Re: (313) Best lines to the DJ
Bad German trance. -- From: Odeluga, Ken [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: [EMAIL PROTECTED], Jonny McIntosh [EMAIL PROTECTED], '313' 313@hyperreal.org Subject: RE: (313) Best lines to the DJ Date: Wed, 16 Jul 2003 11:06 PM 2. Excuse my ignorance, but who/what is Tomcraft? A German dj. Lots of people like what he plays and how he plays it. Ken -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, July 16, 2003 1:22 PM To: Jonny McIntosh; '313' Cc: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Re: (313) Best lines to the DJ 1. Where is this - I want to play there 2. Excuse my ignorance, but who/what is Tomcraft? At 12:56 pm +0100 16/7/03, Jonny McIntosh wrote: Somebody recently came up to me to bet me a fiver he could make it to the end of my set without making a fool of himself. After drunkenly staggering back and falling over a sofa immediately afterwards he quickly conceded defeat. The same night a girl started licking my new shoes. Bizarre. Best response to inane punter harrassment seems to be to say slowly and clearly: Sorry, I'm not the DJ, he's gone off for a bit. (delivered in a - these aren't the droids you're looking for - style) Astonishingly this seems to satisfy people even if you're wearing headphones, pushing vinyl on turntables and fiddling with the mixer.
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You get a friend to stand by you at the decks and look like your tough manager, and they ward off these fools. Works a treat. Or you put both monitors over your ears and pretend you can't hear. ;) I've actually been pretend manager for friends DJing too. ;) -- From: Rob Theakston [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: 313@hyperreal.org Subject: RE: (313) Best lines to the DJ Date: Wed, 16 Jul 2003 11:18 PM I was DJing with Clark Warner and we were supposed to be doing a downtempo tag team set, and both of us had been looking forward to this for a while. However, this was not going to be the case..as we had several girls come up to us repeatedly during the early hours of the night asking for us to play hip hop. After ignoring them for a good hour, one girl finally came up with a stack of CDs. She went to her car and brought them in for us to play. While this was a very thoughtful gesture on her part, the less than pleasant side of me wanted to torch her CDs with my lighter, or play them at extremely low pitches soaked in some Pioneer DJ EFX. Things only got better when the pack of banshees decided to start yelping the mantra hip hop! hip hop! over some record Clark was playing.
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Oh dear, why do these dumb people always have to be girls? ;( -- From: MM [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: Jernej Marusic [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Re: (313) Best lines to the DJ Date: Thu, 17 Jul 2003 12:47 AM i was playing a club one time mostly techno, and this girl came up to me, and told me that it ( i assume she ment the music) needed more scratching in it, and then asked me to step aside so she could show me how to do it when i asked her what records she planned to use ( i always like to let them think they might have a chance with their requests) she said oh it looks like you have enough for US to play all nightthen she got mad cause she actually thought i was gonna let her scratch my records.it was pretty funny michael www.renegaderhythms.com Jernej Marusic wrote: I also don't DJ (well sometimes with laptop), just do live acts. Once I was playing on chill out floor in a club and I started my set with mostly glitchy/ambient stuff, and after ~30min someone comes to me and starts complaining that it's about time for some beats to come in. The weirdest gig I had was playing at new years party of Slovenian ministry of culture. I got all weird kind of requests. The funniest one was a girl that came to me and asked me if I could play something more danceable, like foxtrot :) Jernej www.soundoflj.com/octex -Original Message- From: Robert Taylor [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 16. julij 2003 12:07 To: Martin; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Dennis DeSantis Cc: 313 Subject: RE: (313) Best lines to the DJ I'm not a DJ but I have heard of the following enquiries: Can you play something with more breakdowns? Have you got anything more uplifting? Play some Meatloaf (OK - that was me but I was only joking - or was I?)
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I know people who were doing this a couple years ago, however this had something to do with a small scene with only a few techno DJs who would all go buy a record if they found out one of them had a hot record... ~Dave -Original Message- From: Sakari Karipuro [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, July 16, 2003 3:45 PM To: 313 Subject: Re: (313) Best lines to the DJ Fred Heutte wrote on Wed, 16 Jul 2003 about following: I haven't seen this for years, but some DJs would tape over the record labels to stop the constant trainspotting (and oh boy i remember this, quite lame. although i've actually ripped off labels from 2 records.. MANY years ago. some dj's had extra white labels that they put over the real labels so the record would look like white label. sakke -- Timing must be perfect now. Two-timing must be better than perfect. http://www.arabuusimiehet.com/sakke/
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I always yell at the light guys...Less light, more smoke!!! On Wed, 16 Jul 2003, Langsman, Marc wrote: Yep- I used that one at the Sub Club recently and passed the punter over to the guy who was doing the lights- worked a treat Why don't light jocks get the same abuse that what I want to know... Have you got any lime green ? / its my mates birthday - can we request some strobes ? :D Peace, marc -- This message is intended only for the personal and confidential use of the designated recipient(s) named above. If you are not the intended recipient of this message you are hereby notified that any review, dissemination, distribution or copying of this message is strictly prohibited. This communication is for information purposes only and should not be regarded as an offer to sell or as a solicitation of an offer to buy any financial product, an official confirmation of any transaction, or as an official statement of Lehman Brothers. Email transmission cannot be guaranteed to be secure or error-free. Therefore, we do not represent that this information is complete or accurate and it should not be relied upon as such. All information is subject to change without notice.
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I have to admit I've been practicing thissince '92 as Iused a Gluestick to cleanly paste die-cut centerpieces fromClub Magazine, High Society and Hustler to all my records. I'vehad numerouspositive feedback over the years concerning this trademark of mine which eventually led to the creation of Waxdoctor Industries from Eugene, Oregon that donned the "Selector Protector" . The Worlds only removable reusable record label concealer. It had its fare share of interest for a time do to Patent Pending but I did manage to get my employer at the time (Watts Music) to distribute this to our customers. p.s. anyone who's into: µ-Ziq, Jega, Hymen or RS check my current auctions whichI promise do not have porn stuck to them by any means. http://tinyurl.com/betq - Original Message - From: Fred Heutte <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>Date: Wed, 16 Jul 2003 12:48:02 -0700 To: 313@hyperreal.org Subject: Re: (313) Best lines to the DJ I haven't seen this for years, but some DJs would tape over the record labels to stop the constant trainspotting (and sometimes set stealing) that was going on when this scene was really breaking out in a big way. fred -- ___ Sign-up for your own FREE Personalized E-mail at Mail.com CareerBuilder.com has over 400,000 jobs. Be smarter about your job search
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so, would it be a DJ's dream to play-out to a room full of DJs? hm. lrh From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Date: 2003/07/17 Thu AM 01:16:33 EDT To: Langsman, Marc [EMAIL PROTECTED] CC: '[EMAIL PROTECTED]' [EMAIL PROTECTED], [EMAIL PROTECTED], 313 313@hyperreal.org Subject: RE: (313) Best lines to the DJ I always yell at the light guys...Less light, more smoke!!! On Wed, 16 Jul 2003, Langsman, Marc wrote: Yep- I used that one at the Sub Club recently and passed the punter over to the guy who was doing the lights- worked a treat Why don't light jocks get the same abuse that what I want to know... Have you got any lime green ? / its my mates birthday - can we request some strobes ? :D Peace, marc -- This message is intended only for the personal and confidential use of the designated recipient(s) named above. If you are not the intended recipient of this message you are hereby notified that any review, dissemination, distribution or copying of this message is strictly prohibited. This communication is for information purposes only and should not be regarded as an offer to sell or as a solicitation of an offer to buy any financial product, an official confirmation of any transaction, or as an official statement of Lehman Brothers. Email transmission cannot be guaranteed to be secure or error-free. Therefore, we do not represent that this information is complete or accurate and it should not be relied upon as such. All information is subject to change without notice.
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I haven't seen this for years, but some DJs would tape over the record labels to stop the constant trainspotting (and This reminds me of an interview with the late Jam Master Jay years ago which went something along the lines of: JMJ: back in the day we used to take breaks from old rock records - we used to steam the labels of so no one could work out what we were playing I: what were the big breaks back then? JMJ: I've no idea - none of the records had any labels on them! Cheers David
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The best one I've heard is Where's the toilet mate And a bloke with some bongo's asking if we could mike him up! 16/7/03 8:26 AM [EMAIL PROTECTED]@dsl.pipex.com I was playing live with Mark Broom about 10 years ago when a sweaty face from the crowd appeared over the top of my Juno 106 and shouted Go on big man! Make the 303 RUMBLE cheers Jason On Wednesday, July 16, 2003, at 09:04 am, Dennis DeSantis wrote: Thomas D. Cox, Jr. wrote: i actually got a request the other night when spinning records at a club from some girl who said to me are you going to play some techno? right after i finished played nude photo and quetzal. i almost had a heart attack. DJs get harassed too? I thought that was reserved for us liva PA guys. I somehow feel better. I played a gig at a huge dirty club in Berlin on Saturday. I had a girl come up to me twice and ask me pleadingly if there were going to be any more DJs. Then a guy came up and told me that I was doing it wrong - I was supposed to be using turntables. -- Dennis DeSantis www.dennisdesantis.com
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I'm not a DJ but I have heard of the following enquiries: Can you play something with more breakdowns? Have you got anything more uplifting? Play some Meatloaf (OK - that was me but I was only joking - or was I?) -Original Message- From: Martin [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, July 16, 2003 9:59 AM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Dennis DeSantis Cc: 313 Subject: (313) Best lines to the DJ The best one I've heard is Where's the toilet mate And a bloke with some bongo's asking if we could mike him up! 16/7/03 8:26 AM [EMAIL PROTECTED]@dsl.pipex.com I was playing live with Mark Broom about 10 years ago when a sweaty face from the crowd appeared over the top of my Juno 106 and shouted Go on big man! Make the 303 RUMBLE cheers Jason On Wednesday, July 16, 2003, at 09:04 am, Dennis DeSantis wrote: Thomas D. Cox, Jr. wrote: i actually got a request the other night when spinning records at a club from some girl who said to me are you going to play some techno? right after i finished played nude photo and quetzal. i almost had a heart attack. DJs get harassed too? I thought that was reserved for us liva PA guys. I somehow feel better. I played a gig at a huge dirty club in Berlin on Saturday. I had a girl come up to me twice and ask me pleadingly if there were going to be any more DJs. Then a guy came up and told me that I was doing it wrong - I was supposed to be using turntables. -- Dennis DeSantis www.dennisdesantis.com # Note: Any views or opinions are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Channel Four Television Corporation unless specifically stated. This email and any files transmitted are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to which they are addressed. If you have received this email in error, please notify [EMAIL PROTECTED] Thank You. #
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I was also asked if I had any Queen- by a 15 year old girl too! Jason On Wednesday, July 16, 2003, at 11:07 am, Robert Taylor wrote: I'm not a DJ but I have heard of the following enquiries: Can you play something with more breakdowns? Have you got anything more uplifting? Play some Meatloaf (OK - that was me but I was only joking - or was I?)
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'Can you play some Elvis please?' This was at a techno party on Elvis' birthday last year. She asked all 4 dj's I think. -Original Message- From: Robert Taylor [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, July 16, 2003 11:07 AM To: Martin; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Dennis DeSantis Cc: 313 Subject: RE: (313) Best lines to the DJ I'm not a DJ but I have heard of the following enquiries: Can you play something with more breakdowns? Have you got anything more uplifting? Play some Meatloaf (OK - that was me but I was only joking - or was I?) -Original Message- From: Martin [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, July 16, 2003 9:59 AM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Dennis DeSantis Cc: 313 Subject: (313) Best lines to the DJ The best one I've heard is Where's the toilet mate And a bloke with some bongo's asking if we could mike him up! 16/7/03 8:26 AM [EMAIL PROTECTED]@dsl.pipex.com I was playing live with Mark Broom about 10 years ago when a sweaty face from the crowd appeared over the top of my Juno 106 and shouted Go on big man! Make the 303 RUMBLE cheers Jason On Wednesday, July 16, 2003, at 09:04 am, Dennis DeSantis wrote: Thomas D. Cox, Jr. wrote: i actually got a request the other night when spinning records at a club from some girl who said to me are you going to play some techno? right after i finished played nude photo and quetzal. i almost had a heart attack. DJs get harassed too? I thought that was reserved for us liva PA guys. I somehow feel better. I played a gig at a huge dirty club in Berlin on Saturday. I had a girl come up to me twice and ask me pleadingly if there were going to be any more DJs. Then a guy came up and told me that I was doing it wrong - I was supposed to be using turntables. -- Dennis DeSantis www.dennisdesantis.com ### ## Note: Any views or opinions are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Channel Four Television Corporation unless specifically stated. This email and any files transmitted are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to which they are addressed. If you have received this email in error, please notify [EMAIL PROTECTED] Thank You. ### ##
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Robert Taylor wrote on Wed, 16 Jul 2003 about following: Play some Meatloaf (OK - that was me but I was only joking - or was I?) on almost every gig i play someone asks me to play paranoid by black sabbath. i swear one day i take it with me and just switch to it immediately someone asks me to play it. can you play something more danceable is also quite common, as well as do you have any hip hop, can you play insert local rock band name here etc.. sakke -- Timing must be perfect now. Two-timing must be better than perfect. http://www.arabuusimiehet.com/sakke/
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I get asked if I got a mike a lot...no.. Is always the reply.. My favorite I been asked is have you got anything I know.. I told her to go and compile a list for me and I'd check it off against mine later... She was non too impressed but a dumb q? On 16/7/03 11:07 am, Robert Taylor [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: I'm not a DJ but I have heard of the following enquiries: Can you play something with more breakdowns? Have you got anything more uplifting? Play some Meatloaf (OK - that was me but I was only joking - or was I?) -Original Message- From: Martin [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, July 16, 2003 9:59 AM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Dennis DeSantis Cc: 313 Subject: (313) Best lines to the DJ The best one I've heard is Where's the toilet mate And a bloke with some bongo's asking if we could mike him up! 16/7/03 8:26 AM [EMAIL PROTECTED]@dsl.pipex.com I was playing live with Mark Broom about 10 years ago when a sweaty face from the crowd appeared over the top of my Juno 106 and shouted Go on big man! Make the 303 RUMBLE cheers Jason On Wednesday, July 16, 2003, at 09:04 am, Dennis DeSantis wrote: Thomas D. Cox, Jr. wrote: i actually got a request the other night when spinning records at a club from some girl who said to me are you going to play some techno? right after i finished played nude photo and quetzal. i almost had a heart attack. DJs get harassed too? I thought that was reserved for us liva PA guys. I somehow feel better. I played a gig at a huge dirty club in Berlin on Saturday. I had a girl come up to me twice and ask me pleadingly if there were going to be any more DJs. Then a guy came up and told me that I was doing it wrong - I was supposed to be using turntables. -- Dennis DeSantis www.dennisdesantis.com ## ### Note: Any views or opinions are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Channel Four Television Corporation unless specifically stated. This email and any files transmitted are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to which they are addressed. If you have received this email in error, please notify [EMAIL PROTECTED] Thank You. ## ###
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One of the Dust DJ's once asked a famous acid techno DJ if he had more than one record during one of the most dated sets I've ever heard! Lets just say that he didn't see the funny side... Also, I remember a group of lads who used to bait Judge Jules (or Judy as he's know in these parts) all the time, which ended in a massive fight as they all turned out in Judge Jules Is A C**T t-shirts... md 16/7/03 9:45 AM [EMAIL PROTECTED] I get asked if I got a mike a lot...no.. Is always the reply.. My favorite I been asked is have you got anything I know.. I told her to go and compile a list for me and I'd check it off against mine later... She was non too impressed but a dumb q? On 16/7/03 11:07 am, Robert Taylor [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: I'm not a DJ but I have heard of the following enquiries: Can you play something with more breakdowns? Have you got anything more uplifting? Play some Meatloaf (OK - that was me but I was only joking - or was I?) -Original Message- From: Martin [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, July 16, 2003 9:59 AM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Dennis DeSantis Cc: 313 Subject: (313) Best lines to the DJ The best one I've heard is Where's the toilet mate And a bloke with some bongo's asking if we could mike him up! 16/7/03 8:26 AM [EMAIL PROTECTED]@dsl.pipex.com I was playing live with Mark Broom about 10 years ago when a sweaty face from the crowd appeared over the top of my Juno 106 and shouted Go on big man! Make the 303 RUMBLE cheers Jason On Wednesday, July 16, 2003, at 09:04 am, Dennis DeSantis wrote: Thomas D. Cox, Jr. wrote: i actually got a request the other night when spinning records at a club from some girl who said to me are you going to play some techno? right after i finished played nude photo and quetzal. i almost had a heart attack. DJs get harassed too? I thought that was reserved for us liva PA guys. I somehow feel better. I played a gig at a huge dirty club in Berlin on Saturday. I had a girl come up to me twice and ask me pleadingly if there were going to be any more DJs. Then a guy came up and told me that I was doing it wrong - I was supposed to be using turntables. -- Dennis DeSantis www.dennisdesantis.com # # ### Note: Any views or opinions are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Channel Four Television Corporation unless specifically stated. This email and any files transmitted are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to which they are addressed. If you have received this email in error, please notify [EMAIL PROTECTED] Thank You. # # ###
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i usually ask djs here in italy if they have any robert hood.. who?!? fab
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Hi Dennis What club were you at as I was at the Metronom and that was big and dirty plus I had two people ask requests :)) made me laugh I had to say :) Hope you had a good time though :) -Original Message- From: Martin [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 16 July 2003 10:59 To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Dennis DeSantis Cc: 313 Subject: (313) Best lines to the DJ The best one I've heard is Where's the toilet mate And a bloke with some bongo's asking if we could mike him up! 16/7/03 8:26 AM [EMAIL PROTECTED]@dsl.pipex.com I was playing live with Mark Broom about 10 years ago when a sweaty face from the crowd appeared over the top of my Juno 106 and shouted Go on big man! Make the 303 RUMBLE cheers Jason On Wednesday, July 16, 2003, at 09:04 am, Dennis DeSantis wrote: Thomas D. Cox, Jr. wrote: i actually got a request the other night when spinning records at a club from some girl who said to me are you going to play some techno? right after i finished played nude photo and quetzal. i almost had a heart attack. DJs get harassed too? I thought that was reserved for us liva PA guys. I somehow feel better. I played a gig at a huge dirty club in Berlin on Saturday. I had a girl come up to me twice and ask me pleadingly if there were going to be any more DJs. Then a guy came up and told me that I was doing it wrong - I was supposed to be using turntables. -- Dennis DeSantis www.dennisdesantis.com --- Incoming mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.501 / Virus Database: 299 - Release Date: 14/07/03 --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.501 / Virus Database: 299 - Release Date: 14/07/03
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I also don't DJ (well sometimes with laptop), just do live acts. Once I was playing on chill out floor in a club and I started my set with mostly glitchy/ambient stuff, and after ~30min someone comes to me and starts complaining that it's about time for some beats to come in. The weirdest gig I had was playing at new years party of Slovenian ministry of culture. I got all weird kind of requests. The funniest one was a girl that came to me and asked me if I could play something more danceable, like foxtrot :) Jernej www.soundoflj.com/octex -Original Message- From: Robert Taylor [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 16. julij 2003 12:07 To: Martin; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Dennis DeSantis Cc: 313 Subject: RE: (313) Best lines to the DJ I'm not a DJ but I have heard of the following enquiries: Can you play something with more breakdowns? Have you got anything more uplifting? Play some Meatloaf (OK - that was me but I was only joking - or was I?)
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I played at Kompressor up in Pankow, at the Alte Zigarrettenfabrik. Yeah, it was pretty cool. People danced and seemed to have a good time. And I got paid, which is always nice. I've gotta say, this thread has made me feel a LOT better. I thought I was the only person getting flack from crowds... -- Dennis DeSantis www.dennisdesantis.com ian cheshire wrote: Hi Dennis What club were you at as I was at the Metronom and that was big and dirty plus I had two people ask requests :)) made me laugh I had to say :) Hope you had a good time though :)
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The funniest one was a girl that came to me and asked me if I could play something more danceable, like foxtrot :) LOL Best one! k
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I was asked to play 'tiffany - I think we're alone now' once - after refusing I started receiving slips of paper with death threats and various obscenities in the dj booth for the rest of the evening :/ ... Clearly I'd rather die than play tiffany anyhoo so I didn't see it as that much of a problem ;) Peace, marc -- This message is intended only for the personal and confidential use of the designated recipient(s) named above. If you are not the intended recipient of this message you are hereby notified that any review, dissemination, distribution or copying of this message is strictly prohibited. This communication is for information purposes only and should not be regarded as an offer to sell or as a solicitation of an offer to buy any financial product, an official confirmation of any transaction, or as an official statement of Lehman Brothers. Email transmission cannot be guaranteed to be secure or error-free. Therefore, we do not represent that this information is complete or accurate and it should not be relied upon as such. All information is subject to change without notice.
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wel I had a cr*p time on my gig as Tomcraft was booked to play on the same night and he made a difference to the whole experience. He came pisssed and demanded stuff b4 he palyed as he ws TOMCRAFT he kept tellign everyone! 1200 people where there att he start of the gig and by the middel of his set there 300 people left!! Technasia and I were left with 300 ( goig down every hour) people to play too :((( Tomcraft got 4000 Euros, Technasia also got paid but as usual when these things heppen I got nothing :( I have to say that I wish I had just gone for the KneDeep party cos it was the bezst party I have bn too for ages!!! and boy I wished I was booked for that night! :((( -Original Message- From: Dennis DeSantis [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 16 July 2003 11:18 To: ian cheshire; 313@hyperreal.org Subject: Re: (313) Best lines to the DJ I played at Kompressor up in Pankow, at the Alte Zigarrettenfabrik. Yeah, it was pretty cool. People danced and seemed to have a good time. And I got paid, which is always nice. I've gotta say, this thread has made me feel a LOT better. I thought I was the only person getting flack from crowds... -- Dennis DeSantis www.dennisdesantis.com ian cheshire wrote: Hi Dennis What club were you at as I was at the Metronom and that was big and dirty plus I had two people ask requests :)) made me laugh I had to say :) Hope you had a good time though :) --- Incoming mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.501 / Virus Database: 299 - Release Date: 14/07/03 --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.501 / Virus Database: 299 - Release Date: 14/07/03
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most annoying line: Do you have anything with words in it? second most annoying: Come on! but youre black! you *must* have some hip hop with you! sean
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they pulled in 1200 punters and didn't pay you? that would really f*** me off (it's kinda happened to me tho, 800 people and 20 quid paidwhile the promoter handed me the 20 pound note he had a huge bottle of champaign in his other hand...) most of the time when i played techno (detroit) in leeds i got asked for dj misjah's access... robin... wel I had a cr*p time on my gig as Tomcraft was booked to play on the same night and he made a difference to the whole experience. He came pisssed and demanded stuff b4 he palyed as he ws TOMCRAFT he kept tellign everyone! 1200 people where there att he start of the gig and by the middel of his set there 300 people left!! Technasia and I were left with 300 ( goig down every hour) people to play too :((( Tomcraft got 4000 Euros, Technasia also got paid but as usual when these things heppen I got nothing :( I have to say that I wish I had just gone for the KneDeep party cos it was the bezst party I have bn too for ages!!! and boy I wished I was booked for that night! :((( -Original Message- From: Dennis DeSantis [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 16 July 2003 11:18 To: ian cheshire; 313@hyperreal.org Subject: Re: (313) Best lines to the DJ I played at Kompressor up in Pankow, at the Alte Zigarrettenfabrik. Yeah, it was pretty cool. People danced and seemed to have a good time. And I got paid, which is always nice. I've gotta say, this thread has made me feel a LOT better. I thought I was the only person getting flack from crowds... -- Dennis DeSantis www.dennisdesantis.com ian cheshire wrote: Hi Dennis What club were you at as I was at the Metronom and that was big and dirty plus I had two people ask requests :)) made me laugh I had to say :) Hope you had a good time though :) --- Incoming mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.501 / Virus Database: 299 - Release Date: 14/07/03 --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.501 / Virus Database: 299 - Release Date: 14/07/03 robin... -- Dr. Robin Pinning | E: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Manchester Computing, University of Manchester, | T: +44 161 275 7028 Manchester, M13 9PL, United Kingdom.| F: +44 161 275 6040 --www.sve.man.ac.uk---
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sorry for the rant but its been a tiring time and I guess as it ended on a bad note I felt upset and had to express myself. I know in relation to other things its not that bad I mean I still get to play but it still affects you :( -Original Message- From: ian cheshire [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 16 July 2003 11:45 To: Dennis DeSantis; 313@hyperreal.org Subject: RE: (313) Best lines to the DJ wel I had a cr*p time on my gig as Tomcraft was booked to play on the same night and he made a difference to the whole experience. He came pisssed and demanded stuff b4 he palyed as he ws TOMCRAFT he kept tellign everyone! 1200 people where there att he start of the gig and by the middel of his set there 300 people left!! Technasia and I were left with 300 ( goig down every hour) people to play too :((( Tomcraft got 4000 Euros, Technasia also got paid but as usual when these things heppen I got nothing :( I have to say that I wish I had just gone for the KneDeep party cos it was the bezst party I have bn too for ages!!! and boy I wished I was booked for that night! :((( -Original Message- From: Dennis DeSantis [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 16 July 2003 11:18 To: ian cheshire; 313@hyperreal.org Subject: Re: (313) Best lines to the DJ I played at Kompressor up in Pankow, at the Alte Zigarrettenfabrik. Yeah, it was pretty cool. People danced and seemed to have a good time. And I got paid, which is always nice. I've gotta say, this thread has made me feel a LOT better. I thought I was the only person getting flack from crowds... -- Dennis DeSantis www.dennisdesantis.com ian cheshire wrote: Hi Dennis What club were you at as I was at the Metronom and that was big and dirty plus I had two people ask requests :)) made me laugh I had to say :) Hope you had a good time though :) --- Incoming mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.501 / Virus Database: 299 - Release Date: 14/07/03 --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.501 / Virus Database: 299 - Release Date: 14/07/03 --- Incoming mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.501 / Virus Database: 299 - Release Date: 14/07/03 --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.501 / Virus Database: 299 - Release Date: 14/07/03
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Access :)) well its one of my oldie favs. If I get to see you Robin I'll bring some Champayne and request Access just for the nostalgia of it ha ha :)))oh and only bring 20 quid with me :) -Original Message- From: robin pinning [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 16 July 2003 11:54 To: ian cheshire Cc: 313@hyperreal.org Subject: RE: (313) Best lines to the DJ they pulled in 1200 punters and didn't pay you? that would really f*** me off (it's kinda happened to me tho, 800 people and 20 quid paidwhile the promoter handed me the 20 pound note he had a huge bottle of champaign in his other hand...) most of the time when i played techno (detroit) in leeds i got asked for dj misjah's access... robin... wel I had a cr*p time on my gig as Tomcraft was booked to play on the same night and he made a difference to the whole experience. He came pisssed and demanded stuff b4 he palyed as he ws TOMCRAFT he kept tellign everyone! 1200 people where there att he start of the gig and by the middel of his set there 300 people left!! Technasia and I were left with 300 ( goig down every hour) people to play too :((( Tomcraft got 4000 Euros, Technasia also got paid but as usual when these things heppen I got nothing :( I have to say that I wish I had just gone for the KneDeep party cos it was the bezst party I have bn too for ages!!! and boy I wished I was booked for that night! :((( -Original Message- From: Dennis DeSantis [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 16 July 2003 11:18 To: ian cheshire; 313@hyperreal.org Subject: Re: (313) Best lines to the DJ I played at Kompressor up in Pankow, at the Alte Zigarrettenfabrik. Yeah, it was pretty cool. People danced and seemed to have a good time. And I got paid, which is always nice. I've gotta say, this thread has made me feel a LOT better. I thought I was the only person getting flack from crowds... -- Dennis DeSantis www.dennisdesantis.com ian cheshire wrote: Hi Dennis What club were you at as I was at the Metronom and that was big and dirty plus I had two people ask requests :)) made me laugh I had to say :) Hope you had a good time though :) --- Incoming mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.501 / Virus Database: 299 - Release Date: 14/07/03 --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.501 / Virus Database: 299 - Release Date: 14/07/03 robin... -- Dr. Robin Pinning | E: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Manchester Computing, University of Manchester, | T: +44 161 275 7028 Manchester, M13 9PL, United Kingdom.| F: +44 161 275 6040 --www.sve.man.ac.uk--- --- Incoming mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.501 / Virus Database: 299 - Release Date: 14/07/03 --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.501 / Virus Database: 299 - Release Date: 14/07/03
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Best response to inane punter harrassment seems to be to say slowly and clearly: Sorry, I'm not the DJ, he's gone off for a bit. (delivered in a - these aren't the droids you're looking for - style) Astonishingly this seems to satisfy people even if you're wearing headphones, pushing vinyl on turntables and fiddling with the mixer. At 11:34 am +0100 16/7/03, Langsman, Marc wrote: I was asked to play 'tiffany - I think we're alone now' once - after refusing I started receiving slips of paper with death threats and various obscenities in the dj booth for the rest of the evening :/ ... Clearly I'd rather die than play tiffany anyhoo so I didn't see it as that much of a problem ;) Peace, marc -- This message is intended only for the personal and confidential use of the designated recipient(s) named above. If you are not the intended recipient of this message you are hereby notified that any review, dissemination, distribution or copying of this message is strictly prohibited. This communication is for information purposes only and should not be regarded as an offer to sell or as a solicitation of an offer to buy any financial product, an official confirmation of any transaction, or as an official statement of Lehman Brothers. Email transmission cannot be guaranteed to be secure or error-free. Therefore, we do not represent that this information is complete or accurate and it should not be relied upon as such. All information is subject to change without notice.
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sadly not with my face I can tell you :)) -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 16 July 2003 12:00 To: Langsman, Marc; '313' Subject: RE: (313) Best lines to the DJ Best response to inane punter harrassment seems to be to say slowly and clearly: Sorry, I'm not the DJ, he's gone off for a bit. (delivered in a - these aren't the droids you're looking for - style) Astonishingly this seems to satisfy people even if you're wearing headphones, pushing vinyl on turntables and fiddling with the mixer. At 11:34 am +0100 16/7/03, Langsman, Marc wrote: I was asked to play 'tiffany - I think we're alone now' once - after refusing I started receiving slips of paper with death threats and various obscenities in the dj booth for the rest of the evening :/ ... Clearly I'd rather die than play tiffany anyhoo so I didn't see it as that much of a problem ;) Peace, marc --- --- This message is intended only for the personal and confidential use of the designated recipient(s) named above. If you are not the intended recipient of this message you are hereby notified that any review, dissemination, distribution or copying of this message is strictly prohibited. This communication is for information purposes only and should not be regarded as an offer to sell or as a solicitation of an offer to buy any financial product, an official confirmation of any transaction, or as an official statement of Lehman Brothers. Email transmission cannot be guaranteed to be secure or error-free. Therefore, we do not represent that this information is complete or accurate and it should not be relied upon as such. All information is subject to change without notice. --- Incoming mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.501 / Virus Database: 299 - Release Date: 14/07/03 --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.501 / Virus Database: 299 - Release Date: 14/07/03
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Access :)) well its one of my oldie favs. If I get to see you Robin I'll bring some Champayne and request Access just for the nostalgia of it ha ha :)))oh and only bring 20 quid with me :) lol yeah this was at a time when you could hear 'access' on the radio...well almost... don't get me wrong tho...the playing is way more improtant than the money but if someones making money on the nite then it's not that fair for it not to filter through to everyone that's put effort in at least i didn't go all the way over to germany to do it :) robin... -Original Message- From: robin pinning [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 16 July 2003 11:54 To: ian cheshire Cc: 313@hyperreal.org Subject: RE: (313) Best lines to the DJ they pulled in 1200 punters and didn't pay you? that would really f*** me off (it's kinda happened to me tho, 800 people and 20 quid paidwhile the promoter handed me the 20 pound note he had a huge bottle of champaign in his other hand...) most of the time when i played techno (detroit) in leeds i got asked for dj misjah's access... robin... wel I had a cr*p time on my gig as Tomcraft was booked to play on the same night and he made a difference to the whole experience.
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Best consolation Ian: Tomcraft is shiiite! And you can quote me. ;-) k -Original Message- From: ian cheshire [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, July 16, 2003 12:01 PM To: ian cheshire; Dennis DeSantis; 313@hyperreal.org Subject: RE: (313) Best lines to the DJ sorry for the rant but its been a tiring time and I guess as it ended on a bad note I felt upset and had to express myself. I know in relation to other things its not that bad I mean I still get to play but it still affects you :( -Original Message- From: ian cheshire [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 16 July 2003 11:45 To: Dennis DeSantis; 313@hyperreal.org Subject: RE: (313) Best lines to the DJ wel I had a cr*p time on my gig as Tomcraft was booked to play on the same night and he made a difference to the whole experience. He came pisssed and demanded stuff b4 he palyed as he ws TOMCRAFT he kept tellign everyone! 1200 people where there att he start of the gig and by the middel of his set there 300 people left!! Technasia and I were left with 300 ( goig down every hour) people to play too :((( Tomcraft got 4000 Euros, Technasia also got paid but as usual when these things heppen I got nothing :( I have to say that I wish I had just gone for the KneDeep party cos it was the bezst party I have bn too for ages!!! and boy I wished I was booked for that night! :((( -Original Message- From: Dennis DeSantis [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 16 July 2003 11:18 To: ian cheshire; 313@hyperreal.org Subject: Re: (313) Best lines to the DJ I played at Kompressor up in Pankow, at the Alte Zigarrettenfabrik. Yeah, it was pretty cool. People danced and seemed to have a good time. And I got paid, which is always nice. I've gotta say, this thread has made me feel a LOT better. I thought I was the only person getting flack from crowds... -- Dennis DeSantis www.dennisdesantis.com ian cheshire wrote: Hi Dennis What club were you at as I was at the Metronom and that was big and dirty plus I had two people ask requests :)) made me laugh I had to say :) Hope you had a good time though :) --- Incoming mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.501 / Virus Database: 299 - Release Date: 14/07/03 --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.501 / Virus Database: 299 - Release Date: 14/07/03 --- Incoming mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.501 / Virus Database: 299 - Release Date: 14/07/03 --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.501 / Virus Database: 299 - Release Date: 14/07/03
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off course the playin is more important and thats what its all about but when its part of your main income thats when it becomes a problem but hey I got see and meet the technasia dj, Chrales form France, so it has its unique moments and that's what I like. You see I love playing but too see other DJ's @work and hear what they play etc and how they do things , its all about learning, you can never stop learning and tha's aq precious thing. The hippy side of my brain says well learnin is more precious than money and then my wife says right where's the dosh :) ha ha -Original Message- From: robin pinning [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 16 July 2003 12:11 To: ian cheshire Cc: 313@hyperreal.org Subject: RE: (313) Best lines to the DJ Access :)) well its one of my oldie favs. If I get to see you Robin I'll bring some Champayne and request Access just for the nostalgia of it ha ha :)))oh and only bring 20 quid with me :) lol yeah this was at a time when you could hear 'access' on the radio...well almost... don't get me wrong tho...the playing is way more improtant than the money but if someones making money on the nite then it's not that fair for it not to filter through to everyone that's put effort in at least i didn't go all the way over to germany to do it :) robin... -Original Message- From: robin pinning [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 16 July 2003 11:54 To: ian cheshire Cc: 313@hyperreal.org Subject: RE: (313) Best lines to the DJ they pulled in 1200 punters and didn't pay you? that would really f*** me off (it's kinda happened to me tho, 800 people and 20 quid paidwhile the promoter handed me the 20 pound note he had a huge bottle of champaign in his other hand...) most of the time when i played techno (detroit) in leeds i got asked for dj misjah's access... robin... wel I had a cr*p time on my gig as Tomcraft was booked to play on the same night and he made a difference to the whole experience. --- Incoming mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.501 / Virus Database: 299 - Release Date: 14/07/03 --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.501 / Virus Database: 299 - Release Date: 14/07/03
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I was asked: do you do covers? -Joe (live PA only.) - Original Message - From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: Robert Taylor [EMAIL PROTECTED] Cc: 313 313@hyperreal.org Sent: Wednesday, July 16, 2003 5:10 AM Subject: Re: (313) Best lines to the DJ I was also asked if I had any Queen- by a 15 year old girl too! Jason On Wednesday, July 16, 2003, at 11:07 am, Robert Taylor wrote: I'm not a DJ but I have heard of the following enquiries: Can you play something with more breakdowns? Have you got anything more uplifting? Play some Meatloaf (OK - that was me but I was only joking - or was I?)
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ha ha I love ya Ken :) -Original Message- From: Odeluga, Ken [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 16 July 2003 12:12 To: ian cheshire; Dennis DeSantis; 313@hyperreal.org Subject: RE: (313) Best lines to the DJ Best consolation Ian: Tomcraft is shiiite! And you can quote me. ;-) k -Original Message- From: ian cheshire [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, July 16, 2003 12:01 PM To: ian cheshire; Dennis DeSantis; 313@hyperreal.org Subject: RE: (313) Best lines to the DJ sorry for the rant but its been a tiring time and I guess as it ended on a bad note I felt upset and had to express myself. I know in relation to other things its not that bad I mean I still get to play but it still affects you :( -Original Message- From: ian cheshire [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 16 July 2003 11:45 To: Dennis DeSantis; 313@hyperreal.org Subject: RE: (313) Best lines to the DJ wel I had a cr*p time on my gig as Tomcraft was booked to play on the same night and he made a difference to the whole experience. He came pisssed and demanded stuff b4 he palyed as he ws TOMCRAFT he kept tellign everyone! 1200 people where there att he start of the gig and by the middel of his set there 300 people left!! Technasia and I were left with 300 ( goig down every hour) people to play too :((( Tomcraft got 4000 Euros, Technasia also got paid but as usual when these things heppen I got nothing :( I have to say that I wish I had just gone for the KneDeep party cos it was the bezst party I have bn too for ages!!! and boy I wished I was booked for that night! :((( -Original Message- From: Dennis DeSantis [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 16 July 2003 11:18 To: ian cheshire; 313@hyperreal.org Subject: Re: (313) Best lines to the DJ I played at Kompressor up in Pankow, at the Alte Zigarrettenfabrik. Yeah, it was pretty cool. People danced and seemed to have a good time. And I got paid, which is always nice. I've gotta say, this thread has made me feel a LOT better. I thought I was the only person getting flack from crowds... -- Dennis DeSantis www.dennisdesantis.com ian cheshire wrote: Hi Dennis What club were you at as I was at the Metronom and that was big and dirty plus I had two people ask requests :)) made me laugh I had to say :) Hope you had a good time though :) --- Incoming mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.501 / Virus Database: 299 - Release Date: 14/07/03 --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.501 / Virus Database: 299 - Release Date: 14/07/03 --- Incoming mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.501 / Virus Database: 299 - Release Date: 14/07/03 --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.501 / Virus Database: 299 - Release Date: 14/07/03 --- Incoming mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.501 / Virus Database: 299 - Release Date: 14/07/03 --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.501 / Virus Database: 299 - Release Date: 14/07/03
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At 13:18 16-7-2003, ::P wrote: I was asked: do you do covers? Same was asked me too =) Or: when do you play some trance? R. (also Live PA only) --- http://www.funxiun.com .dark.elektronix.
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dude, I would totally rock that track if I had it - Original Message - From: Langsman, Marc [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: '313' 313@hyperreal.org Sent: Wednesday, July 16, 2003 6:34 AM Subject: RE: (313) Best lines to the DJ I was asked to play 'tiffany - I think we're alone now' once - after refusing I started receiving slips of paper with death threats and various obscenities in the dj booth for the rest of the evening :/ ... Clearly I'd rather die than play tiffany anyhoo so I didn't see it as that much of a problem ;) Peace, marc -- This message is intended only for the personal and confidential use of the designated recipient(s) named above. If you are not the intended recipient of this message you are hereby notified that any review, dissemination, distribution or copying of this message is strictly prohibited. This communication is for information purposes only and should not be regarded as an offer to sell or as a solicitation of an offer to buy any financial product, an official confirmation of any transaction, or as an official statement of Lehman Brothers. Email transmission cannot be guaranteed to be secure or error-free. Therefore, we do not represent that this information is complete or accurate and it should not be relied upon as such. All information is subject to change without notice.
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Yep- I used that one at the Sub Club recently and passed the punter over to the guy who was doing the lights- worked a treat Jason On Wednesday, July 16, 2003, at 12:00 pm, [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Best response to inane punter harrassment seems to be to say slowly and clearly: Sorry, I'm not the DJ, he's gone off for a bit. (delivered in a - these aren't the droids you're looking for - style) Astonishingly this seems to satisfy people even if you're wearing headphones, pushing vinyl on turntables and fiddling with the mixer. At 11:34 am +0100 16/7/03, Langsman, Marc wrote:
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a long time ago in columbus, ohio; ... if you'd just let whole album play, you would'nt have to keep switching records all the time. peace lrh From: Robert Taylor [EMAIL PROTECTED] Date: 2003/07/16 Wed AM 06:07:02 EDT To: Martin [EMAIL PROTECTED], [EMAIL PROTECTED] [EMAIL PROTECTED], Dennis DeSantis [EMAIL PROTECTED] CC: 313 313@hyperreal.org Subject: RE: (313) Best lines to the DJ I'm not a DJ but I have heard of the following enquiries: Can you play something with more breakdowns? Have you got anything more uplifting? Play some Meatloaf (OK - that was me but I was only joking - or was I?) -Original Message- From: Martin [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, July 16, 2003 9:59 AM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Dennis DeSantis Cc: 313 Subject: (313) Best lines to the DJ The best one I've heard is Where's the toilet mate And a bloke with some bongo's asking if we could mike him up! 16/7/03 8:26 AM [EMAIL PROTECTED]@dsl.pipex.com I was playing live with Mark Broom about 10 years ago when a sweaty face from the crowd appeared over the top of my Juno 106 and shouted Go on big man! Make the 303 RUMBLE cheers Jason On Wednesday, July 16, 2003, at 09:04 am, Dennis DeSantis wrote: Thomas D. Cox, Jr. wrote: i actually got a request the other night when spinning records at a club from some girl who said to me are you going to play some techno? right after i finished played nude photo and quetzal. i almost had a heart attack. DJs get harassed too? I thought that was reserved for us liva PA guys. I somehow feel better. I played a gig at a huge dirty club in Berlin on Saturday. I had a girl come up to me twice and ask me pleadingly if there were going to be any more DJs. Then a guy came up and told me that I was doing it wrong - I was supposed to be using turntables. -- Dennis DeSantis www.dennisdesantis.com # Note: Any views or opinions are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Channel Four Television Corporation unless specifically stated. This email and any files transmitted are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to which they are addressed. If you have received this email in error, please notify [EMAIL PROTECTED] Thank You. #
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lol that would be a priceless sample... - Original Message - From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: 313@hyperreal.org Sent: Wednesday, July 16, 2003 7:42 AM Subject: RE: (313) Best lines to the DJ a long time ago in columbus, ohio; ... if you'd just let whole album play, you would'nt have to keep switching records all the time. peace lrh From: Robert Taylor [EMAIL PROTECTED] Date: 2003/07/16 Wed AM 06:07:02 EDT To: Martin [EMAIL PROTECTED], [EMAIL PROTECTED] [EMAIL PROTECTED], Dennis DeSantis [EMAIL PROTECTED] CC: 313 313@hyperreal.org Subject: RE: (313) Best lines to the DJ I'm not a DJ but I have heard of the following enquiries: Can you play something with more breakdowns? Have you got anything more uplifting? Play some Meatloaf (OK - that was me but I was only joking - or was I?) -Original Message- From: Martin [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, July 16, 2003 9:59 AM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Dennis DeSantis Cc: 313 Subject: (313) Best lines to the DJ The best one I've heard is Where's the toilet mate And a bloke with some bongo's asking if we could mike him up! 16/7/03 8:26 AM [EMAIL PROTECTED]@dsl.pipex.com I was playing live with Mark Broom about 10 years ago when a sweaty face from the crowd appeared over the top of my Juno 106 and shouted Go on big man! Make the 303 RUMBLE cheers Jason On Wednesday, July 16, 2003, at 09:04 am, Dennis DeSantis wrote: Thomas D. Cox, Jr. wrote: i actually got a request the other night when spinning records at a club from some girl who said to me are you going to play some techno? right after i finished played nude photo and quetzal. i almost had a heart attack. DJs get harassed too? I thought that was reserved for us liva PA guys. I somehow feel better. I played a gig at a huge dirty club in Berlin on Saturday. I had a girl come up to me twice and ask me pleadingly if there were going to be any more DJs. Then a guy came up and told me that I was doing it wrong - I was supposed to be using turntables. -- Dennis DeSantis www.dennisdesantis.com # Note: Any views or opinions are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Channel Four Television Corporation unless specifically stated. This email and any files transmitted are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to which they are addressed. If you have received this email in error, please notify [EMAIL PROTECTED] Thank You. #
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Yep- I used that one at the Sub Club recently and passed the punter over to the guy who was doing the lights- worked a treat Why don't light jocks get the same abuse that what I want to know... Have you got any lime green ? / its my mates birthday - can we request some strobes ? :D Peace, marc -- This message is intended only for the personal and confidential use of the designated recipient(s) named above. If you are not the intended recipient of this message you are hereby notified that any review, dissemination, distribution or copying of this message is strictly prohibited. This communication is for information purposes only and should not be regarded as an offer to sell or as a solicitation of an offer to buy any financial product, an official confirmation of any transaction, or as an official statement of Lehman Brothers. Email transmission cannot be guaranteed to be secure or error-free. Therefore, we do not represent that this information is complete or accurate and it should not be relied upon as such. All information is subject to change without notice.
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Somebody recently came up to me to bet me a fiver he could make it to the end of my set without making a fool of himself. After drunkenly staggering back and falling over a sofa immediately afterwards he quickly conceded defeat. The same night a girl started licking my new shoes. Bizarre. Best response to inane punter harrassment seems to be to say slowly and clearly: Sorry, I'm not the DJ, he's gone off for a bit. (delivered in a - these aren't the droids you're looking for - style) Astonishingly this seems to satisfy people even if you're wearing headphones, pushing vinyl on turntables and fiddling with the mixer.
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1. Where is this - I want to play there 2. Excuse my ignorance, but who/what is Tomcraft? At 12:56 pm +0100 16/7/03, Jonny McIntosh wrote: Somebody recently came up to me to bet me a fiver he could make it to the end of my set without making a fool of himself. After drunkenly staggering back and falling over a sofa immediately afterwards he quickly conceded defeat. The same night a girl started licking my new shoes. Bizarre. Best response to inane punter harrassment seems to be to say slowly and clearly: Sorry, I'm not the DJ, he's gone off for a bit. (delivered in a - these aren't the droids you're looking for - style) Astonishingly this seems to satisfy people even if you're wearing headphones, pushing vinyl on turntables and fiddling with the mixer.
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i SWEAR, im going to try that the next time im out clubbing :))) Yep- I used that one at the Sub Club recently and passed the punter over to the guy who was doing the lights- worked a treat Why don't light jocks get the same abuse that what I want to know... Have you got any lime green ? / its my mates birthday - can we request some strobes ?
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On Sun, 16 Jul 2000 05:51:46 -0500, sean deason wrote: most annoying line: Do you have anything with words in it? second most annoying: Come on! but youre black! you *must* have some hip hop with you! sean Sean: re: #2: Wow! Another memorable experience, this one way back in 1987-ish (the days when my only knowledge of techno in lil' ol' Halifax was a soley a compilation called Techno: The New Dance Sound Of Detroit which was available through Virgin Records and thus I found at my local chain record store): I was living in residence at University and had a Friday and Saturday night residency (ie I played music all night for whoever might show up, might be a rock music wanting crowd, might be a dance music wanting crowd, might be a cheesy music wanting crowd) at the University's bar, which just happened to be, literally, right next door to my residence. Thus I was able to bring over, again literally, my entire record collection to choose from (played about 5 hours a night for a varied crowd, so it was good to have everything). That was back when you played a bit of *everything* in sets. The most popular request was that 'get down on your knees' song (yep, that's how people requested it; they were referencing the chorus to New Order's Bizarre Love Triangle). I still remember buying the Steve Silk Hurley mixes of their new single Fine Time and being super frustrated when I couldn't break it to the crowd no matter how I tried. Anyway, the story: the booth was really big, I mean really big, and I was set up with the turntables (no 1200s for me back then, baby, we're talking whatever could be scrounged) at the very front with my records in crates on a couple of tables at the very back of the booth. The entrance to the booth was back by the tables, and it was pretty dark at the back at the booth (I had my records extremely well organized, so it didn't really matter that it was dimly lit where they were). Anyway, I was playing out and kept getting the eerie feeling that there was someone in the booth with me; but quick glances around--nope, there was no one standing next to me. I had a good bunch of records up at the front with me, but after a bit (maybe 20 minutes or so), I thought of a record that I wanted to get that was in the crates at the back. So I went back to the back and there was a woman standing there, with her back to me, hunched over my crates and going through my records. She had a big pile on one side of her (like 30 records or so) and was adding to the pile. I said uh, can I help you? and she said Yeah, I'm picking out some records for you to play. I kindly thanked her (sarcasm on here) and she left the booth. Had I not had to go back to the back of the booth (again, it was BIG), I wonder how many records she would have pulled? Anyway, after she left, I looked to see what she had pulled, and it was all the more accessible stuff I had for the more conservative crowds when I was doing off-university things. Not sure what she was thinking; if it had been a restaurant, wouldn't that have been the equivalent of her going back into the kitchen to help the chef prepare her meal? Andrew Duke out now: Environmental Politics http://and-oar.org Take Nothing For Granted http://acidfake.tk Sprung http://bip-hop.com http://warprecords.com/mart/music/release.php? cat=BLEEP12fc_type=CD *Canadian electronica album of the year nominee* More Destructive Than Organized http://staalplaat.com Highest Common Denominator http://pieheadrecords.com Physical and Mental Health http://dialrecords.com 74'02 (split with Hypo) http://tsunami-addiction.com Waveforms: Halifax Electronic Music Compilation http://techno.ca/cognition
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Good one Andrew! Here's one of my favs...which happened to me about a year or so ago... In the middle of my set I drop the Jacksons Can You Feel It and the crowd goes wild. Funny thing is -- this girl comes up to me and says Can you play the original?! and i'm like Huh? You heard me! Can you play the original of this? Bewildered I reply, THIS IS THE ORIGINAL! And she persists in an argumentive way and says No it's not...the original has a woman singing over it with a harder beat! What kind of DJ are you? Later that night it dawned on me...she was referring to that god-awful cheese track by the Tamperer (circa 1996?) that SAMPLED the Jacksons!!! I was tickled silly by it all and still laugh to this day about it. Kered Futurebpm.com
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-Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 16 July 2003 13:43 In the middle of my set I drop the Jacksons Can You Feel It and the crowd goes wild. Funny thing is -- this girl comes up to me and says Can you play the original?! and i'm like Huh? You heard me! Can you play the original of this? Bewildered I reply, THIS IS THE ORIGINAL! And she persists in an argumentive way and says No it's not...the original has a woman singing over it with a harder beat! What kind of DJ are you? For shame, for shame... Now while that did make me laugh, I would have to say that it actually isn't funny, but depressing! I'm sure I've had situations like that before (people who have apparently transmigrated across from alternate timelines where, for example, Dr Dre preceded George Clinton, or Jam'n'Spoon preceded Underground Resistance) but have blocked them from my mind because it's just so... wrong... Do you think these people really hear the strident trebles and excited musicianship of 1970s music and think it stylistically obvious that the hard 909 kickdrum and joyless trance arrangements of the 1990s are a more vintage sound? Or has the word original become, for them, a euphemism for version most familiar to me? Brendan
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At 14:47 16-7-2003, Brendan Nelson wrote: Or has the word original become, for them, a euphemism for version most familiar to me? I guess this hits the spot. On the other hand, we are the purists and the people you're spinning/playing for are 'just' consumers. So you can't really blame them. I know, it can be so frustrating. R. --- http://www.funxiun.com .dark.elektronix.
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Robert Taylor wrote: I'm actually guilty of this myself but it ended up pretty to be prett cool. I asked this one dj if he could play Dave Clarke's - Compass .. I was just gettin into techno at this time and it was one of the few tunes I could probably recognize. He didnt play it but a couple of years later on the re-release he's been hammering that Josh Wink Phillyside Acid Pass mix so I did get my request .. it just took a couple of years. :) Anyone seen Chris Liebing spin? He's here on Friday @ Space34 and I was going to go check him out I was wondering if anyone had heard him before. Also on a side note. Vince Watson is making some amazing records at the moment. Real lush melodies and total summer vibe to it. Regards, Ramon I'm not a DJ but I have heard of the following enquiries: Can you play something with more breakdowns? Have you got anything more uplifting? Play some Meatloaf (OK - that was me but I was only joking - or was I?) -Original Message- From: Martin [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, July 16, 2003 9:59 AM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Dennis DeSantis Cc: 313 Subject: (313) Best lines to the DJ The best one I've heard is Where's the toilet mate And a bloke with some bongo's asking if we could mike him up! 16/7/03 8:26 AM [EMAIL PROTECTED]@dsl.pipex.com I was playing live with Mark Broom about 10 years ago when a sweaty face from the crowd appeared over the top of my Juno 106 and shouted Go on big man! Make the 303 RUMBLE cheers Jason On Wednesday, July 16, 2003, at 09:04 am, Dennis DeSantis wrote: Thomas D. Cox, Jr. wrote: i actually got a request the other night when spinning records at a club from some girl who said to me are you going to play some techno? right after i finished played nude photo and quetzal. i almost had a heart attack. DJs get harassed too? I thought that was reserved for us liva PA guys. I somehow feel better. I played a gig at a huge dirty club in Berlin on Saturday. I had a girl come up to me twice and ask me pleadingly if there were going to be any more DJs. Then a guy came up and told me that I was doing it wrong - I was supposed to be using turntables. -- Dennis DeSantis www.dennisdesantis.com # Note: Any views or opinions are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Channel Four Television Corporation unless specifically stated. This email and any files transmitted are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to which they are addressed. If you have received this email in error, please notify [EMAIL PROTECTED] Thank You. #
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About 10 years ago, half way through Vainqueuer Lyot (Maurizio mix, natch), I had a tap on my shoulder and a glammed up lady asked me if I had any M-People. Nice, as they are one of my most detested musical incarnations. Obviously, I said no. Returning to what I was doing, I was tapped from behind again a few minutes later, so the lady could inform me that you don't know your arse from your elbow!, and then she marched towards the exit. Nice. .. -- XS2Mail: Check your mail anywhere http://www.xs2mail.com/
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Chris Liebing is hard techno, very 'schranz' as they would say...sometimes it's okay sometimes it's utter sh**e...if u are on soulseek try and get your hands on his set done at Speedy J's SweatBoxer night back in April..this one's really hard and industrial sounding and very good...give's u a good idea of his style.. Martijn - Original Message - From: Ramon Crespo [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: 313@hyperreal.org Sent: Wednesday, July 16, 2003 2:58 PM Subject: Re: (313) Best lines to the DJ Robert Taylor wrote: I'm actually guilty of this myself but it ended up pretty to be prett cool. I asked this one dj if he could play Dave Clarke's - Compass .. I was just gettin into techno at this time and it was one of the few tunes I could probably recognize. He didnt play it but a couple of years later on the re-release he's been hammering that Josh Wink Phillyside Acid Pass mix so I did get my request .. it just took a couple of years. :) Anyone seen Chris Liebing spin? He's here on Friday @ Space34 and I was going to go check him out I was wondering if anyone had heard him before. Also on a side note. Vince Watson is making some amazing records at the moment. Real lush melodies and total summer vibe to it. Regards, Ramon I'm not a DJ but I have heard of the following enquiries: Can you play something with more breakdowns? Have you got anything more uplifting? Play some Meatloaf (OK - that was me but I was only joking - or was I?) -Original Message- From: Martin [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, July 16, 2003 9:59 AM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Dennis DeSantis Cc: 313 Subject: (313) Best lines to the DJ The best one I've heard is Where's the toilet mate And a bloke with some bongo's asking if we could mike him up! 16/7/03 8:26 AM [EMAIL PROTECTED]@dsl.pipex.com I was playing live with Mark Broom about 10 years ago when a sweaty face from the crowd appeared over the top of my Juno 106 and shouted Go on big man! Make the 303 RUMBLE cheers Jason On Wednesday, July 16, 2003, at 09:04 am, Dennis DeSantis wrote: Thomas D. Cox, Jr. wrote: i actually got a request the other night when spinning records at a club from some girl who said to me are you going to play some techno? right after i finished played nude photo and quetzal. i almost had a heart attack. DJs get harassed too? I thought that was reserved for us liva PA guys. I somehow feel better. I played a gig at a huge dirty club in Berlin on Saturday. I had a girl come up to me twice and ask me pleadingly if there were going to be any more DJs. Then a guy came up and told me that I was doing it wrong - I was supposed to be using turntables. -- Dennis DeSantis www.dennisdesantis.com ### ## Note: Any views or opinions are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Channel Four Television Corporation unless specifically stated. This email and any files transmitted are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to which they are addressed. If you have received this email in error, please notify [EMAIL PROTECTED] Thank You. ### ##
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2. Excuse my ignorance, but who/what is Tomcraft? A German dj. Lots of people like what he plays and how he plays it. Ken -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, July 16, 2003 1:22 PM To: Jonny McIntosh; '313' Cc: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Re: (313) Best lines to the DJ 1. Where is this - I want to play there 2. Excuse my ignorance, but who/what is Tomcraft? At 12:56 pm +0100 16/7/03, Jonny McIntosh wrote: Somebody recently came up to me to bet me a fiver he could make it to the end of my set without making a fool of himself. After drunkenly staggering back and falling over a sofa immediately afterwards he quickly conceded defeat. The same night a girl started licking my new shoes. Bizarre. Best response to inane punter harrassment seems to be to say slowly and clearly: Sorry, I'm not the DJ, he's gone off for a bit. (delivered in a - these aren't the droids you're looking for - style) Astonishingly this seems to satisfy people even if you're wearing headphones, pushing vinyl on turntables and fiddling with the mixer.
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I was DJing with Clark Warner and we were supposed to be doing a downtempo tag team set, and both of us had been looking forward to this for a while. However, this was not going to be the case..as we had several girls come up to us repeatedly during the early hours of the night asking for us to play hip hop. After ignoring them for a good hour, one girl finally came up with a stack of CDs. She went to her car and brought them in for us to play. While this was a very thoughtful gesture on her part, the less than pleasant side of me wanted to torch her CDs with my lighter, or play them at extremely low pitches soaked in some Pioneer DJ EFX. Things only got better when the pack of banshees decided to start yelping the mantra hip hop! hip hop! over some record Clark was playing.
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OK - Here's my story... Playing a Deep House night, a girl comes up and makes a request for something more danceable... like Shaggy! I had to aks her to repeat that one more time cuz i wasn't sure if i heard that properly!?! My response was of course.. no... and i doubt any of the other dj's would play it either. The funny part about the story is... one of the promoter's came up, and asked what all the hub bub was... i told him the story, and he asks me to point out the culprit. He proceeds to walk over to her and after a couple of words, proceeds to escort her out the door!!! I think every event needs promoters like that! :D Cheers! G
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most annoying line: Do you have anything with words in it? damn, if people want something with words in it maybe I should start bringing a few of my favorite books with me. Thanks for the heads-up Sean! MEK sean deason [EMAIL PROTECTED]To: Jernej Marusic [EMAIL PROTECTED], 'Robert Taylor' t.net[EMAIL PROTECTED], 'Martin' [EMAIL PROTECTED], '[EMAIL PROTECTED]' [EMAIL PROTECTED], 'Dennis DeSantis' 07/16/00 05:51 AM [EMAIL PROTECTED] cc: '313' 313@hyperreal.org Subject: Re: (313) Best lines to the DJ most annoying line: Do you have anything with words in it? second most annoying: Come on! but youre black! you *must* have some hip hop with you! sean
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and your reply was back in 1992... you must have been in the toilets - just to see the look on the requesters face Roland van Oorschot To: 313@hyperreal.org [EMAIL PROTECTED]cc: nl Subject: Re: (313) Best lines to the DJ 07/16/03 06:21 AM At 13:18 16-7-2003, ::P wrote: I was asked: do you do covers? Same was asked me too =) Or: when do you play some trance? R. (also Live PA only) --- http://www.funxiun.com .dark.elektronix.
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The best line I got was while I was playing straight up hard techno: Them: Can you play something that you can dance to? Me: Can't you dance to this? Them: No, something you can dance to. Like the Stones... It probably didn't help that I was at a biker bar but whatever... At 10:07 AM 7/16/2003 +, Robert Taylor wrote: I'm not a DJ but I have heard of the following enquiries: Can you play something with more breakdowns? Have you got anything more uplifting? Play some Meatloaf (OK - that was me but I was only joking - or was I?) -Original Message- From: Martin [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, July 16, 2003 9:59 AM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Dennis DeSantis Cc: 313 Subject: (313) Best lines to the DJ The best one I've heard is Where's the toilet mate And a bloke with some bongo's asking if we could mike him up! 16/7/03 8:26 AM [EMAIL PROTECTED]@dsl.pipex.com I was playing live with Mark Broom about 10 years ago when a sweaty face from the crowd appeared over the top of my Juno 106 and shouted Go on big man! Make the 303 RUMBLE cheers Jason On Wednesday, July 16, 2003, at 09:04 am, Dennis DeSantis wrote: Thomas D. Cox, Jr. wrote: i actually got a request the other night when spinning records at a club from some girl who said to me are you going to play some techno? right after i finished played nude photo and quetzal. i almost had a heart attack. DJs get harassed too? I thought that was reserved for us liva PA guys. I somehow feel better. I played a gig at a huge dirty club in Berlin on Saturday. I had a girl come up to me twice and ask me pleadingly if there were going to be any more DJs. Then a guy came up and told me that I was doing it wrong - I was supposed to be using turntables. -- Dennis DeSantis www.dennisdesantis.com # Note: Any views or opinions are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Channel Four Television Corporation unless specifically stated. This email and any files transmitted are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to which they are addressed. If you have received this email in error, please notify [EMAIL PROTECTED] Thank You. #
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Robert Taylor wrote on Wed, 16 Jul 2003 about following: Play some Meatloaf (OK - that was me but I was only joking - or was I?) on almost every gig i play someone asks me to play paranoid by black sabbath. i swear one day i take it with me and just switch to it immediately someone asks me to play it. I heard some electronic rmx of a black sabbath song forget wha it is, sweet leaf maybe? can you play something more danceable is also quite common, as well as do you have any hip hop, can you play insert local rock band name here etc.. my favorite is when guys walk up and ask, er um more like demand, to flow over what ever i'm playing. then when i say i'm really not into that, they stand there and yell raps in my face like that is going convince me. this happens everytime at co-op parties and last friday i thought this guy wanted to punch me, instead he kept calling me a hater and proceded to ruin an already messed up vibe by the fuzz. had someone once ask me to can you play some hank, i replied which one. my fiend was playing a wedding reception, this guy walked up and asked if he had a cd player. he said no, the guy replies i have this alice dj set, let me pull my car around and we can rock out. i have found the best way to deflect these question with a positve out come is to say i play vinyl and if they have any records they want me to play to bring them up. i know one day this will bite me in the ass when that person has the record on them. guess then it's on to plan b to put the record where they can see it and when they ask why i have not played it yet reply, i'm trying ot work it in. scotto lansing, mi. plaztikjezuz.com
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one time i was playing at a club and everyone was dancing, this kid came up to me and asked can you play something i can dance to so i gave him the finger and told him to [EMAIL PROTECTED] OFF. i dont have any tolerance for that. the funny thing is i was playing a Ron Trent/Chez Damier track. those two make some of the best dance music ever. ryan burns From: Dennis DeSantis [EMAIL PROTECTED] I played at Kompressor up in Pankow, at the Alte Zigarrettenfabrik. Yeah, it was pretty cool. People danced and seemed to have a good time. And I got paid, which is always nice. I've gotta say, this thread has made me feel a LOT better. I thought I was the only person getting flack from crowds... -- Dennis DeSantis www.dennisdesantis.com ian cheshire wrote: Hi Dennis What club were you at as I was at the Metronom and that was big and dirty plus I had two people ask requests :)) made me laugh I had to say :) Hope you had a good time though :) _ MSN 8 with e-mail virus protection service: 2 months FREE* http://join.msn.com/?page=features/virus
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I heard some electronic rmx of a black sabbath song forget wha it is, sweet leaf maybe? Somebody played (I think it was) a live version of War Pigs at Movement - was it Ayro? Can't recall. jeff
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doormouse opened his set in detroit a few months ago with a remix of war pigs. he held up cue cards with the lyrics. then he ripped his clothes off to reveal the cheerleader outfit. - Original Message - From: The REAL Mxyzptlk [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: 313@hyperreal.org Sent: Wednesday, July 16, 2003 11:37 AM Subject: RE: (313) Best lines to the DJ I heard some electronic rmx of a black sabbath song forget wha it is, sweet leaf maybe? Somebody played (I think it was) a live version of War Pigs at Movement - was it Ayro? Can't recall. jeff
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On Wed, Jul 16, 2003 at 02:27:45PM +, [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: I heard some electronic rmx of a black sabbath song forget wha it is, sweet leaf maybe? The Butthole Surfers have a track called Sweet Loaf that was based on a Black Sabbath song i believe. The intro (Daddy?, Yes, son, etc was later used by Orbital on their track Satan. I don't think this is what you are looking for however :) Hans -- Hans Veneman [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://technotourist.org
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i was playing a club one time mostly techno, and this girl came up to me, and told me that it ( i assume she ment the music) needed more scratching in it, and then asked me to step aside so she could show me how to do it when i asked her what records she planned to use ( i always like to let them think they might have a chance with their requests) she said oh it looks like you have enough for US to play all nightthen she got mad cause she actually thought i was gonna let her scratch my records.it was pretty funny michael www.renegaderhythms.com Jernej Marusic wrote: I also don't DJ (well sometimes with laptop), just do live acts. Once I was playing on chill out floor in a club and I started my set with mostly glitchy/ambient stuff, and after ~30min someone comes to me and starts complaining that it's about time for some beats to come in. The weirdest gig I had was playing at new years party of Slovenian ministry of culture. I got all weird kind of requests. The funniest one was a girl that came to me and asked me if I could play something more danceable, like foxtrot :) Jernej www.soundoflj.com/octex -Original Message- From: Robert Taylor [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 16. julij 2003 12:07 To: Martin; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Dennis DeSantis Cc: 313 Subject: RE: (313) Best lines to the DJ I'm not a DJ but I have heard of the following enquiries: Can you play something with more breakdowns? Have you got anything more uplifting? Play some Meatloaf (OK - that was me but I was only joking - or was I?)
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Sounds like you were well in there !! .. and with a girl with possible turntablist abilitities... I wouldn't have been complaining ;) Peace, marc -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, July 16, 2003 3:48 PM To: Jernej Marusic Cc: 'Robert Taylor'; 'Martin'; '[EMAIL PROTECTED]'; 'Dennis DeSantis'; '313' Subject: Re: (313) Best lines to the DJ i was playing a club one time mostly techno, and this girl came up to me, and told me that it ( i assume she ment the music) needed more scratching in it, and then asked me to step aside so she could show me how to do it when i asked her what records she planned to use ( i always like to let them think they might have a chance with their requests) she said oh it looks like you have enough for US to play all nightthen she got mad cause she actually thought i was gonna let her scratch my records.it was pretty funny michael www.renegaderhythms.com Jernej Marusic wrote: I also don't DJ (well sometimes with laptop), just do live acts. Once I was playing on chill out floor in a club and I started my set with mostly glitchy/ambient stuff, and after ~30min someone comes to me and starts complaining that it's about time for some beats to come in. The weirdest gig I had was playing at new years party of Slovenian ministry of culture. I got all weird kind of requests. The funniest one was a girl that came to me and asked me if I could play something more danceable, like foxtrot :) Jernej www.soundoflj.com/octex -Original Message- From: Robert Taylor [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 16. julij 2003 12:07 To: Martin; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Dennis DeSantis Cc: 313 Subject: RE: (313) Best lines to the DJ I'm not a DJ but I have heard of the following enquiries: Can you play something with more breakdowns? Have you got anything more uplifting? Play some Meatloaf (OK - that was me but I was only joking - or was I?) -- This message is intended only for the personal and confidential use of the designated recipient(s) named above. If you are not the intended recipient of this message you are hereby notified that any review, dissemination, distribution or copying of this message is strictly prohibited. This communication is for information purposes only and should not be regarded as an offer to sell or as a solicitation of an offer to buy any financial product, an official confirmation of any transaction, or as an official statement of Lehman Brothers. Email transmission cannot be guaranteed to be secure or error-free. Therefore, we do not represent that this information is complete or accurate and it should not be relied upon as such. All information is subject to change without notice.
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yea that is almost as good as the time when we had our friend jon williams (organised noise) play here in like 95...he was just banging the hell out of old circuit breaker tracks and seawolf, UR acid rain 3 , stuff like that...and this kid asked him to stop right now (he was messed up)and turn it all offnow this was in a warehouse at around 3:00am with like 1500 people... jon told him no, he was doing his thing... so the kid took a running start and jumped over the turntables and tried to grab the monitors behind him and put his own head into them, and knocking one of the turntables overneedless to say the music did not stop cause the record was playing on the other turntable, and i am not sure what ever happened to that kid;-) michael www.renegaderhythms.com Langsman, Marc wrote: Sounds like you were well in there !! .. and with a girl with possible turntablist abilitities... I wouldn't have been complaining ;) Peace, marc -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, July 16, 2003 3:48 PM To: Jernej Marusic Cc: 'Robert Taylor'; 'Martin'; '[EMAIL PROTECTED]'; 'Dennis DeSantis'; '313' Subject: Re: (313) Best lines to the DJ i was playing a club one time mostly techno, and this girl came up to me, and told me that it ( i assume she ment the music) needed more scratching in it, and then asked me to step aside so she could show me how to do it when i asked her what records she planned to use ( i always like to let them think they might have a chance with their requests) she said oh it looks like you have enough for US to play all nightthen she got mad cause she actually thought i was gonna let her scratch my records.it was pretty funny michael www.renegaderhythms.com Jernej Marusic wrote: I also don't DJ (well sometimes with laptop), just do live acts. Once I was playing on chill out floor in a club and I started my set with mostly glitchy/ambient stuff, and after ~30min someone comes to me and starts complaining that it's about time for some beats to come in. The weirdest gig I had was playing at new years party of Slovenian ministry of culture. I got all weird kind of requests. The funniest one was a girl that came to me and asked me if I could play something more danceable, like foxtrot :) Jernej www.soundoflj.com/octex -Original Message- From: Robert Taylor [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 16. julij 2003 12:07 To: Martin; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Dennis DeSantis Cc: 313 Subject: RE: (313) Best lines to the DJ I'm not a DJ but I have heard of the following enquiries: Can you play something with more breakdowns? Have you got anything more uplifting? Play some Meatloaf (OK - that was me but I was only joking - or was I?) -- This message is intended only for the personal and confidential use of the designated recipient(s) named above. If you are not the intended recipient of this message you are hereby notified that any review, dissemination, distribution or copying of this message is strictly prohibited. This communication is for information purposes only and should not be regarded as an offer to sell or as a solicitation of an offer to buy any financial product, an official confirmation of any transaction, or as an official statement of Lehman Brothers. Email transmission cannot be guaranteed to be secure or error-free. Therefore, we do not represent that this information is complete or accurate and it should not be relied upon as such. All information is subject to change without notice.
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Great time to mix into UR- kamikaze , me thinks. Quest -Original Message- From: MM [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 16 July 2003 4:34 PM To: Langsman, Marc Cc: '[EMAIL PROTECTED]'; Jernej Marusic; 'Robert Taylor'; 'Martin'; '[EMAIL PROTECTED]'; 'Dennis DeSantis'; '313' Subject: Re: (313) Best lines to the DJ yea that is almost as good as the time when we had our friend jon williams (organised noise) play here in like 95...he was just banging the hell out of old circuit breaker tracks and seawolf, UR acid rain 3 , stuff like that...and this kid asked him to stop right now (he was messed up)and turn it all offnow this was in a warehouse at around 3:00am with like 1500 people... jon told him no, he was doing his thing... so the kid took a running start and jumped over the turntables and tried to grab the monitors behind him and put his own head into them, and knocking one of the turntables overneedless to say the music did not stop cause the record was playing on the other turntable, and i am not sure what ever happened to that kid;-) michael www.renegaderhythms.com Langsman, Marc wrote: Sounds like you were well in there !! .. and with a girl with possible turntablist abilitities... I wouldn't have been complaining ;) Peace, marc -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, July 16, 2003 3:48 PM To: Jernej Marusic Cc: 'Robert Taylor'; 'Martin'; '[EMAIL PROTECTED]'; 'Dennis DeSantis'; '313' Subject: Re: (313) Best lines to the DJ i was playing a club one time mostly techno, and this girl came up to me, and told me that it ( i assume she ment the music) needed more scratching in it, and then asked me to step aside so she could show me how to do it when i asked her what records she planned to use ( i always like to let them think they might have a chance with their requests) she said oh it looks like you have enough for US to play all nightthen she got mad cause she actually thought i was gonna let her scratch my records.it was pretty funny michael www.renegaderhythms.com Jernej Marusic wrote: I also don't DJ (well sometimes with laptop), just do live acts. Once I was playing on chill out floor in a club and I started my set with mostly glitchy/ambient stuff, and after ~30min someone comes to me and starts complaining that it's about time for some beats to come in. The weirdest gig I had was playing at new years party of Slovenian ministry of culture. I got all weird kind of requests. The funniest one was a girl that came to me and asked me if I could play something more danceable, like foxtrot :) Jernej www.soundoflj.com/octex -Original Message- From: Robert Taylor [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 16. julij 2003 12:07 To: Martin; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Dennis DeSantis Cc: 313 Subject: RE: (313) Best lines to the DJ I'm not a DJ but I have heard of the following enquiries: Can you play something with more breakdowns? Have you got anything more uplifting? Play some Meatloaf (OK - that was me but I was only joking - or was I?) -- This message is intended only for the personal and confidential use of the designated recipient(s) named above. If you are not the intended recipient of this message you are hereby notified that any review, dissemination, distribution or copying of this message is strictly prohibited. This communication is for information purposes only and should not be regarded as an offer to sell or as a solicitation of an offer to buy any financial product, an official confirmation of any transaction, or as an official statement of Lehman Brothers. Email transmission cannot be guaranteed to be secure or error-free. Therefore, we do not represent that this information is complete or accurate and it should not be relied upon as such. All information is subject to change without notice.
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On Wed, Jul 16, 2003 at 02:27:45PM +, [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: I heard some electronic rmx of a black sabbath song forget wha it is, sweet leaf maybe? The Butthole Surfers have a track called Sweet Loaf that was based on a Black Sabbath song i believe. The intro (Daddy?, Yes, son, etc was later used by Orbital on their track Satan. I don't think this is what you are looking for however :) daglow abortion tech is my fav, surfers cd. i have only heard the orbital rmx once maybe so i dont know? i just remember hearing the satan a think to my self that a sample from the holes but it had a BS guitar riff in it, does the orbital rmx have the guitar riff or just the vocal intro. i dont think it's the same rmx. i heard it recently somewhere. and if memory serves right it was when acquaviva played up here in lansing on july 3rd. but i really forget sorry. i do know for sure he played a cars rmx, it was not to cheezy, but it really fit the crowd up here in lansing. when ever i talk to someone about his set there like yea he played that car tune. i lust think they were happy to hear something they knew. scotto lansing, mi plaztikjezuz.com
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my all-time fav is are you the DJ? - OK, meanwhile I have headphones on, am surrounded by turntables rekkids, CDs players, etc. whilst using the mixer. once I answered no just to make the person go away. runner up would have to be I'll have a Bud two Coronas (or other drinks) - been in a few places where the booth was near the bar... old time favs - can you play the Smiths or can you play Souxsie when that was what was actually playing right then... play something I can dance to when the dancefloor is full - sorry, can't help ya there dude - lol! if you don't play some good music I'm going to leave, said in a busy place - there's the door, over there can you play some Metallica - I actually had it - don't ask me why - and they danced too - was funny as hell - lol! lisa :) Martin wrote: The best one I've heard is Where's the toilet mate And a bloke with some bongo's asking if we could mike him up! 16/7/03 8:26 AM [EMAIL PROTECTED]@dsl.pipex.com I was playing live with Mark Broom about 10 years ago when a sweaty face from the crowd appeared over the top of my Juno 106 and shouted Go on big man! Make the 303 RUMBLE cheers Jason On Wednesday, July 16, 2003, at 09:04 am, Dennis DeSantis wrote: Thomas D. Cox, Jr. wrote: i actually got a request the other night when spinning records at a club from some girl who said to me are you going to play some techno? right after i finished played nude photo and quetzal. i almost had a heart attack. DJs get harassed too? I thought that was reserved for us liva PA guys. I somehow feel better. I played a gig at a huge dirty club in Berlin on Saturday. I had a girl come up to me twice and ask me pleadingly if there were going to be any more DJs. Then a guy came up and told me that I was doing it wrong - I was supposed to be using turntables. -- Dennis DeSantis www.dennisdesantis.com
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The funniest question I ever heard was from a guy asking a friend of mine at a Drum 'n' Bass party where my friend spinned some nice old school breakz if he can put the breaks out of that techno hahaha also a girl asked me at a party where I played some deep techno stuff if I can put in some bass whilst there was a bassy deep techno track was runnin. hehehe Arne MM [EMAIL PROTECTED] schrieb: yea that is almost as good as the time when we had our friend jon williams (organised noise) play here in like 95...he was just banging the hell out of old circuit breaker tracks and seawolf, UR acid rain 3 , stuff like that...and this kid asked him to stop right now (he was messed up)and turn it all offnow this was in a warehouse at around 3:00am with like 1500 people... jon told him no, he was doing his thing... so the kid took a running start and jumped over the turntables and tried to grab the monitors behind him and put his own head into them, and knocking one of the turntables overneedless to say the music did not stop cause the record was playing on the other turntable, and i am not sure what ever happened to that kid ;-) michael www.renegaderhythms.com Langsman, Marc wrote: Sounds like you were well in there !! .. and with a girl with possible turntablist abilitities... I wouldn't have been complaining ;) Peace, marc -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, July 16, 2003 3:48 PM To: Jernej Marusic Cc: 'Robert Taylor'; 'Martin'; '[EMAIL PROTECTED]'; 'Dennis DeSantis'; '313' Subject: Re: (313) Best lines to the DJ i was playing a club one time mostly techno, and this girl came up to me, and told me that it ( i assume she ment the music) needed more scratching in it, and then asked me to step aside so she could show me how to do it when i asked her what records she planned to use ( i always like to let them think they might have a chance with their requests) she said oh it looks like you have enough for US to play all nightthen she got mad cause she actually thought i was gonna let her scratch my records.it was pretty funny michael www.renegaderhythms.com Jernej Marusic wrote: I also don't DJ (well sometimes with laptop), just do live acts. Once I was playing on chill out floor in a club and I started my set with mostly glitchy/ambient stuff, and after ~30min someone comes to me and starts complaining that it's about time for some beats to come in. The weirdest gig I had was playing at new years party of Slovenian ministry of culture. I got all weird kind of requests. The funniest one was a girl that came to me and asked me if I could play something more danceable, like foxtrot :) Jernej www.soundoflj.com/octex -Original Message- From: Robert Taylor [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 16. julij 2003 12:07 To: Martin; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Dennis DeSantis Cc: 313 Subject: RE: (313) Best lines to the DJ I'm not a DJ but I have heard of the following enquiries: Can you play something with more breakdowns? Have you got anything more uplifting? Play some Meatloaf (OK - that was me but I was only joking - or was I?) -- This message is intended only for the personal and confidential use of the designated recipient(s) named above. If you are not the intended recipient of this message you are hereby notified that any review, dissemination, distribution or copying of this message is strictly prohibited. This communication is for information purposes only and should not be regarded as an offer to sell or as a solicitation of an offer to buy any financial product, an official confirmation of any transaction, or as an official statement of Lehman Brothers. Email transmission cannot be guaranteed to be secure or error-free. Therefore, we do not represent that this information is complete or accurate and it should not be relied upon as such. All information is subject to change without notice. -- °°° www.arneweinberg.de HEADSPACE Rec. KEYNOTE Rec. DOWN LOW MUSIC STARBABY Rec. °°°
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another funny event was at this club called Gabes in Iowa City. this guy kept bugging the dj to play some punk rock or something. the promoter punched him square in the nose and TKOed his @ss. ryan From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (Arne Weinberg) Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: 313 Mailing List 313@hyperreal.org Subject: Re: (313) Best lines to the DJ Date: 16 Jul 2003 17:20 GMT The funniest question I ever heard was from a guy asking a friend of mine at a Drum 'n' Bass party where my friend spinned some nice old school breakz if he can put the breaks out of that techno hahaha also a girl asked me at a party where I played some deep techno stuff if I can put in some bass whilst there was a bassy deep techno track was runnin. hehehe Arne MM [EMAIL PROTECTED] schrieb: yea that is almost as good as the time when we had our friend jon williams (organised noise) play here in like 95...he was just banging the hell out of old circuit breaker tracks and seawolf, UR acid rain 3 , stuff like that...and this kid asked him to stop right now (he was messed up)and turn it all offnow this was in a warehouse at around 3:00am with like 1500 people... jon told him no, he was doing his thing... so the kid took a running start and jumped over the turntables and tried to grab the monitors behind him and put his own head into them, and knocking one of the turntables overneedless to say the music did not stop cause the record was playing on the other turntable, and i am not sure what ever happened to that kid;-) michael www.renegaderhythms.com Langsman, Marc wrote: Sounds like you were well in there !! .. and with a girl with possible turntablist abilitities... I wouldn't have been complaining ;) Peace, marc -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, July 16, 2003 3:48 PM To: Jernej Marusic Cc: 'Robert Taylor'; 'Martin'; '[EMAIL PROTECTED]'; 'Dennis DeSantis'; '313' Subject: Re: (313) Best lines to the DJ i was playing a club one time mostly techno, and this girl came up to me, and told me that it ( i assume she ment the music) needed more scratching in it, and then asked me to step aside so she could show me how to do it when i asked her what records she planned to use ( i always like to let them think they might have a chance with their requests) she said oh it looks like you have enough for US to play all nightthen she got mad cause she actually thought i was gonna let her scratch my records.it was pretty funny michael www.renegaderhythms.com Jernej Marusic wrote: I also don't DJ (well sometimes with laptop), just do live acts. Once I was playing on chill out floor in a club and I started my set with mostly glitchy/ambient stuff, and after ~30min someone comes to me and starts complaining that it's about time for some beats to come in. The weirdest gig I had was playing at new years party of Slovenian ministry of culture. I got all weird kind of requests. The funniest one was a girl that came to me and asked me if I could play something more danceable, like foxtrot :) Jernej www.soundoflj.com/octex -Original Message- From: Robert Taylor [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 16. julij 2003 12:07 To: Martin; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Dennis DeSantis Cc: 313 Subject: RE: (313) Best lines to the DJ I'm not a DJ but I have heard of the following enquiries: Can you play something with more breakdowns? Have you got anything more uplifting? Play some Meatloaf (OK - that was me but I was only joking - or was I?) -- This message is intended only for the personal and confidential use of the designated recipient(s) named above. If you are not the intended recipient of this message you are hereby notified that any review, dissemination, distribution or copying of this message is strictly prohibited. This communication is for information purposes only and should not be regarded as an offer to sell or as a solicitation of an offer to buy any financial product, an official confirmation of any transaction, or as an official statement of Lehman Brothers. Email transmission cannot be guaranteed to be secure or error-free. Therefore, we do not represent that this information is complete or accurate and it should not be relied upon as such. All information is subject to change without notice. -- °°° www.arneweinberg.de HEADSPACE Rec. KEYNOTE Rec. DOWN LOW MUSIC STARBABY Rec. °°° _ STOP MORE SPAM with the new MSN 8 and get
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This one time at band camp... -Original Message- From: ryan burns [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, July 16, 2003 1:05 PM To: 313@hyperreal.org Subject: Re: (313) Best lines to the DJ another funny event was at this club called Gabes in Iowa City. this guy kept bugging the dj to play some punk rock or something. the promoter punched him square in the nose and TKOed his @ss. ryan From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (Arne Weinberg) Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: 313 Mailing List 313@hyperreal.org Subject: Re: (313) Best lines to the DJ Date: 16 Jul 2003 17:20 GMT The funniest question I ever heard was from a guy asking a friend of mine at a Drum 'n' Bass party where my friend spinned some nice old school breakz if he can put the breaks out of that techno hahaha also a girl asked me at a party where I played some deep techno stuff if I can put in some bass whilst there was a bassy deep techno track was runnin. hehehe Arne MM [EMAIL PROTECTED] schrieb: yea that is almost as good as the time when we had our friend jon williams (organised noise) play here in like 95...he was just banging the hell out of old circuit breaker tracks and seawolf, UR acid rain 3 , stuff like that...and this kid asked him to stop right now (he was messed up)and turn it all offnow this was in a warehouse at around 3:00am with like 1500 people... jon told him no, he was doing his thing... so the kid took a running start and jumped over the turntables and tried to grab the monitors behind him and put his own head into them, and knocking one of the turntables overneedless to say the music did not stop cause the record was playing on the other turntable, and i am not sure what ever happened to that kid;-) michael www.renegaderhythms.com Langsman, Marc wrote: Sounds like you were well in there !! .. and with a girl with possible turntablist abilitities... I wouldn't have been complaining ;) Peace, marc -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, July 16, 2003 3:48 PM To: Jernej Marusic Cc: 'Robert Taylor'; 'Martin'; '[EMAIL PROTECTED]'; 'Dennis DeSantis'; '313' Subject: Re: (313) Best lines to the DJ i was playing a club one time mostly techno, and this girl came up to me, and told me that it ( i assume she ment the music) needed more scratching in it, and then asked me to step aside so she could show me how to do it when i asked her what records she planned to use ( i always like to let them think they might have a chance with their requests) she said oh it looks like you have enough for US to play all nightthen she got mad cause she actually thought i was gonna let her scratch my records.it was pretty funny michael www.renegaderhythms.com Jernej Marusic wrote: I also don't DJ (well sometimes with laptop), just do live acts. Once I was playing on chill out floor in a club and I started my set with mostly glitchy/ambient stuff, and after ~30min someone comes to me and starts complaining that it's about time for some beats to come in. The weirdest gig I had was playing at new years party of Slovenian ministry of culture. I got all weird kind of requests. The funniest one was a girl that came to me and asked me if I could play something more danceable, like foxtrot :) Jernej www.soundoflj.com/octex -Original Message- From: Robert Taylor [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 16. julij 2003 12:07 To: Martin; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Dennis DeSantis Cc: 313 Subject: RE: (313) Best lines to the DJ I'm not a DJ but I have heard of the following enquiries: Can you play something with more breakdowns? Have you got anything more uplifting? Play some Meatloaf (OK - that was me but I was only joking - or was I?) --- --- This message is intended only for the personal and confidential use of the designated recipient(s) named above. If you are not the intended recipient of this message you are hereby notified that any review, dissemination, distribution or copying of this message is strictly prohibited. This communication is for information purposes only and should not be regarded as an offer to sell or as a solicitation of an offer to buy any financial product, an official confirmation of any transaction, or as an official statement of Lehman Brothers. Email transmission cannot be guaranteed to be secure or error-free. Therefore, we do not represent that this information is complete or accurate and it should not be relied upon as such. All information is subject to change without notice. -- 000 www.arneweinberg.de HEADSPACE Rec
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this one time, I was DJing and this girl was like play some slayer I immediately left and nuked the entire planet from orbit.
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- Original Message - From: ::P [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: 313@hyperreal.org Sent: Wednesday, July 16, 2003 11:29 AM Subject: Re: (313) Best lines to the DJ this one time, I was DJing and this girl was like play some slayer I immediately left and nuked the entire planet from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH rock - Original Message - From: garrett [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: ::P [EMAIL PROTECTED]; 313@hyperreal.org Sent: Wednesday, July 16, 2003 2:39 PM Subject: Re: (313) Best lines to the DJ - Original Message - From: ::P [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: 313@hyperreal.org Sent: Wednesday, July 16, 2003 11:29 AM Subject: Re: (313) Best lines to the DJ this one time, I was DJing and this girl was like play some slayer I immediately left and nuked the entire planet from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
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Yep- I used that one at the Sub Club recently and passed the punter over to the guy who was doing the lights- worked a treat Why don't light jocks get the same abuse that what I want to know... Have you got any lime green ? / its my mates birthday - can we request some strobes ? not really, but sound guys do. it's not loud enough i get this a lot, and it like around 105 db. (this is loud as hell by the way) i usually reply with what, i cant hear you or what are you deaf. i want to know if pyro guys get request, will you blow something up again scotto
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I might have seen that 1995 incident with Jon Williams. Over the years, I've seen several turntable-divers. This may be more of a west coast thing, because we have always favored putting the turntables on the floor with the crowd rather than in a booth or up on a stage. Most people are very good about not getting too close to the gear, but it does provide opportunity for those who are little too twisted . . . by the way, the practice of putting the DJ in with the crowd is probably the reason I returned to DJing (and many others got started), because you get a chance to see what is actually going on and learn a bit about mixing styles. Of course, the downside is the rubberneckers who stand completely still and watch every little movement the DJ makes (in awe or catatonia, I'm never sure which). Which completely dampens the vibe, naturally. I mean, go ahead and take a look, but standing there completely still for half an hour while someone is trying to move a crowd? I haven't seen this for years, but some DJs would tape over the record labels to stop the constant trainspotting (and sometimes set stealing) that was going on when this scene was really breaking out in a big way. fred
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while i was staying at (but not attending) university of rochester, during their annual outdoor fun day whatever, a friend was dj'ing and playing some records on behalf of me and my friends. she was playing drexciya, ur, lfo, suburban knight etc etc. eventually some fratdude walked up and angrily requested that she stop playing old music and put on something new, like bryan adams. except it wasnt even bryan adams it was something even more cheesey 80's crap but i cant remember. and this wasnt during the 80's, this was 1996 or something. i guess his thinking was synthesizers drum machines=80's...unfortunately the music immediately shfited to bs after his complaint The funniest question I ever heard was from a guy asking a friend of mine at a Drum 'n' Bass party where my friend spinned some nice old school breakz if he can put the breaks out of that techno hahaha also a girl asked me at a party where I played some deep techno stuff if I can put in some bass whilst there was a bassy deep techno track was runnin. hehehe Arne MM [EMAIL PROTECTED] schrieb: yea that is almost as good as the time when we had our friend jon williams (organised noise) play here in like 95...he was just banging the hell out of old circuit breaker tracks and seawolf, UR acid rain 3 , stuff like that...and this kid asked him to stop right now (he was messed up)and turn it all offnow this was in a warehouse at around 3:00am with like 1500 people... jon told him no, he was doing his thing... so the kid took a running start and jumped over the turntables and tried to grab the monitors behind him and put his own head into them, and knocking one of the turntables overneedless to say the music did not stop cause the record was playing on the other turntable, and i am not sure what ever happened to that kid;-) michael www.renegaderhythms.com Langsman, Marc wrote: Sounds like you were well in there !! .. and with a girl with possible turntablist abilitities... I wouldn't have been complaining ;) Peace, marc -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, July 16, 2003 3:48 PM To: Jernej Marusic Cc: 'Robert Taylor'; 'Martin'; '[EMAIL PROTECTED]'; 'Dennis DeSantis'; '313' Subject: Re: (313) Best lines to the DJ i was playing a club one time mostly techno, and this girl came up to me, and told me that it ( i assume she ment the music) needed more scratching in it, and then asked me to step aside so she could show me how to do it when i asked her what records she planned to use ( i always like to let them think they might have a chance with their requests) she said oh it looks like you have enough for US to play all nightthen she got mad cause she actually thought i was gonna let her scratch my records.it was pretty funny michael www.renegaderhythms.com Jernej Marusic wrote: I also don't DJ (well sometimes with laptop), just do live acts. Once I was playing on chill out floor in a club and I started my set with mostly glitchy/ambient stuff, and after ~30min someone comes to me and starts complaining that it's about time for some beats to come in. The weirdest gig I had was playing at new years party of Slovenian ministry of culture. I got all weird kind of requests. The funniest one was a girl that came to me and asked me if I could play something more danceable, like foxtrot :) Jernej www.soundoflj.com/octex -Original Message- From: Robert Taylor [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 16. julij 2003 12:07 To: Martin; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Dennis DeSantis Cc: 313 Subject: RE: (313) Best lines to the DJ I'm not a DJ but I have heard of the following enquiries: Can you play something with more breakdowns? Have you got anything more uplifting? Play some Meatloaf (OK - that was me but I was only joking - or was I?) -- This message is intended only for the personal and confidential use of the designated recipient(s) named above. If you are not the intended recipient of this message you are hereby notified that any review, dissemination, distribution or copying of this message is strictly prohibited. This communication is for information purposes only and should not be regarded as an offer to sell or as a solicitation of an offer to buy any financial product, an official confirmation of any transaction, or as an official statement of Lehman Brothers. Email transmission cannot be guaranteed to be secure or error-free. Therefore, we do not represent that this information is complete or accurate and it should not be relied upon as such. All information is subject to change without notice
Re: (313) Best lines to the DJ
I haven't seen this for years, but some DJs would tape over the record labels to stop the constant trainspotting (and sometimes set stealing) that was going on when this scene was really breaking out in a big way. They actually used to sell little plastic record label covers which could be used for the same purpose. The only people I knew who ever used them did so not for the vibe but to protect their records so no one else would know what they were. These people also owned record stores and if they got a good record in they'd keep it for themselves and not sell any other copies to anyone else in order to make sure that they had the good tunes. Obviously this was back in the days before internet shopping...
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Fred Heutte wrote on Wed, 16 Jul 2003 about following: I haven't seen this for years, but some DJs would tape over the record labels to stop the constant trainspotting (and oh boy i remember this, quite lame. although i've actually ripped off labels from 2 records.. MANY years ago. some dj's had extra white labels that they put over the real labels so the record would look like white label. sakke -- Timing must be perfect now. Two-timing must be better than perfect. http://www.arabuusimiehet.com/sakke/
