Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married
If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of
humour.
The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.'
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'
Well, the hours
Dear Spiders,
Unlike those of us addicted to weaving our webs with threads for
hours on end (isn't that being stuck? vbg), our 8-legged namesake
doesn't. This video explains why:
http://www.sciencefriday.com/program/archives/201203302
Enjoy!
Vicki in Marylandwho really likes spider
Why, Why, Why
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are
getting weak?
Why do banks charge a fee due to insufficient funds when they already know
you're broke?
Why is it that when someone tells you that there are one billion stars in
the universe, you
David's message came through with all the other Arachne mail. So, using the
'This is not spam' button would seem to make a permanent change.
Patricia in Wales
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David wrote:
perhaps someone can explain to ME why I am being regarded as Spam.
All my lace and lace-chat receipts were marked spam until I marked them
otherwise because I was getting so many of them.
DH often got his emails marked as spam when he tried to send them to friends
because he'd
AM
Subject: Re: [lace-chat] Why Me
At 01:53 AM 31/08/2008, [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
David's message came through with all the other Arachne mail. So, using
the
'This is not spam' button would seem to make a permanent change.
Great - now I can go to bed and rest easy. Tomorrow is the first
On 3/8/08 12:56 PM, Sue Duckles wrote:
. . . last week I 'volunteered' to take over the
production and editing of our quarterly magazine!!
Shades of 'I can do that'!! I was hoping that
someone else would volunteer too but, as usual in these
situations, everyone else took a step
Hi Joyce
I'm not sure if it's just me being thick. but I can't open any of
the 'files' on the site maybe they don't work with an apple mac?
The newsletter's not coming on too badly... I've only got half of it
to fill!!!
Sue
I edited a monthly for twelve years. In 1989, I wrote
Sue
These are Unix Manual files - with the extension .MAN
They opened for me in Text Edit and in Word, but both versions show
bits of odd formatting code.
I'm using MAC OSX 10.3.
Click on the link and a small window pops up with the option to save to
disc or open with, choose.
Select Word
Thanks for that Brenda. I forced it to open in text edit and it
worked!! (agreed, there was the odd bits of code, but at least I can
read it!!) BTW I'm using OSX 10.5.2 (Leopard...)
Thanks Joy. Will now download all of it!!
Sue
On 18 Mar 2008, at 17:55, Brenda Paternoster wrote:
Sue
On 3/18/08 12:55 PM, Brenda Paternoster wrote:
These are Unix Manual files - with the extension .MAN
They opened for me in Text Edit and in Word, but both
versions show bits of odd formatting code.
I'm sure glad you answered before I did -- I'd forgotten
that the extensions were MAN. These
Hello fellow Spiders
Why do I open my mouth and volunteer for extra work. We've just
had our Lace Group AGM, and last week I 'volunteered' to take over the
production and editing of our quarterly magazine!! Shades of 'I can
do that'!! I was hoping that someone else would
**_Why we forward jokes_**
A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was
enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that
he was dead.
He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had
been dead for years. He wondered where the road was leading
them.
After a
On 2/9/07 6:25 AM, Carol Adkinson wrote:
I was
told to take it easy, which I translate as *not* doing
things like the washing, ironing and vacuuming, and
*doing* things which I enjoy - lacemaking, reading,
crosswords, etc
Better to translate it as do what you feel like doing --
whether
But why is it, when I have the time to do all those latter things, I don't
seem to have the energy. Can one sort of 'postpone' the recuperation
until
one feels slightly more the ticket, and can cope with yards of
lace-making?
Carol
It would be nice to be able to postpone the recuperation
WHY MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE
Men Are Just Happier People--
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be Prime Minister.
You can never be pregnant.
You
Your last name stays put
The garage is all yours
Wedding plans take care of themselves
Chocolate is just another snack
You can be president
You can wear a white t-shirt to a water park
You can wear NO t-shirt to a water park
Car mechanics tell you the truth
The world is your urinal
You never have
what about using the delete key instead of flaming ? that's what i'll do
from now ...
dominique from spring in Paris, france .. it's so good to have a little
warmth and sun at last
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I'm not at all shy about expressing political opinions myself - BUT I
feel that when they involve such sensitive issues, it is more
courteous not to put them on lists dedicated to other purposes.
I know I can simply hit delete, but I'd prefer to keep everyone on
the list as a friend, and when
Since I mistook the understanding that Lace-chat was open for any
discussion, and having read many of Tamara's dissertations with which I did
not agree, I posted something that may cause my being sanctioned. Thus, I
am unsubscribing from Lace-chat. just as soon as this message is posted.
This has nothing to do with Disillusioned-with-Bush It is about the
support of our troops and the real fear that Saddam was developing nuclear
power, even though weapons of mass destruction were not found. Obviously,
most of the peaceniks are too young to know of the atrocities vested by
I'm going to stick my head above the parapet and ask the moderator to rule on
patriotic outbursts on an international forum. I imagine we all love our
respective countries but don't feel it neccessary to voice it in the context of
this list. It is, after all, a form of political statement.
Dear Patricia, I have not seen a ruling on this thread so I am going
to go ahead and make my statement. We may have come kicking and
screaming into the WWII but come we did and at what a price. Think
Flanders Fieldsand a lot of other places Americans are buried
because they died
Dear Friends,
We may have come kicking and
screaming into the WWII but come we did and at what a price. Think
Flanders Fields
I'm not going to write another thing about wars after this, being a veteran
myself. However, Flanders Fields was in fact World War 1, when Australia
lost an entire
Dear David, You are correct that Flanders Field is WWI vintage. I
should have said Normandy instead of Flanders. In whatever country,
England, France, Belgium, and from what ever war they are still
dead American Soldiers, buried overseas because they were fighting
for someone else's
Thank you Carol for reinforcing my plea to the moderator, who I'd forgotten
wouldn't be available immediately.
We are an international community all with a totally different slant on the
same thing. Therefore this list isn't the right place to be displaying
individual patrotism. I had no
The Answer to Why.. We are all peace lovers, and deplore the deaths and
injuries of our sons and daughters. However, that is the cost of freedom.
Betty Ann Rice, Roanoke, Virginia USA - Proud Wife of a US Navy sailor who
served for 23 years+ in Viet Nam and around the world, and who would
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk
by the condom display, and the boy asks, What are these, Dad?
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, Those are called condoms son.
Men use them to have safe sex.
Oh I see, replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've
Why Men Are Just Happier People--
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate
is just another snack. You can be President. You
can never be pregnant. You can wear a white
T-shirt to a water park.
Mum and Dad were watching TV when Mum said, I'm tired, and it's
getting late. I think I'll go to bed. She went to the kitchen to
make sandwiches for the next day's lunches. Rinsed out the popcorn bowls,
took meat out of the freezer for supper the following evening, checked
the cereal box levels,
Dear Friends,
Thought many of you would like this poem
Love
David in Ballarat
My Link in Time
By Ann Glasgow
From lands and seas that I shall never know,
complex roads have merged their path to me.
Translucent threads of ancient lives before
interwove this web which is my pedigree.
Cultures of
Subject: Why did the chicken cross the road?
GEORGE W BUSH
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to
know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is
either against us or for us. There is no middle ground here.
COLIN POWELL
Just once in awhile I get a good joke, given the current state of my body, I
really appreciate this one.
Lynn Scott, Wollongong, Australia
With all the new technology regarding fertility, a 65
year-old woman was
able to give birth to a baby recently. When she was
discharged from the
Received this in my mail today and thought it would be a good one to share.
Hope it's appropriate from here.
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What makes 100%? What does it mean to give more than a 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than
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