Re: GNU diff

2011-01-27 Thread Timothy Knox
Somewhere on Shadow Earth, at Thu, Jan 27, 2011 at 12:19:28PM +1000, Michael G Schwern wrote: > On 2011.1.27 10:43 AM, Timothy Knox wrote: > > Bonus hate: When I am refactoring software, I will sometimes rename a > > variable or function or what-have-you. Before I submit the code t

Re: GNU diff

2011-01-27 Thread Timothy Knox
anges, forgot to sync before checkin, etc). It would be awfully nice if diff gave one the ability to say, in essence, take one of the files, and notionally perform the following substitution, then diff the resultant with the other file. In other words, only show me the diffs I don't recall making

Hating Safari

2010-10-02 Thread Timothy Knox
sh loading, or time out, before you can save the page. Un-fscking-believable! -- Timothy Knox <mailto:t...@thelbane.com> "Any nitwit can understand computers, and many do." -- Ted Nelson

Hating our product's CLI shell

2010-09-22 Thread Timothy Knox
ot; command undefined, or what they did. Aaargh! -- Timothy Knox <mailto:t...@thelbane.com> "Any nitwit can understand computers, and many do." -- Ted Nelson

Re: iTunes. Again.

2010-04-27 Thread Timothy Knox
at for some time, but now I need not write it. Thanks, and let's see if we can find a way to disable it. :-) -- Timothy Knox <mailto:t...@thelbane.com> "Any nitwit can understand computers, and many do." -- Ted Nelson

Re: BBC Radio

2009-06-26 Thread Timothy Knox
Somewhere on Shadow Earth, at Fri, Jun 26, 2009 at 04:03:38PM -0400, Jarkko Hietaniemi wrote: > I see your hate and raise: info hello You had me at: >-->---+ -- Timothy Knox <mailto:t...@thelbane.com> The problem is that once you have don

The Third Gospel According to the Fox of the Fires

2009-06-12 Thread Timothy Knox
And the Fox of the Fires rejoiced, in having thwarted the simple programmer in his attempt to work more efficiently, by opening all the tickets first, and then reading them all in one go. -- Timothy Knox <mailto:t...@thelbane.com> The problem is that once you have done away with the ability to

Re: multipart/alternative

2009-05-15 Thread Timothy Knox
can't be bothered to either click the link, or view parts to get to the HTML part. Honestly, if you can't be bothered, why should I? Die, you evil software, DIE! -- Timothy Knox <mailto:t...@thelbane.com> The problem is that once you have done away with the ability to make judg

Re: rss2email (was slashdot)

2009-05-13 Thread Timothy Knox
Somewhere on Shadow Earth, at Wed, May 13, 2009 at 08:25:56PM +0100, Tony Finch wrote: > On Wed, 13 May 2009, Timothy Knox wrote: > > > > A big steaming pile of hate goes to rss2email because it can't > > handle feed:// URLs (even though I have sent them a patch *repeate

Re: rss2email (was slashdot)

2009-05-13 Thread Timothy Knox
pile of hate goes to rss2email because it can't handle feed:// URLs (even though I have sent them a patch *repeatedly*). Also, it doesn't really handle non-full feeds, which I have hacked around, but it would be nice if I could just indicate that a given RSS feed is a partial feed, an

Re: elm

2008-08-28 Thread Timothy Knox
> But this is just too hateful. I need to find new mail software to > hate. Well, mutt is kind of elm-like, and hateful in different ways. In fact, if you have the patience of Job, you can configure it to be even less hateful by default than it otherwise insists on being. But don't get yo

Re: Hating broken mailers!

2008-07-04 Thread Timothy Knox
cluding a plain-text version of the message, whilst simultaneously claiming that they are. -- Timothy Knox <mailto:t...@thelbane.com> The one thing I've learned about freedom of expression is that you really ought to keep that sort of thing to yourself. -- Scott Adams, _I'm Not Anti-Business, I'm Anti-Idiot_

Re: Hating broken mailers!

2008-07-04 Thread Timothy Knox
Somewhere on Shadow Earth, at Thu, Jul 03, 2008 at 07:27:27PM -0700, Phil Pennock wrote: > On 2008-07-03 at 16:52 -0700, Timothy Knox wrote: > > which is followed by an HTML version of of the actual mail, THAT is NOT > > ACTUALLY > > multipart/alternative. multipart/al

Hating broken mailers!

2008-07-04 Thread Timothy Knox
parts to get to the HTML part. Honestly, if you can't be bothered, why should I? Die, you evil software, DIE! -- Timothy Knox <mailto:t...@thelbane.com> The one thing I've learned about freedom of expression is that you really ought to keep that sort of thing to yourself. --

Re: Firefox 401 festival

2008-04-29 Thread Timothy Knox
protected portion of the site. So we can now declare that website to be manchestery*. *Perhaps we could shorten it to manky. ;-) -- Timothy Knox <mailto:t...@thelbane.com> The one thing I've learned about freedom of expression is that you really ought to keep that sort of thing to

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless WinXP Monitor Drivers

2008-04-11 Thread Timothy Knox
e? I don't really ask you to do much, I know, and perhaps you do this as a form of retaliation, but keep it up, and I shall banish you to to the Hell of Being Skinned Alive*. * http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090728 -- Timothy Knox <mailto:t...@thelbane.com> The one thing I've learne

When sync-mailbox doesn't really mean sync-mailbox

2008-03-19 Thread Timothy Knox
you? Of course not! If there is new mail, '$' only adds the new mail to my mailbox. SO I have gotten into the habit of hitting '$' at least four times in a row (yes, I count), hoping that at least one of them will actually SYNC MY D*MN MAILBOX!!! Aaaargh!!! --

Firefox, we're not going steady...

2008-03-12 Thread Timothy Knox
horse dung! ;-) -- Timothy Knox <mailto:t...@thelbane.com> The one thing I've learned about freedom of expression is that you really ought to keep that sort of thing to yourself. -- Scott Adams, _I'm Not Anti-Business, I'm Anti-Idiot_

Re: Photo Booth

2008-03-01 Thread Timothy Knox
ion Photo Booth quit > > unexpectedly" > > I like calling it "the pinwheel of death". We always called it the "Spinning Pizza Of Death" or SPOD. SPOD is also a verb. "Safari spodded me. Hate! Hate! Hate!" -- Timothy Knox <mailto:t...@thelbane.c

unrar is hateful

2008-02-25 Thread Timothy Knox
ut an error/usage message. That's nice. Helpful, even. But then it returns a 0 status code. That's not so NICE! You didn't succeed, you moronic program! You FAILED to do what I asked! And thanks to your deceitful ways, I've just wiped out the archive, and now must re-download it

Re: Hating firefox and remote

2008-02-20 Thread Timothy Knox
Somewhere on Shadow Earth, at Wed, Feb 20, 2008 at 09:55:30PM +, Steff Davies wrote: > Timothy Knox wrote: >> I spend my days in heavily Linux-y environment. My main machine is a Linux >> box, >> my dev box is Linux, my client-test box and my server-test box are all &

Hating firefox and remote

2008-02-20 Thread Timothy Knox
It took me all of five lines of shell hacking to add it in, so we are not talking rocket science here. Firefox, burn in hell forever! -- Timothy Knox <mailto:t...@thelbane.com> The one thing I've learned about freedom of expression is that you really ought to keep that sort of thing to y

Re: mysqldump Error Messages

2008-02-13 Thread Timothy Knox
time I searched for it, somewhere 410kish. I didn't > record the number, and when I went back to get it for this mail, it was now > 484k. Curiously enough, when I just did a search for mysql hate on google, the second hit was Smylers hates-software auto-blog. :-) PS I also got ~

Hating all web browsers

2008-01-22 Thread Timothy Knox
on my forehead? Why can't you render the text (that is not already constrained by some other HTML/CSS unholiness to a fixed width) to the width of my window? Is that *really* so much to ask? If so, WHY?! May you all burn in the Eighth Circle of Hell <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Divin

Re: Stuffit Expander, get stuffed!

2008-01-21 Thread Timothy Knox
Somewhere on Shadow Earth, at Mon, Jan 21, 2008 at 03:13:16AM -0600, Peter da Silva wrote: > On 2008-01-21, at 01:50, Timothy Knox wrote: >> Breaking news: Stuffit Expander is hateful!* > >> * Okay, it's only breaking news if you have been in a coma for the last >>

Stuffit Expander, get stuffed!

2008-01-21 Thread Timothy Knox
of bilious hate, WHY? Why can't you just expand my file, and mind your own business? Just expand them, and SHUT THE FSCK UP! We now return you to your regular hate, already in progress. * Okay, it's only breaking news if you have been in a coma for the last twenty years. -

Re: libtool

2007-11-14 Thread Timothy Knox
Bob's Country Bunker, and ask Bob's wife, "So what kind of music do you have here?" She responded, "Why, both kinds. Country *and* Western." Pfui! -- Timothy Knox <mailto:t...@thelbane.com> 90% of everything is crud. And for software the other 10% is worse. -- Nicholas Clark

Re: Firefox updater hate

2007-11-14 Thread Timothy Knox
Somewhere on Shadow Earth, at Tue, Nov 13, 2007 at 12:23:14PM -0600, Peter da Silva wrote: > On 13-Nov-2007, at 01:43, Timothy Knox wrote: > >But let me clue you in on how GUIs work in the 21st century. > >Nowadays, when an > >application highlights a button as a defau

Firefox updater hate

2007-11-13 Thread Timothy Knox
enter key, and you have a fscking button highlighted, I want you to act as though I had personally moved the mouse over the d*mned button and mother-fscking clicked it! AARRRGGH! You filth-encrusted slimy turd! May you suffer a terminal case of licky-end, or something even more horrific! -

Re: Thunderbird reply to all behavour

2007-10-30 Thread Timothy Knox
the (reasonably commented) full config, but I have managed to make it not suck too much, but as always, YHMV*. *Your hatefulness may vary. -- Timothy Knox <mailto:t...@thelbane.com> 90% of everything is crud. And for software the other 10% is worse. -- Nicholas Clark

Re: mutt list-reply and lists with multiple address

2007-10-17 Thread Timothy Knox
ate. Curious. List-reply just worked fine for me (I hope, anyway). At least, I only see the list address once in the headers. We'll see. ;-) -- Timothy Knox <mailto:t...@thelbane.com> 90% of everything is crud. And for software the other 10% is worse. -- Nicholas Clark

Hating fink (fish. barrel. gun.)

2007-09-28 Thread Timothy Knox
l". Why can't it (also) accept "fink self-update"? I always forget which of the two options takes the d*mn hyphen and which does not! -- Timothy Knox <mailto:t...@thelbane.com> 90% of everything is crud. And for software the other 10% is worse. -- Nicholas Clark

Re: GNU tail

2007-09-17 Thread Timothy Knox
is hateful, but I am forced to use enough boxen w/ GNU tail (and head) that I have gotten in to the habit of using "tail -n 10" instead of the traditional "tail -10". FreeBSD's tail also supports the "-n " notation, so I can use one consistent (if cumbersome) notati

Hating Zinio

2007-09-07 Thread Timothy Knox
bers in the same position as those boxed in green below * enter all 11 digits with no spaces in the box labeled" That's right, boys and girls! If you subscribe digitally, and don't keep the original email they send you giving you all these delicious details, you are hosed! FO

Re: Restart now, or restart in two minutes?

2007-08-30 Thread Timothy Knox
Fortunately you can just Force Quit the application and that's that. > > Why run the software update if you don't want to update? Good question. ;-) BTW, apparently even the Microsofties are bugged by this: http://neopoleon.com/home/blogs/neo/archive/2007/08/24/26758.aspx

Restart now, or restart in two minutes?

2007-08-29 Thread Timothy Knox
ng and beeping and flashing - they're *flashing* and they're *beeping*. I can't stand it anymore! They're *blinking* and *beeping* and *flashing*!" -- Timothy Knox <mailto:t...@thelbane.com> 90% of everything is crud. And for software the other 10% is worse. -- Nicholas Clark

Re: Rubygems require perl?

2007-08-20 Thread Timothy Knox
get eliminate that going back to the original ports collection reintroduced? And I am serious in asking, as I am a FreeBSD user myself, and hate RPMs (though that is another subject/rant). What hatefulness am I putting up with that the Debian folks have eliminated? Thanks. :-) -- Timothy Knox <m

Re: Creating an account on a website - going round in circles.....

2007-06-06 Thread Timothy Knox
g about nine distinct browsers. I admit that I am atypical in that regard, but this is one of the chief reasons I find website accounts hateful. -- Timothy Knox <mailto:t...@thelbane.com> I have always wished that my computer would be as easy to use as my telephone. My wish has come true

Re: Creating an account on a website - going round in circles.....

2007-06-06 Thread Timothy Knox
t; Sorry AndrewB is taken And for that matter, why do I want to have a "username"? Why can't I just use my email address, and if the website needs something it can display to others, let me enter my name. If there is more than one Timothy Knox already on the system, display my name

Re: vim, and the configuration thereof

2007-05-22 Thread Timothy Knox
histles, and it is worth it, for me. ;-) -- Timothy Knox <mailto:t...@thelbane.com> I have always wished that my computer would be as easy to use as my telephone. My wish has come true. I no longer know how to use my telephone. -- Bjarne Stroustrup, creator of the C++ programming language

Old time hatefulness (much worse than new-fangled hatefulness).

2007-05-18 Thread Timothy Knox
ee runs of your job in the four or five hours of lab time available. -- Timothy Knox <mailto:t...@thelbane.com> I have always wished that my computer would be as easy to use as my telephone. My wish has come true. I no longer know how to use my telephone. -- Bjarne Stroustrup, creator of the C++ programming language

Re: vim, and the configuration thereof

2007-05-17 Thread Timothy Knox
lines to your .vimrc: map map! Voila! :-) -- Timothy Knox <mailto:t...@thelbane.com> I have always wished that my computer would be as easy to use as my telephone. My wish has come true. I no longer know how to use my telephone. -- Bjarne Stroustrup, creator of the C++ programming language

Re: If you hate spam and you hate software, you're really going to hate this.

2007-04-30 Thread Timothy Knox
rab random snippets of web pages, blogs, and such like. It is really aggravating, though I can tell it is spam because all list traffic I receive, and I only get geek stuff at home via mailing lists, is color-coded. Anything that looks geek-like, but isn't from one of my lists, is thus easily recogni

Re: Sourceforge: an apology (and Mailman: some hate)

2007-04-20 Thread Timothy Knox
ng will be much faster. D'oh! Your acceleration just changed your settings. ;-) -- Timothy Knox <mailto:t...@thelbane.com> I have always wished that my computer would be as easy to use as my telephone. My wish has come true. I no longer know how to use my telephone. -- Bjarne Stroustrup, creator of the C++ programming language

Re: Denial of denial of service

2007-01-26 Thread Timothy Knox
Somewhere on Shadow Earth, at Fri, Jan 26, 2007 at 01:59:02PM -0500, Sean Conner wrote: > -spc (There's a reason why I never maintain code not written by me) Ah, what joy that would be, but alas and alack, my career has consisted mostly of maintaining code not written by me. In fact, my current

Re: Upper limit on software hate

2007-01-26 Thread Timothy Knox
Somewhere on Shadow Earth, at Fri, Jan 26, 2007 at 04:12:13PM +, Edmund von der Burg wrote: > In a thread about hatred for CUPS Timothy Knox wrote: > > Ah cups, let me count the ways I hate thee. On second thoughts, no. The > heat death of the universe would occur before reac

CUPS

2007-01-16 Thread Timothy Knox
My cup of hatred for CUPS runneth over, but let's focus on just one hate: Due to really bad weather today, I wanted to work from home. No problem, as I have a high speed network connection. I wanted to print some documents from my Linux workstation at the office to my printer at home. No problem,

KDE is *not* Windows

2006-12-15 Thread Timothy Knox
"Windows" key, which pops up its big menu and steals the keyboard focus. Windows key, be still! I *never* want you to pull up that menu, *ever*! Under any possible circumstances! Am I being clear enough, you moronic key? Stay out of my way! -- Timothy Knox <mailto:t...@thelbane.co

Re: Invalid Operating System

2006-12-10 Thread Timothy Knox
, Solaris (9, 10), and Cygwin/Windows. *sigh* Oh, and I forgot FreeBSD. And Mac OS X. "Consistency? Hah! Simplicity? Hah! A Jedi craves not these things!" Pfui! -- Timothy Knox <mailto:t...@thelbane.com> "People who are willing to rely on the government to keep them safe are pre

Re: Hating the Mac OS X installer

2006-11-20 Thread Timothy Knox
d, the updater would ask, "Would you like to quit XYZZY so the update can proceed?" Polite, but helpful. Now the updater is neither. And yes, I agree with another poster that needing "software installers" at all is hateful, but this hate was for one specific bit of hatefulness.

Hating the Mac OS X installer

2006-11-20 Thread Timothy Knox
ycle repeated. HATE! HATE! HATE! -- Timothy Knox <mailto:t...@thelbane.com> "People who are willing to rely on the government to keep them safe are pretty much standing on Darwin's mat, pounding on the door, screaming, 'Take me, take me!'" -- Carl Jacobs, from alt.sysadmin.recovery

Hating up2date

2006-10-23 Thread Timothy Knox
tte. It's half the fun of using you. Grr! Hate hate hate! PS Burn in hell forever, you hateful pig! Yours, hatefully, -- Timothy Knox <mailto:t...@thelbane.com> "People who are willing to rely on the government to keep them safe are pretty much standing on Darwin's

Re: Chromeless popups

2006-10-21 Thread Timothy Knox
to artificially limit the size of our pages based on actual inches/centimeters rather than as a percentage of window size or in proportion to font size, so when those of us with bad eyes or super hi-res monitors turn the point size of the fonts up, we get to read Text that looks like this. Fsckers! --

Re: Reason 3.14159x10^8 to hate firefox

2006-10-19 Thread Timothy Knox
Somewhere on Shadow Earth, at Thu, Oct 19, 2006 at 02:41:04PM -0400, Dan Noe wrote: > On Thu, Oct 19, 2006 at 11:34:32AM -0700, Timothy Knox wrote: > > But, you hateful little pile of &$#^@&, why in the name of all that is > > wonderful won't you give me the optio

Reason 3.14159x10^8 to hate firefox

2006-10-19 Thread Timothy Knox
ignore* the popup. Silently. It's okay. You won't hurt my feelings. Really! JUST DO IT! Yours in hateful annoyance, and annoyed hatefulness, -- Timothy Knox <mailto:t...@thelbane.com> "People who are willing to rely on the government to keep them safe are pretty much standing o