Re: ahhh....newbies

2005-10-08 Thread brobborb
PROTECTED] To: CF-Community cf-community@houseoffusion.com Sent: Wednesday, October 05, 2005 5:19 PM Subject: RE: ahhhnewbies My advice? Be harsh. Tell him almost exactly what you have vented here. He is 21. You are his superior. Full stop. Not saying be a bully - but tell him to calm

Re: ahhh....newbies

2005-10-06 Thread Ben Doom
editor of choice is vi for kindergardeners? --Ben Short Fuse Media wrote: Better yet - set the youngin' down in front of vi and ask him to crank out a valid xhtml spec document watch him cry... then laugh. -Erik Ben Doom wrote: Heeheehee. Give him a wrench and

Re: ahhh....newbies

2005-10-06 Thread Ray Champagne
I just wanted to thank all of you guys for the sound advice. I met with the boss about this and she and I are going to try some of the things you've suggested. Just to set the record straight - I don't mind this guy's enthusiasm, I just don't know how to reel it in so that it is constructive

Re: ahhh....newbies

2005-10-06 Thread Ray Champagne
Ben, that sounds EXACTLY like my first few months here. Lay low, be humble, learn whenever possible, and things will work out. Being of that mind, it's hard for me to see where he's coming from Ben Doom wrote: See, this is why for the first few months, the new manager here was impressed

RE: ahhh....newbies

2005-10-06 Thread Dawson, Michael
Oh, and for punishment when he screws up, don't let him see naked gym girl. M!ke -Original Message- From: Ray Champagne [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, October 06, 2005 10:47 AM To: CF-Community Subject: Re: ahhhnewbies I just wanted to thank all of you guys

Re: ahhh....newbies

2005-10-06 Thread Ray Champagne
Kevin Graeme wrote: We had a student employee that was just the same. In the first week he kept arguing about how to do DB design with Deanna. Ha! We booted him out of the office. Wouldn't it be fun to be a fly on the wall where that kid is employed now? Just to see if he learned from his

RE: ahhh....newbies

2005-10-06 Thread Ken Ketsdever
:48 AM To: CF-Community Subject: RE: ahhhnewbies Oh, and for punishment when he screws up, don't let him see naked gym girl. M!ke -Original Message- From: Ray Champagne [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, October 06, 2005 10:47 AM To: CF-Community Subject: Re: ahhhnewbies

Re: ahhh....newbies

2005-10-06 Thread Ray Champagne
, and for punishment when he screws up, don't let him see naked gym girl. M!ke -Original Message- From: Ray Champagne [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, October 06, 2005 10:47 AM To: CF-Community Subject: Re: ahhhnewbies I just wanted to thank all of you guys for the sound advice

Re: ahhh....newbies

2005-10-06 Thread Jerry Johnson
Ray, I will tell you from personal experience it is very rewarding when you can help someone grow. (Mr. Doom, shut it! =)) I have met some wonderful people that way, and I think I helped them become who they are today I see the task like a magnifying glass. It is the mentor's job to focus the

Re: ahhh....newbies

2005-10-06 Thread Paul Ihrig
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Re: ahhh....newbies

2005-10-06 Thread Ray Champagne
LOL...not until I get some free legal representation to counter the Peeping Tom suit that'll get filed against me. :) Paul Ihrig wrote: you ever gonna set up a web cam? ~| Find out how CFTicket can increase your

Re: ahhh....newbies

2005-10-06 Thread Ben Doom
Jerry Johnson wrote: Ray, I will tell you from personal experience it is very rewarding when you can help someone grow. (Mr. Doom, shut it! =)) I will not. I'm way smarter than you, 'cause I'm younger, and new is better. You don't know what you're talking about. :-) I have met some

Re: ahhh....newbies

2005-10-06 Thread Short Fuse Media
Heh, hardly - was just recalling my first experiences as being a young 'noob' - okay so I'm not quite yet 30, so I guess it wasn't all that long ago. Seriously though - at one time I used to be like this 'newbie'. Was working for a Fed. marketing firm in DC doing VB and FoxPro over DOS in

Re: ahhh....newbies

2005-10-06 Thread Jason Lemahieu
I STILL don't know how I got the job as a student. I knew ZERO html, ZERO javascript, ZERO database stuff, and googled 'ColdFusion' and 'Oracle' the night before the interview - I almost didn't show up, then I decided I'd just use it as interview experience since the building was on my way to

Re: ahhh....newbies

2005-10-06 Thread Ray Champagne
Nice :) Sometimes a clean slate is the best to write on, though. Jason Lemahieu wrote: I STILL don't know how I got the job as a student. I knew ZERO html, ZERO javascript, ZERO database stuff, and googled 'ColdFusion' and 'Oracle' the night before the interview - I almost didn't show up,

Re: ahhh....newbies

2005-10-06 Thread Deanna Schneider
It would be, but I have a feeling he hasn't changed. I mean, he was a student intern and he was absolutely, 100% positive that he knew more than me. Now, he couldn't explain his reasoning for his totally f'ed up, completely not normalized, disaster of an ER diagram. But, he was damn sure it was

Re: ahhh....newbies

2005-10-06 Thread Deanna Schneider
Hell, at least you googled. More than can be said for some candidates. ;) On 10/6/05, Jason Lemahieu [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: I STILL don't know how I got the job as a student. I knew ZERO html, ZERO javascript, ZERO database stuff, and googled 'ColdFusion' and 'Oracle' the night before the

Re: ahhh....newbies

2005-10-06 Thread Kevin Graeme
No shit! WTH? Cheers! -Kevin On 10/6/05, Jason Lemahieu [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: I STILL don't know how I got the job as a student. I knew ZERO html, ZERO javascript, ZERO database stuff, and googled 'ColdFusion' and 'Oracle' the night before the interview - I almost didn't show up, then I

Re: ahhh....newbies

2005-10-06 Thread Ben Doom
Heh. We had a guy looking for a job the other day who walked in without a resume. When I showed up looking for a job waiting tables, I took a resume just in case. Am I the only one who likes to be wy overprepared for that kind of thing? --Ben Jason Lemahieu wrote: I STILL don't know

Re: ahhh....newbies

2005-10-06 Thread Ray Champagne
Some people don't really *want* a job, they just need to look for one to keep collecting unemployment. Ben Doom wrote: Heh. We had a guy looking for a job the other day who walked in without a resume. When I showed up looking for a job waiting tables, I took a resume just in case. Am I

Re: ahhh....newbies

2005-10-06 Thread Ben Doom
We never signed anything saying he had. So that's either not it, or he's even dumber than I suspected. When he later brought a resume by, the objective listed was to be in Computer engineering or music education. I think the music education will probably be a pass as well, considering he

RE: ahhh....newbies

2005-10-06 Thread Dawson, Michael
How can it be illegal to point a cam out your window to monitor the street traffic? ;-) M!ke -Original Message- From: Ray Champagne [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, October 06, 2005 11:02 AM To: CF-Community Subject: Re: ahhhnewbies LOL...not until I get some free legal

Re: ahhh....newbies

2005-10-06 Thread Ray Champagne
:) Dawson, Michael wrote: How can it be illegal to point a cam out your window to monitor the street traffic? ;-) M!ke -Original Message- From: Ray Champagne [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, October 06, 2005 11:02 AM To: CF-Community Subject: Re: ahhhnewbies

Re: ahhh....newbies

2005-10-05 Thread Paul Ihrig
ray, i would love to be in that kids position. give him a brake. he's cocky young, he probably feels pretty good most the time.. do what you where asked to do. mentor him. you can do that in a very subtle way. you know what. he may become as good as you. and if he does, that's cool as hell...

Re: ahhh....newbies

2005-10-05 Thread Ben Doom
See, this is why for the first few months, the new manager here was impressed by the fact that I wasn't a loudmouthed idiot. He had the (quite reasonable) impression that those two adjectives could be applied to basically anyone in their early 20's. I'm in my 3rd year here, I'm the primary

Re: ahhh....newbies

2005-10-05 Thread William Bowen
Whelp, as his mentor, I'd say it's your job to set him straight. take him aside, maybe over a welcome to the company beer (or your beverage of choice), and gently lay down the law. At the same time, see if you can get a read on what makes the guy tick, maybe delve into the fearless wunderkind

RE: ahhh....newbies

2005-10-05 Thread Dawson, Michael
I can't help other than say, I feel your pain, buddy! We have two full-time web developers here. We have tried, on a few occasions, to get some student workers to help with the mundane HTML as you did. To sum it up, we basically had to rewrite entire applications. We found that student workers

RE: ahhh....newbies

2005-10-05 Thread Ken Ketsdever
Ray, Teach the kid to use the validator as part of your standards.Let him know that the first thing you are going to do is run his code through a validator, so he might want to validate his code first. You might point him towards section 508 accessibility standards as another aspect of

RE: ahhh....newbies

2005-10-05 Thread Erika L. Walker-Arnold
My advice? Be harsh. Tell him almost exactly what you have vented here. He is 21. You are his superior. Full stop. Not saying be a bully - but tell him to calm it down. That there is still many things he needs to learn. It's great he is gung ho and eager - but he also needs to learn - and that's

Re: [QUARRANTINE] RE: ahhh....newbies

2005-10-05 Thread Ben Doom
Erika L. Walker-Arnold wrote: DO NOT under any circumstances let him diss any chosen languages used by the company. If he cannot respect your methods or standards, then he is not fit for the job that will be paying him beer money. Heeheehee. Give him a wrench and tell him to fix smoething

Re: [QUARRANTINE] RE: ahhh....newbies

2005-10-05 Thread Dana
I like it ;) Dana On 10/5/05, Ben Doom [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Erika L. Walker-Arnold wrote: DO NOT under any circumstances let him diss any chosen languages used by the company. If he cannot respect your methods or standards, then he is not fit for the job that will be paying him beer

RE: ahhh....newbies

2005-10-05 Thread Short Fuse Media
Better yet - set the youngin' down in front of vi and ask him to crank out a valid xhtml spec document watch him cry... then laugh. -Erik Ben Doom wrote: Heeheehee. Give him a wrench and tell him to fix smoething with screws. When he asks for a screwdriver, tell him

Re: ahhh....newbies

2005-10-05 Thread Cameron Childress
Newbies often make the mistake of thinking that the speed with which they complete a task is directly related to their level of skill. They try to prove how smart they are by doing tasks as fast as they possibly can, cutting any corner they can get away with to impress you with their speed. It

Re: ahhh....newbies

2005-10-05 Thread Robert Munn
They have a great way of dealing with this phenomenon in the NFL, especially with the highly paid, highly touted skill players. It usually happens on the first day of training camp (or the first day that said rookie reports to camp), and it goes something like this. I'll use a wide receiver as

Re: ahhh....newbies

2005-10-05 Thread Kevin Graeme
We had a student employee that was just the same. In the first week he kept arguing about how to do DB design with Deanna. Ha! We booted him out of the office. Jason started with us as a student and while he was a smartass it was in a good way and he always asked us how to do something if he