Wasn't it a simulated kiss?
--- On Fri, 21/11/08, Aditya Bondyopadhyay <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
From: Aditya Bondyopadhyay <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: Re: g_b Vote for Bigg Boss Inmate - Ashu (Gay Connection, Read On :))
To: gay_bombay@yahoogroups.com
Date: Friday, 21 November, 2008, 9:37 AM
Are u one of them?
--- On Wed, 19/11/08, Aditya Bondyopadhyay <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
From: Aditya Bondyopadhyay <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: Re: g_b Vote for Bigg Boss Inmate - Ashu (Gay Connection, Read On :))
To: gay_bombay@yahoogroups.com
Date: Wednesday, 19 November, 2008, 2:03 PM
THE NEW YORK TIMES
November 13, 2008, 9:00 pm
What It Felt Like to Be Equal
By Judith Warner
I had barely finished sniffling over Barack Obama’s victory when I received an
e-mail message from Amy Silverstein, the wife of my best friend from high
school, Angela Padilla.
She had been glad to
THE NEW YORK TIMES
November 12, 2008
Anti-Gay, Anti-Family
By DAN SAVAGE
COUNTLESS Americans, gay and otherwise, are still mourning — and social
conservatives are still celebrating — the approval last Tuesday of
anti-gay-marriage amendments in Florida, Arizona and, most heartbreaking,
Cal
· A college professor in an art class asked his students to sketch a
naked man. As the professor walked around the class checking the sketches, he
noticed that one of the young ladies had sketched the man with an erection.
The professor said, "Oh, no, I wanted it the other way."
She rep
Would this include the GB and G_B sites too?
A.
==
i wont be surprised if it includes gb and g_b too in the near future. as of now
no.
regards
moderator
With all the advances in medical technology regarding fertility, a
65-year-old friend of mine was able to at last give birth. A boy, Jason. As
soon as she was discharged from hospital, I called in to see her.
"Where’s Jason? Let me see him,” I said as soon as I came through the door.
"Not yet,"
Men have breast tissue too and sometimes, due to hormonal imbalance, it
develops and they sprout breasts. Usually occurs during the teens and the
condition is called gyanecomastia. Very seldom men develop breast cancer.
Anyway, nips do decorate hunks well, don't they?
--- On Fri, 17/10/08,
THE NEW YORK TIMES
October 10, 2008
Connecticut Ruling Overturns Ban on Same-Sex Marriage
By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
HARTFORD, Conn. (AP) -- Connecticut's Supreme Court ruled Friday that same-sex
couples have the right to marry, making the state the third behind
Massachusetts and California t
Straight from the horses's mouth??? Neig
Welcome, sir.
--- On Tue, 30/9/08, ekkiebird <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
From: ekkiebird <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: g_b Hi. newbie here :)
To: gay_bombay@yahoogroups.com
Date: Tuesday, 30 September, 2008, 12:46 AM
Hello fellow people. I ho
From:
THE NEW YORK TIMES
September 30, 2008
Gay Families Find the Bronx Is a Place to Call Home
By LISA W. FODERARO
It is a statistic surprising even to those it describes: Same-sex couples in
the Bronx are more likely to have children than those in any other New York
City borough, according t
Thank u for the enlightenment. Now I know the truth!! Alas!!
Cheers,
Asfan.
--- On Sun, 7/9/08, Aditya Bondyopadhyay <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
From: Aditya Bondyopadhyay <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: Re: g_b Gay world is all about selling and marketing oneself?
To: gay_bombay@yah
Selling and marketing ourselves???
I hadn't realised all these years that I was a prostitute!!!
--- On Thu, 4/9/08, Nishant Jain <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
From: Nishant Jain <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: g_b Gay world is all about selling and marketing oneself?
To:
Date: Thursday, 4 Sept
Cliff Richards was born in Lucknow in 1940
--- On Fri, 5/9/08, Aditya Bondyopadhyay <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
From: Aditya Bondyopadhyay <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: g_b At 67, Sir Cliff Richards comes out of the closet
To:
Date: Friday, 5 September, 2008, 5:37 PM
http://entertainmen t.t
>From The Times
September 2, 2008
Gay priest Dr Jeffrey John could become a bishop in Wales
Dr John has a civil partnership with another priest, but is celibate
Ruth Gledhill, Religion Correspondent
#yiv12020159 div#related-article-link
>From The Times
September 2, 2008
Gay priest Dr Jeffrey John could become a bishop in Wales
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Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Pearly Gate Saint Peter was waiting for
him. After reviewing his records Saint Peter decided to let him in. "Follow
me." he said, opening the gate and walking in.
After some walk, Saint Peter's keys accidentally fell on the ground. Unaware,
he bent over to
out to two of my lady friends. For which I am thankful to
all my GB frriends. It also made me realise that the world is not so homophobic
after all.
I wish GB a happy 10th birthday and all success in future.
Asfan.
Did you know? You can CHAT without downloading messenger. Go to
http
There is a male sex and a female sex. What is the "third" sex?
Are we anatomically different? Do we have different genitalia?
Humbug!
Asfan.
--- On Sat, 23/8/08, gay_bombay moderator <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
From: gay_bombay moderator <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: g
The Pope was finishing his sermon and ended it with the Latin phrase, "Tuti
Hominus" -- Blessed be mankind.
A women's rights group approached the Pope the next day. They said, 'We noticed
that the Pope blessed all mankind, but not womankind.'
The next day, after His sermon, the Pope concluded by
Salil,
Pateti is the last day of the old year. Navroze is New Year's day.
Somehow, down the way, Navroze has been wrongly termed as Pateti.
And it has stuck that way!
Have a nice holiday on the 19th!
Asfan.
--- On Sun, 17/8/08, Salil <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
From: Sa
Wishing all Zoroastrians and the whole wide world a very happy Pateti (18th)
and a very happy Navroze (19th).
May the coming new year see the repeal of 377. Amen.
Love,
Asfan.
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Eyes <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
From: Dreamy Eyes <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: g_b Re:Hi Guys,
To: gay_bombay@yahoogroups.com
Date: Saturday, 9 August, 2008, 6:28 PM
seriously Aditya and Asfan why do you two have to make fun of a person?.. .
not everyone is really well
How does one "manure" a doctor? Smear him with cowdung?
--- On Mon, 4/8/08, r_s19802000 <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
From: r_s19802000 <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: g_b Hi Guys,
To: gay_bombay@yahoogroups.com
Date: Monday, 4 August, 2008, 7:18 PM
Hi Guys,
I am 28 Male .Indian... looking for
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A man was found murdered in his home over the weekend. Detectives at the scene
found the man face down in his tub. The tub had been filled with milk, and the
deceased had a banana protruding from his buttocks.
Police suspect a cereal killer
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1.It is important to find a man who works around the house, cooks and cleans,
and helps care for the kids, and who makes money.
2. It is important to find a man who loves to spend money on you, and show you
a good time.
3. It is important to find a man who's good in bed and who loves to have
The NEW YORK TIMES
July 18, 2008
Trial for Vaccine Against H.I.V. Is Canceled
By LAWRENCE K. ALTMAN
Plans for a large human trial of a promising government-developed H.I.V.
vaccine in the United States were canceled Thursday because a top federal
official said scientists realized that they did
An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight
attendant, who seemed to be putting everyone into a good mood as he served them
food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced
to the passengers: "Captain Marvin has as
Creation vs Evolution has been settled!
A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race come about?"
The Mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve; they had children and, so all
mankind was made."
A few days later, the little girl asked her father the same question. The
father answered,
Three guys are in a doctor's office. One is a drunk, another's a smoker
and the third's a gay guy.
The doctor tells each of them that, if they indulge in their bad habit one more
time, they will die.
Outside they pass a bar. The drunk says, "I don't care if I die, I need a
drink." The drunk goe
That is a cruel joke.
Asfan.
--- On Wed, 4/6/08, Vinita G <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
From: Vinita G <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: g_b MAN WITH NO ARMS
To:
Date: Wednesday, 4 June, 2008, 10:22 PM
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MAN WITH NO ARMS
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A man
THE NEW YORK TIMES
May 30, 2008
Gay Marriage Opponents Consider Ways to Fight New Policy
By NICHOLAS CONFESSORE
Opponents of same-sex unions were pondering a range of legal and legislative
challenges to Gov. David A. Paterson’s new policy of having state agencies
honor same-sex marriages t
THE NEW YORK TIMES
May 30, 2008
How Governor Set His Stance on Gay Rights
By JEREMY W. PETERS and DANNY HAKIM
When David A. Paterson was growing up and his parents would go out of town, he
and his little brother would stay in Harlem with family friends they called
Uncle Stanley and Uncle Ron
Walking through the woods a man comes up to another man hugging a tree
with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquires, "Just out
of curiosity, what the hell are you doing?" I’m listening to the
music of the tree." "You gotta be kiddin' me." No, would you like to give
it a t
"A true friend is someone who knows you're
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Once a farmer has a horse, who has a very depressing face, so the farmer puts
up an ad in local newspaper.
"Anybody who makes my horse laugh, gets $10,000". The next day a man comes up
to the farm and says" I can do it, just let me be alone with the horse for 5
minutes". The farmer agrees.
Aft
GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.
PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did
he do to deserve that?
GIRL: Well, he kissed me.
PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this?
( The psychiatrist kissed the girl )
GIRL: ..Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST:
Published Date: 13 March 2008
Source: The Scotsman
Catholic bishop hits out at 'gay conspiracy' to destroy Christianity
By TRISTAN STEWART-ROBERTSON
ONE of Scotland's most senior Catholics has launched an attack on the "gay
lobby" in Scotland, claiming there is a "huge and well-o
Dear Mimo69,
This is an interesting article but where did you read it?
Is it from an established medical/scientific journal?
Or is it a personal opinion of the author?
Please do inform as some of it doesn't seem plausible.
Thanks,
Asfan.
Mimo69 <[EMAIL PROTECTED
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local restaurant.
The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a
while "the lights would turn off." Each time thelights would go out, the place
would erupt into cheers. However, when the revellers saw the nun, th
he a woman hater?
I do hope
other readers also castigate this illeterate, shameless, idioticand ruthless
Mr.
Pasha.
We can do without his ilk. He is the type of person responsible
for gays being at the recieving end.
Asfan.
pasha_trans <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
No PROB
At 85 years of age, Wally married Lou Anne,
a lovely 25 year old.
Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after
their wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms,
because she is concerned that her new but aged husband
may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night tog
A young woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing
herself into the Arabian Sea off the Gateway of India..
She went down to the pier and was about to leap into the frigid water when a
handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the pier crying. He took
pity
A man was brought to Mercy Hospital, and went in for heart surgery. The
operation went well, and as the groggy man regained consciousness, he was
reassured by a Sister of Mercy waiting by his bed.
"Mr. Smith, you're going to be just fine," the nun said while patting his
hand. "We do have to
Good evening ladies", Sherlock Holmes said as he passed three women eating
bananas on a park bench.
"Do you know them?" Dr. Watson asked.
"No", Holmes replied, "I've never met the nun, the prostitute or the bride we
just passed."
"Good Lord, Holmes, how in the world did you know all th
A group of cowboys were out on the range branding some cattle.
While they were away the new cook saw a sheep tied to a post.
Thinking it was for that night's dinner he slaughtered the sheep,
and cooked it.
That night after dinner the cowboys were all sulking and ignoring
the cook.
He pulled one
Dear Lizzie,
One could always try. Do let me know the results in due course.
I am so glad you like and enjoy my pearls of wisdom. I am, indeed,
very grateful.
Asfan.
[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
Asfan -
As most people I stay with do not wear underpants...do you
From: New Scientist 2 Feb 2008:
Magnets in underpants
WE ARE surprised nobody thought of this before: a magnetic therapy for the
world's most over-advertised dysfunction. The makers of Magnehance claim that
if you are male you can enhance your organ's performance by wearing a flexible
neodymium
s to prove our old concept of the Indian (and not merely
the Mumbai) police - do anything to make money.
Asfan.
lgbtindiagroup <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
Hi All
Pastied below is the coverage of the busted gay party in mumbai
papers. today's hindustan times , mumbai
A salesman checked into a futuristic hotel.
Realizing he needed a haircut before the next day's
meeting, he called down to the desk clerk to ask if
there was a barber on the premises.
I'm afraid not, sir," the clerk told him
apologetically, "but down the hall from your room is
a vending machi
A guy goes to hell and is met by the devil. The devil explains that the
punishments are changed every thousand years, so he is to select his first
punishment.
In the first room, he sees a young guy on the wall being whipped. The new guy
is not keen on this, so he asks to see the next room.
The
>From Times Online
January 30, 2008
Heath Ledger's last movie role could be completed by computer
Philippe Naughton and agencies
Heath Ledger could appear in his last film courtesy of computer wizardry -
unless its director persuades Johnny Depp to step into his role instead.
The young Austra
At the village fair the showman was shouting his wares in order to attract
customers.
Roll up, ladies and gentlemen and see the leopard. With all his spots! One
spot for each day of the year. Eh, whats that lady? Leap year? O. K.
George, he called out to his assistant. Georg
Guts or Balls?
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know
the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition
for each is listed below...
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by
your wife with a broom
Two parents take their son on a vacation to a nude beach. The father goes for a
walk on the beach, and the son goes and plays in the water. The son comes
running up to his mom and
says, "Mommy, I saw ladies with breasts a lot bigger than yours!"
The mom says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they
THE NEW YORK TIMES
January 24, 2008
Appraisal
Prince of Intensity With a Lightness of Touch
By A. O. SCOTT
The defining performance of Heath Ledgers tragically foreshortened career
more or less equivalent to what Jim Stark in Rebel Without a Cause was for
James Dean will sur
Two blokes are having a beer, talking about various sex positions. The first
bloke says that his favourite position is the "rodeo."
T
he other bloke asks what the position is and how to do it.
T
he first replies, "Well, get your wife on all fours and do it doggy style.
Once things get under
A man is walking around New York with his wife. They find a perfume shop, the
wife goes in, and he waits outside. A hooker comes along and says to him, "Like
to come home with me, buddy?"
"For how much?" asks the man.
"One hundred dollars."
"I'll give you five bucks."
The girl spits at him and wa
Grandma's boyfriend
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys
in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, 'Grandma, how
come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?'
Grandma replied, 'Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I c
Done the needful.
Mr. Portugal gets zero marks from me.Ugh!!!
Asfan
Vikram D <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
You've voted (or not) for Indian Idol, Sa Re Ga Ma, Nach Baliye and
every other Indian reality show that requires votes, even though none of them
had the (ope
The Madam opened the brothel door to see a frail, elderly gentleman. "Can I
help you?" the madam asked.
"I want Natalie," the old man replied.
"Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps someone else..."
"No, I must see Natalie."
Just then Natalie appeared and announced to the old m
PLAYING THE GAME OF INDOOR GOLF IN A PROPER MANNER
1.Each player shall furnish his own equipment - normally, one club and two
balls.
2. The owner of the hole must approve play on a course.
3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club into the hole and keep
the balls out.
A Code Of Ethical Behaviour For Patients
1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort.
Involvement with the patient's suffering might cause him to
lose valuable scientific objectivity.
2. Be cheerful at all times. Your doctor leads a busy and
trying life and requires
THE NEW YORK TIMES
January 2, 2008
New H.I.V. Cases Drop, but Rise in Young Gay Men
By SARAH KERSHAW
For years he had numbed his pain and fear with drugs, alcohol and anonymous
sex. But in a flash of clarity one day, when the crystal meth was wearing off,
Javier Arriola dragged himself t
A prostitute went to visit a colleague in the hospital just before she was
about to have a heart transplant.
The woman, concerned about her friend's welfare, went up to the surgeon who was
going to perform the operation and said "Doctor, I'm worried about my friend.
What if her body rejects the
In a recent on-line poll, 38,562
women were asked to identify a woman's ultimate fantasy.
97.8 percent of the respondents said that a woman's ultimate fantasy is
to have two men at once.
While this poll result has been verified by a recent sociological study,
it appears that most men do not reali
CANNIBAL RESTAURANT
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came
upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over
the menu...
+ Tourist: $5
+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+ Fried Explorer: $15.00
+ Baked Democrat or Grilled
from:
THE NEW YORK TIMES
December 2, 2007
In a Progressive State, a City Where Gay Life Hangs by a Thread
By ANDREW JACOBS
NEWARK, Nov. 30 To live in Newark often means grappling with unrelenting
poverty, the anesthetizing lure of drugs, murderous gangs, a lack of decent
jobs.
The Maid asked for a raise.
The Madam was very upset about this and asked: "Now
Maria, why do you want an increase?"
Maria: "Well Madam, there are three reasons why I
want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you."
Madam: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria: "The Master
From The Times
November 26, 2007
Attorney-General set to scupper plans to make gay hate a crime
Richard Ford and Frances Gibb
Government plans to criminalise the stirring up of hatred against gays and
lesbians are in disarray because of a Cabinet split over the need for such a
A man enters his favourite ritzy restaurant, and while sitting at his regular
table, he noticed a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby, all alone. He
calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive bottle of Merlot to be
sent over to her, knowing that if she accepts it, she is his.
Dat was great, Bloot.
Cheers,
A.
Bloot Fontaine <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
A woman and her son were taking a cab in New York City. It was
raining and all the hookers were standing under the awnings. "Mom," said the
little boy, "what are all those women doing?"
"They're waiting for
A young Native American woman went to a doctor for her first ever physical exam.
After checking all of her vitals and running
The usual tests, the doctor said,
"Well, Running Doe, you are in fine health.
I could find no problems.
I did notice one abnormality however."
"Oh, what is th
There was a cop on his horse waiting to cross the road when a little boy on his
new shiny bike stopped beside him.
''Nice bike,'' the cop said, ''did Santa bring it to you?''
''Yep,'' the little boy said, ''he sure did!''
The cop looked at the bike and while handing the boy a $20 ticket he sai
Three friends (two straight guys and a gay guy) and their significant others
were on a cruise. A tidal wave came and swamped the ship and they all drowned.
The next thing you know, they're standing before St. Peter.
First came one of the straight guys and his wife. St. Peter shook his head
sadly
Thanks Lizzie,
I am back in circulation now.A quirk in the internet
had blacklisted me and not the moderators.
Thanks for being such a darling.
Asfan.
[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
Asfan -
You have not been blacklisted by me...just send them directly to me
After a two year long study, the National Science Foundation announced the
following results on corporate America's recreation preferences:
1. The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is: Basketball.
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is: Bowling.
3. The spor
Dear Moderators,
Of late none of my postings to the gb and g_b sites
have seen the light of day. Have I been blacklisted?
Please do let me know.
Thanks,
Asfan.
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dont know about gb but on this group, you are a valued subscriber. i
Golf resort
A guy receives a brochure in the mail for a golf resort where everything
costs just $1.
He jumps at the offer and heads off for a weekend of unlimited golf.
He plays a round of golf. It cost him a buck. He goes for lunch, it costs
him another buck. He goes for dinner that evening, it
An elephant asks a camel: "Why are your breasts on your back?"
"That's a strange question," says the camel, "from someone whose dick is on his
face"
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Marcus and Yacov, two Hasidic Jews, went to Pincus the tailor for
new suits.
"Pincus," Yacov said, "the last time we came to you for new
suits, we told you we wanted black suits. The suits you made were
not black. They were sort of dark gray maybe, but not black. We
need new suits, and this time w
Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, died and went
to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good
man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang
out with anyone you want - in Heaven." Arthur thought about i
From Times Online
September 18, 2007
Archbishop calls secret service for gay clergy to halt slide towards schism
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A lady from California purchased a piece of timberland in Oregon. There was a
large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted to get a good
view of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top,
she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her.
In her ha
I'm Not Old... Just Mature
Today at the drugstore, the clerk was a gent.
From my purchase this chap took off ten percent.
I asked for the cause of a lesser amount;
And he answered, Because of the Seniors Discount.
IF MY BODY WERE A CAR...
If my body were a car, this is the time I would be
thinking about trading it in for a newer model.
I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish
and my paint job is getting a little dull, but
that's not the worst of it.
My headlights are out of focus and i
SMART ASS ANSWER #6
It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline.
"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked
John, seated in front.
"What are my choices?" John asked.
"Yes or no," she replied.
SMART ASS ANSWER #5
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure
gate to chec
Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the swamp near the
lake.
The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't
understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same
age, we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it."
"Well," said the big Croc, "what have you bee
What dating was like in 1956.
It's the summer of 1956 and Harold goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue.
Harold's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a duck tail hairdo.
When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue's mother answers and
invites him in. "Peggy Sue's not read
A woman dies and goes to heaven. She is horrified to see another woman
screaming in pain as St. Peter drills holes into her shoulders to fasten the
wings.Then she hears a man screaming and sees them drilling holes in his head
to fasten the halo.
"Screw You!" she tells St. Peter. "I'll go to t
A Ukrainian and a Jew were discussing how far each could make a dime reach,
and agreed to try it and meet a few days later to see who'd get the most out of
a dime.
The Jew bought a cigar, and smoked one-third the first day and saved the
ashes. He smoked one-third the second day and saved the
I think both the docs will f--ck each other!
And have a swell time.
Haha!!!
Asfan.
Bloot Fontaine <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
From an old Readers' Digest Magazine:
A small girl went to a Doctor with a question. She
told the Doctor she was not very confident the D
Only the greengrocer and the fruiterer will benifit from these.
The only aphrodisiac effect that any of them would have would
be from a placebo effect.
Of course, there are nutrients and anti-oxidants in them and
they are benificial to one's well-being.
But, to the libido? NO.
Larry and Scott wanted to go out drinking, but they only had R2.00
between them.
Larry said, "Hang on, I have an idea."
He went to the butcher shop next door and came out with one large
sausage.
Scott said, "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all".
Larry replied, "Don't worr
A concerned patient asked the doctor if masturbation is harmful.
"Not usually," answered the doctor. "Not unless you do it too often."
"How about three times a day?" the patient asked.
"That seems a little excessive. Why don't you get a girlfriend?"
"Oh,... I already have a girlfriend," the patient
Sorry, that should have read, "in the '70s"
and not "60s."
I am not THAT old!
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asfan <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
Truly heartwarming, to say the least.
How different it was in the '60s, when
I was in my 30s!
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edwa
A gay couple is driving along one afternoon, and while stopped at a stop sign,
they are rear-ended by a big semi. Furiously, the guy in the passenger side
throws his purse on the seat, gets out of the car, goes back to the truck and
starts banging on the door.
The truck driver opens the door
Truly heartwarming, to say the least.
How different it was in the '60s, when
I was in my 30s!
A.
edwardxderwent <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
that's how i characterise the following story. it's a change in
attitude that i believe i see here in australia also - enough
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