[FairfieldLife] Re: Breaking news : "Raja" Schiffgens identified as government agent
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "Hugo" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "sandiego108" > wrote: > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Vaj wrote: > > > > > > > > > On May 4, 2008, at 2:10 AM, hugheshugo wrote: > > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Duveyoung > > wrote: > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "go take a header into a cesspool you ugly spirited prick" > > > > > > > > And from the very same sentence: > > > > > > > > "at least I cultured my nervous system to nurture > > > > and retain and expand my New Age values" > > > > > > The paradox of Brahman! > > > > > LOL- Perfect call Vaj! The ocean in a drop and all that... I > > absolutely enjoy this polarized perfection. > > > > I'm just glad I've never claimed any enlightened values, > I'd really hate to be feeling like a hypocrite right now. > How many ten foot poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
[FairfieldLife] Re: Breaking news : "Raja" Schiffgens identified as government agent
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, cardemaister <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, off_world_beings > wrote: > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, cardemaister wrote: > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, off_world_beings > > > wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > sentences. But judging by the responses of the desperately slow > > anti-TM > > > > crowd, THEY are the ones that believed it the longest (except for > > > > joerg, who is Swedish, > > > > > > Really? That feels like a German Björn (b-yoern) or Börje (boer-yeh) > > > to me... :D>> > > > > Nah, it is from George as in, George and the Dragon. George comes from > > Gheshowa which is from Jeshowa (Joshua, Jeshau, Jesus) which is from > > JeShiwa, which is why Shiva stands on the demon-dog thingy in his dance > > of Shiva, and St. George slays the Dragon in this ancient celtic > > remnant of the slaying of ignorance concept embodied in the Dance of > > Shiva statues. > > > > OffWorld > > > > How about a gay couple Jean-Luc and Franco from > Manchester?>> Piss off. You never even gave me the kudos yet for helping you to understand your levitation and evolution translation better. Stop posting pseudo-scholarly posts until I have received the kudos you owe me. You can mail the kudos you owe me to my street address and make sure you include the bonus salutations and venerations I should get for your insulting Swedishistic response. OffWorld
Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Breaking news : "Raja" Schiffgens identified as government agent
On May 5, 2008, at 9:53 AM, Peter wrote: Angela, didn't the reference to being turned into a newt trigger your funny bone meter? Angela's from Germany, Peter. They do things like that over there all the time. Sal
[FairfieldLife] Re: Breaking news : "Raja" Schiffgens identified as government agent
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "sandiego108" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Vaj wrote: > > > > > > On May 4, 2008, at 2:10 AM, hugheshugo wrote: > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Duveyoung > wrote: > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > "go take a header into a cesspool you ugly spirited prick" > > > > > > And from the very same sentence: > > > > > > "at least I cultured my nervous system to nurture > > > and retain and expand my New Age values" > > > > The paradox of Brahman! > > > LOL- Perfect call Vaj! The ocean in a drop and all that... I > absolutely enjoy this polarized perfection. > I'm just glad I've never claimed any enlightened values, I'd really hate to be feeling like a hypocrite right now.
Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Breaking news : "Raja" Schiffgens identified as government agent
Of course it did. I was being duped until I got to the newt. --- Peter <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Angela, didn't the reference to being turned into a > newt trigger your funny bone meter? > > > --- Angela Mailander <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > You're right--jokes and ironies need significant > > linguistic or contextual signals that can easily > be > > pointed to. If you haven't really done that and > > then > > claim afterwards that we were all supposed to have > > gotten it, or we're more stupefied than you are, > > you'll come off as lame, disingenuous and > > mean-spirited. But you did build in enough > signals > > for anyone, with the possible exception of Germans > > and > > Swedes, to get it. > > > > > > --- guyfawkes91 <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > > > I was getting worried that I might have to jump > in > > > and explain the > > > joke. It's never a good sign if you have to > > explain > > > your jokes to the > > > audience. > > > > > > As for the rest of it, I'll just leave the > gossip > > > grapevine to fill > > > everyone in. > > > > > > > > > > > > > But Angela has a point. Didn't you guys ever > > > > see Monty Python and the Holy Grail? Here is > > > > the scene in question: > > > > > > > > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp_l5ntikaU > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Send instant messages to your online friends > > http://uk.messenger.yahoo.com > > > > > > > > To subscribe, send a message to: > > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > > Or go to: > > http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ > > and click 'Join This Group!'Yahoo! Groups Links > > > > > > mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > > > > > > > > > > Be a better friend, newshound, and > know-it-all with Yahoo! Mobile. Try it now. > http://mobile.yahoo.com/;_ylt=Ahu06i62sR8HDtDypao8Wcj9tAcJ > Send instant messages to your online friends http://uk.messenger.yahoo.com
[FairfieldLife] Re: Breaking news : "Raja" Schiffgens identified as government agent
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Vaj <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > On May 4, 2008, at 2:10 AM, hugheshugo wrote: > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Duveyoung wrote: > >> > > > > > > > > "go take a header into a cesspool you ugly spirited prick" > > > > And from the very same sentence: > > > > "at least I cultured my nervous system to nurture > > and retain and expand my New Age values" > > The paradox of Brahman! > LOL- Perfect call Vaj! The ocean in a drop and all that... I absolutely enjoy this polarized perfection.
[FairfieldLife] Re: Breaking news : "Raja" Schiffgens identified as government agent
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "curtisdeltablues" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > "How many TMers> > does it take to> > screw in a lightbulb?" "None...MMY sez do nothing and accomplish everything..." "One...the rest ran away from the snake..." "How many ex-TMers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" "None, they'd rather sit and curse the darkness"
[FairfieldLife] Re: Breaking news : "Raja" Schiffgens identified as government agent
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "curtisdeltablues" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > "How many TMers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" It's never happened. First they were too busy coming up with excuses for why no one has ever "flown" yet to change the light bulb. And then someone realized that "the world is too dark right now for flying to fully manifest" was the best excuse yet, so they've been sitting in the dark ever since.
[FairfieldLife] Re: Breaking news : "Raja" Schiffgens identified as government agent
"How many TMers> > does it take to> > screw in a lightbulb?" Just one, but then they have to lie down for ten minutes before talking your ear off about their "experience." --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Peter <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > --- Rick Archer <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > > > > > From: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com > > [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > > On Behalf Of hermandan0 > > Sent: Monday, May 05, 2008 9:30 AM > > To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com > > Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Breaking news : "Raja" > > Schiffgens identified as > > government agent > > > > > > > > --- In HYPERLINK > > > "mailto:FairfieldLife%40yahoogroups.com"FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, > > "guyfawkes91" > > wrote: > > > > > I once tried to run a contest in a newsletter, > > offering MAPI products > > for the best answer to the question "How many TMers > > does it take to > > screw in a lightbulb?" but the center chair edited > > it out of the final > > version as not being dignified. Or maybe he was > > afraid the answers > > wouldn't be dignified. > > > > Maybe some FFL folks would like to play. > > > > There used to be a bunch of answers to that > > question, such as > > > > I'm not supposed to tell you, but > > > > Don't know, can't say. > > > > > > > > Can't remember the rest, but others can chime in. > > An Initiator told me... > > Maharishi says > > A guy on my 6 month course who has Unity experiences > says > > > > > > > > > > > No virus found in this outgoing message. > > Checked by AVG. > > Version: 7.5.524 / Virus Database: 269.23.8/1415 - > > Release Date: 5/5/2008 > > 6:01 AM > > > > > > > > > Be a better friend, newshound, and > know-it-all with Yahoo! Mobile. Try it now. http://mobile.yahoo.com/;_ylt=Ahu06i62sR8HDtDypao8Wcj9tAcJ >
Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Breaking news : "Raja" Schiffgens identified as government agent
--- hugheshugo <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Peter > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > wrote: > > > > > > --- Rick Archer <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > > > Hi Rick, > > > > > > nice discussion. > > > Good points raised. > > > > > > But really: > > > Guy Fawkes Day is Nov 5th. > > > And Aprils Fools Day is April 1st. > > > > > > So the guy sending this blame against > > > Raja Emanuel definitely has something > > > against him. > > > > > > It would be nice to ask this "Guy Fawkes" to > > > identify himself and state his real > intentions... > > > > > > In Germany, blaming s.o. for working for the > > > secret service against good intentions of a > group > > > is really serious damage. That was intended with > > > this > > > post. > > > > > > If someone like a politician would have thrown > such > > > an insult, > > > and didn`t have any proof, he would loose his > job > > > right away... > > > > > > cheers > > > > > > joerg. > > > > Dear Joerg, > > Please loosen your teutonic uptightness. This > is > > a joke; a funny; a who-ha. Don't they have those > in > > Deutschland? Are we going to have to wage war with > you > > again? (that comment is a joke). Just thought of a > > great Monty Python skit. Concentration camp for > > humor-lacking Germans. Camp guarded by tiny > poodles, > > guards in clown outfits, but commandant and staff > has > > that hyper-serious teutonic attitude. "You will > > develop a sense of humor or die trying" But > German > > prisoners just don't get it. > > > > No Pete, whatever you do don't mention the war!! > > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k7U-_tJVmw&feature=related > > I did once but I think I got away with it. Great link...! > > > > > To subscribe, send a message to: > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > Or go to: > http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ > and click 'Join This Group!'Yahoo! Groups Links > > > mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > Be a better friend, newshound, and know-it-all with Yahoo! Mobile. Try it now. http://mobile.yahoo.com/;_ylt=Ahu06i62sR8HDtDypao8Wcj9tAcJ
RE: [FairfieldLife] Re: Breaking news : "Raja" Schiffgens identified as government agent
--- Rick Archer <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > From: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com > [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > On Behalf Of hermandan0 > Sent: Monday, May 05, 2008 9:30 AM > To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com > Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Breaking news : "Raja" > Schiffgens identified as > government agent > > > > --- In HYPERLINK > "mailto:FairfieldLife%40yahoogroups.com"FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, > "guyfawkes91" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > wrote: > > > I once tried to run a contest in a newsletter, > offering MAPI products > for the best answer to the question "How many TMers > does it take to > screw in a lightbulb?" but the center chair edited > it out of the final > version as not being dignified. Or maybe he was > afraid the answers > wouldn't be dignified. > > Maybe some FFL folks would like to play. > > There used to be a bunch of answers to that > question, such as > > Im not supposed to tell you, but > > Dont know, cant say. > > > > Cant remember the rest, but others can chime in. An Initiator told me... Maharishi says A guy on my 6 month course who has Unity experiences says > > > No virus found in this outgoing message. > Checked by AVG. > Version: 7.5.524 / Virus Database: 269.23.8/1415 - > Release Date: 5/5/2008 > 6:01 AM > > Be a better friend, newshound, and know-it-all with Yahoo! Mobile. Try it now. http://mobile.yahoo.com/;_ylt=Ahu06i62sR8HDtDypao8Wcj9tAcJ
Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Breaking news : "Raja" Schiffgens identified as government agent
Angela, didn't the reference to being turned into a newt trigger your funny bone meter? --- Angela Mailander <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > You're right--jokes and ironies need significant > linguistic or contextual signals that can easily be > pointed to. If you haven't really done that and > then > claim afterwards that we were all supposed to have > gotten it, or we're more stupefied than you are, > you'll come off as lame, disingenuous and > mean-spirited. But you did build in enough signals > for anyone, with the possible exception of Germans > and > Swedes, to get it. > > > --- guyfawkes91 <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > I was getting worried that I might have to jump in > > and explain the > > joke. It's never a good sign if you have to > explain > > your jokes to the > > audience. > > > > As for the rest of it, I'll just leave the gossip > > grapevine to fill > > everyone in. > > > > > > > > > But Angela has a point. Didn't you guys ever > > > see Monty Python and the Holy Grail? Here is > > > the scene in question: > > > > > > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp_l5ntikaU > > > > > > > > > Send instant messages to your online friends > http://uk.messenger.yahoo.com > > > > To subscribe, send a message to: > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > Or go to: > http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ > and click 'Join This Group!'Yahoo! Groups Links > > > mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > Be a better friend, newshound, and know-it-all with Yahoo! Mobile. Try it now. http://mobile.yahoo.com/;_ylt=Ahu06i62sR8HDtDypao8Wcj9tAcJ
RE: [FairfieldLife] Re: Breaking news : "Raja" Schiffgens identified as government agent
From: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of hermandan0 Sent: Monday, May 05, 2008 9:30 AM To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Breaking news : "Raja" Schiffgens identified as government agent --- In HYPERLINK "mailto:FairfieldLife%40yahoogroups.com"FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "guyfawkes91" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > I once tried to run a contest in a newsletter, offering MAPI products for the best answer to the question "How many TMers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" but the center chair edited it out of the final version as not being dignified. Or maybe he was afraid the answers wouldn't be dignified. Maybe some FFL folks would like to play. There used to be a bunch of answers to that question, such as I’m not supposed to tell you, but… Don’t know, can’t say. Can’t remember the rest, but others can chime in. No virus found in this outgoing message. Checked by AVG. Version: 7.5.524 / Virus Database: 269.23.8/1415 - Release Date: 5/5/2008 6:01 AM
[FairfieldLife] Re: Breaking news : "Raja" Schiffgens identified as government agent
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, hermandan0 <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "guyfawkes91" > wrote: > > > I once tried to run a contest in a newsletter, offering MAPI products > for the best answer to the question "How many TMers does it take to > screw in a lightbulb?" but the center chair edited it out of the final > version as not being dignified. Or maybe he was afraid the answers > wouldn't be dignified. > > Maybe some FFL folks would like to play. How about: > > - We don't try to answer such questions; that would be analyzing the > darkness. > > - TMers screw? > > - One in a hundred, or if it's a Siddha, the square root of one? 7000 or the world stays in darkness.
[FairfieldLife] Re: Breaking news : "Raja" Schiffgens identified as government agent
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "guyfawkes91" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > I once tried to run a contest in a newsletter, offering MAPI products for the best answer to the question "How many TMers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" but the center chair edited it out of the final version as not being dignified. Or maybe he was afraid the answers wouldn't be dignified. Maybe some FFL folks would like to play. How about: - We don't try to answer such questions; that would be analyzing the darkness. - TMers screw? - One in a hundred, or if it's a Siddha, the square root of one? Everyone is welcome to enter, but the prizewinner will be of the male persuasion so he can assume the title of Joe King for a day (aka Raja Joe) and dress in drag while wearing a crown made from a cut-up cereal box. > More posts like yours please, this group needs to lighten up, it gets > too heavy too easily. > > There's a lot of untapped comic potential in the TMO and there are > hundreds of people out there who are desperate for a laugh but are > scared of what might happen to them or their kids if they tell their > own jokes. They lie awake at night terrified John Konhaus might come > after them with his lovingly polished thumb screws because they let > slip to someone over lunch that at heart they aren't extreme enough. > > People live in fear and they need something to relieve the tension. We > have to make up jokes for them. It's a case of having an ample supply > of raw materials and a good demand for the finished product. > > Enjoy > > > > > > You forgot to mention that Professor Van Dyke of Amsterdam is the > > brother of Dick Van Dyke, who played the nutty professor in Chitty > > Chitty Bang Bang, and the Old Excentric Grandfather in that movie is > > the father of his illigitimate child David Lynch, who's > > character "Giacommetti" in Twin Peaks was based on a real character > > who was in the CIA and a fanatic member of Scientology, which was > > founded by a rebel FreeMason who idolised Aleister Crowley. > > > > The plot thickens > > > > OffWorld >
[FairfieldLife] Re: Breaking news : "Raja" Schiffgens identified as government agent
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Oh, I think everyone understands perfectly, > Jude. What's "really crucial" to you is > bashing Barry. This post marks the 100th > such bash since I said I wasn't going to > be sucked into any more of your arguments > again. And I haven't been. Sez Barry, getting sucked in again, as he has been repeatedly since he claimed he wasn't going to be. (Does he really *count* the number of times I've bashed him?? That's really pretty amazing.) But see, the bash here wasn't really anything you *could* have argued with: > > Edg is a putz, and I really don't want to spend > > any more of my Sunday thinking about him, but I > > just had to comment on the above. > > Sez Barry, who then proceeds to lecture Edg on his > inability to control himself. When you try to bash somebody for something you openly admit to just having done yourself, you invite mockery, and you leave yourself with no argument. > You, on the other hand, have gone more than > a little crazy, desperately scheming to find > some comment -- anything -- that will get me > to argue with you again. That wasn't my intention, as noted. But what you're doing now just reinforces my original point as to your inability to control yourself, and your consequent hypocrisy in bashing Edg for the same purported lack. Plus which, there's no need for me to "desperately scheme" to find things to bash you about. I mean, you just handed me one! (I'm not sure "desperately scheme to find" even makes sense semantically, but we'll let that go for now.) You've been getting off easy the last couple of weeks because I've been more interested in political discussions with folks who at least know a *little* about what's going on (your ignorance on that score is just too massive to bother with). > I did notice that you *still* haven't man- > aged to post anything positive, however. What is this preoccupation with positivity, Barry? Seems as though it's some weird hangover from your TM TB days. It isn't one I share, sorry. Just out of curiosity, though, what do you think is the proper balance? I ask because, of the 14 posts you've made so far this posting period, 13 have been negative. What ratio should one strive for, would you say? > How many months is it now that that's been > going on? The only week in which I've made only negative posts was last week, actually. I think Tom's got a good point...if you > cannot help but come back from several > "days off" from FFL *still* full of anger > and bitterness and old grudges, what DO you > dream about? Actually, how I feel when I come back depends entirely on what I find here when I do. (What any of it has to do with dreams, I'm not sure.) > > Could it be...SATAN? :-) >
Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Breaking news : "Raja" Schiffgens identified as government agent
You're right--jokes and ironies need significant linguistic or contextual signals that can easily be pointed to. If you haven't really done that and then claim afterwards that we were all supposed to have gotten it, or we're more stupefied than you are, you'll come off as lame, disingenuous and mean-spirited. But you did build in enough signals for anyone, with the possible exception of Germans and Swedes, to get it. --- guyfawkes91 <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > I was getting worried that I might have to jump in > and explain the > joke. It's never a good sign if you have to explain > your jokes to the > audience. > > As for the rest of it, I'll just leave the gossip > grapevine to fill > everyone in. > > > > > But Angela has a point. Didn't you guys ever > > see Monty Python and the Holy Grail? Here is > > the scene in question: > > > > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp_l5ntikaU > > > Send instant messages to your online friends http://uk.messenger.yahoo.com
Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Breaking news : "Raja" Schiffgens identified as government agent
On May 5, 2008, at 8:02 AM, Rick Archer wrote: And you are from Sweden. Without doubt. That's why you can't levitate. Everyone knows Swedes can't levitate. So that's the truth! That's why they have reindeer silly.
[FairfieldLife] Re: Breaking news : "Raja" Schiffgens identified as government agent
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Vaj <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > On May 4, 2008, at 2:10 AM, hugheshugo wrote: > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Duveyoung wrote: > >> > > > > > > > > "go take a header into a cesspool you ugly spirited prick" > > > > And from the very same sentence: > > > > "at least I cultured my nervous system to nurture > > and retain and expand my New Age values" > > The paradox of Brahman! > Boy, you found that post quick. I do find contradictions like that funny hence the clip from Fawlty Towers where the humour is derived from English uptightness and nothing else, Basil had a brain injury you see and... ah well maybe it was in poor taste...
RE: [FairfieldLife] Re: Breaking news : "Raja" Schiffgens identified as government agent
Höjööh Rick, my friend Peter from Sweden solved it for me: You can post that , if you like In my world there is a lot of people, each having their own view of what's going on. I think it's built in, that we all have different opinions and ideas. Of course someone thinks this or that, and some do anything to catch others attention. Many people share common thoughts or beliefs, for instance "someone is after me" / "someone wants to harm me". The government is "them" or "they". Or the communists. Or, if it's a WW2-movie, "they" are the Germans. Of course the TM-guy is from secret service. It's an upsetting thought confirming what you already know - the world is a conspiracy against you! Therefore you don't need any proof, it's already proven. And you are from Sweden. Without doubt. That's why you can't levitate. Everyone knows Swedes can't levitate. So that's the truth! When my kids came home from school, being upset with some class-mate that said this or that, I used to ask them "OK, but what do you feel is the thuth?". Then they looked inside and delivered an answer, upon which I said "Then you know what is true". Let the others say whatever they say, that's their freedom. They can't take away what you feel inside. By the way, did you know Bush is an alien? ;-) Med vänliga hälsningar Peter... No virus found in this outgoing message. Checked by AVG. Version: 7.5.524 / Virus Database: 269.23.8/1413 - Release Date: 5/3/2008 11:22 AM
Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Breaking news : "Raja" Schiffgens identified as government agent
On May 4, 2008, at 2:10 AM, hugheshugo wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Duveyoung <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: "go take a header into a cesspool you ugly spirited prick" And from the very same sentence: "at least I cultured my nervous system to nurture and retain and expand my New Age values" The paradox of Brahman!
[FairfieldLife] Re: Breaking news : "Raja" Schiffgens identified as government agent
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Peter <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > --- Rick Archer <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > Hi Rick, > > > > nice discussion. > > Good points raised. > > > > But really: > > Guy Fawkes Day is Nov 5th. > > And Aprils Fools Day is April 1st. > > > > So the guy sending this blame against > > Raja Emanuel definitely has something > > against him. > > > > It would be nice to ask this "Guy Fawkes" to > > identify himself and state his real intentions... > > > > In Germany, blaming s.o. for working for the > > secret service against good intentions of a group > > is really serious damage. That was intended with > > this > > post. > > > > If someone like a politician would have thrown such > > an insult, > > and didn`t have any proof, he would loose his job > > right away... > > > > cheers > > > > joerg. > > Dear Joerg, > Please loosen your teutonic uptightness. This is > a joke; a funny; a who-ha. Don't they have those in > Deutschland? Are we going to have to wage war with you > again? (that comment is a joke). Just thought of a > great Monty Python skit. Concentration camp for > humor-lacking Germans. Camp guarded by tiny poodles, > guards in clown outfits, but commandant and staff has > that hyper-serious teutonic attitude. "You will > develop a sense of humor or die trying" But German > prisoners just don't get it. > No Pete, whatever you do don't mention the war!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k7U-_tJVmw&feature=related I did once but I think I got away with it.
[FairfieldLife] Re: Breaking news : "Raja" Schiffgens identified as government agent
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "hugheshugo" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "Rick Archer" wrote: > > > > Hi Rick, > > > > nice discussion. > > Good points raised. > > > > But really: > > Guy Fawkes Day is Nov 5th. > > And Aprils Fools Day is April 1st. > > > > So the guy sending this blame against > > Raja Emanuel definitely has something > > against him. > > I doubt he has anything against him Joerg, GF just has > a sense of humour about your hilarious costumes, I'm sure > if you could take a step back and see all this "raja" > bullshit for what it is you would be laughing too. > > My question to you Joerg is, why are you reading FFL? Is > monitoring this site something done by international > regularly? If so, why? More important, why does he so desperately want to know guyfawkes' real identity? Could it possibly be that, as GF suggested about "Raja" Emanuel wanting to finish Hitler's work, Joergie-boy has some *retribution* in mind for GF? Possibly a camp somewhere, or legal action, or at the very least being banned for life from TM functions. (Not that the latter is likely to bother GF, whoever he is.) Can't have people poking fun at our leaders, after all. Must punish. THAT mindset is why satires like this one are so necessary. THAT is what is wrong with the TM movement.
RE: [FairfieldLife] Re: Breaking news : "Raja" Schiffgens identified as government agent
--- Rick Archer <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Hi Rick, > > nice discussion. > Good points raised. > > But really: > Guy Fawkes Day is Nov 5th. > And Aprils Fools Day is April 1st. > > So the guy sending this blame against > Raja Emanuel definitely has something > against him. > > It would be nice to ask this "Guy Fawkes" to > identify himself and state his real intentions... > > In Germany, blaming s.o. for working for the > secret service against good intentions of a group > is really serious damage. That was intended with > this > post. > > If someone like a politician would have thrown such > an insult, > and didn`t have any proof, he would loose his job > right away... > > cheers > > joerg. Dear Joerg, Please loosen your teutonic uptightness. This is a joke; a funny; a who-ha. Don't they have those in Deutschland? Are we going to have to wage war with you again? (that comment is a joke). Just thought of a great Monty Python skit. Concentration camp for humor-lacking Germans. Camp guarded by tiny poodles, guards in clown outfits, but commandant and staff has that hyper-serious teutonic attitude. "You will develop a sense of humor or die trying" But German prisoners just don't get it. > > > > > > > No virus found in this outgoing message. > Checked by AVG. > Version: 7.5.524 / Virus Database: 269.23.8/1413 - > Release Date: 5/3/2008 > 11:22 AM > > Be a better friend, newshound, and know-it-all with Yahoo! Mobile. Try it now. http://mobile.yahoo.com/;_ylt=Ahu06i62sR8HDtDypao8Wcj9tAcJ
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More posts like yours please, this group needs to lighten up, it gets too heavy too easily. There's a lot of untapped comic potential in the TMO and there are hundreds of people out there who are desperate for a laugh but are scared of what might happen to them or their kids if they tell their own jokes. They lie awake at night terrified John Konhaus might come after them with his lovingly polished thumb screws because they let slip to someone over lunch that at heart they aren't extreme enough. People live in fear and they need something to relieve the tension. We have to make up jokes for them. It's a case of having an ample supply of raw materials and a good demand for the finished product. Enjoy > > You forgot to mention that Professor Van Dyke of Amsterdam is the > brother of Dick Van Dyke, who played the nutty professor in Chitty > Chitty Bang Bang, and the Old Excentric Grandfather in that movie is > the father of his illigitimate child David Lynch, who's > character "Giacommetti" in Twin Peaks was based on a real character > who was in the CIA and a fanatic member of Scientology, which was > founded by a rebel FreeMason who idolised Aleister Crowley. > > The plot thickens > > OffWorld
[FairfieldLife] Re: Breaking news : "Raja" Schiffgens identified as government agent
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "Rick Archer" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > Hi Rick, > > nice discussion. > Good points raised. > > But really: > Guy Fawkes Day is Nov 5th. > And Aprils Fools Day is April 1st. > > So the guy sending this blame against > Raja Emanuel definitely has something > against him. I doubt he has anything against him Joerg, GF just has a sense of humour about your hilarious costumes, I'm sure if you could take a step back and see all this "raja" bullshit for what it is you would be laughing too. My question to you Joerg is, why are you reading FFL? Is monitoring this site something done by international regularly? If so, why? I'm hoping it's just because you like hearing about peoples success on different spiritual paths, enjoy different opinions and find healthy open debate refreshing. I'd hate to think the TMO was so cultish it felt it had to monitor potential dissent. Do let us know. > It would be nice to ask this "Guy Fawkes" to > identify himself and state his real intentions... I can't speak for him but I'm pretty sure his intention is to make us laugh. Mission accomplished in that respect. > In Germany, blaming s.o. for working for the > secret service against good intentions of a group > is really serious damage. That was intended with this > post. > > If someone like a politician would have thrown such an insult, > and didn`t have any proof, he would loose his job right away... > cheers > > joerg. > > > > > > > No virus found in this outgoing message. > Checked by AVG. > Version: 7.5.524 / Virus Database: 269.23.8/1413 - Release Date: 5/3/2008 > 11:22 AM >
[FairfieldLife] Re: Breaking news : "Raja" Schiffgens identified as government agent
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, satvadude108 <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > You ain't seen nuthin yet dude. Wait till she starts her > race baiting, it gets really interesting then. She just > don't like the "uppity" ones. Best to put on a garland of > garlic and read other posts. I've been wanting to ask > TurquoiseB if it is possible that he was a Jesuit exorcist > before the Tibetan thang. I bet those dudes could wield > a wooden stake. They were better with fires. :-) And it was the Dominicans who tended to burn heretics, not the Jesuits so much. But in all seriousness, if there were a way to actually determine whether it was true or not, my money would be on Judy having spent several lifetimes as an Inquisitor, rather than a victim of their...uh...holy services. Look at the tactics. Feeling threatened by anyone who disputes the holy dogma, whether it be the Book Of Maharishi or the Book Of Hillary. An intense need to *discredit* the heretic in the eyes of others. The need to get them to "confess their sins." The tactics of language used. It's all straight out of Bernardo Gui's 1323 Practica Inquisitionis Heretice Pravitatis (Conduct of the Inquisition into Heretical Wickedness). If you want a slap-your-forehead moment of realization, scour the Web and read a few excerpts from it, and then compare the techniques being taught to those regularly practiced by one Judith Stein. Here's one: "Indeed it is all too difficult to get the heretics to reveal themselves when they hide their errors, instead of frankly confessing them, or when reliable and adequate testimony against them is lacking. In such a case all kinds of problems confront the Inquisitor... Laymen of staunch faith find it a scandalous matter if an inquisitorial trial, once begun, is abandoned for some kind of lack of method. When they see the learned thus deceived by common and vile persons, the faith of the Faithful is to some degree weakened; for they believe that we have at our disposal luminous and certain arguments that cannot be refuted, and that they expect us to be able to vanquish [the heretics] in such a way that even a layman can clearly follow the arguments." Here's another, a "dialogue" dreamed up in his head by a madman, and proposed to others as an example of how one embarrasses and destroys a heretic with language. Read through it and see if it doesn't sound a tad familiar: http://www.cathar.info/121207_guiwaldensians.htm I suspect such dialogues go through Judy's head pretty much every moment that she is unable to post on Fairfield Life. That's why she has so many of them "stored up" when she reappears.
[FairfieldLife] Re: Breaking news : "Raja" Schiffgens identified as government agent
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "authfriend" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "Tom" wrote: > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "authfriend" wrote: > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "Tom" wrote: > > > > > > > > Shame on you Angela. Questioning her POV must mean > > > > are a hypocrite, a liar, intellectually dishonest, and > > > > prolly voted for Republican tax cuts for the rich. > > > > > > Uh, toots, the "POV" that Angela was questioning was > > > the purest sarcasm. Both you and she missed it. > > > > > > Lighten up, hey? > > > > Oh, it was pure sarcasm alright sweet-cheeks. > > > > sarcasm > > ORIGIN mid 16th cent.: from French sarcasme, or via late > > Latin from late Greek sarkasmos, from Greek sarkazein > > `tear flesh,' in late Greek `gnash the teeth, speak > > bitterly' (from sarx, sark- `flesh' ). > > > > ...'gnash teeth...'tear flesh...speak bitterly..yes, > > your sarcasm is the purest, and noticed in the first place. > > Nice and light. > > Re-cueing the tunes: > > "Because a vision softly creeping, > > Left its seeds while I was sleeping..." > > Translation: Ooopsie, I really put my foot in it, > didn't I? Let's see now, how will I recoup? I know! > I'll give the etymology of "sarcasm" and pretend I > saw it all along! Nobody will ever notice that my > comment to Angela doesn't quite fit that scenario. > Will they? I mean, jeez, it's really crucial that > I bash Judy here to distract folks from Barry's > embarrassing hypocrisy, but I don't want to look > like a hypocrite myself... I dunno, but it's the > best I can come up with. Oh, I think everyone understands perfectly, Jude. What's "really crucial" to you is bashing Barry. This post marks the 100th such bash since I said I wasn't going to be sucked into any more of your arguments again. And I haven't been. You, on the other hand, have gone more than a little crazy, desperately scheming to find some comment -- anything -- that will get me to argue with you again. Won't work, honey. It really isn't entertaining to argue with someone you pity, and I'm really big on "entertainment value" these days. You have none. You're a one-trick pony, and most of us got tired of the trick years ago. I did notice that you *still* haven't man- aged to post anything positive, however. How many months is it now that that's been going on? I think Tom's got a good point...if you cannot help but come back from several "days off" from FFL *still* full of anger and bitterness and old grudges, what DO you dream about? Could it be...SATAN? :-)
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I was getting worried that I might have to jump in and explain the joke. It's never a good sign if you have to explain your jokes to the audience. As for the rest of it, I'll just leave the gossip grapevine to fill everyone in. > But Angela has a point. Didn't you guys ever > see Monty Python and the Holy Grail? Here is > the scene in question: > > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp_l5ntikaU
[FairfieldLife] Re: Breaking news : "Raja" Schiffgens identified as government agent
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, satvadude108 <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > You ain't seen nuthin yet dude. Wait till she starts her > race baiting Never have, never will. Doncha kinda wish you had a legitimate complaint and didn't have to keep making stuff up?
[FairfieldLife] Re: Breaking news : "Raja" Schiffgens identified as government agent
You ain't seen nuthin yet dude. Wait till she starts her race baiting, it gets really interesting then. She just don't like the "uppity" ones. Best to put on a garland of garlic and read other posts. I've been wanting to ask TurquoiseB if it is possible that he was a Jesuit exorcist before the Tibetan thang. I bet those dudes could wield a wooden stake. --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "Tom" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "authfriend" wrote: > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "Tom" wrote: > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "authfriend" wrote: > > > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "Tom" wrote: > > > > > > > > > > Shame on you Angela. Questioning her POV must mean > > > > > are a hypocrite, a liar, intellectually dishonest, and > > > > > prolly voted for Republican tax cuts for the rich. > > > > > > > > Uh, toots, the "POV" that Angela was questioning was > > > > the purest sarcasm. Both you and she missed it. > > > > > > > > Lighten up, hey? > > > > > > Oh, it was pure sarcasm alright sweet-cheeks. > > > > > > sarcasm > > > ORIGIN mid 16th cent.: from French sarcasme, or via late > > > Latin from late Greek sarkasmos, from Greek sarkazein > > > `tear flesh,' in late Greek `gnash the teeth, speak > > > bitterly' (from sarx, sark- `flesh' ). > > > > > > ...'gnash teeth...'tear flesh...speak bitterly..yes, > > > your sarcasm is the purest, and noticed in the first place. > > > Nice and light. > > > Re-cueing the tunes: > > > "Because a vision softly creeping, > > > Left its seeds while I was sleeping..." > > > > Translation: Ooopsie, I really put my foot in it, > > didn't I? Let's see now, how will I recoup? I know! > > I'll give the etymology of "sarcasm" and pretend I > > saw it all along! Nobody will ever notice that my > > comment to Angela doesn't quite fit that scenario. > > Will they? I mean, jeez, it's really crucial that > > I bash Judy here to distract folks from Barry's > > embarrassing hypocrisy, but I don't want to look > > like a hypocrite myself... I dunno, but it's the > > best I can come up with. > > > > Re-re-cueing the tunes: > "And the vision that was planted in my brain > Still remains > Within the sound of silence." > > It is interesting to me that a Clintonite can't recognize and respect > a prayer for peace. So it goes. > > > > > > > > No worries. Just cue some nice tunes "Hello darkness, > > > > > my old friend. I've come to talk with you again." > > > > > > > > > > In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Angela Mailander > > > > wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > That's a misunderstanding of the Now. It contains all > > > > > > of the past and all of the future. Otherwise, > > > > > > Alzheimer's would be enlightenment. > > > > > > > > > > > > --- authfriend wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB > > > > > > > wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Edg is a putz, and I really don't want to spend > > > > > > > > any more of my Sunday thinking about him, but I > > > > > > > > just had to comment on the above. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sez Barry, who then proceeds to lecture Edg on his > > > > > > > inability to control himself. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That's the great advantage of Being in the Now, you > > > > > > > see. You can never be a hypocrite, because whatever > > > > > > > you've said or done in the past--even in the past 10 > > > > > > > seconds--is simply no longer operative. > > >
[FairfieldLife] Re: Breaking news : "Raja" Schiffgens identified as government agent
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "Tom" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "authfriend" wrote: > > Translation: Ooopsie, I really put my foot in it, > > didn't I? Let's see now, how will I recoup? I know! > > I'll give the etymology of "sarcasm" and pretend I > > saw it all along! Nobody will ever notice that my > > comment to Angela doesn't quite fit that scenario. > > Will they? I mean, jeez, it's really crucial that > > I bash Judy here to distract folks from Barry's > > embarrassing hypocrisy, but I don't want to look > > like a hypocrite myself... I dunno, but it's the > > best I can come up with. > > Re-re-cueing the tunes: Didn't work the first time, hon, or the second. Three's not a charm, sorry. > "And the vision that was planted in my brain > Still remains > Within the sound of silence." > > It is interesting to me that a Clintonite can't recognize > and respect a prayer for peace. So it goes. A prayer for peace delivered by a wannabe gunslinger who manages to shoot himself multiple times in the foot is somewhat less than convincing, hon.
[FairfieldLife] Re: Breaking news : "Raja" Schiffgens identified as government agent
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "authfriend" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "Tom" wrote: > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "authfriend" wrote: > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "Tom" wrote: > > > > > > > > Shame on you Angela. Questioning her POV must mean > > > > are a hypocrite, a liar, intellectually dishonest, and > > > > prolly voted for Republican tax cuts for the rich. > > > > > > Uh, toots, the "POV" that Angela was questioning was > > > the purest sarcasm. Both you and she missed it. > > > > > > Lighten up, hey? > > > > Oh, it was pure sarcasm alright sweet-cheeks. > > > > sarcasm > > ORIGIN mid 16th cent.: from French sarcasme, or via late > > Latin from late Greek sarkasmos, from Greek sarkazein > > `tear flesh,' in late Greek `gnash the teeth, speak > > bitterly' (from sarx, sark- `flesh' ). > > > > ...'gnash teeth...'tear flesh...speak bitterly..yes, > > your sarcasm is the purest, and noticed in the first place. > > Nice and light. > > Re-cueing the tunes: > > "Because a vision softly creeping, > > Left its seeds while I was sleeping..." > > Translation: Ooopsie, I really put my foot in it, > didn't I? Let's see now, how will I recoup? I know! > I'll give the etymology of "sarcasm" and pretend I > saw it all along! Nobody will ever notice that my > comment to Angela doesn't quite fit that scenario. > Will they? I mean, jeez, it's really crucial that > I bash Judy here to distract folks from Barry's > embarrassing hypocrisy, but I don't want to look > like a hypocrite myself... I dunno, but it's the > best I can come up with. > Re-re-cueing the tunes: "And the vision that was planted in my brain Still remains Within the sound of silence." It is interesting to me that a Clintonite can't recognize and respect a prayer for peace. So it goes. > > > > > No worries. Just cue some nice tunes "Hello darkness, > > > > my old friend. I've come to talk with you again." > > > > > > > > In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Angela Mailander > > > wrote: > > > > > > > > > > That's a misunderstanding of the Now. It contains all > > > > > of the past and all of the future. Otherwise, > > > > > Alzheimer's would be enlightenment. > > > > > > > > > > --- authfriend wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB > > > > > > wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > Edg is a putz, and I really don't want to spend > > > > > > > any more of my Sunday thinking about him, but I > > > > > > > just had to comment on the above. > > > > > > > > > > > > Sez Barry, who then proceeds to lecture Edg on his > > > > > > inability to control himself. > > > > > > > > > > > > That's the great advantage of Being in the Now, you > > > > > > see. You can never be a hypocrite, because whatever > > > > > > you've said or done in the past--even in the past 10 > > > > > > seconds--is simply no longer operative. >
[FairfieldLife] Re: Breaking news : "Raja" Schiffgens identified as government agent
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "Tom" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "authfriend" wrote: > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "Tom" wrote: > > > > > > Shame on you Angela. Questioning her POV must mean > > > are a hypocrite, a liar, intellectually dishonest, and > > > prolly voted for Republican tax cuts for the rich. > > > > Uh, toots, the "POV" that Angela was questioning was > > the purest sarcasm. Both you and she missed it. > > > > Lighten up, hey? > > Oh, it was pure sarcasm alright sweet-cheeks. > > sarcasm > ORIGIN mid 16th cent.: from French sarcasme, or via late > Latin from late Greek sarkasmos, from Greek sarkazein > `tear flesh,' in late Greek `gnash the teeth, speak > bitterly' (from sarx, sark- `flesh' ). > > ...'gnash teeth...'tear flesh...speak bitterly..yes, > your sarcasm is the purest, and noticed in the first place. > Nice and light. > Re-cueing the tunes: > "Because a vision softly creeping, > Left its seeds while I was sleeping..." Translation: Ooopsie, I really put my foot in it, didn't I? Let's see now, how will I recoup? I know! I'll give the etymology of "sarcasm" and pretend I saw it all along! Nobody will ever notice that my comment to Angela doesn't quite fit that scenario. Will they? I mean, jeez, it's really crucial that I bash Judy here to distract folks from Barry's embarrassing hypocrisy, but I don't want to look like a hypocrite myself... I dunno, but it's the best I can come up with. > > > No worries. Just cue some nice tunes "Hello darkness, > > > my old friend. I've come to talk with you again." > > > > > > In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Angela Mailander > > wrote: > > > > > > > > That's a misunderstanding of the Now. It contains all > > > > of the past and all of the future. Otherwise, > > > > Alzheimer's would be enlightenment. > > > > > > > > --- authfriend wrote: > > > > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB > > > > > wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > Edg is a putz, and I really don't want to spend > > > > > > any more of my Sunday thinking about him, but I > > > > > > just had to comment on the above. > > > > > > > > > > Sez Barry, who then proceeds to lecture Edg on his > > > > > inability to control himself. > > > > > > > > > > That's the great advantage of Being in the Now, you > > > > > see. You can never be a hypocrite, because whatever > > > > > you've said or done in the past--even in the past 10 > > > > > seconds--is simply no longer operative.
[FairfieldLife] Re: Breaking news : "Raja" Schiffgens identified as government agent
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "authfriend" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "Tom" wrote: > > > > Shame on you Angela. Questioning her POV must mean > > are a hypocrite, a liar, intellectually dishonest, and > > prolly voted for Republican tax cuts for the rich. > > Uh, toots, the "POV" that Angela was questioning was > the purest sarcasm. Both you and she missed it. > > Lighten up, hey? > Oh, it was pure sarcasm alright sweet-cheeks. sarcasm ORIGIN mid 16th cent.: from French sarcasme, or via late Latin from late Greek sarkasmos, from Greek sarkazein `tear flesh,' in late Greek `gnash the teeth, speak bitterly' (from sarx, sark- `flesh' ). ...'gnash teeth...'tear flesh...speak bitterly..yes, your sarcasm is the purest, and noticed in the first place. Nice and light. Re-cueing the tunes: "Because a vision softly creeping, Left its seeds while I was sleeping..." > > > > > > No worries. Just cue some nice tunes "Hello darkness, > > my old friend. I've come to talk with you again." > > > > > > In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Angela Mailander > wrote: > > > > > > That's a misunderstanding of the Now. It contains all > > > of the past and all of the future. Otherwise, > > > Alzheimer's would be enlightenment. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > --- authfriend wrote: > > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB > > > > wrote: > > > > > > > > > Edg is a putz, and I really don't want to spend > > > > > any more of my Sunday thinking about him, but I > > > > > just had to comment on the above. > > > > > > > > Sez Barry, who then proceeds to lecture Edg on his > > > > inability to control himself. > > > > > > > > That's the great advantage of Being in the Now, you > > > > see. You can never be a hypocrite, because whatever > > > > you've said or done in the past--even in the past 10 > > > > seconds--is simply no longer operative. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Have you *ever* read such an ego-bound defense > > > > > of bad behavior in your entire life? > > > > > > > > > > In Edgworld, exercising a modicum of control > > > > > over one's emotions is "ten zillion times worse" > > > > > that "getting triggered" and lashing out. > > > > > > > > > > In other words, what it costs him *to* exercise > > > > > some modicum of control over his emotions is > > > > > ten zillion times more important in the cosmic > > > > > scheme of things than what it costs others to > > > > > endure his lashing out. > > > > > > > > > > I'm sorry, but this is the mindset of the chronic > > > > > abuser, the kind of person who beats his wife and/ > > > > > or kids and then expects them to forgive him, > > > > > because he was just being himself. They would > > > > under- > > > > > stand him and why he needs to lash out like this > > > > if > > > > > they were just evolved enough. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Send instant messages to your online friends > http://uk.messenger.yahoo.com > > > > > >
[FairfieldLife] Re: Breaking news : "Raja" Schiffgens identified as government agent
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "Tom" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > Shame on you Angela. Questioning her POV must mean > are a hypocrite, a liar, intellectually dishonest, and > prolly voted for Republican tax cuts for the rich. Uh, toots, the "POV" that Angela was questioning was the purest sarcasm. Both you and she missed it. Lighten up, hey? > > No worries. Just cue some nice tunes "Hello darkness, > my old friend. I've come to talk with you again." > > > In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Angela Mailander wrote: > > > > That's a misunderstanding of the Now. It contains all > > of the past and all of the future. Otherwise, > > Alzheimer's would be enlightenment. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > --- authfriend wrote: > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB > > > wrote: > > > > > > > Edg is a putz, and I really don't want to spend > > > > any more of my Sunday thinking about him, but I > > > > just had to comment on the above. > > > > > > Sez Barry, who then proceeds to lecture Edg on his > > > inability to control himself. > > > > > > That's the great advantage of Being in the Now, you > > > see. You can never be a hypocrite, because whatever > > > you've said or done in the past--even in the past 10 > > > seconds--is simply no longer operative. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Have you *ever* read such an ego-bound defense > > > > of bad behavior in your entire life? > > > > > > > > In Edgworld, exercising a modicum of control > > > > over one's emotions is "ten zillion times worse" > > > > that "getting triggered" and lashing out. > > > > > > > > In other words, what it costs him *to* exercise > > > > some modicum of control over his emotions is > > > > ten zillion times more important in the cosmic > > > > scheme of things than what it costs others to > > > > endure his lashing out. > > > > > > > > I'm sorry, but this is the mindset of the chronic > > > > abuser, the kind of person who beats his wife and/ > > > > or kids and then expects them to forgive him, > > > > because he was just being himself. They would > > > under- > > > > stand him and why he needs to lash out like this > > > if > > > > they were just evolved enough. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Send instant messages to your online friends http://uk.messenger.yahoo.com > > >
RE: [FairfieldLife] Re: Breaking news : "Raja" Schiffgens identified as government agent
Strictly speaking, we all should have known that it was a joke when the guy was referred to as "Raja" in the first sentence and without quotation marks. Reuters would have used only the guy's first and last names. I don't think serious damage was intended. If there had been such intent, the joker wouldn't have given the game away with the references to the newt and the elves. So Joerg should really lighten up a bit. --- Rick Archer <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Hi Rick, > > nice discussion. > Good points raised. > > But really: > Guy Fawkes Day is Nov 5th. > And Aprils Fools Day is April 1st. > > So the guy sending this blame against > Raja Emanuel definitely has something > against him. > > It would be nice to ask this "Guy Fawkes" to > identify himself and state his real intentions... > > In Germany, blaming s.o. for working for the > secret service against good intentions of a group > is really serious damage. That was intended with > this > post. > > If someone like a politician would have thrown such > an insult, > and didn`t have any proof, he would loose his job > right away... > > cheers > > joerg. > > > > > > > No virus found in this outgoing message. > Checked by AVG. > Version: 7.5.524 / Virus Database: 269.23.8/1413 - > Release Date: 5/3/2008 > 11:22 AM > > Send instant messages to your online friends http://uk.messenger.yahoo.com
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--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, off_world_beings <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, cardemaister wrote: > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, off_world_beings > > wrote: > > > > > > > > sentences. But judging by the responses of the desperately slow > anti-TM > > > crowd, THEY are the ones that believed it the longest (except for > > > joerg, who is Swedish, > > > > Really? That feels like a German Björn (b-yoern) or Börje (boer-yeh) > > to me... :D>> > > Nah, it is from George as in, George and the Dragon. George comes from > Gheshowa which is from Jeshowa (Joshua, Jeshau, Jesus) which is from > JeShiwa, which is why Shiva stands on the demon-dog thingy in his dance > of Shiva, and St. George slays the Dragon in this ancient celtic > remnant of the slaying of ignorance concept embodied in the Dance of > Shiva statues. > > OffWorld > How about a gay couple Jean-Luc and Franco from Manchester?
RE: [FairfieldLife] Re: Breaking news : "Raja" Schiffgens identified as government agent
Hi Rick, nice discussion. Good points raised. But really: Guy Fawkes Day is Nov 5th. And Aprils Fools Day is April 1st. So the guy sending this blame against Raja Emanuel definitely has something against him. It would be nice to ask this "Guy Fawkes" to identify himself and state his real intentions... In Germany, blaming s.o. for working for the secret service against good intentions of a group is really serious damage. That was intended with this post. If someone like a politician would have thrown such an insult, and didn`t have any proof, he would loose his job right away... cheers joerg. No virus found in this outgoing message. Checked by AVG. Version: 7.5.524 / Virus Database: 269.23.8/1413 - Release Date: 5/3/2008 11:22 AM
[FairfieldLife] Re: Breaking news : "Raja" Schiffgens identified as government agent
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, cardemaister <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, off_world_beings > wrote: > > > > > sentences. But judging by the responses of the desperately slow anti-TM > > crowd, THEY are the ones that believed it the longest (except for > > joerg, who is Swedish, > > Really? That feels like a German Björn (b-yoern) or Börje (boer-yeh) > to me... :D>> Nah, it is from George as in, George and the Dragon. George comes from Gheshowa which is from Jeshowa (Joshua, Jeshau, Jesus) which is from JeShiwa, which is why Shiva stands on the demon-dog thingy in his dance of Shiva, and St. George slays the Dragon in this ancient celtic remnant of the slaying of ignorance concept embodied in the Dance of Shiva statues. OffWorld
[FairfieldLife] Re: Breaking news : "Raja" Schiffgens identified as government agent
Shame on you Angela. Questioning her POV must mean are a hypocrite, a liar, intellectually dishonest, and prolly voted for Republican tax cuts for the rich. No worries. Just cue some nice tunes "Hello darkness, my old friend. I've come to talk with you again." In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Angela Mailander <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > That's a misunderstanding of the Now. It contains all > of the past and all of the future. Otherwise, > Alzheimer's would be enlightenment. > > > > > > > --- authfriend <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB > > wrote: > > > > > Edg is a putz, and I really don't want to spend > > > any more of my Sunday thinking about him, but I > > > just had to comment on the above. > > > > Sez Barry, who then proceeds to lecture Edg on his > > inability to control himself. > > > > That's the great advantage of Being in the Now, you > > see. You can never be a hypocrite, because whatever > > you've said or done in the past--even in the past 10 > > seconds--is simply no longer operative. > > > > > > > > > > > Have you *ever* read such an ego-bound defense > > > of bad behavior in your entire life? > > > > > > In Edgworld, exercising a modicum of control > > > over one's emotions is "ten zillion times worse" > > > that "getting triggered" and lashing out. > > > > > > In other words, what it costs him *to* exercise > > > some modicum of control over his emotions is > > > ten zillion times more important in the cosmic > > > scheme of things than what it costs others to > > > endure his lashing out. > > > > > > I'm sorry, but this is the mindset of the chronic > > > abuser, the kind of person who beats his wife and/ > > > or kids and then expects them to forgive him, > > > because he was just being himself. They would > > under- > > > stand him and why he needs to lash out like this > > if > > > they were just evolved enough. > > > > > > > > > Send instant messages to your online friends http://uk.messenger.yahoo.com >
Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Breaking news : "Raja" Schiffgens identified as government agent
On May 4, 2008, at 12:30 PM, new.morning wrote: MAD -- M. Ayurvedic Depends. "For when you are so absorbed in God, that you just don't give a crap". Now that's what I call thinking outside the package. You're on a roll, new. Sal
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Co-Dependent Depends -- For the tantric couple that flows with the universe. --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, new.morning <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, new.morning wrote: > > > > MAD -- M. Ayurvedic Depends. "For when you are so absorbed in God, > > that you just don't give a crap". > > > > MAD -- For the bahkti that totally Depends on God. > > > > > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, new.morning wrote: > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "curtisdeltablues" > > > wrote: > > > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, new.morning wrote: > > > > > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Angela Mailander > > > > > wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > That's a misunderstanding of the Now. It contains all > > > > > > of the past and all of the future. Otherwise, > > > > > > Alzheimer's would be enlightenment. > > > > > > > > > > And you are positive it is not? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > With Ananda Moya Ma's disciples crowing about how wonderful it was > > > > that she couldn't keep up with her own bodily functions because she > > > > was so centered on "God", this might explain the lives of some so > > > > called saints... > > > > > > > > > Are you Awake? "Well that Depends". > > > > > >
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--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, new.morning <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > MAD -- M. Ayurvedic Depends. "For when you are so absorbed in God, > that you just don't give a crap". > MAD -- For the bahkti that totally Depends on God. > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, new.morning wrote: > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "curtisdeltablues" > > wrote: > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, new.morning wrote: > > > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Angela Mailander > > > > wrote: > > > > > > > > > > That's a misunderstanding of the Now. It contains all > > > > > of the past and all of the future. Otherwise, > > > > > Alzheimer's would be enlightenment. > > > > > > > > And you are positive it is not? > > > > > > > > > > > > > With Ananda Moya Ma's disciples crowing about how wonderful it was > > > that she couldn't keep up with her own bodily functions because she > > > was so centered on "God", this might explain the lives of some so > > > called saints... > > > > > > Are you Awake? "Well that Depends". > > >
[FairfieldLife] Re: Breaking news : "Raja" Schiffgens identified as government agent
"Yogi Awakanada, how did you reach this pinnacle of human achievement, the grandeur or Divine Consciousness, at ONE with ALL and with Eternity?" "Hey, I am not so special. I put my Depends on one leg at a time". --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, new.morning <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > MAD -- M. Ayurvedic Depends. "For when you are so absorbed in God, > that you just don't give a crap". > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, new.morning wrote: > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "curtisdeltablues" > > wrote: > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, new.morning wrote: > > > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Angela Mailander > > > > wrote: > > > > > > > > > > That's a misunderstanding of the Now. It contains all > > > > > of the past and all of the future. Otherwise, > > > > > Alzheimer's would be enlightenment. > > > > > > > > And you are positive it is not? > > > > > > > > > > > > > With Ananda Moya Ma's disciples crowing about how wonderful it was > > > that she couldn't keep up with her own bodily functions because she > > > was so centered on "God", this might explain the lives of some so > > > called saints... > > > > > > Are you Awake? "Well that Depends". > > >
[FairfieldLife] Re: Breaking news : "Raja" Schiffgens identified as government agent
MAD -- M. Ayurvedic Depends. "For when you are so absorbed in God, that you just don't give a crap". --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, new.morning <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "curtisdeltablues" > wrote: > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, new.morning wrote: > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Angela Mailander > > > wrote: > > > > > > > > That's a misunderstanding of the Now. It contains all > > > > of the past and all of the future. Otherwise, > > > > Alzheimer's would be enlightenment. > > > > > > And you are positive it is not? > > > > > > > > > With Ananda Moya Ma's disciples crowing about how wonderful it was > > that she couldn't keep up with her own bodily functions because she > > was so centered on "God", this might explain the lives of some so > > called saints... > > > Are you Awake? "Well that Depends". >
[FairfieldLife] Re: Breaking news : "Raja" Schiffgens identified as government agent
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "curtisdeltablues" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, new.morning wrote: > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Angela Mailander > > wrote: > > > > > > That's a misunderstanding of the Now. It contains all > > > of the past and all of the future. Otherwise, > > > Alzheimer's would be enlightenment. > > > > And you are positive it is not? > > > > > With Ananda Moya Ma's disciples crowing about how wonderful it was > that she couldn't keep up with her own bodily functions because she > was so centered on "God", this might explain the lives of some so > called saints... Are you Awake? "Well that Depends".
[FairfieldLife] Re: Breaking news : "Raja" Schiffgens identified as government agent
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, new.morning <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Angela Mailander > wrote: > > > > That's a misunderstanding of the Now. It contains all > > of the past and all of the future. Otherwise, > > Alzheimer's would be enlightenment. > > And you are positive it is not? > With Ananda Moya Ma's disciples crowing about how wonderful it was that she couldn't keep up with her own bodily functions because she was so centered on "God", this might explain the lives of some so called saints...
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That's a misunderstanding of the Now. It contains all of the past and all of the future. Otherwise, Alzheimer's would be enlightenment. --- authfriend <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > Edg is a putz, and I really don't want to spend > > any more of my Sunday thinking about him, but I > > just had to comment on the above. > > Sez Barry, who then proceeds to lecture Edg on his > inability to control himself. > > That's the great advantage of Being in the Now, you > see. You can never be a hypocrite, because whatever > you've said or done in the past--even in the past 10 > seconds--is simply no longer operative. > > > > > > Have you *ever* read such an ego-bound defense > > of bad behavior in your entire life? > > > > In Edgworld, exercising a modicum of control > > over one's emotions is "ten zillion times worse" > > that "getting triggered" and lashing out. > > > > In other words, what it costs him *to* exercise > > some modicum of control over his emotions is > > ten zillion times more important in the cosmic > > scheme of things than what it costs others to > > endure his lashing out. > > > > I'm sorry, but this is the mindset of the chronic > > abuser, the kind of person who beats his wife and/ > > or kids and then expects them to forgive him, > > because he was just being himself. They would > under- > > stand him and why he needs to lash out like this > if > > they were just evolved enough. > > > Send instant messages to your online friends http://uk.messenger.yahoo.com
[FairfieldLife] Re: Breaking news : "Raja" Schiffgens identified as government agent
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Angela Mailander <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > That's a misunderstanding of the Now. It contains all > of the past and all of the future. Otherwise, > Alzheimer's would be enlightenment. And you are positive it is not?
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--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Edg is a putz, and I really don't want to spend > any more of my Sunday thinking about him, but I > just had to comment on the above. Sez Barry, who then proceeds to lecture Edg on his inability to control himself. That's the great advantage of Being in the Now, you see. You can never be a hypocrite, because whatever you've said or done in the past--even in the past 10 seconds--is simply no longer operative. > Have you *ever* read such an ego-bound defense > of bad behavior in your entire life? > > In Edgworld, exercising a modicum of control > over one's emotions is "ten zillion times worse" > that "getting triggered" and lashing out. > > In other words, what it costs him *to* exercise > some modicum of control over his emotions is > ten zillion times more important in the cosmic > scheme of things than what it costs others to > endure his lashing out. > > I'm sorry, but this is the mindset of the chronic > abuser, the kind of person who beats his wife and/ > or kids and then expects them to forgive him, > because he was just being himself. They would under- > stand him and why he needs to lash out like this if > they were just evolved enough.
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Your biggest problem is not hypocrisy but your persistent abuse of other posters on this forum and also your repugnant racism. You condemn others for racism but seem to think that racism is perfectly OK as long as it is directed against whites. Below for example is a snip from your post of a week or so ago (no. 175066). I don't think that your explanation, "My lashing out is a set of words on message boards" is much excuse for this kind of race hatred. Edg Duveyoung writes: Here's the real race card that BigMedia NEVER allows anyone to play: that WHITES have proven themselves for over 200 years to be vicious racists and predators throughout the world. With this history, if I were Obama, I'd be saying, "Who would trust a white person in this job? A white? You got to be kidding me. Give a bomb to a white, and you've got the same situation that a white would say you have if you get a watermelon near a black person, only in the case of the watermelon, a goodly portion of blacks will not eat it, while it is well known that a white will blow up anything as soon as possible." . . . Only a person of color can understand the downtrodden of the world, because they will have experienced racism first hand. If you're a typical white person, you just took offence at the last sentence, but virtually every non-white person will agree with it. Barack may never have poured white paint on himself, but it is absolutely certain that he was subjected to barbaric racism all his life and knows the pain. Only such an education can culture a heart that truly resonates with the downtrodden. White folks can merely abstractly resonate, and when push comes to shove, they vote for the money to go to white companies, white profiteers, white anything. Trust a white? Fuck off. --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Duveyoung <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > Yeah, I'm a hypocrite, but I know it, and I know that I should apply > mercy and forgiveness to those who are psychologically broken like the > tragic wrecks that you and Off are, but I have my limits -- which I'm > trying to grow out of. I'm figuring another ten years before the likes > of you can be stomached like some Cayjun char on a rack of blackened > ribs -- unhealthy, bitter by itself, but a neat highlight otherwise. > Until then, you're char, say, about a 55 gallon drum of it. > > I'm not a cheek turner as much as I like the philosophy -- to me, > turning a cheek is like a supreme zen moment -- it'd better be real. > Faking one's turning of a cheek is, oh let's ballpark it, about ten > zillion times worse than getting triggered beyond one's ability to > retain emotional clarity/balance and then lashing out. > > My lashing out is a set of words on message boards -- that's my > sublimation -- I don't drive fast, drink to excess, chew my > fingernails, have insomnia, sic the snow-cops my shit-head neighbor > who never once shoveled his walk in the worse winter of all time in > Madison, WI, watch slasher flicks, lose myself in video games, over > eat, or cheat on my taxes. And that's merely the beginning of a very > long list of behaviors and morals I mindfully tend. > > Whereas you, when a friendly person says you should read a bit more > about astronomy, get defensive and vow to retain your ignorance and > delusions like you've been challenged in a bar fight. > > Edg > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "hugheshugo" > wrote: > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Duveyoung wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > "go take a header into a cesspool you ugly spirited prick" > > > > And from the very same sentence: > > > > "at least I cultured my nervous system to nurture > > and retain and expand my New Age values" > > > > Love it. > > >
Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Breaking news : "Raja" Schiffgens identified as government agent
On May 4, 2008, at 7:59 AM, Duveyoung wrote: My lashing out is a set of words on message boards -- that's my sublimation -- I don't drive fast, drink to excess, chew my fingernails, have insomnia, sic the snow-cops my shit-head neighbor who never once shoveled his walk in the worse winter of all time in Madison, WI, watch slasher flicks, lose myself in video games, over eat, or cheat on my taxes. And that's merely the beginning of a very long list of behaviors and morals I mindfully tend. Edg, I tell ya, the long list of "behaviors and morals" you "mindfully tend" is enough to make anyone weep. How on earth you exercise such supreme self-control, especially associating with so many moral lowlifes here on FFL (of which I am (sob) only just one! And not even the worst! That would be Barry. Or Curtis. :)) all the while giving us the priceless gift of your experience and wisdom--my god, how can we ever repay you? Whereas you, when a friendly person says you should read a bit more about astronomy, get defensive and vow to retain your ignorance and delusions like you've been challenged in a bar fight. How Hugo is able to resist such a charming offer is beyond me. Anyone who doesn't take your friendliness to heart, realize how blessed he has been by your advice--no, actually, simply by your glancing his way for even a moment or two-- is clearly an egocentric twit who doesn't deserve the benefit of more said advice. May Hugo realize the errors of his ways-- as we all should!--and soon, before his soul and ours are hopelessly lost and not able to attain the glorious heights to which you are clearly attuned. Sal
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--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Duveyoung <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > I'm not a cheek turner as much as I like the philosophy -- to > me, turning a cheek is like a supreme zen moment -- it'd better > be real. Faking one's turning of a cheek is, oh let's ballpark > it, about ten zillion times worse than getting triggered beyond > one's ability to retain emotional clarity/balance and then > lashing out. Edg is a putz, and I really don't want to spend any more of my Sunday thinking about him, but I just had to comment on the above. Have you *ever* read such an ego-bound defense of bad behavior in your entire life? In Edgworld, exercising a modicum of control over one's emotions is "ten zillion times worse" that "getting triggered" and lashing out. In other words, what it costs him *to* exercise some modicum of control over his emotions is ten zillion times more important in the cosmic scheme of things than what it costs others to endure his lashing out. I'm sorry, but this is the mindset of the chronic abuser, the kind of person who beats his wife and/ or kids and then expects them to forgive him, because he was just being himself. They would under- stand him and why he needs to lash out like this if they were just evolved enough.
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All in all, a pretty good soliliquoy. I see this right before intermission, deserving a pretty good round of applause. Really sets the stage for act II. piece of --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "hugheshugo" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Duveyoung wrote: > > > > Yeah, I'm a hypocrite, but I know it, and I know that I should apply > > mercy and forgiveness to those who are psychologically broken like > the > > tragic wrecks that you and Off are, but I have my limits -- which > I'm > > trying to grow out of. I'm figuring another ten years before the > likes > > of you can be stomached like some Cayjun char on a rack of blackened > > ribs -- unhealthy, bitter by itself, but a neat highlight > otherwise. > > Until then, you're char, say, about a 55 gallon drum of it. > > > > I'm not a cheek turner as much as I like the philosophy -- to me, > > turning a cheek is like a supreme zen moment -- it'd better be > real. > > Faking one's turning of a cheek is, oh let's ballpark it, about ten > > zillion times worse than getting triggered beyond one's ability to > > retain emotional clarity/balance and then lashing out. > > > > My lashing out is a set of words on message boards -- that's my > > sublimation -- I don't drive fast, drink to excess, chew my > > fingernails, have insomnia, sic the snow-cops my shit-head neighbor > > who never once shoveled his walk in the worse winter of all time in > > Madison, WI, watch slasher flicks, lose myself in video games, over > > eat, or cheat on my taxes. And that's merely the beginning of a > very > > long list of behaviors and morals I mindfully tend. > > > > Whereas you, when a friendly person says you should read a bit more > > about astronomy, get defensive and vow to retain your ignorance and > > delusions like you've been challenged in a bar fight. > > > > Edg > > > "Psychologically broken and tragic wreck" - A tad harsh perhaps! > I only thought it was funny how you could be both refined and > insulting in the same breath. > > And you weren't coming over as friendly the other day, you > were coming over as extremely patronising. I doubt you'll > find many who don't get touchy about that. Besides, you > didn't get it, the thought experiment about blowing the > universe up was primarily a bit of fun. Honest. I didn't > even think of it, don't take it so seriously. > > > > > > > > > wrote: > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Duveyoung wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "go take a header into a cesspool you ugly spirited prick" > > > > > > And from the very same sentence: > > > > > > "at least I cultured my nervous system to nurture > > > and retain and expand my New Age values" > > > > > > Love it. > > > > > >
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--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Duveyoung <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > Yeah, I'm a hypocrite, but I know it, and I know that I should apply > mercy and forgiveness to those who are psychologically broken like the > tragic wrecks that you and Off are, but I have my limits -- which I'm > trying to grow out of. I'm figuring another ten years before the likes > of you can be stomached like some Cayjun char on a rack of blackened > ribs -- unhealthy, bitter by itself, but a neat highlight otherwise. > Until then, you're char, say, about a 55 gallon drum of it. > > I'm not a cheek turner as much as I like the philosophy -- to me, > turning a cheek is like a supreme zen moment -- it'd better be real. > Faking one's turning of a cheek is, oh let's ballpark it, about ten > zillion times worse than getting triggered beyond one's ability to > retain emotional clarity/balance and then lashing out. > > My lashing out is a set of words on message boards -- that's my > sublimation -- I don't drive fast, drink to excess, chew my > fingernails, have insomnia, sic the snow-cops my shit-head neighbor > who never once shoveled his walk in the worse winter of all time in > Madison, WI, watch slasher flicks, lose myself in video games, over > eat, or cheat on my taxes. And that's merely the beginning of a very > long list of behaviors and morals I mindfully tend. > > Whereas you, when a friendly person says you should read a bit more > about astronomy, get defensive and vow to retain your ignorance and > delusions like you've been challenged in a bar fight. > > Edg "Psychologically broken and tragic wreck" - A tad harsh perhaps! I only thought it was funny how you could be both refined and insulting in the same breath. And you weren't coming over as friendly the other day, you were coming over as extremely patronising. I doubt you'll find many who don't get touchy about that. Besides, you didn't get it, the thought experiment about blowing the universe up was primarily a bit of fun. Honest. I didn't even think of it, don't take it so seriously. > wrote: > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Duveyoung wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > "go take a header into a cesspool you ugly spirited prick" > > > > And from the very same sentence: > > > > "at least I cultured my nervous system to nurture > > and retain and expand my New Age values" > > > > Love it. > > >
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--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Duveyoung <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > Yeah, I'm a hypocrite, but I know it, and I know that I should > apply mercy and forgiveness to those who are psychologically > broken like the tragic wrecks that you and Off are... Not to mention the fact that I intellectually understand Ramana Maharshi and you don't and I know what sin is and you ignorant, immoral clods don't. I'm surprised that I even lower myself to shit upon you from on high, much less have mercy on you. > ...but I have my limits -- which I'm trying to grow out of. And failing, miserably. > I'm figuring another ten years before the likes of you can be > stomached like some Cayjun char on a rack of blackened ribs -- > unhealthy, bitter by itself, but a neat highlight otherwise. I'm figuring more like ten lifetimes before you achieve any semblance of humility and self know- ledge, dude. At least at the rate you're going. > Until then, you're char, say, about a 55 gallon drum of it. And you, my friend, are the same sized container of the effluvia of male bovines. hugheshugo nailed it. > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "hugheshugo" > wrote: > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Duveyoung wrote: > > > > "go take a header into a cesspool you ugly spirited prick" > > > > And from the very same sentence: > > > > "at least I cultured my nervous system to nurture > > and retain and expand my New Age values" > > > > Love it. > > >
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Yeah, I'm a hypocrite, but I know it, and I know that I should apply mercy and forgiveness to those who are psychologically broken like the tragic wrecks that you and Off are, but I have my limits -- which I'm trying to grow out of. I'm figuring another ten years before the likes of you can be stomached like some Cayjun char on a rack of blackened ribs -- unhealthy, bitter by itself, but a neat highlight otherwise. Until then, you're char, say, about a 55 gallon drum of it. I'm not a cheek turner as much as I like the philosophy -- to me, turning a cheek is like a supreme zen moment -- it'd better be real. Faking one's turning of a cheek is, oh let's ballpark it, about ten zillion times worse than getting triggered beyond one's ability to retain emotional clarity/balance and then lashing out. My lashing out is a set of words on message boards -- that's my sublimation -- I don't drive fast, drink to excess, chew my fingernails, have insomnia, sic the snow-cops my shit-head neighbor who never once shoveled his walk in the worse winter of all time in Madison, WI, watch slasher flicks, lose myself in video games, over eat, or cheat on my taxes. And that's merely the beginning of a very long list of behaviors and morals I mindfully tend. Whereas you, when a friendly person says you should read a bit more about astronomy, get defensive and vow to retain your ignorance and delusions like you've been challenged in a bar fight. Edg --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "hugheshugo" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Duveyoung wrote: > > > > > > "go take a header into a cesspool you ugly spirited prick" > > And from the very same sentence: > > "at least I cultured my nervous system to nurture > and retain and expand my New Age values" > > Love it. >
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--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, off_world_beings <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > sentences. But judging by the responses of the desperately slow anti-TM > crowd, THEY are the ones that believed it the longest (except for > joerg, who is Swedish, Really? That feels like a German Björn (b-yoern) or Börje (boer-yeh) to me... :D
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--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Angela Mailander <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > You mean the newt wasn't a dead give-away? Guess not. For me the tip-off was in the first sentence: "a small cult based in Holland." The reality of that statement was perfectly calculated to push the buttons of TM TBs, and stopped me in my tracks. Then I looked up at who had sent it, and smiled, knowing that I was in for another guyfawkes day creation. But Angela has a point. Didn't you guys ever see Monty Python and the Holy Grail? Here is the scene in question: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp_l5ntikaU All this talk about Reuters sounds like sour grapes to me, from folks who got stung because part of the TMO or not any more, part of them still wants to believe that they were so impor- tant that governmental agencies wanted to spy on them. Not to mention do things to screw up their grand plans for the world, as if they weren't completely capable of doing that themselves. As the witch herself says at the end of the Monty Python scene, "It's a fair cop." :-) > --- Duveyoung <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > By the time one gets to the end of the piece, it is > > painfully obvious > > that we've been duped "just enough" to make the > > thing "real" to TMers > > and grab them only to then dump them into their own > > pile of steaming > > assumptions. > > > > On April Fool's Day, this would have fooled no one, > > right? > > > > I think satire has the right to use some dirty > > tricks like misusing > > Reuters' name, but yeah, the writer is flirting with > > slander. > > > > It was uncomfortable as a "gotcha" for me, because, > > well, "I was done > > got" for a few sentences and had had my blood > > chemicals change with a > > rush of "what on Earth can the movement do about > > this scandal?" So my > > anti-TMO emotions were triggered, and I was > > petardized. > > > > I didn't like it, but I bow to the achievement. > > > > Edg > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, cardemaister > > wrote: > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "John" > > wrote: > > > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, > > "guyfawkes91" > > > > wrote: > > > > > > > > > > Reuters 05-02-2008:23:05 by our staff > > reporter. > > > > > > IMO, one shouldn't be using a real name of a news > > agency > > > in this kind of stuff. I'd prefer e.g. Beuters, > > Royters, > > > Rutters, Reuterz, or somesuch... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Today a small cult based in Holland founded by > > the Maharishi of > > > > > Beatles fame announced that its leader for > > Germany "Raja" Emanuel > > > > > Schiffgens has been identified as a government > > agent working for the > > > > > > > > > > > > Send instant messages to your online friends http://uk.messenger.yahoo.com >
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--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Duveyoung <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > "go take a header into a cesspool you ugly spirited prick" And from the very same sentence: "at least I cultured my nervous system to nurture and retain and expand my New Age values" Love it.
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(snip) > What would be the appropriate Vedic punishment? After all, we want to > be in accord with natural law! > > We were thinking ghee-boarding may be the way the go, but you know us > crazy Americans. > > Super Radiantly Yours, > > Vaj I heard today, that water-boarding was only the first step, in the techniques used by the CIA... You know the US absorbed much of the information on torture, from the Nazis who were practiced in the art of torture and other human depravities... This was a very dark time in German history, and human history. We are at a turning point, hopefully we can turn away from such animal like reactions and become more human, as we supposedly evolve... As far as an appropriate punishment, we can leave that to the 'Lords of Karma'... They don't miss a beat, just waiting for the 'right time'.
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--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Duveyoung <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > Off, > > You're hardly worth a post, but just to "go public" with my actual > performance, I knew the article was hinky by the end of the third > sentence. So I guess you're smarter than me for having gotten it > after only two sentences. > > And, again, to all who are so unaware of those who are mentally > deficient and their challenges, remember that the words "idiot, moron > and imbecile" refer to definite I.Q. ranges. > > Whenever someone calls someone an idiot, they are using a scientific > designation such that it becomes an "n-word" for that group of folks.>> idiot is a descriptive term for those who are of obvious slow mental capabilities but profess to be smart...ie. the fundamentalist Anti-TM'rs here. everyone knows that. > This is your sin, Off, but I'm content to let God explain it to you>> Wow, what a nut. God??? WTF?? ! You wouldn't know God if it kracked your ass with 2x4. Don't talk to me about god, you haven't got a clue what god is. Only idiots have to believe in god. Anyways, the rest of your pathetic lecture is not worth more than a speed-reading and delete, because you know that the embarrassingly dense anti-TM crowd are the ones that believed it the longest Mostly because the anti-TM'rs are so desperate for fodder for their gossip-starved pea-brains that they hook on anything with their slimy talons hoping for some dry rotting carrion to chew on. What a bunch of meatheads. OffWorld
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Off, You're hardly worth a post, but just to "go public" with my actual performance, I knew the article was hinky by the end of the third sentence. So I guess you're smarter than me for having gotten it after only two sentences. And, again, to all who are so unaware of those who are mentally deficient and their challenges, remember that the words "idiot, moron and imbecile" refer to definite I.Q. ranges. Whenever someone calls someone an idiot, they are using a scientific designation such that it becomes an "n-word" for that group of folks. This is your sin, Off, but I'm content to let God explain it to you as you're about to leave the body on your deathbed and going south soon. And, as a meat robot, let me inform you that you too are someone with a meathead. If exTMers were/are slow to pick up on the satire, it's entirely understandable given the bizarre nature of the TMO todaysomething which seems to have you as fooled as the article fooled some of us for a few seconds.so whose the dumber? Me for a few seconds, or you for the rest of your life? I'll take my limitations any day. And finally, go take a header into a cesspool you ugly spirited prick, cus, I did my time in the chair, and I'M A TMER more than you are apparently, because at least I cultured my nervous system to nurture and retain and expand my New Age values that had gotten me into TM in the first place; while you seem to have found a way to look in the mirror despite your "universally decried by FFLers" personalitytry to find a single poster here who likes you and quote them about what they think of your personality that you'd be "okay with." You'll fail. I'd rather be an idiot in the official sense than be imprisoned in your POV. Edg --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, off_world_beings <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Duveyoung wrote: > > > > By the time one gets to the end of the piece, it is painfully obvious > > that we've been duped "just enough" to make the thing "real" to TMers > > and grab them only to then dump them into their own pile of steaming > > assumptions.>> > > Fucking idiot. I'm a real TM'r and I knew it was fake in the first 2 > sentences. But judging by the responses of the desperately slow anti-TM > crowd, THEY are the ones that believed it the longest (except for > joerg, who is Swedish, so that doesn't count). Mostly because the anti- > TM'rs are so desperate for fodder for their gossip-starved pea-brains > that they hook on anything with their slimy talons hoping for some dry > rotting carrion to chew on. > > What a bunch of meatheads. > > OffWorld >
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--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Duveyoung <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > By the time one gets to the end of the piece, it is painfully obvious > that we've been duped "just enough" to make the thing "real" to TMers > and grab them only to then dump them into their own pile of steaming > assumptions.>> Fucking idiot. I'm a real TM'r and I knew it was fake in the first 2 sentences. But judging by the responses of the desperately slow anti-TM crowd, THEY are the ones that believed it the longest (except for joerg, who is Swedish, so that doesn't count). Mostly because the anti- TM'rs are so desperate for fodder for their gossip-starved pea-brains that they hook on anything with their slimy talons hoping for some dry rotting carrion to chew on. What a bunch of meatheads. OffWorld
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You mean the newt wasn't a dead give-away? --- Duveyoung <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > By the time one gets to the end of the piece, it is > painfully obvious > that we've been duped "just enough" to make the > thing "real" to TMers > and grab them only to then dump them into their own > pile of steaming > assumptions. > > On April Fool's Day, this would have fooled no one, > right? > > I think satire has the right to use some dirty > tricks like misusing > Reuters' name, but yeah, the writer is flirting with > slander. > > It was uncomfortable as a "gotcha" for me, because, > well, "I was done > got" for a few sentences and had had my blood > chemicals change with a > rush of "what on Earth can the movement do about > this scandal?" So my > anti-TMO emotions were triggered, and I was > petardized. > > I didn't like it, but I bow to the achievement. > > Edg > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, cardemaister > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "John" > wrote: > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, > "guyfawkes91" > > > wrote: > > > > > > > > Reuters 05-02-2008:23:05 by our staff > reporter. > > > > IMO, one shouldn't be using a real name of a news > agency > > in this kind of stuff. I'd prefer e.g. Beuters, > Royters, > > Rutters, Reuterz, or somesuch... > > > > > > > > > > > > Today a small cult based in Holland founded by > the Maharishi of > > > > Beatles fame announced that its leader for > Germany "Raja" Emanuel > > > > Schiffgens has been identified as a government > agent working for the > > > > > Send instant messages to your online friends http://uk.messenger.yahoo.com
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By the time one gets to the end of the piece, it is painfully obvious that we've been duped "just enough" to make the thing "real" to TMers and grab them only to then dump them into their own pile of steaming assumptions. On April Fool's Day, this would have fooled no one, right? I think satire has the right to use some dirty tricks like misusing Reuters' name, but yeah, the writer is flirting with slander. It was uncomfortable as a "gotcha" for me, because, well, "I was done got" for a few sentences and had had my blood chemicals change with a rush of "what on Earth can the movement do about this scandal?" So my anti-TMO emotions were triggered, and I was petardized. I didn't like it, but I bow to the achievement. Edg --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, cardemaister <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "John" wrote: > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "guyfawkes91" > > wrote: > > > > > > Reuters 05-02-2008:23:05 by our staff reporter. > > IMO, one shouldn't be using a real name of a news agency > in this kind of stuff. I'd prefer e.g. Beuters, Royters, > Rutters, Reuterz, or somesuch... > > > > > > > > Today a small cult based in Holland founded by the Maharishi of > > > Beatles fame announced that its leader for Germany "Raja" Emanuel > > > Schiffgens has been identified as a government agent working for the >
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--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "John" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "guyfawkes91" > wrote: > > > > Reuters 05-02-2008:23:05 by our staff reporter. IMO, one shouldn't be using a real name of a news agency in this kind of stuff. I'd prefer e.g. Beuters, Royters, Rutters, Reuterz, or somesuch... > > > > Today a small cult based in Holland founded by the Maharishi of > > Beatles fame announced that its leader for Germany "Raja" Emanuel > > Schiffgens has been identified as a government agent working for the
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--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Louis McKenzie <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > Until I got to the end I thought this was true. Now it seems to be someone > having nothing better to do... > "Reuters 05-02-2008:23:05 by our staff reporter. Today a small cult based in Holland founded by the Maharishi of Beatles fame announced that its leader for Germany "Raja" Emanuel Schiffgens has been identified as a government agent working for the German secret service (BND). For many years the cult has been living under the fear of infiltration by spies from the CIA and other government agencies but it was always thought that the penetration was limited to low level operatives." This phrase tipped me off: "penetration was limited to low level operatives." The rumor I have heard dating back 30+ years is that a CIA operative at the highest level of the TMO outed themselves to MMY who appeared unconcerned at that time. Certainly, the security measures we went through during my Yogic FLying block seemed designed by someone who actually had USED security measures in a real life setting (speaking as a former military person with an inactive NATO Secret clearance), so I realized the second it was "lowest level" that this was bogus. Besides, teh CIA/FBI would easily be able to insert someone into Raja status had they so desired. Lawson
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--- dhamiltony2k5 <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "Rick Archer" > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > > Dear Rick, you should be careful, who is posting > what. > > > > I think, the message with the number 175 678, > > stating, that Raja Emanuel was caught as an BND > agent, > > is really crime. > > > > cheers > > > > joerg. > > > > > Yes Joerg, I'm with you on this entirely. Mr. Rick > Archer clearly > should be brought up for charges of disorderly and > dishonerable > conduct on the internet for allowing such spurious > accusations on his > forum as these accussations against a Raja who so > clearly has his > fingers on the pulse of things. Even if they are > from Reuters. > > It is just contemptible of all decency what things > Rick Archer allows > on this FairfieldLife forum. > > Jai Guru Dev, > -Doug in FF Well, Raja-ji Emanuel certainly has his finger on the pulse of something, but it ain't reality! Oh! Will I lose my dome badge for that comment? Wait a second I don't have a dome badge. Phew, that was close. Jai Guru Dev. > > > > > > > To subscribe, send a message to: > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > Or go to: > http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ > and click 'Join This Group!'Yahoo! Groups Links > > > mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > Be a better friend, newshound, and know-it-all with Yahoo! Mobile. Try it now. http://mobile.yahoo.com/;_ylt=Ahu06i62sR8HDtDypao8Wcj9tAcJ
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--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "guyfawkes91" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > Reuters 05-02-2008:23:05 by our staff reporter. > > Today a small cult based in Holland founded by the Maharishi of > Beatles fame announced that its leader for Germany "Raja" Emanuel > Schiffgens has been identified as a government agent working for the > German secret service (BND). For many years the cult has been living > under the fear of infiltration by spies from the CIA and other > government agencies but it was always thought that the penetration was > limited to low level operatives. A spokesman said "We knew that > someone was sending us off in funny directions but we couldn't work > out who it was. In retrospect his performance in Central America > should have made us suspicious and standing up in front of a German > audience announcing that he planned to succeed where Hitler had failed > was a bit of a giveaway but because he was disguised with a crown we > thought he was one of us." asked how they finally rumbled him the > spokesman said "He overplayed his hand, for years we'd been told that > maintaining high prices meant we would take over the world by teaching > meditation to rich people but it didn't seem to be working and we > thought it must be government agents who were misdirecting us. We > caught him out in a vote over the prices. We all voted to reduce the > prices we charge for learning meditation and he was the only one > holding out for higher prices. He was isolated and it was clear > something funny was going on so we searched his room and found coded > messages from his controller in the BND instructing him to make sure > we kept prices so high no one would learn." > > Asked what they planned to do to him he replied "Well he has to have a > trial and it's well known that government agents float in water so > we've arranged a public test to see if he floats, either that or we'll > see if he's lighter than a duck" > > Another person in the cult claimed "He turned me into a newt! But I > got better" > > Professor Van Dyke a leading Vlodropolgist from the University of > Amsterdam said "We've known for years that they're stark raving > bonkers but we thought it was the lysergic acid in the Argyreia > Nervosa they put in their herbal preparations that was keeping them > tripped out. To discover that it was actually all part of a government > plot is quite a surprise. Though I think the agent must have had some > help from the wood gnomes camped out on the southern perimeter of > their compound otherwise he would have been outed earlier." > > -- ends > Hey Guy, Nice piece of satirical work. I checked the Reuters website to see if this article was present in there. I could not find it. So, as everyone suspects, your article is a piece of fiction. You got us thinking about this one. JR
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--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "Rick Archer" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > Dear Rick, you should be careful, who is posting what. > > I think, the message with the number 175 678, > stating, that Raja Emanuel was caught as an BND agent, > is really crime. > > cheers > > joerg. > Yes Joerg, I'm with you on this entirely. Mr. Rick Archer clearly should be brought up for charges of disorderly and dishonerable conduct on the internet for allowing such spurious accusations on his forum as these accussations against a Raja who so clearly has his fingers on the pulse of things. Even if they are from Reuters. It is just contemptible of all decency what things Rick Archer allows on this FairfieldLife forum. Jai Guru Dev, -Doug in FF
Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Breaking news : "Raja" Schiffgens identified as government agent
Off, that's the post of the week. Deep bow. --- off_world_beings <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > You forgot to mention that Professor Van Dyke of > Amsterdam is the > brother of Dick Van Dyke, who played the nutty > professor in Chitty > Chitty Bang Bang, and the Old Excentric Grandfather > in that movie is > the father of his illigitimate child David Lynch, > who's > character "Giacommetti" in Twin Peaks was based on a > real character > who was in the CIA and a fanatic member of > Scientology, which was > founded by a rebel FreeMason who idolised Aleister > Crowley. > > The plot thickens > > OffWorld > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "guyfawkes91" > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > wrote: > > > > Reuters 05-02-2008:23:05 by our staff reporter. > > > > Today a small cult based in Holland founded by the > Maharishi of > > Beatles fame announced that its leader for Germany > "Raja" Emanuel > > Schiffgens has been identified as a government > agent working for the > > German secret service (BND). For many years the > cult has been living > > under the fear of infiltration by spies from the > CIA and other > > government agencies but it was always thought that > the penetration > was > > limited to low level operatives. A spokesman said > "We knew that > > someone was sending us off in funny directions but > we couldn't work > > out who it was. In retrospect his performance in > Central America > > should have made us suspicious and standing up in > front of a German > > audience announcing that he planned to succeed > where Hitler had > failed > > was a bit of a giveaway but because he was > disguised with a crown we > > thought he was one of us." asked how they finally > rumbled him the > > spokesman said "He overplayed his hand, for years > we'd been told > that > > maintaining high prices meant we would take over > the world by > teaching > > meditation to rich people but it didn't seem to be > working and we > > thought it must be government agents who were > misdirecting us. We > > caught him out in a vote over the prices. We all > voted to reduce the > > prices we charge for learning meditation and he > was the only one > > holding out for higher prices. He was isolated and > it was clear > > something funny was going on so we searched his > room and found coded > > messages from his controller in the BND > instructing him to make sure > > we kept prices so high no one would learn." > > > > Asked what they planned to do to him he replied > "Well he has to > have a > > trial and it's well known that government agents > float in water so > > we've arranged a public test to see if he floats, > either that or > we'll > > see if he's lighter than a duck" > > > > Another person in the cult claimed "He turned me > into a newt! But I > > got better" > > > > Professor Van Dyke a leading Vlodropolgist from > the University of > > Amsterdam said "We've known for years that they're > stark raving > > bonkers but we thought it was the lysergic acid in > the Argyreia > > Nervosa they put in their herbal preparations that > was keeping them > > tripped out. To discover that it was actually all > part of a > government > > plot is quite a surprise. Though I think the agent > must have had > some > > help from the wood gnomes camped out on the > southern perimeter of > > their compound otherwise he would have been outed > earlier." > > > > -- ends > > > > > Send instant messages to your online friends http://uk.messenger.yahoo.com
[FairfieldLife] Re: Breaking news : "Raja" Schiffgens identified as government agent
Oh leave Joerg alone. He's probably Swedish. The Stranglers--"Sweden" (funny stuff) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btJvIQcPlyg OffWorld --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Vaj <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > On May 3, 2008, at 8:16 AM, Rick Archer wrote: > > > I think, the message with the number 175 678, > > stating, that Raja Emanuel was caught as an BND agent, > > is really crime. > > Posted by someone as Guyfawkes, only shows, that some > > people are full of hate. > > > > There is NO such message or news from Reuters in germany. > > > > And I know Emanuel personally. > > > > Just looking into details of that "message": > > It was the maharishi personally, who made the prices. > > I was there in Vlodrop, when he said: > > Having gotten it (the TM) from Guru Dev doesn`t mean > > to give it out cheap. > > > > Would be interesting, to track down, who that guy really is. > > Or think about, wether you accept people to really > > post anonymous about such matters. > > > > cheers > > > > joerg. > > Joerg: > > What would be the appropriate Vedic punishment? After all, we want to > be in accord with natural law! > > We were thinking ghee-boarding may be the way the go, but you know us > crazy Americans. > > Super Radiantly Yours, > > Vaj >
[FairfieldLife] Re: Breaking news : "Raja" Schiffgens identified as government agent
You forgot to mention that Professor Van Dyke of Amsterdam is the brother of Dick Van Dyke, who played the nutty professor in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, and the Old Excentric Grandfather in that movie is the father of his illigitimate child David Lynch, who's character "Giacommetti" in Twin Peaks was based on a real character who was in the CIA and a fanatic member of Scientology, which was founded by a rebel FreeMason who idolised Aleister Crowley. The plot thickens OffWorld --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "guyfawkes91" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > Reuters 05-02-2008:23:05 by our staff reporter. > > Today a small cult based in Holland founded by the Maharishi of > Beatles fame announced that its leader for Germany "Raja" Emanuel > Schiffgens has been identified as a government agent working for the > German secret service (BND). For many years the cult has been living > under the fear of infiltration by spies from the CIA and other > government agencies but it was always thought that the penetration was > limited to low level operatives. A spokesman said "We knew that > someone was sending us off in funny directions but we couldn't work > out who it was. In retrospect his performance in Central America > should have made us suspicious and standing up in front of a German > audience announcing that he planned to succeed where Hitler had failed > was a bit of a giveaway but because he was disguised with a crown we > thought he was one of us." asked how they finally rumbled him the > spokesman said "He overplayed his hand, for years we'd been told that > maintaining high prices meant we would take over the world by teaching > meditation to rich people but it didn't seem to be working and we > thought it must be government agents who were misdirecting us. We > caught him out in a vote over the prices. We all voted to reduce the > prices we charge for learning meditation and he was the only one > holding out for higher prices. He was isolated and it was clear > something funny was going on so we searched his room and found coded > messages from his controller in the BND instructing him to make sure > we kept prices so high no one would learn." > > Asked what they planned to do to him he replied "Well he has to have a > trial and it's well known that government agents float in water so > we've arranged a public test to see if he floats, either that or we'll > see if he's lighter than a duck" > > Another person in the cult claimed "He turned me into a newt! But I > got better" > > Professor Van Dyke a leading Vlodropolgist from the University of > Amsterdam said "We've known for years that they're stark raving > bonkers but we thought it was the lysergic acid in the Argyreia > Nervosa they put in their herbal preparations that was keeping them > tripped out. To discover that it was actually all part of a government > plot is quite a surprise. Though I think the agent must have had some > help from the wood gnomes camped out on the southern perimeter of > their compound otherwise he would have been outed earlier." > > -- ends >
[FairfieldLife] Re: Breaking news : "Raja" Schiffgens identified as government agent
A good example of the impossibility of anyone continuing the powerful TM and related transcending techniques while trying to maintain a rigid egoic image of themselves-- IMO why many people either become increasingly fundamentalist, bordering on craziness, as a reaction against the ever expanding and encroaching transcendence in their lives while continuing the techniques, waging a desperate yet futile fight against the inevitable and strong tide of disillusion, or quit doing TM altogether. --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Peter <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > Ha! I knew this was going to happen. The TMO is so far > gone, they can't even see humor in parody. When a > group can not laugh at its underbelly and claims they > have no underbelly, you know they are in deep shit and > never coming out. > > --- Rick Archer <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > Dear Rick, you should be careful, who is posting > > what. > > > > I think, the message with the number 175 678, > > stating, that Raja Emanuel was caught as an BND > > agent, > > is really crime. > > Posted by someone as Guyfawkes, only shows, that > > some > > people are full of hate. > > > > There is NO such message or news from Reuters in > > germany. > > > > And I know Emanuel personally. > > > > Just looking into details of that "message": > > It was the maharishi personally, who made the > > prices. > > I was there in Vlodrop, when he said: > > Having gotten it (the TM) from Guru Dev doesn`t mean > > to give it out cheap. > > > > Would be interesting, to track down, who that guy > > really is. > > Or think about, wether you accept people to really > > post anonymous about such matters. > > > > cheers > > > > joerg. > > > > > > > > > > No virus found in this outgoing message. > > Checked by AVG. > > Version: 7.5.524 / Virus Database: 269.23.7/1409 - > > Release Date: 5/1/2008 > > 8:39 AM > > > > > > > > _ ___ > Be a better friend, newshound, and > know-it-all with Yahoo! Mobile. Try it now. http://mobile.yahoo.com/;_ylt=Ahu06i62sR8HDtDypao8Wcj9tAcJ >
[FairfieldLife] Re: Breaking news : "Raja" Schiffgens identified as government agent
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Angela Mailander <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > Give poor Joerg a break. He's German. We are highly > serious people. > I wrote "some parts of Europe" rather than simply "Germany" just so I wouldn't offend you. Nice to know you wouldn't have minded ;-) > > --- hermandan0 <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > Strange too, that some folks see humor as hate. > > What's that saying > > again? Oh yeah -- knowledge is structured in > > consciousness! > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "hugheshugo" > > wrote: > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "Rick > > Archer" wrote: > > > > > > > > Dear Rick, you should be careful, who is posting > > what. > > > > > > > > I think, the message with the number 175 678, > > > > stating, that Raja Emanuel was caught as an BND > > agent, > > > > is really crime. > > > > Posted by someone as Guyfawkes, only shows, that > > some > > > > people are full of hate. > > > > > > > > > > > > Yeah you'd better be careful Rick, humour is still > > a > > > crime in some parts of Europe. We could have you > > extradited > > > as part of Guy Fawkes' sinister new plot. You know > > > what happened after the last one. > > > > > > Nice to know international are on the case though, > > > stamping out fun wherever it my arise. > > > > > > > > > > > > Send instant messages to your online friends http://uk.messenger.yahoo.com >
Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Breaking news : "Raja" Schiffgens identified as government agent
Give poor Joerg a break. He's German. We are highly serious people. --- hermandan0 <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Strange too, that some folks see humor as hate. > What's that saying > again? Oh yeah -- knowledge is structured in > consciousness! > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "hugheshugo" > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "Rick > Archer" wrote: > > > > > > Dear Rick, you should be careful, who is posting > what. > > > > > > I think, the message with the number 175 678, > > > stating, that Raja Emanuel was caught as an BND > agent, > > > is really crime. > > > Posted by someone as Guyfawkes, only shows, that > some > > > people are full of hate. > > > > > > > > Yeah you'd better be careful Rick, humour is still > a > > crime in some parts of Europe. We could have you > extradited > > as part of Guy Fawkes' sinister new plot. You know > > what happened after the last one. > > > > Nice to know international are on the case though, > > stamping out fun wherever it my arise. > > > > > Send instant messages to your online friends http://uk.messenger.yahoo.com
[FairfieldLife] Re: Breaking news : "Raja" Schiffgens identified as government agent
Strange too, that some folks see humor as hate. What's that saying again? Oh yeah -- knowledge is structured in consciousness! --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "hugheshugo" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "Rick Archer" wrote: > > > > Dear Rick, you should be careful, who is posting what. > > > > I think, the message with the number 175 678, > > stating, that Raja Emanuel was caught as an BND agent, > > is really crime. > > Posted by someone as Guyfawkes, only shows, that some > > people are full of hate. > > > > Yeah you'd better be careful Rick, humour is still a > crime in some parts of Europe. We could have you extradited > as part of Guy Fawkes' sinister new plot. You know > what happened after the last one. > > Nice to know international are on the case though, > stamping out fun wherever it my arise. >
[FairfieldLife] Re: Breaking news : "Raja" Schiffgens identified as government agent
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "Rick Archer" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > Dear Rick, you should be careful, who is posting what. > > I think, the message with the number 175 678, > stating, that Raja Emanuel was caught as an BND agent, > is really crime. > Posted by someone as Guyfawkes, only shows, that some > people are full of hate. > > There is NO such message or news from Reuters in germany. > > And I know Emanuel personally. > > Just looking into details of that "message": > It was the maharishi personally, who made the prices. > I was there in Vlodrop, when he said: > Having gotten it (the TM) from Guru Dev doesn`t mean > to give it out cheap. > > Would be interesting, to track down, who that guy really is. > Or think about, wether you accept people to really > post anonymous about such matters. > > cheers > > joerg. > Yeah you'd better be careful Rick, humour is still a crime in some parts of Europe. We could have you extradited as part of Guy Fawkes' sinister new plot. You know what happened after the last one. Nice to know international are on the case though, stamping out fun wherever it my arise. > > > No virus found in this outgoing message. > Checked by AVG. > Version: 7.5.524 / Virus Database: 269.23.7/1409 - Release Date: 5/1/2008 > 8:39 AM >
[FairfieldLife] Re: Breaking news : "Raja" Schiffgens identified as government agent
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "Rick Archer" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> forwared: > > Dear Rick, you should be careful, who is posting what. > > I think, the message with the number 175 678, > stating, that Raja Emanuel was caught as an BND agent, > is really crime. > Posted by someone as Guyfawkes, only shows, that some > people are full of hate. > > There is NO such message or news from Reuters in germany. > > And I know Emanuel personally. > > Just looking into details of that "message": > It was the maharishi personally, who made the prices. > I was there in Vlodrop, when he said: > Having gotten it (the TM) from Guru Dev doesn`t mean > to give it out cheap. > > Would be interesting, to track down, who that guy really is. > Or think about, wether you accept people to really > post anonymous about such matters. > > cheers > > joerg. I think we've just met Raja Emanuel's gay and equally humorless lover.
