pubs/clubs like in
> Gloucester/Quedgely this seems the nicest idea, since thats where all
> the shows were Though, then again, I've never been to Swansea :)... 
> But I somehow doubt much of Samdom will remain after 10 years :)

It was a while ago but...
I seem to remember an article in FRED (Colin M?) saying that you 
could still see the SAMCo sign as you pull into Swansea on the 
train.

Now _that_ would be a beer trophy!

 
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Re: Might be interested

1999-09-02 Thread Johnna Teare


On 1 Sep 99, at 22:56, Martin Fitzpatrick wrote:

> Johnna Teare wrote:
> > 
> > Just thought people might be interested in this...
> > 
> > Sounds a bit fishy, but if they stick to their agreement, it could earn
> > a couple of quid a month...
> 
> Yeh.. a bit fishy.  What confuses me is presumably it'll come through from
> one email address.  So all I need to do is sign up & then set me ISP to
> delete email from the account its coming from? I like this already. 
> Ok, that kinda defies the point of it, but yknow...

Exactly what I was thinking!

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Re: Might be interested

1999-09-01 Thread Johnna Teare
Before all the pedants on this list jump on my back...

http://www.sendmoreinfo.com/id/4236

That's the URL

And it's only 5 cents per email - but you could still run up quite a 
nice sum...just choose the right interest catagories...
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Might be interested

1999-09-01 Thread Johnna Teare
Just thought people might be interested in this...

Sounds a bit fishy, but if they stick to their agreement, it could earn a 
couple of 
quid a month...

{HYPERLINK 
"http://www.sendmoreinfo.com/id/42361"}http://www.sendmoreinfo.com/id/42361 

Basically, they pay you $5 to receive an email advert. Sounds 
okay?

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Re: Anybody know who Anonymity Smith was?

1999-08-31 Thread Johnna Teare
On 30 Aug 99, at 19:18, Me wrote:

> >I know who it was, but I think it would spoil the fun to tell you :)
> 
> >He wrote under a few other psuedonyms too, but no - it wasn't Bob
> >Brenchley.
> 
> Wasnt it graham whatsit?

I thought possibly graham because I remember he did some scifi 
stuff for SAM2Sam. 

I remember them being quite funny and sending up the hackneyed 
plots of scifi really well. Which is just the kind of stuff I'm after.
> 
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Re: Sam's Birthday

1999-08-30 Thread Johnna Teare


On 30 Aug 99, at 20:41, Martin Wilson wrote:

> 
> How about we make costumes of that sam coupe robot mascot thing and all
> wear them on a trip to holland. Then we all head for the red light
> district and indulge ourselves in wierd sexual acts while still wearing
> the costumes. Well its an idea to put into the mix.
> 
Or we could re-enact some scenes from the users manual. Bagsy 
I do the one with SAM being blown off his chair by the sheer 
excitement he gets when playing a sam game. Vegetable Vacation 
I bet.


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Re: Sam's Birthday

1999-08-30 Thread Johnna Teare


On 30 Aug 99, at 19:34, Tim wrote:

> 
> - Original Message -
> From: Dan Dooré <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> > > My suggestion would just be to all meet up in the pub
> > > opposite Quedgely village hall, making sure we all wear a
> > > black arm band to keep Graham happy.
> > Is that the Basket Weaver or the evil Wacky Warehouse?
> 
> I guess the weaver is more traditional, although wasn't it going to shut?
> Or was that a rumour.
> 
> The wacky warehouse is bigger, does black pudding, and has the kids bit
> (although we may be a bit big to overrun it).
> 
> As long as everyone knows which that'll be fine.
> 
> Hold on.  Everyone will just argue and we'll end up with 2 parties one in
> each pub ;-)

And remember when we get their to keep things strictly 'on topic' 
or there'll be a mass exodus to another pub for the people who 
want to discuss asics and stuff...

;-)
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Anybody know who Anonymity Smith was?

1999-08-30 Thread Johnna Teare
Who was Anonymity Smith? The bloke (i am assuming it was a 
bloke) who wrote those spoof sci-fi stories on Fred from years 
back?

If it's anyone on teh list...get in touch coz I'm after stuff like that for 
my new cult tv magazine.

And don't forget, if you fancy writing a bit - get in touch. I'll be 
sending out full information at the end of the week to anybody who 
has shown an interest.

l8r
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Re: Sam's worst ever game? (was Re: Who Wants To Be A... )

1999-08-30 Thread Johnna Teare


On 29 Aug 99, at 19:20, Martin Fitzpatrick wrote:


> 
> Hehe... I'm getting all reminiscent, I might even dig out my "Big Box" of
> stuff that I wrote  Does it work on SimCoupe? (SCADS that is)


Think you might have problems programming in it - but the games 
seem to run. The actual designer - where you do all the graphics 
and bits - erquired a -key disk- or soemthing so disk images might 
not work.
> 
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Re: Sam's worst ever game? (was Re: Who Wants To Be A... )

1999-08-29 Thread Johnna Teare


On 29 Aug 99, at 17:51, Chris White wrote:

> > On 29 Aug 99, at 16:14, Gordon Wallis wrote:
> >
> >
> > > >
> > > Was there ever a _better_ shooter, though?
> >
> >
> > Space Invaders. On a later issue of Fred. By me ;-)
> 
> And what was wrong with mine :)

I could never get it running (never had a compiler...)

Still, the graphics looked nice... ;-)

> 
> C
> 
> ps ( only kidding)
> 
> 
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Re: Sam's worst ever game? (was Re: Who Wants To Be A... )

1999-08-29 Thread Johnna Teare


On 29 Aug 99, at 17:32, Thomas Harte wrote:

> > Arcade perfect, is it? Does it have the coloured strips? Eh? Eh?!
> 
>  Surely the coloured strips would be the easiest thing to get arcade
>  perfect
> because of the ease of switching palette entries halfway down the screen?
> 
>   -Thomas
> 

It was written in SCADs and iirc it didn't like pallette lines much. The 
actual games wasn't very faitful to the original - more of a cheap 
botched attempt like eveything I've written - love developing ideas, 
but hate writing the damn games!

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Re: Sam's worst ever game? (was Re: Who Wants To Be A... )

1999-08-29 Thread Johnna Teare


On 29 Aug 99, at 16:14, Gordon Wallis wrote:


> > 
> Was there ever a _better_ shooter, though?


Space Invaders. On a later issue of Fred. By me ;-)
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Re: Sam's worst ever game? (was Re: Who Wants To Be A... )

1999-08-29 Thread Johnna Teare


On 29 Aug 99, at 13:17, Andrew Collier wrote:


> But I don't think it was Sam's worst ever game for my money, that
> "honor" goes to... 
> 
> Parallax.
> 
>  Controversial?


FutureBall?

Has there ever been a poll done on sam-users? To see who likes 
what the best?
> 
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Who Wants To Be An unnapreciated contributor?

1999-08-29 Thread Johnna Teare
Anybody fancy writing some stuff for a cult tv magazine I'm putting 
together? Sci-fi, soap opera etc. It's going up on the net and getting 
distributed in caporial form aswell.

Mail me if you're intersted.

Oh, and as for SAM content (better put some of that in otherwise 
people will treat this as one of those horrible 'spam' things that 
we're always inundated with ;-)) 

Anybody played vegetable vacation recently? ha ha ha


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Re: Sam Printer

1999-08-27 Thread Johnna Teare


On 22 Aug 99, at 20:15, [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

> From : Robert Wilkinson <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> 
> 
> adie-usm

Carter fan?





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RE: SAM Downloads

1999-08-21 Thread Johnna Teare


On 21 Aug 99, at 0:23, Andrew Collier wrote:

> At 5:59 pm +0100 20/8/99, Johnna Teare wrote:
> 
> >>From what I remember, The Bulgulators and Dyzonium were
> >released as shareware anyway, when Lemmings went overdue.
> >Certainly all those who had paid for Lemmings but had not yet
> >received it got a disk with lemmings demo on and those two games
> 
> Really??
> 
> I certainly didn't get that, and I'm fairly sure I remember paying in
> advance for Lemmings. Maybe my memory's playing tricks on me though, and I
> did already have those two games...
> 
> Andrew

Yep - just checked it. I got it through the post just before Christmas 
- it had a demo of Lemmings (the one with the tree 
on...screenshots were in YS) and both games and a text file 
apologising for the delay but giving both games away.

The irony was, FRED kept selling the games at full price for about 
six months afterwards!
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Re: SAM Stuff for sale

1999-08-21 Thread Johnna Teare


On 20 Aug 99, at 20:07, Thomas Harte wrote:

> > Famous Five, Witchin Hour, Lemmings, Ore Warz 2 (NEVER
> > RELEASED!), Labyrinth, Bombs Away, Invaders, Muncher, PoP,
> > Quizball, Defenders, bulgulators, dyzonium (which are shareware
> > anyway iirc), batz n ballz, manic miner, eftpotrm, klax,
> 
>  Anybody know which of these I could use with SIM Coupé? Also, sorry to
>  remove
> from the mystique, but Ore Warz 2 is on nvg . . . 

Oh well. I don't think I've ever played it anyway. Can't remember 
how I came to having it. One of those things that just appears in 
your diskbox when your doing a magazine that reviews stuff.
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Re: SAM Stuff for sale

1999-08-21 Thread Johnna Teare
On 20 Aug 98, at 19:20, David L wrote:

> I could do with at least one copy of all those titles.
> 
> What's a fair - and not forgetting I'm no millionare - price for them all
> (software wise!)? 

You tell me...
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Re: SAM Downloads

1999-08-21 Thread Johnna Teare
On 21 Aug 99, at 0:25, Andrew Collier wrote:

> At 12:10 am +0100 21/8/99, Jonathan Bristow wrote:
> >Great, fine... I would love to buy up all the software titles that my
> >newly acquired SAM could revel in, trouble is that with the "Crap"
> >Response that i have had concerning getting hold of a replacement
> >internal master drive, i see little point!!
> 
> Just because noone knows the answer, doesn't mean you have to be rude...
> 
> Andrew

Aside from pointing you in the direction of [EMAIL PROTECTED] I 
wouldn't know how else to help.

And even Bob seems to have disappeared for the time being...
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RE: SAM Downloads

1999-08-20 Thread Johnna Teare


On 20 Aug 99, at 16:47, Andrew Collier wrote:


> Don't forget that Astroball and Dyzonium are also bundled with Defender...
> both superb games too, IMHO (they each got "Game Of The Month!" in Second
> Opinion - see http://mnemotech.ucam.org/zodiac.html for reviews). 

>From what I remember, The Bulgulators and Dyzonium were 
released as shareware anyway, when Lemmings went overdue. 
Certainly all those who had paid for Lemmings but had not yet 
received it got a disk with lemmings demo on and those two games
> 
> Funny that! Wasn't someone saying that old games should start getting
> packaged in compilations? 

But where can we get it from?
> 
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Re: SAM Downloads

1999-08-20 Thread Johnna Teare


On 20 Aug 99, at 10:21, Andrew Collier wrote:

> It's difficult to contact anyone who owns anything anymore - and that's
> assuming you can even work out who owns what. The only person I'm
> convinced is familiar with enough of the details to be sure about the
> situation is Bob who, frankly, I certainly wouldn't trust to give a
> straight answer were he ever asked. 
> 
> Which just about puts the tin lid on the whole thing, unfortunately.
> 

But if we could all agree in principle to trying to release some of the 
earlier stuff from their contracts we could get quite a nice little 
database of stuff up online.

And where has Bob gone? I've normally got a mailbox of hatemail 
by now for suggesting stuf like this...

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Re: SAM Downloads

1999-08-20 Thread Johnna Teare


On 19 Aug 99, at 22:53, Robert van der Veeke wrote:

> Even in the very unlikely case that there are people who are willing to
> buy a Sam overhere in the Netherlands, there is no way that they gonna pay
> another 100 to a 150 quid for a decent collection of software. And i don't
> blame them (mind you, all back-issue's of Fred alone would (if they cost a
> pound per issue) cost you 80 pounds).
> 

Which is why issue 1-30 at the vey least should be released on an 
ftp somewhere.

> > This is a chance to do somethig a bit different and take the SAM 
> > into the new millenium with a chance of survival - even if it is only in
> > emulated form.
> 
> Emulation is the only way forward at this moment, unless Bob makes a full
> U-turn and starts promoting and selling the Sam with full and honest
> enthousiasm. But don't expect much from the new emulator-users unless they
> already own or have owned a Sam Coupe when it comes to
> programming-projects.
>

But SIMCoupe might just bring back into the fold some of teh 
talented programmers we've lost. Without a doubt some of teh best 
programmers have originated on Speccy and then moved to Sam. 
Just look at what a small user base we had, and then look at the 
quality of some of the games we got.

Wouldn't it be nice if people who had gone on to better things were 
able to double click on a little Sim Coupe icon on their desktop and 
run off some more works of art for fun?
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SAM Stuff for sale

1999-08-20 Thread Johnna Teare
Anybody who wants some SAM software, I'm selling the rest of 
mine...

All magazines £1 each

FRED 1-75
SAM Supp 1-24
SCAC 1-12 (although you can downloads these anyway from 
somewhere)
Newsdisk 1-5
Various others (enceladus, primus etc.)

Make an offer for the games  (some have got the original boxes 
which you can have if you pay postage on them)

Famous Five, Witchin Hour, Lemmings, Ore Warz 2 (NEVER 
RELEASED!), Labyrinth, Bombs Away, Invaders, Muncher, PoP, 
Quizball, Defenders, bulgulators, dyzonium (which are shareware 
anyway iirc), batz n ballz, manic miner, eftpotrm, klax, 

Make an offer for utils:

SAM C, Sam Vision, ETracker, Sound Machine, sam paint, SCADs, 
SC_DTP, SC_Word PRO V1, SC_Pro V2

And if you're really feeling flush:

SAM 512k with Disk Drive


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Re: SAM Downloads

1999-08-20 Thread Johnna Teare


On 16 Aug 99, at 16:25, David Ledbury wrote:

> > On 15 Aug 99, at 22:24, Martin Wilson wrote:
> > 
> > > > The last time this one was mentioned someone went on to say that
> > > > they shouldn't be uploaded because of various copyright reasons.
> > > >=20
> > >=20
> > 
> 
> I think before u even think of doing this - you should contact Persona:
> their telephone number is on my website www.persona.clara.net

The reasons why we've put this debate into the public forum is to 
get feedback and debate the issue publically.

Certainly the arguments _for_ putting some downloads up are 
clear. I'm waiting for someone to enter into the public forum and 
explain the reasons _against_.

Of course I'm not out to put everybody in the SAM world out of a 
job, and I don't want to damage any potential trade that might exist, 
but most of teh games and utilities that I would be interested in 
putting on an ftp were written ten years ago - thing like MultiPack, 
Mind Games, Defenders etc. Utils like Etracker - freeware anyway 
now, perhaps version 1 of the MIDI Sequencer, Football Director II, 
Famous Five, Issues 1-50 of FRED, pretty much every other disk 
magazine.

Most of the people on this list are likely to already have this stuff 
anyway - the only people who'd be getting freebies would be 
those who were new to the SAM Emulator scene - people who 
are unlikely to buy any of this software from a company whilst just 
dabbling with the SAM but who would possibly putmoney into the 
SAM if they got interested in it.

Companies have been flogging some of this software for ten years 
now - imagine if Ocean were selling Hunchback or Mr Wimpy for 
full price whilst they were releasing Chase HQ on the Speccy - it 
would have been ridiculous.

There's nothing stopping people from putting the files up there now 
- stick them on an ftp in another country, Russia for example, and 
you'd have a nightmare trying to bring a copyright suit against 
them. However, the whole thing is much better done in cooperation 
with the SAM world rather than against it.

A better idea would be to knock up a CDR with everything the SAM 
has had written for it on it plus an emulator. You could then flog 
this and redirect some money back into the companies who 
participated. The last tim this kind of idea was mooted around, 
various 'industry heavies' if indeed we have a SAM industry 
scrambled around desperately trying to put a stop to it all to 
preserve their crumbling monopolies.

Sorry folks, but its open season now. Either come up with some 
attractive ways of remarketing games that most SAM owners 
already have, or expect the worst.

This is a chance to do somethig a bit different and take the SAM 
into the new millenium with a chance of survival - even if it is only 
in emulated form.

Go on - send me the death threats that usually accompany 
anybody who tries to undermine the great Fred / Format empire.

[god i love stirring it up!]
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Re: SAM Downloads

1999-08-16 Thread Johnna Teare
On 16 Aug 99, at 22:32, Gasson wrote:

> BTW... Honestly Johnna, the name of your web site is obscene... No part of
> a URL should consist of more than 16 characters.  :-p

As I was logging on to freeserve, they didn't tell me the bloody line I 
typed in as my user name would become part of my email address 
AND website address. Boy do I regret it now! But its my own fault 
for being thick I suppose!
> 
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> 
> 
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Re: My take on the SAM Scene

1999-08-16 Thread Johnna Teare


On 16 Aug 99, at 10:12, Nick Humphries wrote:

> *  How many new SAMs are being sold a month?
> 

Even if we knew the figures - which we are never likely to find out 
- the real question should be how many new SAMs are being sold 
to _new users_ each month? I'd hazard that most of the new 
machines sold are bought by people replacing their old ones. How 
on earth are we to expect new users to come to the machine 
when there is no publicity for it? There is no excuse for whoever 
holds the rights to the production of the SAM (Bob I think?) not to 
have  website at the very least with the latest prices etc. I'm sure 
there would be loads of people ready to help him put one up there - 
I would be one.

And what better way to put the word around about the SAM than 
by getting a decent emulator like SIMCoupe freely distributed among 
the PC world. The same kind of thing worked for the C64 and 
Speccy - people are actively huntuing down the orignial machines 
to run the software on.

> If we're talking about single figures here (or even zero) then it's time
> to start seriously thinking about accepting a combined future with
> SimCoupe.

It would surprise me if there have been more than ten sold in the 
last year.

> *  How many units of any particular software title are being sold a month?
> *  Is there any possibility of the older titles being rereleased either on
> a compilation or separately.

Now that is perhaps a very valid point. There would be a great 
demand for, say , The Enigma Collection or Pop, Lemmings and 
ONML all in the one pack. If the people who hold their licences still 
want to try and feed their families on the back of SAM Software 
sales, then this is the way forward.

If not, let's get some stuff up on the FTP site.

Hats off to Bob for getting the ball rolling with Outwrite - the best 
word processor the SAM has seen. I'm not sure how to get stuff 
onto the FTP - which was decided as the best format?

Meanwhile, if anybody would like to help me get a SAM website 
cobbled together similar to World Of Spectrum then please private 
mail me - I'll be after screenshots, articles, reviews, links etc. But 
it's all got to be brand new stuff. I'm only starting on the idea now, 
and like everything I do it will probably take forever to get to 
completion, but I'd like to see the whole thing up to celebrate Happy 
10th Birthday for Mr Coupe.

Let me know.
Peace, Love and Kisses,
JohnnaPig Teare
http://www.theunstoppablesexmachine.freeserve.co.uk
"It won't get better but it might never get worse..."


FTP Site

1999-08-16 Thread Johnna Teare


If we are going to start putting new stuff up on the FTP site, could 
we not make it so that we can track who has downloaded what 
so that, if the author of the particular item wanted to contact the 
owners of teh software via email to perhaps offer upgrades, sell 
manuals, offer other deals etc. he / she could?

At least then the people who brought us the software would have 
a chance of recouping some money?

Is this kind of thing possible?
Peace, Love and Kisses,
JohnnaPig Teare
http://www.theunstoppablesexmachine.freeserve.co.uk
"It won't get better but it might never get worse..."


SAM Downloads

1999-08-16 Thread Johnna Teare
On 15 Aug 99, at 22:24, Martin Wilson wrote:

> > The last time this one was mentioned someone went on to say that
> > they shouldn't be uploaded because of various copyright reasons.
> > 
> 
> I'm not so sure I'm comfortable with commercial games but disk magazines
> tend to be more topical and therefore I think devalued by time. I must
> admit in all fairness I'd be motivated enough to download mags from the
> internet but not enough to buy them at £2-3. 

Why can't we do what the Speccy world did - stick the things up 
there and ask anybody who objects to them being there to ask for 
their removal?

Does anybody know what kind of copyright _actually_ exists on 
teh SAMCo / Revelation titles? There were loads of stories from 
various sources saying they were entitled to sell them, but did the 
copyright to such games actually ever leave the hands of the 
receivers? It certainly didnt regarding production of the machine...

And if Speccy Defenders Of The Earth / Pipemania / Famous Five 
etc. are up on the ftp site, what is the problem with the SAM 
versions going up there? They have no commercial value anymore -
 I doubt very much they would take away sales from new SAM 
games because they would only be accessible to PC / Mac 
owners who would, I imagine, sooner spend a fiver on a Sold Out 
rereleased game such as Unreal than spend upwards of 15 quid 
on a game for their SAM's. The real SAM users, the ones who still 
use their computers as their main machines, will not be able to get 
hold of the games and so will still be reliant on the new products of 
companies like Quazar etc.

And if the files were up there in .dsk format they'd run rather nicely 
on SIMCoupe.

> 
> I say this in all honesty that I think many Sam mags are very impressive
> and it would be nice to show ST and Amiga users how good the sam scene was
> at its best. For a minority machine we seem to have more than our fair
> share of talented programmers and writers.
> 

Back on to the topic you mention - yes, the SAM Magazine scene 
was its crowning glory and there should be a full representation of 
it up on an ftp somewhere - including copies of FRED and, dare I 
say it, even OCR'd copies of FORMAT.

The SAM Coupe is somethign that was special to all of us and we 
should try as hard as we can to pool all our resources and give 
ourselves the best chance of preserving it, and all the related 
paraphenalia that goes with it, somewhere in cyberspace for the 
rest of the future generations of 8bit geeks to look at fondly.

Alternatively, we could whine on about copyright restrictions and 
the like and see most of the people who might stick with the SAM 
move on to something else somewhere else and forget all about 
the whole shebang.

And in reality - who in teh SAM world is going to have the funds to 
bring a breach of copyright lawsuit against anyone other 
individual? Especially for teh sake of about sixty pence. The worst 
that could happen if we all just revolted would be a few idle 
threats from those desperate to cling on to their fading empire.

I'm not encouraging piracy - it has always existed on teh SAM 
scene and is probably now at it lowest level ever because of the 
few numbers still involved in the machines ongoings.  However, 
trying to erect some kind of memorial to our favourite blue (or 
black) footed friend would make sense.

I'm ready to step into my asbestos suit as I speak.


Peace, Love and Kisses,
JohnnaPig Teare
http://www.theunstoppablesexmachine.freeserve.co.uk
"It won't get better but it might never get worse..."


Re: Why did I leave this list?

1999-08-15 Thread Johnna Teare
>I'll tell you why I left.

Erm...did somebody ask?

;-)

Peace, Love and Kisses,
JohnnaPig Teare
http://www.theunstoppablesexmachine.freeserve.co.uk
"It won't get better but it might never get worse..."


Re: Er .. ignore me.

1999-08-15 Thread Johnna Teare

> And now something on topic. Are Fred issues available for download
> anywhere? Would anyone care if I uploaded the ones I had.

The last time this one was mentioned someone went on to say that 
they shouldn't be uploaded because of various copyright reasons.

But I think this one is a bit lame because much of the stuff actually 
on teh Fred magazine would habve been PD anyway and so therer 
would be no copyright on the programs.

Isn't it about time that we put together a decent SAM website to 
encourage people to stay interested / get interested in the SAM 
wither thoruhg the original machine or through SIMCoupe? By that I 
mean declaring a copyright free zone on anything that is over five 
years old - quite a few games could go up then and lots of disk 
magazines. If we did what the Speccy scene did we really could 
keep a healthy SAM scene going into Y2K - stick the stuff up on an 
ftp server, or make a CD available for the PC's which SAM users 
could buy for a token fee - say a tenner - and the money could go 
back into producing SAM stuff or to the people whose stuff was 
included on the CD.

I'm all for keeping new software coming out on the machine, but 
surely there are not going to be many people who have not bought 
Defenders Of The Earth who still intend to - why not stick it up ther 
and let everyone have a look to see what it was like.

just my tuppence...

so tell me i'm wrong...
> 
> 
> 
> > Robert
> > (Ancalimon)
> 


Peace, Love and Kisses,
JohnnaPig Teare
http://www.theunstoppablesexmachine.freeserve.co.uk
"It won't get better but it might never get worse..."


Re: SAM DEVELOPER FORUM

1999-08-15 Thread Johnna Teare


On 15 Aug 99, at 21:24, Colin Piggot wrote:

> Being one of the first people on this list (and being able to claim that I
> made the first two postings to it!) it is becoming apparent that the list
> is filling up with spam and non-sam related postings. This also seems to
> the feeling of other list subscribers from what they've said to me so I
> have taken it apon myself to create another mailing list:

The principles behind it are grand - but aside from what is going on 
in the Quazar camp, is there anything else in development in teh 
SAM world at the minute?

Anybody got any nice surprises for teh SAM's 10th birthday?

And was anything ever suggested as to a show or anything?
Peace, Love and Kisses,
JohnnaPig Teare
http://www.theunstoppablesexmachine.freeserve.co.uk
"It won't get better but it might never get worse..."


Re: Re : SUUG

1999-08-14 Thread Johnna Teare
> 
> Dave (Founding member of the unemployed CD Burners club)
> 

Can I join?



Re: Fred n' speccy

1999-08-11 Thread Johnna Teare
How about the episode of The Simspons where Jay Sherman comes to visit
Springfield?

Surely the best of both worlds (although the episode was a bit crap if I
remember - me not like The Critic...)

Peace Love and Kisses,
[JohnnaPig Teare]
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- Original Message -
From: James R Curry <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: 
Sent: Wednesday, August 11, 1999 7:11 AM
Subject: Re: Fred n' speccy


>
> > Funnier than The Simpsons? I dont believe it.  Is is around in the UK
> > then?...  Besides, I hate TMNT (or more accurately TMHT)  I can't
> > believe there was talk of putting "Cowabunga" in the dictionary.
>
> "The Critic" is, IMHO, one of the finest shows ever to grace
> television.
> --
> James R Curry - [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
> "The Balloon Doggies DEMANDED it!"
>



Re: removals

1999-08-11 Thread Johnna Teare
Frode,

You might want to unsub my old address aswell...

[EMAIL PROTECTED]

Can't remember if I ever unsubbed and I certainly have no plans to go back
to _that_ place again!

Cheers.


Peace Love and Kisses,
[JohnnaPig Teare]
[EMAIL PROTECTED]
[www.theunstoppablesexmachine.freeserve.co.uk]
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From: Frode Tenneboe <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: 
Sent: Wednesday, August 11, 1999 6:54 AM
Subject: removals


I have just unsubscirbed these two addresses from the list due to
failure of delivery. Please notify if you have an alternative address.

Stephen Harding  [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Dean Liversidge  [EMAIL PROTECTED]

 -Frode


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Re: Fred n' speccy

1999-08-11 Thread Johnna Teare
From: Andrew Collier <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: 
Sent: Wednesday, August 11, 1999 8:55 AM
Subject: Re: Fred n' speccy
>
> Note that if you press the NMI (Break) Button, the words "TEST MODE"
> appear flashing at the bottom left of the scren. I remeber talking to
> David Ledbury some time ago, and he said they put that "feature" in just
> to see how many people would write to them about it, saying "I've got into
> the test mode, but nothing else changes" or whatever


 ha ha ha - hilarious eh? 




Re: Fred n' speccy

1999-08-10 Thread Johnna Teare
[god i hate the way outlook puts the reply message afterwards...]

regarding sam manic miner - i seem to remember pressing teh nmi button put
the game in test mode, but i didn't know anything from there.

There was a cheat wherby you could press f9 and willy would turn green
(nurse?) and become invincible, but i can't remember it, or be bothered
digging out my sam to load it up again.

anybody?


Peace Love and Kisses,
[JohnnaPig Teare]
[EMAIL PROTECTED]
[www.theunstoppablesexmachine.freeserve.co.uk]
- Original Message -
From: Rob Smith <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: 
Sent: Tuesday, August 10, 1999 10:36 AM
Subject: Re: Fred n' speccy


>
> >
> > > For the Sam "Manic Miner"
> >
> >Which screen(s) in particular?
> >
> >Andrew
>
> I was actualy looking for an infinite live cheat for that one, it's a
great
> game but I'm prety rubbish at it... I always get so far then die stupidly
> and have to start over and spend another half hour getting to where I last
> died only to get killed just a fraction further on.  maybe I need to
develop
> my learning curve.
>
> Rob
>
>
> __
> Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com
>



Down neddy...

1999-08-10 Thread Johnna Teare
Anybody got any ideas on how to slow SIMCoupe down when running in W98? It's
way too fast to do anything on...nothing like the SAM then...ha ha ha.

I'm knocking up a SAM hints, tips and cheats page as we speak so if anybody
has any to add, please mail them to me:

[EMAIL PROTECTED]

cheers.



website nwe address

1999-07-29 Thread Johnna Teare
Erm...my website has moved. It should sit at:
www.theunstoppablesexmachine.freeserve.co.uk

which is a bit of a mouthful really.

So who's around here over the summer then? The usual lot?

Peace Love and Kisses,
[JohnnaPig Teare]
[EMAIL PROTECTED]
[www.theunstoppablesexmachine.freeserve.co.uk]



Hello again...

1999-07-29 Thread Johnna Teare



Stupid address I know -Carter fan till I 
die.
 
So, what's been happening here since I last tapped 
in? Update me please...anyt news on Win32 Simcoupe?
 
Anybody else on freeserve? It's the only one I 
could get online with today - if you're there, please tell me what it's like and 
if you know anywhere better I can get free ISP access.
 
But mainly SAM stuff of course.
 
Cheers,,
 
Johnna