Humour!!!!!

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Friday Humour

Two life-long friends were enjoying a few pints down at the local bar, when one said to the other: "If I ask you a question, will you promise to answer me honestly?" "Yeah, sure thing," replied his friend, "fire away." "Well," said the first guy, "why do you think all the guys around here find m

OT:Friday Humour

Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light! TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE 1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3.. Some people are alive only because it's ill

OT:British Humour

and now for something totally different . A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. "What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor. The doctor replies, "You're not eating pro

Friday Humour

Been meaning to post this for a few weeks now but keep missing the deadline (Monday morning is just too late). The following is from issue 2655 of New Scientist magazine, 07 May 2008, page 84: *Programming in Croydon* FINALLY, it is hard to keep up with all the programming languages

Re: Friday Humour

nd of foreign beer?" "I'm not sure. It was my doctor who mentioned it. He said I should drink less." Regards Rajesh _ From: Nair, Rajesh IN BOM SISL Sent: Friday, March 26, 2010 2:32 PM To: 'arslist@ARSLIST.ORG' Subj

Re: Friday Humour

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp. -- Bing _ From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arsl...@arslist.org] On Behalf Of Nair, Rajesh IN BOM SISL Sent: Friday, March 26,

Re: Friday Humour

discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arsl...@arslist.org] On Behalf Of Bing Sent: Friday, March 26, 2010 12:00 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humour ** In an attempt to improve the quality of our Friday humor . . . I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?&

Re: Friday Humour

Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout line when woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that

Re: Friday Humour

You win! I have been one-upped . . . -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arsl...@arslist.org] On Behalf Of Grooms, Frederick W Sent: Friday, March 26, 2010 9:22 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humour Yesterday I was at my local

Re: Friday Humour

) [mailto:arsl...@arslist.org] On Behalf Of Bing Sent: Friday, March 26, 2010 11:00 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humour ** In an attempt to improve the quality of our Friday humor . . . I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?' It warme

Re: Friday Humour

n the fight started . . . > > From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) > [mailto:arsl...@arslist.org] On Behalf Of Bing Sent: Friday, March 26, 2010 > 11:00 AM > To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG > Subject: Re: Friday Humour > > ** > In an attempt to improve the quality of

OT- Friday Humour

Have Nice weekend A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to s

OT- friday Humour

Men and women on Earth die and go to Heaven God comes and says - "I want the Men to form two queues, One line for the Men - Who dominated Their Women, and One for the Men - Who were dominated by Their Women. Also, I want all the Women to go away so that no Man and Woman can talk. "Next time Go

Re: British Humour

on list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Gidd Sent: Friday, April 04, 2008 11:16 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: OT:British Humour ** and <http://www.anglik.net/rateme.htm> now for something totally different . A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucu

OT - Wednesday humour

Couldn't wait for Friday :-) If you can read this whole story without laughing, then there's no hope for you. I was crying by the end. This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in Texas . Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the

OT: Friday Humour

*Investment Ideas!* If you purchased $1,00,000 of Delta Airlines stock 1 year ago, you would have $ 4,900 today. If you purchased $1,00,000 of AIG stock 1 year ago, you would have $ 3,300 today. If you purchased $1,00,000 of Lehman Brothers stock 1 year ago, you would have $ 0.0 today. But, if

OT:Friday (Holiday) Humour

Martha Stewart's Christmas To-Do List December 1: Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Spray paint gold, turn upside down and use as sleigh to hold Christmas Cards. December 2: Have Mormon Tabernacle Choir record outgoing Christmas message for answering machine. December 3: Using candle

OT - Friday Humour

The Smartest Dog Ever As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $10 and a note in his mouth, reading: "10 lamb chops, please." Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of chops in the dog's mouth, and quickly closes the shop. He follows the dog and watches him wait for a green light, lo

OT:Friday Humour Part Deaux

My bad . A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, "T-G-I-F" (letters only). He smile

Re: OT - Wednesday humour

lol ... this is hilarious !! Maybe we need a hump-day humor day too! On Wed, Oct 15, 2008 at 10:38 AM, Drake,Dave <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > ** > > Couldn't wait for Friday J > > If you can read this whole story without laughing, then there's no > > hope for you. I was crying by the end. This

Re: OT - Wednesday humour

:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Drake,Dave Sent: Wednesday, October 15, 2008 11:38 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: OT - Wednesday humour ** Couldn't wait for Friday :) If you can read this whole story without laughing, then there's no hope for you. I was crying by the end. This is

Re: OT - Wednesday humour

Or maybe there should be a rule about checking the archives to see if a Joke was posted before? Please check ARSList circa: Fri, Apr 29, 2005 via David [EMAIL PROTECTED] Please check ARSList circa: Fri, Mar 17, 2006 via Will Du Chene @basementworkshop.net It went something like this in 05: CHILI

Re: OT - Wednesday humour

(ARSList)" 10/15/2008 01:03 PM Please respond to arslist@ARSLIST.ORG To arslist@ARSLIST.ORG cc Subject Re: OT - Wednesday humour Or maybe there should be a rule about checking the archives to see if a Joke was posted before? Please check ARSList circa: Fri, Apr 29, 2005 via David

Re: OT - Wednesday humour

respond to arslist@ARSLIST.ORG To arslist@ARSLIST.ORG cc Subject Re: OT - Wednesday humour Or maybe there should be a rule about checking the archives to see if a Joke was posted before? Please check ARSList circa: Fri, Apr 29, 2005 via David [EMAIL PROTECTED] Please check ARSList circ

Re: OT - Wednesday humour

e: OT - Wednesday humour How IS Userworld going today anyway? Is the weather in Miami nice? -D P.S. Never mind... I'm just picking at scabs here. David M Clark Remedy Programmer/Analyst >>> Thad K Esser <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> 10/15/2008 3:19 PM >>> Apparently the h

Re: OT: Friday Humour

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OT:Friday Humour - Mother's Day

You Know You're a Mom When ... 1. Your feet stick to the kitchen floor.and you don't care. 2. When the kids are fighting, you threaten to lock them in a room together and not let them out until someone's bleeding. 3. You can't find your cordless phone, so you ask a

Re: Microsoft MOM Developer OT:Friday Humour

Wouldn't that be Bill Gates's grandmother? _ From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Tanner, Doug Sent: February 1, 2008 12:13 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: JOB: Microsoft MOM Developer ** A friend of mine is looking for a Micr

OT:Friday Humour - Funny Side of Doctor's

** Delivery TimeA man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs, and I was in the wrong one.Doctor in Tex

Thanks God its Firday.. Some Humour time

It is Friday afternoon and time for a bit of humour to start/end your end with a smile Two Mexicans are lost in the desert. They see a tree in the distance. As they get nearer they see its draped with rasher upon rasher of juicy bacon. "Hey Pepe", says the first man. "Ees a ba

Re: OT: Try this out... Friday Humour

List)" 10/13/2006 02:01 PM Please respond to arslist@ARSLIST.ORG To arslist@ARSLIST.ORG cc Subject Re: OT: Try this out... Null ADM:Friday Humour ** Daniel:   That must have been fun to troubleshoot.  BTW, where is our usual Friday Humor

Re: OT: Try this out... Friday Humour

Title: RE: OT: Try this out... Friday Humour ** Thad:   You are so right   James McKenzie L-3 GSI   From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Thad Esser Sent: Friday, October 13, 2006 2:06 PM To

Re: OT: Try this out... Friday Humour

o the starting point continue upward to make the top.)   Fred From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Thad EsserSent: Friday, October 13, 2006 4:06 PMTo: arslist@ARSLIST.ORGSubject: Re: OT: Try this out... Friday Humour ** I just got thi

Re: OT: Try this out... Friday Humour

** Very interesting :-)  Joe. - Original Message From: "McKenzie, James J C-E LCMC HQISEC/L3" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORGSent: Friday, October 13, 2006 5:14:27 PMSubject: Re: OT: Try this out... Friday Humour** Thad:   You are so right   James

Re: OT: Try this out... Friday Humour

On Fri, 13 Oct 2006 14:06:08 -0700, Thad Esser wrote: >I just got this one this morning: >-- >How Smart Is Your Right Foot? > >This is so funny that it will boggle your mind. And you will keep >trying it at least 50 more times to see if you can outsmart your foot. >But

Re: OT: Try this out... Null ADM:Friday Humour

** I once worked with an organization that accidentally instead of sending all email that had no valid recipient to NUL, they sent it to Null.   As it turned out, there was a very upset Nancy Null trying to figure out where all this spam  email was coming from.   . Daniel -Orig

Re: OT: Try this out... Null ADM:Friday Humour

Title: RE: OT: Try this out... Null ADM:Friday Humour ** Daniel:   That must have been fun to troubleshoot.  BTW, where is our usual Friday Humor?  I know it was not MY turn to provide it.   James McKenzie   From: Action Request System discussion list

Re: Thanks God its Friday.. Some Humour time (UNCLASSIFIED)

slist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Thanks God its Firday.. Some Humour time ** It is Friday afternoon and time for a bit of humour to start/end your end with a smile Two Mexicans are lost in the desert. They see a tree in the distance. As they get nearer they see its draped with rasher upon rasher of

A bit of Friday humour in BMC's Error messages

ed server information tag 356 ARGetServerInfo ==> 2, 123, Unrecognized server information tag 355 ARGetServerInfo ==> 2, 123, Unrecognized server information tag 354 These are the new ones for 8.1. The humour comes from the 7.6.04 Error Messages Guide: 123 Unrecognized server informati

Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED)

They specialize in Remedy, have only 50 people on that team. What do the other 200 do, change lightbulbs?? "We are a company specializing in Remedy consulting and development with a team of 250+ engineers. Currently our Remedy team is 50 people strong ." . Daniel _ From:

Re: A bit of Friday humour in BMC's Error messages

ST.ORG] On Behalf Of Ben Chernys Sent: Friday, October 18, 2013 2:40 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: A bit of Friday humour in BMC's Error messages I just got the following errors with the 8.1 API against an 8.1 server (VERSION = 8.1.00 201301251157) ARGetServerInfo ==> 2, 123, U

Re: A bit of Friday humour in BMC's Error messages

Unrecognized server information tag 354 > > ** ** > > These are the new ones for 8.1. The humour comes from the 7.6.04 Error > Messages Guide: > > ** ** > > 123 > > *Unrecognized server information tag.* > > Error > > You specified a code

Re: A bit of Friday humour in BMC's Error messages

ongWing Sent: Friday, October 18, 2013 7:15 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: A bit of Friday humour in BMC's Error messages ** What code is giving this? On Oct 18, 2013 12:40 AM, "Ben Chernys" mailto:ben.cher...@softwaretoolhouse.com>> wrote: ** I just got the followi

Re: A bit of Friday humour in BMC's Error messages

"ARGetServerInfo" J Ben From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of LJ LongWing Sent: October-18-13 14:15 To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: A bit of Friday humour in BMC's Error messages ** What code is giving this?

Re: A bit of Friday humour in BMC's Error messages

] *On Behalf Of *LJ LongWing > *Sent:* October-18-13 14:15 > > *To:* arslist@ARSLIST.ORG > *Subject:* Re: A bit of Friday humour in BMC's Error messages > > ** ** > > ** > > What code is giving this? > > On Oct 18, 2013 12:40 AM, "Ben Chern

Re: A bit of Friday humour in BMC's Error messages

Yes. Ben From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of LJ LongWing Sent: October-18-13 18:04 To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: A bit of Friday humour in BMC's Error messages ** Is this the C API then? On Fri, Oct 18, 2013 at

Re: A bit of Friday humour in BMC's Error messages

ist(ARSList) [mailto: > arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] *On Behalf Of *LJ LongWing > *Sent:* October-18-13 18:04 > > *To:* arslist@ARSLIST.ORG > *Subject:* Re: A bit of Friday humour in BMC's Error messages > > ** ** > > ** > > Is this the C API

Re: A bit of Friday humour in BMC's Error messages

ect: Re: A bit of Friday humour in BMC's Error messages ** Sorrycan't help you then...I don't know the C API, just the Java one :( On Fri, Oct 18, 2013 at 11:11 AM, Ben Chernys wrote: ** Yes. Ben From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arsli

Re: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED)

lf Thanks, Gary Opela, Jr Sr. Remedy Developer Leader Communications, Inc. 405 736 3211 -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of arslist Sent: Friday, September 07, 2007 9:31 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday

Re: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED)

hellman PE From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Kern, Robert SBA Sent: Friday, September 07, 2007 12:13 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED) ** We

Re: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED)

nice weekend :-) Robert Germany -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Drew Shuller Sent: Friday, September 07, 2007 5:59 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UN

Re: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED)

> [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Kern, Robert SBA > Sent: Friday, September 07, 2007 12:13 PM > > To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG > Subject: Re: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED) > > > ** > > > Well, anyway ... they can be specialized in

Re: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED)

ineer" was really just a "Help Desk analyst." -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Kern, Robert SBA Sent: Friday, September 07, 2007 11:13 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Re

Re: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED)

t System discussion list(ARSList) > > [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of arslist > > Sent: Friday, September 07, 2007 9:31 AM > > To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG > > Subject: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED) > > > > ** > > > > T

Re: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED)

To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED) ** They specialize in Remedy, have only 50 people on that team. What do the other 200 do, change lightbulbs?? "We are a company specializing in Remedy consulting and development with a te

Re: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED)

know what they want huh?!! Joe -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of Kaiser Norm E CIV USAF 96 CS/SCCE Sent: Friday, September 07, 2007 1:03 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy pos

Re: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED)

Somebody obviously has too much time on his hands and takes himself too seriously!;-) _ From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of arslist Sent: Friday, September 07, 2007 8:01 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humour RE

Re: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED)

ompanies I did any projects with.. I'm just curious that's all.. Cheers Joe -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of vikram Sent: Friday, September 07, 2007 5:48 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: F

Re: Remedy Support Site - Fixed? Not exactly their support site OT:Friday Humour

** Well, so this is a physical mailing from BMCSoftware, but it seems related to some ancient data appearing for people.   Somehow I have joined a company called "Ultramar Diamond Shamrock Incorporated"   [which doesn't match any support id I have on the web page]   Ironically the brochur

general advice on how to sell the work - this is not a Friday humour

my dear senior experts, actually my question could go to a novice as well. It's as the following: I got an offer for an implementation of the ITSM Suite for an African country. It's suppose to be a 30 days of work. And they are looking for a frenchy. So for me it's perfect. The problem is that

Re: ARSList awards meeting refreshments and Friday Humour arrives a day early this week

Believe or not the packages now come with a surprisingly short best before date, three months I believe (yet it should be decades). I presume to ensure turnover at the retail level, or perhaps they insulate a north wall with the returns. :-) Now I shall chastise myself and others for thinking tod

Re: ARSList awards meeting refreshments and Friday Humour arrives a day early this week

Submitted My 1st Critical and high ticket last night because I had a server issues... it is currently 10:30 mytime or 7:30 PST. Or Maybe Dave can answer this ? This morning I recieved the below message.. -- Question is Why ? -- Does this email meet there SLA ? Does this meet the S1 Criterium ? -

Re: general advice on how to sell the work - this is not a Friday humour

http://www.SpeedUpARS.com - Original Message - From: "Remedy Maniac" Newsgroups: public.remedy.arsystem.general To: Sent: Friday, May 15, 2009 7:37 AM Subject: general advice on how to sell the work - this is not a Friday humour my dear senior experts, actually my question could go to a

Re: general advice on how to sell the work - this is not a Friday humour

Serouche, I would just go with the flow. Let them bring in the BMC person (at more money and less experance) and then show the company what a experanced person can do. Howard On Fri, May 15, 2009 at 7:37 AM, Remedy Maniac wrote: > my dear senior experts, > > actually my question could go to a

Re: general advice on how to sell the work - this is not a Friday humour

work - this is not a Friday humour my dear senior experts, actually my question could go to a novice as well. It's as the following: I got an offer for an implementation of the ITSM Suite for an African country. It's suppose to be a 30 days of work. And they are looking for a french

Re: general advice on how to sell the work - this is not a Friday humour

: general advice on how to sell the work - this is not a Friday humour my dear senior experts, actually my question could go to a novice as well. It's as the following: I got an offer for an implementation of the ITSM Suite for an African country. It's suppose to be a 30 days of work. An

Re: general advice on how to sell the work - this is not a Friday humour

riday, May 15, 2009 11:19 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: general advice on how to sell the work - this is not a Friday humour ** Serouche, As a Remedy developer working for a company who utilizes contract assistance from time to time, I know there is something you have to offer that BM

Re: general advice on how to sell the work - this is not a Friday humour

In situations like this: WWDD What would Dwight Do (Dwight Schrute - from "The Office") In a recent episode -- he suggested unleashing a bee hive in the office of the competitor -- you may want to consider that as one of your options. -John On May 15, 2009, at 6:37 AM, Remedy Maniac

Re: general advice on how to sell the work - this is not a Friday humour

Quote your original rate. Make sure you're doing something with the implementation. Let BMC take the heat, and pick up the slack when they've gone. Drew > > > > On May 15, 2009, at 6:37 AM, Remedy Maniac wrote: > > my dear senior experts, > > actually my question could go to a novice as well. > >

Re: general advice on how to sell the work - this is not a Friday humour

many thanks to all who have showned concern on my question. Specially to Dennis and Jennifer for their wised advice. I've already revised my original rate. But for other reasons. And not th at much. And I shall be doing the job along with the BMC consultant. It could bring more afterwards. Let see

Re: general advice on how to sell the work - this is not a Friday humour

unds like fun.   Tim   t...@remedyedge.com Remedy Edge, LLC --- On Fri, 5/15/09, Remedy Maniac wrote: From: Remedy Maniac Subject: general advice on how to sell the work - this is not a Friday humour To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Date: Friday, May 15, 2009, 7:37 AM my dear senior experts, actually

Re: Possibly spam: general advice on how to sell the work - this is not a Friday humour

not a Friday humour my dear senior experts, actually my question could go to a novice as well. It's as the following: I got an offer for an implementation of the ITSM Suite for an African country. It's suppose to be a 30 days of work. And they are looking for a frenchy. So for me it