"How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"
The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, sir? We have: Work
Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for
$19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95,
Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barb
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I still remember the best definition of the word "Expert" I ever heard.
X is the mathmatical symbol for the unknown.
A Spurt is water under pressure.
Therefore, an Ex
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> everything."
>
>
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I've got another one that is self-depreciating humor. I had been
debating the benefits of specializing in
wn Pierson
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Enjoy!
Sandra Hennigan
OSD Enterpr
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Enjoy!
Sandra Hennigan
OSD Enterprise Remedy Administrator
Office # 703-602-2525 x251
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Oh yeah, good ones.
I'd like to add one more:
-You don't know who to assign the ticket to? Just assign it to 0 and
we'll come back to it later!
Thanks,
Gary Opela, Jr
Sr. Remedy Developer
Leader Comm
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And to add (from a colleague)
- How do guides work?
- What's wrong with an 18 level join?
- So, let me get this
PM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: FW: Friday Humor
I would like to add one more section to this...
Things You'll Never Hear A Remedy Developer Say:
1. Ooohhh!! ITSM 7, I've been dying to try that
2. Why don't we ask our management what they think we should do?
3. I can do th
no...number 7 is a redneck rule of life (sorry...had to say it)
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Priceless...ROFLMAO
Gidd
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I would like to add one more
I would like to add one more section to this...
Things You'll Never Hear A Remedy Developer Say:
1. Ooohhh!! ITSM 7, I've been dying to try that
2. Why don't we ask our management what they think we should do?
3. I can do that with runmacro!
4. Doug Mueller, who's he?
5. I like the new passpo
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Only on the ARSList can
aniel
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Only on the ARSList can a Friday
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Only on the ARSList can a Friday Humor posting elicit a correction.
Scott Parrish
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7 and 8
7 and 8 aren't simple home remediesbut overall very funny...:)
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AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
1. If you're choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water
down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.
2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone
else to hold while you chop.
3. Avoid arguments with the
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human
beings are the only animals that stutter", she says.
A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she
volunteered.
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become,
asked the girl to describ
To extend on the saying, "good, fast, cheap, pick two:"
http://bp3.blogger.com/_FBXGhy-QmVw/Ru8PuMtuH8I/BKo/mt13W5hqqCg/s1600-h/card1055.JPG
Sorry Dan
Axton
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No that is a root cause analysis that proposes a fix to the system to
prevent the error from occurring again. There is unfortunately no 'backout
plan' for the change titled 'Birth of a Baby
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Mark,
I am aware of several related Incidents logged that have identified that
same Known Error. At least one Probl
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Date: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 12:39:51 -0400
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
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> My wife and I did everything we could to child proof our house
>
> We somehow still had two kids.
>
> ___
A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other on a long
flight. The lawyer asks her if she would like to play a fun game.
The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap. So she politely
declines and tries to catch a few winks .
The lawyer persists, that the game is a lot of fun. "I
I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my dog and was in line to
check out. A woman behind me asked me if I had a dog...
I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her NO and that I was starting
The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I ended up in
the hospi
My wife and I did everything we could to child proof our house
We somehow still had two kids.
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:09:09 2007
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Hi Andy
I wasn't offended by the image myself, but did think it inappropriate to post
to a global list, I know the argument about you don't have to open the link,
but the mail did not contain a description of what
6 September, 2007 4:48:07 PM
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I guess I am in the minority, but I thought it was a really cool picture.
For those concerned about the irony of the Statue of Liberty toting a machine
gun, remember this: Without the means to back it up, ev
: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: OT: Friday Humor...Maybe More Cool than Funny
Forgive me...this isn't exactly funny, but I think it's cool, and I know
there are a lot of ex-military types on the list who might appreciate
it:
www.ladylibertyvictory.com/imagejpg.htm
Thank you Claire this was great.
>>> "Sanford, Claire" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> 8/31/2007 8:55 AM >>>
You may have seen this
You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello, and too old to
REALLY understand computers, to fully appreciate this. For those of us who
sometimes get flust
OK Daniel, the URL should never have been posted.
Drew
On Fri, 31 Aug 2007,
arslist wrote:
I am not in the mood to argue whether or not the original posting should
have been posted.
However, I am happy to say that this forum should NOT spend any time
on US politics or political history as
I am not in the mood to argue whether or not the original posting should
have been posted.
However, I am happy to say that this forum should NOT spend any time
on US politics or political history as a result of the post.
As much as those of us in the other 59 countries that receive the list
might
Tim,
I take that to mean that we should be aware of what political family's
patriarch was a particpant in the coup that Butler exposed, per the
wikipedia article.
Everyone else, if you don't know who that person was then you only
get one guess as to what his last name was. Wealthy Pro-Nazis duri
It isn't necessarily politics. General Smedley Butler indicated it's more a
matter of paying attention to what's really going on...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smedly_butler
--Tim
--- Andrew Hicox <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> Guess wether it's cool or not depends on your politics ...
>
> F
Bah, I've been working on Remedy too much... that should be remember. lol
On 8/31/07, Robert Halstead <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> I'm defiantly not old enough to remedy Abbott and Costello, but I've
> heard of the famous sketch and after reading this I went over to
> youtube to watch the actual s
I'm defiantly not old enough to remedy Abbott and Costello, but I've
heard of the famous sketch and after reading this I went over to
youtube to watch the actual sketch. Truly some funny stuff.
Thanks Claire.
On 8/31/07, Sanford, Claire <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> **
>
> You may have seen this.
Guess wether it's cool or not depends on your politics ...
For sure, that's the way 90% of the world views the US right now, for
better or worse.
-A
On Aug 31, 2007, at 10:06 AM, Kaiser Norm E CIV USAF 96 CS/SCCE wrote:
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Forgive me…this isn’t exactly funny, but I think it’s cool, and I
i Tres
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**
Forgive me...this isn't exactly
Forgive me...this isn't exactly funny, but I think it's cool, and I know
there are a lot of ex-military types on the list who might appreciate
it:
www.ladylibertyvictory.com/imagejpg.html
Norm
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You may have seen this
You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello, and too old
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us who sometimes get flustered by our computers, please read on...
If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infa
Thanks gang, for making my day easier...
I had a great laugh since this turned out to be implied humor!
You are the best!!!
Cheers,
--
Shyam
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Thats funny :-)
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From: Axton <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
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Sent: Sunday, August 12, 2007 10:25:57 AM
Subject: Late Friday Humor
I didn't see any humor messages on Friday, so here is one to make up for it.
Canadian Surgeons are discussing wh
I didn't see any humor messages on Friday, so here is one to make up for it.
Canadian Surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first, an Ontario surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my
operating table, because when you open them up,everything inside is
numbere
Perhaps it was an Aggie prank.
--
Joe Castleman
AH Computer Consulting, Inc.
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Gidd, I like it. Here's a compliment to your post: 101 ways to know
your software project is doomed.
http://www.codesqueeze.com/101-ways-to-know-your-software-project-is-doo
med/
Cheers!
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A project manager, hardware engineer and software engineer were in a car
heading down a hill when the brakes failed. The driver managed to get it
stopped by using the gears and a convenient dirt track.
All three jumped out and after peering under the car the hardware
engineer said, "I see what th
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A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in
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People would say: "What a peaceful & loving couple".
The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their lon
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You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.
You can live without sex but not without glasses.
Your back goes out more than you do.
You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
You buy a compass for the dash of your car.
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Signs You Are No Longer a Kid
You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.
You can live without sex but not without glasses.
Your back goes out more than you do.
You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
You buy a compass for the dash of your car.
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Actually, the tool is Remedy ARS - it's the business process that dictates
the "workaround", not the tool. I'd change it if I could...
;-)
-David J. Easter
Sr. Product Manager, Service Management Business Unit BMC Software, Inc.
The opinions
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Yes, your presence here is always appreciated, David, but your response
does beg the completely academic question of why
requirement.
Rick
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Awww, David, there you had to go and kill our humor
ssion list(ARSList)
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Sent: Friday, June 15, 2007 3:06 PM
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> Can you "retire" a feature that is "as designed" and is also a
Defect? (and still have it in the product?)
I c
Of Carey Matthew Black
Sent: Friday, June 15, 2007 12:19 PM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: OT: Friday humor
I just found these so "funny" that you might like to see them too.
If you have some time and what a few laughs...
Login to BMC's support web site and search defects on t
discussion list(ARSList)
[mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Carey Matthew Black
Sent: Friday, June 15, 2007 2:19 PM
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I just found these so "funny" that you might like to see them too.
If you have some time and what a few laughs...
Lo
I just found these so "funny" that you might like to see them too.
If you have some time and what a few laughs...
Login to BMC's support web site and search defects on the following
three qualifications:
Product Name: "AR System"
Version: "7.0.1"
Problem Area: "Web"
Click the "Search" button.
Sc
A VIP was being shown round an Edinburgh hospital. Towards the end of his
visit he was shown to a ward of patients with no obvious signs of injury.
Greeting the patient in the first bed the chap replies, "Fair fa' your
honest sonsie face. Great chieftain o' the puddin' race." Being somewhat
co
Thanks and it's great to have you back Gidd,
don't disappear for so long next time :-)
.. Daniel
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Sent: June 1, 2007 7:54 PM
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Subject: OT:Friday Humor
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Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party.
After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room.
Those who remained talked about their kids. The first guy said, "My son is
my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom
of the bar
PM
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Subject: Re: OT- Whatever happend to the Friday humor thread..
**
I have reviewed your def files and logs.
Apparently the 'Run If' had been changed in the filter: TGIF_Humor.
Please change it to read: 'Are we Having Fun Yet' = "Y
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Subject: OT: Whatever happend to the Friday humor thread..
**
I used to sort of look forward to those almost as if they were an indication
that weekends here!
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Maybe ITSM7 just moved the active link ARSList:Humor-Friday to a different form
J
J.T.
From:Sanford, Claire [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Monday, May 14, 2007 11:34 AM
Subject: OT- Whatever happend to the Friday
I have reviewed your def files and logs.
Apparently the 'Run If' had been changed in the filter: TGIF_Humor.
Please change it to read: 'Are we Having Fun Yet' = "Yes"
This should return the Friday Humor module to it's original state.
Thank you,
Mark
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Maybe ITSM7 just moved the active link ARSList:Humor-Friday to a different
form :-)
J.T.
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From: Sanford, Claire [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Monday, May 14, 2007 11:34 AM
Subject: OT- Whatever happend to the Friday humor thread..
we lost our sense of humor
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we lost our sense of humor?
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** we lost our sense of humor?
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we lost our sense of humor?
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Sent: Saturday, May 12, 2007 10:24 PM
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I
nd to the Friday humor thread..
**
I used to sort of look forward to those almost as if they were an indication
that weekends here!
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sorry to bother with my question but is it suppose to be humour ??
I don't get the point then.
:-)
Susan Palmer wrote:
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Kathy,
Who do you consult for? I haven't been able to find any reference to
the company you're associated with.
I'm curious what experience you had with Xinify. Altho
That just brought an abundance of good humor into my day! It's true you
rarely hear of girls doing things like this to themselves. I do have a
story of having something done to me, on a much smaller scale, that I
thought was an accident until years later I overheard my husband relaying
the story
I had to send this. This is probably not true but it is funny.
All I have to say is . . Why? You'll notice you never here of a girl doing
things like this.
Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his
lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this
ucero, Michelle
- IST contractor"To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Re: Friday Humor:
alf Of Joe DeSouza
Sent: Thursday, January 11, 2007 11:38 PM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Friday Humor: Wonder if this is a real customer service call...
**
Enjoy...
http://verizonfails.ytmnd.com/
Related email discussion about the above conversation..
http://205.158.110
Is this the one with the 1/1000 of a cent per kb?
Axton Grams
On 1/12/07, Joe DeSouza <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
**
Enjoy...
http://verizonfails.ytmnd.com/
Related email discussion about the above conversation..
http://205.158.110.70/ubbcgi/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=20&t=001667
Joe
Enjoy...
http://verizonfails.ytmnd.com/
Related email discussion about the above conversation..
http://205.158.110.70/ubbcgi/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=20&t=001667
Joe D'Souza
Remedy Developer / Consultant,
BearingPoint,
Virginia.
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Old and not Remedy but still a lesson and still funny.
Careless Coding Causes Killer Kangaroos
The following apparently appeared in the June 15, 1999 Defence Science
and Technology Organisation Lecture Series, Melbourne, Australia, and
staff reports.
The reuse of some object-oriented code h
**
Kathy,
Who do you consult for? I haven't been able to find any reference to the company you're associated with.
I'm curious what experience you had with Xinify. Although I personally have not yet had the opportunity to use their services, I know several people that have and they are VERY s
**
Hi Kathy can i ask what you mean and why please? thanks shafqatKathy Morris <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: ** You are asking opinions so I have consulted for years, and my experience has been... Xinify is removed from my list. __20060125___This posting
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You are asking opinions so I have consulted for years, and my
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So he has worked for the government then?
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Sent: Friday, November 10, 2006 11:03 AM
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Subject: Friday Humor
**
http://www.stsc.hill.af.mil
**
http://www.stsc.hill.af.mil/crosstalk/1996/11/xt96d11h.asp
Today’s humor is long enough that I send a link and
just a few quotes to let you know about the “Capability Im-Maturity Model
(CIMM).
Most of us have heard about the 5 positive levels of capable
processes: Initial (1), Re
I don't get to work from home on Fridays :(
Shawn Stonequist
(working from home on Sunday)
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Sent: Friday, November 3, 2006 1:40:05 PM
Subject: OT - Consulting rates and partners - question on (friday humor)
I charge $854.23 per hour! But it is worth it! I'm in Texas! Not the
midwest or east or west coast.
Wai
OT - Consulting rates and partners - question on (friday humor)
I charge $854.23 per hour! But it is worth it! I'm in Texas! Not the midwest or east or west coast. Wait... I'm not a consultant. Nevermind!Claire - working from home today!From: Action Reques
ehalf Of Sanford, Claire
Sent: Friday, November 03, 2006 1:40 PM
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Subject: OT - Consulting rates and partners - question on (friday humor)
I charge $854.23 per hour! But it is worth it! I'm in Texas! Not the
midwest or east or west coast.
Wait... I'm n
**
Catholics will understand this better than us non-Catholics, but I thought it was funny. My apologies if you don't.
A little Catholic boy tells his mother that he wants a new Nintendo DS. His mother tells him
"Go and write a letter to the baby Jesus, and tell Him what you'll do to get one".
I charge $854.23 per hour! But it is worth it! I'm in Texas! Not the midwest
or east or west coast.
Wait... I'm not a consultant. Nevermind!
Claire - working from home today!
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Sent:
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" This is my GUID. There are many like it but this
one is mine. My GUID is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I
must master my life. Without me, my GUID is useless. Without my GUID I am
useless."
http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/archives/2005_09.html
Stephen
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Proverbs From the First Grade...
A first grade teacher collected well-known proverbs. She gave each kid in the class the first half of the proverb, and asked them to fill in the rest. Here's what the kids came up with:
Better to be safe than... punch
Ok.. I have had enough of this Twinkie bashing.
Let us all leave those sweet, tender, sponge cakes alone.
Such slander against such a sweet and voiceless victim just leaves a
bad taste in my mouth. (And it should do the same for you.)
We all need to be sensitive, and gentle with such items.
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Curious about all this discussion about
Twinkies, misi, please bring one or two home to Sweden, also a good test of
Twinkies capacity to keep the
y its
brilliance. - paraphrased by me
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For Misi, having eaten his first
twinkie.
A scientific analysis of the twinkie
http://www.twinkiesproject.com
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