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- [19] News coming in spurts - Posted Monday, November 27, 2000 by redend: Due to completely avoidable problems the news will be coming in spurts and globs today. We can confirm that rumours about the RED NEWS Xmas party - which was to be held in a brewery - having to be cancelled due to inability to organise beer supply are absolutely and completely true. Check back later for more. - [18 ] Fabien sings - tie a red ribbon - Posted Monday, November 27, 2000 by redend: Fabien, along with plenty of french artists, has recorded a song for the campaign against AIDS. - [17] Vialli starts coaching course - Posted Monday, November 27, 2000 by redend: GIANLUCA VIALLI has begun a fast-track course at the FA to become a fully qualified Uefa coach. Maybe his successor could benefit from it more judging by the Rent Boys recent run of results. - [16] Robbo to step down - Posted Monday, November 27, 2000 by redend: El Tel has agreed to become Middlesbrough's new manager, with Robbo stepping down to be his assistant, as an official announcement is expected soon. Although Venables is understood to have accepted the offer some minor details need to be finalised. You better watch El Tel - he'll end up buying the club for a quid or something. Robbo last worked with Venables during Euro 96. It represents something of a backward step for him but it gets Boro chairman Steve Gibson off the hook as he's been coming under pressure to sack Robbo. One banner at Saturday's match read: "Robbo - You are the weakest link - Goodbye." - [15] Keep up lads - Pa Madou Kah - its old hat - Posted Monday, November 27, 2000 by redend: Teamtalk are running the story about potential transfer target Pa Madou Kah. The same story we had as item [6] on Friday and originally covered on Saturday 11th November. Now to be fair Teamtalk are usually pretty good and we don't mind admitting we get a few stories off them. Shame they never credit us for stories they get from us - even though they monitor our news several times a day. - [14] Healy - Norwich no go - Posted Monday, November 27, 2000 by redend: Norwich manager Bryan Hamilton has failed in a bid to sign David Healy. His attempts to land Healy in a temporary or permanent move have been knocked back by Fergie. Hamilton: "I watched him in a reserve match last week and afterwards I spoke to Sir Alex Ferguson. He wants to keep Healy at least for the minute and anyway, the fee they would want if he did move is out of our range." So why bother asking then you plonker? - [13] Italian Moodies - Posted Monday, November 27, 2000 by redend: Fans smashed seats in the stands and hurled objects onto the field as violence marred Serie A matches in Reggio Calabria and Turin. The most serious disturbance occurred in Reggio Calabria, southern Italy,where the steady launch of objects and pieces of plastic seats from the stands forced referee PierLuigi Collina (El Slappo) to end the Reggina-Brescia match six minutes before the normal time. Brescia were leading 3-0 and they expect to have their victory validated by the league. Reggina fans went loopy after a seventh consecutive defeat loomed. Maine Road next then? In Turin, groups of Verona fans rioted at the end of the Juve match, which the Old Lady eventually won 2-1.They damaged stadium seats and other facilities and hurled objects at riot police. Six fans were arrested and 15 were taken into custody and released after being notified charges of resisting police and causing damage. Four policemen were slightly injured in scattered clashes. Scenes soon to be repeated in Moss Side no doubt. And when city have finished rioting, GMP will clip a couple of them around the ear and say "don't do it again". They will then proceed to arrest a number of Reds for farting - in a totally unrelated incident. You can't beat British justice though. - [12] Statto extrapolation (not a sexual practice) - Posted Monday, November 27, 2000 by redend: Well I suppose it could be, if you have false hands sticking out of your anorak sleeves, but... If everything continues like this for the rest of the season (it won't) We will have 91.20 points We will have scored 98.80 goals We will have conceded 25.33 goals We will finish 20.28 points ahead of the next team Mind you, let's not forget we've only played 39.47 percent of the season so far (Smack - Ow) - [11] Thank you very much for ---
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- [29] I wish - Posted Monday, November 27, 2000 by tb: With reference earlier to the Red News organisation skills in the Xmas party front. Not being able to secure a beer in a brewery would be far more preferable considering I have to take my life in my hands at Anfield of all bloody places for my firms attempt at some festive cheer. And the day before the mickeys descend on OT too! - [28] Monkey's heed speaks - Posted Monday, November 27, 2000 by tb: As Reid reckons: "They're the best about but I'm sure we'll give them a game. We were poor at Old Trafford this season, we didn't compete so we'll be up for it on Tuesday - [27] Another Utd target? - Posted Monday, November 27, 2000 by tb: Tottenham are the latest club to be linked with highly rated strike ace Neil Harris. Manchester United and Coventry City also had spies at Oldham at the weekend to watch Harris help The Lions to the top of the Second Division table. - [26] Fergie on Mackem challenge - Posted Monday, November 27, 2000 by tb: "It's a big challenge because they're going up to Wearside with 45,000 screaming Sunderland fans," "That should be good for them and I think they will enjoy it. It is a test of character in a way and it's a test of their temperament. "That's what we're looking at in this situation and I think they'll do well." Let's hope the result doesn't induce any more heart attacks - [25] And the point you are making is? - Posted Monday, November 27, 2000 by tb: As ITV execs are wetting themselves at the prospect of Wednesday's documentary on Posh and Becks exceeding the viewing figures for Utd's Champons League games or Match of the Day. Apparently they reckon it might get near the 15 million for 26/5/99. Two words - so what??? - [24] Black cat's eye view - Posted Monday, November 27, 2000 by tb: According to Ready to go: Quinn & Phillips are pencilled in to start along with Sorensen, Kilbane, Craddock, Thome, Arca, Williams & Rae, though one of the central defenders may be rested to the bench to give Varga a run out. Paul Thirwell may come into contention along with John Oster as Don Hutchison is epxected to be rested due to a niggling injury he is carrying as is Chris Makin. There will no place on the bench for McCann or Schwarz as Reidy will not risk these players still not a full fitness. Dichio & Reddy will be on the bench along with Peteers. - [23] When the kids are United - Posted Monday, November 27, 2000 by tb: As capt Phil Nev says: "Lads that are on the fringes of Man United could walk into almost any other Premiership club, so it shows the quality of the managers first eleven and the quality of the players below," Expect to see some or all of the following in tomorrows line up: Chadwick, O'Shea, Healy, Stewart, Danny Webber and Mark Lynch - [22] Ted - One love - Posted Monday, November 27, 2000 by tb: "You never get bored with it. Never get bored with winning at all, especially in London with all these Arsenal supporters and Chelsea and West Ham. "I was estatic last year when we won it by 18 points and I'll be estatic this year if we win it by 24 points." "Even if my lad wasn't playing for them and he went abroad or whatever, my first love would be Man United. "I just want to win - I want to win everything, I just love it," he added. "Eight points clear at the moment - I wish it was 18, even now!" Easy Ted, easy, don't want to upset Arsene Wenger do we? oh we do, ok - [21] Ted on Fab - Posted Monday, November 27, 2000 by tb: "Even Fabien Barthez has come in as someone new and has slotted in, and the players absolutely love him." As do we Ted, as do we - [20] Father Ted speaks - Posted Monday, November 27, 2000 by tb: "With Manchester United there are no superstars, no matter what people say," "No matter what they've got and no matter what they do, they are all as one, that's the difference. "And that is what is special about the club, the team, and the manager. "I've got the utmost respect for him, for what he has done for my lad, and for what he's done for my family." The feeling is mutual, as there can be no doubt that his dad has helped Becks keep on track when many would have cracked "I watch a lot of football on TV and I look at games analyse them. You watch when a player from any other team scores - just watch how many p
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- [19] Eidos announce massive losses - Posted Tuesday, November 28, 2000 by bar-knee: Computer Games company Eidos announced massive losses of £19 million for the last year. Now who is it they sponsor again? - [18] Fortune on tonight - Posted Tuesday, November 28, 2000 by bar-knee: "Our confidence is so high, as we showed against Watford. We've got to win at Sunderland first, but I think we can go all the way. We've got young players here who are capable of doing a lot." Incidentally, his SA countryman Gary Bailey gave an exclusive interview for Red News on what he's up to these days and his time at United - in the new issue of Red News, issue 73, out for sale at Old Trafford on Saturday! - [17] Chadwick says 'Oi, Arsenal, NO!' - Posted Tuesday, November 28, 2000 by bar-knee: As Luke Chadwick turned down the Arse in 1995 to sign schoolboy terms for Utd: "In the end, both clubs offered me terms, but I thought Old Trafford was much friendlier and I headed north. I played in the junior leagues before being offered a four year contract last season - that was the best moment of my life." - [16] Likely team tonight - Posted Tuesday, November 28, 2000 by bar-knee: United Van der Gouw, Clegg, Johnsen, O'Shea, Phil Neville, Chadwick, Greening, Wallwork, Fortune, Solskjaer, Yorke. If Greening does play tonight it will cost United a further payment of £100,000 to York for his 20th appearance for Utd and part of the financial deal for his old club. So far the deal has cost us £850,000. Recouping may come in the way of Alex Notman who is set to sign for Norwich. - [15] Lawrenson says league is over - Posted Tuesday, November 28, 2000 by bar-knee: Mark Lawrenson: "The rest of the Premiership might as well pack up and go home - the title race is over before the end of November. It is a sad day for English football, but Manchester United's eight point lead is an insurmountable lead at the top of the table" - [14] Jim Smith speaks some sense - Posted Tuesday, November 28, 2000 by bar-knee: "United have everything. And the rest of us just have to face up to the fact - no matter how unpalatable it is - that Manchester United are just getting better and better all the time" - [13] Latest share price - Posted Tuesday, November 28, 2000 by bar-knee: Up 1p at 241. - [12] More from our sponsors - Posted Tuesday, November 28, 2000 by bar-knee: As Vodafone notched up half year profits of £1.82 billion - their Xmas gift to their staff is...a Mars Bumper chocolate stocking, costing £1.99! - [11] Whore in Leeds - Posted Tuesday, November 28, 2000 by bar-knee: And not of the Sheep variety either. The whore tag was apparently the insult that Arse player Robert Pires threw at David O'Leary after the Leeds boss kept (why?) blowing kisses at Pires during the game and then afterwards in the tunnel area. Happy times on Sunday - the ABUs have started dividing and ruling, starting to hate each other - can we ask for anything more. A possible 3 match ban for Viera if a video of his actions in the game on Sunday find him guilty? Anything else? - [10] Forward planning by Utd - Posted Tuesday, November 28, 2000 by bar-knee: Manchester United have booked 25 rooms at the most luxurious hotel in Walesfor the weekend of the F.A Cup final, which will be played at Cardiff's Millennium Stadium. (well, you've got to expect haven't you!). United have booked four days accomodation for their entire first team squad at the Vale of Glamorgan Golf and Country Club from May 9th to May 13th - including the scheduled date of the final on May 12th. The estimated cost for United's party will be around $15,000 for four days at the hotel complex, which is ten miles outside Cardiff. The hotel said: "It is not out policy to discuss who our guests are" as the ABUs will be up in anger once again what with all this current talk of domestic domination - when surely it makes sense with so few hotels around Cardiff and as you can do for a Euro away as a fan, you can always cancel if it doesn't come off. We've already heard Reds saying they plan to book hotels in Cardiff for that weekend on the same principle! - [9] Slight mistake apparently - Posted Tuesday, November 28, 2000 by bar-knee: In Becks' new tattoo on his arm which w
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- [25] Fergie - we haven't won the league I say - Posted Tuesday, November 28, 2000 by bar-knee: As we're made 1/12 on favourties for the league with the bookies, Fergie rightly tries to calm this nonsense talk down. "I have heard a lot of stuff which has amazed me in the past few days. Yes, it's been a good weekend for us, but we won't be getting distracted from what we have to do. We certainly won't be talking about winning the title until March or April. If you are out in front then, it makes it more difficult for teams to get back at you. There's a long way to go before we get there, the pride of our players will mean they stay focused. They have proved time and time again that they have the appetite for the battle. So, we'll just concentrate on what we're doing and let other people say what they like" - [24] Bizarre: Mexican exorcists - Posted Tuesday, November 28, 2000 by redend: Exorcists in Mexico City are reporting a booming trade with one priest reporting a female client who growls like a dog and speaks in a man's voice. Rev Alberto Juarez said of one of his clients: "She began to speak in the very ugly voice of a man. It was frightening. I tried to hug her and she began to growl like a dog." I think all of us lads have to hold our hands up and admit we are familiar with that one - picking up someone in a darkened nightclub and then getting a bit of a shock (spelling mistake?)? Come on - aren't we? ...Oh - just me then? .Anyway, take Crocodile Dundee's advice and always check the undercarriage before take-off - especially when in the vicinity of Canal Street. Come to think of it though - there's a much simpler and far more evil explanation to the above Mexican tale. Its known in the trade as a female Scouser. Beware - there is no cure. - [23] We're not Champions any more - Posted Tuesday, November 28, 2000 by redend: Contrary to popular belief - (or should that be "unpopular" seeing as it came from ABU General Alan Green) we were not World Club Champions for only a matter of days. That Brazilian tournament went by a different name - not that I'm trying to get into a Mony Python - Life of Brian - People's Popular Front of Judea debate - or anything. Anyway Boca Juniors have now taken our crown as World Club Champs - or the Intercontinental Cup or whatever it is - by beating Real Madrid 2 - 1 in Tokyo. Wonder if the man of the match got a nice big key like Giggsy did last year. - [22] More from Captain Phil Neville - Posted Tuesday, November 28, 2000 by bar-knee: "It was my boyhood dream to lead out a Manchester United team. You look at others who have captained the club, like Bryan Robson, Roy Keane, Steve Bruce and Eric Cantona, and it is unbelievable. I have always been known as one of the younger members of the team, but at Watford I was playing with a lot of lads with less experience, so I just tried to pass some of it on." It will be a great experience for us. The young lads won't have played in front of that many people before but they have been brought up at this club knowing the expectations. We are taking reach round as it comes. We had a really tough game at Watford in the last round but performed really well. It's been four weeks since then and a lot of the lads haven't been involved in the first team since then, so a lot of the lads are treating these games like their cup finals. Luke did brilliantly at Watford and so did Ronnie Wallwork - and both have featured in the first team since. If we keep progressing in this competition and the lads keep impressing there will be more first-team opportunities for the lads." - [21] Phil Nev gets very excited - let's go for all 4 trophies! - Posted Tuesday, November 28, 2000 by bar-knee: "The Worthington Cup is not the highest of our priorities but we can still go out and perform well, as we did at Watford. I am sure all the lads who play tonight are desperate to win this competition - and so is the manager. The strength of our squad enables us to be going for every competition we play in. In the past we have probably not been able to do that, but now the depth is so good we can go for every competition we play in. The boss has made this competition one where he can blood some of the youngsters and it has paid dividends - we have gone on to win championships and the European Cup through the experience of playing in these kind of matches. But the lads who play tonight are desperate to win the Worthington Cup - it is one trophy we haven't won recently." - [20] Sunderland's viewpoint
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- [29] ITV tonight - Posted Wednesday, November 29, 2000 by bar-knee: The David Beckham Story at 8pm. Your guess is as good as ours to what it will be like... - [28] Remember to post Villa applications today! - Posted Wednesday, November 29, 2000 by bar-knee: Applications for Villa (A) on Boxing Day are due in tomorrow. Details below: Aston Villa v Manchester United Villa Park, Tuesday 26th December, kick off 1pm. We have received an allocation of approximately 2900 tickets of which 2620 are priced £20 adults £10 under 16's/over 65's and 280 (restricted view) are priced £18 adults £9 under 16's/over 65's. Postal applications are currently being accepted from Season Ticket Holders on production of voucher 30 (duly completed), letter of application, open cheque (made payable to MUFC), sae and the following 4 match vouchers properly affixed to this seasons token sheet: 31 (RSC Anderlecht) 32 (PSV Eindhoven) 33 (Dynamo Kiev) 34 (Panathinaikos). Private Box/Exec Suite and Club Class Members can apply by post in the usual manner quoting their facilities held. All applications need to be received in the Ticket Office no later than 5 p.m. on Thursday 30th November. In the event of being oversubscribed a postal ballot will be held to determine the successful applicants. - [27] Becks gets new boot deal - Posted Wednesday, November 29, 2000 by bar-knee: Becks has signed a new £8million deal to wear adidas boots for the next four years. Despite big interest from Nike, Nick Craggs, head of communications at adidas, revealed: "David signed a new deal with us earlier this month. It will work out to a significant seven-figure sum over the next four years. Along with superstars like Zinedine Zidane and Raul, David is a global symbol of adidas. He wore our Predator boots for the first time four years ago, when Manchester United played away at Wimbledon. It was the game in which he scored from the halfway line. Unsurprisingly, he has stuck with us ever since.We are proud to provide David's boots because they are the tools of his trade - and he is a master craftsman." - [26] More on Luke Chadwick - Posted Wednesday, November 29, 2000 by bar-knee: [26] More on Luke Chadwick Wednesday, November 29, 2000 Fergie: "Luke is coming on great. In his case his performances merit a break, he's starting to challenge and he's able to break into the first team." Chadwick himself: "Playing in Belgium has toughened me mentally and physically because first-team football does not allow you to make any mistakes. Howard Wilkinson picked me for England Under-21s although that experience was weird because the other players were all getting regular Premiership football. That is why my long-term objective is to play in United's first team. I can play on the right or left wing and I'm just looking forward to my opportunity." Fergie: "Believe me, the younger players are terrific and they will get their chance. Of course, they lack experience but they would be all right for normal League football. In the case of Luke he's less of a concern in that department. Anyway, there has not been anyone available on the transfer market for European matches. There are 160 teams in Europe this season and they are not going to sell any of their players. Anyway, you will find most of them are cup-tied." - [25] Sad fact - Posted Wednesday, November 29, 2000 by bar-knee: Kevin Phillips became the first Englishman to get a goal against United since Chris Armstrong scored during Tottenham's 3-1 defeat at Old Trafford in the final game of last season. - [24] McClaren continues on for England - Posted Wednesday, November 29, 2000 by bar-knee: Caretaker England coaches Peter Taylor and Steve McClaren have been confirmed by the FA as being in charge for the England's friendly with Spain on February 28. - [23] OT loses out in Champions League Final - Posted Wednesday, November 29, 2000 by bar-knee: Old Trafford has lost out in a third bid to host the Champions' League final as UEFA are set to award the 2003 showpiece to Moscow. United officials were optimistic over landing the Champions' League while Wembley is out of action - after increased capcity lead to the stadium being upgraded on UEFA's criteria. Now UEFA look set to reward Moscow's rebuilt Luzhniki with the 2003 final after the president of the Russian FA, Vyachslav Koloskov, held talks with UEFA chief Lennart Johansson. - [22] Transfer link? --
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- [24] Sammy Mac on Healy - Posted Thursday, November 30, 2000 by bar-knee: Sammy McIlroy on David Healy: "I think the kid has got what it takes if Sir Alex chooses to use him. I think everyone knows that he has got the ability, especially Sir Alex who has followed his progress closely. David has done it at international level for me and if he can handle that, then he can handle the Premier League, especially if he will have all those great United players to help him. During the Christmas programme you need a lot of players and hopefully he will be given his chance. He has been patient, worked hard and he certainly deserves it. Nothing fazes him. When I first told him he was going to be involved with the senior team he just took it in his stride. Other players would have been worried or nervous, but he just relished it. He had waited for his opportunity and he took it. He's waited for his chance at Manchester United and if Sir Alex gives him his chance in these games he will take it." - [23] Are you having a larf Stockport! - Posted Thursday, November 30, 2000 by bar-knee: Stockport want to move to Maine Road when Manchester City leave and could even change their name to Man-Stock County (no, you must be 'aving a larf). Sale Sharks rugby union club have already stated their interest in moving to Maine Road when City switch to the 48,000-seater Commonwealth Games stadium in Eastlands. Stockport chairman Brendan Elwood has revealed he has had private talks with Manchester City Council chief executive Howard Bernstein. The council will become Maine Road's new owners when City move out in 2003. Elwood claims the First Division side's fans would support the six-mile move from Edgeley Park and he suggested the club could change their name to Man-Stock County. "It's an attractive idea because, to be honest, with the crowds and ground we have at Stockport we've been overachieving for the past few years," reports the Manchester Evening News. "We feel we would be the best possible leaseholders and could bring more to the Moss Side area than anyone else who might be interested in taking over Maine Road. When this possible move was first suggested the majority of the letters we received and comments on the internet were supportive. For those who see Edgeley Park as a sacred ground, I would reply there simply aren't enough pilgrims there. Name changes are possible and when we were founded in 1883 we were Heaton Norris Rovers. But I would want to keep some reference to Stockport in the name, Man-Stock County for instance." City councillors meet on Monday to decide who should move in to Maine Road. - [22] Ideal gift ideas for Xmas. No.1 - Posted Thursday, November 30, 2000 by bar-knee: Idea xmas gifts No.1. A subscription to Red News.Costing just £15 in the UK, £22.50 for Europe, and £25 for ROW, you get 10 issues of Red News, the fanzine, sent to your door! Ideal for any Reds mates' present, we can post the latest issue as a present which will arrive on Christmas Eve. Red News, P.O.Box 176, Manchester, M16 8LG - [21] Next round of Youth Cup - Posted Thursday, November 30, 2000 by bar-knee: United youth team will play Scunthorpe at home in the 4th round of the FA Youth Cup. Scunny beat Norwich in the last round. - [20] More from Ronny Johnsen - Posted Thursday, November 30, 2000 by bar-knee: "I strained the back of my knee a bit when I was about to tackle Kevin Phillips. I feared that it was serious injury at first, but luckily it turned out to be a little strain...the youngsters did great and I guess we were more or less in control until Yorke was sent off." - [19] O'Leary blasts the Arse - Posted Thursday, November 30, 2000 by bar-knee: He told The Mirror: "All you ever hear is sour grapes from them. I just wish they could lose without it having to be someone else's fault. They were beaten fair and square in a very competitive game. Simple as that." Now all we need is you to shut up about "my kids...this is a young side who you can't expect anything from" and we'll all be ok. - [18] Houston, we have a problem - Posted Thursday, November 30, 2000 by bar-knee: The Premier League has scrapped the walkie-talkie devices worn by refs and linesmen. Philip Don, referees' officer, has conceded his innovation of putting match officials in radio contact has received a majority thumbs down from referees. One senior referee said: "The walkie-talkie gear was too bulky and it was also hard to hear messages above the crowd noi
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- [37] And Joe Royle said - Posted Friday, December 1, 2000 by bar-knee: On Ian Williams-Wright, can someone please explain from the Massive manager: "Size doesn't matter and he doesn't think he's small. He's as big as anyone when he has the ball at his feet and he just loves playing. You're never too small, you're never too big if you're good enough." - [36] More from David Gill - Posted Friday, December 1, 2000 by bar-knee: The PLC man said: "We have to be innovative in looking at how to reward loyalty and encourage people to want to stay at their club." How about free season tickets for all of us who were there in the 70s and 80s then! - [35] GMP won't like this - Posted Friday, December 1, 2000 by bar-knee: Police in Greater Manchester top the national league table for complaints, according to an M.E.N. report. Independent figures show 974 official complaints were made against the force - significantly higher than any other area of the country. And more individuals claimed to have been assaulted by police in Greater Manchester last year than in any other part of England. Merseyside had the second largest number of assault claims - 326. That's got to be a first - that we get more claims in for anything than the Scousers. But then again, no doubt there was a massive contribution from Moss Side. ...and they can't drive? Police drivers in Greater Manchester have had almost as many crashes in a year as the force has cars - averaging more than three shunts every day. - [34] New artwork unveiled at Old Trafford - Posted Friday, December 1, 2000 by bar-knee: A bronze plaque depicting the treble win has been unveiled, and placed at the front of the Red Cafe - the MEN reports it shows the three trophies in front of the Old Trafford stadium and was inspired by a 14th century Greek image. Done by the artist who did the famous Eric painting as a Christ figure, the artist said: "It is a permanent celebration of the club's triumph and reflects the achievements of Sir Alex so I was especially proud that he could unveil the work." the MEN continues: "His Renaissance-style portrait of Cantona is now in an exhibition at the National Portrait Gallery. Cantona bought the picture for his own collection but has loaned it to the National for its exhibition, Painting The Century: 101 Masterpieces." - [33] How the not so mighty fall - Posted Friday, December 1, 2000 by bar-knee: Kenny Dalglish should surely appear in one of those 'where are they now' Virgin ads...where is he then? He's just become a Director of Newcastle Jesters, a Super League ice hockey side. Exactly. - [32] How times change - Posted Friday, December 1, 2000 by bar-knee: Definitely the Parkinson interview and Wednesday night's show have started to change the attitude towards Becks from Mr and Mrs Lumpen out in ABU land. So the SUN today quickly follows it with their comment today: "So did you hear the one about David Beckham...he's actually a good bloke". So why did you print a dartboard with his photo on it after France '98 then lads? - [31] Well done Andy Cole - Posted Friday, December 1, 2000 by bar-knee: Following on from his commendable work for orphans in Zimbabwe, Andrew Cole has turned his attentions closer to home ans given his support to an anti-racist campaign just launched where he appears in ad advert under the by-line: 'Would I score my goals if I was white'. Sponsored by the Commission for Racial Equality - it would be good to hope that the message gets through. - [30] Get stuffed Master Bates - Posted Friday, December 1, 2000 by bar-knee: According to GMR this morning, Ken Bates admitted that he has enquired about the availability of Andy Cole - and Keith Gillespie has signed for Bolton on loan. - [29] Early team news - Posted Friday, December 1, 2000 by bar-knee: Yorke cotninues to partner Teddy, with Phil Nev probably dropping out for Mickael Silvestre. United squad for the game United (probable):- Barthez; Irwin, Gary Neville, Brown, Silvestre; Beckham, Keane, Scholes, Giggs; Yorke, Sheringham. Subs (from):- van der Gouw, Phil Neville, Wallwork, Fortune, Healy, Greening, Solskjaer. - [28] Three starlets called up - Posted Friday, December 1, 2000 by bar-knee: Three of United's youngsters have been called into the England youth squad
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- [24] Guess who's whinging? - Posted Saturday, December 2, 2000 by tb: Yes the bandit is at it again, this time over the possible overuling of ref Gallagher doing nothing over the Viera studs, Dacourt face interaction last weekend. No doubt we'll get the blame!!! "They will have changed the rules. People will be able to fight against everything - even goals. "If what has been seen by the referee is not accepted you can challenge everything. You can go to court every time the referee makes a decision. "The referee was well-positioned and he saw the incident. He also saw another one that the panel looked at involving Olivier Dacourt. I thought the panel was there to act for things the referee didn't see. "He did see them and the panel should not be involved." - [23] Quinton - I have to perform - Posted Saturday, December 2, 2000 by tb: As ex Spurs man Fortune says: "It's very frustrating but you've got to remain patient as there are so many great players here at the club. When we play like we did against Panathinaikos, it's very hard to change the team. But it's up to me. I've got to perform," he told Manchester United Radio. "That's the challenge I've got ahead of me now. I've got to prove to the Gaffer I can do it game in game out." - [22] More sense from Denis - Posted Saturday, December 2, 2000 by tb: "It's far from over, we've got a tough schedule in front of us in December," Denis reminded us. "It's eight points, but if we draw a couple Arsenal and Liverpool would be right back in it. We've got to keep winning and put the pressure on the rest of them. "We were level with Arsenal three games ago, so to make that ground over the last two or three weeks has been a massive boost. "It doesn't take the pressure of, we still want to perform well. We've won a few in a row lately, which builds confidence. We've got a big match in Europe coming up, which won't be easy." - [21] Fergie - great vein of form - Posted Saturday, December 2, 2000 by tb: "The name of the game is to forget where we are at the moment and just concentrate on our own form, and our own form has been very good. "The players' confidence is very high and they've shown a great appetite. Team work is good and at this moment they're in a great vein of form." - [20] Fergie pays respect - Posted Saturday, December 2, 2000 by tb: "They've regained their form in the last few weeks, winning games against Liverpool and Leicester City at home," said Ferguson. "So we're expecting an interesting game against Tottenham. "The important thing is just to give each club you play against respect." - [19] More barber shop talk - Posted Saturday, December 2, 2000 by tb: A Colombian hairdresser claims he's found a cure for baldness that involves a cow licking the hairless scalps of his customers. The barber from Pereira around 100 miles east of the capital Bogota uses a special tonic for the cow to massage into the pate with its tongue. One of his customers said the treatment has made him feel more masculine and more attractive to women. And before anyone asks, no I'm not going to try it. Not with all that BSE about. Anyway, would you trust a Columbian hairdresser! - [18] Claudio still has some work to do - Posted Saturday, December 2, 2000 by tb: "There is a way of getting your point across. If you lower your voice then suddenly players become more attentive. I think you'll find that at Chelsea, waving wads of cash about is the only way of grabbing their attention! - [17] You what? - Posted Saturday, December 2, 2000 by tb: As the Rent Boy's new pimp clearly has some work to do on the language front, unless the taxi driver's mate is doing the teaching? "At the beginning Ray Wilkins was highly useful in translating my conversations to players. But now, with a few words of English, some Spanish and Italian, I am able to cope. "In the end Ray was doing nothing because I was conducting training. But I thank Rix in particular because towards the end he was doing nothing at all. That's not what that girl's father said! - [16] West End Girls - Posted Saturday, December 2, 2000 by tb: Ranieri said: "There were certain weeks when there were more coaches than players. When there were a lot of players away on international duty, the coaches had enough time to do each other's hair!" Makes you wonder if he ever got introduced
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- [24] Shareholders United Fans Forum Report - Part 2 - Posted Monday, December 4, 2000 by bar-knee: But what irked MUFF members here was the excessive preference given to executive ticket-holders. We were told that 60% of away tickets are allocated to ST holders; 10% to players and sponsors; and a staggering 30% to executive seat holders, even though executive seats only account for 11 per cent of United's home support. In other words executive holders are many times more likely to be successful in the ballot for away tickets. When I pressed David Gill on why this was so, he argued that it was part of the agreement with executive ticket holders. When I pressed him further however, he admitted that the 30 per cent figure was not contained din any contract with executive ticket holders. He also admitted that there was still a long waiting list for executive tickets at OT. I argued that this showed there was no need to confer such a privilege on executive ticket holders and that the away tickets they obtain are likely to be a prime source of black market tickets for united away games. Gill remained unmoved. The representative of executive ticket holders, Robert Burton, admitted there was an element them buying a better chance in the allocation of away tickets. On the question of doing more to encourage young supporters, I argued MU should allow junior STs all over the ground, and also help people over 16 and students. Currently the only junior STs are about 1,100 people in the Family Stand. Karl Evans said there was often a problem there with adults using junior STs and the turnstile operators were often under too much pressure that they didn't have time to stop them, so extending junior STs would only worsen this. Peter Kenyon argued that whilst it might be true that many other PL clubs did a lot more for junior fans, most of these clubs did not achieve full capacity every match. To my astonishment the Disabled Supporters representative, Phil Downs, backed Kenyon up on this. I reiterated that getting young people into the habit of going to OT was all about long-term investment in the club. We could not be sure that United would remain successful and the OT would always be full. Club officials revealed there are only 1,693 pensioners who get discounted STs, and the discount is just 10 per cent. George Wewiora and Geoff Alsop both argued the club should be more flexible in filling the ground, and sell blocks of 500 seats to local schools at perhaps £1 a head. For United, Ken Ramsden argued it was often difficult for schools to get transport, and also that parents who had paid the normal price for tickets for their children for such matches would think this was unfair. SU also raised the question of the early deadline for ST renewals, which was as early as 10 May in 1999, at a time when fans were spending huge sums on the FA Cup and European Cup finals. In contrast, I argued, fifteen years ago LMTB holders had until the end of June to renew their tickets. David Gill seem to acknowledge this problem and said that in both 1999 and 2000 United had needed an early deadline to carry out extensive relocations of ST and LMTB holders. One of the most important discussions concerned the growing problem of hospitality companies offering packages to games at OT, for large sums of money, though the packages also include hotel accommodation and travel. Many regard this as legalised touting. SU raised the problem of recent letter sent by Barry Moorhouse to Old Trafford about the hospitality packages organised by a company run by Neville Neville. Moorhouse's letter suggested that if anybody was interested in Neville's packages and needed match tickets they should contact him. But at the MUFF, United officials insisted Moorhouse's letter had been badly worded and that MU would not supply tickets for these packages. However, after some pressing, officials admitted there were numerous companies whom United did supply with hospitality packages, and they also accepted there were many anomalies and problems. They are examining this whole area and hope to clear up unsatisfactory elements that had built up over the years. "We are not happy with certain areas," said David Gill. "We will rethink things for next season." Gill insisted however that MU "don't sell any away tickets to any hospitality company", though MUFF members queried why it was that away tickets were often offered by such operators. John Wroe raised the problem of away clubs grading matches according to the quality of the opposition, which meant that United fans often paid more than fans of lesser clubs. I said it was a "disgrace" that the directors' box had had 70 or 80 empty seats at some recent matches, when the rest of the stadium was full. Peter Kenyon said there wasn't much they could do: directors' box tickets weren't
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- [7] Must be too many carrots - Posted Tuesday, December 5, 2000 by bar-knee: being eaten in Suffolk - as how else would you explain this press release from Ipswich. "Ipswich Town Football Club has sold its visitors allocation of 2,500 for the match against Manchester United on Saturday 23rd December 2000. The Club took the decision to take up 2,500 on a sale or return basis rather than 6,000 on a non return basisIpswich Town Ticket Office manager, Bill Leggate: "There is no doubt that a fixture at Manchester United would be create much demand however the gap between 2,500 and 6,000 to great a risk for the club financially. We apologise to any of our regular travelling supporters who have missed out on this occasion." Er, we never, ever offer 6,000 for a league match - we thinks there is the smell of porkie pies to this! - [6] Youth Cup confirmation of date - Posted Tuesday, December 5, 2000 by bar-knee: United's FA Youth Cup fourth round tie with Scunthorpe will be played on Tuesday 9 January 2001, kick off 7pm at Gigg Lane. Get it in the diary to see the next batch! - [5] More ideal unofficial Utd Xmas presents - Posted Tuesday, December 5, 2000 by bar-knee: "A Seat in the Crowd" by Paul Windridge and Linda Harvey - a great read about what it was like watching United from the terraces last season. Written by two Reds who were there from start to finish - this is what travelling around Britain to follow United, with all the costs, is really like. Not a prawn sandwich in site - check it out. Order direct from: (link:http://www.trafford.com/robots/00-0047.html) http://www.trafford.com/robots/00-0047.html In the UK: From Waterstones Book Shop, Deansgate, Manchester and Sportspages, St Anns Square, Manchester By post from: MHI, PO Box82, Stretford, Manchester M32 8BX - [4] More Nedved denials - Posted Tuesday, December 5, 2000 by bar-knee: This time from Sven Goran Eriksson. Nedved's boss at Lazio has said: "I don't know if it's true...it is very difficult to believe that Lazio will sell Nedved. I think he is not for sale as he is too good. It is a decision for owner Sergio Cragnotti but I have never heard of it or discussed it before". - [3] Wenger will take this on the chin - Posted Tuesday, December 5, 2000 by bar-knee: With his usual dignity and good grace! As Patrick Viera finally got the FA misconduct charge for his behaviour at Leeds. Expect us to get the blame! - [2] Fergie and King win more awards - Posted Tuesday, December 5, 2000 by bar-knee: Care of a special dinner held on (well, via a marquee) the pitch at Hampden Park on Sunday night. Law was named Greatest Ever Scotland Player, Greatest Ever Scotland Striker, Greatest Scotland Player of the 60s, alongside a place in the Greatest Scotland Team as Fergie won the gong for Greatest Ever Scottish manager. Cue old joke. The gong for Greatest Ever Scottish goalkeeper. Well, went unclaimed of course! - [1] Famous last words - Posted Tuesday, December 5, 2000 by bar-knee: Could be Bryan Hamilton's fulsome praise of Alex Notman for Norwich. Hamilton said: "I thought he looked bright and sharp considering it was his first game and that the team overall played disappointingly. He just needed a bit more help out there". All well and good - but a few hours later Hamilton has resigned and poor sod Notman now has just signed for a manager that doesn't exist anymore. - [35] Massive - City like - tits - Posted Monday, December 4, 2000 by bar-knee: In keeping with a city shirt sponsor - Eidos have been accused of a bit of massivitis themselves: "Lara Croft's breasts seem to have got bigger - but it's just an illusion caused by improved technology. Eidos say the model Lara's based on - with statistics of 34D-24-35 - hasn't changed, but they admit her breasts do look bigger. They also say that her bottom - along with the rest of her body - in the Tomb Raider Chronicles is more defined because they are using more advanced technology. - [34] Scholes enjoying life - Posted Monday, December 4, 2000 by bar-knee: "I have enjoyed playing alongside Roy and Nicky. It's been OK because we have been winning games - but for the big games you will always miss players like Giggs and it's great to see him back. We perhaps didn't miss him against the likes of Derby but when you are playing the better teams in Europe, th
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- [30] RED NEWS contact email back up - Posted Tuesday, December 5, 2000 by redend: The feedback and news addresses have been down for a while - which we didn't realise. Wondered why you'd all been quiet the last week or so. Anyway if you want to send general feedback then this is the address: [EMAIL PROTECTED] And for news stories and rumours etc: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - [29] El Til savages the FA - Posted Tuesday, December 5, 2000 by bar-knee: Terry Venables in Match Of The Day Magazine: "By choosing to go to a foreign situation we've chosen to say we are not a power any more but we, the FA, will show you the way forward. Show you how clever we are because we are designer people now, we're not old farts any more. If Hoddle and Keegan had done well, I'd celebrate like mad. I've nothing against him (Eriksson), he looks like a gentleman, I just find it difficult. Put it this way: I don't think it's a good idea. It's like saying, 'We're in the war and we've got no generals. Well, what's Rommel doing? Is he available?' They're saying we want to cheat; we want to win, and to win we've got to get someone from outside." Nothing to do with sour grapes of course, from the man who, er, managed Australia! - [28] Early team news for Graz - Posted Tuesday, December 5, 2000 by bar-knee: Drinking news is it's very cold out there! Ronnie Johnsen is still out with his knee problem but Giggs and Denis Irwin are expected to start. - [27] More on mexes transfer talk - Posted Tuesday, December 5, 2000 by bar-knee: >From our French correspondent. "United,Inter Milan and AS Roma are the new favourites to sign Mexès. The three clubs have already started negotiations with Auxerre but the french club wants £10m for the 18 years old! His agent - Olivier Jouanneaux - said : "His decision will be guided by the sporting challenge, he wants a club who plays the Champions league and a club with a friendly atmosphere. Philippe will take the final decision." Philippe has always said (to Red News) that United is his dream club. Nothing should happen before the summer." - [26] Rumour control - Steve Bruce - Posted Tuesday, December 5, 2000 by bar-knee: Brucey Bonus is set for the manager's job at Norwich (it'll be ok then Alex Notman!) after Bryan Hamilton resigned. - [25] Dave Jones cleared of 4 out of 14 charges - Posted Tuesday, December 5, 2000 by bar-knee: Press release: "Former Southampton manager David Jones was today cleared of four of the 14 child abuse allegations against him. The jury in his trial at Liverpool Crown Court was told that one of the alleged victims in the case had declined to give evidence. Jones, 44, who played for Everton and also managed Stockport County, is alleged to have targeted vulnerable young boys during his time as a care worker at a residential school on Merseyside in the 1980s The jury in the case was later discharged from returning verdicts on the ten remaining charges after Judge David Clarke ruled that Jones could not receive a fair trial before them as they knew of the further allegations from the witness who would not now give evidence. The hearing was adjourned until this afternoon." - [24] Welcome back Mark Wilson - Posted Tuesday, December 5, 2000 by bar-knee: Who will play his first match of the season for the Reserves tonight after his cruciate ligament injuryagainst the Bitter Blues at Hyde United's ground. David May, Luke Chadwick, Danny Webber and Norwegian trialist Kah Pa-Modu will all play. - [23] West Ham tickets to go on general sale - Posted Tuesday, December 5, 2000 by bar-knee: Manchester United v West Ham United, Old Trafford, Monday 1st January, kick off 8pm. Approximately 5000 tickets remain and these will be on sale to the general public from the Ticket Office from 9.30 a.m. to 5 p.m. (subject to availability). Alternatively, supporters unable to apply in person can either telephone the MUFC Ticket Line on (0161) 868 8010 at the same times as stated OR forward a postal application, enclosing a letter of application/ members match ticket order form (whichever is applicable), sae, open cheque (made payable to MUFC), or credit/debit card details (please note an administration fee of 3% per transaction is charged). Please note, the majority of tickets remaining are situated in North Stand 3rd Tier priced £21 or East Stand 2nd Tier priced £23. A half price facility is available to under 16's/over 65's. However, members ca
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- [38] Berg set to return to Old Trafford - Posted Wednesday, December 6, 2000 by bar-knee: Blackburn Rovers boss Graeme Souness said: "We are still talking but, because of the transfer fee and the wages involved, I can't recommend to the board that we go ahead with that deal - it's just too expensive. It's still not dead but, at this moment in time, I've recommended that it would cost the club too much money. There's still big money there for me to spend but I just feel this deal is too risky for us. Nobody is more desperate than me to see us get out of this league and I won't be shy in spending money when I think it's right. But I just feel this isn't right for us. Henning has done very well for us and he's been everything we expected of him, but we've got cover in that area in the likes of Christian Dailly, Martin Taylor and Marlon Broomes." - [37] He scores goals, Paul Scholes - Posted Wednesday, December 6, 2000 by bar-knee: Paul Scholes: "Our priority is definitely the league. We have opened up a good gap already, but we haven't had the really tough away games yet, and they'll all come in the second half of the season - we've got to travel to Middlesbrough, Sunderland, Spurs, Chelsea and Leeds. They're all very difficult games, and I think we've had our easy games already and that's why we've got the lead. We know the league won't be easy and that's still our main aim. Obviously, we hope to go a long way in the Champions League too, and hopefully win it. But we've got a very difficult group, and we just want to get through to the quarter-finals to begin with. The Liverpool match is a massive one for us and I'm really looking forward to playing in it. They're a very good team and they've only been let down by a couple of defensive errors recently. If they can cut them out then I think they could genuinely challenge us." - [36] Well, it is the Daily Star! - Posted Wednesday, December 6, 2000 by bar-knee: Youngsters are set to start shaving their eyebrows after David Beckham was pictured with one of his trimmed. The Manchester United player may have started a new trend by nicking two stripes in his left eyebrow. According to the Daily Star the marks may symbolise the two people most important in his life - wife Victoria and their son Brooklyn. - [35] Teddy's final thoughts - Posted Wednesday, December 6, 2000 by bar-knee: "I said I wanted to stay at United because I wanted to fulfil my potential. "From an outsiders point of view when you see the whole team, the whole squad being involved in European nights and winning the trophy it is great from Manchester United's point of view. But as a footballer you want to play more of a part - that is what I was talking about in wanting to fulfil my potential, in playing, being more involved, having a bigger part. I am not taking anything for granted. I have to keep on top of my game and hopefully I will play a bigger part and we can win some more things this year. I have started the season well but it is just the fact that I am playing in the team... I wouldn't say we expect to win the Champions League but the only way it would be a success this season is to win it. That is the only aim we have got. We don't expect to win it, but we want it" P.S. Remember that the game is Live on ITV tonight, coverage starts ay 7.30pm, kick off at 7.45pm. - [34] More from the money men - Posted Wednesday, December 6, 2000 by bar-knee: Richard Pembroke, a partner in Deloitte and Touche sport who compiled the rich list for Four Four Two soccer magazine said: "Manchester United have recruited a number of key personnel from the business sector rather than football. "They have managed to sustain their success by striking a balance between spending their money on players and ensuring financial stability. Their income is continuing to rise and with their on-field performance being maintained and money from the new television deals starting to come on stream, they have not yet reached the limit of their achievements... Four Four Two editor Michael Hann: "When Manchester United went 25 years without winning a league title, they still sold out Old Trafford every week. We can snigger all we like about fans travelling up from Guildford for every game. But they still do it, even if most of their home matches are quite dull and predictable. The club has such huge support that even if they started to become less successful on the pitch, those supporters who decided not to go any more would be replaced by others who have not been able to get in the ground"
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- [8] Team from last night - Posted Thursday, December 7, 2000 by bar-knee: United: Barthez, Brown, Neville G, Silvestre, Irwin, (Neville P 90), Beckham, Butt (Giggs 80), Scholes, Keane, Sheringham, Yorke (Solskjaer 90) Subs not used: van der Gouw, O'Shea, Fortune, Greening (strange how many attackers?) Bookings: Butt 58, Goals: Scholes 17, Giggs 89 Attendance: 16,500 - [7] Alfie is a blue, he is so sad - Posted Thursday, December 7, 2000 by bar-knee: Extract from Manchester City skipper Alfie Inge Haaland's recent week: "This week I went to see AC/DC in concert, along with my friends Egil Ostenstad, Stig-Inge Bjornebye and Veggard Heggem. It was a great gig, and they played all their hit songs such as Back In Black and Highway To Hell - the show went on for well over two hours. It was a real inspiration to see the band, particularly Angus Young, running around like kids, with the sweat pouring off them. It made me think that, if a bunch of middle-aged guys can run around like that for two hours, we shouldn't have any problem, being in our mid-20s, performing for 90 minutes! I'm into all kinds of music, not just heavy metal, but AC/DC just have quality songs and I have to say that it was one of the best concerts I've ever been to." And now we easily realise why he's such a hero to the Bitter Blue ranks - and why he hates Utd so. Mr Bean has more fun in a week. - [6] Stop that pre-season, we want to get on board! - Posted Thursday, December 7, 2000 by bar-knee: With Peter Kenyon set to announce our Far East tour dates later today marketing company IEC want us to include Australia as part of a pre-season tour. The marketing company's managing director Dominic Galati admitted that he was in talks with the Premiership champions - and that an arrangement would be mutually beneficial. "We are in negotiations with them, we're talking to them about 2001 and 2002. We'd like them to come back, they had a great experience in Australia with us previously, we treated them well. They loved Australia, but it's more of a business proposition for them. They set up a lot of stores in Asia and any tour is for two-fold reasons - it's to promote their team and promote their stores." Soccer Australia chief executive David Woolley is worried after the aggro during the last tour. "We went through some difficulties last time and we'd need to be sure that didn't happen next time. The public deserve better entertainment value then they've had in the past and are very mindful of that. As far as the club were concerned it didn't create any animosity with the Australian soccer federation." - [5] Kaiser waxes about Becks - Posted Thursday, December 7, 2000 by bar-knee: Franz Beckenbauer said: "David Beckham is the most exciting, talented footballer in the world. Beckham this year has been fantastic. If I had to pick a No1 player in the world this year, a player who has dominated football, then it would have to be Beckham. All the great stars this year have had periods when they have had a break or haven't been at their best. Zinadine Zidane and Rivaldo, for example, have not been at their peak for the whole season. But Beckham has not faltered. He is the man who all year has been very consistent and who can continue to get better. I really like him. I like the way he passes the ball and the way he shoots. It's fantastic. There is nobody in the world like him." Don't we know it. - [4] Bowyer gobs off - Posted Thursday, December 7, 2000 by bar-knee: Lee Bowyer: "I think we can match United. We just have to keep our feet firmly on the ground and keep concentrating and trying our best," said Bowyer. But we're also growing up. We must be because we produced a good, mature performance against Lazio...We think we can beat near-enough anybody on our day as long as we all play well...We have so much will and determination to win and if we can beat Lazio in Rome then we can beat anybody." Apart from Manchester United... - [3] Graz response - Posted Thursday, December 7, 2000 by bar-knee: Graz coach Ivica Osim once again talking in circles. "I think some of my players had too much respect for the Manchester United players. But my players gave everything in this game and it wouldn't be right for me to criticise any of them. I'm not that disappointed because I appreciate the quality of the Manchester United players and you can't compare my players with theirs." Beckham "We always knew it would be a tough game but we're pleased with the result" this coming on German
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- [39] There's (NOT) only one Manchester United? - Posted Thursday, December 7, 2000 by bar-knee: Shock news - Manchester United didn't win the league last season - we finished nine points behind Glacis United. This is another Manchester United - the one in Gibraltar. Apparently the Glacis United manager (Arse Wenker) claimed that there was no way they were 9 points worse than "Man U". "We were cheated - the Gibraltarian FA gave them the league, no-one tries against them, they always get the easy draw, we had too many games..." (SMACK!) To give credit to the other Manchester United, they've won the Gibraltarian league 7 times since 1975 and in 1974 they were so overwhelmingly dominant that the reserves won the Cup. Maybe that's where Fergie got the idea from? And also conclusive proof that city are about as successful as a team playing in the Gibraltarian Reserves League For a PLC which guards its "brand" so jealously it seems a bit surprising they haven't got this covered by Trademarks and Copyrights in Gibraltar like they have everywhere else from Stretford to Shanghai. When they won't even let someone knock out a few unofficial T-shirts with the club badge on. (Maybe there is a loophole and we could reform a team called Manchester United FOOTBALL CLUB). So presumably they don't know about it inside OT? Peter Draper in marketing will hit the roof. And as for Martin Edwards - maybe we'll see the veins bulging and his purple head throbbing in anger again. Allegedly a sight to behold - according to women around the globe. - [40] About time too - www.soccerdogs.co.uk - Posted Thursday, December 7, 2000 by redend: what we've all been waiting for - now why didn't I think of that? www.soccerdogs.co.uk - get a United coat for your dog. Obvious. Its a winner. Maybe they do a dog coat version of the long UMBRO jackets - going cheap now that Nike are in the frame. The perfect Xmas gift - especially for someone who doesn't have a dog - or a life. - [39] There's (not) only one United - Posted Thursday, December 7, 2000 by redend: Shock news - Manchester United didn't win the league last season - we finished nine points behind Glacis United. This is another Manchester United - the one in Gibraltar. Did the Glacis United manager ( Arse Wenker) claim that there was no way they were 9 points worse than "Man U". "We were cheated - the Gibraltarian FA gave them the league, no-one tries against them, they always get the easy draw, we had too many games..." (SMACK!) To give credit to the other Manchester United, they've won the Gibraltarian league 7 times since 1975 and in 1974 they were so overwhelmingly dominant that the reserves won the Cup. Maybe that's where Fergie got the idea from? And also conclusive proof that city are about as successful as a team playing in the Gibraltarian Reserves League For a PLC which guards its "brand" so jealously it seems a bit surprising they haven't got this covered by Trademarks and Copyrights in Gibraltar like they have everywhere else from Stretford to Shaghai. When they won't even let someone knock out a few unofficial T-shirts with the club badge on. (Maybe there is a loophole and we could reform a team called Manchester United FOOTBALL CLUB). So presumably they don't know about it inside OT? Peter Draper in marketing will hit the roof. And as for Martin Edwards - maybe we'll see the veins bulging and his purple head throbbing in anger again. Allegedly a sight to behold - according to call girls around the globe. - [38] Train and ticket news - Posted Thursday, December 7, 2000 by bar-knee: Train - 4,000 tickets still on general sale for West Ham at homeon New Years Day. Forget the hangover and get down on it! Train news for Charlton (most trains taking 4-5 hours at the moment)...Virgin times (ie; pie in sky?) of the last two trains returning to Manchester. 6.45pm and 7.45pm. But judging by trains recently, get on the earliest one you can! And stock up on the beers! - [37] More on new coach joining Utd - Posted Thursday, December 7, 2000 by bar-knee: >From earlier story in the news...more info. Dave Bell has left his position as director of Bristol Rovers' Centre of Excellence to become assistant Football Development Officer at United. Bell said: "In a way I am sorry to leave because everyone at Rovers has been fantastic to me...My son is an apprentice at Rochdale and I have a daughter in Manchester. I've missed my family and it will be nice to be back with them again." Bell's job with United will include going into schools and arranging PR events involving the players. ---
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- [27] Latest team news - Posted Friday, December 8, 2000 by bar-knee: Ole Gunnar Solskjaer and Ryan Giggs are in contention for starting places...the game will be Dwight Yorke's last before he begins his three-match ban for his sending-off at Sunderland. Charlton (from): Kiely, Kishishev, Konchesky, Rufus, Shields, Fish, Brown, Todd, Powell, Stuart, Kinsella, Parker, Jensen, Robinson, Johansson, Svensson, Bartlett, Salako, Pringle, Bagheri, Caig. Man Utd (from): Barthez, van der Gouw, P Neville, Irwin, Silvestre, Brown, G Neville, Butt, Keane, Giggs, Beckham, Scholes, Greening, Fortune, Solskjaer, Sheringham, Yorke. South African striker Shaun Bartlett could play for Charlton - against the team he used to support. - [26] Shareholders United want Fergie as Chief - Posted Friday, December 8, 2000 by bar-knee: Sir Alex Ferguson should be offered the post of Manchester United chairman when he retires as manager, according to Shareholders United. Shareholders United spokesman Oliver Houston said: "Sir Alex Ferguson is regarded by the city as a financial asset and in terms of the club board, the club should not only think about him serving as a director. Many people see him as an ideal candidate for the chairmanship of the club board, the post held by Martin Edwards. We want to see him made a substantial offer and if he wants he should be given a post with some power." - [25] More Pa talk - Posted Friday, December 8, 2000 by bar-knee: Thanks very much to Lars for this... "I have now spoken to Pa. He denies any deal, but is happy both with the stay and on his performance against city. He says both Mr Ferguson and rest of the coaching staff gave him praise after the week long trial. He has a 3 year old contract with Valerenga, and says: "It´s up to the clubs to decide if it is going any further, but I doubt if anything will happen within the nearest future." Asked what he will do IF he gets an offer from United, he said: - "I really don´t know. Right now I am concentrating on my studies and my contract with Valerenga." Pa would´t comment on the Liverpool supporting rumour! - [24] Stick to wearing naff clothes - Posted Friday, December 8, 2000 by bar-knee: Barry Venison put together his UK team for ITV's On The Ball recently with errRoy Keane alongside David Beckham in midfield. Just which part of the UK are you from again Roy? Doh Barry! - [23] Robbo not having any luck - Posted Friday, December 8, 2000 by bar-knee: Middlesboroughs Cameroon striker Joseph Desire-Job was ruled out through injury yesterday when a ball hit his foot in training. - [22] Fergie - I will stay in some role at United - Posted Friday, December 8, 2000 by bar-knee: Just announced on GMR - Fergie has confirmed that he is to stay on at United after his "retirement". This will not be in a managerial coaching role and the exact details are not yet decided, but he is in negotiations with the club at the moment. Hopefully, they will listen to his advice regarding his successor. - [21] Aussie done for match fixing - Posted Friday, December 8, 2000 by bar-knee: And none of the names have been changed for reasons of confidentiality - they are all just strange sounding in this case! "An Australian footballer has been sentenced to five months in prison by a Singapore court following his conviction for match fixing. Mirko "Miki" Jurilj wept as Judge Foo Chee Hock read the sentence. The 27-year-old Sembawang Rangers star from Sydney was found guilty on three charges of accepting bribes from bookie Sivakumar Madasamy, who bet on two games in which Jurilj played. The judge allowed Jurilj's sentence to be deferred until December 29 after his family topped up his bail by another £8,000, bringing the total held by the court to £50,000. Jurilj's lawyer said he may appeal. The judge said foreign players were meant to raise the standard of Singapore's soccer league, but Jurilj had "tarnished the image." None of the three bets were successful and there was no evidence showing any matches had been influenced, so the defence argued that the league had not suffered. German soccer player Lutz Pfannenstiel, 27, was charged separately. His sentencing is set for next Thursday. The men, who played on separate Singapore district teams, are friends and roommates. Pfannenstiel was not in court.' They didn't apparently catch the main criminal - Ivor Bigun (cue applause from audience over 100 who remember that joke the first time it came out). --
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- [7] Fergie's cunning plan - Posted Saturday, December 9, 2000 by tb: "I'm hoping for a farewell at Hampden. That won't be an albatross round my neck, though. It would be nice but it won't keep me awake at night. "It doesn't matter where or what your last game is, you still look forward to it. I hope it's a European Cup final, an FA Cup final or a Premiership deciding match." - [6] Fergie swipe at Edwards? - Posted Saturday, December 9, 2000 by tb: "When I said I was retiring, maybe it went over people's heads a bit. It was two years ago now, and that's a long time away. Then when it gets closer you start to prepare," he explained. "I'm looking forward to watching games from the directors box. I hope to be active, and be part of what Peter has in mind." - [5] Fegie - its a love thang - Posted Saturday, December 9, 2000 by tb: "I love this club. I know I'm making the right decision about management but I want to stay in touch with the club, to feel I'm part of United. It's not a Matt Busby situation we're talking about, it's a modern day development in football. "Sixteen years here is a hell of a term. I've dealt with contracts, player agents, the media, TV, it's a completely different ball-game now. It's pressure," he said. - [4] Fergie on Future - Posted Saturday, December 9, 2000 by tb: "Peter Kenyon has been talking to my son Jason. We all agree that my management career will come to an end after next season, but they have been talking about me staying on in some role that won't interfere with the football team," revealed the manager on Friday, admitting he'll stay away from whoever takes charge. "I think that's very important. Nothing specific has been decided, but hopefully something will be announced in the next few weeks. "I've always been close to the youth set-up, and I'm interested in the teams they're picking, but I'd never say to them, 'You should have done this or that'. I'm not going to start now," he pledged. - [3] Dwight - not bothered if not scoring - Posted Saturday, December 9, 2000 by tb: . "I've always said that my game is based on more than just scoring goals. I create a lot for my team-mates as well. There's always a contribution to the team, even if I'm not finding the net," he told BBC GMR. Dwight will play his last match before a three-match ban against Charlton tomorrow. - [2] Fab V Peter - Posted Saturday, December 9, 2000 by tb: It would appear that given the press haven't been able to slag Fab off, they are going for the 'greater than Peter' angle. Won't make good reading for Bozzie though. Fabien Barthez is on course to set new standards with United, and could even outstrip the legendary Peter Schmeichel if his form continues. The French World Cup star chalked up his eleventh clean sheet of the season in Wednesday's Champions' League win over Sturm Graz in Austria, and is keeping pace with the best the great Dane came up with during his time at Old Trafford. Schmeichel regularly hit the eleven shut-out mark at this stage, with his top performance coming in his first season at Old Trafford when he had kept 15 clean sheets by December 7. That came from 24 appearances, while to date Barthez has played in 21 games since his arrival from Monaco in the summer. In Schmeichel's second campaign, when United won the first of five Premiership titles with the Dane in goal, he reached twelve clean sheets on December 12, but had to wait until January 1 the following season to get to that mark, then till January 22 in 1995. In the seasons which followed, Schmeichel recorded twelve clean sheets by February 21, 1996 ;January 1, 1997 ; December 15, 1998 ; and February 14 1999. By comparison last season Mark Bosnich had a total of 12 clean sheets in the whole campaign with his last shut-out coming on April 15. - [1] Quinton avoids scousers - Posted Saturday, December 9, 2000 by tb: Quinton Fortune's call-up to the South Africa squad to face Liberia next weekend will mean he is missing when United entertain Liverpool. The winger is part of a 20-man squad named today for the World Cup Qualifier on December 16 - one day before United face Liverpool at Old Tafford. Unfortunately, Fortune will probably not make it back to Manchester in time for kick off on the Sunday, because it has been brought forward to it's usual lunchtime start of 12pm. Usual for whom, these midday kickoffs on a Sunday are still a nightmare
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- [15] News a bit thin - Posted Saturday, December 9, 2000 by tb: Due to technical dificulties the news service has not been as it should today, ISP's up the spout etc. Hopefully catching up and will have reaction to 3-3 at the Valley later - [14] Full time - Posted Saturday, December 9, 2000 by tb: Charlton 3 - Utd 3 1 - 0 down, 3 - 1 up, finishes 3 - 3 More reaction later - [13] West Ham/Villa/Everton ticket latest - Posted Saturday, December 9, 2000 by tb: Manchester United v West Ham United Old Trafford, Monday 1st January, kick off 8pm. Approximately 600 tickets remain (mainly singles) and these will be on sale to the general public from the Ticket Office on Monday 11th December, 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. (subject to availability). Alternatively, supporters unable to apply in person are advised to telephone the MUFC Ticket Line on (0161) 868 8010 at the same time giving details of their credit/debit card (please note, an administration fee of 3% per transaction is charged). Due to the limited number of tickets available we regret that no more postal applications are being accepted. Manchester United v Aston Villa Old Trafford, Saturday 20th January, kick off 3pm. Applications are currently being accepted from Members. Applications should include a completed match ticket order form, relevant payment and sae. Ticket prices are as stated on the match ticket order form. In the event of being oversubscribed a postal ballot will be held to determine the successful applicants. Furthermore, supporters should be mindful of the following point: Access to the North Stand 2nd/3rd Tier and West/East Stand 2nd Tier involves a substantial amount of climbing. Persons having difficulty with climbing or suffering from vertigo are advised accordingly. THE NEXT PREMIER LEAGUE HOME GAME TO BE SOLD IS EVERTON, TO BE PLAYED ON SATURDAY 3RD FEBRUARY, KICK OFF 3 P.M. AN ANNOUNCEMENT REGARDING SELLING ARRANGEMENTS FOR THIS GAME WILL BE MADE ON FRIDAY 22ND DECEMBER. - [12] Wombles shagged out - Posted Saturday, December 9, 2000 by tb: WIMBLEDON boss Terry Burton blames too much rampant sex for his team's awful showing at home. The Dons have won just one of nine League games at Selhurst Park this season. But they are much better playing away with six victories already. And Burton is convinced that is because they spend the night before home matches indulging in nookie that saps their strength. Nothing to do with wearing those overweight costumes then. What do you mean, John Hartsons' not wearing a costume!! - [12] Chelsea Headhunters canned - Posted Saturday, December 9, 2000 by tb: No, not a West end recruitment firm on their Xmas party but those two hoolies, suckered in by Donal MacIntyre and his dodgy arm transfer. Both went down, one for seven years, one for six. Lets hope their 'team' follow suit - [11] Kinsella praises Keano - Posted Saturday, December 9, 2000 by tb: "Everything will revolve around Roy. He is the best midfielder in the League, if not Europe. "United have fabulous individual skills with players like Beckham, Giggs and Scholes but the way Roy plays lets them perform. "There is an aura about the fella. Everyone is up for it when he plays, not only the teams but the crowd as well. "He is the best defensive midfielder around but is there as support for attacks. He has given me more confidence at international level with a few choice words. "If you are not doing it he'll let you know - but the praise is there if you are working well, too. "You hear all this stuff about Roy but he is a quiet lad. He'll train, go back to his room and keep himself to himself. "If you need confirmation of how far you have developed as a player, it's coming up against the likes of Roy." Kinsella added: "I'll probably get a kick or two but that comes with the territory. Roy's a winner, like we all are. I won't say anything to him, just shake his hand, toss a coin and pick an end." - [10] Today's whinge from Wenger - Posted Saturday, December 9, 2000 by tb: Getting a tad tedious isn't it!! "We have to keep things under control, but aggression is part of Gilles Grimandi's game," said Wenger. "I think it would be a joke if UEFA decided to charge him for the incident. Gilles is a physical player, but he has to keep that aggression to himself. "It is just a case of controlling himself in certain situations. "The players were down after the game but overall they should be proud of their performance. Proud eh, not the emotion I had in mind
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- [26] Shall I tell him or will you? - Posted Saturday, December 9, 2000 by tb: New scouse recruit Biscan from Kiev on his new 'home' 'I played against United twice for Dinamo and there is no question they are the best side I have seen,' he said through a translator. 'We are aiming for the same standard here at Liverpool, where we have many outstanding young players. 'I had a choice of clubs because Barcelona, Juventus and Ajax all expressed an interest in me. But English football appealed to me most.' Barca, Amsterdam (we'll let him off Turin!)or Murkeydive - tricky choice you'll agree - [25] Top 5 tonight - Posted Saturday, December 9, 2000 by tb: Man Utd 17 40 Arsenal 17 34 Leicester 16 29 Sunderland 17 29 Liverpool 16 27 - [24] I apologise! - Posted Saturday, December 9, 2000 by tb: I've often referred to the FA as a bit of a chimps tea party, but I realise I have much maligned our primate cousins. The following story proves that they are way above the evolutionary scale compared to Crozier & co Stone-throwing baboons waited for three days at the side of a mountain road to take revenge on a driver who had killed one of their group. The primates laid in wait and ambushed the driver on the same mountain road in southwest Saudi Arabia where the baboon had been run down earlier in the week. After spotting the car responsible for the death, one of the apes screamed out a signal to the rest to attack, provoking the frenzied stone throwing. Although the driver was able to escape, the apes broke the windshield of his car, reports Al-Riyadh. - [23] Bates motel chain dashed - Posted Saturday, December 9, 2000 by tb: As Ken has his masterplan for the replacement for the worlds biggest toilet dashed by Crozier and co. How come it took them so long to realise what the rest of the world has been saying (well us anyway) for ages. Oops - forgot, this is the FA we're talking about - [22] Bradford Away Apps - Posted Saturday, December 9, 2000 by tb: Bradford City vs Manchester United Valley Parade, Saturday 13th January, kick off 3pm. We have received an allocation of approximately 3700 tickets priced £27 adults £20 under 16's/over 65's. Postal application are now being accepted from Season Ticket Holders on production of voucher 32 (duly completed), letter of application, open cheque (made payable to MUFC), sae and the following 4 match vouchers properly affixed to this seasons token sheet: 31 (RSC Anderlecht) 32 (PSV Eindhoven) 33 (Dynamo Kiev) 34 (Panthathinaikos). Private Box/Exec Suite and Club Class Members can apply by post in the usual manner quoting their facilities held. All applications need to be received in the Ticket Office no later than 5 p.m. on Thursday 14th December. As we anticipate being oversubscribed a postal ballot will be held to determine the successful applicants. - [21] Curbishley on 'Great game' - Posted Saturday, December 9, 2000 by tb: ''For the first 35 minutes, I don't think Manchester United have been tested like that. We could have been 2-0 or 3-0 up. Then to get stung like that before half-time, I don't think many clubs would have come back. United could have gone even further in front but we clawed our way back into it. It was a great game, great entertainment and a fair result.'' - [20] Fergie on Giggsy & Ole - Posted Saturday, December 9, 2000 by tb: "Giggs was a real handful for them, they couldn't handle him. His vision for the second goal was marvellous. I didn't expect that, I don't think anyone did,'' added Ferguson. "It was unbelievable but the follow-up by Solskjaer was equally tremendous as he was probably the only player on the pitch who thought that ball was going to come back out." - [19] What planet are you on? - Posted Saturday, December 9, 2000 by tb: Well, it's certainly hyped more than it's ever been. PLANETFOOTBALL.COM users have spoken: football is better now than it ever has been. An overwhelming 55% of voters said that football is now being played at a higher standard than at any time in the past - and it's stars Zindine Zidane, Ronaldo and Luis Figo are as good as anything in the sport's glittering history. Only thing I'll accept is that they are fitter than ever, but on a par with Pele, Georgie Boy and Cruyff (Johan that is!)- my arse This vote of confidence for today's players comes on the back of Mark Lawrenson's comments that the English top-flight is at it's worst
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- [12] Ex Boro boss has swipe at Robbo - Posted Sunday, December 10, 2000 by tb: "Bryan cannot stay at Middlesbrough. "No matter what Terry does, Bryan will be affected. "If Terry gets them relegated, Bryan has got to leave. "If Terry keeps them in the division, are they going to give the job back to Bryan? "I wouldn't have moved aside to be someone's number two, as he has. "But then, if I was Bryan, I would have left in the summer, when I was a success." - [11] So that explains it - Posted Sunday, December 10, 2000 by tb: Why despite all the losses, MUTV continues to struggle along, as Kenyon says: Asked whether live Manchester United games on MUTV and the internet are his ultimate goal, Kenyon pauses before replying: "I think that would be very beneficial to us." And what would the potential be? "Significant." - [10] A voice of sanity? - Posted Sunday, December 10, 2000 by tb: As Saints Chairman Robert Lowe says: If technology has moved on and clubs are developing their own websites and television channels, it has to be done with a great deal of foresight," says Lowe. "If they have the product and the means of distribution, the clubs will be less keen to subscribe to the league. "We can't predict the future but in three and half years' time some clubs may decide that they are bigger than the league and may choose to paddle their own canoe." The big unknown is whether technological advances will arrive before the next Premier League TV deal in three years' time. If so, the collective principle could come under severe strain. - [9] Fantasy world - Posted Sunday, December 10, 2000 by tb: Sorry, but I can't help thinking of the Jetsons when I read all this! The big question is what happens when the technology arrives in the next fewyears that will allow instantaneous internet access and TV-qualitybroadcasts across multiple platforms - the much-heralded 'convergence' of digital TV, the internet and mobile devices. "That then becomes Manchester United Media," says Kenyon. "You are then in control of your content and in delivering it to your supporters wherever they are in the world and by whatever means." - [8] No world domination says Kenyon - Posted Sunday, December 10, 2000 by tb: Whilst stroking his white cat: Kenyon is insistent that United's global ambitions will not threaten their relationship with the Premier League and the principle of collective negotiation which underpins it. "The idea that Man United is going to grab everything on its own is a myth because we'd have no one to play," he says. "We want to operate in a healthy league." Signifantly, however, Kenyon rejects the idea of a collective deal for the Premier League's internet rights along the lines of the Nationwide League's £65 million contract with cable company NTL or the Bundesliga's arrangement with the leading German clubs. "I don't believe that people have a real affinity with the Premier League as a brand. They do with the brands that make up the Premier League." It's that B word again - [7] More on Internet deal - Posted Sunday, December 10, 2000 by tb: Don't say we didn't tell you! No doubt the hand of BSkyb will be behind this. Remember how cheap Sky Sports was in the beginning? Kenyon says: We fundamentally believe that before we start monetising our customers and fans that we need to build a relationship," he insists. "Too many people just want to make a quick buck. "Our play is that there is a real connection with our supporters and once that's developed, then we know people will buy in and dig deep into a whole series of propositions that are unique or value for money. So this will be a money-making opportunity - it's just that you don't have to do it today and you shouldn't do it unless the proposition is absolutely right. You've no need to rip people off. That's the key message." - [6] You do surprise us! - Posted Sunday, December 10, 2000 by tb: As Rio 'how much' Ferdinand gets a traditional sheep welcome. Rio Ferdinand is at the centre of a race hate campaign that threatens to undermine Leeds' attempts to sign future stars. Ferdinand who became the world's most expensive defender when he signed for £18m two weeks ago has already received racist mail from fans purporting to follow the club. He said: "I have had a few letters since the transfer. Some have been nice, but I don't want to go into the others." Ferdinand claims he has also been targeted by unhappy fans of his former club West Ham. Again, no surpr
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- [21] FA 3rd round draw highlights - Posted Sunday, December 10, 2000 by tb: Fulham V Utd Sheep V Barnsley Barcodes V Villa Carlisle V The Arse Rent Boys V Peterborough or Oldham Massive V Birmingham Scouse V Rotherham - [20] Transfer compromise? - Posted Sunday, December 10, 2000 by tb: EU leaders yesterday granted a stay of execution to professional football's transfer system, backing Brussels' efforts to work out a compromise with the sport's authorities. But they warned that any agreement must comply with community law. The British delegation, which has campaigned against radical changes to a system that, says the European commission, flagrantly contravenes EU laws on fair competition and the free movement of labour, said it was satisfied with the declaration in Nice "on the specific characteristics of sport". "Clubs must be able to rely on a system that gives them sufficient opportunity to train young players, build up their teams and keep the game healthy at all levels," the leaders said, adding that they hoped the commission would be sympathetic to the special needs of professional football. - [19] FA & cockup part 386621 - Posted Sunday, December 10, 2000 by tb: The new Wembley will have thousands fewer seats than planned because of the Football Association's decision to build a far cheaper, scaled-down stadium. The capacity of the stadium will shrink from 90,000 to about 85,000 as part of the FA's drive to slash around £100million from the overall £660m cost. Thousands of fans will now forever miss out on England games and FA Cup Finals at Wembley because of the disastrous bungling which has blighted every stage of the planned transformation of the national stadium. - [18] Keano injury? - Posted Sunday, December 10, 2000 by tb: As yet unconfirmed reports have Roy with a back injury, which caused his subtsitution yesterday - [17] Curbishley on Giggsy effort - Posted Sunday, December 10, 2000 by tb: "The higher and the further the ball went, the worse it got," he explained. As the ball bounced back off the crossbar, Curbishley was right in the line of Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's clinical follow-up. "To be honest, even we were sitting there thinking: 'what a fantastic effort, what a fantastic finish'." - [16] So that's what Ryan was up to - Posted Sunday, December 10, 2000 by tb: United are to offer fans the chance to win £2,000 on match days at Old Trafford if they can score from the halfway line like David Beckham. The new challenge will kick off in time for next Sunday's visit of Liverpool, and will entail contestants lining up the ball from 58 yards and attempting to "do a Beckham" in return for the cash prize. - [15] Jaap looks forward to return with Wes - Posted Sunday, December 10, 2000 by tb: "As I near a return from my Achilles tendon operation - in the next fortnight I should be training with the squad again - we appear to be perfectly poised for another assault on the major trophies. "In particular I am looking forward to playing with Wes Brown. We teamed up in central defence before he suffered his cruciate ligament injury in the summer of 1999 and I felt we formed a fairly formidable partnership. "Wes had done well to make a full recovery from what is a major operation, and now he is playing every week he is looking fantastic again. As a centre-half I believe he has all the necessary qualities. He is strong in the air, quick on the ground, agile, cool and confident. His ability on the ball makes him the perfect all-rounder. "In many respects Wes is a very similar player to myself and, at only 21, he has many good years ahead of him. Some of them, I would like to think, could be as my defensive partner. I am quite sure we would work well together, although whether we get the chance rather depends on the manager." - [14] 1-0 to the tractor boys - Posted Sunday, December 10, 2000 by tb: As the scousers warm up for next Sunday by losing at home to Ipswich - [13] FA Cup draw later - Posted Sunday, December 10, 2000 by tb: 3rd round draw higlights as they are drawn at 5:45pm
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- [31] Al Fayed gets all excited - Posted Monday, December 11, 2000 by bar-knee: Over our Cup tie. "The Manchester United tie is just wonderful for us and we have a realistic chance of beating them". - [30] Shirley Temple speaks - Posted Monday, December 11, 2000 by bar-knee: Well, Ray Parlour - spot the difference? "We can't worry about Manchester United, although them drawing at Charlton is a huge bonus for us. It's just six points now which is nothing. We've still got to go to Old Trafford and hopefully they've got their sticky patch still to come". Well I for one would settle for a 'nothing' leaf of 6 points come the end of the season! - [29] Fergie-BBC row over - Posted Monday, December 11, 2000 by bar-knee: After the BBC have agreed to print an apology in Match of the Day magazine and pay Fergie damages it all seems settled now as he appeared on Grandstand and MOTD on Saturday - he only coudln't make the Sports Personality of the Year do last night (where he apparently would have presented an award) because of a funeral he was attending. - [28] Opta Stats from Saturday - Posted Monday, December 11, 2000 by bar-knee: Charlton-United Yellow cards 1-1 Corners 8-7 Offsides 6-0 Fouls conceded 4-11 Goal attempts 14-20 (as ever, the highest in the Premiership) - [27] Quotes from the Theatre of Comedy on Saturday... - Posted Monday, December 11, 2000 by bar-knee: And Joe Royle said of Goater: "There is nobody more popular at this club", then adding: "I was inundated with letters telling me to replace him last season" Well, which is it then! "Shaun has got it" Er, what exactly and... Walter Smith: "I've not suffered a worse defeat than this before" - as much about the winning team we suspect as the scoreline! - [26] Move over Bush and Gore - Posted Monday, December 11, 2000 by bar-knee: >From MEN: "Gorton born midfielder Nicky Butt has accepted an invitation from the >East Manchester and District branch to become their new President." - [25] Fergie has pop at Wenger - Posted Monday, December 11, 2000 by bar-knee: Well done Fergie! "Arsene says many things. Do teams raise themselves against us? Not according to other people. Anything can happen in the Premiership. There has been a lot of nonsense spoken recently." - [24] Shaun Bartlett on Saturday - Posted Monday, December 11, 2000 by bar-knee: "We should have scored more in our opening burst. I was unlucky with the first one that hit the post. We wanted to get at United straight away. We tried to contain them and get on the counter. They were surprised...this was a big day for me. I have been a United fan since I was a small boy in South Africa" - [23] City prepare for massive League Cup night - Posted Monday, December 11, 2000 by bar-knee: Peter Barnes - ex Blue and Red: "A win against Ipswich would give City a tremendous opportunity of reaching the final. Of the sides who are left in the competition, Liverpool are obviously the favourites and Sunderland are dangerous side on their day, but this is a great chance. It would be a wonderful occasion for the fans to have a day out at the National Stadium in February and I think it would also be welcomed by the players! Then of course, there is all the added financial bonuses that would come from a Cup victory, not to mention a place in Europe." Er, what's that about running before you can walk - we'll just wait and see shall we Massives! - [22] Yet more from Fergie on Charlton - Posted Monday, December 11, 2000 by bar-knee: "In the context of a season there is always going to be a game where you have to battle and scrap to get something from it. After 20 minutes we would have been delighted with a point so we are sitting here and we've still got a point and have taken something from the game which we are not unhappy about. During the course of a season you look back and there are moments when you say we threw that away or we were lucky. Today it was a bit of both.In fairness Charlton kept going and they were a real handful in terms of penalty box play". - [21] Fulham game (as expected) live on SKY - Posted Monday, December 11, 2000 by bar-knee: On Sunday 7th January 2001. The day after the Editor of Red News' 30th birthday. Oh dear. -
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- [29] Weah still suffering post-City trauma disorder - Posted Tuesday, December 12, 2000 by bar-knee: After creating both goals in Marseilles weekend 2-0 win, George Weah had a go at coach Javier Clemente's tactics. "I gave two decisive passes, but don't get any chances. It is difficult to play alone, but I don't get any choice. For me, I can't go on like that - I can't play that way." George, George - you've got to realise - people never get over their Maine Road experience. - [28] More United art - Posted Tuesday, December 12, 2000 by bar-knee: >From 'Midas' soccer "Manchester United star David Beckham and his popstar wife Victoria have been immortalised in a Scots painter's work of art, the wedding painting by Glasgow artist Sue Biazotti could tempt the shopaholic couple to splash out again. The portrait, titled 'From the Heart,' shows Spice Girl Victoria in her £60,000 wedding dress, with her football star husband standing by in his £15,000 ivory suit. Sue said: "I think it shows amidst all the chaos and hype, they really love each other. It was a special moment for them and you can see this." Sue has sent slides of the painting to Becks at Manchester United's Carrington training ground." - [27] FIFA farce - Posted Tuesday, December 12, 2000 by bar-knee: Thanks to RN reader Lee for this... "Paulo Wanchope is the FIFA designated 21st best player in the world. It's true. Some muppet voted him as their No1 choice, which gives him 5 points, placing him above Cole & Keano who each received a single point as someone's 3rd choice. Following on from the Maradonna/Pele fiasco, and Holland's vote as Team of the Year, surely this just goes to prove what a bag of bollocks these Awards ceremonies are. (I mean, we all know how reluctant the BBC were to give United their Team of the Year even after the Treble.) However, this has not discouraged one of the sadder Massives in my office from parading round with a print-out, telling everyone and even saying that he's going to get it framed. Their sadness truly knows no bounds." Spot on mate! - [26] You should have given him a spoon instead... - Posted Tuesday, December 12, 2000 by bar-knee: A mayor's £200,000 chain of office fell to pieces after the official met metal-bender Uri Geller, according to press reports. Liverpool Lord Mayor Eddie Clein was introduced to Geller at a civic dinner and within minutes the valuable chain had dropped to bits. The pair were at an event in Manchester to celebrate the 50th anniversary of the Jewish Telegraph. Mr Clein told the The Daily Star: "I leant forward and felt the chain twitch and rattle. Six solid gold rivets holding the pendants of 365 diamonds fell apart. I never believed all that Uri Geller stuff - perhaps now I should." Geller said: "I just heard a shriek from the other side of the room." No that was just Reds realising there was a Mickey in our amidsts! - [25] It just had to be in Yorkshire... - Posted Tuesday, December 12, 2000 by bar-knee: "A sheep farmer who knows the names of his entire 600-strong flock has been named wool producer of the decade. Brian T recognises every one of his sheep, although he still has to round them up because they don't return the compliment by running after him when called. His phenomenal memory means he remembers the names of each sheep's mother and grandmother as well. Altogether, he has records of 30,000 sheep on file.Mr T and his wife Dorothy have run the farm in the Yorkshire Dales since 1974. Mr T believes his knowledge of each sheep's ancestry and likely health problems makes it easier to isolate and contain outbreaks of diseases. His diligence has been rewarded with the title of wool producer of the decade, which has been awarded by the British Wool Marketing Board. Mrs T says: "It was a struggle finding 600 names. It's very nice to win the award because he is out working in all weathers. It's very much a credit to him." - [24] Ipswich ticket problems caused by tractor shortage? - Posted Tuesday, December 12, 2000 by bar-knee: Ipswich Town Chairman, David Sheepshanks issued the following statement regarding tickets for the Manchester United v Ipswich Town fixture on Saturday 23rd December:- "Owing to the misunderstanding between ourselves and Manchester United it transpires that we only have 2477 tickets for the match when we could have had 3034. We understood their offer to be 2477 tickets on a sale or return basis and a further 3034 tickets non-refundable. Based on an average number of travelling fans of 2100 and bea
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- [31] Doh - it's not big but massive - Posted Wednesday, December 13, 2000 by bar-knee: Dunfermline have signed midfielder Gary Mason from Manchester City on a free transfer. Pars manager Jimmy Calderwood said of Mason: "He's had experience of a big, big club and little Barry Nicholson was also at a big, big club, an even bigger one. It's never easy leaving a big club but he wasn't getting a game and he wanted to play football. Barry hasn't missed a game for us and has gained a lot of experience so hopefully Gary will do the same." Surely he must have tongue firmly in cheek with his 'big club' mentions in one sentence alone - but got it mixed up. Big...massive...easy mistake to make! - [30] More FIFA player award handbags - Posted Wednesday, December 13, 2000 by bar-knee: Luis Figo has gone into one over Zidane's win at the FIFA do. "Perhaps it should be renamed 'best player in the European Championship. I don't understand it because the tournament only lasted a month, and besides, the European Championship was won by 22 players - not just one man. I would have liked to have won this award and to have dedicated it to all of my companions and the supporters of Barcelona, Real Madrid and the national team - especially to all of the Portuguese who would have been proud if I had been first in the vote. I would have voted for Figo. I don't feel superior or inferior to others, but if I don't defend myself, what am I going to do?" When he says he'd have voted for Figo - isn't that saying he'd - er - vote for himself. Well who else? - [29] Strachan on his Utd days - Posted Wednesday, December 13, 2000 by bar-knee: >From the Indy On Fergie "He is the best sports psychologist in the world. He tests people when they are younger, and weeds out the weak-minded. You can be technically and physically OK, but if you're weak-minded you go. That's his philosophy. At Aberdeen he made my life a misery on many occasions, and I had to get over that... He remembers the day Fergie became his boss again after Fatko got the sack "Aye. The fifth of November, 1986. I knew he'd be up for it, because he'd already told me that he would only leave Aberdeen for Barcelona or Man Utd. So I was hoping the Barcelona coach would get the sack. I didnae want the same manager again. I wanted to be motivated by new people. But at the same time I was one of the very few who publicly backed Fergie when things weren't going right in those first few years. I said 'give him more time, he'll get it done.' People forget that. "I made sure I didnae socialise with Robbo. I couldnae handle it. I did have a session with him once." Where was that? "I cannae remember. But I loved their company, they were great lads. I used to drive home from training along the M56, and there was a left turn for Wilmslow, where I lived, and a right turn for Hale, where they lived. I used to say that it was left for under three pints a night, and right for more than 10." - [28] UEFA - we must change formats - Posted Wednesday, December 13, 2000 by bar-knee: Gerhard Aigner, director general of European football's governing body Uefa, said: "We aren't going to immediately reform the Champions League or the Uefa Cup but must consider it at some time. I'm convinced the Champions League is too long and the fixture list is saturated. We don't want people to get bored and it's important the competitions are interesting." - [27] More massive news - Posted Wednesday, December 13, 2000 by bar-knee: >From our RN columnist Farrell, Born & Bred "They can't get to Europe cos of localised floods..." "They have games called off 'cos they don't like the rain..." Cos City are a Massive Club Sure you've probably had a few like this already but could you Imagine the amount of stick we'd get if it happened at Old Trafford? Best story I've heard is a group of City fans tore up there stubbs to make confetti to throw in the air - did so and now have to pay again to watch the match when it's replayed!!! But how can they tear up their stubs? Why don't they need them for future match ticket Applications? Massive" - [26] Reserve match changed - Posted Wednesday, December 13, 2000 by bar-knee: Manchester United Reserves home game against Everton has been postponed due to a, wait for it, waterlogged pitch. The original game for Thursday 14 December at Gigg Lane, has been put back to 11 January 2001, the next reserve match in fact. - [25] Fergie - Ole will start on Sunday - Posted Wednesday, December 13, 2000
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- [28] Not the Midas Touch - Posted Thursday, December 14, 2000 by bar-knee: With rumours rife that David 'drop the ball' James may be seeking a transfer you have to say Shotgun works his magic again - surely the worst man manager in the history of the game? Who hasn't he pissed off, destroyed or lost? Dwight, Collymore, Ehiogu, Southgate, James - basically all Villa's best players! - [27] Fab to definitely play on Sunday - Posted Thursday, December 14, 2000 by bar-knee: >From French correspondent: "Fab will definitely play on sunday. He hurt his back in >training last week, exactly where he had a problem two months ago but he will play." - [26] IMUSA Committee Meeting tonight - Posted Thursday, December 14, 2000 by bar-knee: IMUSA Committee Meeting Tonight - Thursday 14-12-2000- 8pm (ish) There is an IMUSA Meeting tonight - open to all members - join on the door. Usual Venue: Upstairs at O'Briens pub - next to Stretford Arndale. New members and new ideas welcome. Do not be shy. - [25] Fulham away Cup details - great news! - Posted Thursday, December 14, 2000 by bar-knee: Here's the brief run down. 5500 allocation 500 seated @ £18 and £8 (for under 16 /over 65) 5000 standing (hurrah) @ £13 & £6 Voucher No 58, but no voucher sheet required. Important notice that you should specify in application that Standing is acceptable (yes this is a Utd message) as there are a Ltd number of seats, blah, blah. Applications should be in by COB Thursday 21/12/00. Exact details from Utd to follow. - [24] Such loyalty! - Posted Thursday, December 14, 2000 by bar-knee: Geordie player, Domi. You must have been impressed by the Newcastle fans? "Totally. They are fantastic. They always wear the club shirt! They are the best fans in England!" Does that mean that you want a transfer? "For the moment, I am a Newcastle United player. But I wouldn't rule out leaving. Anything is possible. Last summer I had offers from Liverpool and Valencia, but I didn't want to go there. If an interesting challenge presented itself, I would be ready to go." But what about the best fans in England? - [23] Fergie has to suffer - Posted Thursday, December 14, 2000 by bar-knee: By going to view Liverpool last night at Anfield to give them the once over before our game. (cue joke about finding nothing left of his car when leaving...). - [22] Whose side are the FA on? - Posted Thursday, December 14, 2000 by bar-knee: >From Zoomsoccer "The Football Association have made the unprecedented move of asking Charlton Athletic to increase the price of tickets for a forthcoming match. The football governing body have instructed the Premiership club to raise prices of tickets for their FA Cup third-round tie against non- league side Dagenham and Redbridge at The Valley next January. The FA were responding to complaints by the Conference side that Charlton, in keeping with club policy concerning one-off games, had reduced the prices to £10 and £5 for adult and child tickets when Dagenham had specifically asked the Addicks to keep them at £15 and £8 respectively. But despite receiving support from the FA in their request for higher ticket prices, Dagenham and Redbridge official Steve Thompson fears his side may not be able to fully exploit the money-spinning potential of the Cup clash as Charlton have refused to increase the 3,000 tickets allotted to the amateur club for the match. "Charlton have to give us a minimum of 15% and that is exactly what they have done. They claim segregation problems mean they cannot increase our allocation," explained Thompson." - [21] World Cup hooligan nonsense - Posted Thursday, December 14, 2000 by bar-knee: Mirror today reports that 1,000 'English soccer hooligans' will be banned from travelling to the World Cup in Japan and Korea with passport confiscations, etc, etc. Just a few thoughts on this: a) England might not qualify anyway b) Nobody is going to contemplate travelling thousands of miles at ridiculous travelling fares to kick it off are they! - [20] Transfer target joins new club - Posted Thursday, December 14, 2000 by bar-knee: Verona have signed alleged Utd target George Georgiu, who is leaving Greek Second Division side Elefsina to head to Verona, as Italian papers suggest we offered the 15 year old trails at OT. - [19] Early team news
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- [37] Keano sets prawn record straight - it was aimed at 'most of crowd' - Posted Friday, December 15, 2000 by bar-knee: "Because I mentioned prawn sandwiches a lot of people assumed I was just getting at the executive fans, but that wasn't actually the case. My anger was aimed at most of the crowd, to be honest. I think the fans in general probably agreed with me. I was talking to a few punters at our next game after Kiev against Middlesbrough and they were fine with me. I don't have one regret about what I said. Actually my only regret is that people keep bloody mentioning it to me! I'll probably have it written on my gravestone." It's crazy really because it's nothing to do with money. It doesn't matter if I earn £100 a week, or this figure people reckon I'm supposed to be getting. It's about getting behind the team. There's been a lot of crap written since (his prawn sandwich outburst) but I haven't lost sleep over it," Keane told the official Manchester United magazine. "I felt it had to be said. The other players probably agreed with me but maybe, as captain, I had to say it." - [36] Probability theory - Posted Friday, December 15, 2000 by bar-knee: West Am's Harry Redknapp on being turned down for signing Robbie Keane: "We went over to Italy and had a meet with the people from Milan and made an offer of £10million but we couldn't quite agree terms with them. It wasn't far away I don't think, but I don't know if they really want to sell the boy anyway to be fair. And I don't know if the boy wants to leave - I think he probably wants to stay there." Confirmaton what we've always known? - Redknapp doesn't know much! - [35] No Champions League changes for a while yet - Posted Friday, December 15, 2000 by bar-knee: Uefa chief Gerard Aigner said that because of "current television rights and commercial contracts", it would be "impossible for any reformatting of the current set-up to take place." "We are well aware from various sources that there are too many matches being played. We will take account of that when we begin looking at ways of eventually changing the format as of March and April. Only then will we be able to start considering different solutions." - [34] Reserve fixture re-arranged - Posted Friday, December 15, 2000 by bar-knee: Everton (home) - now being played on Thursday 11 January 2001 after being postponed from 14 December 2000. Kick Off 7pm. - [33] Liverpool player confident - Posted Friday, December 15, 2000 by bar-knee: Liverpool's Vladimir Smicer said: "We go full of confidence and I see no reason why we can't get a good result. It will be a hard game for us, but it will be for them too." - [32] More FIFA awards rubbish - Posted Friday, December 15, 2000 by bar-knee: Did anyone else notice that Trinidad and Tobago midfielder Russell Latapy was named as one of the best players in the world in the Fifa poll. Work that one out! - [31] We've got Jaap Stam better than your ground - Posted Friday, December 15, 2000 by bar-knee: Leicester City Football Club has carried out an emergency inspection of its stadium after a large piece of roofing crashed on to a car. A large asbestos sheet from the North Stand was dislodged by high winds, causing an estimated £2,000 worth of damage to a 1999 dark blue Honda Accord. But a Leicester City spokeswoman said the incident would not affect this weekend's match. She said: "The match between Leicester City and Charlton Athletic will go head as normal. The roof has been looked at, the repairs will be completed. There is no problem with the safety, everything has been checked." No mention of the asbestos though... - [30] RN comment - Tell us something we don't know - Posted Friday, December 15, 2000 by bar-knee: All the press have picekd up, in one form or another, the story that Utd are to break our wage schedule - with various estimates saying it will cost £100m+ to the club. Hopefully this isn't a bit of pre-season ticket rises PR - but despite Our Martin at the time of Keano saying it was a one off what actual real story have the tabloids got. With Becks, Giggs, Scholes and Cole to name but four coming up for renewal it is plainly obvious that telephone numbers were going to be talked about and probably achieved - so all they've done is tell us what we all knew already a) these Utd top players are up for negotiation b) we want/have to keep them c) to do so will probably mean telephone n
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- [24] Transfer rumour of the day - Posted Saturday, December 16, 2000 by bar-knee: Ronnie Johnsen could be a target of Barca in the summer? - [23] Matchday ref info - Posted Saturday, December 16, 2000 by bar-knee: Yes - as one reader pointed out - it wasn't Mike Riley who did the goal celebration - "clenched fist in front of shorts". It was actually Mike Reed. Apparently Riley was a guest, and speaker at Fergi'es big party on the evening after the 7-1 West Ham game, which Riley refereed. Hopefully he'll be sending off a few Scousers on Sunday then. [Thanks for that info Peter] - [22] First goalscorer odds - Posted Saturday, December 16, 2000 by bar-knee: FIRST GOALSCORER ODDS click odds to place bet Man Utd: Solskjaer 4/1 Sheringham 4/1 Scholes 7/1 Giggs 9/1 Beckham 9/1 Greening 10/1 Healy 10/1 Keane 11/1 Chadwick 14/1 Fortune 16/1 Irwin 16/1 Butt 18/1 Wallwork 25/1 Silvestre 40/1 Johnsen 40/1 G Neville 40/1 P Neville 40/1 Brown 50/1 No Goalscorer 8/1 Liverpool: Fowler 13/2 Owen 13/2 Heskey 13/2 Barmby 11/1 McAllister 12/1 Smicer 16/1 Biscan 16/1 Hamann 20/1 Gerrard 20/1 Ziege 25/1 Murphy 25/1 Hyypia 33/1 Babbel 40/1 Carragher 40/1 Traore 50/1 Henchoz 50/1 No Goalscorer 8/1 - [21] Odds for the game - Posted Saturday, December 16, 2000 by bar-knee: ODDS 4/7 Man Utd win 5/1 Liverpool win 9/4 Draw - [20] Giggs on the game - Posted Saturday, December 16, 2000 by bar-knee: "Losing the title at Anfield in April 1992 was terrible. Leeds had won in the morning, so we knew we had to beat Liverpool on their home patch to keep our faltering challenge alive. We lost 2-0, which confirmed Leeds as champions. Anfield was in raptures and their fans took a lot of pleasure from our failure. After the game, on my way to the team coach, a couple of Liverpool fans asked me for my autograph. I obliged, only for them to tear it up in front of me. The manager always reminds me of that incident to motivate me when we play Liverpool. Against Charlton I saw Solskjaer out of the corner of my eye and the goalkeeper off his line, so when the ball fell to me I just thought 'What the hell?'. I watched the ball after I hit it and it was almost like it was in slow motion. I was waiting for it to drop but as it went nearer and nearer I thought it was going to go in. I took a chance because I had nothing to lose. I am disappointed that I have not scored more goals this season because I always aim for double figures, but there is still some time left." - [19] Stapleton on the clash on Sunday - Posted Saturday, December 16, 2000 by bar-knee: "It has got to the point of being close to hatred. I think it has a lot to do with jealousy from both sets of supporters. It is the biggest game of the season for Liverpool and for Man Utd it's on a par with Leeds because it's that sort of atmosphere I think it's been a place like Anfield was some years a go when people used to go there and tremble and didn't perform. In the last few years when I've seen Liverpool play at Old Trafford they have not played too badly and had most of the play. I think Michael Owen can cause problems for any team. I think it's down to the service he gets. The problem for the team generally is to make sure they don't get overrun. Liverpool haven't really been given much chance in this match I think most people are thinking they are going to go there and get beaten so this could be the occasion where they turn it round. I don't think Sami Hyypia has played as well as he did last season. Him and Henchoz have looked stretched all the time and the goalkeeper has had a little bit of a confidence crisis. I think Wes Brown is an outstanding young player. Everybody has great hopes for him for many years being the England centre back. He will be first choice, himself and Jaap Stam, as soon as Stam gets himself fit and back playing. I think they will be a formidable defensive partnership for United. It's a vital fixture for United to maintain their lead over everybody else. I don't think Liverpool are in the title race. They have lost to many games in the league up to now to be realistic challengers. But the game itself means a lot to them. I think it could give them a new sense of belief. If they beat United at Old Trafford they will know they can go anywhere in the country and win. I think it will be a tough game and United will come out on top. There is always goals scored. I think there will be a minimum of three and United will win 2-1." -
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- [14] Houllier - Fab is Fab - Posted Sunday, December 17, 2000 by redend: Houllier: "United have had basically the same team for years except for Barthez, who has given them added value. He is a world-class keeper - in fact the best in the world in my opinion. Fabien is very strong in one- on-one situations with an attacker. He is also a great kicker of the ball and a strong character." "France would not have won Euro 2000 but for him. He kept them in the final with his saves when Italy were one up. That was an indication of how much he enjoys the big occasion." But where is the "United are still years ahead of us" comment? Ah - there it is: "We've got the foundations in place, but we have to acknowledge they are still far ahead of us." This will be Houllier's 100th match in sole charge of Liverpool and - ever the over-ambitious - he says: "I'd like to celebrate in the best way. We hope to do as well as last season, when we drew at Old Trafford." Go for it Gerrard - and don't spare the horses. - [13] More Fergie on Heskey and League - Posted Sunday, December 17, 2000 by redend: On Heskey: "I was told about him by our former goalkeeper, Chris Turner. He was working at Wolves and had seen a lot of Heskey in the Midlands. We enquired about him some years ago, but nothing materialised from that." The League: "After New Year you have a good idea where the main challenge is likely to come from. If we are No. 1 on January 1, we'll have a big chance." Unlike Scholesy, Fergie says he thought the Scousers would put up a better challenge: "Gerard Houllier is building his idea of a team and it's very strong and athletic. I thought they would be closer to us." "You have got to do it. What do you do - keep playing people until they are dead on their feet? Take Michael Owen. For a young player, he has suffered from over-exposure and Gerard knows that. You have got to look at the big picture, and that is what Gerard is doing." - [12] Wes on Owen and Fowler - Posted Sunday, December 17, 2000 by redend: "They are all talented forwards and this will be the first time I've played against Liverpool. But I know what to expect. It will be a very passionate game and I know what this fixture means to the fans. "We've got to try to win it, not only for ourselves but also for the supporters." Fergie believes the long layoff has had a positive aspect, too: "He was able to look at his whole life as a young person and realise what football meant to him. He was able to say: 'I hope I get back to playing again.' And being out for a whole year gave him time to make a full recovery. "When he did come back, there wasn't a semblance of the injury. He's matured and, off the pitch, is quite laid-back. But on it, he's a winner." "The first chance I get, Wes will have a rest - but not at the moment." - [11] Wes on his injury - Posted Sunday, December 17, 2000 by redend: And Wesley says on his injury: "I realised it could have been the end of my career. You do think about that, but you have just got to get on with what the physio sets out for you. It was agony not being involved in the squad. Instead, I was just having to watch the team on the telly." "I talked to Roy about it because he had been through it all before. He had the same injury, but he encouraged me to keep going and stay positive. It was very hard for me, but you know you've got to get back in there. If you are going to achieve anything, you've got to work at it and overcome setbacks." "The physio didn't rush me - he made me take my time. It was a question of making sure I came back when I was ready and now it's great just to be playing again every week. Hopefully, I'll keep up my fitness levels and go on from here. It was terribly frustrating being out, but I think that period helped me mature and has also made me better on the field." - [10] Fergie on Wesley - Posted Sunday, December 17, 2000 by redend: The Boss: "Without question, Wes is the best natural defender this club has had for years and years. Even at 13 years of age, as a defender, he could smell trouble. But he has added to his game what you need to add if you are going to become a top defender. That is use of the ball and timing, both in the air and in the tackle." "His performance level has been incredible since he returned to the side. He is a top player." - [9] Last six meetings - Posted Sunday, December 17, 2000 by redend: LAST SIX LEAGUE GAMES 1999-2000 Man Utd 1 Liverpool 1 (Solskjaer) (Berger) Liverpool 2 Man Utd 3 (Hyypia, Berger) (Carragher 2
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[28] Scouser fails to score
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Posted Sunday, December 17, 2000 by tb:
Big Brother winner Craig Phillips is planning to advertise in a lonely hearts column
because he's so desperate for a girlfriend.
Craig - who's recently been promoting his single At This Time Of Year - says he can't
remember the last time he had sex.
He plans to spend Christmas with his mother and his dogs and in the New Year he wants
some time off so he can go out and try to get a date.
He told the Sunday People: "It's incredibly frustrating. I'm a 29-year-old hot-blooded
male and if I don't get a girlfriend soon, I'll put an ad in the paper.
"I can't remember the last time I made love. I haven't even had a kiss. I lived
without sex in the house but I didn't expect it to go on for this long."
Will you tell him why, or shall I!
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[27] More world domination plans
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Posted Sunday, December 17, 2000 by tb:
>From Soccernet:
Manchester United have approached the world's richest man, Bill Gates of Microsoft, in
a bid to set up a new media firm to generate yet more millions for the defending
Premier League champions.
Microsoft, Time-Warner and General Electric, who own US broadcasters NBC, have all
been sounded out to finance a joint company with United to exploit the club's media
rights across the globe.
Although United have already set up MUTV to deal with TV rights primarily in the UK, a
new company is planned for next year when the new Premier League TV deal comes into
play.
Then United will have the rights to delayed TV highlights for their Premier League
games and the new company would aim to market those rights worldwide on the internet
and TV.
The move by the world's biggest media companies to work with United indicates that the
club are now perceived as one of the world's premier TV brands.
US TV chiefs believe that United's worldwide appeal, particularly in south-east Asia,
could outstrip the marketability of famous US sports clubs such as the Chicago Bulls
and San Francisco 49ers.
The interest of the leading US media conglomerates is significant in that it further
distances United from Rupert Murdoch and BSkyB after the company's unsuccessful bid to
buy the Old Trafford club.
BSkyB still have a 9.9 per cent stake in United, but while they are principal media
advisers to other clubs where they are stakeholders, such as Leeds United, Sunderland,
Manchester City and Chelsea, United chief executive Peter Kenyon has put space between
himself and Murdoch.
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[26] A doleite speaks
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Posted Sunday, December 17, 2000 by tb:
As Roy 'giz a job' Evans says
'I suppose it was natural after so long with the club to feel bitter and twisted about
the way I left. Part of me still wanted the team to do well because of my relationship
with the players but for a month or so I somehow needed them to lose so I could tell
myself things were no better without me.
With bitterness levels at these levels, surely a job at Maine Road beckons?
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[25] More Fergie on Wes
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Posted Sunday, December 17, 2000 by tb:
"At 13, he could smell danger anywhere in the final third, he was always there to
sniff it out. The quality he's added is the ability to read the game properly, and
with his use of the ball, timing in tackles, timing in the air, he's become a top
player, the boy."
"He's quite laid-back off the pitch. But on it, he's winner. I've seen him lose his
cool. He can snap into tackles; he can bite when he wants to." Ferguson was reminded
of last month's Manchester derby, when there was a threat of a little "afters" when
Brown tangled with the volatile Paul Dickov as a challenge took the pair over the
touchline. As the United manager was swift to make the point, with a mischievous smile
("Dickov's a perfect Scotsman – he'd start a row in an empty house"), it was to
the United man's credit that he responded with his customary sang froid.
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[24 Fergie on Hoolahoop
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Posted Sunday, December 17, 2000 by tb:
"We've got a settled squad and continuity," he said, "whereas Liverpool are still in
the process of building. That said, though, I did think they would be closer to us
this season. They're an athletic team and can give anyone a good game on their day."
"You have to rotate your players," he (Fergie) said, "and then, when you do it, you
get panned if it doesn't work. It's crazy. What else do you do, wait until your young
players drop dead on their feet? Gérard is protecting his players, just as we did with
Ryan [Giggs]."
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[23] Bates gets evicted
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Posted Sunday, December 17, 2000 by tb:
Ken Bates will step down
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[28] Scouser fails to score
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Posted Sunday, December 17, 2000 by tb:
Big Brother winner Craig Phillips is planning to advertise in a lonely hearts column
because he's so desperate for a girlfriend.
Craig - who's recently been promoting his single At This Time Of Year - says he can't
remember the last time he had sex.
He plans to spend Christmas with his mother and his dogs and in the New Year he wants
some time off so he can go out and try to get a date.
He told the Sunday People: "It's incredibly frustrating. I'm a 29-year-old hot-blooded
male and if I don't get a girlfriend soon, I'll put an ad in the paper.
"I can't remember the last time I made love. I haven't even had a kiss. I lived
without sex in the house but I didn't expect it to go on for this long."
Will you tell him why, or shall I!
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[27] More world domination plans
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Posted Sunday, December 17, 2000 by tb:
>From Soccernet:
Manchester United have approached the world's richest man, Bill Gates of Microsoft, in
a bid to set up a new media firm to generate yet more millions for the defending
Premier League champions.
Microsoft, Time-Warner and General Electric, who own US broadcasters NBC, have all
been sounded out to finance a joint company with United to exploit the club's media
rights across the globe.
Although United have already set up MUTV to deal with TV rights primarily in the UK, a
new company is planned for next year when the new Premier League TV deal comes into
play.
Then United will have the rights to delayed TV highlights for their Premier League
games and the new company would aim to market those rights worldwide on the internet
and TV.
The move by the world's biggest media companies to work with United indicates that the
club are now perceived as one of the world's premier TV brands.
US TV chiefs believe that United's worldwide appeal, particularly in south-east Asia,
could outstrip the marketability of famous US sports clubs such as the Chicago Bulls
and San Francisco 49ers.
The interest of the leading US media conglomerates is significant in that it further
distances United from Rupert Murdoch and BSkyB after the company's unsuccessful bid to
buy the Old Trafford club.
BSkyB still have a 9.9 per cent stake in United, but while they are principal media
advisers to other clubs where they are stakeholders, such as Leeds United, Sunderland,
Manchester City and Chelsea, United chief executive Peter Kenyon has put space between
himself and Murdoch.
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[26] A doleite speaks
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Posted Sunday, December 17, 2000 by tb:
As Roy 'giz a job' Evans says
'I suppose it was natural after so long with the club to feel bitter and twisted about
the way I left. Part of me still wanted the team to do well because of my relationship
with the players but for a month or so I somehow needed them to lose so I could tell
myself things were no better without me.
With bitterness levels at these levels, surely a job at Maine Road beckons?
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[25] More Fergie on Wes
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Posted Sunday, December 17, 2000 by tb:
"At 13, he could smell danger anywhere in the final third, he was always there to
sniff it out. The quality he's added is the ability to read the game properly, and
with his use of the ball, timing in tackles, timing in the air, he's become a top
player, the boy."
"He's quite laid-back off the pitch. But on it, he's winner. I've seen him lose his
cool. He can snap into tackles; he can bite when he wants to." Ferguson was reminded
of last month's Manchester derby, when there was a threat of a little "afters" when
Brown tangled with the volatile Paul Dickov as a challenge took the pair over the
touchline. As the United manager was swift to make the point, with a mischievous smile
("Dickov's a perfect Scotsman – he'd start a row in an empty house"), it was to
the United man's credit that he responded with his customary sang froid.
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[24 Fergie on Hoolahoop
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Posted Sunday, December 17, 2000 by tb:
"We've got a settled squad and continuity," he said, "whereas Liverpool are still in
the process of building. That said, though, I did think they would be closer to us
this season. They're an athletic team and can give anyone a good game on their day."
"You have to rotate your players," he (Fergie) said, "and then, when you do it, you
get panned if it doesn't work. It's crazy. What else do you do, wait until your young
players drop dead on their feet? Gérard is protecting his players, just as we did with
Ryan [Giggs]."
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[23] Bates gets evicted
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Posted Sunday, December 17, 2000 by tb:
Ken Bates will step down
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- [19] Healy is the answer - Posted Monday, December 18, 2000 by bar-knee: Which is what a lot of Reds were thinking yesterday with just Ole up front. Sammy McIlroy said: "I think the kid has got what it takes if Sir Alex chooses to use him. I think everyone knows that he has got the ability - especially Sir Alex, who has followed his progress closely. David has done it at international level for me and if he can handle that then he can handle the Premier League - especially if he will have all those great United players to help him. Nothing fazes him. When I first told him he was going to be involved with the senior team he just took it in his stride. Other players would have been worried or nervous but he just relished it. He had waited for his opportunity and he took it. He's waited for his chance at Manchester United and if Sir Alex gives him his chance in these games he will take it." - [18] Scousers give different bus story - Posted Monday, December 18, 2000 by bar-knee: Press release... "A group of children were caught up in a police raid against suspected football hooligans shortly before yesterday's Premier League clash between Liverpool and Manchester United. A coach carrying more than 60 fans from Merseyside was intercepted on its way to Old Trafford by Greater Manchester police yesterday morning. The force said that its officers, who were acting on a tip-off, discovered a number of weapons on board the vehicle. The supporters, who were ordered off the double-decker, allege they were each subjected to a body search, including children as young as 12. The fans were allowed to continue their journey to Old Trafford, but were refused entry to the stadium by United officials. They returned home without seeing Liverpool's 1-0 win. Last night, some of the supporters angrily protested that they had nothing to do with the weapons find and maintained they were the victims of heavy-handed policing. David Lloyd, of Dingle, Liverpool, had taken his son, also called David, to the match as a special treat on his 14th birthday. Mr Lloyd said: "The police searched David and made him take his shoes and socks off after we got off the coach. "He also had to give his name and address. It was a very frightening experience for him. I spent £40 on the two tickets for the match, plus £10 for the coach fare and we were not even allowed to see the game. I am now going to seek legal advice." Bootle man Willie Tierney was also on the coach with his 12-year-old son, Liam. He said: "It was very frightening for my son and the other children on board. A lot of them were crying. The police treated us like animals. I have travelled all over Europe following Liverpool and have never been in trouble. This was my worst experience. I will never go back to Old Trafford." After being turned away from Old Trafford, the coach was given an escort by Greater Manchester Police officers along the M62 towards Merseyside. The force said the Old Trafford match commander, Chief Superintendent Alan Hutchings, had evoked police powers under the Criminal Justice and Public Disorder Act to search the coach and its occupants. In a statement, police said: "Prior to the game, information and intelligence was received by GMP that a number of Liverpool fans would attend the game in possession of weapons with the intent to cause trouble. The police commander exercised his powers under Section 60 of the Criminal Justice and Public Disorder Act 1994, issuing the authority to search people attending the game. A double-decker bus carrying Liverpool fans was stopped and searched. A number of weapons were found on board. Manchester United refused this group entry into the stadium, fearing trouble and risking public safety." - [17] Trouble at United prevented - Posted Monday, December 18, 2000 by bar-knee: >From MEN "A 'battle bus' stacked with football hooligans' weapons was intercepted a mile from Old Trafford before yesterday's Manchester United - Liverpool clash. About 50 Liverpool supporters on board the coach were escorted out of Manchester and back down the M62. Police found rubber hose coshes, CS gas canisters, craft knife blades, a thunderflash and drugs. It was one of several buses searched in a special operation to prevent violence which marred last season's corresponding fixture. There were no arrests because police could not establish who brought the weapons aboard. After the game, about 100 seats were damaged by Liverpool fans. Today, Chief Supt Alan Hutchings said: "There is a previous history between these clubs of known factions causing serious violence and there were major problems last year. This time I decided to use Section 60 of the Criminal Justice and Public O
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- [25] Scousers still going on about Sunday - Posted Tuesday, December 19, 2000 by bar-knee: Their Cup Final and all, they probably will carry on about it until we make amends at Anfield by which time they will miss out on the Champions League spot and we will be still vying for League and Euro glory... Smicer: "We gave the ball away too easily at times and we were capable of scoring more than just one goal. But that was probably our best performance of the season defensively. United didn't create one big chance in the game, which says a lot about the way we played. I don't think anyone can underestimate the importance of our win. United have been the best team in England for years, and we knew that after having lost our last game at home to Ipswich, we couldn't afford to lose again. A draw would have been a good result for us, but the fact that we won was a big bonus. It means that we keep in touch with the teams at the top of the table, because it's our aim to finish in the top three and get into the Champions League next season. Watching from there for most of the game, I sensed that United were not feeling strong. They lacked something up front. It was good for us that they were without Andy Cole, Dwight Yorke and Teddy Sheringham, and that Ole Gunnar Solskjaer played in attack on his own. But nothing should be taken away from how well we defended. We made sure that David Beckham and Ryan Giggs weren't as effective as usual. I tried hard to shake off Chadwick, who was chasing me and pulling my shirt, and I fell over when he pushed me just outside the box. I don't think the referee had much choice but to send him off because I was in a one-on-one situation with the goalkeeper." Henchoz: "I don't make any apologies for feeling so proud. Sunday's achievement was of special importance, and it was a moment to savour, like having a gourmet meal. After all, I think being part of the first Liverpool team to win at Old Trafford for 10 years, and which ended United's two-year unbeaten home record, is something anyone would be proud of. Nobody will be carried away by this result. We've won a battle, not the war. But what a victory it was!" Truly sad Scousers. - [24] From the SPS handbook? - Posted Tuesday, December 19, 2000 by bar-knee: 'A man has been seriously injured in Bombay when a fight broke out between two groups because he was singing too loudly. The man, one of four walking near a church in Bandra, made another group of four angry because of his loud singing, according to police. A fight broke out after he refused to stop and the singer suffered stab wounds to his chest before his attackers ran off. No arrests were made, reports The Times of India.' - [23] Another Red off to Antwerp - Posted Tuesday, December 19, 2000 by bar-knee: Belgian Newspaper 'Gazet van Antwerpen' says that United are sending Michael Stewart to Antwerp FC. He'll be joining John O'Shea and Jimmy Davis, who will play after the Belgium winter break ends, Stewart some prospect to those in the know at OT. - [22] Bit more striker bad news - Posted Tuesday, December 19, 2000 by bar-knee: Well, in addition to the current problems, Teddy looking like he'll be out for two weeks or so - Dwight Yorke will probably miss our key games (or should that be massive) against Arse and the Bitters later in the season due to T&T World Cup qualifiers. Might be worth doing the sacking of those games Dwight and winning back the top striking spot. - [21] Fergie - I'd have liked Stam back earlier - Posted Tuesday, December 19, 2000 by bar-knee: "I think Jaap could have been back quicker to be honest but we've been curtailed and somewhat snookered by the specialist. He's put a time on it for Jaap's return and that's it - you cannot go against that. When he does get back, though, it'll bring a fresh presence to the team and give us a lift." Perhaps backs up those reports of a little rift - now sorted - between the two over how to proceed with the injury when it first needed the op? - [20] Becks prepares for latest TV interview - Posted Tuesday, December 19, 2000 by bar-knee: Certainly not for a grilling as he and Posh Victoria will appear as guests for the last-ever TFI Friday this week on Channel 4. Which thus gives me the opportunity to ask - and steal from Mrs Merton's lines - just what to do all those famous babes see in multi-millionaire publicity agile Chris Evans? - [19] New jib to try for ticketless Reds? - Posted Tuesday, December 19, 2000 by
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- [34] And Joe Royle said - Posted Wednesday, December 20, 2000 by bar-knee: Not taking the 25 year countdown well, obviously - no mention of the RI duo who got the '25 years' flag into the Kippax after the game either! "We've not had one ounce of luck. I didn't realise decapitation was no longer a penalty offence. Horlock has a gash over his ear and how it was not a penalty I'll never know. I'm not sure either why Paulo's goal was disallowed. The TV monitors are not that clear. We've also hit the woodwork twice and it has just not gone for us, although I can't question our commitment. It was a strange game, for I can't remember our keeper making any saves. But I won't have any problems picking my players up, that's certain. I can't fault them." - [33] Phil Nev - let's start all over again - Posted Wednesday, December 20, 2000 by bar-knee: "Prior to the Liverpool game, I had a bad omen when someone mentioned to me that it was exactly two years to the day that we'd lost a League game at Old Trafford. Bad feelings formed in my mind because records are there to be broken." (shouldn't have let them get to you Phil!) "Our preparation all week went well, although Teddy picked up an injury, which was worrying considering we only had Ole out of our quartet of strikers available. We went into the game fully wanting and expecting to win, but our performance on the day was nowhere near our capabilities. This makes losing harder. I can take nothing away from Liverpool - they had a game plan, which worked, and after the first 10 minutes we knew that we were going to have to dig out a result. We started the game very slowly, which gave Liverpool the confidence they needed to win the game. Pressure was never put on their keeper or back four and I thought in general the game wasn't as exciting as previous encounters. We never gained any rhythm in our play throughout the match - it was very stop-start. Our passing was poor. To lose any game is very disappointing, but to lose to your biggest rivals makes it even worse. After the game, the players all agreed that we must start again and try not to lose at home for another two years. Our minds now have to focus away from this game and we need to pick ourselves up for next Saturday's match against Ipswich at home. Ipswich are a good footballing side that perform well together. They're in a great position at the top of the table, especially leading into the New Year. It'll also be good to play against one of my old team-mates and friends David Johnson, who came up the youth ranks with me at United but went on to sign for Bury Football Club where he had a great time and deservedly won himself a million-pound transfer to Ipswich". - [32] More from Jaap - Posted Wednesday, December 20, 2000 by bar-knee: "My return to first-team action is getting closer. I came through my first training session for three and a half months on Monday morning. I trained with the reserves and it went well. My Achilles felt good. I'll continue to train with the reserves for the rest of the week, and then probably, starting on Christmas Day, begin training with the first team again. The plan is to train with the first-team squad for a couple of weeks and then play a game for the reserves at the end of the first week of January. With the blessing of the manager and my specialist, I should then be on the brink of a first-team return. I was at Old Trafford to see us lose to Liverpool a few days ago. We really didn't look like our normal selves. Liverpool weren't that much better than us on the day, but they got the all-important goal. It was obvious that they'd come to Old Trafford to do a job. They played very defensively, soaking up our attacks and then hitting us on the counter-attack with the pace of Michael Owen and Emile Heskey. After they got their goal, they sat back and made it difficult for us. It must be remembered that Liverpool only managed to score from a dead-ball situation, and Gary Neville was very unlucky to give even that away. I think he was trying to control the ball with his chest, but it bounced up against his arm. It was a rare sight to see us create so few goalscoring chances in front of our own fans. But Liverpool defended very well and stopped us. Ole Gunnar played well, but it was difficult for him alone up front. He needed more support, but it was always going to be hard for us with three strikers - Teddy Sheringham, Andy Cole and Dwight Yorke - all out through injury or suspension. Liverpool's win signalled the end of our great run at Old Trafford. This stretched back for 44 games since we lost 3-2 to Middlesbrough at home. I'm very proud to have been part of such a team. I suppose our record was always going to go some day
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- [30] New United Song - Posted Thursday, December 21, 2000 by bar-knee: >From Paddy O'N. "They're a big club, they'll sing they'll scream they'll shout, They'll sing sbout things they know fuck all about, 3000 at home to Mansfield, What a huge support, And when they play at home they empty Stockport, Tra la la la we laugh at city, hah ha ha ha ha ha" - [29] George Burley up for our game - Posted Thursday, December 21, 2000 by bar-knee: "We are not kidding ourselves as only half of the season is over. But the facts speak for themselves. We have 33 points, we are in third place in the league, we have the best away record in the Premiership with six wins and are full of confidence. Now we face our toughest test with a trip to Old Trafford but we will be going there without fear. We are making sure we are enjoying what is happening at the moment. Things are going well right now and we will not let up." - [28] Stam on his return - Posted Thursday, December 21, 2000 by bar-knee: "Wes and Gary have done well without me, but I'm not worried about getting my place back. I'm not a player who can sit on the bench, so I'll be working extra hard to make sure the manager feels I'm right to go back into the side. Wes is already a top defender. The next few England managers will be smiling about the defenders in the squad. There are already some top-class centre-halves like Jonathon Woodgate and Rio Ferdinand around, but I rate Wes right up there with them. If Wes keeps improving, he'll be a regular in the England squad for the next decade. This is the longest I've been out with an injury. I've just returned to training with the first-team and it's a big relief, as I was getting fed up with all the running on my own. I've lost count of the number of 400m I've run in the last few weeks and that isn't my favourite part of training. I've also been shooting and jumping, and the Achilles is holding up fine. It feels like it used to before the injury. It's been hard being out, but I was just glad to see the lads win through to the next stage of the Champions League. It's a great competition, as you come up against the top teams and best players. It's been frustrating, of course, but I knew from before the operation that I was going to be out for a long time, so even before the surgery I was used to the idea of sitting it out. A lot of other players just twist their knee or get hurt in a tackle and are out for a long time, so it's a bigger shock for them than it has been for me. Of course, when you're doing the same thing every day, like going into the treatment room and running, it gets a bit boring. And when you go to Old Trafford on match days and see the other lads going out on to the pitch, it can get you down. But it's something I have grown to handle. The good news is that it's all going to plan. The Achilles is feeling like it used to. Everyone is satisfied and the gaffer and doctor are happy with me coming back soon. I don't mind Rio getting the most expensive tag. Nowadays that's how it goes with club's playing ridiculous amounts of money. I won't say that's a ridiculous amount for Ferdinand in particular, but when they paid £10m for me I said it was too much money for a player. Everything has gone berserk with the transfer fees - especially with the fact there may be a new transfer system coming in soon. It's definitely a risk." - [27] Sheep ripped off - Posted Thursday, December 21, 2000 by bar-knee: As they discover what we've had to put up for years as Anderlecht - although Leeds are charging just £25 for Anderlecht's visit to Elland Road - are charging either £40 or £50 a ticket when they go to Brussels. - [26] A gargoyle speaks - Posted Thursday, December 21, 2000 by bar-knee: Martin Keown as he's otherwise known. "We've had our bad patch and come through it. All systems go. Race on. If we can do it at White Hart Lane, we can do it anywhere. We know we can catch Manchester United." - [25] Kanu has pop at Arse - Posted Thursday, December 21, 2000 by bar-knee: In a letter about missing the Olympics he writes: "I negotiated the best I could with my club to attend the Sydney Olympics but they would not allow me to leave. I was forbidden to leave the country unless it was to play for my club. The matter was well and truly out of my hands. I had no powers (to decide) even though I practically moved between heaven and earth to get my release. If this had not happened, I would have been at Sydney, proud to represent my country as I always am. I assure y
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- [32] RED NEWS on Saturday - Posted Thursday, December 21, 2000 by redend: Don't forget you can get the latest copy of RED NEWS otside OT on Saturday. Its only 1.50 and remember - any profits (if there ever are any) will be pissed up the wall in Wetherspoons. So it goes to a good cause too. - [31] Barthez live web chat - Posted Thursday, December 21, 2000 by bar-knee: If you caught it last night you may have noticed that Red News operatives managed to ask 3 of the questions for Barthez - and a great question and answer session it was too - we'll hopefully have an English translation of the best bits for tomorrow's news.
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- [16] Fergie successor rumours start - Posted Saturday, December 23, 2000 by tb: This time Soccernet says that Martin O' Neill is a dead cert the new boss. No quotes of course to back this up, probably just O'Neill's mates in the press to remind those of us south of Hadrians Wall of his existence - [15] Fergie in for new keeper!! - Posted Saturday, December 23, 2000 by tb: As rumours persist that we are after Di Canio This is from Soccernet: Soccernet understands that the Old Trafford club had an enquiry for the Italian striker rebuffed last summer. But West Ham's recent indication of their willingness to sell has re-ignited United's interest, although they face serious competition from Di Canio's boyhood team, Lazio, if they are to succeed in prising him away from Upton Park. - [14] Likely teams - Posted Saturday, December 23, 2000 by tb: Manchester United (from): Barthez, Irwin, G Neville, Brown, Silvestre, Beckham, Keane, Butt, Scholes, Giggs. Solskjaer, Fortune, Greening, Healy, Wallwork, P Neville, van der Gouw. Ipswich (from): R Wright, Wilnis, McGreal, Venus, Hreidarsson, Croft, J Wright, Magilton, Holland, Clapham, Scowcroft, Stewart, Armstrong, Johnson, Bramble, Reuser, Branagan, Karic. - [13] Tractor driver on Utd - Posted Saturday, December 23, 2000 by tb: Dutch fullback Willins says: "I'm looking forward to playing against Ryan Giggs again. "He was fairly quiet in the last game against us so I hope I can do the same job on him. "Other teams will be looking at this game not only to see if we can stop Manchester United running away with the league, but also to see just how good we are. "Teams are hoping we can get the three points which will make the Premiership more interesting, otherwise Manchester United will pull away even further and make it even more difficult for others to catch them. "The way they are going at the moment I can't see anyone taking over from them as the best side in the country. "They are well balanced throughout. For us to win they must have an off day and we must be on top of our game." - [12] Burley on his debut - Posted Saturday, December 23, 2000 by tb: "It was a very big moment in my career. I think it was Best's last appearance at home for Manchester United. "He was in the twilight of his career but it was a game I'll never forget. It brings back great memories." - [11] Burley on the 9-0 - Posted Saturday, December 23, 2000 by tb: "The last time we went there in 1995 we lost 9-0. We were bottom of the table and being beaten heavily every week. "Confidence was not particularly high but now we are going there third in the Premiership and a lot stronger." - [10] Burley on Fergie - Posted Saturday, December 23, 2000 by tb: "I have so much respect for Alex Ferguson and the way he has developed his squad. "He runs the team the way it should be. He has brought young players through, bought some great players and is still hungry for success. "He will have been disappointed with last Sunday's home defeat against Liverpool. "It will have hurt his pride and make his players all the more determined to get the right result against us. "Visiting Old Trafford is the toughest match in a Premiership club's programme. "We are looking forward to it. We are not without hope but we know it is going to be very difficult." - [9] Fergie on the 9-0 - Posted Saturday, December 23, 2000 by tb: "I felt for George Burley back then I must admit. "It was a heck of a result for him and it must have been difficult to get over that, but he's been remarkable in how he's transformed the club. "You have to admire what he's done since that 9-0 defeat. "To suffer the disappointment of being relegated and then the disappointment of losing in the play-offs a couple of times. "But he finally got them back and his team are certainly relishing being in the Premier Division. "He's good at his job and he's young. He was a winner as a player and I'm sure he's got that winning attitude as a manager." - [8] Fergie on Burley - Posted Saturday, December 23, 2000 by tb: "That Ipswich team under Bobby Robson was an excellent team with a lot of top players in it," he said. "He had a couple of Dutchmen in Arnold Muhren and Frans Thijssen who just added that touch of class to it. "That was a great spell for the club, but the present team are starting to catch them up. "Th
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- [24] Steve: We all hate losing - Posted Saturday, December 23, 2000 by tb: Steve McClaren has admitted there was a mood of "massive depression" in the dressing room following last Sunday's defeat by Liverpool. The assistant manager told the club's radio station that the United players and coaches are the "worst people in the world" when it comes to losing and that the wounds are unlikely to heal for some time. Otherwise, Steve is very upbeat about being top of the Premiership tree at Christmas time. - [23] Top 5 tonight - Posted Saturday, December 23, 2000 by tb: Man Utd 19 43 Arsenal 19 35 Leicester 19 35 Liverpool 19 33 Ipswich 19 33 - [22] Fowl! - Posted Saturday, December 23, 2000 by tb: Ian Wright's Chicken Tonight advert came second in the top ten of tragic TV ads put together by the advertising industry's bible. Campaign said: "One certainly does not feel like chicken tonight. One feels more like a sick bucket, which is not a good start for advertising a food product." Good point, well put we say! - [21] What a surprise 2 - Posted Saturday, December 23, 2000 by tb: As United deny any bids for Di Cano and Petit - [20] What a surprise - Posted Saturday, December 23, 2000 by tb: United's Old Trafford clash with Arsenal and away match at Liverpool have been selected by Sky Sports for live TV coverage in the New Year. United will entertain Arsene Wenger's men one day later, at 1pm on Sunday, 25 February 2001. The Reds' trip to Anfield has also been subject to change, and will now kick off at 12 noon on Saturday, 31 March 2001. United's FA Cup third-round clash at Fulham and their Premiership clash at Leeds United have also been chosen for Sky coverage in the New Year. - [19] More successor talk - Posted Saturday, December 23, 2000 by tb: As Kenyon says: "The key is continuity. Alex has done a tremendous job and will leave after 16 years of management. "We want the next manager to spend a long time here too. "We don't want someone to come in, spend £70 million and then leave after two years. "We also want someone who fully understands the English game." Teamtalk interprets this as an endorement for Steve McClaren. - [18] Eric: 'Becks is the man' - Posted Saturday, December 23, 2000 by tb: "He's a winner. You have to be a winner. To be an example you need to be a winner and I think he has all the quality to be the captain of England." "David's received so much abuse because he's a great player. "Alex Ferguson knew David was a great prospect and we could see that he would become a great footballer." "It is better to say nothing, be strong and to prove everything you had to prove. He has done what he had to do." - [17] Final Score - Posted Saturday, December 23, 2000 by tb: Utd 2 (Both by Ole) Tractor boys 0 And with the scousers doing us a favour (tee hee) by putting 4 past the scout troup, our 8 point lead has been re-established. Which is nice
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- [19] Ok, own up - Posted Tuesday, December 26, 2000 by tb: Anyone we know? Police have urged people not to clog up emergency phone lines during the festive period after a caller dialled 999 and asked: "Can you get me home? I'm drunk." - [18] Gregory praises Utd - Posted Tuesday, December 26, 2000 by tb: As Shotgun says: "I think it's a foregone conclusion - unless Barcelona come with a late run! "They showed yet again against us what an excellent side they are and their results this season prove they are much better than anyone else. "They just keep plugging away and, as biased as I am towards my team, I have to give credit where it is due - and there is a lot due to Manchester United. "I have got no complaints about the result although United missed the kind of gilt-edged chances that they normally stick away. "When that was happening I thought it might be our day and we could get away with a point but they were excellent over the 90 minutes. "What was disappointing for me was the way we passed the ball although once again I couldn't fault our effort." - [17] More praise for Ole - Posted Tuesday, December 26, 2000 by tb: As Fergie says: "He could have scored four today but he is a magnificent finisher and he put away a really good header." - [16] Fergie not getting carried away - Posted Tuesday, December 26, 2000 by tb: "By New Year we will know where any challenge is going to come from but I don't think anyone in mid-table then can win the League from there. "We won't get carried away. We will just keep battling away and try and get as many points on the board as we can." Ferguson admitted: "When it was 0-0 with five minutes to go I thought it was going to be one of those days. "But my players always keep going and driving on and looking for a goal when other teams might settle for 0-0." - [15] More Petit rumours - Posted Tuesday, December 26, 2000 by tb: This time from the Indy: Emmanuel Petit is keen to sign for Manchester United and end his misery with the Spanish giants Barcelona. Petit's move from Arsenal has turned into a disaster and now he has put the feelers out about a sensational return to English football at Old Trafford. The Frenchman would prefer to go to United despite opportunities to join Chelsea or Fulham. He has been using his friends in the game to make contact with the champions. Sir Alex Ferguson is a big fan of Petit, once revealing he was the Premiership opponent he feared most, but any deal could come down to finance. Barcelona paid £8m for the 30-year-old and would have to slash that fee before United would invest in a player of his age. Hints that Petit may quit football entirely in the summer may be designed to worry Barça and force them to take less for him now. Petit is also on a huge salary at the Nou Camp and those terms would have to come down to fit within United's pay scales, but that should not be a major complication. United could only use Petit in domestic games. He has already played for Barcelona in the Champions' League and would be ineligible for them. However, Ferguson could be tempted as he has no cover for his captain, Roy Keane, and is looking for reinforcements at the back, where Petit has been performing this term. - [14] Priceless Giggsy - Posted Tuesday, December 26, 2000 by tb: By Ken Lawrence in the Moral: Ryan Giggs arrives at Villa Park today having confirmed himself as the one, true total footballer in the Premier-ship and a player even more important to Manchester United than his close friend and colleague David Beckham. The Welshman's devastating performance against Ipswich on Saturday suggested that he can play anywhere. A multi-functional exponent of the beautiful game, Giggs may have made his name as a wiry left winger but will soon complete the decade of development that had made him the embodiment of his side's success. Ipswich, the side with the best away record in the Premiership, were undone by Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, who scored two stunning goals in the space of 11 first-half minutes, both emanating from driven through balls delivered by Beckham. But it was Giggs who really terrorised George Burley's team at Old Trafford. If, as seems likely, he is again deployed in the role of central attacker against Aston Villa, the warm glow they felt after beating Leeds United will be chilled by the fear of taking on a player whom the Ipswich manager deemed 'unplayable'. Giggs, who will complete 10 years in the United side in March, was as comfortable, composed and creative playing alongside So
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- [31] Doh - it's not big but massive - Posted Wednesday, December 13, 2000 by bar-knee: Dunfermline have signed midfielder Gary Mason from Manchester City on a free transfer. Pars manager Jimmy Calderwood said of Mason: "He's had experience of a big, big club and little Barry Nicholson was also at a big, big club, an even bigger one. It's never easy leaving a big club but he wasn't getting a game and he wanted to play football. Barry hasn't missed a game for us and has gained a lot of experience so hopefully Gary will do the same." Surely he must have tongue firmly in cheek with his 'big club' mentions in one sentence alone - but got it mixed up. Big...massive...easy mistake to make! - [30] More FIFA player award handbags - Posted Wednesday, December 13, 2000 by bar-knee: Luis Figo has gone into one over Zidane's win at the FIFA do. "Perhaps it should be renamed 'best player in the European Championship. I don't understand it because the tournament only lasted a month, and besides, the European Championship was won by 22 players - not just one man. I would have liked to have won this award and to have dedicated it to all of my companions and the supporters of Barcelona, Real Madrid and the national team - especially to all of the Portuguese who would have been proud if I had been first in the vote. I would have voted for Figo. I don't feel superior or inferior to others, but if I don't defend myself, what am I going to do?" When he says he'd have voted for Figo - isn't that saying he'd - er - vote for himself. Well who else? - [29] Strachan on his Utd days - Posted Wednesday, December 13, 2000 by bar-knee: >From the Indy On Fergie "He is the best sports psychologist in the world. He tests people when they are younger, and weeds out the weak-minded. You can be technically and physically OK, but if you're weak-minded you go. That's his philosophy. At Aberdeen he made my life a misery on many occasions, and I had to get over that... He remembers the day Fergie became his boss again after Fatko got the sack "Aye. The fifth of November, 1986. I knew he'd be up for it, because he'd already told me that he would only leave Aberdeen for Barcelona or Man Utd. So I was hoping the Barcelona coach would get the sack. I didnae want the same manager again. I wanted to be motivated by new people. But at the same time I was one of the very few who publicly backed Fergie when things weren't going right in those first few years. I said 'give him more time, he'll get it done.' People forget that. "I made sure I didnae socialise with Robbo. I couldnae handle it. I did have a session with him once." Where was that? "I cannae remember. But I loved their company, they were great lads. I used to drive home from training along the M56, and there was a left turn for Wilmslow, where I lived, and a right turn for Hale, where they lived. I used to say that it was left for under three pints a night, and right for more than 10." - [28] UEFA - we must change formats - Posted Wednesday, December 13, 2000 by bar-knee: Gerhard Aigner, director general of European football's governing body Uefa, said: "We aren't going to immediately reform the Champions League or the Uefa Cup but must consider it at some time. I'm convinced the Champions League is too long and the fixture list is saturated. We don't want people to get bored and it's important the competitions are interesting." - [27] More massive news - Posted Wednesday, December 13, 2000 by bar-knee: >From our RN columnist Farrell, Born & Bred "They can't get to Europe cos of localised floods..." "They have games called off 'cos they don't like the rain..." Cos City are a Massive Club Sure you've probably had a few like this already but could you Imagine the amount of stick we'd get if it happened at Old Trafford? Best story I've heard is a group of City fans tore up there stubbs to make confetti to throw in the air - did so and now have to pay again to watch the match when it's replayed!!! But how can they tear up their stubs? Why don't they need them for future match ticket Applications? Massive" - [26] Reserve match changed - Posted Wednesday, December 13, 2000 by bar-knee: Manchester United Reserves home game against Everton has been postponed due to a, wait for it, waterlogged pitch. The original game for Thursday 14 December at Gigg Lane, has been put back to 11 January 2001, the next reserve match in fact. - [25] Fergie - Ole will start on Sunday - Posted Wednesday, December 13, 2000
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- [17] Now what's the difference? - Posted Wednesday, December 27, 2000 by bar-knee: Now remind us - what happened about Becks getting persistently pelted with coins etc at Massive Road? EVERTON could find themselves the subject of an FA inquiry after referee Neale Barry confirmed that he will include in his report from the Boxing Day game an incident in which Coventry City goalkeeper Chris Kirkland was hit on the head by a missile. In the dying minutes of the game, which Coventry won 2-1, Kirkland went down holding his head after being struck by an object thrown from the Goodison Park crowd. Barry has now confirmed that he will inform the Football Association of the incident in his match report, which could see The Toffees facing action.' - [16] Fergie on Ole - Posted Wednesday, December 27, 2000 by bar-knee: "I guess Ole owed us that one. After all, he could easily have scored four goals in this game. That's the thing with Ole, he's not the sort of striker who will carry on missing the target forever!" - [15] Fergie on Boxing Day meals and our injuries - Posted Wednesday, December 27, 2000 by bar-knee: "The menu was restricted to cereals plus eggs, beans and chicken. Players have to be extra disciplined at this time of the year, making sacrifices when other people are out enjoying themselves. I didn't tell the lads at half-time that Arsenal had won 6-1. We don't discuss the opposition, we try to let them worry about us. Now we can look forward to the return of Jaap Stam, Andy Cole, Ronny Johnsen, David May and Mark Bosnich, together with Dwight Yorke free from suspension. I have arranged a special match at Wrexham on January 4 for them all to get extra practise, and it will be great to have that little lot available once more as we push into 2001. Jaap has a final appointment with the specialist on January 3. If all goes well, he and several others might even be available for the FA Cup against Fulham." - [14] More from Fergie - Posted Wednesday, December 27, 2000 by bar-knee: "With only five minutes to go, I was feeling that we would be forced to settle for a draw. That would have pleased our rivals seeing us in such a tight game and then dropping a couple of points. It all came right in the end, however, thanks to the fact that my players never stopped driving forward and refused to accept the situation. The danger was that we might become a fraction careless and actually lose. It needed one superb save from Fabien Barthez to deny a Gilles de Bilde header midway through the second half to make sure we were OK. All in all, I wouldn't call this a great performance. We did what was necessary and it worked out in our favour, so that's fine. Villa showed some good football of their own and stayed with us all the way. But that one incident apart, they never really bothered us in the penalty box. We were able to keep the likes of David Ginola and Paul Merson pretty quiet - then up popped Ole to prove once again that he is one of the best finishers in the business." - [13] More from Shotgun Gregory - Posted Wednesday, December 27, 2000 by bar-knee: "I don't blame Alex for playing things down. Let's face it, adopting that sort of attitude is part of United's make-up. It is one factor which contributes to their greatness. But in reality I suspect that everybody else can abandon their hopes of winning the title this time round. Everyone else is competing for second position in the table. First place is already filled, in my opinion. United simply maintain the right approach, continue producing such excellent football - and continue sitting on top of the pile. I began to think we might pinch something from the game because United had missed several gilt-edged chances. Then bump, it was suddenly all over." - [12] Match report from Torygraph - Posted Wednesday, December 27, 2000 by bar-knee: Villa bubble bursts as Solskjaer keeps United flying high By Matt Lawton (Filed: 26/12/2000) Aston Villa (0) 0 Manchester United (0) 1 FIRST came the balloons, then an overwhelming sense of deflation. Had Aston Villa proved as defiant as the supporters who added a little hot air to their protest against Doug Ellis yesterday, the depressing sense of inevitability that accompanied Manchester United's victory might have been replaced by something rather more exciting. With Arsenal's demolition of Leicester an hour earlier came the hope that this Premiership title race might not be quite as predictable as last season's, that those wishing to preve
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- [23] city programme editor - the weakest link - Goodbye? - Posted Thursday, December 28, 2000 by redend: The city programme editor is in for a spanking after an insult referring to the Munich air disaster appeared in an official match day programme. An article about the best terrace chant of the year mentioned the "Same Old Munichs, Always Cheating". The reference was on the "CityBoys" page for the Derby County game above the disclaimer: "The opinions expressed by the CityBoys are not necessarily the official views of Manchester City FC." Mark Longden, chair of the Independent Manchester United Supporters Association ( (link:http://www.imusa.org) http://www.imusa.org ) , said: "I wonder if the people responsible for these chants realise one of City's greatest keepers, Frank Swift, died on the plane?" According to the Manchester Evening News City's chief spokesman Chris Bird has now apologised and ordered a meeting with match day programme editor Mike Beddow. - [22] YOU WHAT? YOU WHAT? U-WOT-U-WOT-U-WOT? - Posted Thursday, December 28, 2000 by bar-knee: "I'm not motivated by money.. I went to leeds for some glory on the pitch" says Rio Ferdinand. [Yet another player seeking an alternative career in stand-up comedy then. Taxi for Mr Ferdinand.] - [21] Added your name to the petition yet? - Posted Thursday, December 28, 2000 by bar-knee: 'Fed up of the ever spiralling cost of your Season Ticket LMTB or match day ticket ? Can't afford to take the next generation of Reds along due to the cost? Then don't hesitate do your bit and support IMUSA in this campaign. IMUSA Online Petition IMUSA wish to see no ticket price rises for the 2001/2002 season. If you support IMUSA in their campaign, please sign the petition below at : (link:http://www.imusa.org/petition/index.htm) http://www.imusa.org/petition/index.htm IMUSA want to see match ticket prices frozen in the short term, & in the longer term IMUSA wish to see prices reduced, especially in certain categories eg Younger fans. The February board meeting is the time when prices are set for the following season, so we need to act now and encourage every United fan we know to visit the website, sign the petition and add your comments, we MUST make our points count and voices heard.' - [20] Barca deny Becks bid - Posted Thursday, December 28, 2000 by bar-knee: And Ted Beckham wouldn't have it either! Gabriel Masfurroll, Barcelona's principal spokesman (and we only have one who was only just appointed!), said: "I absolutely deny this story. There is no Barca interest in David Beckham, who is currently playing for the richest club in the world." - [19] Mark Lawrenson praises United - Posted Thursday, December 28, 2000 by bar-knee: >From his column in the Mirror. 'Sir Alex Ferguson's men are making sure Arsenal, Liverpool, Leeds and Chelsea are left reaching for the travel sickness pills with their stunning away-day victories. United have won six of their ten games on the road this season and lost only once - and that was at Highbury. Arsenal have managed to go away and win twice - at West Ham and Middlesbrough - and that is the reason they are stuck so far behind in second place. However, you could sit and analyse United's away displays all day and not come up with a better reason than they simply have better players than everyone else. That may sound very simplistic, but it's absolutely true. The likes of Ryan Giggs, Paul Scholes and David Beckham are comfortable on the ball and very good at keeping possession. And the biggest factor in being successful away from home is holding on to the ball - and United are far superior at doing that than anyone else. While in possession, the opposition cannot score. It's as simple as that, but United are past masters at it. United also have the best defensive unit. Okay, so they might have shown a few uncharacteristic frailties at the back this season, but far less than any rival. Then look at Giggs and Beckham. They get in as many tackles and work as hard as anyone else on the pitch and always give their full-backs protection. Furthermore, United do not go chopping and changing as the others do away from home. Fergie keeps a constant throughout the team and that works wonders for them. For teams who cannot win away from home, like Chelsea, it becomes a psychological thing, but with United they have tremendous self-belief that they can always win away. They never line up differently tactically, whereas often Arsenal leave Thierry Henry isolated up front and his hold-up play is definitely not the strongest part of his ga
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- [34] Healy on his way to Preston - Posted Friday, December 29, 2000 by redend: Disappointing news for most of us at RN who wanted to see Healy given a chance but, as always, we have to trust the judgement of Fergie - the man in the know - and with a pretty good record on these things. Preston have paid a club record fee "in excess of £1.5million" to bring David Healy from Manchester United. Its a loan deal initially to beat the lunchtime deadline for permanent signings so that he can be available for the matches against Sheffield United tomorrow and Bolton on New Year's Day. Preston manager David Moyes: "I have been trying for weeks and now we've got someone we think highly of. He is only 21 and fits into the type of player we want at the club. It's the right time, the right price and he will be a great addition to the squad." Healy, who spent part of last season on loan to Port Vale, has already broken into the Northern Ireland side. Preston chief executive Tony Scholes added: "The supporters know we have been chasing a striker for some time. I am delighted we have signed someone of David Healy's quality." We'll be getting reaction to the transfer from the undisputed expert on developing youth & reserve players - RED NEWS's correspondent "The Old Fart". - [33] Pitch inspection latest - Posted Friday, December 29, 2000 by bar-knee: A few of our operatives desperate to find the score out before early starts from Manchester have got in touch with Newcastle who have confirmed that the pitch inspection at St James' will be at or close to 9.30am (that is bloody late though), but on each phone occasion the Geordies - but beware, keep checking during the morning on Radio 5 live, and here, of course - have said that with 200 volunteers they are very confident the game will go ahead tomorrow. Let's just hope the weather doesn't go too mental tonight. - [32] Editor's computer problems - part 3926709 - Posted Friday, December 29, 2000 by bar-knee: Message from Editor: "Hope you all had a great drunken Christmas and best wishes for the New Year. Unfortunately a haze of the past few days celebrating everything and anything has slowed down the sorting out of my computer breakdown from last week - but I'm still in severe problems as a) I've lost all my e.mail addresses b) and any important e.mails that I hadn't as yet replied to (apart from that it all went well!). So if anyone I am in regular (or even not) contact with could just send me a quick e.mail message to [EMAIL PROTECTED] I can then get - don't laugh - my life back in order! (Particularly I am trying to get ahold of Stephen R of Japan, Sean H of Boston, big Fat Kev of, well, any bar, and any good looking women from my past that haven't as yet decided to boil any rabbits I own). - [31] Pitch inspection early tomorrow morning - Posted Friday, December 29, 2000 by bar-knee: There will be a pitch inspection at Newcastle Saturday morning so best to check before travelling as, apparently, it all depends on just how bad the weather gets in Geordie Land tonight. We once played there in the 80s with quite a bit of snow on the pitch, don't think they'd allowed that these days but keep posted for any more news on whether or not the game will go ahead. - [30] Paraglider in the Palace - the real story? - Posted Friday, December 29, 2000 by bar-knee: Paraglider pilot Brett De La Mare the author from Darwin, Australia, who jumped into Buckingham Palace has revealed the reasons why, or so some dodgy tapes we brought off John down the Trafford Centre suggest. "You see, I am a Manchester city season ticket holder and I can't take them anymore. They are so crap that I had to launch a protest so that the Queen as sovereign of our state would do the decent thing and disband the club. If she will ring the head off a pheasant in the name of humanity what price stopping us Bitters watching Goater and Wanchope every week" - [29] Scouse shock! - Posted Friday, December 29, 2000 by bar-knee: 'Prison bosses at Liverpool's Walton jail changed all the locks after a spare set of keys went missing. The operation cost taxpayers around £250,000, the Prison Service confirmed today. It is understood a back-up set was mislaid or stolen sparking fears that they may have fallen into the wrong hands' (i.e. any Scouser). 'The bunch of keys could open locks within the prison - including cells - but could not unlock external doors. More than 1,500 criminals are housed in the category B prison in Hornby Road, Walton' - [28] Blanc de
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- [13] Aussie coach on Bossie - Posted Saturday, December 30, 2000 by tb: "Ferguson obviously has a problem with Mark and it's best for him to get a change of scene sooner rather than later," Farina told the Sydney Daily Telegraph. "If he's not playing regularly for his club it makes it difficult when it comes to being selected for Australia. "I spoke to Mark about the situation several weeks ago and I'm sure he'll make the right decision." - [12] Palermo deadline - Posted Saturday, December 30, 2000 by tb: Apparently we have until Jan 10th to sign Palermo. The Rent Boys and the East end types are also supposed to be interested. - [11] Fergie on Peter's Gong - Posted Saturday, December 30, 2000 by tb: "It's terrific for him and is reflection on his great career. "He was tremendous value to this club when he was here. He had an immense presence. "Defenders also had to get used to the verbal volleying he would give them from time to time, but he only did that because his heart was in it and he was always an absolute winner. "His record was marvellous. During his time here he never finished lower than second in the league and his international career was incredible. "He was won something like 102 caps and winning the European Championship with Denmark was a tremendous achievement when everybody thought they had only gone along there for the trip. "He's had an amazing career and I am very proud of him and very pleased for him and his family." - [10] Peter on MBE - Posted Saturday, December 30, 2000 by tb: "The achievements of Manchester United were truly magnificent and it was great to be part of it. "But until an award of this nature is made, it is hard to understand how significant the achievements were and perhaps how significant your own individual part within it was. "I always enjoyed my time in England and always considered it to be my second home. "To achieve the MBE only serves to consolidate those close ties, ties which I hope will continue throughout my life." - [9] Yonner has too much sherry - Posted Saturday, December 30, 2000 by tb: Shurely, as Sam Allardyce says that he will build an empire like Fergie after 10 years. Nurse! the screens. - [8] Schmikes gets an MBE - more later - Posted Saturday, December 30, 2000 by redend: Schmikes has been awarded an honorary MBE - more later - [7] Some new lies about standing - Posted Saturday, December 30, 2000 by redend: To counter the propaganda and falsehoods being put about by the opposition (to standing) here are some that RED NEWS thought of (maybe "thought of" is pushing it a bit): 1. Standing is cool - sitting down is for piles. 2. Not only is it cool - standing is also hard. It takes about a year for a baby to master it. After that, seating is shunned for safety reasons. 3. Standing is not only safe - its so good it will find a cure for cancer and solve world poverty. 4. It also looks after small fluffy animals that are ill - would you vote for a politician who tried to stop that? 5. Letting rip in a football ground after a Friday night out on the ale - it's a traditional pastime. Plastic seats have taken the entertainment out of it as the culprit is now all too easily identified due to the audible warning signal amplified by the adjacent polycarbonate surface. At which point SPS arrive. 6. Standing makes a man's genitals extend measurably. This is actually true but unfortunately the effect is only temporary unless, like me, you tie a house brick to it and wait for the wind to change. 7. Can't be bothered to think of any more now ... send us your entries to [EMAIL PROTECTED] or post them in the forum (RedTalk > Forum). - [6] Gregory issues an apology - Posted Saturday, December 30, 2000 by redend: So shotgun finally turns his weapon on himself. (A neat party trick if you can do this but apparently it takes years of yoga practice to avoid putting your back out). ASTON VILLA manager John Gregory has issued a public apology to Doug Ellis after making derogatory comments about his chairman in the media. The two met on Friday after Gregory suggested that Ellis was "stuck in a time-warp", which, along with other comments, angered the Villa Park supremo. After a humiliating climbdown Gregory left with his tail between his legs (which brings us back to the first paragraph?). - [5] Standing - some rambling thoughts --
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- [28] Top 5 tonight - Posted Saturday, December 30, 2000 by tb: Man Utd21 47 Arsenal21 39 Ipswich21 37 Sunderland 21 36 Leicester 20 35 Oh yes, and here's the bottom 5, seeing as you asked! Derby 21 20 Coventry 21 20 Middlesbrough 19 19 Man City 21 19 Bradford 20 12 - [27] Fergie/Robson on penalty - Posted Saturday, December 30, 2000 by tb: "I think he brought him down and the referee waited to see if there was an advantage," said Ferguson. "I've seen them given and I've seen them not given. I thought it was more of a penalty a minute later when (Nicky) Butt was brought down - but you're not going to get two." (as the ref was Mike 'toast of Leeds tonight' Riley!! But Robson countered: "I thought it was harsh. Griffin made a little error on the first incident and he was clumsy rather than being technically incorrect. He went down in stages, Giggs, but he's entitled to do that. He's a clever player and I'm not criticising anybody who does that. But a lot of referees would have just turned their back on those and said 'play on." - [26] Robson pleased with point as well - Posted Saturday, December 30, 2000 by tb: "When the goal went in, I said to my staff 'that will do me, if we don't lose this one, we'll settle for a point,"' he said. "And I think at that stage, Alex would have settled for a point as well because he would have been thinking that they could lose it. At the end of the day, it was a diplomatic result. I think it was fair. We were never out-played, we soldiered on, and although they had two great moves in the second-half, on both occasions we got bodies behind the ball, people in the box and blocked shots with magnificent defending. We had guys who threw themselves in and got us out of trouble when it was on an edge, but other than on those two occasions, we did well against them". - [25] Fergie - a point gained - Posted Saturday, December 30, 2000 by tb: "It's a point gained, I have to say that, a good point," added Ferguson. "I don't think many teams will win here. "They showed an incredible energy and desire, hunted every ball, fought for everything, and I don't think we deserved any more than we got. "The only thing I'm disappointed with - apart from the performance because I think we should be better than that - was that we had the chance to finish them off after half-time. "We missed three terrific chances and we've suffered now because of that. If we'd have scored the second goal, we'd have won the game comfortably. "But they always had something to hang on to, Newcastle and the three substitutions changed the game for them. They got width on the left-hand side through the lad Glass, put (Kieron) Dyer into midfield, and I think they deserved the point fully. "I think teams will find it very difficult to win up here. I'm surprised they've lost a game here this season. "Yes, it's a good point for us, an excellent point for us." - [24] Fergie optimistic - Posted Saturday, December 30, 2000 by tb: "I would say that, if we're eight points clear on New Year's Day, the shape of the league takes place and then we'll see where the challengers come from," he said. "But I think we'll improve in the second half. I think there are some things that are encouraging, like the return of (Andy) Cole, (Teddy) Sheringham and (Dwight) Yorke, for instance. "(Jaap) Stam, (Ronny) Johnsen, those players are all on their way back, Quinton Fortune should be fit for Monday, and when you add it all together, it's a much stronger pool of players to choose from." - [23] FINAL SCORE - Posted Saturday, December 30, 2000 by bar-knee: Newcastle 1 (Glass 81) United 1 (Becks penalty mid-way through first-half) Arse 2 Sunderland 2 (Arse were 2-0 up) City 1 Charlton 4 (City second from bottom now) We are still 8 points clear. - [22] Not Again! - Posted Saturday, December 30, 2000 by tb: As Jack Straw is thinking of doing what Thatcher couldn't - ban away supporters and make join official fan clubs. - From the Indy. Football supporters may be forced to become members of official fan clubs to attend away matches, if Government plans come to fruition. The move – one of a wide-ranging set of proposals that the Government thinks will eradicate racism and xenophobia from the English game – could see a scheme introduced not unlike the "identity card" system Margaret Thatcher's proposed in the 1980s. That idea was pilloried by critics for its 'Big Brother' overtones, but sources at W
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- [30] Dream on - Part 48767 - Posted Tuesday, January 2, 2001 by bar-knee: O'Leary: "I remember in the euphoria following our win over Lazio, someone came up to me and said 'we can win the Champions League'. I can't do anything about people getting carried away like that. We are keen to win a trophy or two as soon as possible, but in all honesty I could not give you a date when we'll pick up our first silverware." 25 years anyone? - [29] Not a lot of people know that - Posted Tuesday, January 2, 2001 by bar-knee: Our crowd of 67,603 last night was the highest Premiership gate ever. - [28] More from Redknapp - Posted Tuesday, January 2, 2001 by bar-knee: "Other clubs have spent £70million to £80million to try to compete with them but I don't think anyone is anywhere near them. When you think they've still got key players to come back - Jaap Stam, Andy Cole, Teddy Sheringham - it's frightening for everyone else." - [27] Fergie looks at our rivals - Posted Tuesday, January 2, 2001 by bar-knee: "Arsenal, because of the experience they have got, will be a challenger. Sunderland's results have been impressive, and when you couple Sunderland with the support base they have got they can have a big drive that will keep them going - rather like Leeds last season. "When you're winning games the confidence is high and I think they could continue to challenge. Liverpool are a big, strong athletic team and they will keep going. Ipswich keep surprising everyone but I think they will be happy to be in the top six and I don't see anyone else. It is difficult to come from behind now. We're getting where we are because we have a team that has stayed together. We've not made any changes, it's a maturing team and their hunger has always been good. It doesn't concern me about what people say about it being a bad league - it's not a bad league. We've had some frights this year and have lost two-goal leads three times. So it's not that bad a league." - [26] Yawn bloody yawn - Posted Tuesday, January 2, 2001 by bar-knee: Today's, get yer story published by using Posh & Becks 'Posh and Becks could appear on British postage stamps if an expert gets his way. Stamp expert Peter Jennings, a Fellow of the Royal Philatelic Society London, wants the Royal Mail to scrap the convention that no living people other than the Royal Family may appear on them. Mr Jennings believes popular, 'cool' personalities, like Posh Spice and David Beckham, are needed on Royal Mail stamps of the 21st century to attract younger collectors. The so-called convention has already been flouted when Queen drummer Roger Taylor was pictured on a stamp in June 1999 with the late singer Freddie Mercury.' - [25] Chelsea ticket details - Posted Tuesday, January 2, 2001 by bar-knee: 'Chelsea v Manchester United Stamford Bridge, Saturday 10th February, Kick off 3pm. We have received an allocation of approximately 3000 tickets priced at £32 adults £11 under 16's - please note there is no concession for over 65's. Postal applications are now being accepted from Season Ticket Holders on production of voucher 34 (duly completed), letter of application, open cheque (made payable to MUFC), sae and the following 4 match vouchers properly affixed to the official token sheet:31 (RSC Anderlecht) 32 (PSV Eindhoven) 33 (Dynamo Kiev) 34 (Panathinaikos). Private Box/Exec Suite and Club Class Members can also apply in the usual manner quoting their facilities held. All applications need to be received in the Ticket Office no later than 5p.m. on Friday 5th January 2001. As we anticipate being heavily oversubscribed a postal ballot will be held to determine the successful applicants.' - [24] Old Fart reaction to Healy transfer - Posted Tuesday, January 2, 2001 by bar-knee: The Red News reporter - see Features on this web site - for reserve matches gave us this excellent personal insight into the surprising transfer of David Healy. "I've been wrong before (I said to my dad that Whiteside wouldn't make it when I saw him for the first time in the Youth team!) but I have my doubts about Healy. Plainly the man who's opinion matters, the Wizard, doesn't think he's good enough for Manchester United so that has to be good enough for me. I've watched the kid for a few years now, both in the Youth and Reserve teams, he has ability of that there can be no doubt, but, and it is a big BUT, I have said often that I thought that he lacks commitment, that he always wanted the ball to his feet and didn
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- [32] Aberdeen deny Fergie story - Posted Wednesday, January 3, 2001 by bar-knee: In an announcement to the Stock Exchange, Aberdeen Football Club plc said: "An article appeared in The Daily Telegraph of 3 January 2001 concerning the possible future involvement of Sir Alex Ferguson in the affairs of the Company. The Board of Aberdeen wishes to make it clear that it has had no discussions whatsoever with Sir Alex regarding either his engagement in the management of the Club or of his becoming an investor in Aberdeen Football Club PLC.' The Telegraph report said: "But The Daily Telegraph has learned that United's initiative is about to be challenged by Ferguson's previous club and they are prepared to give him a 50.1 percent shareholding if that is what is required to get their man. On the alternative investment market, Aberdeen's value is around 7,000,000 pounds ($10.5 million), so Ferguson would be handed just over half that amount." - [31] World Exclusive - Posted Wednesday, January 3, 2001 by bar-knee: One of our many high profiled sources say United have apparently done a deal with Excalibur (now merged to form Convera) to exploit digital media in the future - presumably pictures and audio/video over the internet. The deal has yet to be announced to the media. In December, 2000 Excalibur Technologies merged with Intel's Interactive Media Services to create a new company-Convera. Leveraging the strengths of these organizations, Convera empowers content owners to quickly, easily and confidently extract value from their high-worth digital content inside the enterprise and on the Internet. Remember you read it here at www.rednews.co.uk first... - [30] Stick to the footie Dwight - Posted Wednesday, January 3, 2001 by bar-knee: As the tabloids reports that, once again, topless model Jordan (thanks for the mamories) the one with the biggest tits outside of Maine Road, liased with Dwight Yorke after our game on Monday. - [29] Leeds player pleads guilty - Posted Wednesday, January 3, 2001 by bar-knee: 'Former Leeds striker Tony Yeboah has been convicted of evading £738,000 of tax in a German court. Yeboah, who currently plays for Hamburg, was fined £130,000, after prosecutors told the court that his former club Eintracht Frankfurt had used a fictitious promotional contract to avoid tax payments in 1993.' - [28] And Joe Royle said - Posted Wednesday, January 3, 2001 by bar-knee: "I decided that we needed warriors in the side and that's why I brought Andy Morrison in as much as anything." (don't you mean large rotound people?) "I know that nothing fazes Andy. I know there is a big question mark over his fitness at this level but playing between two centre-halves he can handle it because he's a superb footballer." (er, don't you mean fat git?) "He is a great organiser and for whatever reason he's hardly played in the Premier League before now. He should have been a Premiership player with his assets for ten years. He knows the game inside out and is very clever in that middle position of a back three. He's short of match fitness but we have to look after him - and make sure he's fit for next weekend." - [27] United players banned from internationals - Posted Wednesday, January 3, 2001 by bar-knee: 'Ole Gunnar Solskjaer and Ronny Johnsen have placed their international careers in jeopardy by failing to agree a sponsorship deal with Norwegian football's governing body. Solskjaer and Johnsen, along with Spurs striker Steffen Iversen, have refused to sign the £25million deal because they would then be precluded from signing other, possibly more lucrative, individual sponsorship contracts.' "We are both surprised and disappointed that some of the players don't want to be with us in the future, but there are important principals at stake here and we have no choice," said Norwegian footie chief Per Ravn Omdal. "This is not a very good situation for us, but I hope that more players will not follow these three. A few cannot ruin the financing of the entire national team. The players knew the consequences." Tore Andre Flo, Eirik Bakke, Vegard Heggem and Thomas Myhre are as yet undecided on who to follow. 'Coca Cola, Umbro and Compaq are among the companies who have ploughed money into the sponsorship package - but only on the understanding that all players sign up to it.' Iverson said: "I would like to reach an agreement with them, but the way they have tried to force us to sign is unbelievably stupid. It is very important for me to play in the national team and that is why I want
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- [37] The best fans in the world .. - ...turn up in their 100's Posted Thursday, January 4, 2001 by redend: Just announced on GMR - city have tickets left for their FA Cup game against Birmingham at the weekend. In fact, they have so many left that there will be payment at the turnstyles into the Kippax! - [36] Why Cardiff for FA Cup? - Posted Thursday, January 4, 2001 by redend: Why pick Cardiff for the FA Cup finals? Not that we've got anything against it. But did placing the finals in Cardiff have anything to do with avoiding building support for holding finals at any other English venues? OK its an outrageous suggestion - but we could actually hold some events outside London - especially after the massive successes of the Dome, the Wobbly Bridge & the River of Fire - not to mention the Wheel of Fortune (is it ready, & do you want to stay up there all night?). And New Wembley is a textbook example of a well planned project too isn't it? Manchester has previously hosted a final but I doubt if the Fallowfield stadium is up to it now - a billion quids worth of lottery money please? Grants Meister: "Are you in London?" Mancunian Beggar: "No" Grants Meister: "£uck off then" - [35] Wombles to be shafted? - Posted Thursday, January 4, 2001 by redend: NEW FOOTBALL once again riding roughshod over tradition in the pursuit of a profit for the snouts in the trough (oink - I am a Manchester United shareholder). Today's Evening Standard has a story claiming that Wimbledon FC are seriously considering a move to Milton Keynes. There is a quote from the Dons Chairman saying: "Milton Keynes has a lot to offer [concrete cows ?] and looks like the most realistic option.[Apart from moving back to your own ground!!??] We have a responsibility to our loyal supporter base [which we may ignore] but they have to be rational [ok - we will ignore it]." Its little different from the American sporting franchises where they just uproot a club (and rename it) and move it to another city. Another example of "The customer is always right - but you're not the right customer!" - [34] The crap man from west 'am he say no - Posted Thursday, January 4, 2001 by bar-knee: Even Lomas doesn't want to play for city... "I'm settled here and have never asked for a transfer. There have been teams in for me before and I have never once banged on Harry's door. There was something in the press about my wife not being settled which can't be further from the truth. She loves it down here, I love it down here, so it's out of order to say that really. At the end of the day I wouldn't have signed a five-year contract if I didn't think I could honour it, and that's what I intend to do. nless the club tell me any different I am more than happy to be at West Ham and proud to play for them. I think Manchester City are looking to spend a bit of money to get themselves out of trouble but I've not really had any contact. Manchester City was a big part of my career and I enjoyed my time there, apart from the last seven or eight months, but I've moved on from that: they chose to get rid of me, I never asked for a transfer." In other words - not even the captain of the Titanic would ask to transfer to another sinking ship again. - [33] Next 3 Finals at Cardiff in fact - Posted Thursday, January 4, 2001 by bar-knee: FA chief executive Adam Crozier said: "The negotiations that preceded this announcement have been lengthy and complex. We're grateful to the stadium authorities, local council and the police for their help in reaching a successful conclusion. As we saw during the Rugby World Cup in 1999, the Millennium Stadium generates a unique atmosphere - the kind of atmosphere we believe is ideal for the FA Cup final and Charity Shield." Shame that the pitch is such a bog of shite! - [32] Healy deal finally sorted - Posted Thursday, January 4, 2001 by bar-knee: David healy has completed his £1.5 million transfer to Preston on a four-and-a- half-year contract at Deepdale. "I am pleased to just finally get it all sorted an I am happy to be here," Healy told the official Preston website. "I was interested straight away as soon as I knew. I sort of knew that Preston were interested, but the gaffer at Manchester United keeps things to himself. He told me that David Moyes was a good manager and that the club was going places, that there was a lot of young talent and was he happy to let me go here. It's not difficult to leave Manchester United, because I knew I wasn't going to get first team football and, at
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- [44] Fergie apparently in Italy tomorrow - Posted Friday, January 5, 2001 by bar-knee: Italian press quoted as saying: "We have just received confirmation from an official at Vicenza" that Sir Alex Ferguson will watch Bari play and the Italian 'superkid' in action. - [43] Norwegian update - Posted Friday, January 5, 2001 by bar-knee: NFA director of information Roger Solheim has said: "If the players are thinking about a sponsor deal, we will need to sit down with them and find a solution. It should be okay for them to agree for products that are not in competition with our partners and sponsors." The Norway manager met Ole on Thursday and Ole said: "We spoke about games we have played and games that are coming up. Hopefully I can perform well enough for United to get picked." Semb his national coach, said: "We took a look at the past, the present and the future. I hope that the can solve it so I can pick players from the top shelf" (thought that was only dirty mags that came from there?) Brugge's Norwegian coach Trond Sollied got involved - why - by adding: "It is a shame that it has come to this, but it is no catastrophe that these players are banned. It is very clear that this is a money issue. Tore Andre Flo has even been dropped from the team, and Ronny Johnsen has not been playing much because he is injured all the time. Ole Gunnar Solskjaer has been very much up and down, although he is good when he gets to play up front. Steffen Iversen has also been poor. My team would be: Frode Olsen; Christer Basma, Henning Berg, Erik Hoftun, Andre Bergdolmo; Magne Hoseth, Bent Skammelsrud, Roar Strand; Thorstein Helstad, John Carew, Oyvind Leonhardsen. You would not see the difference." And who asked you anyway... - [42] Large number of forgeries around - Posted Friday, January 5, 2001 by bar-knee: According to the police as they say between 300-600 tickets are floating around for our game on Sunday. Bizarre - who would have thought it for a 5,500 allocation. - [41] Lomas doesn't want to go - but city are still trying! - Posted Friday, January 5, 2001 by bar-knee: city's chief operating officer Chris Bird said: "They said yesterday that they had accepted our offer, but we've had no official response from West Ham. Once we get that we will start talks with Steve and that will probably be some time over the weekend." - [40] We're all off to sunny, er, Belgium - Posted Friday, January 5, 2001 by bar-knee: John O'Shea and Jimmy Davis have joined Royal Antwerp for three months on loan. - [39] Scholes - try and match us ABUs - Posted Friday, January 5, 2001 by bar-knee: "We aren't going to take our foot off the pedal - in fact we want to press this lead on now. It's just someone's opinion that we have made it boring, but it is up to other teams to get better and beat us. We have had some tough games against the likes of Arsenal, Liverpool and Chelsea. It's just that we have been more consistent than the others. The likes of Liverpool and Arsenal have dropped some silly points. This is a massive club and people demand that you win. If you want to stay here and be successful, you have to be a winner. We don't really need motivating - the manager may do it every now and again, but these players don't particularly need it. We have a reminder from three years ago, when we had a 12-point gap, so I think that will keep driving us on. We know that Arsenal aren't finished yet and are more than capable of coming with a good run so, hopefully, we aim to win every game." - [38] Fergie on Barthez flu - Posted Friday, January 5, 2001 by bar-knee: "Fabien has been really bad for a week. He was suffering at Newcastle and against West Ham. I told him to get to his bed for a few days to see if he could get rid of it but he phoned last night to say he was still bad. The doc has been out today to look at him and he's got a really bad dose of it. It's a blow but Raimond Van der Gouw will come in." - [37] Barthez out for Sunday with flu - Posted Friday, January 5, 2001 by bar-knee: So who will take his place? Barthez is out of Sunday's game with flu. Raimond van der Gouw is expected to come in though. Team (from): van der Gouw, P Neville, G Neville, Brown, Silvestre, Beckham, Keane, Butt, Giggs, Solskjaer, Yorke, Sheringham, Scholes, Fortune, Irwin, Wallwork, Chadwick, Greening, Bosnich/Rachubka. - [36] Dwight on Fulham ---
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- [25] Yorkie on Saha (the last mention, honest!) - Posted Saturday, January 6, 2001 by tb: "Fantastic," said Yorke. "He's scored nearly 20 goals already this season. "Obviously we have got to respect the way they play, but if we play to our full potential then we don't need any sort of encouragement to go out and play. "We want to win every game, even though we know it's going to be very difficult. We are determined to go out there and get a result." - [24] Yorkie wants revenge too - Posted Saturday, January 6, 2001 by tb: "The FA Cup is just special," he said. "The FA Cup is always special and it's just something we want to win after being excluded last year. "We would have liked to have defended it, but that was down to the plc of Manchester United. "We are their employees and we just go out there and play wherever they want us to play. "But due to certain circumstances that wasn't allowed. "We've got a chance to get it back this year and that's what we want to do." - [23] Do you feel lucky? - Posted Saturday, January 6, 2001 by tb: Well do you? SIR ALEX FERGUSON has become almost a one-man betting industry after steering Manchester United towards another treble. The Mirror's exclusive this week that Celtic boss Martin O'Neill is coveted as Fergie's successor saw Hills slash the the Irishman to 7-2 second-favourite (behind Steve McLaren at 2-1) to be the next Old Trafford guv'nor. Fergie is 16-1 to complete a second treble in three years, and just 5- 4 to lead United to a title triumph by a record 19 points or more. United, with 51 goals from 22 Premiership matches, are just 2-1 to reach the 100 milestone, even though they have only 16 games left. Give that one a wide berth, especially as towards the end of the season more than half-a-dozen teams will be battling for their lives. For the dreamers, and Liverpool fans, Fergie is 10-1 to win nowt. - [23] Wenger talks up Tigana - Posted Saturday, January 6, 2001 by tb: "He has pushed through his vision of football and stuck to it," said Wenger "He has an eye for a player and an ability to spot talent and make use of them. He is also a big enough name to attract top players. That will make Fulham a dangerous team in the Premiership." - [22] Talk like an Egyptian - Posted Saturday, January 6, 2001 by tb: As Al Fayed "Football is like the finest malt whisky," he said. "It can take you away to another world. There is no finer form of escape. In Egypt before the revolution, the passion for the game was just as great as it is here. "For me to have a ball at my feet was like breathing. It was natural. When I was 14, I thought I was the best player in the world, a great centre forward scoring goals like no tomorrow. No-one could stop me in those days." (after how many bottles of Malt was this!) The odd million aside, little has changed. Loaded though Al Fayed may be, he rubbished reports of a pounds 50,000 bet on a Fulham victory tomorrow. He wouldn't even dare suggest a score, preferring to leave such matters in the hands of Allah. "All I hope is that on the day, Allah is Egyptian." - [21] Part time supporters - Posted Saturday, January 6, 2001 by tb: Or are they refugees from the Bates Motel? Al Fayed is just where he likes to be this weekend, at the centre of the universe. The visit of United is the perfect showcase for him and his team, a no-lose occasion during which all eyes will be focused on him and his vibrant enterprise. He promises fireworks along the Thames, Scottish pipers, celebrities in the stands, a day to remember for all the right reasons. "It is an honour to welcome a club like United to Craven Cottage, a matter of great personal pride for me. The result is not the issue. That the game has been moved to Sunday with all the interest in it is a mark of how far this club has come. "When I took over we had barely 4,000 fans at home games. We could get 50,000 in now. We play to win, of course, and with luck things will go our way, but the future of this club does not rest on the result of tomorrow's game. The picture is much, much bigger for us." - [20] Fantasy Pharoh - Posted Saturday, January 6, 2001 by tb: As Al Fayed spouts: 'My dream is to take us beyond United and be best in Europe' MOHAMED AL FAYED has spent more than pounds 70million on making Fulham certainties for the Premiership and tomorrow his runaway First Division leaders will get a taste of the future his money has bought. There could be no better ba
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- [36] 3rd round results - Posted Saturday, January 6, 2001 by tb: No major shocks apart from Charlton scraping a draw with Dagenham & Redbridge. Even City failed to live up to their reputation (only just mind - 3-0 up at half time!) Blackburn 2 Chester 0 Bolton 2 Yeovil 1 Bournemouth 2 Gillingham 3 Burnley 2 Scunthorpe 2 Cardiff 1 Crewe 1 Carlisle 0 Arsenal 1 Charlton 1 Dag & Red 1 Chelsea 5 Peterborough 0 Derby 3 West Brom 2 Huddersfield 0 Bristol City 2 Leeds 1 Barnsley 0 Leicester 3 York 0 Leyton Orient 0 Tottenham 1 Liverpool 3 Rotherham 0 Luton 3 QPR 3 Man City 3 Birmingham 2 Morecambe 0 Ipswich 3 Portsmouth 1 Tranmere 2 Preston 0 Stockport 1 Sheff Wed 2 Norwich 1 Southampton 1 Sheff Utd 0 Southend 0 Kingstonian 1 Sunderland 0 Crystal Palace 0 Swindon 0 Coventry 2 Walsall 2 West Ham 3 Watford 1 Everton 2 Wimbledon 2 Notts County 2 Wycombe 1 Grimsby 1 - [35] Robbo after Denis? - Posted Saturday, January 6, 2001 by tb: Could just be the usual Teamtalk tactics so read with care! Middlesbrough have been linked with a summer move for Denis Irwin and the player who wants his Old Trafford place - Australian Brett Emerton. Terry Venables is believed to have agreed with Bryan Robson that they should make a move for the 35-year-old when his current United contract expires at the end of the season. Irwin has signed one-year extensions to his contract for the last three seasons, but sources claim he has come to the conclusion that this year will be his last at the club. The emergence of Mickael Silvestre as the manager's favourite for the left-back slot and the increased competition for the right back role has left Irwin to consider his options - one of which is a lucrative Bosman-style move in the summer. Sir Alex Ferguson has said he wants the Republic of Ireland star to remain and there have been talks between the club and his agent, but Irwin has never left it this late in a season to sign before. If the reports are true that the Teesiders are ready to offer him a £30,000-a-week deal when he is out of contract in June - then he could be strongly tempted to join his old pal Robson at the Riverside. - [34] The Fergie Italian job latest - Posted Saturday, January 6, 2001 by tb: Reports in Italy claim Sir Alex Ferguson has arrived to watch Bari's Antonio Cassano - but English sources say his brother has gone instead. The manager's brother, Martin Ferguson, is United's European scout and has been keeping close tabs on the 18-year-old for the past two seasons. It was reported earlier this week that Sir Alex would be making a personal check this weekend, when Bari are away at Vicenza today, but the boss might have changed his mind after his trip became public knowledge. United will also reportedly watch Atalanta midfielder Cristiano Doni, who would cost nothing in the summer, against league leaders Roma on Sunday. The 27-year-old midfielder is yet to sign a new contract with the Nerazzurri and is currently stalling on signing a new deal. United were reported to be watching 22-year-old Atalanta striker Fausto Rossini earlier this season. - [33] Early team news - Posted Saturday, January 6, 2001 by tb: Paul Scholes and Denis Irwin are set to shake off knocks and join Teddy Sheringham in contention for a start against Fulham tomorrow. All three travel to London for the FA Cup third round tie which Sir Alex Ferguson is taking very seriously. The United boss will field his strongest possible side with Raimond van der Gouw deputising for flu-ridden first choice keeper Fabien Barthez. Sheringham may start on the bench after a 60-minute workout against Wrexham on Thursday, where he immediately rediscovered his scoring touch. Luke Chadwick is back after a one-match suspension. Fulham are ravaged by injury and suspension problems and their midfield has been hit the hardest. Sean Davis is banned while John Collins (hamstring) and Lee Clark (Achilles) are doubtful and Wayne Collins is out. Barry Hayles, second top scorer behind Louis Saha, has a problem with his ankle and insists he will not be fit. He said: "I can barely walk on it at the moment let alone run, so I can't see any chance of it healing in time. ''It's a big blow for me but there's nothing I can do." The Cottagers' captain Chris Coleman is out for the season after the horrific car crash injuries he sustained this week and will be replaced by hapless ex-Man City defender Kit Symons (Aren't they all?). Kick-off, don't forget, is at 1pm (GMT). United (probable): van der Gouw, P.Neville, G.Neville, Brown, Irwin (or Silvestre), Keane, Beckham, Scholes, Giggs, Yorke, Solskjaer. Subs (also from): Bosnich, Rachubka, W
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- [13] Are we killing football? - Posted Sunday, January 7, 2001 by tb: Is the headline in the Indy. There follows the following discusion between an Indy Journo and Alex Fynn. JOHN LICHFIELD Manchester United-baiting and hating has reached a new crescendo of illogic. A year ago, we were being asked to detest England's most successful football club because they had withdrawn from the FA Cup and flown to Brazil (at the request of the Football Association). This January, we are supposed to hate United because they are cantering towards their third Premiership title in succession (and their seventh in nine years). I must declare an interest. I've been a Man Utd fan for 46 years. The billion-pound, multinational corporation of 2001 is not the club I watched home and away in the 1960s and 1970s. They have knocked down the Old Trafford I adored and replaced it with a soulless mega-stadium, appended to a shopping mall. But all of football has changed. The terraces have gone. Money and television rule. This is not just a United problem. ALEX FYNN The happy coincidence of the advent of the Premiership which changed the way football is structured, financed and presented, and the emergence of Man Utd as box-office stars has made football into showbusiness. On one level their quality of play has even their critics applauding, but there is concern that their monopoly will devalue the Premiership. With the compliance of BSkyB, the Premiership has become the only competition that matters in English football, and as a showcase it cannot afford to be dominated by one club alone. Football is both a live event but more important in terms of its popularity, a television spectacular. And the omens are not good, with television audiences falling. If this trend continues and television loses interest the whole edifice will crumble. JL It is a peculiarly British kind of logic that suggests English football is being undermined by the excellence of its most successful, skilful and hard-working team. Is Tiger Woods destroying golf? Is Pete Sampras undermining tennis? I reject the argument that United's success is something abnormal; something stolen from all the other clubs; something destructive. What about Liverpool's domination of the 1970s and 1980s? AF United can only be called a great team when they have extended their domestic dominance to Europe. To date they have underperformed. They have yet to match the record of Liverpool or even Nottingham Forest. Only when they spent £25m on Jaap Stam, Dwight Yorke and Jesper Blomqvist did they achieve the treble in 1999. But they have subsequently fallen short, outspent by the megaclubs of Spain and Italy which have prioritised success for their fans rather than dividends for their shareholders. JL Manchester United, the PLC, is a well-run business, perhaps the best-run sporting business in the world. That does not guarantee anything for the team. Victory does not follow wealth in football (just look at United's record between 1968 and 1993). AF What Manchester United do have is exceptional brand value. Their heritage of triumph, tragedy and glamour gives them an appeal on a worldwide basis that no other sporting club has. Butif we are going to halt the United bandwagon the ability to raid the transfer market with impunity should be limited to before and once during the season. That would prevent rich clubs like United attempting to buy success. JL Of the 14 players used by United in their last league game, nine had come up though the club's youth teams. Sir Alex Ferguson has spent a fortune on a few star players in recent years, but not significantly more than Liverpool, Chelsea, Arsenal or Leeds (and far less than European rivals, such as Real Madrid or Lazio). AF True. Ferguson's far-sighted investment in youth will continue to pay dividends. The players show exceptional commitment. They've grown up together so we have the unique situation in English football of talented young players at the summit of their art who will dominate the game domestically for the next decade. JL United have played well this season but their points total just after the half-way point – 50 – is about the level any championship-seeking club needs to reach. Their nearest rivals have 39 points, well below championship pace. United are walking away with the Premiership (again) because the other contenders have constantly fallen flat against the weaker teams. Is this United's fault? AF Things would change if there was a second division to the Premiership. Clubs and players would move up and down the system. The chasm between the Premiership and the rest would be lessened, raising the standard of play and leading to more competitive club football. - [12] Getting their priorities right - Posted Sunday, January
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- [13] Are we killing football? - Posted Sunday, January 7, 2001 by tb: Is the headline in the Indy. There follows the following discusion between an Indy Journo and Alex Fynn. JOHN LICHFIELD Manchester United-baiting and hating has reached a new crescendo of illogic. A year ago, we were being asked to detest England's most successful football club because they had withdrawn from the FA Cup and flown to Brazil (at the request of the Football Association). This January, we are supposed to hate United because they are cantering towards their third Premiership title in succession (and their seventh in nine years). I must declare an interest. I've been a Man Utd fan for 46 years. The billion-pound, multinational corporation of 2001 is not the club I watched home and away in the 1960s and 1970s. They have knocked down the Old Trafford I adored and replaced it with a soulless mega-stadium, appended to a shopping mall. But all of football has changed. The terraces have gone. Money and television rule. This is not just a United problem. ALEX FYNN The happy coincidence of the advent of the Premiership which changed the way football is structured, financed and presented, and the emergence of Man Utd as box-office stars has made football into showbusiness. On one level their quality of play has even their critics applauding, but there is concern that their monopoly will devalue the Premiership. With the compliance of BSkyB, the Premiership has become the only competition that matters in English football, and as a showcase it cannot afford to be dominated by one club alone. Football is both a live event but more important in terms of its popularity, a television spectacular. And the omens are not good, with television audiences falling. If this trend continues and television loses interest the whole edifice will crumble. JL It is a peculiarly British kind of logic that suggests English football is being undermined by the excellence of its most successful, skilful and hard-working team. Is Tiger Woods destroying golf? Is Pete Sampras undermining tennis? I reject the argument that United's success is something abnormal; something stolen from all the other clubs; something destructive. What about Liverpool's domination of the 1970s and 1980s? AF United can only be called a great team when they have extended their domestic dominance to Europe. To date they have underperformed. They have yet to match the record of Liverpool or even Nottingham Forest. Only when they spent £25m on Jaap Stam, Dwight Yorke and Jesper Blomqvist did they achieve the treble in 1999. But they have subsequently fallen short, outspent by the megaclubs of Spain and Italy which have prioritised success for their fans rather than dividends for their shareholders. JL Manchester United, the PLC, is a well-run business, perhaps the best-run sporting business in the world. That does not guarantee anything for the team. Victory does not follow wealth in football (just look at United's record between 1968 and 1993). AF What Manchester United do have is exceptional brand value. Their heritage of triumph, tragedy and glamour gives them an appeal on a worldwide basis that no other sporting club has. Butif we are going to halt the United bandwagon the ability to raid the transfer market with impunity should be limited to before and once during the season. That would prevent rich clubs like United attempting to buy success. JL Of the 14 players used by United in their last league game, nine had come up though the club's youth teams. Sir Alex Ferguson has spent a fortune on a few star players in recent years, but not significantly more than Liverpool, Chelsea, Arsenal or Leeds (and far less than European rivals, such as Real Madrid or Lazio). AF True. Ferguson's far-sighted investment in youth will continue to pay dividends. The players show exceptional commitment. They've grown up together so we have the unique situation in English football of talented young players at the summit of their art who will dominate the game domestically for the next decade. JL United have played well this season but their points total just after the half-way point – 50 – is about the level any championship-seeking club needs to reach. Their nearest rivals have 39 points, well below championship pace. United are walking away with the Premiership (again) because the other contenders have constantly fallen flat against the weaker teams. Is this United's fault? AF Things would change if there was a second division to the Premiership. Clubs and players would move up and down the system. The chasm between the Premiership and the rest would be lessened, raising the standard of play and leading to more competitive club football. - [12] Getting their priorities right - Posted Sunday, January
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- [26] 4th Round in full - Posted Sunday, January 7, 2001 by tb: To be played over 27-29 Jan Manchester United v West Ham Sunderland/Crystal Palace v Ipswich Gillingham v Chelsea Bradford/Middlesbrough v Wimbledon/Notts County Bristol City v Kingstonian Bolton v Burnley/Scunthorpe Blackburn v Derby Manchester City v Coventry Cardiff/Crewe v Stockport Southampton v Sheff Wed Wycombe/Grimsby v Wolves Charlton/Dag-Red v Tottenham Leeds v Liverpool Everton v Tranmere Luton/QPR v Arsenal Newcastle/Aston Villa v Leicester - [25] Ole prepared for the drop - Posted Sunday, January 7, 2001 by tb: "I am mentally prepared to be dropped again." "The recent goals are very satisfying to me but, at a club like United, you always have to be prepared to be left out. The competition is so tough and your record does not mean anything. All that counts is what you can deliver at the moment." I feel my position is a little bit stronger now. "I feel more comfortable and I'm in a better situation than I have been in a long time. I just had to grab the chance with both hands when I finally got it. "This is the way Teddy Sheringham forced his way into the side when everyone was writing him off. "He was just so exceptionally good that, in the end, it was impossible to leave him out. I hope I can achieve the same. "And I hope now that it will be very difficult to drop me from the side." - [24] Fergie confirms players determination - Posted Sunday, January 7, 2001 by tb: "Fulham have probably played better and so have we but it was a gripping cup tie and I couldn't see a winner. "The FA Cup is what you saw today. It is sudden death and anything can happen. Teams can hope and dream. "I'm not banking on us winning the FA Cup as the Premier League is our best chance, but if we have a good run and have some home ties then we will do our best to win the trophy. "At the moment, we're just happy to be in it. I think the players again showed their hunger today. They would like to do well in the FA Cup." - [23] Fergie hails Teddy - Posted Sunday, January 7, 2001 by tb: "We would have been happy with a replay but it was a fantastic goal by Teddy. "He is having an incredible season and we're grateful to him. But he's been doing that ever since he came to us." - [22] Ex bar code Lee Clarke on result - Posted Sunday, January 7, 2001 by tb: "I think we've showed the country that if we achieve our dream and get into the Premiership we can stick it," he said. "We played well but it just shows if you give quality teams a few seconds and they punish you and that's what happened today. "We enjoyed it and are just a little disappointed to lose it right at the end." - [21] Teddy post match comments - Posted Sunday, January 7, 2001 by tb: "When you can't play because you're injured it's the worst time," he said. "I was only given 15 minutes today but the win was a great result. We know that teams want to beat us but you keep driving on when you're at Manchester United. "We fully expected a tough game. It was a tricky little pitch and it was difficult for us at times." - [20] UFO man to return - Posted Sunday, January 7, 2001 by tb: "For certain," the man who so nearly took charge of that other United, Manchester, insists. "I will always retain links with the football world. If you're a supporter of the Knighton philosophy I will be casting my magic elsewhere; if you're a detractor of mine, casting my evil spell. I fancy non-League next time." No, I didn't understand the last bit either!! - [19] TV dictates - Posted Sunday, January 7, 2001 by tb: Fans have reacted with dismay to the decision to move Manchester United's Premiership clash with Arsenal to the same day as the Worthington Cup Final. United's meeting with Arsenal at Old Trafford has been put back a day to Sunday, February 25, so that the game can be shown live on television. The new date means the game will kick off just a couple of hours before the Worthington Cup Final and will no doubt overshadow the first showpiece match at Cardiff's Millennium Stadium. Liverpool are also due to play Chelsea at Anfield that afternoon, although that match would be postponed if Gerard Houllier's side reach the Worthington Cup Final. Ian Todd, chairman of the National Federation of Football Supporters Clubs, questioned the wisdom of the move, but felt there was little fans could do about it. "I think it's very sa
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- [31] Fergie in sex capital - Posted Monday, January 8, 2001 by redend: Midas Soccer report that Fergie arrived in Stockholm late on Sunday, flying out after the Fulham game. Sir Alex had a late dinner with AIK marketing manager Per Smedberg, and, on Monday, addressed a seminar for leaders in football - about 100 of them all told. Fergie said:" don't do this very much. This is probably something I will try to do more in the future, when I've stopped managing. At the moment I don't find that I've the energy to do it, but when I was asked to do this, it felt like something I would be pleased to do" AIK made the arrangements, in conjunction with UEFA President Lennart Johansson. "I have the utmost respect for Lennart Johansson, and it was one of the main reasons for me saying yes to come here. Sweden is very important to me. I won my first European trophy in Gothenburg, with Aberdeen, and I have several very good friends in Sweden, and I feel a big warmth with the Swedish people. I'm still very good friends with Ørjan Persson who played for Sweden. We have kept contact for twenty years." Fergie also spoke about Jesper's injury: "He is training and I am very hopeful. He has been very unlucky, and that's too bad. He's really a first class bloke. I believe in him, but Jesper hasn't played in several years and he must come back both physically and mentally, and one can't do that in a month. It takes a long time." - [30] 3-legged elephant receiving death threats - Posted Monday, January 8, 2001 by redend: Its not Jan Molby and Neil Ruddock in a 3 legged race - although it could be. A Thai elephant maimed by an exploding landmine has become the target of death threats. Motola drew sympathy and donations from around the world after having a foot amputated following an explosion in 1999. But her keeper says she is now getting phone calls from people saying they want the 39-year-old elephant dead. [Does she speak to them on the elephone? - SMACK!] Soraida Salwala, who founded the world's first elephant hospital, believes elephant traders and other Thai animal welfare organisations are responsible because they are jealous of the donations and publicity Motola's plight has brought. - [29] Cole and Stam to play West Ham - Posted Monday, January 8, 2001 by redend: Jaap Stam and Andy Cole will be back in time for the FA Cup tie with West Ham in two weeks and may even make the squad for Bradford. After their run out at Wrexham they'll have another game behind closed doors at Carrington this week. Jaap hopes to be back for the Villa game a week on Saturday. Coley may have more trouble getting back in with Ole and Teddy finding the back of the net so regularly at the moment. Yorkie is also finding the competition stiff [fnaar] with Solskjaer scoring 5 in 5, and Teddy getting his 16th of the season on Sunday. - [28] West Ham Cup tie ITV-jacked - Posted Monday, January 8, 2001 by redend: United will play West Ham in the FA Cup fourth round on Sunday 28 January, kick off 2pm. The match will be screened live on ITV. Probably the preference of GM Police too bearing in mind the long history of aggro between the two sets of fans. And with all the extra West Ham that will turn up for the large allocation allowed in the cup at OT they'd no doubt prefer to make it earlier - and on a Sunday - to cut down on drinking. - [27] Fab back at Bradford - Posted Monday, January 8, 2001 by redend: Fabien will be back in goal for United at Bradford this weekend after recovering from flu which kept him out against Fulham. Fabien played against West Ham even though he was "absolutely loaded with the bug". and Fergie kept the goalkeeper's illness a secret until Friday lunchtime to give him time to recover but he couldn't make it against Fulham. - [26] Wes suspension - its Villa - Posted Monday, January 8, 2001 by redend: Teamtalk confirm that its the Villa clash (not West Ham in the cup) that Wes will miss due to collecting 5 bookings. The Jaapster will be back by then though. - [25] Early Psycho revenge - Posted Monday, January 8, 2001 by redend: We could enjoy sweet revenge on Stuart Pearce earlier than expected after his cheeky kisses gesture towards the Stretford End at the end of West Ham's recent spanking at OT. Pearce is desperate to win the FA Cup - a trophy he has never got his hands on and he wants to put that right this season, maybe his last chance at 38. Pearce said: "I've been to two finals and I want to get there again this s
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- [35] Van man latest - Posted Monday, January 8, 2001 by tb: "He is on a holiday," Van Raaij (PSV coach) explained. "He is doing fine. It was now time to take a break and go on a vacation, according to his programme. "After the holiday, he hopes to start training on the pitch again at a very short notice, before he can return to the squad. So I expect him back in March," Van Raaij stated. - [34] Kings of comedy latest - Posted Monday, January 8, 2001 by tb: Stockport County boss Andy Kilner has confirmed that Manchester City have made no fresh contact with regard to Hatters goalkeeper Carlo Nash. (Mr Potato Head probably still on the phone waiting for Lomas to make a decision) Kilner was furious over the weekend after news of City's initial inquiry about the want-away keeper was passed to the media shortly before the important FA Cup tie with Preston. At the time Kilner said: "I was flabbergasted that someone at City has gone and told the radio and the newspapers that it has all been sorted out." You may be flabergasted Andy, but it surprises us not a jot - [33] Stapleton: - Leave Ole in - Posted Monday, January 8, 2001 by tb: "When you're scoring goals like he's been doing then you're making a good case to be left in, no matter who's fit," said Stapleton. "The manager has kept people in when they have done well and even though they may not have started every game, they've played when the big games have come round. "Teddy Sheringham is back and he was first choice before he was injured. "Teddy has only missed a few games and he has had a hamstring injury which is quite different to Andy Cole, who has had an operation. "Who knows how long it will take for him to fully recover? "In the meantime, Solskjaer has come in and taken his chance and he's the man scoring the goals at the minute. There's no doubt he's there on merit. "I don't think it's as straight forward as some people may think and I'm not sure that Solskjaer will be left out right away. "The manager has rotated his strikers very well and it's not been a case where he has a first-choice striker who he's continued to pick even though he hasn't played well for a few games. "Instead he puts someone else in and he goes with the strikers who are scoring goals. "That way the strikers keep each other going and that's great for the team." - [32] Where are you when we're not here? - Posted Monday, January 8, 2001 by tb: As only 30,000 turn up at Anfield, with 7,000 Rotherham fans as well.
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- [27] Swede on trial - Posted Tuesday, January 9, 2001 by tb: Young Swedish prodigy Colo Halit from the Superettan club Brage is set to arrive at Old Trafford for a trial. The 15-year-old youngster will train with the Premiership giants for a week and play one trial game with United. "It will be a great adventure for me", Colo Halit said told his local newspaper in Borlänge. The young midfielder plays with the Brage youth team and the junior team and is also in the first team squad in the Superettan. - [26] More practice for Jaap and Andy - Posted Tuesday, January 9, 2001 by tb: United have arranged a friendly with Burnley for tomorrow night as the likes of Jaap Stam and Andy Cole continue their comebacks from injury. The move follows last week's trip to Wrexham, when United used the hastily-arranged fixture as a practice match for several of their returning stars to regain some much-needed match fitness. However, unlike at the Racecourse Ground, the clash at Turf Moor will be behind closed doors. - [25] Norwegians still in the wood - Posted Tuesday, January 9, 2001 by tb: Manchester United pair Ole Gunnar Solskjaer and Ronny Johnsen remain in the dark over their international futures with Norway. Steffen Iversen of Tottenham and Rangers' Tore Andre Flo as well as the two United players are likely to find out later this week if their suspensions have been lifted. The Norwegian football association (NFF) have imposed the bans on the quartet for failing to sign a new sponsorship contract. The situation seemed to have been resolved late when the players union brokered a deal. But at the 11th hour the NFF president Per Ravn Omdal refused to sign the agreement, saying he must first talk to his board. Omdal was due to host a news conference at a hotel adjacent to Manchester Airport on Tuesday. Instead he flew back to Norway for top-level talks, and general secretary Karen Espelund took the chair. Morgan Andersen, secretary of the Norwegian Professional Footballers' Association, is quietly confident Omdal will get the backing he needs. "We had already shaken hands on the deal when the president told us he wanted to obtain the permission of the board," said Andersen. "I intend to call him in the morning, and hopefully all our questions will be answered correctly. We have faith in the president. "We've had good negotiations and have the documentation that solves all the problems. All the players ruled out by the FA will come back and play for Norway." The root of the problem lies over commercial rights and whether they belong to the player or the country. Espelund said: "We have hopefully clarified some misunderstandings with the players and are optimistic we can reach an agreement. "The talks have been very constructive, and perhaps in a couple of days the matter will be resolved." Blackburn defender Henning Berg, the players' spokesman, believes the public debate and the public outcry over the bans could have been avoided. "This problem could have been handled better," he said. "We can't have a situation where the sponsors or the marketing people dictate who can play for Norway." - [24] Mickey speaks - Posted Tuesday, January 9, 2001 by tb: Thanks to our French operative for this " When Alex Ferguson called me to join United, I was happy, proud and excited to know that he really wanted me." -" My first impression was that it was really easy to integrate myself in this team(...) I did not felt any pressure. With all the players missing when I arrived, I knew that I would play, whatever I did in training ( laughs )" -" Alex Ferguson has a lot of qualities. He is at United for 13 years now. He handled a lot of stars. It's one of his strenghs, he speaks with his players (...) He keeps his players happy (...) I don't know if you can say that he is psychologist, but he is leader that is for sure." -" I feel better at center half " -" It's a team with a great sense of unity. If we would only trained together and then said "good-bye" that wouldn't work. The guys are together for a long time now. Beckham, Neville, Butt, Scholes, they have spend most of of their life together. We often organise parties, we spend nights together, it's very "family". In my first week here, they invited me to go out with them, that's great." -" Here we only train once a day, which is light compared to what I knew in Italy or France. We don't do much physical work. The training is always entertaining. " -" The players are all great pros. We are very careful off the pitch. All the players look after themselves, they are responsible. For instance, after the West Ham game we had a three days break. But a lot of players came
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- [31] Giggs hopeful of tying up new deal - Posted Wednesday, January 10, 2001 by bar-knee: "We're in talks at the moment. My agent has met with the club, and we're waiting for them to come back to us now. As far as I'm concerned, I think it's all looking good. I have never had any problems in the past with contracts and I don't foresee any problems this time. I don't want to go and I don't think the club want me to, so I can only see it going smoothly. I wouldn't be surprised if it went through in the summer, but there's no hurry. United will certainly want to get it sorted before next season starts because I would only have a year left after this one. They wouldn't want to get into the Roy Keane scenario again where he could have talked to foreign clubs after Christmas and there was all that speculation about his future." - [30] Red News teletext article for ITV, page 514 - Posted Wednesday, January 10, 2001 by bar-knee: How many plusses can we keep taking from each week. We already know - especially with the Fergie retirement stop watch clicking ever, unfortunately, onwards - that we have to keep savouring every sweet United moment, but with Jaap and the rest hopefully returning to full fitness, a side showing that idle talk of 'striker crisis' after the Liverpool defeat was nothing more than ABU wishful thinking, the icing on the cake was the way we grappled a win over Fulham on Sunday in the closing stages. Sound familiar? Of course it was - like an exec munching his prawn sandwich whilst failing to sing at Old Trafford - that is and was the testimony to so many great recent United sides - and with late flourishes you can't help but compare how things are shaping up to two years ago. Of course talk of how many it could be is equally idle - but that doesn't mean we won't and can't enjoy the singular pleasure of enjoying the here and now as well. - [29] Becks and Barthez get a breather - Posted Wednesday, January 10, 2001 by bar-knee: >From Midas soccer... 'While the rest of the United first team squad were sunning themselves around the pool in Spain on Tuesday, Fabien Barthez and David Beckham were 'working'. Sir Alex Ferguson had sent his team for a three day break in Southern Spain and, quite conveniently, kit makers Adidas were filming their latest advert nearby. Beckham and Barthez were joined by French superstar Zinidine Zidane, Spain's Raul and Italian ace Alessandro Del Piero. The ad is to be screened in the summer.' - [28] Utd quick off the ball as ever - Posted Wednesday, January 10, 2001 by bar-knee: As of midday today... "I've just checked the official site and the date is now given as: Sunderland v Manchester United Stadium of Light, Wednesday 31st January, Kick off 7.45pm. There's no obvious announcement on there about the change, I haven't heard anything on GMR or anywhere else and I wouldn't have noticed had I not been told about the announcement on the Sunderland site - presumably United fans are expected to find out fixture changes via the opposition's website these days!" - [27] Pompey escape punishment - Posted Wednesday, January 10, 2001 by bar-knee: Now if this was Utd... Just announced on 5 live - Portsmouth are to escape punishment (through lack of evidence) after trouble at a recent game at Craven Cottage. Incidents included : The Fulham keeper being pelted with coins and other missiles. A linesman being hit by a snooker ball thrown at him. And the Ref having to leave the field wearing a motorbike helmet (honest). The FA cited that as it resembled a typical day out in Croxteth, they could see nothing wrong with the behaviour of the Pompey fans - they also dismissed reports that fans were stopped whilst attempting to smuggle a scud missile in disguised as a huge flag! - [26] Rest in Peace - Posted Wednesday, January 10, 2001 by bar-knee: 'An American Football fan who died suddenly has had an appropriate headstone erected over his grave - two plastic seats from his team's stadium. Paul Wellener was a season ticket holder at the Pittsburgh Steelers for 42 years until he passed away last year. Now, ten months after his death, son Paul, and widow Mary Ann, have bought three pairs of stadium seats from the Three Rivers Stadium for $2,100 (£1,400) at an auction. Paul said: "He would just love to have them near him. He hadn't got a headstone and we said, 'Why not put two of them seats there'?" The Welleners say they hope to install the seats permanently on a granite or concrete base with an inscription.' - [25] I
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- [38] Red News has spoken to the FA over Wes Brown - Posted Wednesday, January 10, 2001 by bar-knee: Our Deep Throat tells us: "Spoke to Andrin Cooper in the FA press ofice - The FA are still waiting for the refs match report - If Wes received a yellow (and I am not the one to ask for match detail confirmation due to pre-birthday ales - but he did) then he will have now accumulated 5 - like a red card, the 5th yellow card incurs a one match suspension on the first game on or after 14 days have elapsed. I think that makes it West Ham." - [37] United beat Burnley 7-1 - Posted Wednesday, January 10, 2001 by bar-knee: United beat Burnley 7-1 at Carrington today, with both Stam and Cole playing the full 90 minutes - great news. The score at half-time was 2-1. United's scorers were: Sheringham and Wilson before half time. Wilson, Cole, Greening and George Clegg (2) scored in the second half. George Clegg came in for Sheringham. Wilson and May also played for 90 minutes. - [36] Fergie targets agents - Posted Wednesday, January 10, 2001 by bar-knee: "All agents are is a voice for the player. As a club we know what we are prepared to give a player before we get into discussions. Agents asking for such and such a figure is rubbish and it has all just become a huge ego trip for agents. All the figures about what players are wanting is all coming from agents. It is more important for them to get huge salaries for their players than it is for the players themselves. Agents demand this kind of money and then they can go around to their other clients saying I got this and that for so-and-so." - [35] Red News says 'oops, sorry we made a mistake' - Posted Wednesday, January 10, 2001 by bar-knee: Regarding earlier story about Sunderland change. ManUtd.com carried a news story at 10.08am today announcing the fixture change, and the news story then dropped down the page as more stories came in but even us blind bat fanzine Editor bods should have noticed the headline "Sunderland match moved to Wednesday" - so will manutd.com please accept a sincere apology and put it down to my 30 year old failings... - [34] Barthez on his flu bug - Posted Wednesday, January 10, 2001 by bar-knee: "Hello, I have been sick for the last ten days. Sorry to not have talked to you sooner but this flu put me in a really bad shape. I don't know where I caught that, maybe at the training That's why I could not play the Sunday Cup game versus Fulham. What bothered me is I was unable to meet Jeannot . Jean Tigana, the Fulham coach, and I was delighted thinking I was about to see him. You know, he was my coach when I played at Monaco and he's a guy with whom I have always had very good relationship. A straight and good man as I like them. We talk to each other from time to time on the phone. Just like me, he discovered a new world arriving here in England. And that's a success ! I'm sure we're gonna meet on the Premier League fields next year. The New Year's eve at home I kept being quiet between the doctors and my house. I m pretty OK on this beginning of week and I can tell you I will play versus Bradford this week-end. As you may have seen, we did not stop at all between Christmas and New Year's Eve. I really don't care. I'm not really fond of all those festivities of the end of the year. On New Year's Eve, I did not do anything special. As my sisters and Jeff came, we just had a little quiet dinner at home and I went to bed very early because we had a game on the day after versus West Ham. A win and a defeat of Arsenal on the same day and we lead the premier league by eleven points. I have almost finished the works in the house and, between the furnitures I brung back from Monaco and what I found here, it s really cool. I at least feel 100% at home! Of course, I wish you a very very good year 2001. All my wishes to all of you!" - [33] Utd still keen on Vicenza duo - Posted Wednesday, January 10, 2001 by bar-knee: A Vicenza spokesman said on Wednesday: "It is obvious Toni and Tomas have all the characteristics to play in the English Premiership. We will think about things over the next few months but they will see out the season with us. We can't deny that the Ferguson family will come back to talk to us." - [32] Fergie on Sven - and he was offered England job twice - Posted Wednesday, January 10, 2001 by bar-knee: "If one can't get the best manager in the country, then one has to go abroad. England needs an experienced manager, an
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- [30] Agent has pop at Fergie - Posted Thursday, January 11, 2001 by bar-knee: Jonathan Barnett, agent of John Hartson and well, that's it basically answered back to Fergie's attack on agents. "I think he should keep to managing players. I wouldn't dream of telling Mr Ferguson how to manage his football team, and I don't think it's correct that he should tell agents how to run their business. I wouldn't presume to tell him his, and I wouldn't expect him to tell me mine. I run a business and I do what is right for my clients. No disrespect to the man - he is very successful - but he has his field and we have ours. He's probably the most successful manager in history - but at managing a football team, nothing else." Well, actually, ship worker, landlord, trade union activist, we could go on - but what have you done as well Jonathan? - [29] Transfer target not for sale - Posted Thursday, January 11, 2001 by bar-knee: Italian club Vicenza on striker that Fergie saw, Luca Toni: "I cannot really say if Luca Toni is really worth £9.4m. We have not put a value on him. But in all sincerity I can say that the player will not leave Vicenza until June. At the moment our objective is avoiding relegation. Until then we can not discuss it" - [28] OT to get England game...possibly - Posted Thursday, January 11, 2001 by bar-knee: FAD have booked Old Trafford for any World Cup qualifying play-off they may qualify for. An FA official said: "In a match like that you want the biggest crowd you can get to be right behind England. There is no better venue for that than Old Trafford." Got to win those games first. - [27] Sun talks telephone numbers - Posted Thursday, January 11, 2001 by bar-knee: '£21m to tempt Becks By Neil Custis DAVID BECKHAM has made it clear he will only stay at Manchester United if they make him the right offer. Contact has been made with Beckham's representatives about a new contract at Old Trafford. The club have yet to make him a firm offer - but a deal worth £21million over five years is ready to be put to the England midfield star.' - [26] Butt also happy with Sven - Posted Thursday, January 11, 2001 by bar-knee: "Definitely, for English football the sooner the better for him to come in. Everyone knows he had been appointed and that seems a long time ago now. It's definitely good that he can get more involved with the on-the-field stuff. People can have their own opinions and a lot of people have said different things, but at the end of the day he has been appointed and the sooner he gets in the better. I'm always hopefully of playing for the national side and I keep my fingers crossed that if I'm picked that I will train well and get my chance." - [25] Brother sticks up for Viera - Posted Thursday, January 11, 2001 by bar-knee: Nikoro Vieira: "Things have gone too far. That horrific tackle at Carlisle could have broken Patrick's leg. I badly want the FA to ask referees to look closely at what is happening to Patrick. It kills me to see him getting red and yellow cards from the same referees who allow opponents to kick him and get away with it. Everyone can see Patrick is in love with football. All he asks is to be able to play...Will it only stop when they have broken his leg?" As everyone fails to remember the gruesome tackles that he has made before. "He is not the one who hurts people. He sets out simply wanting to do his best in a very demanding area of the pitch and he is the one who always gets picked on." Er, is this Patrick Viera we're talking about? "Just think of all the times he has kept his cool while under real provocation." No, can't be. - [24] Fortune injured for SA - Posted Thursday, January 11, 2001 by bar-knee: Quinton Fortune pulled out of South Africa's squad to face Mauritius this weekend with a hamstring strain. - [23] ABU shite - Posted Thursday, January 11, 2001 by bar-knee: Do we really need to comment and poke fun at this when surely it does it all itself - just had this press release in for yet another piece of ABU shite. Read it and weep (tears of laughter about all those sad people who will buy it...). "Stand Up If You Hate Man.U, £12.99, CarolaMedia Productions Manchester United recently produced a video documentary called 'BEYOND THE PROMISED LAND' which was enjoyed, no doubt, by all its supporters. Now it's a return match for all the other football fans in the UK - a match tha
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FLASH: IMUSA Meeting tonight - item [33] - [34] Stitch the new Soton kit up - surely not! - Posted Thursday, January 11, 2001 by bar-knee: Don't try this at home folks...just had this in from a RN reader: 'Southampton FC website is running a poll to see which kit the fans would prefer to have when they change it in the near future. I think "kit 4" is the one to vote forfor its...er. colourful design. (link:http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/00_01/news/001227b.shtml) http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/00_01/news/001227b.shtml - [33] IMUSA Meeting Tonight - Thursday 11-01-2001 - Posted Thursday, January 11, 2001 by redend: Thursday 11 January 2001 - 8pm (ish) There is an IMUSA Meeting tonight - open to all members - join on the door. Usual Venue: Upstairs at O'Briens pub - next to Stretford Arndale on Chester Road. New members and new ideas are welcome. Don't be shy. Any suggestions/further info required - email [EMAIL PROTECTED] - [32] Lomas turns down city - Posted Thursday, January 11, 2001 by bar-knee: City's chief operating officer Chris Bird told BBC GMR: "He felt City had put together a fantastic package. He was very impressed with what we had to say about where the club is going and our plans for the future. He's given it more thought and he still doesn't feel he can give 100 per cent to anybody in terms of commitment because he still feels his future lies with West Ham and in London." The long way of saying 'I'm not going back there!'. - [31] Butt & Scholes injured - Posted Thursday, January 11, 2001 by bar-knee: Fergie on double injury blow: "Paul suffered the rib injury against Ipswich just before Christmas, and I only used him as a substitute at Newcastle. Then he got a bang on it again and aggravated it against West Ham on New Year's Day. He has torn cartilage in his rib cage, so after he missed the Fulham game I'm now giving him two weeks off. He'll probably be back for selection against Aston Villa a week on Saturday." Butt injured his hip against Fulham on Sunday, and Ferguson told the Manchester Evening News: "The challenge took the skin off the hip bone. It was a bad and painful knock, and I think Nicky will be struggling for Bradford."
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- [26] Search on for Dennis Wise? - Posted Friday, January 12, 2001 by bar-knee: 'A hunt is under way for a three-and-a-half ft long snake which escaped when its 12-year-old owner took it to his Cheshire school. His mother said Daniel Langham was devastated when he realised that Cleopatra, a brown and coral California King snake, had disappeared. Police have issued an appeal for people to look out for the snake, which is said to be "very placid" and not venomous.' "very placid" and not venomous - that counts Wise out then. - [25] Fergie aims for that Rio spirit - Posted Friday, January 12, 2001 by bar-knee: As the team are apparently flying out for a 5 day spring break to Spain on Sunday - obviously wanting to give the team a good bit of sun away from it all, just like Rio - although it's only 16 degrees in Spain today. - [24] Arse home ticket details - Posted Friday, January 12, 2001 by bar-knee: 'Manchester United v Arsenal, Old Trafford, Sunday 25th February, kick off 1pm. Postal applications are currently being accepted from Members. Applications should include a completed match ticket order form, relevant payment and sae. Ticket prices are as stated on the match ticket order form. As we anticipate being heavily oversubscribed a postal ballot will be held to determine the successful applicants. For Information Only: The next Premier League home game to be sold is Leicester City, to be played on Saturday 17th March, kick off 3pm. An announcement regarding selling arrangements for this game will be made on Friday 2nd February.' - [23] He should be happy he's not in the city side! - Posted Friday, January 12, 2001 by bar-knee: Joe Royle on Laurent Charvet: "He's a little bit unhappy that he's not in the team, but he hasn't quite settled in yet. It takes time and he's only been here three months. To say he's on the transfer list is somewhat premature." All in all another great Maine Road signing then. - [22] Early team news - Posted Friday, January 12, 2001 by bar-knee: Nicky Butt to have late fitness test. Bradford Team (from): Walsh, Nolan, McCall, Lawrence, Blake, Ward, Carbone, Beagrie, Molenaar, O'Brien, Windass, Sharpe, Rankin, Atherton, Saunders, Jacobs, Jess, McKinlay, Davison. United Team (from): Barthez, van der Gouw, P Neville, G Neville, Brown, Irwin, Silvestre, Stam, Beckham, Keane, Butt, Giggs, Sheringham, Solskjaer, Yorke, Wallwork, Chadwick, Greening, Cole. - [21] More Wenger moaning - Posted Friday, January 12, 2001 by bar-knee: "I would have a pile of gold at my disposal but I would have less responsibility than I do at Arsenal. To take Batistuta at that price when he is 32 years old is a heresy, financially speaking, because you cannot re-sell him. It's indefensible unless the president tells the coach: 'You take whoever you want, and we don't care about the economic interest of the club'. It's like playing poker. As for Real Madrid, who are always recruiting even though they are considerably in debt, it's quite simply cheating. For the time being, England is the best place to work in world football. "I want to continue here for as long as it pleases me and as long as people are happy with me. If it does become a lottery and players move clubs several times a season it would be time to do something else like take over a national team." - [20] Fulham deny Teddy link - Posted Friday, January 12, 2001 by bar-knee: Fulham press spokesman Max Clifford - and look how badly he came out of that Channel 4 programme last night about Benjamin the bin man -said: "Neither the chairman nor Jean Tigana have had any contact - in fact Teddy Sheringham has not even entered their thoughts. There is no truth in the story." - [19] Tabloid talk - Posted Friday, January 12, 2001 by bar-knee: Not hard to get a story out of this one considering both have said for some time they'd like a brother or sister for Brooklyn Beckham. 'David and Victoria Beckham are reported to be trying for another baby. According to People News, the couple have told close friends they are desperate for a little brother or sister for Brooklyn. They hope Victoria will be pregnant by the autumn when she will have finished a huge promotional push for her solo career. A friend said: "Victoria and David are desperate to have a large family. They are yearning to have another child for Brooklyn to play with. It's hard for him to mix with other kids sometimes, for security reasons. The
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- [30] Planet football preview - statto alert - Posted Saturday, January 13, 2001 by tb: Saturday 13th January, 2001 Bradford V Manchester United (Bradford stats first) 22 Games 20 ATTACKING 27 Goals scored 27 1.23 Ave goals per game 1.35 43% Shooting Accuracy 43% 11% Goals to shots % 11% PASSING 8070 Passes 7438 68% Pass completion % 70% DEFENDING 75% Tackle success rate % 72% 38 Goals conceded 28 1.73 Ave goals conceded per game 1.40 DISCIPLINE 350 Fouls 343 35 Yellow cards 34 1 Red cards 1 Bradford City v Manchester United With Bradford struggling at the foot of the Premiership table, out of the FA Cup, and with key players seemingly on their way out of the club, the last thing Jim Jeffries' side need is a visit from runaway leaders Manchester United. United have scored three times as many goals as the Bantams this season and have conceded half as many, and few would bet against them recording their 16th league victory of the 2000-01 campaign. There is no starker contrast between the two sides than in attack, with United the leading scorers in the top-flight and Bradford at the opposite end of the scale. The champions have the best goals-to-shots ratio in the Premiership this season with 15% of their efforts finding the net, while in contrast Bradford have the league's lowest chance-conversion ratio of just 8%. Even without the talents of Andy Cole, Teddy Sheringham and Dwight Yorke at their disposal, United have kept up their relentless march towards a seventh title in nine years. The prospect of all three being available will send shivers down the spines of the Bradford faithful, and ex-United 'keeper Gary Walsh, who has been Jeffries' first choice for the last five league matches. In the corresponding fixture last term Alex Ferguson's side dominated proceedings - even if they did leave it late to make their mark - and Opta's stats for 2000-01 suggest things will not be any different this time round. United have completed nearly twice as many passes as the Bantams have, nailing a league-high 79% of balls compared to the Yorkshire side's lowly 66%, and are likely to dictate the pace of the game. The battling Bantams will need to be at their combative best in this heavyweight of a fixture. Jeffries is happy with the side's commitment, but it is Alex Ferguson's side who hold the edge in the tackle, having won an excellent 76% of all challenges this season compared to Bradford's 71%. Perhaps Bradford's best chance of snatching a result rests with Dean Windass. The former Oxford United striker is City's joint-top scorer in the top-flight, has attempted 44 shots in total and was Bradford's chief threat against Middlesbrough on Monday night. But a Manchester United victory looks a dead cert on paper, and online bookmakers surreySPORTS.com offer odds of 18/1 for a repeat of the 4-0 win United achieved last season at Valley Parade Tim Wheal Matchday Referee: A.Wiley This match is unlikely to see too many cards brandished. United have committed fewer fouls than any other Premiership side, while Bradford are also one of the cleanest sides in the top-flight (Dean Windass aside, who has collected eight cautions this term - nearly a quarter of all Bradford's bookings!). Alan Wiley is also one of the most lenient referees in the Premiership. He shows less than three cards per game on average and has only cautioned more than four players in a match once this season - in his last assignment on New Year's Day when he booked five. Referee's Name Fouls Penalties Yellow Cards Red Cards Ave Disc points A Wiley 326 4 35 0 36.92 PLAYER HEAD-TO-HEAD Molenaar v G.Neville TEAM NEWS Lee Sharpe and Gunnar Halle are both available after hamstring and foot problems respectively but David Wetherall (groin) and Gareth Whalley (groin) are still absent until February. Man United may recall Jaap Stam after an Achilles injury. Also poised to return to the squad are Andy Cole, Ronny Johnsen and Paul Scholes. - [29] Scoutmaster says 'pull up your woggle' - Posted Saturday, January 13, 2001 by tb: ARSENE WENGER believes midfielder Patrick Vieira may have gone "too soft" after clearing up his act. The French star, who faces Chelsea today, has been a model of restraint since being sent off in the first two games of the season. But his manager Wenger joked: "Patrick has gone 19 games without a booking and maybe that's too long for him. Maybe he's getting too soft." Wenger hopes to sign Brazilian ace Edu for pounds 6million next week. - [28] Scoutmaster confesses - your pack may not love you! - Posted Saturday, January 13, 2001 by tb: As Wenger consoles Raneiri: "You never know if you have ever truly won over your
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- [42] More Fergie post match quotes - Posted Saturday, January 13, 2001 by tb: "It wasn't a great performance by us but we worked reasonably well and hard. It was a good workmanlike display." Ferguson again refused to concede his side are guaranteed to win yet another Premiership title as he added: "We are not interested in what is happening behind us. We have got our own standard to reach and we have seen leads disappear in the past - so it is better for us if we can just keep on winning." - [41] Jefferies defends Gary - Posted Saturday, January 13, 2001 by tb: "It would be wrong of me to crucify Gary for his mistake because he is feeling bad enough already. He is a good goalkeeper and I have every confidence in him. There's no way he is going to be dropped - he will be in goal for us next week." - [40] Ooh Aah Paul McGrath - Posted Saturday, January 13, 2001 by tb: Paul is making an appearance for Utd 'partner club' Shelbourne against Sky 'dream team' Harchester Utd (maybe the first excuse to watch this bolloxs)on January 28th at Tolka Park McGrath, who still lives in Cheshire, said: "My dodgy knees are legendary, but if they don't give me any more trouble then I shall look forward to being involved. Football was good to me and I would like to give something back to people less fortunate." - [39] Good people of Dublin show sense - Posted Saturday, January 13, 2001 by tb: Thanks to Brendan for this: Man United cafe closes in Dublin A Manchester United theme cafe in the basement of Dublin `s Manchester United megastore has closed , only weeks after it opened. The Red Cafe on D`Olier Street was run by Rua Restaurants International Ltd and was a separate venture to the megastore for which Roches Stores holds the franchise. Extract from Irish Times Today. It seems that the citizens of Dublin are not so gullible after all ! - [38] Top 5 tonight - Posted Saturday, January 13, 2001 by tb: Man Utd 23 54 Sunderland 23 31 Arsenal 23 39 Liverpool 22 42 Ipswich 22 33 - [37] Jefferies: We accepted it after 1st goal - Posted Saturday, January 13, 2001 by tb: "For 70 minutes we did everything right. In the first half, we probably shaded it on shots on target. "The goal was a mistake. Things like that change games. My only criticism of the team is that after that we accepted it." - [36] Fergie feels sorry for Walsh - Posted Saturday, January 13, 2001 by tb: "Anybody but Gary," "He played for us for a few years and he was a terrific young goalkeeper. Everybody felt for him." - [35] Fergie: Bradford very stubborn - Posted Saturday, January 13, 2001 by tb: "Bradford were very stubborn"They dug in well. Their spirit was good and they made it a very difficult game for us." - [34] Final score - Posted Saturday, January 13, 2001 by tb: Bradford 0 Utd 3 (Teddy, Giggsy and a first league goal for Luke Chadwick) Seems to have been a tight game until ex Red Gary Walsh gifted the first to Teddy. Still 11 points clear as the Arse and Rent boys drew one each and allowed the Mackems to go into second place after beating West 'am 2-0 Quotes to follow - [33]UEFA & FIFA fall out (again) - Posted Saturday, January 13, 2001 by tb: The argument centres on a new document produced by world governing body Fifa which will allow players to walk out for any "just sporting cause". Taken to extremes, it could mean the likes of David Beckham quitting Manchester United because he disagreed with Sir Alex Ferguson's tactics. Mike Lee, Uefa's communications director, said: "We have formally written to Fifa demanding they withdraw the document. The new proposals have been submitted without consultation and could undermine the whole negotiating process." Frank Clark, vice-chairman of the League Managers' Association, believes Fifa's new proposals are unworkable. He told the Daily Telegraph: "I find this proposal absolutely incredible. It would make the manager's position impossible (you would know Frank, being an ex Massive bos!). "As it is, if you have an unhappy player you are always keen for him to move on because of the effect on the dressing room so I don't know why this is necessary." One official added: "The new proposals that have been made are a matter for serious concern. It's potentially open to manipulation and abuse
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- [14] Carling to be dropped? - Posted Sunday, January 14, 2001 by tb: The Sunday Mirror claims that Carling will lose the sponsorship of the Premiership at the end of the season. Budweiser, Coca-Cola, Pepsi and Siemens are lined up to take over. - [13] Bid in pipeline for Kanoute? - Posted Sunday, January 14, 2001 by tb: According to the Sunday People we are interested in Kanoute, but he will cost us £15 million - [12] Teddys Agent - Nothing from Fulham - Posted Sunday, January 14, 2001 by tb: Suggestions that Teddy Sheringham may move to Fulham at the end of the season have been ridiculed by his adviser, Barry Nevill. 'If Teddy has the opportunity to stay at Manchester United then he will do, if everything is right,' said Nevill. 'There is no update at the momnt but I have not heard from Fulham and hopefully agreement on a new deal at United will not take as long as last year.' - [11] Keano in new deal? - Posted Sunday, January 14, 2001 by tb: According to Soccernet/Daily Moral Keano is to be offered an improved deal to keep him beyond his current deal to 2005. No quotes of course. - [10 Fergie backs up Becks - Posted Sunday, January 14, 2001 by tb: "We have never mentioned David's salary and have not even opened negotiations with the lad. I think it would be proper to wait until we start negotiations and then see where that takes us. "But it is a difficult time for managers - it is a difficult time for football with talk of the introduction of freedom of movement and the cancellation of the transfer system." - [9] Scouser in job offer shock! - Posted Sunday, January 14, 2001 by tb: Kenny Dalglish has turned his back on football management ( more like nobody would touch him with a barge pole!)to join up with leading football agent, Paul Stretford. Stretfords agency - ProActive Sports Management (who makes up these names)handles amongst others Andrew Cole and Peter Schmeichel - [8] Shotgun on way? - Posted Sunday, January 14, 2001 by tb: The Observer tells of rumours that Shotgun and Steve 'clingfilm' Harrison are quitting Villa and parking up their horses in barcode country. - [7] Antwerp latest - Posted Sunday, January 14, 2001 by tb: John O'Shea, Kirk Hilton and Jimmy Davis played for Antwep in a 2-2 draw in Germany, with Davis being the most impressive. O'Shea scored an own goal in the friendly against Borussia Moenchengladbach. - [6] Fergie clears up Yorke mystery - Posted Sunday, January 14, 2001 by tb: According to Teamtalk, Yorkie picked up an injury on Thursday, and there hadn't been a bust up as had been reported (you know where first). The injury is not serious and Yorkie will be on the plane to Spain - [5] Kenyon: No anarchy in the Plc - Posted Sunday, January 14, 2001 by tb: "The structure will change but in reality there will be levels we won't be prepared to go to, otherwise there is anarchy," said Kenyon. "There has to be limits." "They have helped create something very special," "I want them to stay and I believe they want to stay." - [4] Becks puts it everyone straight - Posted Sunday, January 14, 2001 by tb: Becks counters all the cobblers about his contract negotiations (again!) "There have been a lot of misleading rumours concerning negotiations on my new contract," "The truth is that no discussions have taken place between me or my representatives and Manchester United. Suggestions that I have certain offers and am making bigger demands are just not true." "As I have repeatedly said I want to stay at Manchester United for as long as they want me to stay. But for the moment my biggest priority is playing football. "This is a big season for me, Manchester United and England. United are chasing the Premiership, the FA Cup and the European Cup and nothing is going to divert me from trying to achieve another treble. "Success with England is equally important for me and the early arrival of our new coach Sven-Goran Eriksson has provided us all with a new impetus. "I want to impress upon him how much I want to be a vital part of his plans, hopefully as captain." - [3] Littledick gets the massive hump! - Posted Sunday, January 14, 2001 by tb: Thanks to on
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- [22] Nigerian fan killed - Posted Sunday, January 14, 2001 by tb: A Nigerian football supporter was shot dead by police before Saturday's African Nations Cup clash with Zambia at the national stadium in Lagos. According to eye-witnesses, the shot was fired when police tried to break up a clash between supporters at Surulere. The police are not sure whether the shot was fired intentionally or by accident. A witness said: "A policeman drew his gun and the boy got shot in the head at close range." - [21] Thick as thieves - Posted Sunday, January 14, 2001 by tb: As Shaggy has advice for Fowlup: "My advice to Robbie is sit tight, work hard (bit rich coming from a scouse layabout), get your form back and show you're not a quitter - not in a defiant 'I'm going to cause problems' way. And getting lamped at 2am outside a bar isn't causing anyone problems is it! - [20] Ince defends Robbo - Posted Sunday, January 14, 2001 by tb: As Charlie says: "Terry has done a great job since arriving as our new head coach last month," said the inspirational midfielder. "Defensively we are looking a lot better. Teams are now looking at us as tough opponents whereas in the past they would have looked forward to playing us. "But it annoys me bit when our gaffer Bryan Robson is ignored when the plaudits are handed out. "It is very much a team effort between Terry and the gaffer. They proved a successful partnership in Euro 96 and work really well here. - [19] A Stam is for life - Posted Sunday, January 14, 2001 by tb: As the Jaapster says: "I don't see another club being a step up. I would love to play out my career at Old Trafford. You feel you are making history here." - [18] Rai to get new deal - Posted Sunday, January 14, 2001 by tb: To the relief (ooh err missus) of a certain femail spy of ours, it would appear that Van de Gorgeous (her words not mine)is to get a one year extension, or something - [17 Utd to follow Ingerlund's example? - Posted Sunday, January 14, 2001 by tb: As Kenyon says: "We won't restrict ourselves to the British Isles in our search for the right man. We won't discriminate. Standards have been set here by Alex and we will go for the best possible candidates to replace him. Why should we restrict ourselves? We just want the best guy." According to Teamtalk this hints at Marcello Lippi, Otmar Hitzfeld and Fabio Capello. Expect everyone from Barry Fry to Barry Humphries to join this list! - [16] Cruyff Senior joins in the Becks debate - Posted Sunday, January 14, 2001 by tb: "It's true that English players, with the exception of Kevin Keegan, traditionally haven't been complete successes outside their own country. "The case of Beckham could be different. He's not one of these spectacular players. He doesn't dribble or get round his opponent. "He's someone who plays the ball, crosses well, shoots well and takes good free kicks. "I like him. You don't have to look at him as a Ronaldo at Barcelona. In one season he guarantees you 15 goals and 15 assists." "It would cost a fortune to take him away from Manchester United but I'm one of this people who believe that great players, as is the case with Luis Figo, turn out to be cheap in the end," - [15] Mr Potato Head given Massive vote of confidence - Posted Sunday, January 14, 2001 by tb: As Bernstein says: "Joe is very resilient," he said on Radio 5 Live's Sportsweek programme. "He's been through these sort of things before. "He had difficult times at Oldham, where he did a fantastic job, and at Everton. He's brought tremendous qualities to Maine Road. He's helped us transform the club. "He needs time. I think in our situation with the progress that we've made over the last two years, he needs time, and it's very important that he has that time. "I'm not in that vote of confidence game because people laugh at that.( I think you'll find they're laughing already David) He'll have the time that he needs. We've got great belief in Joe. "One has to go back two or three years, and the club was in a hell of a state. It was known for its lack of stability and we had financial problems at the time. "The club has come forward a hell of a long way, and the fact that we're having a sticky time now, we have to face that. We have to work very, very hard. "We have to look to bring a bit more quality into the side, I think that's apparent, but I'm sure we can do that." Yep, that's why e
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Sorry - forgot to send the email out yesterday! Here is an early double issue. - [17] ERIC CANTONA INTERVIEW - EXCLUSIVE RED NEWS TRANSLATION - Posted Tuesday, January 16, 2001 by bar-knee: Where we lead others follow, so expect a few journalists who can't get off their fat arses to cover this in the coming days without credit... >From our French correspondent, Marc. Last week Eric gave a 30 minutes interview to "Tout le monde en parle", the most trendy show on french TV. It was his first in-depth interview for years. Eric looked physically tired but it took just a few minutes to realize that Eric was "mentally" at his very best. His answers were quick and sharp, "Cantonesque" and he seemed to enjoy the interview. Happy. Eric spoke of football but mainly of his life, his dreams and his passions. It was a real pleasure to see our King. Here is the best of the interview. - His temper : "I like people who react, who do what they like. I am not saying that I am a rebel. I haven't to be proud of what I have done. I have done things (points). I am as I am. I wouldn't advise a kid to do the things I have done. When you say what you think, you have to be perfect on the pitch. If I had been quiet, I could have done better." - What he prefers in life : "It's to be with my family, with the ones I love. To feel free to say what I want." - His dreams : "Once I dreamt that I piloted a plane but I had to wait at the lights. Everybody has done this dream. The plane symbolises the freedom, the red light is a ditch. It means that you can't do what you want in life." - His uncle, a hermit who lived in the forest : "He is my idol. I have never seen him but my grandmother has told me so much about him that I really admire him. She has made me love someone I have never seen. He has done what I have dreamt to do all my life." - Sex : "My pleasure is the pleasure of my partner. I like to give pleasure, this is the only thing that matters. As long as my partner is enjoying it, I enjoy it." - What is the most sexy part of him : " I like to dance, I am a good dancer. I am sensual" - What is the least sexy? : "Nothing. I am sexy (laughs )." - Cinema : "It's not for me. It's too long. I am not good enough, I don't really enjoy it, I have never felt the pleasure of the actor. I am not good enough. Football is my real passion." - Painting : “It's a therapy for me. It can be impulsive, delicate. I need to express myself. If people don't like my paintings, I don't care." - His favourite game : "It has to be Liverpool, my come-back. I will never forget." - Brawls with players : "At Auxerre, all players had to clean the dressing-room. We all did that except a guy called Martini. We had a brawl but after that I understood him. Now, I like him, as a friend. Yes, I had an argument (laughs) with Lemoult (at Montpellier). But it wasn't for me, it was for the team. I am not clever, not at all but I think I am instinctive and I thought that the team needed something, a shock. After that, we had great results and we won the Cup. It created a solidarity between the players, we saw who were the men." - The seagull sentence : "My lawyer and the officials absolutely wanted me to speak. So, I just said that, it was nothing, it did not mean anything. I could have said : 'the curtains are pink but I love them.' I spoke because I had to." - His non-selection for Euro 96 : "Aimé Jacquet came to see me in Manchester. But I was at a party and I arrived two hours late. He had left. I don't know what he wanted to tell me. Maybe I was in but when he saw I was late he decided against taking me. It's normal. But he has never used that as an excuse for not picking me when everybody told him he was wrong. That's very respectable." Translation Copyright RED NEWS 2001 - [16] So that's a NO then is it? - Posted Tuesday, January 16, 2001 by bar-knee: Responding to gossip that Gergory might be moving to Newcastle as manager, their chairman Freddy Shepherd said: "Gregory will never manage this club while I am chairman". - [15] Harveson also denies hotel story - Posted Tuesday, January 16, 2001 by bar-knee: "We haven't booked a hotel in the Cardiff area for the FA Cup final. We'd wait until the semi-final stage, after we've got through the quarter-finals, before planning that. I'm new to the club - but we certainly won't be booking it before then." Uefa book the hotels for likely finalists in the Champions League and when the teams get through they're offered a choice from the batch. Nothing has been confirmed." - [14] Harveson - Utd's PR - echoes Kenyon's thoughts - Posted Tuesday, January 16, 2001 by bar-knee: Pa
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- [29] Phil Neville on Saturday & Spain - Posted Tuesday, January 16, 2001 by bar-knee: "I said last week that Saturday's game against Bradford was going to be tough and it makes me laugh when I hear people talking about a walkover. Like the rest of the teams at the foot of the table, Bradford are fighting for their lives and they proved last season that they re not just going to lie down and let teams beat them easily. In some games, like last Saturday and the game against Fulham, you have to win the battle and hope you get the break that opens the game up for you. In the first 70 minutes on Saturday, Bradford fought for everything and made it hard for us to pass and create chances. All you can do in games like this is try to wear the opposition down and hopefully you get your rewards later in the match when opponents tire. This was exactly the case on Saturday. It was an even game for the first 70 minutes until we got our break and, whilst we all felt sorry for Gary Walsh, we were grateful that the goal came. From then on we capitalised and the gates opened for us to score another two goals later on in the game. It wasn't one of our vintage displays but when you see the results that Bradford have got against the top teams at Valley Parade, your concentration has to be at its best or there is every chance they ll beat you. After the match, there was a general feeling of satisfaction at the result but we re aware that there s still room for improvement and with Jaap, Coley and Ronnie on their way back to fitness I think the competition for places will go a long way to help that improvement. There are no doubts that the break in Brazil this time last year did us no harm. We returned refreshed and ready for the final push towards the end of the season. With this in mind, the boss is taking us to Spain this week for four days at a training camp where we can escape the current freezing British temperatures and get in some quality training that will hopefully prepare us for the remainder of the season. People might think we re going for a holiday, but we ll probably be training twice a day whilst we re there. This is something that we do at this stage every season and it seems to have the desired effect". - [28] Sven to watch United on Saturday - Posted Tuesday, January 16, 2001 by bar-knee: Sven also stitched up by radio presenter Mike Maguire pretending to be Kevin Keegan sending him best wishes. Sven said that Becks will remain England captain, Gazza has no chance of a return (shock, horror!) and that he was impressed by Joe Cole. Cutting edge journalism that - so what gossip did Sven actually reveal. Er, nothing. Perhaps he knew all along - or he doesn't like Keegan! - [27] More about UEFA-FIFA kicking it off - Posted Tuesday, January 16, 2001 by bar-knee: Fifa general secretary Michel Zen-Ruffinen has faxed UEFA an offer to withdraw the document if "the majority of the football family" wishes, but UEFA are baffled as to what that may mean. Uefa director of communications Mike Lee said: "The proposals have not been withdrawn by Fifa. We have received a letter, but the letter itself is unclear. We are not clear what exactly Fifa mean by 'majority of the football family'. It continues to be a matter of concern for us." - [26] Scholes wants to stay a Red too - Posted Tuesday, January 16, 2001 by bar-knee: "I don't want to quit United, there has never been any question about that. I want to stay here, I can't imagine playing for another club. I signed a seven-year deal and it was always agreed that after the third year, in the summer, we would renegotiate." - [25] Fancy a game tonight? - Posted Tuesday, January 16, 2001 by bar-knee: As everyone seems to have gone to Spain the Reserves play Bradford City at the Bradford and Bingley Stadium tonight, live on MUTV - kick off 7pm - the team picked should be a young one. - [24] Transfer saga latest - Posted Tuesday, January 16, 2001 by bar-knee: And we thought the Star Wars epic went on too long these days. 'Uefa are to call an emergency meeting as the row over football's transfer system continues to escalate.' Uefa spokesman Mike Lee said: "We have convened an emergency meeting of our executive committee today and on Wednesday where we will report the results of yesterday's meetings and the strength of feeling from the top European leagues. We will also be communicating to both Fifa and the Commission the belief that European football's voice must be heard. The key point is you must have respect of
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- [28] Fergie - we must be careful - Posted Wednesday, January 17, 2001 by bar-knee: "We have to guard against complacency," Ferguson said. "We talk constantly to our players about it. It is in the championship that you have to be careful about becoming nonchalant. If you drop three daft points the others think the race is back on. The further down the line they go towards the time when the trophies are won, the better they become" - [27] Quicker than even we predicted - Posted Wednesday, January 17, 2001 by bar-knee: As we predicted, Mirror has used our translation of Cantona interview! 'ERIC CANTONA is set for a return to football after claiming he is fed up with being an actor. The former Manchester United maestro quit the club four years ago to tread the boards after leading the Reds to FA Cup and title success. But he admitted he does not get the same buzz from acting and said: "I haven't found the pleasure of an actor. I am not good enough. Football is my real passion." Credit lads - at least our hardcore readership know where a lot of stories come from, and then where they appear elsewhere - sometimes word for word - with our name suddenly missing. Us paranoid? Who you saying that about! - [26] Johnsen still troubled by injury - Posted Wednesday, January 17, 2001 by bar-knee: Withdrew from a comeback game for the reserves last night, due to his kneee injury, it's looks like another month out of action according to the Times - with doubts we hear about his long term future because of the seriousness of it. - [25] Bosnich to get move? - Posted Wednesday, January 17, 2001 by bar-knee: That is if he can get out of the door... 'Mark Bosnich could be given a Premiership lifeline, with Chelsea said to be ready to move for the Australian goalkeeper. The former Aston Villa stopper has had a nightmare season at Old Trafford, being ousted by summer signing Fabien Barthez and banished to the reserves by manager Sir Alex Ferguson being Raimond van der Gouw.' - [24] Kenyon on the transfer saga - Posted Wednesday, January 17, 2001 by bar-knee: As he speaks in Singapore - out there again. God he must like the place. "Smaller clubs rely on transfer fees for up to 80% of their revenue. It's a really serious issue. From a fan's point of view... a fan not only follows a club, but he also follows a player, and he will not know from one week to the next if the player is going to be there or not. what we have in the transfer system is fundamentally good for the game", Kenyon says the FIFA plan "has a long way to go" if it is to see the light of day. One of the pre-season games he announced will be for the Courts Cup in Singapore, named after the furniture retailer sponsoring the match. Such a sad name that surely city would be better off competing for it. - [23] Youth Cup match postponed - Posted Wednesday, January 17, 2001 by bar-knee: United vs Scunthorpe United, 4th Round tie, for tonight (rescheduled from Tuesday 9 January) has again been postpone. No new date as yet. - [22] Red News teletext page (514 on ITV) - Posted Wednesday, January 17, 2001 by bar-knee: 'So where do we begin with the good points from the last seven days then. It seems a perpetual upslide these days and although we'll never count our chickens and all that - insert any cliche to accompany this 'game of two...', 'not sick as a dodo', 'over the moon', etc, etc - the win over Bradford exmplified how we can be level with a side (in this case close to three-quarters of the game) and then score that crucual goal and just up the pace to sublime levels. How often do we score one and then quikcly follow it with another and another (rhetorical question, only anoraks need actually look it up). The Midas man then sees how well Rio did for us in terms of rejuvenating the players if not for the blow of missing the Cup and opts for a quick break this week in Spain. Others haven't had the foresight to take this opportunity but a five day break (even though they hardly saw the sun) will do the world of good for Utd. And look how well we'd done before they went!' - [21] Spain has done us good - Posted Wednesday, January 17, 2001 by bar-knee: Steve McClaren: "We benefited from the trip to Rio last year, and hopefully we will benefit again. It's nice to train in a warm climate but the rest, recovery and relaxation aspects are important as well." The players, according to the official site, went to the F
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- [38] More from Fergie - Posted Wednesday, January 17, 2001 by bar-knee: "The biggest threat will be from our own point of view - from our own side of it. "Because you never know how injuries are going to play a part in anything and we all hope that we don't get any injuries. We've had them this season and you have to cope with them and that's what we've learnt. If you don't get a lot of injuries then there's a lot of things which are achievable. We want to win the league and this is our best chance at this moment in time so obviously the focus will be on the league games. That's until February 14 when we have the resumption of the European Champions League and the home tie with West Ham in the FA Cup. That's a nice diversion away from the league scene. So really we will look to our own selves, focus on the games and make sure we keep on winning. If we do our best that way we can cut off the supply lines to the rest." It hasn't been difficult in the past, so I don't expect it to be difficult this season. I think the players' character has been well and truly tested." - [37] Youth Cup game re-arranged - Posted Wednesday, January 17, 2001 by bar-knee: Will now be played against Scunthorpe at Old Trafford, after twice being postponed at Gigg Lane. Monday 22 January at 7pm is the new date - well worth going to, to see the next bunch of Reds. - [36] OH NO - yet more FIFA-UEFA quotes! - Posted Wednesday, January 17, 2001 by bar-knee: >From UEFA:"This document (Proposals to Amend Fifa's International Transfer >Regulations) remains with the EC and as a result continues to undermine the >negotiation process and the status of the original proposals. The new Fifa document >creates a distinction between the European Union/European Economic Area and the rest >of the world which is potentially damaging to European football. The Fifa document >includes proposals which weaken two of the key principles for European football, >namely contract stability and the development of an effective system of compensation. It is essential for the unity of the game that all future negotiations with the EC are based on the original joint Fifa-Uefa Transfer Task Force proposals" You can wake up now. - [35] It happened to me just the other week - Posted Wednesday, January 17, 2001 by bar-knee: I had to wait for a freak storm to blow the tree away and free me. Never did get the refund - but then again Virgin were never very quick on giving you back your money after a complaint (boom, boom!) 'A young shepherd has been left penniless and tied to a tree in Romania after being tricked by a prostitute. Vasile Contescu, 17, had saved up for months to get enough money to go to the nearest town and lose his virginity with a beautiful prostitute. He wanted to take the woman back to his shepherd's hut, but she suggested they should have sex in the forest. When they got to the wood in County Valcea, she took out a knife and tied him to a tree before running off with his savings. Police say he was finally released when a passer-by heard his screams for help after several hours.' - [34] Another one to add to the list - Posted Wednesday, January 17, 2001 by bar-knee: Daily Star quotes Eric interview without thanking us, or more importantly, Marc who translated it. Sad obese hack awards so far jointly shared with Star and Mirror. More to follow no doubt... - [33] So the other 60% are Reds? - Posted Wednesday, January 17, 2001 by bar-knee: 'More than 40% of Britons felt the year 2000 was a flop, according to a survey.' All ABUs... - [32] And today's Scouser in a suit is... - Posted Wednesday, January 17, 2001 by bar-knee: 'Danny Cadamarteri has appeared in court charged with assaulting a woman in a late-night fracas. The 21-year-old striker is alleged to have punched Joeline Joel, 24, in Hardman Street, Liverpool, on October 1. Liverpool Magistrates Court has committed Cadamarteri, of Walton Cross Cottage, Cleckheaton, West Yorkshire, for trial at crown court. The Everton star spoke only to confirm his name, age and address during the five-minute hearing. He was remanded on bail on the condition that he does not approach Ms Joel or a witness. He will appear before Liverpool Crown Court on February 28 to formally enter a plea.' - [31] And Jimmy Hill said - Posted Wednesday, January 17, 2001 by bar-knee: The chinny one: "I haven't changed my view from when I was chairman of the PFA and it
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- [35] Red News comment on Bosnich departure - Posted Thursday, January 18, 2001 by bar-knee: So all that money for his 35 appearances. The signs never bode well for his time at Old Trafford - with rumours from the off that with the club desperate to get a 'name' to replace Peter, after Van Der Saar and Barthez, originally, turned us down Our Martin went ahead and signed Bossie without the full knowledge of Fergie. True or not it was symbolic of his time - yet signed on a Bosman he got a massive (not in the terms of city) deal. Apparently a wage per month that would have made most of his team-mates jealous and a top off 'signing on' fee that combined made him one of the biggest earners at the club. It doesn't take Einstein to work out - along with Taibi - his signing was ill judged and an expensive mistake. That first real game at Everton highlighted a weakness - kicking - that was to prove evident time and time again but as again rumours grew of disagreements within the goalkeeping camp over training methods that Bosnich found, he began to make the No.1 spot (after being challenged by Raimond and Taibi) with some outstanding displays, most notably Madrid and Japan. But that kicking - or lack of it - persisted and something just didn't add up with the whole thing. The management by their constant droppins and signing of Taibi in the first place showed that they had worries; and if truth be told let's not forget the many Utd fans who were uncertain about his signing in the first place because they quite simply didn't like the player. Red News knew him when he was a youngster when he was first at Old Trafford - a nicer kid you could not have hoped to meet - but stories came thick and fast about how this had changed - failing to sign autographs at the Cliff, etc and it soon became apparent that it just wasn't going to work out. Words may have been said to the contrary but 35 games says that the management, as with many, fans just didn't see him as a long term player at United. Barthez and his form upon arrival (and his kicking) has just shown what we'd been lacking and the difference between a good keeper and a world clas keeper. Bosnich began to moan about his situation, pick up weight and further anger staff - but as he was a Bosman he wanted to see any transfer money go to him again. A major mistake and leaving the whole thing in limbo - Chelsea, Monaco, Celtic, etc, etc were all linked but would they pay his expensive wages and who would get the fee. There was no way Utd would let the player keep it. So with erratic form in games that Bosnich probably felt were insulting to be picked in - Wrexham recently - the end was nigh. And so it has passed to be. A contract terminated - thanks I suppose for some good displays and helping us on our way to that second consecutive title but a mistake nonetheless - but if fate had signed someone else would we now have Barthez. Things have a habit of working out for United - and so, despite it all, we hope it does for this departing Red as well, but that's a lot of money he's earnt (and United have forked out and lost for the remainder of his contract) at United f! or failing to achieve his potential. And why didn't he spend some time working on that kicking? - [34] Disturbing reading - Posted Thursday, January 18, 2001 by bar-knee: 'These are serious Health and Safety issues issued by the HSE. * 3 people die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue. * 142 people were injured in 1998 by not removing all pins from new shirts. * 58 people are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers. * 31 people have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in. * 19 people have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate. * Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents. * 101 people since 1997 have had to have broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet. * 18 people had serious burns in 1998 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth. * A massive 543 people were admitted to A&E in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth. * 5 people were injured last year in accidents involving out of control Scalectrix cars. And finally, * 8 people cracked their skull in 1997 after falling asleep while throwing up into the toilet.' I'd better never go out the front door again... - [33] Silvestre speaks - Posted Thursday, January 18, 2001 by bar-knee: "The first ranking against the last ranking this is how our 23rd Premier League round looked like. Bradford City held their ground for over an hour before collapsing in the last fifteen minutes. The title approach
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- [34] Angel might not be playing - Posted Friday, January 19, 2001 by bar-knee: John Gregory on waiting for clearance to come through: "I hope the international clearance comes through and that you will see him lining up for us at the weekend. He has already shown us on the training pitch what he is capable of. But he has not played for a month and that is a concern for myself because it is going to be difficult for him to contemplate 90 minutes at full pelt." It was 35 degrees in Buenos Aries and it is a bit of a shock seeing the frost on the ground every morning. But he has been wrapping himself up in plenty of clothes and he has been enjoying it." - [33] Bosnich agent denies Utd are unhappy - Posted Friday, January 19, 2001 by bar-knee: Kutner insisted that United did not impose any conditions on the keeper's release and said: "There was nothing in writing to that effect. I think because we asked for them to release him on a free transfer before the 31st of January, which is when the transfer market closes in the major European countries, the assumption was that he would be looking to go to a European club. But there was nothing in writing saying he had to go to a European club. It was not a misunderstanding on our part and we knew what we were doing." Sounds like the old term 'wool' and 'eyes' has been played here. - [32] Shareholders United press release - Posted Friday, January 19, 2001 by bar-knee: SHAREHOLDERS UNITED -www.shareholdersunited.org "Shareholders United can only be good for the game. I'd urge United fans to get involved" - Sir Alex Ferguson 'Shareholders United, the Manchester United supporter-shareholder group, is launching a new scheme that enables ordinary fans to become shareholders in their club in the cheapest, easiest way ever... Now, when joining Shareholders United for £10, members will automatically become shareholders in Manchester United plc. If wanting more than this initial share, members can join the monthly scheme. The shares for both purposes - new recruits and monthly buyers - is purchased by SU in a single batch each month, meaning huge savings on dealing and commission costs. Purchases of any number of additional shares can also be made through the scheme. The shares will be held in a "nominee account" by United's own stockbrokers Wise Speke, and the money for shares will be handled by the Manchester based Co-operative Bank. Dividends will continue, but will be in the form of additional United shares - via the plc's own dividend re-investment scheme. Shares in the collective account remain the property of the individual member, and can be withdrawn at any time. Manchester United will regard it as a single shareholding, with a single collective vote at the plc AGM. SU spokesman, Oliver Houston, said: "Some people might buy a square of turf for a tenner, but owning shares gives you a piece of Old Trafford for life. 'ir Alex supports us, we have the Government's approval and the backing of the United fanzines - we intend to go all the way with this one. By clubbing together to buy shares we can have a greater say in how our club is run. A 10% stake would make us the biggest single shareholder and act as an automatic block to future threats of hostile take-over. Having the means to buy back a significant portion of the club to be held in the hands of supporters is within our grasp. There are tens of thousands of season ticket holders, UK and overseas branch members and fanzine readers out there, not to mention the millions of other United fans around the world, who will want to join Shareholders United through this new scheme." - [31] More from MEN - we're to get satisfaction report - Posted Friday, January 19, 2001 by bar-knee: Let us know if you receive one... 'United are sending out 5,000 questionnaires to fans to monitor customer satisfaction at Old Trafford - and the list of questions have been compiled by Reds' supporters. United's objective to become a smoother run and more approachable outfit will be given its first major test when the replies come back in mid-February and the Reds draw up a table of the good and the bad. The Leadership Factor company, who specialise in customer satisfaction, are the independent body who organised four study groups of ten fans each drawn up from United's members, season ticket holders, league match book holders and executive box holders. The study groups met last week to compile around 25 questions to circulate among 5,000 supporters chosen at random by the independent company. United want to know what they are good at and what they are bad at when it comes to their customer relations. T
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- [42] Final Friday reminder - Posted Friday, January 19, 2001 by bar-knee: Red News no.74 - our 15th year of publication - and we have a new issue out tomorrow. Please buy and help the starving pigeons of the world unite. Available from odd looking people down Sir Matt Busby Way before the game. - [41] You are Big Vern - Viz character! - Posted Friday, January 19, 2001 by bar-knee: You Are Big Vern (The Shotgun guide to man management) Have you got what it takes to be be a top line manager, coping with the pressures of holding together a team of star players? Anyone can be a football coach - just take a couple of hundred cones and get your players to run around them all day - eazy innit? But have you got the man management skills to mould your team into one solid cohesive fighting unit? 1 - Your star player leaves your club for a bigger and better club a) Go out and buy a bigger and better player b) Point out that the players remaining in your squad are a good team unit and that you have many youngsters pushing for places in the first team c) Get on your soap-box and threaten to "Shoot him" 2 - Your goalkeeper is unsure of whether to sign for your club or move to another bigger club and generally buggering you about a) Try and bend over backwards to get him to stay as he's a good keeper b) Relegate him to the A team and let him fester c) Don't speak to him but throw him off the coach on the way to a game saying "what the f**k, he'll bounce" 3 - Your star striker who has supported the club since he was born is having a few personal problems which are interfering with his on field performance a) Carry on playing him and ignore the problem b) Try to get him the help he needs to get back to the levels that he has proved he can play at previously c) Call a press conference and call him "a nutter" make references to the failure of the Care in the Community program. 4 - A player you signed has a weight problem and isn't pulling this not inconsiderable weight fully in games or training. Do you? a) Ask him if he knows the best solution to greasy hair? b) In a private conversation tell the player what you expect of him and that you will not pick him until he regains his fitness. Get him to cut his hair. c) Talk to the press and call him a "fat c**t", "a coward" and "stupid" thereby instantly doubling his value in the transfer market. Inform the country that you wish you'd never signed him 5 - You chairman is getting old and is renowned for being as tight as a gnat's chuff. You know he's got the dosh. You also know he's got the arms of a T-Rex but pockets deeper than Joan Collins snatch. Do you? a) Get on with the job of picking the team b) Threaten to resign if more funds are not forthcoming during a private meeting with the chairman c) Storm into the chairman's office - stab a crowbar through his chest and fiercely rip out his heart. Proceed to feast on the still beating organ in front of the old cretin. Then call a press once you have calmed slightly. Talk to the press in a fit of rage calling him a "f*cking tight old bastard". Apologise to any remaining members of the chairman's family but leave a veiled threat of "they had better not cross" you - after all, you "know people!" 6 - Your team refuse to score any goals for you after you have pissed them all off with your mad antics. Do you? a) Resign b) Arrange a team meeting to find out the best way to sort out problem. Having weighed up the opinions decide upon your course of action. c) Go off to Central America to buy a striker that no-one has heard of but you'll pay him triple what everyone else at the club is earning in the team to give you another 12 months in the job. Shoot the rest of your players before turning the barrel on yourself on live TV shouting "No f*cker's gonna take me alive!". Answers: All a's You are as timid as Terry Burton's pet mouse, perhaps football management isn't the ideal career path for you. A career in TV awaits. Punditry, presenting, or maybe appearing on crap quiz shows hosted by stunted little twats who crap themselves when confronted by supporters of the club he spends getting cheap laughs out of on his sad excuse for a show. What the hell is one of England's greatest batsmen doing embarrassing himself with the runt anyway? Ahem! All b's You are a bold manager who believes in his own convictions (unless you're George Graham) and rules with a firm but fair hand. All c's Congratulations you have won an advertising contract with Smith and Wesson. Copyright Red News 2001 - [40] Attention all Doc's Red Army members! - Posted Friday, January 19, 2001 by bar-knee: Good new Utd site by top Red Steve worth checking out. (link:http://mufcindiv21974.homestead.com/Title.html) htt
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- [51] Shotgun speaks - Posted Friday, January 19, 2001 by Doc'sArmy: "Angel has been given international clearance to play so he's going to be involved tomorrow." On Ginola "He's got on with his training. There's always a lot of rubbish said" [mostly by you mate] "and printed in the press. David has to work hard to get in the team and once he's in the team work hard to stay there." "We tend not to do match reports on Manchester United. I don't want to scare anyone" - [50] Yorke on himself and Shotgun - Posted Friday, January 19, 2001 by Doc'sArmy: On not being in the side all the time "Yes it is frustrating what with injuries and suspension but I'm fully fit and raring to go now if I get in the team." "Hopefully Villa will go home disapponted on the day. I left because I didn't think they'd go any further than they had and they haven't." When asked about if he keeps in touch with much of the team he says "Just Gareth Southgate who's out tomorrow. People like Ugo have gone to Middlesborough now" When asked about Gregory [laughing] he says "Well he certainly says what he thinks" - [49] Giggs on Spain and Villa - Posted Friday, January 19, 2001 by Doc'sArmy: "It was a change of scenery. We managed to do some good training out there and we played a couple of rounds of golf which were relaxing. The pitches were brilliant, you've got an extra spring in your step now." On Villa. "They don't give anything away and they're a good defensive side so we expect a tough game." "Dion's a good player, a good goalscorer and a great finisher" - [48] Fergie on Villa - Posted Friday, January 19, 2001 by Doc'sArmy: There's a freshness there. I've got four strikers available for the first time in quite a while. On Dion, "He was one of the finest players to play here in terms of his attitude. He was just unlucky that when he came back Eric Cantona was just starting to get established in the team. He had to think of his career, he went to Coventry and did marvellously well for them" "Scholes is still not ready. We're going to give him another week." - [47] Fergie on the Train in Spain - Posted Friday, January 19, 2001 by Doc'sArmy: The weather wasn't great - I think it was around about 10 degrees, but the training facilities were absolutely marvellous. "They're a great bunch together on or off the pitch. Some of them want to play cards or golf, some want to go and watch the motor racing but they all get on great when they're together and the trip means they can spend more time together and brings them even closer." "It's a great feeling when you know you're over halfway through the League season" - [46] Pancho on Bossie - Posted Friday, January 19, 2001 by Doc'sArmy: "I think the clun is entitled to put him on the transfer list and get a few bob for him." "I'm not saying his attitude's bad towards training, it's just that laid back attitude." "I think if he's going to get into that Chelsea team he has got to start working on his body [we think his contract with Hollands Pies show his committment to that] and a lot of stomach work. It looks as though it probably kills him when he does all that because he doesn't look as though he's the right body for it." "He needs someone to get hold of him." - [45] Giggs on Bosnich - Posted Friday, January 19, 2001 by Doc'sArmy: "Bossie was a quality keeper and still is so I'm sure he'll do well given the chance at Chelsea" - [44] Dwight on Bosnich's exit (not new page in Karma Sutra) - Posted Friday, January 19, 2001 by Doc'sArmy: "I'm sure Mark would have loved to stay here and see his contract out and wanted to do well for the club because I think it's a dream to play for Manchester United. He started off here as a junior and came back and won the League with us. I'm sure he would have loved to establish himself as number one again this year but unfortunately a lot of injuries, a lot of suspensions [is he talking about official internal suspension here as we don't remember him being banned by any authorities?] and obviously Fabio coming in means it's a very difficult time for him. I think that the move to Chelsea is an exciting one for him and I'm sure all the lads here will wish him all the best." - [43] Fergie on Bosnich - Posted Friday, January 19, 2001 by Doc'sArmy: "I think he wanted to get on with his career and I think it wa
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- [51] Shotgun speaks - Posted Friday, January 19, 2001 by Doc'sArmy: "Angel has been given international clearance to play so he's going to be involved tomorrow." On Ginola "He's got on with his training. There's always a lot of rubbish said" [mostly by you mate] "and printed in the press. David has to work hard to get in the team and once he's in the team work hard to stay there." "We tend not to do match reports on Manchester United. I don't want to scare anyone" - [50] Yorke on himself and Shotgun - Posted Friday, January 19, 2001 by Doc'sArmy: On not being in the side all the time "Yes it is frustrating what with injuries and suspension but I'm fully fit and raring to go now if I get in the team." "Hopefully Villa will go home disapponted on the day. I left because I didn't think they'd go any further than they had and they haven't." When asked about if he keeps in touch with much of the team he says "Just Gareth Southgate who's out tomorrow. People like Ugo have gone to Middlesborough now" When asked about Gregory [laughing] he says "Well he certainly says what he thinks" - [49] Giggs on Spain and Villa - Posted Friday, January 19, 2001 by Doc'sArmy: "It was a change of scenery. We managed to do some good training out there and we played a couple of rounds of golf which were relaxing. The pitches were brilliant, you've got an extra spring in your step now." On Villa. "They don't give anything away and they're a good defensive side so we expect a tough game." "Dion's a good player, a good goalscorer and a great finisher" - [48] Fergie on Villa - Posted Friday, January 19, 2001 by Doc'sArmy: There's a freshness there. I've got four strikers available for the first time in quite a while. On Dion, "He was one of the finest players to play here in terms of his attitude. He was just unlucky that when he came back Eric Cantona was just starting to get established in the team. He had to think of his career, he went to Coventry and did marvellously well for them" "Scholes is still not ready. We're going to give him another week." - [47] Fergie on the Train in Spain - Posted Friday, January 19, 2001 by Doc'sArmy: The weather wasn't great - I think it was around about 10 degrees, but the training facilities were absolutely marvellous. "They're a great bunch together on or off the pitch. Some of them want to play cards or golf, some want to go and watch the motor racing but they all get on great when they're together and the trip means they can spend more time together and brings them even closer." "It's a great feeling when you know you're over halfway through the League season" - [46] Pancho on Bossie - Posted Friday, January 19, 2001 by Doc'sArmy: "I think the clun is entitled to put him on the transfer list and get a few bob for him." "I'm not saying his attitude's bad towards training, it's just that laid back attitude." "I think if he's going to get into that Chelsea team he has got to start working on his body [we think his contract with Hollands Pies show his committment to that] and a lot of stomach work. It looks as though it probably kills him when he does all that because he doesn't look as though he's the right body for it." "He needs someone to get hold of him." - [45] Giggs on Bosnich - Posted Friday, January 19, 2001 by Doc'sArmy: "Bossie was a quality keeper and still is so I'm sure he'll do well given the chance at Chelsea" - [44] Dwight on Bosnich's exit (not new page in Karma Sutra) - Posted Friday, January 19, 2001 by Doc'sArmy: "I'm sure Mark would have loved to stay here and see his contract out and wanted to do well for the club because I think it's a dream to play for Manchester United. He started off here as a junior and came back and won the League with us. I'm sure he would have loved to establish himself as number one again this year but unfortunately a lot of injuries, a lot of suspensions [is he talking about official internal suspension here as we don't remember him being banned by any authorities?] and obviously Fabio coming in means it's a very difficult time for him. I think that the move to Chelsea is an exciting one for him and I'm sure all the lads here will wish him all the best." - [43] Fergie on Bosnich - Posted Friday, January 19, 2001 by Doc'sArmy: "I think he wanted to get on with his career and I think it wa
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- [25] Dannys' a T**ttio - Posted Saturday, January 20, 2001 by tb: So, after saying that they shouldn't mention relegation, what does Danny do? - Convicts eh! "As soon as we start talking about relegation, we will start to slide and slide and there will be no getting back. We had a long player meeting on Monday and it was clear then that the confidence is still there - everyone believes we can still pull ourselves out of this. The situation is bad but it can be rescued. "You can talk about luck as much as you want but the facts are that we have not been scoring goals and we have been conceding some poor ones, which is disappointing. One win would probably bring another, and another, and that would probably pull us clear. All we need is that little bit of luck - I'm sorry but it does seem to keep coming back to that." - [24] Fergie on crocks - Posted Saturday, January 20, 2001 by tb: "Scholes is still out. He's been training fine, but we're erring on the side of caution at this time of year, and with the Valencia game looming on the horizon," Fergie revealed. "Another week out won't do him any harm. If you get another knock in this weather, it can turn out pretty sore. He'll be available next Sunday against West Ham. "Nicky Butt is available, he's fit. His hip was tender after Fulham, but he's fine. All four strikers are available - they all trained this week in Spain. - [23] Fergie pleased to have Jaap back - Posted Saturday, January 20, 2001 by tb: "Jaap's trained all week - he's looking forward to playing," "It's like a new season for him - he and Andy Cole are as fresh as daisies. Jaap's return is a boost for Wes Brown, too. It was coming to the point where he needed a rest. He's earnt it, and now he'll enjoy watching the others. He'll pick up things from Gary and Jaap and he'll be a better player when he comes back. - [22] Fergie Butts in on Nickys behalf - Posted Saturday, January 20, 2001 by tb: "In terms of what Sven has available, I think Nicky is better than any other midfield player in the country, at what he does, " "Gerard is up there, but there's not many others. Nicky is having one of his best seasons at the club." "Nicky's a victim of the circumstances at Manchester United, but that should not stop him from playing for his country. There have been times when David Beckham has been out wide on the right. "He's also been unlucky. He played against Italy but got injured after twenty minutes. I thought he would have done well in that type of game. "Every time he comes into the team his appetite is unbelievable. He has the belief that he can get a game all the time, which is great. His performance levels are great too. I think he's better than the other midfield players who have been mentioned in England squads over the last couple of years." - [21] 'Astute businessman'* says Massive are the Titanic - Posted Saturday, January 20, 2001 by tb: *Soccernets words, not ours As Franny says: 'Don't be too harsh on Joe, ' 'After all, he is trying to raise the Titanic.' And look what a flop that film was!! 'City have to stick with Joe. It would be stupid to think of changing manager at this crucial stage in the season. If they bring in a new man and it all goes wrong that would be it - they'd be down. 'I've told Joe he did a fantastic job in getting the team promoted but things just haven't gelled this time. There is something radically wrong with the strategy. 'He may have been able to build a team around Paulo Wanchope and George Weah, but Weah has gone and it will be difficult to replace him with a quality player. 'The club have got money to spend but nowadays the top players want the chance to play in the Champions League and they know City can't give them that. And the club has already spent a hell of a lot on buying defenders, yet we still have the worst defensive record in the Premiership. Who needs us to wind Littledick (and MAssive fans)up when they do such a good job of it themselves! - [20] Fergie on Fatty - not bothered - Posted Saturday, January 20, 2001 by tb: "I'm not bothered where he has gone, not bothered at all. "Our chief executive Peter Kenyon contacted me in Spain and said his agent wanted to have permission to go to London to have talks about a transfer to another club. I said fine. "If I had wanted to know where he was going, I would have made sure I knew. I would have made a stipulation about where he was going. "But it did not matter to me where he went and I've not spoken to Mark. "We made up our mind he could go. The move has
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- [22] Don't forget the IMUSA petition - Posted Sunday, January 21, 2001 by tb: Fed up of the ever spiralling cost of your Season Ticket LMTB or match day ticket ? Can't afford to take the next generation of Reds along due to the cost ? Then don't hesitate do your bit and support IMUSA in this campaign. IMUSA Online Petition IMUSA wish to see no ticket price rises for the 2001/2002 season. If you support IMUSA in their campaign, please sign the petition below at : (link:http://www.imusa.org/petition/index.htm) http://www.imusa.org/petition/index.htm IMUSA want to see match ticket prices frozen in the short term, & in the longer term IMUSA wish to see prices reduced, especially in certain categories eg Younger fans. The February board meeting is the time when prices are set for the following season, so we need to act now and encourage every United fan we know to visit the website, sign the petition and add your comments, we MUST make our points count and voices heard. - [21] Scoutmaster buying conterfeit goods? - Posted Sunday, January 21, 2001 by tb: As reports suggest that Arsenal's £1m purchase of Tomas Danilevicius is reportedly under investigation amid claims of a fake Greek passport. - [20] You can stick your effing Ingerlund.. - Posted Sunday, January 21, 2001 by tb: As teamtalk reports that certain Ingelund regulars aren't too impressed with Becks being kept as captain, esp as Donkey has called it quits (see earlier story). No names, no quotes so could just be the usual tosh. - [19] Grobbleshite wants to go back to where he belongs - Posted Sunday, January 21, 2001 by tb: A perfect match I'll think you'll agree!! 'My main ambition in life is to coach Liverpool. I want to give back what the club and the city and the British public have done for me. Liverpool was my life. Once a bindipper, always a bindipper - [18] Jaap talks up a treble - Posted Sunday, January 21, 2001 by tb: 'The Treble can be done again but it will be very difficult because everybody gives that little extra against us,' he said. 'There is a lot of envy and dislike for United but that just makes you want to go on and make all of them suffer. 'We have to cope by working harder than everyone else.' - [17] Jaap happy with life - Posted Sunday, January 21, 2001 by tb: 'I said before I came here that United were my favourite club in Europe so when the chance comes along to join them you jump at it,' he added. 'I like the life in Manchester and I don't see any reason for me to move somewhere else.' - [16] Jaap also praises Gary - Posted Sunday, January 21, 2001 by tb: 'I am sure we will have a great part-nership together, although I would never under-rate the contribution Gary Neville has made while I've been out. It is always nice to play alongside somebody week in, week out because you can grow together. 'You get used to each other and you know what the other will do in certain situations. I've played with Wes before and it went well. It was the same with Gary.' - [15] Jaap on life after Fergie - Posted Sunday, January 21, 2001 by tb: 'It will be difficult for everybody when the boss leaves but it is a fact of life that he will retire at the end of next season, and that is something myself and the rest of the players will have to deal with. 'We have to go on. The club will do everything in their power to appoint somebody who is almost equal to the gaffer, which will not be easy because he is one of the best in the world. 'It will be important to keep the team together and if we can do that, a big part of the club will still be intact and we can continue to be as successful as we have while he has been in charge.' - [14] Jaap on Wes - Posted Sunday, January 21, 2001 by tb: 'For me he is as good as there is around and I am sure I will be competing with him at international level for a long time.' 'The timing of my absence, with Wes coming back after a year out through injury, was just right,' said the Dutchman. 'Wes is without question one of the leading candidates for an England place, because I rate him as high as everybody rates Rio Ferdinand and Jonathan Woodgate in that position. 'I know a lot of people were wondering whether he would get back to where he was before the injury. Not only has he proved that, maybe he is even better. 'If England have a better central defender they will be in a v
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- [36] You can just go and shag yourself then - Posted Monday, January 22, 2001 by bar-knee: Possible Utd transfer target Frederick Kanoute basically blows any chances of that out of the water with this pile of shite. "I don't really like the North. It's always raining, it's really cold and I don't like all those little houses". - [35] Leading Premiership scorers - Posted Monday, January 22, 2001 by bar-knee: FA CARLING PREMIERSHIP: 17 Sheringham (Man Utd); Stewart (Ipswich). 16 Hasselbaink (Chelsea). 15 Heskey (Liverpool. 14 Henry (Arsenal); Phillips (Sunderland); Viduka (Leeds). 13 Johansson (Charlton). 12 Wanchope (Man City). 11 Bartlett (Charlton, 9 for FC Zurich); Owen (Liverpool); Solskjaer (Man Utd). 10 Beattie (Southampton); Boksic (Middlesbrough). Christie (Derby). - [34] Got to be an Arse player or Scouser - Posted Monday, January 22, 2001 by bar-knee: One leading England player told Sports Mirror yesterday: "With due respect to David Beckham, what credentials does he have to lead his country? He has little experience and isn't even considered ready for the job at Manchester United. There are far more established players ahead of him, some with vast experience at club level who command widespread respect throughout the ranks. I am not knocking his future potential to lead the country because I'm sure his time will come. But it's too early now. If you were to survey the current squad of England players, Tony Adams would get most votes." Jealousy of the highest order. - [33] United Review makes plea - Posted Monday, January 22, 2001 by bar-knee: To stop singing the Russian submarine song. The club in Saturday's match programme: "This is a wholly inappropriate link and one most United supporters find distasteful and short on humour. "Let us not forget a British recue team lent their expertise in the attempt to save the trapped sailors. It is not beyond the realms of possibility that at least one of those involved in the rescue mission was a United supporter. How would they react to hearing their fellow fans singing this song?" - [32] Shotgun on Bosnich - Posted Monday, January 22, 2001 by bar-knee: Gregory said: "I was devastated to lose Bosnich. He's a great keeper and I thought he'd be a huge success at Manchester United. I'm very surprised it didn't work out. It's an inspired signing for Chelsea as he's a brilliant keeper. And it will give him what he needs - top-class action again." - [31] Bosnich could have joined R.Boys earlier - Posted Monday, January 22, 2001 by bar-knee: "Chelsea bid for me three years ago. I had another two years on my contract but I was desperate to go. Although I'd played in two great teams that had won the League Cup I couldn't see Villa progressing much further." - [30] massive attempt to stop hoaxes - Posted Monday, January 22, 2001 by bar-knee: >From the Mirror: 'A FOOL-PROOF method of ridding radio phone-ins of phoney callers is > to make everyone who takes part give their age and the team they support, then ask >a simple question about their formative years as a fan. If a man came on the >midweek 606 show claiming to be a 51-year-old Chelsea fan, you could ask him to name >the three pivotal figures at his club in the early 60s.' Well, considering the show is usually fronted by people clueless about today's football beating the questioners should be fairly easy to the Reds who keep getting on. - [29] Sven's assistant happy with Cole - Posted Monday, January 22, 2001 by bar-knee: Grip said: "Alan Shearer has always been the man in front of Andy Cole, so it has been difficult for him with England. In the games he has been involved in he has not started that many. Now Shearer has retired we have to try to find another goalscorer. Cole is one. He is also a hard worker. This is the first time I have seen him live at Old Trafford. He has been out with an injury for a long time but he looked very sharp when he came on." - [28] Wenger backs Adams - Posted Monday, January 22, 2001 by bar-knee: Over his decision to spit out his dummy now Becks is captain? "It's a wise decision for him, health and body wise. Even if you have no problems with your health it is a very demanding job now to play at international and club level. And Tony has had some health problems. If he'd carried on he would have had to play another two ye
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- [35] More pre-season tour details - Posted Tuesday, January 23, 2001 by bar-knee: >From Teamtalk "United have confirmed they will field their star players when they face the Thailand national team at Bangkok's Rajamangala Stadium on July 28. The details of the Premiership champions' visit were revealed yesterday by the FA of Thailand president Vijitr Getkaew and secretary-general Worawi Makudi." - [34] Celtic deny Larsson United bid claims - Posted Tuesday, January 23, 2001 by bar-knee: Martin O'Neill said: "That is the biggest lot of nonsense I have heard in a very, very long time." - [33] Man found guilty of Posh clothes crime - Posted Tuesday, January 23, 2001 by bar-knee: 'Mark Oliver has been convicted of handling Victoria Beckham's stolen designer clothes.' - [32] Bobby Charlton on Ole - Posted Tuesday, January 23, 2001 by bar-knee: "I don't know anybody who makes up his mind quicker than him. I am not just talking about strikers in the modern game - I have never seen anyone like him in the modern era. He's amazing. The best and most dangerous thing about Ole Gunnar is that he decides what he's going to do with the ball very quickly. It makes him such a difficult striker for opponents to handle. Defenders think they have more time than they actually have. They are preparing to close him down or attack him after the first touch and before they know it he has put the ball away. It is the same for goalkeepers. It doesn't matter how the ball will come to Ole - whether it is a volley, half-volley or whatever, he'll know what he is going to do when the ball is in flight. Keepers can't read him. They are always having to react to him that split second later than they would prefer. I watch him closely when we travel in Europe and sometimes I watch them practise and maybe field a few balls for them in training before a Champions League match. I study Ole shooting, and when a ball is coming to him and you are thinking about what he's going to do and wondering what he might try, in that time he has already done it. He is very instinctive. It doesn't matter whether it is his right foot or left. He'll decide the best option and have a crack. He is a clinical finisher. It is a gift that Solskjaer has got. He is natural and he is unique. It is something you can't teach." - [31] Stam on England players - Posted Tuesday, January 23, 2001 by bar-knee: "I'm sure Sven would have been impressed with the English players on show, especially the two strikers, Andy Cole and Teddy Sheringham on Saturday. They're both great players for United and I think they'd make a fantastic partnership for England as well. They know each other's games very well, where and how they make their runs, and I'm certain they could do what they do for United for England as well." - [30] Adams move is good for us in the long term - Gary Nev - Posted Tuesday, January 23, 2001 by bar-knee: "Tony Adam's retirement from international football will be a major blow to the English game. In terms of influence and presence, both on and off the field, Tony Adams was our leader and he should have been captain more times then he was. He's a fantastic centre-half and someone who we all looked up to. On the other side of the coin, it opens the door for the squad to be rebuilt with the tremendous youngsters coming through like Rio and Wes. I also think the opportunity is now there for the likes of Steven Gerrard, Jonathan Woodgate, Michael Owen, Emile Heskey, Kieron Dyer and the other youngsters who've already established themselves. We have a new manager and although we're going to miss the likes of Tony Adams and Alan Shearer, I'm sure he'll relish the chance to develop his own squad of players." - [29] Tabloid titbits - Posted Tuesday, January 23, 2001 by bar-knee: Posh Spice and Becks aren't interested in buying an island off the coast of Essex, but she is "tight" according to her ex-bodyguard she has fallen out with and revealed in the court case concerning her missing clothes, etc. Jordan and Dwight are either closer than ever as she is spotted "spoon feeding" towards Dwight according to the Mirror or things have fallen flat according to the SUN as she was all over Finaly Quaye. And Becks is after a £185,000 Lamborghini Diablo GT from Italy according to the SUN. Must be true then. - [28] Scunthorpe physio - THE GREAT DEBATE - Posted Tuesday, January 23, 2001 by bar-knee: Well, did you go to the
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- [49] Teddy on season so far - Posted Wednesday, January 24, 2001 by bar-knee: Sheringham on season so far "It's great to have a run in the side and it's nice to see my name up on the team-sheet" "At this club you know you've got to be playing at your very best all the time, otherwise you're going to be on the bench or on your way out. It's as simple as that" - [48] Reminder - Posted Wednesday, January 24, 2001 by bar-knee: Reserve team football: Tonight Utd play top of the table Sunderland - Gigg Lane at 7.00 - live on MUTV, we will bring you the result as the game finishes. - [47] Motson - I fancy O'Neill at Old Trafford - Posted Wednesday, January 24, 2001 by bar-knee: BBC Sport's John Motson: "O'Neill's arrival at Parkhead and suggests he could eventually manage Manchester United. Martin O'Neill is one of the greatest managers of his generation and he has certainly turned his Bhoys into men since he walked into the Celtic hotseat...His style is similar to that of Alex Ferguson. Both have a strong personality, say exactly what they think and both have applied their Midas touch at every club they have managed. In fact, I can see O'Neill one day succeeding Sir Alex at Manchester United - but only once he has filled the Celtic trophy cabinet twice over. United need someone with real character to step into Ferguson's shoes, otherwise his successor will constantly live in his shadow - this is why O'Neill fits the bill perfectly. O'Neill, who learnt his trade as a player under Brian Clough at Nottingham Forest, would argue that he has enough on his plate at Celtic to even consider taking on the United job." - [46] Healy on leaving United - Posted Wednesday, January 24, 2001 by bar-knee: "There's no place like United, but if you're not going to play first team football you need to move on. The gaffer called me in and told me that my first team opportunities would be limited. He knows the set-up at Preston and as soon as he told me that they are a good club with a lot of good young talent I knew I wanted to go." Perhaps Fergie could tell Mr Greening that York are an equally good club? - [45] Lack of atmosphere - Posted Wednesday, January 24, 2001 by bar-knee: >From our Deep Throat: " Article in the official magazine - cites 3 of the main reasons for the lack of atmosphere in recent years 1 - End of terracing 2 - Supporter complacency 3 - Shift in the type of fans attending Fergie "Some fans come and sit and admire our beautiful stadium with their bags full of goodies from the megastore. It's a day out for them. They just relax and want to be entertained but football games are a people's passion too. It's their release from the jobs they do every day. They have to go into work on the Monday and work with city fans - that's what supporting a team is about." Ken Ramsden on how the atmosphere can be improved "One of the greatest things Alex Ferguson's done is keep the players hungry. As supporters though I think we come, sit down, fold our arms and say 'entertain us' but I think there is no easy answer. Everybody has been trying to get a solution but I think ultimately, it's in the fans' hands. Until the fans start getting in the ground from two o'clock onwards in numbers, then the atmosphere won't improve. It's not a light switch. You can't just turn it on at kick-off and we're all suddenly excited. We need to build an atmosphere. It's important to the players and if it's important to the fans then maybe they should try getting in early for one of two games and see if it makes a difference." In other words send the wife shopping on her own! [slap]" - [44] Jordi in official mag - Posted Wednesday, January 24, 2001 by bar-knee: Jordi Cruyff warns United of a new Valencia player this year "Ruben Baraja. He is a hard working midfielder, with good technique" On the Ginger Prince "Scholesy is probably the most complete player at United. He is the type of player I like, someone with special abilities. I wouldn't know who to compare him with." - [43] Raimond waiting for new contract offer - Posted Wednesday, January 24, 2001 by bar-knee: Raimond Van Der Gouw: "The club have yet to talk to me about a new contract, but I would like to extend my stay with United. The club have been positive towards me recently so I'm hoping everything will be sorted out soon. At the moment I am looking around as well because United might not extend my contract. America is a possibility, it's an option and at the moment I
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- [35] YOUR FANZINE NEED YOU! - Posted Thursday, January 25, 2001 by bar-knee: For our next issue of Red News, conveniently coming out on the 25th anniversary week, we're doing some specials to mark the event, one of which will be a look at some memorable 'massive' moments over the past 25 years. Not the obvious memories as they will be well covered (like every one of their relegation failures perhaps) and every one will perhaps end up choosing the 5-0. So we want the more subtle memories - like being a Utd fan in the away celebrating at Notts County when city went down in '83 or Alan Ball telling his players to keep ball because he thought they'd only need a draw to stay up when they needed a win, and thus kept the ball in a corner to relegate themselves. That type of memory. We'd like to feature some RN readers magic memories from the 25 years as well as our contributors - both in the fanzine and on this site. So if you have a specific great recollection send it to us at [EMAIL PROTECTED] - [34] Hoolahoop learns local customs - Posted Thursday, January 25, 2001 by bar-knee: Being close to the Mickeys on a regular basis has obviously taught Hoolahoop a thing or two as he proclaims wisely: "Sometimes if you spit in the air, it comes back at you," - [33] The stats say it all - Posted Thursday, January 25, 2001 by bar-knee: 'ammers record at Old Trafford 1987-2001 Played: 11 Won: O Drawn: 0 Lost: 11 For: 7 Against: 31 - [32] Kick racism out - Posted Thursday, January 25, 2001 by bar-knee: >From MEN: 'FOOTBALLERS from both the Red and Blue sides of Manchester forgot their rivalries to stick the boot into racism. United striker Andy Cole was joined by City's Whitley brothers, Jeff and Jim, and Richard Jobson for the north west premiere of Remember the Titans. The film starring Denzel Washington, with an anti-racist theme, is helping to launch the Kick It Out advertising campaign on TV, fronted by Leeds star Rio Ferdinand and former Liverpool player John Barnes. All the players admitted huge strides had been made to rid professional football of the scourge of racism, both on the terraces and on the pitch. But it took the recollections of former City goalkeeper Alex Williams to underline how attitudes have improved. "I remember one game at Everton. I was running out for the second half when one Everton fan screwed up his programme into a cross and burned it. I was 19 and it was really intimidating," said Alex, now football in the community manager for the Blues. Richard Jobson said: "The message seems to be getting across. I wouldn't say racism has been eradicated but it's getting that way." - [31] Wage concerns at United - Posted Thursday, January 25, 2001 by bar-knee: United's deputy chief executive David Gill said: "We don't specifically speak about players' wages and contracts because we think it's a personal thing between the club and that particular player. So you will never see anything coming out from the club indicating that a player is earning this or that. I think for it come out in this way is a source of frustration and potentially leads to unrest. I think we have the advantage at Manchester United in that we treat the players well and we treat them fairly and I think they recognise that. Hopefully a player reading that X earns a particular sum of money doesn't enter their heads or concern them, but I don't think you're ever going to change this and that's the problem. The facts are we don't divulge that information. Newspapers have to write stories and in order for those stories to carry weight or interest they've got to put these huge figures in. That's a problem which I can't see ever being solved." - [30] This is gospel - don't try this at home? - Posted Thursday, January 25, 2001 by bar-knee: The following is taken word-for-word from a Mormon pamphlet, For Young Men Only, published about 15 years ago... 1. Pray daily. Ask for the gifts of the spirit which will strengthen you against temptation. Pray fervently and out loud when the temptations are strongest. When the temptation to masturbate is strong, yell "STOP" to those thoughts as loudly as you can in your mind. Then recite a portion of the Bible or sing a hymn. [Oh no its happening again - (shouting) STOP! STOP! - (now singing)What a friend we have in Jesus, and his name is Cantona...] It's a beautiful image you have to admit. 2. Set a goal of abstinence. Begin with a day, then a week, a month and year. Finally, commit yourself to never doing it again. Make a pocket calendar for a month
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- [22] Editor's modem really is shagged - Posted Friday, January 26, 2001 by redend: It turns out the editor wasn't just after a night out on the piss last night followed by a long lie in. His modem really is shagged - we've seen the death certificate. So news will not be gushing in your face with the usual youthful vigour to which you've become accustomed. There should be a few more spurts this afternoon and probably a splash around home time. Which is nice. - [21] Reserves v Sunderland report - Posted Friday, January 26, 2001 by redend: BDS ejaculates thus: Utd came to Gigg lane to face a Sunderland side who were top of the league and had only lost once all season - in fact on the 3 previous occasions Utd have faced Sunderland, they have failed to win. Superstar stared the game again and looked solid against a lively black cat side and it must only be a matter of time before the enforced squad rotation system that Sir Alex is fond of, favours a return to the first team for him With a pitch cut up due to rugby at the weekend and rain showers, the game hardly had the slick passing or movement that would have been expected - in fact the heavy pitch only took 18 minutes before it gained it's first casualty - the referee (a scouser), who limped off with a hamstring strain - unconfirmed reports are of the dressing rooms being raided by thieves - all players possessions were removed, except for Jonathan Greenings lucky charm (on the basis that it is faulty). According to Paddy Crerrand, the refs replacement is a Manchester lad and that he and his family are ST holders at OT - the fact that decisions started going Utd's way were purely coincidental. Both teams were restricted to only two chances each in the first half and it ended 0:0 at half time. The second half was slower as the pitch took its toll on the players - Utd played much better as their 5 man midfield started to take control of a tired Sunderland - 51 minutes gone and Luke Chadwick dribbled between the final 2 black cat defenders and from the edge of the box, slotted the ball past the keeper. Greening continued to have the sort of game we are used to at first team level - Wilson and Chadwick had several chances on goal, but only the Sunderland keeper (who read the game well) stopped Utd from running away with the game with a series of fine saves. Final score 1.0 and Utd remain unbeaten at home this season. Team : Rachubka (weyhey no fatty), Pugh, Superstar, Michael Clegg, Wallwork, Wilson, Chadwick, Greening, Cosgrove (Wood) , Stewart, Djordjic. - [20] Butt on the Lge, the Cup & Europe too - Posted Friday, January 26, 2001 by redend: "It's an old cliche, but we can only take one game at a time at the moment. We've got a good lead in the table, but we can't take our foot of the pedal yet. We want to destroy the League." [Now you're talking.] "Another Double would be brilliant, as would winning the Champions League again. But the next game is the biggest thing at the moment, we just have to keep focussing on that." [Any sign of that scooter yet?] - [19] Butt on Ham - Posted Friday, January 26, 2001 by redend: ...mers "The 4-1 win will not reflect on anything on Sunday. We got off to a flier against them on New Years Day, but if that one hadn't gone in it could have been a different story. We're still confident though. The first half was an exceptional performance from the lads. I don't think West Ham knew what hit them." "They are very resilient - tough to beat, with a good team spirit. But we're confident of beating anyone at Old Trafford. They've got a good forward line with di Canio and Kanoute, they're good players with a lot of ability on the ball. They work hard for each other, and that comes through more than individuals." - [18] Butt on Cup - Posted Friday, January 26, 2001 by redend: Nicky Butt: "Everyone's the same at the club, we all look forward to the Cup. It's a different atmosphere from League games, something special. It's hard to describe, but other teams come out and play, it makes for a better spectacle for the fans, who seem more up for it too. They'll have a lot of fans here, too, so the rivalry and singing make for a good occasion." - [17] Teddy wins GM Award - Posted Friday, January 26, 2001 by redend: manutd.com reports: Teddy was last night named the Greater Manchester Sports Personality of the Year 2000. "To come out on top with an award like this is great." In winning the prize, Teddy beat off competition from eleven other local sportsmen, including his team-mates Fabien Bar
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- [22] Editor's modem really is shagged - Posted Friday, January 26, 2001 by redend: It turns out the editor wasn't just after a night out on the piss last night followed by a long lie in. His modem really is shagged - we've seen the death certificate. So news will not be gushing in your face with the usual youthful vigour to which you've become accustomed. There should be a few more spurts this afternoon and probably a splash around home time. Which is nice. - [21] Reserves v Sunderland report - Posted Friday, January 26, 2001 by redend: BDS ejaculates thus: Utd came to Gigg lane to face a Sunderland side who were top of the league and had only lost once all season - in fact on the 3 previous occasions Utd have faced Sunderland, they have failed to win. Superstar stared the game again and looked solid against a lively black cat side and it must only be a matter of time before the enforced squad rotation system that Sir Alex is fond of, favours a return to the first team for him With a pitch cut up due to rugby at the weekend and rain showers, the game hardly had the slick passing or movement that would have been expected - in fact the heavy pitch only took 18 minutes before it gained it's first casualty - the referee (a scouser), who limped off with a hamstring strain - unconfirmed reports are of the dressing rooms being raided by thieves - all players possessions were removed, except for Jonathan Greenings lucky charm (on the basis that it is faulty). According to Paddy Crerrand, the refs replacement is a Manchester lad and that he and his family are ST holders at OT - the fact that decisions started going Utd's way were purely coincidental. Both teams were restricted to only two chances each in the first half and it ended 0:0 at half time. The second half was slower as the pitch took its toll on the players - Utd played much better as their 5 man midfield started to take control of a tired Sunderland - 51 minutes gone and Luke Chadwick dribbled between the final 2 black cat defenders and from the edge of the box, slotted the ball past the keeper. Greening continued to have the sort of game we are used to at first team level - Wilson and Chadwick had several chances on goal, but only the Sunderland keeper (who read the game well) stopped Utd from running away with the game with a series of fine saves. Final score 1.0 and Utd remain unbeaten at home this season. Team : Rachubka (weyhey no fatty), Pugh, Superstar, Michael Clegg, Wallwork, Wilson, Chadwick, Greening, Cosgrove (Wood) , Stewart, Djordjic. - [20] Butt on the Lge, the Cup & Europe too - Posted Friday, January 26, 2001 by redend: "It's an old cliche, but we can only take one game at a time at the moment. We've got a good lead in the table, but we can't take our foot of the pedal yet. We want to destroy the League." [Now you're talking.] "Another Double would be brilliant, as would winning the Champions League again. But the next game is the biggest thing at the moment, we just have to keep focussing on that." [Any sign of that scooter yet?] - [19] Butt on Ham - Posted Friday, January 26, 2001 by redend: ...mers "The 4-1 win will not reflect on anything on Sunday. We got off to a flier against them on New Years Day, but if that one hadn't gone in it could have been a different story. We're still confident though. The first half was an exceptional performance from the lads. I don't think West Ham knew what hit them." "They are very resilient - tough to beat, with a good team spirit. But we're confident of beating anyone at Old Trafford. They've got a good forward line with di Canio and Kanoute, they're good players with a lot of ability on the ball. They work hard for each other, and that comes through more than individuals." - [18] Butt on Cup - Posted Friday, January 26, 2001 by redend: Nicky Butt: "Everyone's the same at the club, we all look forward to the Cup. It's a different atmosphere from League games, something special. It's hard to describe, but other teams come out and play, it makes for a better spectacle for the fans, who seem more up for it too. They'll have a lot of fans here, too, so the rivalry and singing make for a good occasion." - [17] Teddy wins GM Award - Posted Friday, January 26, 2001 by redend: manutd.com reports: Teddy was last night named the Greater Manchester Sports Personality of the Year 2000. "To come out on top with an award like this is great." In winning the prize, Teddy beat off competition from eleven other local sportsmen, including his team-mates Fabien Bar
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- [35] More cup final tickets applauded - Posted Saturday, January 27, 2001 by tb: The Football Supporters' Association has hailed the increase in FA Cup tickets as a "step in the right direction". The Football Association's have attempted to make the final "belong to the fans" by boosting the proportion of tickets sold to the finalists. In Cardiff's Millennium Stadium, 71 per cent of the 73,500-capacity will be full of supporters - around 52,000 seats. That is a proportionate rise of 10 per cent from last season's final between Aston Villa and Chelsea at Wembley and a real increase of about 1,000 in a smaller stadium. FSA chair Malcolm Clarke said: "We regard this as a step in the right direction but we would like to see further steps being taken in the future. "The bottom line for us is whether any extra fans will be able to see the game. There is a small increase this year and we would look for even more back at Wembley. "The atmosphere benefits from having more supporters there, as is shown in other finals as well as FA Cup semi-finals played at Wembley." FA director of marketing Paul Barber added: "A vital aspect of our remarketing of the FA Cup is that the final belongs to the fans. "The ticket prices agreed by the FA board show how determined we are to make the showpiece final of the season more affordable for supporters." While there were 11 price bands used at Wembley, there will now only be four at Cardiff - including £70 and £20, but with the two main brackets being at £55 and £40. - [34] Beware Greeks bearing gifts - Posted Saturday, January 27, 2001 by tb: Newcastle United are remaining tight-lipped over fresh claims that Nolberto Solano could be expelled from the country. Reports in recent days have suggested that the Peruvian is not entitled to the Greek passport which gives him dual nationality and negates the need for a work permit. Oops! - [33] 'Arry on tomorrows game - Posted Saturday, January 27, 2001 by tb: On seeing the draw: "I sent back the players' cup final suits!" And on the game itself: "You couldn't ask a team of mine to go out and play for a draw," said Redknapp. "Not with Paolo di Canio and Joe Cole in it! Plus I am short of defenders, so how can we go there to defend?" And on ‘the boy’ (Fergies expression for Joe Cole) "If they are being talked about as England players, then they have to go to Old Trafford and turn it on," said Redknapp. "There is no hiding place there, they must show how good they are. "Nothing seems to bother Cole, he will just go out and want the ball and Lampard has experienced playing against United a few times, so he should be okay. "They will be playing against the likes of Paul Scholes, who is a top England player, and they have to prove they are every bit as good as these players and better. They must show they are capable of playing against the best." - [32] Eric on autobiography - Posted Saturday, January 27, 2001 by tb: "The book took hours after hours to write. I'd go and sit in the dining room and write for three or fours hours. I never watched Coronation Street and I like Coronation Street! For any genuine football supporter it's a great read as it's from one extreme to another. "The foreword that Sir Alex has written almost brought tears to my eyes. For a man of his standing to write that about me was fantastic. I'll never forget that." - [31] Eric on his new life - Posted Saturday, January 27, 2001 by tb: "I do two or three nights a week with the Academy, working with fifteen and sixteen-year-olds. I scout at the weekends and I coach in the school holidays. I'm assistant manager with Wales. I'm supposed to be semi-retired! My golf's certainly not got any better. I enjoy my life now tremendously as it gives me a little bit of breathing space. Seven days and two nights a week was getting a little bit too much," he acknowledged - [30] Eric's pride for team of '92 - Posted Saturday, January 27, 2001 by tb: "I don't think you had to be a rocket scientist to realise the quality of the players in 1992," "It's fairly well documented that when they were about seventeen I sat them down individually and told them they'd be in the first team. I thought it was important that I should give them that confidence. That helped them a lot. I genuinely believed it, I had no doubt." "The 1995 FA Youth Cup final was tremendous - we seem to get nights like that at Old Trafford. I used to get excited watching them at any level, but the Youth Cup was fantastic. I remember the first leg when we were getting beaten 2-0 and Sp
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- [52] Fergie on the pitch - Posted Monday, January 29, 2001 by bar-knee: "Ever since the rugby went on it, it has been an absolute nightmare. We will certainly need to be thinking about returfing it." - [51] Fergie on Gary Nev - Posted Monday, January 29, 2001 by bar-knee: "Gary Neville was going on about the time added on. They were taking a minute every time they had a goal kick. They added four minutes on but I thought there must be a lot more than that." - [50] MEN reckons Gary Nev got Red card - Posted Monday, January 29, 2001 by bar-knee: >From MEN "GARY Neville was sensationally red-carded after the final whistle blew on Manchester United's FA Cup hopes. M.E.N. Sport understands Neville used foul and abusive language towards officials, who United players felt had failed to give Paolo di Canio offside prior to his winning goal. They were also angry about the ref's timekeeping. United now fear that Neville will face an automatic two-match ban which will come into effect next month and would mean he misses the Premiership matches against Arsenal on February 25 and the trip to Leeds on March 3. There is also the prospect that the 25-year-old could face an FA disciplinary charge on top of the ban. The Reds defender remonstrated with a linesman and referee Paul Durkin intervened. Eye witnesses said that the Reds' defender had been ordered to return and face the music by a livid Durkin but ignored the ref and walked off." They also reveal that next November's Rugby league game has already began ticket sales - so another dodgy pitch will be ready this time next year then! - [49] Leeds ticket details - Posted Monday, January 29, 2001 by bar-knee: Leeds United v Manchester United Elland Road, Saturday 3rd March, Kick off 11.30am. We have received an allocation of approximately 3300 tickets priced £27 adults £18 under 16s/over 65s. Postal applications are now being accepted from Season Ticket Holders on production of voucher 35 (duly completed), letter of application, open cheque (made payable to MUFC), sae and the following 5 match vouchers properly affixed to the official token sheet: 31 (RSC Anderlecht) 32 (PSV Eindhoven) 33 (Dynamo Kiev) 34 (Panathinaikos) and 37 (West Ham United). Private Box/Exec Suite and Club Class Members can also apply in the usual manner quoting their facilities held. All applications need to be received in the Ticket Office no later than 5p.m. on Monday 5th February. As we anticipate being heavily oversubscribed a postal ballot will be held to determine the successful applicants.' - [48] Wanchope to leave the Titanic - Posted Monday, January 29, 2001 by bar-knee: This love affair lasted the usual length of time at city then. Wasn;t he going to be the next Rodney Marsh. Oh I get it, they meant he'll be a SKY reporter soon. 'Paulo Wanchope has been placed on the transfer list by Manchester City. The Costa Rican striker was angry at being substituted in the 1-0 FA Cup win over Coventry at Maine Road on Saturday and clashed with manager Joe Royle. A meeting between the pair failed to resolve their differences, and Wanchope has now been told he can leave the Premiership relegation rugglers. "Joe Royle met with the player this morning and feels it is in the best interests of the club that they part company," said chief operating officer Chris Bird. Leading scorer Wanchope was withdrawn after an ineffective performance against Coventry and replaced by Shaun Goater, who scored the winner in the last minute. As he left the pitch he gesticulated to the coaching staff and brushed past physio Rob Harris. But at the time Royle poured cold water on the incident and dismissed talk of a bust-up with the player.' - [47] Another early kick-off - Posted Monday, January 29, 2001 by bar-knee: >From official site. "It has been announced that United's home match with Manchester City will kick off at 12pm on Saturday 21 April, and will be live on Sky Sports." Giving us time that night to celebrate sending them back down? - [46] Quote of the day - Posted Monday, January 29, 2001 by bar-knee: New breed football wannabe David Soul (of car keys and clutch fame) on BBC 5live "I was s pleased that Man U lost to the United of West Ham - not that I know a lot about soccer." Says it all. - [45] Please send some to the Red News address - Posted Monday, January 29, 2001 by bar-knee: 'Italians are set to trial a new sex drug which cl
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- [31] United new PR caught in Indian earthquake - Posted Tuesday, January 30, 2001 by bar-knee: United Communications Director Paddy Harverson was caught in the earthquake that devastated India - FA-Premier.com reveals he was on his first major overseas trip for the club working with UNICEF, United's designated international charity. Harverson told FA-Premier.com: "It was very scary and not an experience I'd like to go through again. I had just got up in the morning and was getting dressed when the hotel, which was a high-rise block, started rocking. You could feel the whole place shaking and it was a very frightening situation. Thankfully none of our party were hurt. We left for Delhi later that day to fly home and it was clear there had been some major devastation." Slight unfortunate understatement Paddy. - [30] So that's how Durkin does it then - Posted Tuesday, January 30, 2001 by bar-knee: 'An overweight policeman who feared he would fail his refereeing fitness test sent a fit 17-year-old in his place. Gary Bretherick, 35, almost succeeded as his friend passed easily but an examiner realised the teenager was an imposter. Mr Bretherick, an assistant referee in the UniBond League, has been banned by the Football Association for three years. One of the examiners at the test in Barnsley knew Mr Bretherick, of Lytham in Lancashire, and blew the whistle, reports The Mirror. An FA spokesman said: "This was a most unusual case." - [29] Thought this was about Highbury - Posted Tuesday, January 30, 2001 by bar-knee: When I first read it as I mistook the word mugger for manager! 'Police have arrested a mugger who stole glasses from strangers then wore them in bed for sexual kicks. His wife says he could only become aroused when he wore a freshly-stolen pair of glasses. She says he would return from walks with a pair of stolen glasses and insist she wore her usual pair. "It all started in 1996 when the optician told him he had to wear glasses for his poor eyesight," she said. But rather than getting used to wearing them, he turned into a specs fetishist and could not have sex without a new pair. Police found more than 50 pairs of expensive designer glasses in his flat when they arrested him for mugging yet another stranger on the street and stealing his spectacles.' - [28] Fergie on Wednesday - Posted Tuesday, January 30, 2001 by bar-knee: "The Sunderland game was always going to be a biggish game anyway the cup defeat doesn't change things. You see how Sunderland didn't play Niall Quinn on Saturday in the FA Cup, they know they have got a chance of European football so they were thinking ahead about it too. It would always be a big game no matter what when we go to a place like Sunderland. We always have to get back on track quickly after a defeat. Part of the character of the team over the last few years is that they've done that well. There was a lot of disappointment about the place after the West Ham match. It was a bad one. But it just wasn't going to be our day so now we just have to get on with it." - [27] Scholes, Becks out with flu? - Posted Tuesday, January 30, 2001 by bar-knee: Scholes definitely out for Wednesday apparently, Becks doubtful - cold spreading around OT. Fergie: "David was feeling rough against West Ham and he missed training yesterday, so we'll have to see how he goes. Paul Scholes is in bed and he's out for Sunderland. It was a late one with Scholesy for the weekend. He trained on Friday, no problem and I told him he was going to play against West Ham on Sunday after being out recently with a rib injury. Then on Saturday morning he reported in really rough so we sent him home. He turned up on Sunday for the match looking terrible so again we sent him back home. So we need to try and contain this now to ensure it does not sweep through the squad any further." - [26] More from Fergie on the pitch - Posted Tuesday, January 30, 2001 by bar-knee: "I had a meeting with Keith Kent about the pitch yesterday but we are up against it really. Other than having to re-turf the whole lot like we did last year I am not sure what we can do. It is too late in the day to re-turf it all. If we did that and then we got a downpour we would be in trouble. The pitch is struggling. The way we pass the ball we need a good surface. We have to get our thinking caps on and see what we can do about it. We have known since the start of December that there was a problem beginning again. It was starting to move under the players feet when they were doing the
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As some of you may have discovered there have been one or two problems with the RED NEWS Daily News by email. Hopefully this situation has been resolved now. Of course you can always get the latest news at any time by visiting the website if you prefer. http://www.rednews.co.uk We're always pleased to get your feedback too: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - [39] Fergie on tonight - Posted Wednesday, January 31, 2001 by bar-knee: "It's a very big game for us. Even if we had beaten West Ham it wouldn't have made the visit to Sunderland any easier. What makes it hard is not so much that they are better than anyone else, but the fact that they've given themselves some hope of getting into Europe next season. You can see what tonight's game means to them by the way they handled Ipswich at the week-end. They rested Niall Quinn and took Kevin Phillips off at half-time. I know full well they'll be thinking that a result against us will be the big boost to their season. In that respect it's one of Sunderland's biggest games, but that's the way it is wherever we play. We've got used to it. It's not a problem. This United team is the best since I've been at the club. I say that because of their temperament. They were disappointed to lose to West Ham and will want to redeem that situation." - [38] Inspector Closseau is getting giddy - Posted Wednesday, January 31, 2001 by bar-knee: Gerard Houllier said: "We are the only team in the country to be chasing honours in four competitions. Alex Ferguson goes on about a winning mentality among his players and we are developing the same thing. I can detect an aggression and a desire to be successful. February is our big month. This is the month in which we will make it or not. We cannot afford to lift our foot from the pedal. We can cope with this workload. We have the squad and the resources to do it. The players know it is a vital month. There is great resolve here, and great steel and unity. The winning mentality comes from self-belief and confidence. There is no sign of complacency or sloppiness in the team, which is good. We have some foundations now. We are 80 to 90% along the way. All we have to do is go on." And the only final they are in is the Worthless Cup. - [37] Becks and Scholes to play? - Posted Wednesday, January 31, 2001 by bar-knee: Looks likely now. United (probable):- Barthez, Gary Neville, Brown, Stam, Silvestre, Beckham, Keane, Scholes, Giggs, Cole, Sheringham. Subs:- Van der Gouw, Phil Neville, Chadwick, Yorke, Solskjaer. - [36] Ruud gets new deal - Posted Wednesday, January 31, 2001 by bar-knee: Ruud Van Nistelrooy gets a new deal - with Nike that is as they sign him up. Bodes well for Utd then? - [35] Fergie on Gary Nev - Posted Wednesday, January 31, 2001 by bar-knee: "When I spoke about it before on Sunday, I honestly didn't know what had happened. I went to the dressing-room and I was speaking to Jimmy Ryan (the coach) and there was some suggestion that the referee had shoulder-charged Gary just outside the tunnel. In the referee's opinion, he had done that to stop Gary going towards the linesman. As far as Jimmy was concerned, that was as far as the matter went. We will defend the charge. It's not as if he has shot anyone or broken anyone's leg, but we will answer the charge nonetheless." - [34] Catch up lads - Posted Wednesday, January 31, 2001 by bar-knee: The media today go into overdrive with Barthez's quotes about the goal on Sunday that he gave to French TV - presumably coming from this site after our Frenc correspondent translated them for us - a full 3 days ago on this site! - [33] Reid on tonight - Posted Wednesday, January 31, 2001 by bar-knee: "Liverpool have beaten them in the League and West Ham have beaten them in the FA Cup, but I would be telling lies if I thought anyone could catch them. They have so many outstanding players that if you keep two or three quiet, there are always the likes of Giggs, Beckham, Scholes, Yorke, Cole, Sheringham or Solskjaer. There are so many it scares you. But we have a good record against them and it's up to us to show what we can do. We've made vast strides and we're up there at the moment. Only time and the players' performances will tell whether we can stay there. It's going to be possibly our hardest game of the season and the one that will generate the best atmosphere seen at the Stadium of Light since it was opened. I feel the fans are up for this one and certainly the
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- [47] Cole Goal - Gray Off - Posted Wednesday, January 31, 2001 by redend: Cole scores after 25 seconds of 2nd half .. and Gray is sent off for dissent. Cole and Rae off for "clashing heads" Final score 0-1 to United. 15 points clear - read it and weep ABU's - [46] "Tier Two Commandos" document - Posted Wednesday, January 31, 2001 by redend: The "Tier Two Commandos" document re: regaining atmosphere is available here in HTML and for download in MS Word formats (link:http://www.rednews.co.uk/TTC-Invite.shtml) http://www.rednews.co.uk/TTC-Invite.shtml - [45] PFA hit out at Becks abuse - Posted Wednesday, January 31, 2001 by bar-knee: Gordon Taylor, chief executive of the PFA said: "It's just not an easy situation where there's a car which is easily identifiable. It's unfortunate that in this day and age there is always somebody ready to have a go. It happens and it's one of the unfortunate sides to the game really when people get carried away to that extent. It also happens when players are on a night out and it was unfortunate what happened to Robbie Fowler in Liverpool. We would not want to have the same protection for sportsman as we do have for presidents, but it is a difficult one. We may have to camouflage coaches and camouflage cars so that people have no idea who is in them, but I believe that would be a sad reflection on how bad things have got. I just hope these kind of incidents are very limited and as minimal as possible." They're living in a goldfish bowl at the minute and I think it has already been said that they attract as much interest as Princess Diana did" - [44] PSV expect to lose Ruud - Posted Wednesday, January 31, 2001 by bar-knee: PSV director Peter Fossen said: "We are an exporter of players and we know that Ruud van Nistelrooy will probably go to Manchester United at some time. He is doing very well with his fitness, but he has not played at all yet. I think it's very important that we do not stress the exact moment when he will make a comeback." - [43] ICJ means you don't pay - ever! - Posted Wednesday, January 31, 2001 by bar-knee: 'An anonymous fare-dodger who failed to pay for his or her tram journeys more than 50 years ago has finally confessed. The guilt-ridden dodger relieved their conscience when they sent a cheque for £10 and an unsigned type-written note to the finance department at Bradford City Hall, apologising for their actions during the war. The money has been given to the Lord Mayor's charity appeal, Brainwave. The letter simply stated: "This cheque represents unpaid/uncollected fares from Bradford Corporation Transport during the war. I am very sorry." And his membership of the ICJ club has been revoked. - [42] Johnsen injury update - Posted Wednesday, January 31, 2001 by bar-knee: In his latest recovery. "It is just some cycling, running in water, and walking easily on a treadmill, followed by a lot of weight training" - [41] Miss Piggy spouts off - Posted Wednesday, January 31, 2001 by bar-knee: Aka Karel Poborsky "Lazio is greater than Manchester United in all respects. Thus, Italian soccer is better than English football." Work that one out - and Lazio better. Hmm, Miss Piggie, me thinks you've still got the arse because even Greening shows more skill than you did at OT. Bar the hair what did you bring to Utd? - [40] Smaller Euro League still on the cards - Posted Wednesday, January 31, 2001 by bar-knee: 'Peter Fossen, director of Dutch club PSV Eindhoven will meet Uefa director of football and marketing Lars-Christer Olsson on Thursday, and then hold a meeting of Euroleague clubs in Amsterdam on Friday to discuss further action.' Fossen said: "I met G14's general manager Thomas Kurth, and he said it's absolutely sure that the English and Germans will never leave their national leagues because they are of such great value to the clubs. The feeling is growing that the big clubs in the smaller leagues can no longer guarantee their places in the Champions League or compete with the richer clubs any longer. "We cannot sit still. We have to do something. The problem with smaller clubs comes with matches at the weekend. They do not generate enough money or interest. Our fans want to see us playing the likes of Manchester United. Not only are the best players moving away from the smaller countries but the next best players are leaving as well. We want to stay within a Uefa framework and belie
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- [34] Panathingy ticket info - Posted Friday, February 2, 2001 by bar-knee: Deadline for applications for the away leg is 5.00pm today from Indy travellers. Info from the MO is that price and numbers are still to be confirmed, however if we are to get less than the initial 3000 promised, it will only be a marginal discrepancy. As of this morning it is looking unlikely that a ballot will need to be held. - [33] Sad joke of the day - Posted Friday, February 2, 2001 by bar-knee: Two men are walking through the desert. It's been two weeks since their water rations ran out, and the sun is beating down mercilessly. All of a sudden, one of them spots a few market stalls by a sand dune."It can't be real. It's a mirage, let's ignore it," he says. But as they got closer, they could hear the sound of voices. The market was real! They ran up to the first stall holder. "Have you got some water we could buy?" asks one of the men. "No. I'm sorry sir, but all I sell is jelly and custard with hundreds and thousands on top."So they go up the next stall. "Have you got any water we could buy. We're on the verge of certain death," but again the same answer. "No. I'm sorry sir, but all I sell is jelly and custard with hundreds and thousands on top". The men, desperate by this point, go up to every stall holder, asking the same question and getting the same answer. Defeated, they walk off into the desert to face their miserable fate. "I say, that was a bit odd," said one of the men. "Yes," said the other, "It was a trifle bazaar." . - [32] Fergie on Wednesday - Posted Friday, February 2, 2001 by bar-knee: "Sunderland is always a test - a mental test - Sunderland play in a particular way. The players are very committed, a great team spirit, so it always difficult to get possession. But for the times we got possession, we were very wasteful. That's the area in which we were disappointing." - [31] Fergie on Walter Smith - Posted Friday, February 2, 2001 by bar-knee: "Walter's done fantastic. He's made a silk purse out of a sow's ear. He's had injuries upon injuries and had to sell a dozen players or more. The reason he's been able to do that is through his management skills and his experience - all his years at Dundee United and Rangers. You get a benefit out of that and that's why he's never panicked. He's kept that steely determination right and I think he's getting the rewards from it and we all sincerely hope he stays up because he's had a rough run with injuries lately." - [30] Fergie on Everton - Posted Friday, February 2, 2001 by bar-knee: Ferguson told LeagueManagers.com: "It was a tough game in midweek at Sunderland and the fact that we played on Sunday, I'll make two or three changes. I'm going to rest one or two in view of the fact that they've had a lot of football in the last few months and I've these important games coming up soon. It's not about complacency at all. You have to use the resources we've got available. We've got a big squad and some of them need to play." - [29] Becks gets FA call - Posted Friday, February 2, 2001 by bar-knee: St last FA do something right - David Davies rang Becks on Monday to say forget the West Ham bust-up rubbish, you're still captain. If only the Sun would realise that fact. - [28] More rubbish from Poborsky - Posted Friday, February 2, 2001 by bar-knee: But don't forget that Sven said United were a great team - perhaps best in the world! And he has a bit more of a clue than you. Lazio's Karel Poborsky: This team has much more technical ability than United. I didn't have any trouble settling in. Here at Lazio I felt at home from the very first day, thanks to all my team- mates. I found them to be a really strong side, and we've got a good chance of winning the league. I'd been told they were a struggling team, but since I got here I've seen a great group, very gifted technically - really very strong. In short, a totally different situation from what I'd been led to expect. I think we're better than United and I'm not just saying that just because I'm here now. This team has a much higher technical level than the English side, they don't have such technically good players." - [27] Gary Nev on our lead - Posted Friday, February 2, 2001 by bar-knee: "If we were to lose it now, it would make a lot of people happy. But having done that in 1998, it would be criminal for us to do the same this time. We have to focus o
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- [37] Massive clutching at straws - Posted Friday, February 2, 2001 by bar-knee: 'Manchester City's players have received a confidence booster after a visit from a motivational speaker.' Richard Dunne said: "It was on the morning of the game and initially we thought we would rather have a lie in, but everyone left delighted with themselves and we were all on a high. We had to break a plank of wood with our hands - it was a square block of wood - and you looked at it and thought 'I can't do that'. But he said we were all going to break it before the two hours were over. We're thinking 'no way', but two hours later we all got in pairs, held the planks up and we actually broke them with our hands. He told us how to breathe and clear our minds and just think positive. It gave us a bit of a confidence booster. When it came to the match against Liverpool everyone was still on a high. We were thinking about what he had said and we tried to put it into action on the pitch and you could see in the game everyone was running round, getting stuck in. It definitely made a difference because we had not been going into games like that. " You couldn't make it up - and shame that you can't survive relegation on the amount of planks you smash. It's goals that count eh city! - [36] Even the score up - Posted Friday, February 2, 2001 by bar-knee: Thanks to Kay for this. Get voting and even the score. "BT Internet are currently running a poll asking, "What will happen to Manchester United when Alex Ferguson retires?" The choices are: 1. Nothing, they will continue to dominate 2. They will fall apart and end up in the Conference 3. New manager Steve McLaren will inspire them to even greater success 4. Victoria Beckham will take over Sadly, but somewhat predictably, No. 4 is currently winning, with 32.6% of the vote. 1 has 27.2%, 2 has 21.7% and 3 has 18.5%. it's at www.btinternet.com and follow the link for "Fergie Fears"" - [35] Walter Smith on Sat - Posted Friday, February 2, 2001 by bar-knee: "We've started to get one or two players back from injury which has been our biggest plus since the turn of the year when we got a good result away at Watford. Each team can only do what they can do with the players they have available. I saw the West Ham game two or three weeks ago when Manchester United played very well and then West Ham played very well on Sunday to get their win. I think that's the key to the thing - when you go there you have to play at your best and hope that the circumstances of the match go for you. We'll give it our best shot. In a period of two-and-a-half years that I have been working down in England, I don't think there's a team anywhere that's gone to Old Trafford as favourites to win the game, including the best European teams. So you face the fact that you go as underdogs, same as any other team that's traveled there in recent seasons. You go and try to give it your best shot and hope that you get a little bit of luck on the day."
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- [42] Cole wants help from Poll - Posted Friday, February 2, 2001 by bar-knee: "It's a hell of a long time to be out, especially after being out for two months injured. It's another enforced lay-off. Hopefully Graham Poll may reconsider and you never know what can happen. I would hope he would reconsider and I've spoken to the boss and like he said to me, there was nothing sinister about the incident. A yellow card would have been sufficient enough, but Graham Poll has got his own agenda and he seemed to think it was a red-card incident. It's a big disappointment because I should not have done it, but that's the way life goes. My mind just went blank and it's not like me to lose my temper. I'm enjoying my football at the minute, which is the important thing." - [41] Get issue 74 of Red News tomorrow - Posted Friday, February 2, 2001 by bar-knee: Remember if you haven't already got a copy, issue 74 can be obtained from upstanding Reds (until they can't stand up later on at night) on Sir Matt Busby Way. Or via post from the above address. Help the RN cause with a fanzine purchase! - [40 Oh city are a massive club - Posted Friday, February 2, 2001 by redend: Love this from Football 365: (link:http://www.football365.com) http://www.football365.com - [39] Graz home ticket details - Posted Friday, February 2, 2001 by bar-knee: Manchester United v Sturm Graz Tuesday 13th March 2001, kick off 19:45 POSTAL APPLICATIONS ONLY are still being accepted from Members/ST Holders and LMTB holders who can purchase a seat on a best available basis. Applications should include voucher 47 and a letter of application/ members match ticket order form (whichever is applicable), relevant payment and sae. Please ensure the incoming envelope is clearly marked 'EUROPEAN'. A further announcement will be made via the Ticket and Match Information service on 0161 868 8020 on Saturday 3rd February. - [38] Wenger gets off it - Posted Friday, February 2, 2001 by bar-knee: The pram throwing worked... 'Arsene Wenger has match ban quashed and is reprimanded and fined £10,000 by the Football Association following two-day disciplinary hearing.'
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- [34] Fergie - Scotland no way - Posted Saturday, February 3, 2001 by tb: "No chance, I wouldn't do that. If I was ten years younger, then of course I would. As long as I had done everything here," he said. "If you have managed a club like Manchester United or Rangers and spent a long time there you keep going back - it's a habit. "It's hard to lift yourself for another challenge. I don't think I could do that now, I don't think I could start all over again. "It was a bad time when I managed Scotland and I was still in charge at Pittodrie. "It was too difficult. When I took the job, Aberdeen were top of the league but ended up third. That shows the impact it had. "Now I would be more ready for it and I have a greater knowledge. But experience is a wonderful thing." - [33] Fergie says Gough for Rangers boss - Posted Saturday, February 3, 2001 by tb: "Richard Gough will be a great manager," he said. "I am sure we will see him making the step up and, being a Rangers fan, he may well end up at Ibrox. "He is very decisive and tactically great. Anyone who goes into management has to be good at making decisions. "If you can't make your mind up you will be no use. The job involves too many decisions." - [32] Fergie on Rangers job offer - Posted Saturday, February 3, 2001 by tb: In 1984: . "If I had gone to Ibrox, the club would be reaping the benefits now," "Of course I was tempted. I thought about going and had a family meeting. But there was one strange thing - Willie Waddell (ex Rangers boss)hadn't asked me," "Willie could be difficult at times, but he was a good manager and person. I really like him and he did a lot for me. "I asked former Rangers manager Scot Symon and he said it was funny Waddell hadn't spoken to me. Scot said that would have worried him. "I didn't want to take the job with Willie not knowing anything about it." He added: "When Paton (gers director)was talking to me I asked him how big he wanted Rangers to become. It was a question I had to ask. The fans always demanded more than just winning the league. "John asked me what I meant and I said: 'Do you want to win the league with the Scottish players or do you want more than that?' "I had a vision way beyond the Scottish League for Rangers. "I asked him why the club didn't have the best players from England. It wasn't difficult, it was just a matter of finding who you wanted and then buying them. "My chairman at Aberdeen never gave me a lot of money. He would never go in the red but I knew Rangers had cash. - [31] Sky hijack Coventry game - Posted Saturday, February 3, 2001 by tb: It has been announced that United's home match with Coventry City will kick off at 12pm on Saturday 14 April, and will be live on Sky Sports. This is Easter Saturday by the way - [30] Todays get at Becks story - Posted Saturday, February 3, 2001 by tb: Today it's the Moral who are desperate to boost circulation: David and Victoria Beckham are set to spend a quarter-of-a-million pounds landscaping the garden of their Hertfordshire mansion. Newspaper reports also say the couple will spend a similar sum inside the house where they plan to install a recording studio. It's also reported baby Brooklyn's nursery will get a domed roof with fibre-optic stars, at a cost of £20,000. The couple bought the former council children's home in Sawbridgeworth in 1999 but have yet to move in. Among the additions to the garden, will be a pavilion, a lake, three gazebos, flower beds and trees. According to a report in the Daily Mail, the couple will spend £300,000 inside the house. The paper says a wall decoration in the baby's room will show David as a handsome prince and Victoria as his bride Cinderella. Outside, the 52ft garden pavilion will cost the pair £70,000 while the three gazebo's will set them back £30,000. The gazebos will be made by the garden furniture specialists, Lloyd Christie of London. It's also reported the pair have ordered almost 50,000 flowers for one bed alongside the half-mile driveway to the house. - [29] RN Massive exclusive - Posted Saturday, February 3, 2001 by tb: So I was speaking to a lifelong season ticket holding Blue yesterday. He was moaning on about how he'd taken his son to Maine Road X times but he'd still ended up a Red. And then he tries this one on: "course they've closed the Junior Blues Club now because it was too popular." Not satisfied with that one he tries again a few minutes later: "You realise the junior Blues is the biggest Youth Movement in the World." Ridiculous - of course
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- [21] Sunday Mirror on safe standing - Posted Sunday, February 4, 2001 by tb: MANCHESTER United have dealt a major blow to the growing fans' campaign for safe standing areas by ruling out the return of terracing at Old Trafford. United have written to the Premier League indicating they will not be taking up the offer of a standing trial from Trafford Metropolitan Borough Council, who issue the safety certificate for Britain's biggest League venue. And fans' leaders fear United's refusal to allow standing, even on a trial basis, could have a knock-on effect at other Premiership clubs such as Manchester City and Charlton where fans are lobbying for small, safe standing areas. Ironically, United's decision comes just as the Football Supporters' Association are preparing to leave on a fact-finding mission into the successful use of terracing in Germany. The FSA's Kevin Miles, Mark Longden (IMUSA big cheese)and Phil Gateley leave for Germany on February 10 to launch the most exhaustive study of terracing safety issues ever undertaken by a British research team. They will present their evidence to Government, the Premier League, the FA and Football League, the Football Licensing Authority and the 92 League clubs in this country. But it seems United and most of their Premier League counterparts are determined to resist attempts to reopen the standing debate. A Premier League spokesman told Fanzone: "The chairmen remain unanimously opposed to the re-introduction of terracing in any form, as are the Government." But the FSA are determined to keep the debate in the public domain despite the Government's transparent attempts to stifle discussion and silence Sports Minister Kate Hoey (below) who supports a return to small, safe standing areas. The FSA's Mark Longden, a Manchester United fan, said: "What are the Premier League scared of? This issue should be about choice. We want the fans to be able to decide whether they want to stand or sit. "We aren't asking for a return to the massive terraces of yesteryear, but small areas that use the latest technology to ensure safety. "We heard all the propaganda about England's marvellous all-seated stadia yet it was Germany who won the 2006 World Cup bid, despite most of their grounds retaining standing for domestic fixtures. "We will be going to Germany to research their safety record, check out the stadia and talk to safety officers. "It seems the Government and the Premier League have already made their mind up on this issue. But we feel there is a need for this study and if shows standing is safe we will ask the Government to change their legislation." You can contact Brian McNally on [EMAIL PROTECTED] - [20] Becks on Eriksson & Ingerlund - Posted Sunday, February 4, 2001 by tb: "I would love to carry on as skipper now that Mr Eriksson has taken over. This is an exciting time for the England team with a new coach appointed. "It doesn’t matter whether there is a foreigner or an Englishman in charge — it has got to be good for the game to have a successful national team. "He has been kind enough to say some flattering things about me but we all start afresh now. "It doesn’t matter that I have been an international regular in the past. I have still got to show I am worth a place in the team. "We have all got to prove ourselves to the new coach. I would never take my place for granted because I am always striving to improve and to become the best player in the game." - [19] Becks on being responsible - Posted Sunday, February 4, 2001 by tb: "A lot of things have happened which have helped me grow up. Becoming a husband and father have been two main factors, while being made England captain has also made me feel more responsible as well. "But I want to be someone who the kids can look up to. My dad has said to me in the past: ‘Whatever you do, the kids want to copy’. He’s so right. "Kids copy my hairstyle and wear my No7 shirt and that makes me feel good. But what I don’t want is to see lads of nine or 10 arguing with referees in the park on a Sunday just because they’ve watched me doing it the day before. "That is the kind of pressure that goes with being made England captain, accepting you have to be a good role model for thousands of youngsters. - [18] Becks feels sorry for us though - Posted Sunday, February 4, 2001 by tb: "When I am around the club, the security is tight but even that can have its downside. When we leave the ground we have to get into our cars or the team coach in a secure area. That’s a shame because it puts us out of the reach of the genuine fans." - [17] Becks on the nutters
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- [31] Bye bye Our Martin - Posted Monday, February 5, 2001 by bar-knee: As his last chance to get the PLC job goes with the news that 'Sir Roland Smith is staying on as chairman of Manchester United's plc board for at least another year. Sir Roland's current contract was due to expire at the end of March and there had been speculation that he would stand down then. But the plc board did not want him to go and he has agreed to stay on for another 12 months until March 2002. United's chief executive Peter Kenyon said: "We are delighted that Sir Roland has agreed to remain as chairman and that Manchester United will continue to benefit from his guidance, leadership and experience." - [30] Choccy - use the technology - Posted Monday, February 5, 2001 by bar-knee: Speaking exclusively to FA-Premier.com Brian McClair said of city's disallowed goal: "It is an extremely important decision and a controversial one. But because it is so important to both City and Middlesbrough surely the game must try and make the job easier for the referee with video replays he or at least the fourth official can study. We've talking about this for so long and as we talk these controversies keep occurring. You have to accept them, you must always accept the referee is right at all times even when you know, and television replays prove, he is wrong. So why not do it on the spot? Why not have the equipment available which in the majority of incidents would prove conclusively what is right and what is wrong? One of the arguments against is the time it would take to study the replays but surely that could be reduced to seconds at the side of the pitch by the fourth or even a specially appointed fifth official. For goal-line incidents, did it or didn't it cross the line, sensors would give an immediate reaction. If it can work for rugby and cricket, which I accept are stop start games, then why cannot it be adapted for football? Bad feeling often stems from perceived injustice and the introduction of this technology would cut out so much of the bad feeling which has built up between referees and players. Prove the ref is right and it will calm everyone. The refs are in a position now to give the benefit of the doubt to forwards whereas in the past it was the defenders who received that. This is why I say the Tiatto goal should have stood. The referee took the advice of his linesman that a City player was interfering with Schwarzer's line of vision as he defended the Middlesbrough goal and if he was doing that he was interfering with play and therefore offside. We've all been through it. I remember we lost a cup tie on penalties to Southampton at Old Trafford and Bryan Robson had a goal disallowed when we all felt at the time and had confirmed later should have been our winner in extra time. The refs can't always win: if he allowed the goal it would have been Terry Venables not Joe Royle who'd have been complaining - and justifiably - about a decision based on an individual's opinion on who is or who isn't interfering with play. The fact is if referees feel they never win then football has to accept when it comes to decisions the men in black are never wrong." - [29] Best in hospital - Posted Monday, February 5, 2001 by bar-knee: SKY news reporting that George Best has been admitted to hospital with breathing difficulties. - [28] More Euro league update - Posted Monday, February 5, 2001 by bar-knee: Panathinaikos FC 0 : 1 Panionios GS League Standings - Olympiakos Piraeus FC17 / 44 Panathinaikos FC 17 / 38 FC PAOK Thessaloniki 17 / 32 Spains La Liga Real Mallorca 2 : 2 Valencia Real Madrid CF 21 / 48 Deportivo La Coruña 21 / 41 Barcelona 21 / 40 Valencia 21 / 36 - [27] Jaap Stam on life - Posted Monday, February 5, 2001 by bar-knee: "It's great to have a fifteen point lead. We've got a lot of important games coming, with Europe. But a lot can happen in football. We'll just concentrate on each game. Sometimes we play poorly and still get the points. That was the case today. We started the game quite well in the first half, but then they came back into it. We couldn't get our quality to the game in the second half so it wasn't the best game to watch. As soon as we got the ball they dropped back, sat behind the ball and waited for us to give it away. They tried to counter, and it's difficult to play against that. We've played better than we did today. We didn't have a lot of chances, and I still don't know how Andy's goal went in. I think it was a deflection, and you need a bit of luck some
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Apologies to our readers for any problems you may be experiencing with the news send out at the moment - we have a team of experts (sorry sexpests) working on it at the mo and hopefully all will be sorted any day now - and will be better than ever! - [31] Redknappy burgled by his own - Posted Tuesday, February 6, 2001 by bar-knee: 'THE luxury home of soccer star Jamie Redknapp and his wife, Louise, was ransacked by thieves while the pair celebrated Liverpool's victory at the weekend. The couple returned home from an evening out to find their belongings strewn across their home, a renovated farmhouse in Gayton, Wirral.' "We werent in at the time as we were out having a meal with some friends who were up here for the West Ham game. A few bits and pieces have gone but its not so much what's taken as the fact that someone has rooted through our private belongings. It was a bit of a nightmare and has left us both pretty shaken." - [30] Massive load of shite - Posted Tuesday, February 6, 2001 by bar-knee: Normal service is resumed. We were getting a bit worried about Alfie as he'd stopped spouting bollocks for a week at least. But back he comes with the big teams are favoured by refereeing decisions whine. For £uck's sake - didn't he see the West Ham handballs in the game of the century? Alfie Haaland: "If that goal had been scored by United at Old Trafford, Liverpool at Anfield or Arsenal at Highbury I doubt if it would have been ruled out. We couldn't believe our eyes but that is the sort of thing that happens when you are down at the bottom. I asked the referee why it had been disallowed and he just said 'no', 'no', 'no'. We were angry in the dressing room afterwards. Football is a big business and the loss of two points could cost us dearly. But that is life, we cannot do anything about it now, it is done and dusted. We felt we played well and deserved to win the game but now we just have to look forward to Spurs coming to Maine Road on Saturday." - [29] OT pitch not to be dug up again - Posted Tuesday, February 6, 2001 by bar-knee: Only because the weather is too bad at the moment for any re-laying. - [28] Mirror - 'lucky United' bollocks - Posted Tuesday, February 6, 2001 by bar-knee: Some journos still don't get it do they. Last miniute winners, winning when you're playing badly. Listen you plank - its got nothing to do with luck. That evens itself out - despite the rantings of Mystic Meg ABU's who like to pretend we are favoured by fortune. Its not luck - its called "attitude, will to win - never say die". That is what has delivered all of Fergie's trophies - none more so than the Treble season. Didn't you notice? Or were we lucky at Villa Park (to have our Captain sent off in a replay that shouldn't have happened after a perfectly good win was ruled out due to incompetent match officials), lucky in Turin (to go 2-0 down to deflected goals and fight back to win 3-2) and in Barcelona (to keep pushing right into injury time when any other team in the World would have admitted defeat - and not only get an equaliser but drive on for the winner too). Even if Fergie does play the sportsman saying we are lucky - which he says regularly only the seagulls choose not to notice and contine to portray him as a moaning dour Scot offering only excuses. How can someone with so little understanding be paid to write such uninformed bollocks? >From the Mirror 'WRONG TEAM AND WRONG TACTICS.. RIGHT RESULT LITTLE wonder some bookies are already paying out on United's title. Not only are United 15 points ahead with the best team, the strongest squad, and a real thirst to retain the championship. They also have luck. Sir Alex Ferguson got it so wrong at Old Trafford. Wrong team selection, wrong tactics, and wrong to underestimate relegation contenders Everton. Not bad if you can get so much wrong and still win. That truly is the hallmark of champions. However, it was achieved even by Sir Alex's own admission, more by luck than judgment. It needed a lucky break and Andy, sorry Andrew, Cole celebrated his new pounds 70,000-a-week contract with a wickedly deflected winner off Steve Watson's heel. Ferguson, usually renowned for his whingeing, was frank for a change. "We had a lucky break," he said. "Cole deserved his goal because he made a good run and it was a good pass from Yorke but, yes, there was an element of luck." Good grief. Fergie has changed from whining boss to a good sportsman. It might have had something to do with collecting the pounds 30,000 cheque on behalf of his club from FA chairman Geoff Thompson for winning the Fair Play award for
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- [34] More Red News comment on Yankees deal - Posted Wednesday, February 7, 2001 by bar-knee: Obviously our major view will come when we see the detail of the deal - but having nothing to go on, and definitely no small print, it seems churlish to go in with all guns firing when Cuddly Peter and his mob haven't had their press conference. We're not in SKY territory yet - but that doesn't mean this deal could be at best opportunist and at worst a long term mistake. But for the press to come out with stuff like 'we'll sign Rivaldo', leave the Premiership and solve the Middle East peace process' is just speculation and shows that nothing has been learnt from the Murdoch deal. The yankees top brass have a similar reputation to that former potential buyer which makes us uneasy - and of course some of the speculation about the deal is a concern. We don't begrudge United wanting to make pots of money from some aspects of this deal - if it keeps our prices down - but hopefully percentage aspects of our marketing potential haven't been given to another company when surely it is in the best interests for Utd to maintain 100% autonomy and make their money themselves. TV coverage is a tricky one as it will surely just involve future negotiating deals after the next SKY one ends and for foreign rights - that they might be able to help us with but may come under the auspices of the Trade & Industry Dept over here on such deals. Utd want to break into the US market and there is nothing wrong with that - but if it involves selling baseball hats at OT to get it, it does seem a tad bizarre. We wonder what background interest and knowledge Nike had in all this - but Utd are salivating at this deal. If it creates money to help the hardcore at Utd fair enough. But if any part of it backfires meaning we pay for yet more erroneous foreign expansion then, I'm afraid, it's head on a platter time PLC lads. - [33] Who rattled your cage - Posted Wednesday, February 7, 2001 by bar-knee: England World Cup winner George Cohen said: "To describe David Beckham as as world-class is ridiculous. We call the likes of George Best, Johan Cruyff, Pele and Bobby Moore world class and surely we are not comparing Beckham to them! He's all right but come on, he's not any better than that." - [32] Contradiction - Posted Wednesday, February 7, 2001 by bar-knee: Didn't Shotgun say Juan didn't have time to settle in just after we beat them. Aston Villa boss John Gregory on Juan Pablo Angel: "It is strange for him. He walked into the dressing room at Bradford last weekend and thought it was his own personal dressing room as it is a bit tight in there! It is a shock for him to be playing in the Premiership when one week you are at Old Trafford and the next you are at Valley Parade. It is something that he was not expecting, as much as we tried to paint a picture for him. So those are one or two little culture shocks that he is going through. On the pitch as well, English football is very uncompromising and he is having to get used to the hurly burly of it all and the intensity of playing two games a week and the ball spending a lot of time in the air which he is not used to. But, slowly, he will overcome that. Thierry Henry and Dennis Bergkamp are two players who took a long time to settle at Arsenal and in Juan Pablo's case I feel that being on the winning side at Bradford will have given him a lot of encouragement." - [31] Rip-off quote of the day - Posted Wednesday, February 7, 2001 by bar-knee: Not from a Utd PLC honcho on our deal (that will probably come later) but Master Ken Bates on charges of Chelsea chief Ken Bates has been criticised following the announcement of £190 a game season tickets in the new stand at Chelsea. "It's not just the wealthy that can afford such prices. We have executive club members who used to stand in the rain in the old Shed. They have got on with their world, made money and now want to watch football in comfort. It does not follow that the working class sit in the cheapest seats, because corporate hospitality comprises working guys that have made money." - [30] A source close to the Yankees deal - Posted Wednesday, February 7, 2001 by bar-knee: Which might mean they asked the bloke in Starbucks outside... 'But a source close to the deal predicted: "What you will see now is the group going after Juventus in Italy, Bayern Munich in Germany and Barcelona or Real Madrid in Spain. It gives the clubs the chance to shop their brand names around and, potentially, make billions." - [29] Fergie on Scholes injury ---
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- [34] Excellent this - Posted Thursday, February 8, 2001 by bar-knee: Posted on to Red News forum by the great Birdman. "In a related story to Manchester United's deal with the NY Yankees it has been revealed that neighbours Manchester City have signed a lucrative sponsorship deal of their own with a NY Championship winning team. 10 Pin Bowling team, 'Bowling Thunder' twice winners of the Flushing Wednesday League in Queens, NY have inked a deal which is rumoured to be in the double figures. Spokesperson and captain of the team, Johnny Bagadonuts earlier - "Yeah, Der gonna hook us up wit sum snazzer lazer blue bowling shirts, di guy from Manchestershire said dhey've gat der biggest floodlites in der whole of Londonengland" Exactly what City were getting out of the deal is still unsure but after the representitive from the Maine Rd club left 'Bowling Thunder's' home venue, Bowl-a-rama, Bagadonuts was heard to say "Hey, were'd our trophies go?" - [33] Bates Wembley resignation letter in full! - Posted Thursday, February 8, 2001 by bar-knee: To Football Association chief executive Adam Crozier, it goes: "I acquired Wembley for the FA and made a substantial operating profit... despite having inherited a lacklustre leaderless management. We know a considerable part of it came from Kate Hoey and her lackeys. But it is also clear that a lot came from within the Football Association itself. "It was quite disgraceful that not one single person on either board stood up to publicly defend the project and my position. Even Jesus Christ suffered only one Pontius Pilate - I had a whole team of them. It would take another four years of my life to complete the project and after careful consideration I have decided I do not want to spend it working with people, a number of whom I neither trust nor respect. I therefore resign from the board of WNSL with immediate effect." - [32] Andy Walsh viewpoint - Posted Thursday, February 8, 2001 by bar-knee: Andy Walsh, a spokesman for the Independent Manchester United Supporters Association, said: "The profits must be used for the benefit of the football club - to keep ticket prices down and to provide resources for the manager, enabling him to put out the best team possible." - [31] Who we've got into bed with - Posted Thursday, February 8, 2001 by bar-knee: Looks like Fartin will have a soul mate to play with!! >From Football 365 'THE proud name of Manchester United is about to become associated with an extremely controversial character as their marketing deal with baseball giants New York Yankees gathers pace. George Steinbrenner, the 71-year-old shipping magnate who bought the club for ten million dollars in 1971, has led the Yankees to six World Series titles during his reign, but has constantly courted controversy. His most infamous moments include... * In 1972, he was convicted of making illegal contributions to crooked President Richard Nixon's campaign fund. He was later pardoned by Ronald Reagan. * He has a loyalty to managers that would make our very own football chairmen seem benevolent in the extreme. He hired and fired Yankees legend Billy Martin as manager on an incredible five occasions. Such a lack of security clearly took its toll on Martin, who ruled himself out of any further comebacks by dying. * Steinbrenner incredibly fired an average of 30 employees a season during the Seventies and Eighties. In 1996, he surpassed himself by dismissing a grand total of 56 Yankees employees. Many of their replacements were family friends, which Steinbrenner explained by saying he was seeking to promote unity within his backroom staff. * Steinbrenner was suspended from running his own team for three years during the 1980s after admitting paying 40,000 dollars to a former gangster in exchange for damaging information about Yankees player Dave Winfield, whose contract Steinbrenner wanted to cancel. * Analysts predicted that the Yankees could become the number one baseball team in the Far East after Steinbrenner signed Asian- American star Hideki Irabu. Sadly, the pitcher's Yankee career ended shortly afterwards, when a mistake in an exhibition game led Steinbrenner to call him "a fat toad". * When the Yankees lost the World Series in 1981, Steinbrenner marked the occasion by having a fistfight with two critical supporters in a lift. Classy!' - [30] Bobby Charlton on deal - Posted Thursday, February 8, 2001 by bar-knee: "Money is not a dirty word. To remain at the top of this sport you have to make money. We know how to do it and the Yankees know how to do it. This club has always
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- [23] Liverpool ticket details - Posted Friday, February 9, 2001 by bar-knee: Liverpool away ticket details are on the ticket info line. We have approx. 3000 tickets at £26.00. Season ticket voucher 36 plus voucher sheets, applications to be in by 5.00 p.m. on Friday 16 February 2001. - [22] Dwight on Yankees deal - Posted Friday, February 9, 2001 by bar-knee: "It never ceases to amaze me what this club does and that is why being a part of it is so special. A lot of clubs panic and spend money trying to catch up with us. Other clubs, not just domestically but in Europe, try to get to our level. As soon as they think they are close, we just take a bigger step ahead - and this latest one is very big. We all know the size of the Yankees. I've got enough of their baseball caps to realise the very symbol of the club is recognised worldwide. While there have been some big signings, a lot of the players were developed from the youth system. We have not spent as much as some. We have just worked hard to get a team together that can be so successful. That is down to the skill of the management team and dedication of the players. It's not our fault if we are the best in the English game. As for the off-field activities, the club are simply taking advantage of what is on offer out there and being pioneers. They are taking their chances where others don't. It is up to the rest to come up with their own ideas. When you come from the Caribbean, New York represents big opportunities. People go there to succeed and be famous. It's fantastic - I must have been there 20 times. I've never seen the Yankees play but you can be sure I will on my next visit. Like us, they are winners." - [21] Dwight on Ruud coming in? - Posted Friday, February 9, 2001 by bar-knee: "Everyone here knows that the club will never stand still. The opportunity comes along to make this team stronger, they will. All the strikers know about Ruud van Nistelrooy and if the boss thinks he will make us stronger, we as players have to respond to that. If he is coming for the sort of money being talked about, then he won't be sitting on the bench very long. We will just have to make it difficult for him to get into the side. The difference with United when it comes to spending is that they will never do anything that puts the club or its future at risk. We all see what some big Italian and Spanish clubs spend. Then we hear about how much debt they are in. Often the clubs are reliant on one individual as well. That is not the case here. The club is clearly putting into place the foundations and structure to ensure it's dominance can continue for a long time to come and that players can be bought without risking any financial problems." - [20] Dwight interview - Posted Friday, February 9, 2001 by bar-knee: In the SUN "At some clubs, you could be a lot more sure of your position than you are here. The standard there may not be as high and the club may not have the money to get a big name in. Well, everyone knows that is not the case here. We now know more than ever that if we slip up, the club has the strength to go out and get whoever it wants." - [19] Yet more opinion on Yankees deal - Posted Friday, February 9, 2001 by bar-knee: BBC Sport's Rob Bonnet: "I should declare an interest. I hold shares in Manchester United plc. Not many. Certainly not enough to buy more than a small round of drinks off the profits of the price hike that followed the New York Yankees deal. I was once a fan - the very worst sort, an obsessive teenage Cockney Red in the days of Charlton, Best and Law. But I no longer qualify under most people's definition of "fandom". I hardly ever see the team except on TV and - in any case - I spent a period of immense disloyalty in East Anglia as a follower of Norwich City." (typical so called celeb fan) "The current United team can play sublime football. They frequently win well but notoriously - and much less frequently - lose badly. Seven Premiership titles in nine years would (no, make that will) be a heck of an achievement, but I'd like another club to win it just for a change." (then you are not a fan at all - typical suited shareholder) "I like football. Quite a lot, but not enough to prefer it to a number of other sports and certainly not enough to see football through Keano's red mist. If I support any team, it's England." (here we go) "On to this Manchester United tie-in with the Yankees. The newspapers enthusiastically headlined the prospect of a Stock Exchange investigation into the timing of the announcem
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- [22] Harrison on Becks - Posted Saturday, February 10, 2001 by tb: 'If anyone thinks that all the things David has accomplished have landed in his lap, they couldn't be more wrong. Since his formative years he has practised from morning until night. You won't find anyone more dedicated. 'David can do absolutely anything with a football. He deserves all the success he has achieved so far and, believe me, there is more to come in the future. - [21] Ginger (hard) nut - Posted Saturday, February 10, 2001 by tb: Eric Harrison on the ginga ninja: 'I have always likened Nicky Butt to Bryan Robson because he is afraid of noone. He needs to score more goals to become a regular with England but if I was playing in the roughest, most intimidating of games, I would want Nicky Butt by my side.' - [20] My left foot - Posted Saturday, February 10, 2001 by tb: As Eric Harrison explains about Giggsy: 'Ryan Giggs, in full flight, is probably the most exciting. He is crucial to a successful side. Someone has to run with the ball and Ryan is up there with the best. 'When he joined United on a full-time basis after leaving school, there were two things we needed to improve and we both worked hard on them. 'I improved Ryan's right foot by making him practice with it in crossing sessions and restricting him from using his left foot. It was like an optician putting a patch over a child's good eye to make the "lazy eye" work harder - and it worked.' - [19] You don't say - Posted Saturday, February 10, 2001 by tb: Contrary to reports (stand up Mirror, Sun, Moral etc), the tie-up with YankeesNet will not earn United billions, nor will it mean that Ferguson can buy the Luis Figos of this world. Instead the deal is about a long-term marketing strategy to try and infiltrate the American market and raise United's profile. That could take years and United are not banking on the partnership making them millions overnight. Under the agreement, United and the Yankees could sell each other's merchandising, while they may also act jointly in sponsorship negotiations. The clubs will also exchange information on training and physiotherapy techniques. Ferguson said: "I think it's a great step. I think the club is always going to look to improve themselves and not just on the football field, but on the commercial side as well." - [18] Fergie looks forward to his travels - Posted Saturday, February 10, 2001 by tb: On the Yankees tie up "I think it's a fantastic step ahead because we are always trying to project ourselves and get a higher status in football. "With the American population over there of between 260 and 300 million, I think, you have a country which is in the early formation of football. "They tried it back in the 1970s and it didn't work. They've got it back on song now and they hosted the World Cup in 1994. "Obviously it's a young country as far as football is concerned and if we can market our image over there then we will do well." - [17] Smile you're on Candid Camera - Posted Saturday, February 10, 2001 by tb: The Scout master on Vierra 'Would he have been charged if he were not on Sky News every five minutes? 'You have to ask yourself if players are more likely to be punished if their matches are on TV. It can only be right if everybody is under the same scrutiny. 'I'm not saying what the FA must do, but what we have in England now are guidelines, not rules. It can be very confusing. You just don't know whether you are going to be punished or not.' - [16] More Arse escuses - Posted Saturday, February 10, 2001 by tb: You couldn't make it up! On Kanu: 'It's the English winter,' said the Highbury manager yesterday. 'He can't stand it.' 'It is the temperature change that is the problem. It can be 30 degrees above when he travels to Nigeria - and then he has to come back to London where there is frost, rain and wind. 'He has been injured and is back in the squad now. He has not had a successful season as far as scoring goals is concerned but he is looking sharper in training now. 'I have had a talk with him. Winter is more difficult for him to contend with, and he has a stamina problem in that he cannot play in as long a range of games as other players.' - [15] Bates blasts 'I'll take the lot of yer on' - Posted Saturday, February 10, 2001 by tb: 'Who are these people hiding behind expressions like "an insider" or "FA spokesman?" 'Let them have the b
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- IGNORE TEST - Posted Sunday, February 11, 2001 by redend:
