That's great. Thanks Natasha.
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From: Natasha [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Friday, November 16, 2001 1:40 PM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: OT Fridays funnies!! [7:26526]
Just a note
Because of the lousy job market for netwotkers lately I've decided to
Just a note
Because of the lousy job market for netwotkers lately I've decided to
pass this site along.
http://www.oddtodd.com
now the funnies.
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People in other countries sometimes go out of their way to communicate
with
their English-speaking tourists. Here a
This weekend I'm going to the Henry Ford Museum for a lost weekend so
you're getting them early.
From: The White House
To: Albert Gore, Jr
Dear Al,
We found some more votes. You won. When do you want to take over?
Sincerely, George W. Bush
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A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The
husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says,
"Honey, I know we've been married for 15 years, but, I want a
divorce."
The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph.
She then says,
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents
to
tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their
stories.
Kathy said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg-laying hens.
One
time we were taking o
First off I would like to express my sincere condolences to the
families, friends, and fellow colleagues affected in Tuesdays tragedy.
Natasha
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A grandfather and granddaugher were sitting and talking when the young
girl asked, "Did God make you, Grandpa?"
"Yes, G
A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of them
falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are
rolled back in his head.The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls
911. He gasps to the operator, "Bubba is dead! What can I do?" The
operator, in a calm soot
Oh goodness He/She sounds all of 17.
-Patrick
>>> "Natasha" 08/24/01 12:01PM >>>
Ok 2 jokes and then something that was posted on the groupstudy jobs
list that you may get a kick out of.
Name withheld of course.
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Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American,
Ok 2 jokes and then something that was posted on the groupstudy jobs
list that you may get a kick out of.
Name withheld of course.
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Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American,
and a Mexican, and they get captured by some Amazons. The head
of the tribe says to the
Disclaimer, these are jokes!
Three sisters ages 92, 94, and 96 live in a house together. One night
the 96 year old draws a
bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells down the
stairs "was I getting in or out of the bath?".
The 94 year old yells back "I don't know
Guess I'm a little late...
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If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can get along without pep pills,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the s
still considered rude to drive the U-Haul to the funeral home.
DINING OUT:
1. When decanting wine from the box, make sure that you tilt the paper
cup and pour slowly so as not to "bruise" the fruit of the wine.
2. If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your
hands.
ENTERT
A woman bought a new BMW and was out on the interstate for a
nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through
her hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle
jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights
behind her. "There's no way they can catch a Bim
Just in case you need some ideas for your 4th of July party.
http://natasha38.botbuilders.com/horseshoes.jpg
For those of you who plan to travel for the weekend!
http://jevans.xerox-sbc.com/Signs/1_signs_.htm
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A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper f
This website should keep you guys busy until well into next week ;-)
http://www.createafart.com/index.asp
--
Natasha Flazynski
CCNA, MCSE
http://www.ciscobot.com
My Cisco information site.
http://www.botbuilders.com
Artificial Intelligence and Linux development
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These links were just to funnie so I had to share them..
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1)
WASHINGTON, DC--Offering unemployment aid with "a huge potential upside"
to the approximately 100,000
Americans who lost their jobs in the New Economy collapse, the
government's new eBenefits stock-option plan is proving wildly pop
#1...
Subject: Why Men Aren't Secretaries
Husband's note to his wife:
Doctor's office called: Said Pabst Beer is normal."
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#2...
1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is B
Something didn't happen, so second try!
TAKE ONE Two engineering students greeted each other on their way to
class
and one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer
replied, "Well, I was walking along y
>From Chuck Larrieu this time!
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>
--
Natasha Flazynski
http://www.ciscobot.com
My Cisco information site.
http://www.botbuilders.com
Artificial Intelligence and Linux development
"Out of Clutter, find Simplic
Bill, Hillary, and Al were in an airplane that crashed. They're up in
heaven, and God's sitting on the great white throne.
God addresses Al first. "Al, what do you believe in?"
Al replies, "Well, I believe that the combustion engine is evil and
that we need to save the world from CFCs and that
An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked
him how he was feeling.
"I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen year old
bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about
that?"
The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me
1)
A young executive was leaving the office at 6 p.m. when he found the CEO
standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in hand.
"Listen," said the CEO, "this is important, and my secretary has left.
Can you make this thing work?" "Certainly," said the young executive.
He turned the m
TYPICAL MALE DECISION PROCESS
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which
to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives
each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what
they do with the money.
The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty
salon, gets he
not too funny NAT- asha ( means " hope" )
-PG
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From:Natasha [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent:Fri, 26 Jan 2001 14:01:13 -0500
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: OT Fridays Funnies!
Here's your weekly safety brief. Be careful what you wear (or don
That incident is what caused me to switch careers and move away from Sydney.
;-) And ladies, please try to warm up your hands first!
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From: Natasha [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Friday, January 26, 2001 11:01 AM
To: CCIE Group study list
Subject: OT Fridays Funnies
Here's your weekly safety brief. Be careful what you wear (or don't
wear), when working under your vehicle...especially in public.
From the Sydney Morning Herald Australia comes this story of a central
west couple who drove their car to K-Mart only to have their car break
down in the parking
"Howard C. Berkowitz" wrote:
> > Eternity (e*ter*ni*tee) n. The last two minutes of a football game.
>
> Isn't that also the time to reboot the router?
>
depends on the time of day, whether its in use, and your proximity to a
phone and/or the users.
It can also be applied to the time it ta
Hi, Natasha
I have to admit I'm your fan. You're a gem for this list.
Thanks!!
Jaeheon
On 12 Jan 2001 19:25:18 -0500, [EMAIL PROTECTED] (Natasha) wrote:
>Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes, when pulled over
>by a policeman.
>
> Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion tha
A correction or two.
>Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes, when pulled over
>by a policeman.
>
> Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs, when you're
>right, but he just hasn't
> realized it yet.
Therefore, there are no arguments with the people that write Cisc
Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes, when pulled over
by a policeman.
Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs, when you're
right, but he just hasn't
realized it yet.
Balance the checkbook (bal*ens da chek*buk) v. To go to the cash
machine and hit
"inquire
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