I was getting worried that I might have to jump in and explain the
joke. It's never a good sign if you have to explain your jokes to the
audience.
As for the rest of it, I'll just leave the gossip grapevine to fill
everyone in.
But Angela has a point. Didn't you guys ever
see Monty Python
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Tom azgrey@ wrote:
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend jstein@ wrote:
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Tom azgrey@ wrote:
Shame on you Angela.
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, satvadude108 [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
You ain't seen nuthin yet dude. Wait till she starts her
race baiting, it gets really interesting then. She just
don't like the uppity ones. Best to put on a garland of
garlic and read other posts. I've been
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Rick Archer [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
Hi Rick,
nice discussion.
Good points raised.
But really:
Guy Fawkes Day is Nov 5th.
And Aprils Fools Day is April 1st.
So the guy sending this blame against
Raja Emanuel definitely has something
against
More posts like yours please, this group needs to lighten up, it gets
too heavy too easily.
There's a lot of untapped comic potential in the TMO and there are
hundreds of people out there who are desperate for a laugh but are
scared of what might happen to them or their kids if they tell their
--- Rick Archer [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
Hi Rick,
nice discussion.
Good points raised.
But really:
Guy Fawkes Day is Nov 5th.
And Aprils Fools Day is April 1st.
So the guy sending this blame against
Raja Emanuel definitely has something
against him.
It would be nice to ask
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, hugheshugo
[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Rick Archer rick@ wrote:
Hi Rick,
nice discussion.
Good points raised.
But really:
Guy Fawkes Day is Nov 5th.
And Aprils Fools Day is April 1st.
So the guy
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Peter [EMAIL PROTECTED]
wrote:
--- Rick Archer [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
Hi Rick,
nice discussion.
Good points raised.
But really:
Guy Fawkes Day is Nov 5th.
And Aprils Fools Day is April 1st.
So the guy sending this blame against
On May 4, 2008, at 2:10 AM, hugheshugo wrote:
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Duveyoung [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
go take a header into a cesspool you ugly spirited prick
And from the very same sentence:
at least I cultured my nervous system to nurture
and retain and expand my New
Höjööh Rick,
my friend Peter from Sweden solved it for me:
You can post that , if you like
In my world there is a lot of people, each having their own view of what's
going on. I think it's built in, that we all have different opinions and
ideas. Of course someone thinks this or that, and
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Vaj [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
On May 4, 2008, at 2:10 AM, hugheshugo wrote:
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Duveyoung no_reply@ wrote:
go take a header into a cesspool you ugly spirited prick
And from the very same sentence:
at
On May 5, 2008, at 8:02 AM, Rick Archer wrote:
And you are from Sweden. Without doubt. That's why you can't
levitate. Everyone knows Swedes can't levitate. So that's the truth!
That's why they have reindeer silly.
You're right--jokes and ironies need significant
linguistic or contextual signals that can easily be
pointed to. If you haven't really done that and then
claim afterwards that we were all supposed to have
gotten it, or we're more stupefied than you are,
you'll come off as lame, disingenuous and
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
snip
Oh, I think everyone understands perfectly,
Jude. What's really crucial to you is
bashing Barry. This post marks the 100th
such bash since I said I wasn't going to
be sucked into any more of your arguments
again.
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, guyfawkes91 [EMAIL PROTECTED]
wrote:
I once tried to run a contest in a newsletter, offering MAPI products
for the best answer to the question How many TMers does it take to
screw in a lightbulb? but the center chair edited it out of the final
version as not
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, hermandan0 [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, guyfawkes91 guyfawkes91@
wrote:
I once tried to run a contest in a newsletter, offering MAPI
products
for the best answer to the question How many TMers does it take to
screw in
From: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
On Behalf Of hermandan0
Sent: Monday, May 05, 2008 9:30 AM
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Breaking news : Raja Schiffgens identified as
government agent
--- In HYPERLINK
mailto:FairfieldLife
Angela, didn't the reference to being turned into a
newt trigger your funny bone meter?
--- Angela Mailander [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
You're right--jokes and ironies need significant
linguistic or contextual signals that can easily be
pointed to. If you haven't really done that and
then
--- Rick Archer [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
From: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
[mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
On Behalf Of hermandan0
Sent: Monday, May 05, 2008 9:30 AM
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Breaking news : Raja
Schiffgens identified as
government
--- hugheshugo [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Peter
[EMAIL PROTECTED]
wrote:
--- Rick Archer [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
Hi Rick,
nice discussion.
Good points raised.
But really:
Guy Fawkes Day is Nov 5th.
And Aprils Fools Day
: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
[mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
On Behalf Of hermandan0
Sent: Monday, May 05, 2008 9:30 AM
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Breaking news : Raja
Schiffgens identified as
government agent
--- In HYPERLINK
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, curtisdeltablues
[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
How many TMers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's never happened.
First they were too busy coming up with excuses
for why no one has ever flown yet to change
the light bulb.
And then someone realized
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Vaj [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
On May 4, 2008, at 2:10 AM, hugheshugo wrote:
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Duveyoung no_reply@
wrote:
go take a header into a cesspool you ugly spirited prick
And from the very same sentence:
at
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, sandiego108 [EMAIL PROTECTED]
wrote:
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Vaj vajradhatu@ wrote:
On May 4, 2008, at 2:10 AM, hugheshugo wrote:
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Duveyoung no_reply@
wrote:
go take a header
Of course it did. I was being duped until I got to
the newt.
--- Peter [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
Angela, didn't the reference to being turned into a
newt trigger your funny bone meter?
--- Angela Mailander [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
You're right--jokes and ironies need significant
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, curtisdeltablues
[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
How many TMers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None...MMY sez do nothing and accomplish everything...
One...the rest ran away from the snake...
How many ex-TMers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
On May 5, 2008, at 9:53 AM, Peter wrote:
Angela, didn't the reference to being turned into a
newt trigger your funny bone meter?
Angela's from Germany, Peter. They do things like
that over there all the time.
Sal
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, cardemaister [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, off_world_beings no_reply@
wrote:
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, cardemaister no_reply@ wrote:
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, off_world_beings no_reply@
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Hugo [EMAIL PROTECTED]
wrote:
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, sandiego108 sandiego108@
wrote:
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Vaj vajradhatu@ wrote:
On May 4, 2008, at 2:10 AM, hugheshugo wrote:
--- In
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Duveyoung [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
go take a header into a cesspool you ugly spirited prick
And from the very same sentence:
at least I cultured my nervous system to nurture
and retain and expand my New Age values
Love it.
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Angela Mailander
[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
You mean the newt wasn't a dead give-away?
Guess not. For me the tip-off was in the first
sentence: a small cult based in Holland.
The reality of that statement was perfectly
calculated to push the buttons of TM
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, off_world_beings [EMAIL PROTECTED]
wrote:
sentences. But judging by the responses of the desperately slow anti-TM
crowd, THEY are the ones that believed it the longest (except for
joerg, who is Swedish,
Really? That feels like a German Björn (b-yoern)
Yeah, I'm a hypocrite, but I know it, and I know that I should apply
mercy and forgiveness to those who are psychologically broken like the
tragic wrecks that you and Off are, but I have my limits -- which I'm
trying to grow out of. I'm figuring another ten years before the likes
of you can be
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Duveyoung [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
Yeah, I'm a hypocrite, but I know it, and I know that I should
apply mercy and forgiveness to those who are psychologically
broken like the tragic wrecks that you and Off are...
Not to mention the fact that I
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Duveyoung [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
Yeah, I'm a hypocrite, but I know it, and I know that I should apply
mercy and forgiveness to those who are psychologically broken like
the
tragic wrecks that you and Off are, but I have my limits -- which
I'm
trying
All in all, a pretty good soliliquoy. I see this right before
intermission, deserving a pretty good round of applause. Really
sets the stage for act II.
piece of --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, hugheshugo
[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Duveyoung
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Duveyoung [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
I'm not a cheek turner as much as I like the philosophy -- to
me, turning a cheek is like a supreme zen moment -- it'd better
be real. Faking one's turning of a cheek is, oh let's ballpark
it, about ten zillion times
On May 4, 2008, at 7:59 AM, Duveyoung wrote:
My lashing out is a set of words on message boards -- that's my
sublimation -- I don't drive fast, drink to excess, chew my
fingernails, have insomnia, sic the snow-cops my shit-head neighbor
who never once shoveled his walk in the worse winter of
Your biggest problem is not hypocrisy but your persistent abuse of
other posters on this forum and also your repugnant racism. You
condemn others for racism but seem to think that racism is perfectly
OK as long as it is directed against whites. Below for example is a
snip from your post of a week
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
snip
Edg is a putz, and I really don't want to spend
any more of my Sunday thinking about him, but I
just had to comment on the above.
Sez Barry, who then proceeds to lecture Edg on his
inability to control himself.
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Angela Mailander
[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
That's a misunderstanding of the Now. It contains all
of the past and all of the future. Otherwise,
Alzheimer's would be enlightenment.
And you are positive it is not?
That's a misunderstanding of the Now. It contains all
of the past and all of the future. Otherwise,
Alzheimer's would be enlightenment.
--- authfriend [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB
[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
snip
Edg is a putz, and I really
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, new.morning [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Angela Mailander
mailander111@ wrote:
That's a misunderstanding of the Now. It contains all
of the past and all of the future. Otherwise,
Alzheimer's would be
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, curtisdeltablues
[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, new.morning no_reply@ wrote:
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Angela Mailander
mailander111@ wrote:
That's a misunderstanding of the Now. It contains all
of
MAD -- M. Ayurvedic Depends. For when you are so absorbed in God,
that you just don't give a crap.
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, new.morning [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, curtisdeltablues
curtisdeltablues@ wrote:
--- In
Yogi Awakanada, how did you reach this pinnacle of human achievement,
the grandeur or Divine Consciousness, at ONE with ALL and with Eternity?
Hey, I am not so special. I put my Depends on one leg at a time.
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, new.morning [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
MAD --
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, new.morning [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
MAD -- M. Ayurvedic Depends. For when you are so absorbed in God,
that you just don't give a crap.
MAD -- For the bahkti that totally Depends on God.
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, new.morning
Co-Dependent Depends -- For the tantric couple that flows with the
universe.
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, new.morning [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, new.morning no_reply@ wrote:
MAD -- M. Ayurvedic Depends. For when you are so absorbed in God,
On May 4, 2008, at 12:30 PM, new.morning wrote:
MAD -- M. Ayurvedic Depends. For when you are so absorbed in God,
that you just don't give a crap.
Now that's what I call thinking outside the package.
You're on a roll, new.
Sal
Shame on you Angela. Questioning her POV must mean
are a hypocrite, a liar, intellectually dishonest, and
prolly voted for Republican tax cuts for the rich.
No worries. Just cue some nice tunes Hello darkness,
my old friend. I've come to talk with you again.
In
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, cardemaister [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, off_world_beings no_reply@
wrote:
sentences. But judging by the responses of the desperately slow
anti-TM
crowd, THEY are the ones that believed it the longest (except for
Hi Rick,
nice discussion.
Good points raised.
But really:
Guy Fawkes Day is Nov 5th.
And Aprils Fools Day is April 1st.
So the guy sending this blame against
Raja Emanuel definitely has something
against him.
It would be nice to ask this Guy Fawkes to
identify himself and state his real
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, off_world_beings [EMAIL PROTECTED]
wrote:
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, cardemaister no_reply@ wrote:
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, off_world_beings no_reply@
wrote:
sentences. But judging by the responses of the desperately
Strictly speaking, we all should have known that it
was a joke when the guy was referred to as Raja in
the first sentence and without quotation marks.
Reuters would have used only the guy's first and last
names.
I don't think serious damage was intended. If there
had been such intent, the
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Tom [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
Shame on you Angela. Questioning her POV must mean
are a hypocrite, a liar, intellectually dishonest, and
prolly voted for Republican tax cuts for the rich.
Uh, toots, the POV that Angela was questioning was
the purest
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Tom azgrey@ wrote:
Shame on you Angela. Questioning her POV must mean
are a hypocrite, a liar, intellectually dishonest, and
prolly voted for Republican tax cuts for the
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Tom [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend jstein@ wrote:
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Tom azgrey@ wrote:
Shame on you Angela. Questioning her POV must mean
are a hypocrite, a liar, intellectually
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Tom azgrey@ wrote:
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend jstein@ wrote:
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Tom azgrey@ wrote:
Shame on you Angela.
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Tom [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend jstein@ wrote:
snip
Translation: Ooopsie, I really put my foot in it,
didn't I? Let's see now, how will I recoup? I know!
I'll give the etymology of sarcasm and pretend I
You ain't seen nuthin yet dude. Wait till she starts her race baiting,
it gets really interesting then. She just don't like the uppity
ones. Best to put on a garland of garlic and read other posts.
I've been wanting to ask TurquoiseB if it is possible that he was a
Jesuit exorcist before the
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, satvadude108 [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
You ain't seen nuthin yet dude. Wait till she starts her
race baiting
Never have, never will.
Doncha kinda wish you had a legitimate
complaint and didn't have to keep making
stuff up?
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Rick Archer [EMAIL PROTECTED]
forwared:
Dear Rick, you should be careful, who is posting what.
I think, the message with the number 175 678,
stating, that Raja Emanuel was caught as an BND agent,
is really crime.
Posted by someone as Guyfawkes, only
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Rick Archer [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
Dear Rick, you should be careful, who is posting what.
I think, the message with the number 175 678,
stating, that Raja Emanuel was caught as an BND agent,
is really crime.
Posted by someone as Guyfawkes, only
Strange too, that some folks see humor as hate. What's that saying
again? Oh yeah -- knowledge is structured in consciousness!
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, hugheshugo
[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Rick Archer rick@ wrote:
Dear Rick, you should be
Give poor Joerg a break. He's German. We are highly
serious people.
--- hermandan0 [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
Strange too, that some folks see humor as hate.
What's that saying
again? Oh yeah -- knowledge is structured in
consciousness!
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, hugheshugo
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Angela Mailander
[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
Give poor Joerg a break. He's German. We are highly
serious people.
I wrote some parts of Europe rather than simply
Germany just so I wouldn't offend you. Nice to
know you wouldn't have minded ;-)
---
A good example of the impossibility of anyone continuing the
powerful TM and related transcending techniques while trying to
maintain a rigid egoic image of themselves-- IMO why many people
either become increasingly fundamentalist, bordering on craziness,
as a reaction against the ever
You forgot to mention that Professor Van Dyke of Amsterdam is the
brother of Dick Van Dyke, who played the nutty professor in Chitty
Chitty Bang Bang, and the Old Excentric Grandfather in that movie is
the father of his illigitimate child David Lynch, who's
character Giacommetti in Twin Peaks
Oh leave Joerg alone. He's probably Swedish.
The Stranglers--Sweden (funny stuff)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btJvIQcPlyg
OffWorld
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Vaj [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
On May 3, 2008, at 8:16 AM, Rick Archer wrote:
I think, the message with the number
Off, that's the post of the week. Deep bow.
--- off_world_beings [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
You forgot to mention that Professor Van Dyke of
Amsterdam is the
brother of Dick Van Dyke, who played the nutty
professor in Chitty
Chitty Bang Bang, and the Old Excentric Grandfather
in that
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Rick Archer [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
Dear Rick, you should be careful, who is posting what.
I think, the message with the number 175 678,
stating, that Raja Emanuel was caught as an BND agent,
is really crime.
cheers
joerg.
Yes Joerg, I'm
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, guyfawkes91 [EMAIL PROTECTED]
wrote:
Reuters 05-02-2008:23:05 by our staff reporter.
Today a small cult based in Holland founded by the Maharishi of
Beatles fame announced that its leader for Germany Raja Emanuel
Schiffgens has been identified as a
--- dhamiltony2k5 [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Rick Archer
[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
Dear Rick, you should be careful, who is posting
what.
I think, the message with the number 175 678,
stating, that Raja Emanuel was caught as an BND
agent,
is
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Louis McKenzie [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
Until I got to the end I thought this was true. Now it seems to be someone
having
nothing better to do...
Reuters 05-02-2008:23:05 by our staff reporter.
Today a small cult based in Holland founded by the
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, John [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, guyfawkes91 guyfawkes91@
wrote:
Reuters 05-02-2008:23:05 by our staff reporter.
IMO, one shouldn't be using a real name of a news agency
in this kind of stuff. I'd prefer e.g.
By the time one gets to the end of the piece, it is painfully obvious
that we've been duped just enough to make the thing real to TMers
and grab them only to then dump them into their own pile of steaming
assumptions.
On April Fool's Day, this would have fooled no one, right?
I think satire has
You mean the newt wasn't a dead give-away?
--- Duveyoung [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
By the time one gets to the end of the piece, it is
painfully obvious
that we've been duped just enough to make the
thing real to TMers
and grab them only to then dump them into their own
pile of steaming
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Duveyoung [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
By the time one gets to the end of the piece, it is painfully obvious
that we've been duped just enough to make the thing real to TMers
and grab them only to then dump them into their own pile of steaming
assumptions.
Off,
You're hardly worth a post, but just to go public with my actual
performance, I knew the article was hinky by the end of the third
sentence. So I guess you're smarter than me for having gotten it
after only two sentences.
And, again, to all who are so unaware of those who are mentally
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Duveyoung [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
Off,
You're hardly worth a post, but just to go public with my actual
performance, I knew the article was hinky by the end of the third
sentence. So I guess you're smarter than me for having gotten it
after only two
(snip)
What would be the appropriate Vedic punishment? After all, we want to
be in accord with natural law!
We were thinking ghee-boarding may be the way the go, but you know us
crazy Americans.
Super Radiantly Yours,
Vaj
I heard today, that water-boarding was only the first
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