Re: Stupid Language Designer Tricks

2012-05-14 Thread H.Merijn Brand
ls article introducing "COME FROM" to the language to ease debugging. In the end of that article they also described "COME FROM ON ...". Hilarious http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/COMEFROM http://www.fortran.com/come_from.html -- H.Merijn Brand http://tux.nl Perl Monger http://amsterdam.pm.org/ using perl5.00307 .. 5.14 porting perl5 on HP-UX, AIX, and openSUSE http://mirrors.develooper.com/hpux/http://www.test-smoke.org/ http://qa.perl.org http://www.goldmark.org/jeff/stupid-disclaimers/

Re: Stupid Language Designer Tricks

2012-05-14 Thread H.Merijn Brand
en "a" has been defined before some precompilers allow #define foo (a) ((a)-1) to be the same. Confused? You won't be after the next episode of ... -- H.Merijn Brand http://tux.nl Perl Monger http://amsterdam.pm.org/ using perl5.00307 .. 5.14 porting perl5 on

Re: Stupid Language Designer Tricks

2012-05-14 Thread H.Merijn Brand
me time > * Let's compare case-insensitively by default > * Powershell, MySQL What about SQL in general considering Data Dictionary commands? And Oracle UPping everything by default? HATE! * Allowing spaces in table and field names And other special characters too -- H.Merijn Bra

Re: When OpenSource stops being open ...

2011-08-13 Thread H.Merijn Brand
On Fri, 12 Aug 2011 09:57:06 +0200, Gert Doering wrote: > Hi, > > On Fri, Aug 12, 2011 at 09:51:42AM +0200, H.Merijn Brand wrote: > > Absolutely. I blame annoyance > > > > ... even with --without-ssl, wget fails to pass the test suite :( > > That might have be

When OpenSource stops being open ...

2011-08-13 Thread H.Merijn Brand
mp, found /usr/local/ia64/lib/libgmp.a I give up. No time for this shit -- H.Merijn Brand http://tux.nl Perl Monger http://amsterdam.pm.org/ using 5.00307 through 5.14 and porting perl5.15.x on HP-UX 10.20, 11.00, 11.11, 11.23 and 11.31, OpenSuSE 10.1, 11.0 .. 11.4 and AIX 5.2 an

Re: When OpenSource stops being open ...

2011-08-13 Thread H.Merijn Brand
On Fri, 12 Aug 2011 00:35:08 -0700, Joshua Juran wrote: > On Aug 12, 2011, at 12:28 AM, H.Merijn Brand wrote: > > > wget not released version 1.13, which fixes a whole lot of bad things. ^- should be w > I suppose you're now responsible for typographical errors?

Re: Subversion Lifetime Achievement Award (was Re: GNU diff)

2011-02-07 Thread H.Merijn Brand
quot;Apple > approved languages" Or Apple-approved style, which would include - Naming of veriables - Only use Apple-approved modules/plugins/applets/headers/... - Indentation - Use of whitespace - Line endings - Use of deprecated (whatever) ... - Committed from an Apple-approved editor --

Re: Subversion Lifetime Achievement Award (was Re: GNU diff)

2011-01-28 Thread H.Merijn Brand
On Fri, 28 Jan 2011 12:24:05 +, Tony Finch wrote: > On Fri, 28 Jan 2011, H.Merijn Brand wrote: > > > > The *only* thing I liked about p4 was the GUI. Neither git (git-gui and > > gitk are two different GUI's that should have been one with the *same* > > look

Re: Subversion Lifetime Achievement Award (was Re: GNU diff)

2011-01-28 Thread H.Merijn Brand
. > 2001 ArchThe first mildly popular distributed version control system. > Unfortunately, it's bat shit insane. > 2002 Darcs > 2003 Monotone > 2003 SVK > 2005 hg > 2005 git > 2007 bzr > > Nobody is making a CVS-style version control system any

Re: bash

2011-01-21 Thread H.Merijn Brand
On Fri, 21 Jan 2011 15:46:44 +, Aaron Crane wrote: > H.Merijn Brand wrote: > > # yast2 sw_single > > Absolute path to 'yast2' is '/sbin/yast2', so running it may require > > superuser privileges (eg. root). > > I entirely agree that this

bash

2011-01-21 Thread H.Merijn Brand
Why do you think I became root? # id uid=0(root) gid=0(root) groups=33(video),100(users) # yast2 sw_single Absolute path to 'yast2' is '/sbin/yast2', so running it may require superuser privileges (eg. root). If that were in . I'd understand and appreciate, but this

Re: This is why I gave up on Linux desktops

2010-12-26 Thread H.Merijn Brand
than typing it, but the xgnokii interface is horrible. > About the only ones that aren't are Finder windows on the Mac. And the > desktop background is "Finder" too... > > Hmmm, I'll go back to hating GNU emacs, and something to do with the C > compiler >

Re: This is why I gave up on Linux desktops

2010-12-21 Thread H.Merijn Brand
to use the mouse, let it be as simple as possible: a big ball for movements, three buttons - for which the middle should paste and do nothing else - and a scrollwheel, so when my colleagues want to show me something they don't go crazy. The need to combine keys and buttons is stupid. And no,

Re: Outlook Forwarded Email Hate

2010-11-09 Thread H.Merijn Brand
to be > worth anything. > > Does Mutt run on Windows yet? :) (and yes, that *still* wouldn't > fix his problem, because everyone else's Outlook would still be in > the default you-don't-need-to-know-that mode!) > -- H.Merijn Brand http://tux.nl Perl

Re: bash

2010-10-25 Thread H.Merijn Brand
ries in the path variable will be recomputed if a command is not found in the hash table. In addition, the list of avail- able commands will be rebuilt for each command completion or spelling correction attempt if set to `complete' or `correct' respectively; i

Re: GNU

2010-04-29 Thread H.Merijn Brand
On Thu, 29 Apr 2010 16:06:34 +, James Laver wrote: > On Thu, Apr 29, 2010 at 05:32:16PM +0200, H.Merijn Brand wrote: > > On Thu, 29 Apr 2010 15:59:55 +0100, Nicholas Clark > > wrote: > > > > And only with unclaimed preconditions: > > > > ld: Uns

Re: GNU

2010-04-29 Thread H.Merijn Brand
OU BIG PILE OF SHIT! If it can be bothered. obviously it doesn't even bother to check its own options And no, do not have a libiconv *ANYWHERE* on this system. neither 32bit nor 64bit. -- H.Merijn Brand http://tux.nl Perl Monger http://amsterdam.pm.org/ using 5.00307 through 5.12 a

Re: GNU

2010-04-29 Thread H.Merijn Brand
he memo. Urgh. That only makes me want to succeed more :( I can resist anything except temptation -- H.Merijn Brand http://tux.nl Perl Monger http://amsterdam.pm.org/ using 5.00307 through 5.12 and porting perl5.13.x on HP-UX 10.20, 11.00, 11.11, 11.23, and 11.31, OpenSuSE

GNU

2010-04-29 Thread H.Merijn Brand
e was already done. They don't check on .o, but on vague and useless .lo files. SHOOT LIBTOOL TO HELL! I give up. -- H.Merijn Brand http://tux.nl Perl Monger http://amsterdam.pm.org/ using 5.00307 through 5.12 and porting perl5.13.x on HP-UX 10.20, 11.00, 11.11, 11.23, and 11.31, OpenSuSE

Re: XML

2010-04-29 Thread H.Merijn Brand
On Thu, 29 Apr 2010 13:58:24 +0100, Peter Corlett wrote: > On 29 Apr 2010, at 13:53, H.Merijn Brand wrote: > [...] > > See that we can deduce ALL hate to be blamable to Microsoft :) > > Eventually we can find the relation between something going wrong or > > counter-int

Re: XML

2010-04-29 Thread H.Merijn Brand
s as > US postal codes: you have to go through a perverse ritual of quoting > to protect those. See that we can deduce ALL hate to be blamable to Microsoft :) Eventually we can find the relation between something going wrong or counter-intuitive to be Microsoft's fault. I

Re: XML

2010-04-29 Thread H.Merijn Brand
f of M$ exports that were completely inconsistent. Microsoft seems to see the BOM as just a promise. And promises can be broken, right? > Endless fun in dealing with data interchange! > Daniel -- H.Merijn Brand http://tux.nl Perl Monger http://amsterdam.pm.org/ using 5.00307 th

Re: iTunes. Again.

2010-04-27 Thread H.Merijn Brand
. The big inconsistency here might be the cause of me not owning iStuff -- H.Merijn Brand http://tux.nl Perl Monger http://amsterdam.pm.org/ using & porting perl 5.6.2, 5.8.x, 5.10.x, 5.11.x on HP-UX 10.20, 11.00, 11.11, 11.23, and 11.31, OpenSuSE 10.3, 11.0, and 11.1, AIX 5.2 and 5.3. ht

Re: sudo and locked files in OS X

2010-01-13 Thread H.Merijn Brand
a chainsaw might be harder than it sounds. At whatever side you start, byt the time you're halfway, you're probably unable to hold the saw to finish the job. # rm -rf /* .* or even simpler and more destructive on AIX: # rm /lib/libc.a -- H.Merijn Brand http://tux.nl Perl Monger h

Firefox

2010-01-07 Thread H.Merijn Brand
How useful can you make your error messages? $ firefox Could not find compatible GRE between version 1.9.1.7 and 1.9.1.7. Exit 1 Right! And that should be information I can use to `fix' your fuckups? -- H.Merijn Brand http://tux.nl Perl Monger http://amsterdam.pm.org/ using &

Re: UI language in Google Chrome beta for Linux

2009-12-13 Thread H.Merijn Brand
Fast it may well be, but the stench > of hate is overpowering. $ chromium /usr/lib64/chromium/chrome: symbol lookup error: /usr/lib64/chromium/chrome: undefined symbol: g_signal_override_class_handler Exit 127 -- H.Merijn Brand http://tux.nl Perl Monger http://amsterdam.pm.org/ u

Re: leading zeroes..

2009-10-21 Thread H.Merijn Brand
t 17, 2009 at 05:32:13PM -0500, Peter da Silva wrote: > > > > > On 2009-10-16, at 09:06, H.Merijn Brand wrote: > > > > > >But where is the (software) hate in this post? > > > > > My last name has a space in it? > > > > Should you be sort

Re: leading zeroes..

2009-10-16 Thread H.Merijn Brand
opped for republican reasons. As far as I'm concerned, the only rule is there are no rules. If someone's name is "John Smith" and they want to call themselves "Rocky" that's fine by me. +1 to that opinion But where is the (software) hate in this post? -

Re: leading zeroes..

2009-10-15 Thread H.Merijn Brand
me VIP. That is funny. My *middle* name is the name people know me by: "Merijn" My initial is *in front* of that: H.Merijn Brand Try to enter that in the braindead US forms > On Thu, Oct 15, 2009 at 7:07 AM, Philip Newton wrote: > > > 2009/10/15 Aristotle Pagaltzi

Re: leading zeroes..

2009-10-11 Thread H.Merijn Brand
t; produce maps and thus should know better... > > I often get the impression such maps know the house numbers at the ends, and > at key intersections, and the other numbers are found by interpolation. > > Abigail -- H.Merijn Brand http://tux.nl Perl Monger http://am

Re: kill all Linux weenies

2009-08-16 Thread H.Merijn Brand
oh I don't know, line breaks inside tags, or more than one > space between attributes or something. (Or whitespace between tags.) Nah, one that relies on `formatted' xml with an indent level of three spaces -- H.Merijn Brand http://tux.nl Perl Monger http://amsterdam.pm.org/

Re: kill all Linux weenies

2009-08-14 Thread H.Merijn Brand
P-UX 11.23/64? I don't think it's the *Linux* weenies. It is all the people that *THINK* they use the best configure tools available to make life for anyone on a system not exactly like theirs want to pull their hair You can also read that as 'they use auto-tools' And worst of al

Re: File Hate (was Re: Gnome focus-follows-mouse)

2009-07-10 Thread H.Merijn Brand
with an option to enable C99, but is is NOT allowed in C89 IMHO // should NEVER ever have been enabled for plain C it breaks way too many compilers that do not have or do not have by default C99 -- H.Merijn Brand http://tux.nl Perl Monger http://amsterdam.pm.org/ using & porting perl 5.

Re: Gnome focus-follows-mouse

2009-07-08 Thread H.Merijn Brand
g away? If so, I'd've > thought that implementing in Carbon was the fetish. Only if implemented with support for leather skins and bound with ropes -- H.Merijn Brand http://tux.nl Perl Monger http://amsterdam.pm.org/ using & porting perl 5.6.2, 5.8.x, 5.10.x, 5.11.x on HP-UX

Re: BBC Radio

2009-06-26 Thread H.Merijn Brand
On Fri, 26 Jun 2009 15:50:24 +0200, Aristotle Pagaltzis wrote: > * H.Merijn Brand [2009-06-26 12:55]: > > The best proof for that is bmp (beep-media-player) which had a > > perfectly working SIMPLE GUI, but was abandoned for bmp-2 that > > doesn't work as good for aud

MySQL

2009-06-26 Thread H.Merijn Brand
ed before an opening paren on an aggregate function? All other databases I've seen so far, including SQLite and DBD::CSV allow it. You moron! MySQL is obviously NOT my database. But then again all other databases have their own shortcomings too. None of them is perfect but this is beyond bel

Re: BBC Radio

2009-06-26 Thread H.Merijn Brand
hrough their skulls. Create me a set of plug-ins that work on EVERY audio player and support ALL audio formats, so I can play everything and choose the player with the least bloated GUI. /me cares much about backups, where precious plugins reside that /do/ work and somehow are not shipped with

Re: The Third Gospel According to the Fox of the Fires

2009-06-12 Thread H.Merijn Brand
to work > more efficiently, by opening all the tickets first, and then reading > them all in one go. One of the most beautiful hates I ever read. Thank you! -- H.Merijn Brand http://tux.nl Perl Monger http://amsterdam.pm.org/ using & porting perl 5.6.2, 5.8.x, 5.10.x, 5.11.x on

Re: Excel.

2009-03-24 Thread H.Merijn Brand
d separator character, quotation character and escape character. This means that using \N{FULLWIDTH COMMA} as separation character, \N{FULLWIDTH QUOTATION MARK} for quotation character and \N{SYMBOL FOR ESCAPE} for escape character are not allowed. I expect M$ to break this rule :) -- H.Merijn

Re: OO has it too (was: Excel.)

2009-03-24 Thread H.Merijn Brand
On Tue, 24 Mar 2009 06:35:48 -0700 (PDT), Ann Barcomb wrote: > On Tue, 24 Mar 2009, H.Merijn Brand wrote: > > > OO is IMHO even worse, in that they say they follow the locale pretty > > strict, but they only follow $LANG and ignore $LC_* > > > > Set $LANG to

Re: OO has it too (was: Excel.)

2009-03-24 Thread H.Merijn Brand
aps, not edit the DATA so > > that I could choose to reformat the cell to "text" and get back to > > 8-16 instead of 42853? Where the HELL did 42853 come from anyways? > > Also, when I save you as a CSV, I expect a line break inside a cell to > > be removed or converte

Re: Excel.

2009-03-24 Thread H.Merijn Brand
setting in it, so checking the locale is no solution. -->8--- How hard would it have been for those fuckheads to just use a Comma, where the specs tell it to use a Comma and not use any character the current environment happens to have defined? -- H.Merijn Brand http://tux.nl Perl Monger

Re: annoying mailing lists

2009-03-05 Thread H.Merijn Brand
; GUI MUA around, by a margin. (The next best choice was Outlook > Express...) I rated Becky! over TheBat after a long parallel testing time. But both TheBat and Becky! at least don't do top-posting like Omry -- H.Merijn Brand http://tux.nl Perl Monger http://amsterdam.pm.org/ usin

Re: Windows and NFS

2009-02-22 Thread H.Merijn Brand
r FUSE++) To return to hate. The client only allowed ONE sshfs `share' at the same time, and it forgot it *saved* settings when the client exited So much for usefulness -- H.Merijn Brand http://tux.nl Perl Monger http://amsterdam.pm.org/ using & porting perl 5.6.2, 5.8.x, 5.10.

Re: alias rm "rm -i"

2008-12-31 Thread H.Merijn Brand
ses up my vi defaults. (Just to throw out some new hate.) In > a newer version, my settings to make it look more like vi no longer work > properly, probably the config syntax changed or something. > > Just leave it alone, unless there's a very, very good reason to change > it (&

Re: Lurking within MT

2008-10-17 Thread H.Merijn Brand
2030); else /* uncovered */ ERROR_INSIDE_FIELD (2036); /* I think there's no way to get here */ > That's no-one then. -- H.Merijn Brand Amsterdam Perl Mongers http://amsterdam.pm.org/ using & porting perl 5.6.2, 5.8.x, 5.10.x, 5.11.x on HP-UX 10.20, 11

Re: perl and line endings...

2008-10-08 Thread H.Merijn Brand
hate in line ending, even in perl: \n vs $ vs \Z, optionally combined with the -l command line option and/or the s or m flags to the regex. But above sure is not one of those. It's a plain case of PBCAK -- H.Merijn Brand Amsterdam Perl Mongers http://amsterdam.pm.

Re: MySQL type conversion

2008-09-04 Thread H.Merijn Brand
LESS I EXPLICITLY TELL YOU TO LOOK IN YOUR TRASH CAN ASS HOLE! Meanwhile I found the solution: SQL> ALTER DATABASE FLASHBACK OFF; and add "recyclebin = OFF" to the .ora startup file It is sad it only solves one problem > Hateful, the lot of them. Including the "enterpri

Re: Hating broken mailers!

2008-07-06 Thread H.Merijn Brand
hone/fax numbers in the signatue? Of course there are people that send HTML mail that *adds* information, but in my experience, they are the exception to the rule. -- H.Merijn Brand Amsterdam Perl Mongers http://amsterdam.pm.org/ using & porting perl 5.6.2, 5.8.x, 5.10.x, 5.11.x on HP

Re: Hating broken mailers!

2008-07-04 Thread H.Merijn Brand
able of showing their HTML shit. That is so wrong. Don't they get it that I don't WANT to see their garbage at all. My M-C is perfectly able to show HTML, but I've chosen to set it to just display the text part instead. -- H.Merijn Brand Amsterdam Perl Mongers http://amster

Oracle

2008-06-30 Thread H.Merijn Brand
-- H.Merijn Brand Amsterdam Perl Mongers http://amsterdam.pm.org/ using & porting perl 5.6.2, 5.8.x, 5.10.x, 5.11.x on HP-UX 10.20, 11.00, 11.11, 11.23, and 11.31, SuSE 10.1, 10.2, and 10.3, AIX 5.2, and Cygwin. http://mirrors.develooper.com/hpux/ http://www.test-smoke

Re: Opera

2008-06-14 Thread H.Merijn Brand
the font for header styles etc item by item! -- H.Merijn Brand Amsterdam Perl Mongers (http://amsterdam.pm.org/) using & porting perl 5.6.2, 5.8.x, 5.10.x on HP-UX 10.20, 11.00, 11.11, & 11.23, SuSE 10.1 & 10.2, AIX 5.2, and Cygwin. http://qa.perl.org http://mirro

Re: Why Python's is not my favorite REPL

2008-06-09 Thread H.Merijn Brand
27;t expect > > it of programming language environments. > > > > But Python *has* decided to be DWIM-ish here and has gone to the > > effort to specially handle this common case. Yet rather than handling > > it by doing what the user clearly wants to do the designers ha

Re: Why Python's is not my favorite REPL

2008-06-09 Thread H.Merijn Brand
ake it a function call. considering he does NOT want to write code here, but he wants to stop, quit, exit, or whatever, it is completely unreasonable to require the parens. Very valid hate indeed. > Ctrl-D also works fairly well... Sure, but that's not the point here, is it.

Re: Word 2008 for Mac: How to assign Cmd-G to "Find Next"

2008-05-22 Thread H.Merijn Brand
ot way of thinking is not limited to M$ I recently patched some util to remove those '&' tokens in the menu's because it wouldn't let me assign a function to Shift-Control-T for exactly that reason (X11 under KDE) -- H.Merijn Brand Amsterdam Perl Mongers (http://amster

Re: Firefox 401 festival

2008-04-30 Thread H.Merijn Brand
emember backing up a (small) system took 18 tapes and over 8 hours. > And that stops a web page from being visible? > > Also, the wording makes it sound like their database is constipated. -- H.Merijn Brand Amsterdam Perl Mongers (http://amsterdam.pm.org/) using & porting per

Re: krashing krap

2008-03-25 Thread H.Merijn Brand
alling the new C compiler however somehow required a reboot. Confused where IBM puts their priorities > > for such things as Exchange in which clustering seems to consist of a set > > of mechanisms by which the failure of a single machine can bring about the > > demise of its peers)

Re: configuration hate

2008-03-10 Thread H.Merijn Brand
On Mon, 10 Mar 2008 11:07:19 -0600, Jeremy Stephens wrote: > OK, I need some input. My co-workers and I were discussing this > today. > > Which of these has the most evil and hateful configuration? Apache, > Xorg, or exim? I think my vote has to be exim. sendmail --

Re: mysqldump Error Messages

2008-02-12 Thread H.Merijn Brand
523.000 hate aix 395.000 aix hate181.000 hate hpux 13.300 hpux hate 105.000 hate solaris 732.000 solaris hate734.000 ibm hate oracle 534.000 -- H.Merijn Brand Amsterdam Perl Mongers (http://amsterdam.pm.org/) using & portin

Re: autocrap error messages

2008-02-09 Thread H.Merijn Brand
doesn't work). But as I am crap too I now don't know how to proceed." would be a better wording. -- H.Merijn Brand Amsterdam Perl Mongers (http://amsterdam.pm.org/) using & porting perl 5.6.2, 5.8.x, 5.10.x on HP-UX 10.20, 11.00, 11.11, & 11.

Re: A note to Firefox

2008-01-30 Thread H.Merijn Brand
is Alt-F4, even on windows. > No, you're not so important that you get to be the only application in > the world which doesn't have a Quit keyboard shortcut. None at all? That they do not use Ctrl-Q is a pro for FF. > No love, -- H.Merijn Brand Amsterdam Perl Mongers (htt

Re: pdftotext

2008-01-28 Thread H.Merijn Brand
On Mon, 28 Jan 2008 16:46:21 +, Patrick Quinn-Graham wrote: On 28-Jan-08, at 4:35 PM, Nicholas Clark wrote: > On Mon, Jan 28, 2008 at 05:30:26PM +0100, H.Merijn Brand wrote: >> On Mon, 28 Jan 2008 16:17:01 +, ilm...@ilmari.org (Dagfinn Ilmari >> Mannsåker) wrote: &g

Re: pdftotext

2008-01-28 Thread H.Merijn Brand
7;re not all on Linux. is perfect for alleviating. Except of course if the app insists on mmapping or seeking in the file, which doesn't work on pipes. Luckily pdftotext doesn't seem to partake of that particular hatefulness. -- H.Merijn Brand Amsterdam Perl Mongers (http://amste

Re: Perl version.pm

2008-01-15 Thread H.Merijn Brand
es* work on > 1.02 will also work on 1.03. That's because I don't claim to be > perfect, and so I might introduce a shiny new bug when I fix the old > one. Or the bug is a fix to what 99% of the users think was a bug and 1% uses in production code as a useful feature. Even test

Re: Perl version.pm

2008-01-15 Thread H.Merijn Brand
roken way is bad. Compared to Cygwin's package versioning, everything else I saw is better, including perl's and SuSE's versions -- H.Merijn Brand Amsterdam Perl Mongers (http://amsterdam.pm.org/) using & porting perl 5.6.2, 5.8.x, 5.10.x on HP-UX 10.20, 11.00, 11.11, &am

Re: Perl version.pm

2008-01-15 Thread H.Merijn Brand
, that include their own Makefile, probably with weird installation path'es and use include files that are not part of any standard distribution and/or fileset, and because the author's system has the file, it must be available everywhere, right? Those are the projects I don't even *try

Re: Perl version.pm

2008-01-14 Thread H.Merijn Brand
lear why FGS Cygwin lists Foo-1.13.1-1.2 to be newer than Foo-1.16-0.1 or whatever strange inconsistencies. For those that use Cygwin, have you ever counted the mouse-clicks you need to make a healthy update? HATE! -- H.Merijn Brand Amsterdam Perl Mongers (http://amsterdam.pm.org/) using &am

Re: Perl version.pm

2008-01-13 Thread H.Merijn Brand
X and X+1 not much difference)... and it's all just > guesswork. I've I'm going to put all that information into a release I'm > going to do it in some concrete form. > > I once got a complaint because the changes in my 2.0 release weren't >

Re: my(sql) setup agony

2008-01-11 Thread H.Merijn Brand
On Thu, 10 Jan 2008 21:11:38 +, Roger Burton West wrote: > On Thu, Jan 10, 2008 at 10:03:46PM +0100, H.Merijn Brand wrote: > >On Thu, 10 Jan 2008 15:13:23 -0500, Gerry Lawrence wrote: > >> Try oracle. No really. I didn't know how much I loved Mysql until I >

Re: my(sql) setup agony

2008-01-10 Thread H.Merijn Brand
work on oracle.... Without X11? -- H.Merijn Brand Amsterdam Perl Mongers (http://amsterdam.pm.org/) using & porting perl 5.6.2, 5.8.x, 5.10.x on HP-UX 10.20, 11.00, 11.11, & 11.23, SuSE 10.1 & 10.2, AIX 5.2, and Cygwin. http://qa.perl.org http://mirrors.develooper.com

Re: SQL syntax

2008-01-08 Thread H.Merijn Brand
> more) but not completely (I can't create a new file with that name). Doesn't that have to do with the hidden files system attributes that windows uses? I have faint deja-vu feelings and remembrance that SysInternals had a utility for it to `fix' it. Lots of links for this here:

Re: SQL syntax

2008-01-08 Thread H.Merijn Brand
On Tue, 08 Jan 2008 10:39:45 +, Jonathan Stowe wrote: > On Tue, 2008-01-08 at 11:21 +0100, H.Merijn Brand wrote: > > On Tue, 08 Jan 2008 04:43:51 -0500, num...@deathwyrm.com wrote: > > > > > Philip Newton wrote: > > > > It even lets you mix the two

Re: SQL syntax

2008-01-08 Thread H.Merijn Brand
ve. MySQL pushes that sort of hate to the 11th dimension. It considers the date -00-00 *both* NULL *and* NOT NULL... *at the same time*. It's a quantum stuporposition. H! Yeah! I have to include that in my DBD hate talk. Thanks! -- H.Merijn Brand Amsterdam Perl Mongers (http:

Re: SQL syntax

2008-01-08 Thread H.Merijn Brand
. This is just screaming for cursing users. More hate -- H.Merijn Brand Amsterdam Perl Mongers (http://amsterdam.pm.org/) using & porting perl 5.6.2, 5.8.x, 5.10.x on HP-UX 10.20, 11.00, 11.11, & 11.23, SuSE 10.1 & 10.2, AIX 5.2, and Cygwin. http://qa.perl.org http://

Re: SQL syntax

2008-01-08 Thread H.Merijn Brand
On Tue, 8 Jan 2008 09:42:38 +0100, "Philip Newton" wrote: > On Jan 8, 2008 12:29 AM, H.Merijn Brand wrote: > > Nothing beats Oracle (yet) > > For hate, I presume from the context? Of course > Offender #1 being that '' is not the same as NULL, and Oracl

Re: SQL syntax

2008-01-08 Thread H.Merijn Brand
S() syntax horribly unnatural and disjointed. I refuse > > to use it. > > Yes, mysql does take even more liberties with SQL than any of the other More liberties is less portability Less portability is more hate > databases I can think of. Which is really quite hateful most of

Re: Firefox Update

2008-01-03 Thread H.Merijn Brand
On Thu, 3 Jan 2008 15:52:42 -0500 (EST), Chris Devers wrote: > On Thu, 3 Jan 2008, Jarkko Hietaniemi wrote: > > > [Skip] [Defer] [Ignore] [Cancel] > > [Abort] [Retry] [Cancel] [Panic] Do you want to Cancel the update? [Cancel] [Cancel]

Re: Yet another online banking hate

2007-12-17 Thread H.Merijn Brand
payment on, eg, 3/1/2008. Now I have to pay on 03/01/2008. DD/MM or MM/DD ? HATE! -- H.Merijn Brand Amsterdam Perl Mongers (http://amsterdam.pm.org/) using & porting perl 5.6.2, 5.8.x, 5.10.x on HP-UX 10.20, 11.00, 11.11, & 11.23, SuSE 10.1 & 10.2, AIX 5.2, and Cygwin.

Re: Banking web sites

2007-12-10 Thread H.Merijn Brand
> The only reason I can think of for this is frightening... > They DON'T hash our passwords, rather, store them plaintext/obscured. Is that the only hate you can think of? I presume they *accept* > 8, but only *use* the first 8 characters: much more frightening > And long passwo

Re: Don't fancify my man pages!

2007-11-19 Thread H.Merijn Brand
be doing any decoding *anyway*.) Or your GNU utils have been compiled with other switches. Or something. Yet another reason to make ––disable–nls default for such basic tools (don't paste that option, it might contain UTF8 :p) -- H.Merijn Brand Amsterdam Perl Mongers (http://a

Re: libtool

2007-11-14 Thread H.Merijn Brand
On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 20:50:06 -0800, Benjamin Reed wrote: > -BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE- > Hash: SHA1 > > Rafael Garcia-Suarez wrote: > > On 13/11/2007, H.Merijn Brand wrote: > >> The header says it all > > > > Indeed. While we're at it, h

libtool

2007-11-13 Thread H.Merijn Brand
ucked completely. I hope libtool dies soon. Very soon. At least I understand why there is so little up-to-date open source software available for AIX. People give up. It takes away the fun. -- H.Merijn Brand Amsterdam Perl Mongers (http://amsterdam.pm.org/) using & porting perl 5.6.2, 5.8.

Re: find . -print0 -name 'foo' | xargs rm

2007-11-02 Thread H.Merijn Brand
-exec rm {} \; -name '*.txt' ^^ would have given you at least loads of errors about the directories that cannot be removed with rm :) -- H.Merijn Brand Amsterdam Perl Mongers (http://amsterdam.pm.org/) using & porting perl 5.6.2, 5.8.x, 5.10.x o

Re: inrainbows.com

2007-10-11 Thread H.Merijn Brand
On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:35:22 +0100, "Earle Martin" wrote: > On 11/10/2007, H.Merijn Brand wrote: > > In my score list on Radio Paradise, Radiohead scores an avarage of > > 1.05405405405405, which only Coldplay, Simple Minds, Starsaylor and > > U2 can beat. &

Re: inrainbows.com

2007-10-11 Thread H.Merijn Brand
hom Yorke opens his mouth, my ears start to hurt. Hateful! Hateful! In my score list on Radio Paradise, Radiohead scores an avarage of 1.05405405405405, which only Coldplay, Simple Minds, Starsaylor and U2 can beat. http://www.radioparadise.com/content.php?name=Members&file=userin

Re: Restart now, or restart in two minutes?

2007-08-30 Thread H.Merijn Brand
patches for you to choose from, and also doesn't tell you in advance that applying this patch needs a reboot. Instead of that, they took the hateful easy way out and start with a message that applying the patch might or might not need a reboot. Very helpful indeed :/ -- H.Merijn Brand

Re: Restart now, or restart in two minutes?

2007-08-29 Thread H.Merijn Brand
ly a mouse user, is easy to `click' the default (wrong) choice of *now*, with a space or return, two keys that are used quite often. Very very friendly if you are typing a mail or using putty or some other useful text entry application and didn't look at the screen, but at the keyboard when

Re: Excel & CSV files with long strings of digits

2007-06-01 Thread H.Merijn Brand
tim, as it was. > > The converter is hatefully cleverer than you or me. Define 'clever'. M$ Excel has always managed to make me curse when using it's convertor(s) and `do-the-right-thing'. So far their cleverness has managed to *never* do the-right-thing (TM) &

Re: Excel & CSV files with long strings of digits

2007-06-01 Thread H.Merijn Brand
7,12/05/2007,05/12/2007,"20070512",... etc etc, preferably under a locale that does not use the braindead american MMDD sequence. Try opening the csv in three ways: 1. double-click in internet-exploder, 2. open M$-Excel and open the csv from the file menu, and 3. open M$-Excel and go to Da

Re: vim, and the configuration thereof

2007-05-21 Thread H.Merijn Brand
On Mon, 21 May 2007 18:42:14 +0100, Tony Finch wrote: > On Mon, 21 May 2007, H.Merijn Brand wrote: > > > > So untrue. Following up on Abigail's hate, there have been numerous > > times in the recent month that I typed 'ex -v' just to NOT get into > > so

Re: vim, and the configuration thereof

2007-05-21 Thread H.Merijn Brand
On Mon, 21 May 2007 18:42:14 +0100, Tony Finch wrote: > On Mon, 21 May 2007, H.Merijn Brand wrote: > > > > So untrue. Following up on Abigail's hate, there have been numerous > > times in the recent month that I typed 'ex -v' just to NOT get into > > so

Re: vim, and the configuration thereof

2007-05-21 Thread H.Merijn Brand
untrue. Following up on Abigail's hate, there have been numerous times in the recent month that I typed 'ex -v' just to NOT get into some vi clone like gvim or vim. And hate to the (Linux) distro's that also replace ex with some vim clone! > Long live vim. Long live elvis

Re: vim, and the configuration thereof

2007-05-21 Thread H.Merijn Brand
ually use > (with the sole and lonely exception of the Make manual -- the > only tolerable Info doc I've ever seen). contradictio interminis info is so useless, that it is automatically deleted after installation of any GNU^Wutility that generates it and installs it. Even if you print out i

Internet Banking

2007-05-20 Thread H.Merijn Brand
morons available in IT world? E.g. why would an *electronic* system reject a payment in the future because it was not set on a working day? Why reset all data you have entered and decide to pay from another account? I guess there is no end in ranting about Internet banking. -- H.Merijn Brand

Re: vim, and the configuration thereof

2007-05-19 Thread H.Merijn Brand
what it is built for. FWIW the best intuitive editor I ever used was 'shed' on Primos, and the best `strange' editor was one, I forgot it's name, on VMES or something, a custom OS specific for VME-bus systems with MC680x0 CPU's. -- H.Merijn Brand Amsterdam Perl Mo

Re: ZIP Code: Please enter a valid ZIP Code.

2007-04-22 Thread H.Merijn Brand
the entire world is like them. > > Most Europeans also think every has both a first and a last name. Try to fill in an American form with H.Merijn Brand. Most will complain that that name is invalid, ad they expect Whoever X. Brand instead. End most of Non-American nations do NOT have a state! Don&

Re: The most hateful thing is the world is ...

2007-04-03 Thread H.Merijn Brand
On Tue, 3 Apr 2007 14:10:45 +0100, David Cantrell wrote: Hmm, the subject made me want to post something non-software related, but that would be OffTopic and probably inappropriate to use in a follow-up on this mail ... -- H.Merijn Brand Amsterdam Perl Mongers (http://amsterdam.pm.org

Re: cygwin (was: Excessively grandiose product names)

2007-01-24 Thread H.Merijn Brand
On Wed, 24 Jan 2007 11:02:22 -0600, Peter da Silva wrote: > On Jan 24, 2007, at 10:05 AM, H.Merijn Brand wrote: > > On Wed, 24 Jan 2007 09:42:00 -0600, Peter da Silva > > wrote: > >> I think you can still get SFU 3.5 from Microsoft. > >> > >> Just in

Re: cygwin (was: Excessively grandiose product names)

2007-01-24 Thread H.Merijn Brand
y what was installed and where it came from) -- H.Merijn Brand Amsterdam Perl Mongers (http://amsterdam.pm.org/) using & porting perl 5.6.2, 5.8.x, 5.9.x on HP-UX 10.20, 11.00, 11.11, & 11.23, SuSE 10.0 & 10.1, AIX 4.3 & 5.2, and Cygwin. http://qa.perl.org http://mirror

Re: cygwin (braindead installer)

2007-01-24 Thread H.Merijn Brand
ve by now way passed the state of "FUN" :( -- H.Merijn Brand Amsterdam Perl Mongers (http://amsterdam.pm.org/) using & porting perl 5.6.2, 5.8.x, 5.9.x on HP-UX 10.20, 11.00, 11.11, & 11.23, SuSE 10.0 & 10.1, AIX 4.3 & 5.2, and Cygwin. http://qa.perl.org http://m

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